View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
MissRoxxxie
04-27-2017, 02:59 PM
emma34f_kent: hi
emma34f_kent: how are you
emma34f_kent: can I ask some advice
emma34f_kent: I am thinking of joining here
emma34f_kent: is it a good site
Me: you can ask all of the advice in group/pvt
emma34f_kent: ok
emma34f_kent leaves the room
hmmm
MissRoxxxie
04-27-2017, 03:42 PM
cookie1981: Gin?
Me: no
Me: water haha
Me: i hate gin
cookie1981 leaves the room
tomharris1990: u like cum?
Me: LOL
tomharris1990: can u stand up plz
Me: i like to make men eat it
AW free chat tonight, past caring now.
maddiebabe
04-27-2017, 08:41 PM
bigAL: Hey bby
Can I get a see of ur body dear
So fucking sexy omg
Love wen u say my name
Exclusive I feel I see what u working with love
me: tip me i'll show u what i'm working with
bigAL: Never mind wow
bigAL: Guess u dnt want to thanks for nothing
bigAL has been blocked.
MissRoxxxie
04-28-2017, 04:06 AM
ukbondageman: ah, I don't know, a strip by the front door
Me: nope
nufflove: huh
ukbondageman leaves the room
nufflove: at 2.99 i think you should
more gems from free chat
Diamond Dust
04-30-2017, 02:43 PM
johnnylove01: Do you have an ottoman or a padded stool? (the bold is my addition, I'll explain later)
Me: I do, actually! What would you like to see me use it for, if you don't mind me asking?
johnnylove01: spread naked on it front and back
Me: I can do that. I'll just have to get it from the living room though.
**Guy goes into premium**
Me: Okay be right back, it's a little heavy and I have to get it from the other room, so it'll be just a minute.
I also took the time to adjust my camera from my bed to kind of the floor, because my ottoman is low to the ground (aren't they all?). I hauled it from the living room (it's an old piece of furniture and kind of heavy) to my room and set it down and started splaying myself out over it, all sexy-like, thinking I had this one in the bag until:
johnnylove01: that's not a bar stool!
johnnylove01 has logged off (reason: user left)
I was left sitting on my ottoman with my jaw on the floor. Fortunately, he didn't leave my any rating. Never once in free chat did he mention a bar stool, and even if I had one, how would I spread out naked over it "front and back"? Those things have pretty small seats and sometimes have backs to them, making it nearly impossible to spread out over. Just to make sure I wasn't crazy, I Google image-searched "ottoman" and came up with exactly what I had - basically a big, fancy foot stool and NOT a bar stool. Oh well, I still made $2.50 and didn't get naked, so I wasn't too mad, just aggravated that I had to carry the damn thing back to the living room right away.
Moral of the story: Ladies, if johnnylove01 shows up asking for an ottoman, what he really wants is a bar stool. Please take the time to school him on what an ottoman actually is, but then again, hopefully he's learned his lesson on that from me.
Chellyinparadise
05-01-2017, 03:01 PM
johnnylove01: Do you have an ottoman or a padded stool? (the bold is my addition, I'll explain later)
Me: I do, actually! What would you like to see me use it for, if you don't mind me asking?
johnnylove01: spread naked on it front and back
Me: I can do that. I'll just have to get it from the living room though.
**Guy goes into premium**
Me: Okay be right back, it's a little heavy and I have to get it from the other room, so it'll be just a minute.
I also took the time to adjust my camera from my bed to kind of the floor, because my ottoman is low to the ground (aren't they all?). I hauled it from the living room (it's an old piece of furniture and kind of heavy) to my room and set it down and started splaying myself out over it, all sexy-like, thinking I had this one in the bag until:
johnnylove01: that's not a bar stool!
johnnylove01 has logged off (reason: user left)
I was left sitting on my ottoman with my jaw on the floor. Fortunately, he didn't leave my any rating. Never once in free chat did he mention a bar stool, and even if I had one, how would I spread out naked over it "front and back"? Those things have pretty small seats and sometimes have backs to them, making it nearly impossible to spread out over. Just to make sure I wasn't crazy, I Google image-searched "ottoman" and came up with exactly what I had - basically a big, fancy foot stool and NOT a bar stool. Oh well, I still made $2.50 and didn't get naked, so I wasn't too mad, just aggravated that I had to carry the damn thing back to the living room right away.
Moral of the story: Ladies, if johnnylove01 shows up asking for an ottoman, what he really wants is a bar stool. Please take the time to school him on what an ottoman actually is, but then again, hopefully he's learned his lesson on that from me.
He asked for a barstool from me and i actually had one he was requesting a few to be honest and he left afterwards, he is a time waster. Even though he paid he leaves right away not worth the effort. I dont recall what his name was but was similar to that. Im not sure if any others had luck but he wasted more of my time than hes worth. Just telling my experience with him. Id stay clear of him if he asks, not worth it in my opinion.
Marina Starr
05-01-2017, 03:05 PM
I always ask them to tip $25 gold before I get stuff so I know they're serious because I don't do 1 or two minute show after all that.
He asked for a barstool from me and i actually had one he was requesting a few to be honest and he left afterwards, he is a time waster. Even though he paid he leaves right away not worth the effort. I dont recall what his name was but was similar to that. Im not sure if any others had luck but he wasted more of my time than hes worth. Just telling my experience with him. Id stay clear of him if he asks, not worth it in my opinion.
Chellyinparadise
05-01-2017, 03:49 PM
I always ask them to tip $25 gold before I get stuff so I know they're serious because I don't do 1 or two minute show after all that.
Yea i know wish i would of, i would never do that again without getting atleast that or a block of time
Teddy_Bear
05-02-2017, 02:23 AM
Can you do a handbra for a sec because your tits look HUGE on your profile pic but it's hard to tell if they are or not in live chat with you wearing that top covering them up :O
Yeaaaahhhh right after you pop into my room every day for the past year and a half, without spending a cent, just to get sneak peeks and I had only just done a flash 5 mins before (which you saw) for a real paying customer? GTFOH Loser! I only don't ban him because he's amusing desperation to STILL see free shit despite catching all the flashes on others dime is soooooo hilarious ::)
maddiebabe
05-02-2017, 03:18 AM
dave804: ure also quite fit in general....
dave804: either reaaaaly large or reaaaly fit
dave804: those thighs of yours are turnming me on
who the fuck raised these guys?
sovereignv
05-03-2017, 04:41 AM
47979
Fuck you. Why would you come into my room just to tell me you're paying someone else??
livroyale
05-03-2017, 05:53 AM
47979
Fuck you. Why would you come into my room just to tell me you're paying someone else??
Ugh, these fuckers get under my skin.
maddiebabe
05-03-2017, 06:43 AM
Bigdickda: Pussy shot
Bigdickda: Give me a show
Wish you could see this dick
Bigdickda has been blocked.
lol first thing u do is beg to see pussy for free?? who the fuck raised these worthless pigs with no money?
maddiebabe
05-03-2017, 03:46 PM
Everytime somebody says something bad about my weight or appearance in real life or on cam they're a really ugly mofo themselves. All the hot guys on camsites never say anything negative about my appearance.
Arielsilverr
05-03-2017, 11:02 PM
I don't do butt stuff normally but the past few shows I've been including a butt plug goal. A guy who comes into my shows often shows up and asks me to pm him about going to private, which I should've charged him for but I was hoping to get a show to reach my goal fast, and I message him. I recognize the name being around often but don't remember him ever tipping and he was only light blue. Regret.
He starts off asking if I would do anal with toys and I told him only the plug. He asks if I don't enjoy anal, I told him it hurts and I need to practice. He insists (a lot) that I try the toy for him and I stop messaging. I think he gets the hint to drop the anal thing, his next message is that he will take me to private anyway.
"Ready when you are =3"
"Can you lower the price since I'm a fan?"
Banned. Wtf?? Isn't anyone that takes a girl to private a fan of them? What kind of logic...
Sunnylexie
05-04-2017, 03:24 AM
Mr. Random McCheapass: Does 5 gold get to see your ass and topless too?
Me: It's 5 EITHER not both
Mr. Random McCheapass: 6 get Both?
Me: Let me see. What does 5+5 give you?
Mr. Random McCheapass: I can count but I want a deal
Me: Why would I give you one? Are you a regular customer?
Mr. Random McCheapass: Yes and I respect women
Lol yes I’ve noticed)
Sunnylexie
05-06-2017, 11:43 PM
Hey ladies, watch out for this shitface sending out malware on Streamate. Posting this to the SM thread, as well.
47998
Blu: Hey there Charley, how can I help you today?
Charley: Your legs long enough where you can make yourself cum with your toes
Blu: ....Wut?
Charley: are your legs flexible enough where you can put your toe in your pussy and make yourself cum
Blu: I might have the ability, but not the inclination. NOPE.
Magical_Hoohah
05-10-2017, 07:29 AM
^ Leg length, flexibility, and foot hygiene aside, my fingers aren't even long enough to make myself cum when inserted in my pussy. How would that work with a toe?
PhatGirlDynomite!!!
05-10-2017, 10:16 AM
Pastor Fucktard: You look like someone I can go to church with
Me: Hmm interesting I have a Church Girl Masturbation Clip for $20 would you like to get it
Pastor Fucktard: Why would I want to jack off to a church girl? That ain't what I'm here for
Then suddenly the sound of $20 enters the chatroom.
Random guy in chat: Fuck it I'll buy it then.
Me: Hey Pastor Fucktard thanks for the assist!!!
Paster Fucktard: has logged off
Like seriously what church do you go to where women go braless and have cleavage down to the navel. I wish I could have seen his face when the other guy bought the video.
^^ Probably the same way we'd cum/squirt if only we'd go HARDER and FASTER, bb!
breadandbutter
05-11-2017, 10:34 AM
[email protected]: i can hear you
[email protected]: can i ask ur age?
[email protected]: yea
[email protected]: pretty much 18
excitedbuckboy has 00:01:00 remaining
[email protected]: 08
[email protected]: 18
[email protected]: i will be in like 3 weeks
excitedbuckboy has 00:04:00 remaining
Said he was underage. And then he left... I have a feeling he was lying because he has been in before. I told him that I was just going to sit here since I cannot perform for someone underage and he left.
PhatGirlDynomite!!!
05-12-2017, 08:13 AM
Clueless In Seattle: How Do I get a show?
Me: Click the button baby
Clueless In Seattle: But won't that charge me?
Me: Baby let me ask you something...do you tie your shoes or do you use velcro?
Clueless In Seattle: I tie most of them but I might get some yeezys with the velcro, why you like that shit?
God Bless Seattle because that's where he says he's from.
TheBrownFox
05-12-2017, 07:03 PM
Dudes asking a cam girl "Is your show gonna be good?" How the fuck do you think she'll answer that question, dumbass?
Marina Starr
05-12-2017, 07:53 PM
I always say it's gonna be so fucking terrible, it's gonna get your dick so fucking soft.
I just don't give a fuck, LOL.
Dudes asking a cam girl "Is your show gonna be good?" How the fuck do you think she'll answer that question, dumbass?
Teddy_Bear
05-13-2017, 12:29 AM
15G for tits? You should buy a mirror with that money ;)
How original. He soon bolted when a new reg came and dropped $250 in free chat on me for nothing more than just my pleasurable reaction... hmmm sour grapes maybe?
Holly_xoxo
05-13-2017, 03:34 PM
I always say it's gonna be so fucking terrible, it's gonna get your dick so fucking soft.
I just don't give a fuck, LOL.
Lol - I've said the same thing and when they ask me to stand and show my body, it's "oh, you don't want to see that. It's a train wreck below the waist. I'm saving you by not standing up"
Usually the bozo that asked will leave the room and often someone else in free chat will take me pvt because they thought I was funny.
maddiebabe
05-15-2017, 09:32 PM
wamaster: Hi
wamaster: where r u from
wamaster: ?
wamaster: where?
wamaster: ah
wamaster: near to nyc
wamaster: ?
wamaster: is nice there?
wamaster: but why u work here?
wamaster: working in usa u can get more money
Marina Starr
05-16-2017, 07:10 AM
"Stand up"
"Lets see tits"
"Show ass then pvt"
Yes BB, I'd love to for 25 gold :)
I don't say no or get annoyed anymore. This is more affective. Most will either send gold or go private. It's a win win for me.
heavymetalgirl
05-16-2017, 07:36 AM
Idiot: What's the biggest toy you have?
Me: They're all about the standard dildo size.
Idiot: Fuck a beer bottle for me
Me: Nope!
So I guess I'll have to add yet another disclaimer on my profile that says I can't use big toys or objects. I am "petite" on my profile, that means petite in the pussy as well. This has been my day so far.
freyasnecklace
05-16-2017, 11:23 AM
Idiot: What's the biggest toy you have?
Me: They're all about the standard dildo size.
Idiot: Fuck a beer bottle for me
Me: Nope!
So I guess I'll have to add yet another disclaimer on my profile that says I can't use big toys or objects. I am "petite" on my profile, that means petite in the pussy as well. This has been my day so far.
I get the beer bottle request a lot. I COULD do it, but I don't want to. If other people do it then go to them and leave me alone
~Carmen~
05-16-2017, 12:46 PM
Better a beer bottle than a beer can! :O
heavymetalgirl
05-16-2017, 12:49 PM
Better a beer bottle than a beer can! :O
So true!
maddiebabe
05-16-2017, 12:56 PM
I've had someone ask me to fuck the tooth end of a hairbrush before..
breadandbutter
05-16-2017, 05:32 PM
Out of nowhere, during a very long and normal conversation, a very needy regular asked me to stick my finger in my butt and then tell him what it tastes like...:banghead:
...Nah, not going to do that.
maddiebabe
05-16-2017, 05:45 PM
Out of nowhere, during a very long and normal conversation, a very needy regular asked me to stick my finger in my butt and then tell him what it tastes like...:banghead:
...Nah, not going to do that.
Was that in free or in paid? If free I'd block. In paid I'd fake it.
breadandbutter
05-16-2017, 05:48 PM
Was that in free or in paid? If free I'd block. In paid I'd fake it.
It was about an hour into paid chat, definitely would have blocked if that was in free. Caught me completely off guard so I just said no and he let it go. If that happens again I'll see if I can fake it!
maddiebabe
05-17-2017, 02:43 AM
Mandizzie: Your hot baby
I want to see that ass baby
me: sure baby tip me
Mandizzie: I'm a fan of your ass and I would really appreciate it if you gave me that opportunity
Honey
Mandizzie has been blocked.
CatBBW
05-17-2017, 03:37 AM
I get the beer bottle request a lot. I COULD do it, but I don't want to. If other people do it then go to them and leave me alone
I wouldn't do it. Do the want the neck end? This can create a vacuum and you'd end up either in Casualty/ER with them drilling a hole in the end of it to release the suction.
CatBBW
05-17-2017, 03:38 AM
I've had someone ask me to fuck the tooth end of a hairbrush before..
Me too - bet it was the same guy.
heavymetalgirl
05-17-2017, 04:00 AM
I wouldn't do it. Do the want the neck end? This can create a vacuum and you'd end up either in Casualty/ER with them drilling a hole in the end of it to release the suction.
Blocked him before he could ask. I can hardly fit anything "average" size, so there's no way that's going to work without causing too much pain.
PhatGirlDynomite!!!
05-17-2017, 06:36 AM
This is a first. Never heard winks offered as currency
LordOfTheWinks: You gone show me something you get another wink to ;-)
Me: i like money baby not winks
maddiebabe
05-17-2017, 07:24 AM
[email protected]: show sexy face love
me: motivate me to show my face
[email protected]: you have lovely hands and nails sexy
[email protected]: seeing your face and hands will make me hard for you
kicked.
Sunnylexie
05-17-2017, 09:10 AM
Idiot: What's the biggest toy you have?
Me: They're all about the standard dildo size.
Idiot: Fuck a beer bottle for me
Me: Nope!
So I guess I'll have to add yet another disclaimer on my profile that says I can't use big toys or objects. I am "petite" on my profile, that means petite in the pussy as well. This has been my day so far.
I'm "petite" in my profile, too, and I'm getting TONS of requests for fisting and huge insertions. From what I know, there's a specific fetish for really tiny girls getting fucked with huge cocks/objects (huge, as in "the girth of her thigh"). I don't know what's the right name for it, but I came across it on Tumblr multiple times - mostly as cartoons or machinimas, naturally.
I've had someone ask me to fuck the tooth end of a hairbrush before..
Yuck. Half the yuck for the bristles, the other half for the hygiene issues lol.
Kind of reminded me of hard time I have putting the reason why I'm not sticking a lollipop in my pussy in words that wouldn't kill the guy's boner.
Magical_Hoohah
05-17-2017, 09:32 AM
Better a beer bottle than a beer can! :O
This made me think, "Oh, is a beer can wider than a beer bottle? Fuck, how do I not know the answer to that question? When was the last time I had a beer? Fuuuuck..."
I wouldn't do it. Do the want the neck end? This can create a vacuum and you'd end up either in Casualty/ER with them drilling a hole in the end of it to release the suction.
I would have never thought of that. It's kind of a turn on that you know that!
hyori
05-17-2017, 09:46 AM
Are there women who exist who get genuinely turned on by watching men stuff themselves with gargantuan, foreign objects? I just don't get how this even happens to a guy. What kind of fucked up childhood did they have that they would want to watch a tiny girl stuff her vag with a hairbrush-bristle end, or knives or some other fucked up shit. What kind of event happened where getting off on girls shitting and peeing into their faces is a turn on? Why is it that it's ONLY men who enjoy this type of shit?
I mean I consider myself really open minded but when it comes to doing really stupid shit that will kill you, I draw the line.
Magical_Hoohah
05-17-2017, 10:15 AM
^I think they're real, honest-to-god sadists. A normal BDSM "sadist" will enjoy inflicting pain on a willing sub because it's fun and she gets off on it, too. A masochist likes being pushed to the edge pain-wise, and there's a psychological thrill to feeling that you're withstanding the pain because you're pleasing your top. The feelings of the responsible sadist and masochist are complimentary and reciprocal, and no one is out to cause any harm or inflict anything that is truly too much.
I think there are also pure sadists that don't want that mutually satisfying experience. They get off on causing pain that isn't pleasurable for the other person and that may actually harm them. They don't want the controlled, healthy pain you get in kink - they want the real thing. I think the guys that want you to insert potentially harmful items into yourself are just true sadists that think they're being sneaky by saying that they have a thing for hairbrushes or stilettos or impossibly huge insertions or whatever. Plus, I'm sure they'd get a power rush off of successfully convincing us to harm ourselves.
I like to keep an open mind about custies because no one chooses their fetishes, but I wonder if that type of request/fetish isn't indicative of psychopathic tendencies.
Either that, or they are 100% ignorant about anatomy and biology, and just have no ability to imagine the consequences of what they're asking. In the case of giant insertions, I know there are idiots that honestly think, "You'll love having the biggest object ever in your pussy - bigger is better!" In the case of a hairbrush, I hope to god that no one is stupid enough to think that's safe or pleasurable.
Sunnylexie
05-17-2017, 12:41 PM
Are there women who exist who get genuinely turned on by watching men stuff themselves with gargantuan, foreign objects? I just don't get how this even happens to a guy. What kind of fucked up childhood did they have that they would want to watch a tiny girl stuff her vag with a hairbrush-bristle end, or knives or some other fucked up shit. What kind of event happened where getting off on girls shitting and peeing into their faces is a turn on? Why is it that it's ONLY men who enjoy this type of shit?
I mean I consider myself really open minded but when it comes to doing really stupid shit that will kill you, I draw the line.
I believe the huge insertion/size difference fetish roots not in the desire to inflict pain but rather the idea of overexaggerated sexual dismorphism (by the way, in most images I've seen, the male also has darker skin while the female is usually pale as a ghost), or a woman who's literally sexually insatiable so she won't settle for anything less than the biggest thing her vagina can fit without rupturing.
maddiebabe
05-17-2017, 05:29 PM
I'd like to think most of these guys that ask for stupid object insertions are ignorant about anatomy, can't get laid in real life or still virgins. I used to play a popular mmorpg game and I know what I am talking about.
That being said I KNOW some of these idiots really are looking to ruin our day or life because they are psychopaths or something else extreme. I'm not a psychologist so please be patient with me lol.
I'm shocked any women can still play the 100% submissive angle on any camsite for these reasons.
I also have guys the other way around that are into receiving extreme pain, but I guess I don't mind being paid to encourage them.
breadandbutter
05-17-2017, 05:48 PM
After doing this for almost 2.5 years I am still blown away by how self centered these dudes are. Currently I have a regular who is "falling in love" with me and during our super long (paid) chats, the few times he DOES ask about how I am or what I'm up to this week, he only replies with "nice" and then goes right back to talking about himself or what he wants out of our "relationship". Like no you "love" me because I listen to you ramble on and on.. Drives me up the fucking wall but it makes sense I suppose.