View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
JamaicanAliesha
04-09-2017, 09:44 PM
LMAO the same KingBiz guy came in and started begging saying the same thing lol.
I said "You were in here begging yesterday. If you want to see some goods, please tip."
He just left again LMAO. I love embarrassing them.
JamaicanAliesha
04-09-2017, 10:55 PM
chlebekov555: babe
keep playing with em titties
Me: Stop being a cheapo and buy a show. Kisses! *kick*
Sunnylexie
04-10-2017, 01:47 AM
Conceited prick: You have very commanding eyes. I am an American historian and a poet.
Me: Thank you! WHat brings you here?
Conceited prick: Such delicate and feminine features and a pleasant laugh.
I like intelligent women. I want great conversation. I can go private but not for fake sex. Bumbling boys do that. I ama REAL man.
Reak men get real sex, And they are confident with women.
Me: I’m sorry
but do you realize you just insulted the people who help me make my living?
Conceited prick:: I know you need to earn a living. But I respect women. I do not try to degrade them....
Men can ask to enter your room and pay you without fake sex. I say that honestly. I will never attempt to profane or abuse you in any way.
Me: I prefer it being fair exchange. Wouldn’t be fair if I were having people pay me without me giving anything in return;)
So, what would you like to talk about?
Conceited prick: A man who demands fake sex is a bumbling idiot. Ok. I like you. But I know men. A man who demands fake sex and toys is a very insecure person...
Women's issues, foreign policy, the environment, politics, music, entertainment,philosophy, sports, economics, sociology and social trends.
Me: Could you kindly stop insulting my clients? *At this point, I got a show and he left*
IMO if there’s a person falling under the definition of a bumbling idiot, it’s him.
SoloDesire
04-10-2017, 07:45 AM
This guy sat in my room silently ignoring all of my "take me to private" prompts so I kicked him out after 5 minutes of sitting there lurking. He comes right back and starts spewing all of this...I never responded to any of it until right before I blocked him.
jimmybobo: i will own your body n possibly u seel me your mind 2
jimmybobo: i can sit in wall street with some note takers ther as well
jimmybobo: might have me confused with a ugly guy. im sorry i have no pics i will shut this jinky account down
jimmybobo: and im also rich as trump but
i have other portals open tho
Me: Dude, I have no idea what you're talking about. I guess you're butthurt because I kicked you out for lurking?
jimmybobo: duh i forget avout u like u do
jimmybobo has been blocked.
What a dumbass.
Sunnylexie
04-10-2017, 12:18 PM
Just found this in my SM inbox:
<clueless dummy>
Sent: 2017-04-10 12:12:20
hi
i have one dout
how many holes in pusssy??
Here's my answer verbatim:
Hi!
This is how you do it:
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+many+holes+in+pusssy%3F%3F
SoloDesire
04-10-2017, 12:22 PM
Just found this in my SM inbox:
<clueless dummy>
Sent: 2017-04-10 12:12:20
hi
i have one dout
how many holes in pusssy??
Here's my answer verbatim:
Hi!
This is how you do it:
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+many+holes+in+pusssy%3F%3F
https://media.giphy.com/media/l0MYunAI4j10uWbFm/giphy.gif
DeepThoughts
04-10-2017, 05:42 PM
KingBiz: Slide strap down beautiful
Me: I would love to! Just need a tip first! :)
KingBiz has logged off (reason: user left)
The whole time I am thinking in my sarcastic ass brain;
"Yes! I will flash the whole room for free JUST cause you said so sir KingBiz! I will do your bidding immediately! *eye roll*"
I guess they think barking orders at me means I'm just going to do it? Probably because they added beautiful to the end that I will be so enamored by them I will just do whatever for free LMAO. Sad.
At least he had the courtesy to take his broke ass out of your room. The Idiots I get always say "Please" after I tell them tits are $10.
My sarcastic ass brain is thinking, oh yeah its $10 OR Please. SMH!
DonaDiabla
04-10-2017, 06:34 PM
Idiots are using creative ways to ask for paypal now.
Fake sissy: Hey Miss, I was wondering if I could be your paypal friend?
Me: Sorry, I will never take paypal.
Fake sissy: Please Miss, I have no other way to pay for a cam show but through paypal or Western Union. Most femdoms take Western Union or Paypal.
Me: LOL!
Fake sissy left and got blocked.
maddiebabe
04-10-2017, 07:11 PM
Just found this in my SM inbox:
<clueless dummy>
Sent: 2017-04-10 12:12:20
hi
i have one dout
how many holes in pusssy??
Here's my answer verbatim:
Hi!
This is how you do it:
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+many+holes+in+pusssy%3F%3F
how old are these people? LOL sounds 12 with parental credit card on file
Sunnylexie
04-10-2017, 09:43 PM
I had a guy like this a bit ago, wonder if it was him. He immediately started going on and on about how he only goes exclusive because he thinks it's rude to make me split my attention and multitask with others and that's he's such a gentleman and blah blah blah. I started rolling my eyes right away because I could tell he was a BSer trying to make the think he'd be a big spender so I'd be willing to give him more free attention. He was going on and on about it, and then proceeds to sit there and not go exclusive. Then he starts asking me about the stuff I have hanging on my walls. I was like 'If you want to interview me go pvt or exclu' and he was like "Wait a minute, I like to take my time to get to know you. I'm not some rude guy who is just going to jump into exclusive right away.' I blocked him immediately after that lol.
I don't mind chatting usually, but the "Me vs the people who pay you" way he was pushing himself was completely offputting.
JamaicanAliesha
04-10-2017, 10:29 PM
Idiots are using creative ways to ask for paypal now.
Fake sissy: Hey Miss, I was wondering if I could be your paypal friend?
Me: Sorry, I will never take paypal.
Fake sissy: Please Miss, I have no other way to pay for a cam show but through paypal or Western Union. Most femdoms take Western Union or Paypal.
Me: LOL!
Fake sissy left and got blocked.
LOL. He really thought that sounded convincing huh.
This sounds like the fake sissies that beg me for Snapchat or my WhatsApp number on SM.
heavymetalgirl
04-11-2017, 07:20 AM
What's up with guys coming into my room, taking me to exclusive, then saying they want to "worship my body" and then leave within 3 minutes? They give no specifics about what they like, if they are submissive or not, and I'm not even sure what kind of a show they want. While I'm flattered someone would want to "worship" my body, I kinda need some specifics here! Forgive my ignorance, but am I doing something wrong? Sorry if this is a dumb question/vent!
maddiebabe
04-11-2017, 07:24 AM
[email protected]: WHAT UP GIRL
[email protected]: CAME TO HANG WITH YOU
[email protected]: IS IT WORTH IT LOL
after i tell him to come hang with me in private
needless to say banned
can someone teach me how to not look like a bitch so i can keep the cam on my face??
JamaicanAliesha
04-11-2017, 08:54 AM
misteraceman: Hey there do you work out? Can you QUICKLY flex your arm muscle biceps please (he had a whole bunch of emojis of biceps and a smiley).
me: Yes I can, in private I can show off my sexy Serena Williams body all you want.
*misteraceman logs off*
LMAO. Just because it isn't inherently sexual doesn't mean that I will do it for free. Pay for your fetish.
Oh! Here is another one!
DirtyOne: you look amazing. that is a very nice top.
may i see the whole outfit?
Me: I would love to show you my tiny thong and show off my body, but I need a tip first babes.
*DirtyOne has logged off*
I don't stand up for free anymore because usually I am wearing a gstring outfit or a bra and a thong so if they want to see me show off my thick and toned ass body they need to tip. It doesn't even have to be a big tip lmao, I will stand up and show off my body for a few bucks.
If I stood up every time somebody asked I would never sit down lmao and guys would be jerking dicks for free.
JamaicanAliesha
04-11-2017, 09:14 AM
What's up with guys coming into my room, taking me to exclusive, then saying they want to "worship my body" and then leave within 3 minutes? They give no specifics about what they like, if they are submissive or not, and I'm not even sure what kind of a show they want. While I'm flattered someone would want to "worship" my body, I kinda need some specifics here! Forgive my ignorance, but am I doing something wrong? Sorry if this is a dumb question/vent!
When I get those guys I just go into generic domination/goddess talk. I talk about each part of my body and how awesome it is and amazing I look and how he wants to fall down and kiss and worship every part of my body cause I said so.
But I don't talk about that for at least 30 seconds. Can't let them get it ASAP, let them cook for a bit then get into the femdom stuff.
ebonymonroe
04-11-2017, 09:40 AM
'Have you got socks on'?
me: yeah
'can you show me them please'
me:no they are only plain black socks
'can you please just show me, i might like them?'
like seriously im not showing my plain black socks in free chat :-\ what is they to like about plain black socks!
JamaicanAliesha
04-11-2017, 12:11 PM
'Have you got socks on'?
me: yeah
'can you show me them please'
me:no they are only plain black socks
'can you please just show me, i might like them?'
like seriously im not showing my plain black socks in free chat :-\ what is they to like about plain black socks!
It's a foot fetish/dirty socks/dirty stockings guy trying to get a free peak lmao.
MissRoxxxie
04-11-2017, 03:13 PM
A regular just left my room in the middle of a show cos he's pissed my nails are painted coral and not red this week. *eye roll*
Sorry didn't realise I had to check in with YOU before having a manicure!! Especially when you've not graced me with your presence for months
DonaDiabla
04-11-2017, 05:35 PM
LOL! He must been a nail guy :) A lot of nail guys are pretty particular with the nail color and shape. They love red but a lot of them hate pink and orange nail polish. I guess coral was some sort of weird deal breaker.
A regular just left my room in the middle of a show cos he's pissed my nails are painted coral and not red this week. *eye roll*
Sorry didn't realise I had to check in with YOU before having a manicure!! Especially when you've not graced me with your presence for months
livroyale
04-12-2017, 07:22 AM
47882
Riiiiiiight...
SoloDesire
04-12-2017, 07:39 AM
47882
Riiiiiiight...
I just blocked this guy. Here's what he said right before I blocked his trolling ass.
"toeno61: Don't you think it's pretty pathetic to make money like this"
~Carmen~
04-12-2017, 07:54 AM
I just blocked this guy. Here's what he said right before I blocked his trolling ass.
"toeno61: Don't you think it's pretty pathetic to make money like this"
He came in and said the same thing to me! Insta-block. What's pathetic is clicking on every model on the site to say that. Nothing better to do I guess!
SoloDesire
04-12-2017, 08:18 AM
He came in and said the same thing to me! Insta-block. What's pathetic is clicking on every model on the site to say that. Nothing better to do I guess!
Exactly. I replied to him "No, but it IS pretty pathetic that you have nothing better to do than go around trolling cam models." right before I blocked him. What an ass.
Sunnylexie
04-12-2017, 08:27 AM
I had the toeno61 guy too! From what I got, he was high as fuck and bored. Came to troll me, I trolled him back and he turned out ok and tipped me. Then I got a pvt and he left to come back in like an half an hour and complain about how everyone has banned him lol.
~Carmen~
04-12-2017, 08:30 AM
I had the toeno61 guy too! From what I got, he was high as fuck and bored. Came to troll me, I trolled him back and he turned out ok and tipped me. Then I got a pvt and he left to come back in like an half an hour and complain about how everyone has banned him lol.
Hmm Maybe I should un-ban him tell him to tip me if he doesn't want to be banned again. LOL!!!
Sunnylexie
04-12-2017, 08:44 AM
Hmm Maybe I should un-ban him tell him to tip me if he doesn't want to be banned again. LOL!!!Lol I'm not sure he's gonna remember any of it once he gets sober.
~Carmen~
04-12-2017, 10:35 AM
He just stopped by with a new one:
toeno61: I just wanted to stop by and say I would fuck you so hard you wouldn't walk for a week.
Unfortunately, he left before I could demand a tip.
~Carmen~
04-12-2017, 10:36 AM
He just stopped by with a new one:
toeno61: I just wanted to stop by and say I would fuck you so hard you wouldn't walk for a week.
I told him I heard he has been making the rounds. Unfortunately, he left before I could demand a tip.
SoloDesire
04-12-2017, 11:33 AM
Well I'm keeping him blocked lol.
LeoLeonora
04-12-2017, 12:22 PM
47882
Riiiiiiight...
LMAO! That prick came into my room today too. He must be making the rounds annoying everyone.
JamaicanAliesha
04-13-2017, 11:11 AM
JoeCool: hey sexy
wow your pretty
how are you?
your welcome
i want to do a group show with you
Me: (I was already sensing foolishness from this guy at this point.) Group show? Never heard of that before lol
JoeCool: group is where one guy pays and everyone else gets to watch the show for free, yours costs 8.99 per minute boo
Me: *blocks JoeCool*
Okay first off...I am new, not stupid. Second of all, WHY THE FUCK would I want ONE guy to pay while everyone else jerks their cocks for free? LMAO NAH, and third of all my prices are 5.99/6.99 did you really think that I don't know the price of my shows?????? Freeloader fail!
PhatGirlDynomite!!!
04-13-2017, 12:05 PM
I had the toeno61 guy too! From what I got, he was high as fuck and bored. Came to troll me, I trolled him back and he turned out ok and tipped me. Then I got a pvt and he left to come back in like an half an hour and complain about how everyone has banned him lol.
This is hilarious! Reminds me of one night where I was on skype with two other cammers talking about the fuckery in freechat. We were copying and pasting dumbshit from our chatrooms and then in the course of 3 minutes we all copied messages from the SAME GUY! We were all different sizes and ethnicities but homeboy was popping in and out over and over. So I decided to mess with him. "Eh boy you better go back over there and tip *Cammers Name* before I tell *Other Cammers Name* you been cheating on her." He was so confused, "WHO ARE YOU?" :D}:D I wish I could tell the entire story but I can't LOL
JamaicanAliesha
04-13-2017, 07:44 PM
Matthew: well, i would like to get to know u as a woman. I dont want to treat u as anything different. cause there is more to you than just looks. i believe that
Me: That's nice babes but I don't do anything for free on this site.
Matthew: oh no, im not going to ask for anything except learn more about u
Me: *kicks Matthew from room*
If you want to get to know me that bad, take me to pvt or exl and ask all your questions there. I am NOT doing shit for free on SM, especially emotional labor like "getting to know someone."
I guess men think this is an easy way to get attention. Hoes do not care about their tricks getting to know them, take me to paid chat, lets have out cyber sex and you can go until next time.
If you want me to pay attention to you for more than a few minutes then you need to run me my money.
Sunnylexie
04-14-2017, 12:35 AM
santanaomar789: Im good u
santanaomar789: Im so horny
santanaomar789: Me and my step sister are playing with each other hoping you'll play too
santanaomar789: Show us that pussy those feet anf all above
santanaomar789: Little preview please
santanaomar789: I just put it in her ass
C-C-C-COMBO!
JamaicanAliesha
04-14-2017, 12:02 PM
voodoo.nastydogsmc: oh ok
so why no titty flashing?
Me: Because my tits are amazing and I don't like that one guy pays and everyone gets to see what he pays for. It's not fair to the dude who's enjoy my tits lol.
*who gets to enjoy
voodoo.nastydogsmc: so what do i get to see for 5? i dont care if they see it. it might encourage them to tip
Me: I don't worry about tips, I'd rather do pvts. And for 5 you get to see my show of my amazing body and thick ass booty in a tiny pink g string, I can twerk like a champ. I am providing a sexual service. If that isn't enough for you, take me to pvt so I can be a slut. lol
*voodoo.nastydogsmc has successfully sent you $5.00 of GOLD.*
LMAO STILL GOT THAT MONEY DIDN'T I?
And LOL at "it might encourage them to tip," sir you obviously do not know anything about the sex industry. Why would they tip if they can see it for free? Nah my tits too pretty for that.
Also, men love bitchy hoes. I never make money when I'm too nice.
EDIT:
Ooooohohmygod. Read this foolishness.
voodoo.nastydogsmc: ok, this is whats up. i wanna take you pvt but your price is high. i have a daily spending limit because i've 3 fraudulent transaction on my account for more that $1000
so now i cant go over 75 a day
Me: Aw that's sad, come back to me when thats fixed.
voodoo.nastydogsmc: the card has nothing to do with it. this site has me at a 75 a day spending limit, dont matter what card it is.
Me: That sucks. Ask them how long that will be and come back when you have it's fixed.
*voodoo.nastydogsmc has logged off*
I find this fucking hilarious.
I just can't even believe these dudes. Am I supposed to feel bad for you? I am supposed to just go lower my price cause of this stupid story you made up? And even if the story is true, you just admitted to me that you are out here committing fraud? Boy bye.
This is fucking pathetic. How hard is it to just pay for your porn?
DeepThoughts
04-14-2017, 04:32 PM
Matthew: well, i would like to get to know u as a woman. I dont want to treat u as anything different. cause there is more to you than just looks. i believe that
Me: That's nice babes but I don't do anything for free on this site.
Matthew: oh no, im not going to ask for anything except learn more about u
Me: *kicks Matthew from room*
If you want to get to know me that bad, take me to pvt or exl and ask all your questions there. I am NOT doing shit for free on SM, especially emotional labor like "getting to know someone."
I guess men think this is an easy way to get attention. Hoes do not care about their tricks getting to know them, take me to paid chat, lets have out cyber sex and you can go until next time.
If you want me to pay attention to you for more than a few minutes then you need to run me my money.
When I get guys like this I always tell them to ask me anything they like, all questions are $10 or they can take me exclusive or private and ask. Which do you prefer sir?
MysteryGirl44
04-14-2017, 05:59 PM
This guy has been in my room complimenting me nonstop for awhile. He doesn't have any money loaded onto his account.
Him : show me ur breast if you wnat me to stay
Me : Tip 10
Him : Who me? you must want me to leave lol
If he isn't going to spend money, then why would he think I would care if he leaves? It's like he wants me to beg him to stay. lol...
maddiebabe
04-15-2017, 05:30 PM
this wasn't annoying just amusing
supercum (invisible): when i want fuck you i want see your face its makes me more horny then ever
i want see your eyrs love
waw you are my love 4 ever
marry with my
you have beautyfull eyes and smile
all is perfect from you
come in my life love
here in country in my house
and we will get great family
with kids
CatBBW
04-16-2017, 05:19 PM
On AW just now...(name NOT changed, he deserves to be named & shamed)...
MrSexTherapy enters the room
CatBBW: (speaking) hi!
MrSexTherapy: flash? for easter?
MrSexTherapy leaves the room (cos I kicked him out. WTF *ANYONE* would think EASTER would be a great time to have free tits?!?! I mean BIRTHDAYS/XMAS there's a SORT of logic (presents/gifts/kindness/idiots) but EASTER??? I will show you my fucking ovaries for free, that's more appropriate to my version of Easter / Eostre...)
CatBBW
04-16-2017, 05:29 PM
And another just now (name changed)...
HE enters the room
CatBBW: Hi hows you?
HE: Hey gorgeous.. How am I? Probably the BEST you will never experience
CatBBW: lol
CatBBW: what can you do for me tonight then
HE: Thats a tad selfish. What can we do for each other tonight is a better question.
CatBBW: Hmm not selfish, you were the one saying I won't ever experience the best?
HE leaves the room
MysteryGirl44
04-16-2017, 07:11 PM
I just opened a guy's cam and he's in a Little Red Riding Hood outfit! Wtf!! lol
Sunnylexie
04-16-2017, 11:14 PM
WHen someone wants a free holiday flash from me, I usually say something like "What about you tip $5 first, as a holiday gift?"
maddiebabe
04-17-2017, 10:22 PM
daddyD23: im gonna send a message your way love : )
me: that's great cuz i'm not gonna read it sweetie
daddyD23 has logged off (reason: user left)
kdcc06:Soo what can 100 tokens do
ChicagoSitFace: You can leave that top of ��
me:No this is my chat room and I do what the fuck I want to unless you are paying me.
ChicagoSitFace: What does that booty look like ?
me: haven't you seen my fucking photo?
You can tip 5 gold to see it live.
ebonymonroe
04-19-2017, 07:21 AM
lol ridiculous nobody cares if his going to leave or not, im sick of rude people like this but we have to remain professional if they are other customers in the chat aswell.
freyasnecklace
04-19-2017, 08:22 AM
In regards to payment:
My gift are my skills for you.
I would love to be used by you. I am a graphical designer and I wanted to do designs for you to make your page more beautiful... Of course, to maintain the privacy... I show you the graphic first and if you like it, you can add it yourself I would happily show you what I have done, and the girls that I helped so far so that you can see if i am worth to you
if you want to know a bit about me, I'm English Italian and black
would you like to use me?
----------------------------------
Nope
Cutie101
04-19-2017, 09:16 AM
https://media.giphy.com/media/l3q2GZaeJ4v24D7P2/giphy.gif
47933
He is not banned yet, because he comes in private where he wants a show and tells me how much he wants to marry me. His english sucks, even is his native language... but yet... my inbox is always full ;D;D
https://media.giphy.com/media/l4FGxX82rqdbkwLpm/giphy.gif
maddiebabe
04-19-2017, 05:19 PM
idiot:bb y u dont show face are u shy??
me: no i'm constantly rolling my eyes
idiot: bb r u high?
me: no i'm rolling my eyes because you're stupid
freyasnecklace
04-20-2017, 07:39 AM
After sending a shit ton of pictures of his dick next to my photos
"Do you like it or should I be good?"
"I don't think you like it"
---------------------------------
No, bitch, I like getting paid :|
Cutie101
04-20-2017, 11:09 AM
* Me, putting powder on face/ re-applying my lipstick*
Members (without noticing my smokey eyes, false lashes and heavy contouring): "Oh bb, u don't need make up! u have natural beauty!"
https://media.giphy.com/media/jg7Bq3EYD16Lu/giphy.gif
Yup, tottaly woke up like this!
https://media.giphy.com/media/YnJKLa8uvGFTG/giphy.gif
No powder and lipstick needed, I am beautiful the way I am!
https://media.giphy.com/media/I4Jmrcjnr8Zfq/giphy.gif
maddiebabe
04-20-2017, 11:22 AM
I don't know I do alright without makeup, sometimes super well. I still try to always wear it but some days I feel like shit in general and my eyes are ridiculously dry and I can't be bothered. Have you ever tried camming no makeup, or do you simply refuse to? I don't think it affects my money if I wear it or not... I just put it on to look like I tried or whatever.