View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
PrincessLuna
03-30-2012, 09:00 AM
I only get this on SM, guys saying these: I'm 28/m/NY u?
Yeah right like I'm so gonna answer back with my own stats.... :sarcastic
I haaaate this; it feels like 90s yahoo chat.
Genoveve
03-30-2012, 09:12 AM
^^^YES exactly it reminds me of when AOL first came out and the chatrooms lolol. The first time I saw it on SM I was like 'Wow, people really still say this?? TIME WARP'
Vlodina
03-30-2012, 09:46 AM
Other girls must get this too. Guys come into paid chat and immediately say "do x, y, z while SCREAMING MY NAME".
Right, so apart from the fact that that would feel more ridiculous and fake than doing anything else that I can think of, I have neighbours! Ffs.
anonymous camgirl
03-30-2012, 10:48 AM
LOL yea that's happened to me.. bad ratings for not asking prior in FREE CHAT !! DUH THATS WHAT IT IS FOR.. sometimes I remind guests that free chat is only to ask about my show ..not to entertain and carry on long conversations.. that is Not what free chat was originally created for.
I wish we could rate and share notes on guys. It would be so much easier if whenever a guy came into the room, you could open his profile and see from another model: "Requested father/daughter play when I said I didn't offer it and gave me a bad rating because I wouldn't do it." And know to not accept this guy unless you're willing to do those kinds of stuff.
anonymous camgirl
03-30-2012, 10:49 AM
And dont forget to cum to !!! on demand!
Other girls must get this too. Guys come into paid chat and immediately say "do x, y, z while SCREAMING MY NAME".
Right, so apart from the fact that that would feel more ridiculous and fake than doing anything else that I can think of, I have neighbours! Ffs.
HighHeelHottie
03-30-2012, 12:12 PM
Him: show me you boobs baby
Me: show me you gold baby
Him: i love you (Oh well in that case, let me show you my tits, 'cause you know, I'm just on here looking for somebody who loves me)
Me: thank you
*Idiot leaves*
Idiot #2: but u don't ass fuck love , why ?
Me: because i dont like it
Idiot #2: i do like your ass pics and would love to fuck it
ok
but i want a huge tit wife who loves to ass fuck too,
be well
(Again, well I AM on here looking to get married to a stranger I've known for all of 5 minutes, so let me spread those ass cheeks for you so we can get married. You know, 'cause I don't care that I don't know you, don't know what you look like, and you will only marry me because I will do anal for you)
And lastly, when guys go on and on about my tits, I tell them to go private, 'cause it's so annoying and I don't give a fuck how you feel about my tits unless you're paying me. After one guy kept talking about my tits, I said "well we should go play with them," and he said "ok" and immediately left. Fucker.
Vlodina
03-30-2012, 12:20 PM
Just about every single guy was driving me up the fcuking wall today. No more. I'm done. I'm off to punch someone in the face. :-D
WhatNOW
03-30-2012, 12:46 PM
I pretty much get this every single day.. I'll put in my gold show description different variations of it being a solo show with me using a vibrator/dildo. Each time it's a guarantee that some idiot will ask either Will there be a man in the show bb? Are you using a real dick in the show bb? etc etc.... Um *face palm* I understand that the blood is rushing to other parts of their body, but this is freaking common sense here especially when I spell it out for you.
Spinnerette
03-30-2012, 01:27 PM
Random guy in free : "I hate my parents"
Me "um ok?"
Random guy "I hate parents and you?"
Wtf?? I didnt even know what to say lol...I just told him I didnt get what he was talking about. Is talking about how you hate your parents a new fetish?? Pretending to be an angry teen? Lmao Weird!!
Me: "I hate your parents too...for having you." *block*
I'm mean. }:D
Vlodina
03-30-2012, 01:45 PM
^^^Yeah but then I bet some girls would purposely write fake bad shit about their big spenders hoping it would cause other girls to write them off and not do shows for them.
Well, they wouldn't get their big spenders back again if they did that. X
HighHeelHottie
03-30-2012, 02:17 PM
I haaaate this; it feels like 90s yahoo chat.
A/S/L bb?
Rosemary Rabbit
03-30-2012, 02:34 PM
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shywebcamgirl
03-30-2012, 03:29 PM
And the incoherent convo continued for quite awhile until he realized "bitch slut no fly"
Your story was so epic it has literally become a meme with me! I have taken to answering all stupid online questions this way. Anytime someone asks me an outrageous request I will answer with "bitch slut no....<their request>.
Jgoody90
03-30-2012, 07:14 PM
Thou I notice when women meet confident men, who don't want them, the women attack them, so is it sometimes we create our own hell. I hate "douche-bags" but when put in environment where men do not respect them the girls will go away an either hang out with other strippers or around men they hate but can control. So there is also a "you create your heavens & hell" proverb I see to be true.
Dancers always try to control the social environment they are in an divert male attention to themselves even if it means becoming an ass. I took a few dancers to my flat to hang out an play N64 an some Chinese guy friends were in the other room. They did not like the dancers always trying to "peck" at them asking them what is considered rude questions to ask like "what do you make" an stuff. They said they feel they are being preyed upon an so they left an did their own thing. Then the girls started to make fun of them calling them small dick chink..............an I'm right there.
I want to dance but SOME dancers seem to treat men they can not use for something like shit, then get angry at them if they do not accept being treated like shit.
bambimack
03-31-2012, 08:54 AM
okay so this is in pvt chat....
guy: mm get up and show rest of body bb
me: okay (as i proceed to do it)
guy: mm i would love to stick my dick in that (as i bend over doggy style)
me: thx bb, but i only do anal with fingers, no dildo
guy: okay is fine
(i begin to use dildo in my pussy..)
guy: now stick in ass
me: i told you i don't do it with dildo but i can use fingers
guy: okay then do that
me: okay let me just go get an extra towel real quick
(i go get the towel and come back, and i only glance at the screen to make sure he's still in pvt...he is)
(i turn doggy and proceed to do it, then i look at the screen)
guy: okay make sure you have lube or you wont be able to enjoy the anal with dildo
me: i told you i only do it with fingers
guy: okay bb, well turn back around and use that(the dildo) on pussy
(i turn around and do it)
guy: yeah do that for a while and lets get that dildo nice and wet so you can use on ass afterwards
(i just ignore him at this point and continue to use it)
guy: (after about 10 mins) okay now use in ass
me: i told you i do not use a dildo with anal
(he immediately leaves..)
me: :O
i have no idea why it took him so long to figure this out when i constantly kept saying i clearly don't use a dildo on my ass...
bambimack
04-01-2012, 12:06 PM
girl u are under arrest for turning me on without a lincense
enough said......lol
msmochaxx
04-01-2012, 10:52 PM
dumbass one "keep yourself busy shake your tits"
me "where are you from baby"
dumbass 2 "i came from your pussy"
me "...are you my child?"
dumbass "if you were my mom id still fuck you"
me "thats pretty gross"
PrincessLuna
04-02-2012, 09:37 AM
Guy: Egads, you're a brony!
*leaves*
Who in the absolute fuck what now???? I've never mentioned My Little Pony, ever, and I'm not a "bro"
MissEgo
04-02-2012, 11:36 AM
Um, what is a brony? :S
PrincessLuna
04-02-2012, 11:39 AM
It's a guy who loves the new My Little Pony cartoon.
JoJoX
04-02-2012, 03:25 PM
last night i asked for tips to show how "wet" i am....one guy goes, "youre very dry, this is all an act." i wanted so bad to choke him the fuck out.
Glasses
04-02-2012, 03:46 PM
"Believe me! I'm an italian man! I will make your life change like in Pretty Woman!"
Excuse me?
MissEgo
04-02-2012, 05:56 PM
"Believe me! I'm an italian man! I will make your life change like in Pretty Woman!"
Excuse me?
OMG I know that guy! I'm almost positive. He said shit EXACTLY like that to me all the time. Gooooood tipper though. (IF it's the same guy).
PrincessLuna
04-02-2012, 10:08 PM
Turns out the guy put in the wrong twitter addy and it took him to a brony LOL
Guy number two today:
Guy: Does CA stand for Canada or California?
Me: Well, it says country next to CA.
Guy: Does that mean California?
Me: California isn't a country o.O
Guy: So then where are you?
I didn't have a chance to answer him before being whisked away to private.
Glasses
04-03-2012, 01:01 AM
OMG I know that guy! I'm almost positive. He said shit EXACTLY like that to me all the time. Gooooood tipper though. (IF it's the same guy).
It was on SM. He kept telling me he was different, and he was there by a mistake. Then he hopped in pvt 3 times for less than 30 seconds, probably he is not the same. :D
IsobelWren
04-04-2012, 08:34 PM
In free chat
Him: Pee show bb?
Me: Nope, sorry, I don't do pee shows.
a few minutes go by
Him: Piss for me?
Me: Still no. I don't do pee shows. Plus it's against the rules to do that here.
a few more minutes go by
He takes me to group chat
I laugh and smile
Me: Decided you wanted me anyway?
He says nothing. I bob along for a little while, not doing anything, just smiling and stroking my shoulders.
He still says nothing.
Me: Sweetie? You have to tell me what you want me to do. I can't read minds.
A bit of a delay
Him: Hi bb
Me: Great! What would you like to see me do? I can take all this off for you to start!
More delay
Him: Piss for me
Me: Like I told you before, I don't do pee shows! *laugh*
I take off my top, just to have something to do
Him: MMMMMM
Him: Piss show?
Me: *exasperated laugh* Still no! Like all the times you've asked before. Still no.
Him: In exclusive?
Me: No! And I don't even have to pee, so it's impossible.
Someone else comes in so I stand up and start showing off the panties.
Me, to the new guy: Yeah? You like that? What do you want to see now baby?
Piss guy: Yeah baby! Piss those panties!
Other guy: Ew. I don't want that.
Other guy leaves. Now I'm mad b/c fuckwad keeps requesting something I've told him I'm not going to do and he's made the other guy leave. I sit down and type.
Are you fucking deaf? Are your speakers not on? Every single time you've asked me I've said no. No means no. It does not mean yes, it will never mean yes. I'm not going to do it for you and you can't badger me into it!
A moment goes by.
Him: You're useless
I type back: and you're stupid.
He leaves. I'm genuinely anxious that he's left a bad rating. He didn't leave a rating.
Did he think I was just going to take a wizz in my panties, on the couch? Piss all over the floor? And actually I DID have to pee. I went to the bathroom right after that and felt a great sense of triumph and satisfaction that A) He'd just spent all that money and didn't get what he wanted or leave a bad rating and B) I was peeing for quite some time and he didn't get to see it.
IsobelWren
04-04-2012, 08:55 PM
It's nearly midnight here and a guy PMs me asking for a show where I blow up a balloon until it pops. I tell him I can't, since it's nearly midnight and I have roommates.
He replies: No it's not! It's barely even 9!
Syrsly?
I reply: It may be 9 where you are, but we're in different time zones. I'm east of you, so it's later here.
Him: LIAR! It's not even that late!
Me: Perhaps where you are. HERE though, where *I* live, it's midnight and I can't risk waking people up.
Him: It's only 9!
Me: Where YOU are it's 9. Where *I* am, where I would be making LOUD EXPLODING NOISES, it's midnight and people are asleep so I don't want to WAKE them.
Him: So you don't want to do my show. You don't want my money.
Me: I do. I just can't do it NOW. This late.
Him: You could have just said that. It's not that late anyhow.
How does one get to credit card having age without understanding the concept of time zones? I mean, fucking like, Socrates and shit knew about time zones, right? The worst part of all of this is that he's a reg I've seen before on Skype. We do skype shows. What does it show on Skype right next to your name? The time that it is in the time zone where you live. I checked, I have my time zone set to my actual time zone.
WhatNOW
04-04-2012, 09:35 PM
It's nearly midnight here and a guy PMs me asking for a show where I blow up a balloon until it pops. I tell him I can't, since it's nearly midnight and I have roommates.
He replies: No it's not! It's barely even 9!
Syrsly?
I reply: It may be 9 where you are, but we're in different time zones. I'm east of you, so it's later here.
Him: LIAR! It's not even that late!
Me: Perhaps where you are. HERE though, where *I* live, it's midnight and I can't risk waking people up.
Him: It's only 9!
Me: Where YOU are it's 9. Where *I* am, where I would be making LOUD EXPLODING NOISES, it's midnight and people are asleep so I don't want to WAKE them.
Him: So you don't want to do my show. You don't want my money.
Me: I do. I just can't do it NOW. This late.
Him: You could have just said that. It's not that late anyhow.
How does one get to credit card having age without understanding the concept of time zones? I mean, fucking like, Socrates and shit knew about time zones, right? The worst part of all of this is that he's a reg I've seen before on Skype. We do skype shows. What does it show on Skype right next to your name? The time that it is in the time zone where you live. I checked, I have my time zone set to my actual time zone.
Some people are genuinely too stupid to live, yet somehow they do. lmao.. Just WOW is all I have to say. :P
Tsani
04-04-2012, 11:16 PM
Isobel, that pee guy sounds like this one guy I had on SM. I kept telling him I won't pee my pants but he kept saying "yeah pee those pants bb" in private chat. I told him "ok dude I'm not gonna pee but you can pretend I am" and he seemed to be alright with that. He was talking about wanting to drink the pee out of my pants after.
bambimack
04-05-2012, 12:08 AM
I know somebody on here already said something like this happened to them but it was hilarious so i decided to post it.
Okay so this guy comes into my room and says "I have a class with you"
I say "Oh really?"
He says "Yep you're in college right?"
I was like "Yep i am"
Him "So are you gonna give me a free skype show so i wont tell the whole class and i just wanna let you know i'm gonna pull my dick out in class for you"
I just ignore him..
So he keeps writing me and saying "bb you don't want the whole class to find out do you?"
I say "I don't care, tell them."
He immediately leaves because he noticed i wasn't getting scared..
(I took a semester off from school so of course he was lying, i just tell everyone that i'm in school along with all the other lies i tell everyone in my room)
Gosh these motherfuckers piss me off so much trying to get a free show!! >:(
IsobelWren
04-05-2012, 09:08 AM
Isobel, that pee guy sounds like this one guy I had on SM. I kept telling him I won't pee my pants but he kept saying "yeah pee those pants bb" in private chat. I told him "ok dude I'm not gonna pee but you can pretend I am" and he seemed to be alright with that. He was talking about wanting to drink the pee out of my pants after.
Ah man! I wish I would have thought to do that!
IsobelWren
04-05-2012, 09:11 AM
I know somebody on here already said something like this happened to them but it was hilarious so i decided to post it.
Okay so this guy comes into my room and says "I have a class with you"
I say "Oh really?"
He says "Yep you're in college right?"
I was like "Yep i am"
Him "So are you gonna give me a free skype show so i wont tell the whole class and i just wanna let you know i'm gonna pull my dick out in class for you"
I just ignore him..
So he keeps writing me and saying "bb you don't want the whole class to find out do you?"
I say "I don't care, tell them."
He immediately leaves because he noticed i wasn't getting scared..
(I took a semester off from school so of course he was lying, i just tell everyone that i'm in school along with all the other lies i tell everyone in my room)
Gosh these motherfuckers piss me off so much trying to get a free show!! >:(
LOL, that reminds me, I had a guy once be like, "HAH! You're busted! I know you from college!"
I was like, "OMG! Do you?!" (since I graduated over 2 years ago)
He starts in on the same kinda thing (these blackmail guys are such low lifes) and I, like I was just thinking of it, said, "wait...what class?"
He left.
whiteheat
04-05-2012, 10:08 AM
Pretending to be a writer from Vice magazine and try to get an "interview" in free chat ::)
Why?! lol
When he saw he only get ironic attention from me he said ok I'll send you a private message with my contacts and we'll do a phone interview.
Of course he didn't.
LaceyCummings
04-05-2012, 10:18 AM
creyforce: im lespian.. do you like lespian sex?
Cristalla
04-05-2012, 01:58 PM
dude : im 18 but I like older women
me : good I'm older
him: my gf is 41
me: well I'm even older so yay
him: u look gorgeous for yr age
me: aw Ty bb
him: u should come to holland and we all party together
me: ur gf wouldn't mind? and doesn't yr mom worry about u dating older women?
him : no .. they are the same person
me : huh?
him: my mom and my gf. I have sex w my mom
me : ...... gotcha....
him : since I was 15
me : do u realize incest is also illegal ?
him: we R very careful hiding it in social environment
.........
Glasses
04-05-2012, 03:07 PM
Please take off clothes and breasts.
CinnimonKiss
04-05-2012, 03:23 PM
^^^ hahahaha what a dumbass!, It would be hard not to say that to him, lol
CinnimonKiss
04-05-2012, 03:24 PM
"Can you sexercise 4 me bb?"
PrincessLuna
04-05-2012, 05:23 PM
That reminded me of this one guy who messaged me saying:
"i have a friend who works with several modelling agency as an independent publicist for the adult biz and i mensioned how great u look on screen how you have great chemestry and he wanted me to ask are you interested in joining his agency getting lots of work extra cash maybe flying to differant destinations to shoot he represents some big stars in the industry like maya hills and tracey sweet if your interested reply back and ill send you the details-michael"
Pretending to be a writer from Vice magazine and try to get an "interview" in free chat ::)
Why?! lol
When he saw he only get ironic attention from me he said ok I'll send you a private message with my contacts and we'll do a phone interview.
Of course he didn't.
LaceyCummings
04-05-2012, 05:27 PM
This particular individual really got under my skin. I think he may be mentioned in this very post at some point by another model.
For a while, he had a name that was Kenonlytipscoolchicks. My ban-hammer spidey-sense was already a-tingling.
He kept saying weird things like "Do you have any fantasies about Korean men?" (Is that even a thing?) and referring to himself as "your sexy Korean man" or "your flirty friend," as if we had some kind of established relationship. He'd show up in my room anytime I'd be in free chat showering me with the most over-the-top compliments and always emphasizing this imaginary relationship we had. Stuff like "My day is so much better now that I get to see you." UGH!
I'm beginning to compile a list of red-flags in my head, to ban jack-offs like this one from the beginning, and I'm starting to suspect that referring to a model as "my" anything or referring to themselves as "your" anything, if they haven't spent money on you, is just a much a cry to be banned as admitting to jacking it in free chat.
Needless to say, I got tired of him and started to ignore him. The other day the trouble started when he said "Oh, did I tell you I'm thinking of changing my screenname?" (Like I care...like we are pals who talk all the time, he is so damn delusional and clearly thinks we are friends.)
I said "You should. Kenonlytipscoolchicks doesn't fit you. Obviously you like me, you' are always in my room, and yet you have never tipped me."
He later came back with his name changed to Kenonlygetsbannedbycunts or something like that, but with a nice fat grammatical error in it.
Me: Not getting along with the models Ken? That's not a good sign. If they are banning you, then it sounds like YOU are the cunt.
Him: Whine whine bs about how it's the models' fault. How am I the cunt?
Me: Why would anyone ban you if you are a paying customer? They wouldn't. You are probably hanging out in their room, not buying shows or tipping, and bothering them until they ban you. I know you've never gotten a show from me.
Him: Why should I spend money on you? How do I know you won't ban me after? Girls do that to me all the time.
Me: No one would do that. You're lying.
Him: Whining.
Me: You're not worth my time, Ken.
Regular: Wanna play?
Me: yeah, let's go, this guy is bothering me.
Now I'm in premium chat, so Ken gets the satisfaction of calling me....you guessed it, a cunt before I get a chance to finally block him. And I went from being his dream girl to stupid and ugly. Sour grapes my friend.
The thing that bugs me so much about this dude is that he just plain doesn't get cam sites. Even if you do buy a show from me, and I decide that I no longer like money and ban you, you aren't losing anything. You got the show you paid for. You aren't buying a membership. There is no injustice there. Fucking entitled little prick. I don't really have anything witty to say about this, I'm just pissed off and hoping this will be cathartic. I'm not proud of how I handled it.
But hey, if anyone sees a guy with the name Kenonlybannedbycunts or something similar, or even a long name that starts with "Kenonly" I'd ban his ass without thinking twice. The name is a lie! lol :) If banning him makes me a cunt, then bring it. That word has lost its bite with me after months of camming anyway. Since I'm apparently ranting now...I need to talk about this.
Asshat: I want to do a roleplay.
Me: Great. What kind of scene would you like to do?
Asshat: I just want you to play yourself. A stupid whore with a webcam.
Me: *giggling* Sure baby, I'll be your stupid whore. (IDGAF)
Asshat: LONG misogynistic hateful spew that honestly I didn't read all the way through, but to sum it up he said he wanted me to tell him how pathetic and dumb I was, that I was a whore because I had no skills or talents and that my life would be ruined when I got old and too ugly for anyone to want to pay me anymore.
Level 3 Regular: Some people have no manners. Some people feel like it's ok to come here and be rude to you just because you are here in free chat. He can't talk to you like that.
Regular takes me exclusive.
I banned him, but if I can be honest? That stung. I have a Bachelor's degree in Advertising, so it's debatable whether those skills are being called upon in my job, but I'm certainly not stupid. And being called a whore doesn't faze me. I'm in my late 20's (cam age 25) but it does scare me to think about my future. I haven't exactly come up with my exit plan strategy yet, and that asshat made me feel really guilty about it. Drat. I thought that kind of bullshit only happened with free guest chat.
You know what? I stand corrected. I just thought of a paying customer that I banned once. He had developed a bad habit of jacking it in my free chat, and then taking me pvt for less than 2 minutes at a time so I'd hold a certain pose for him, so he could blast off. I warned him repeatedly that it wasn't worth my time to yank me out of free chat for such short shows, and that if he wanted me to pose, he could tip me in free chat. He chose to ignore me, so I roundhouse kicked him to the face with the ban-hammer.
~Carmen~
04-05-2012, 05:48 PM
Ken did the same to me, telling me he kept getting banned so he keeps changing his name. I remembered him from before under another name but can't remember what it was. He always spouts the same spiel though so we'll know to ban him right away}:D
neliana
04-05-2012, 05:49 PM
Omg! Ive been dealing with that Kenonly guy for weeks. SO annoying. He came in my room nearly every damn time I was on with a bunch of compliments and BS. Once I ignored him and he was like "oh I bet youre thinking hey its that annoying jap that never tips me". I replied "you read my mind!" Haha he made a :( face and left. Hope he never comes back.
Oh and he loves to tell his sob story about how so and so banned him for not tipping...as if I care id another model banned you. She clearly had a good reason. He's banned next time he comes in my room..
LaceyCummings
04-05-2012, 06:47 PM
Neliana and Carmen it made me laugh so hard that you know him too! I'm glad I posted, I feel better now! Haha. :)
neliana
04-05-2012, 07:05 PM
I felt better after reading your post about him too Lol. It's kinda nice to know 'Im not the only model that moron was annoying.I actually didn't wanna ban him at first because he seemed nice and my dumb ass thought he might tip. Now I have no hesitation to ban if he comes back ;)
KillKeely
04-06-2012, 08:49 AM
I have a guy who has a .. 'crushing' fetish? idk he either likes to imagine the girl is a giant or he shrunk, adn the girl steps on him. This fetish I am very happy to do, in private :) because personally I dont wanna freak out my regular guys who arent into that in freechat.
he keeps insisting i do it in free chat.. for free.. because it'd be 'funny'.
i wanna scream I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING! TRYING TO SCAM ME INTO DOING A FETISH FOR FREE
but i can't let my regs see me do that because i relatively play a meek girl...
so frustrrating. sorry lol had to vent >.<
roast
04-06-2012, 11:22 AM
hahahahaha
You know what? I stand corrected. I just thought of a paying customer that I banned once. He had developed a bad habit of jacking it in my free chat, and then taking me pvt for less than 2 minutes at a time so I'd hold a certain pose for him, so he could blast off. I warned him repeatedly that it wasn't worth my time to yank me out of free chat for such short shows, and that if he wanted me to pose, he could tip me in free chat. He chose to ignore me, so I roundhouse kicked him to the face with the ban-hammer.
Sometimes when youre having a 'day' the ban and kick and ignore buttons become almost these cinematic acts of violence - at least for me, like just violent catharsis.
a kick youre like if you do it again fucker and Ill just pull the trigger
http://backrowmovies.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/wanted.jpg
then putting someone on your ignore list is a simple 'goodbye' - maybe youll figure out what just hit you, maybe not.
http://gifs.gifbin.com/1238512537_wantedgoodbyebullet.gif
and a ban is like sweet wonderful pent up rage, or a roundhouse kick to the face haha
http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs51/f/2009/266/d/8/Wanted___Keyboard_by_CharmingWolfNikki.gif
WhatNOW
04-07-2012, 02:38 AM
LMAO I had this same guy the other day. I really loved his spelling it's amaze balls
That reminded me of this one guy who messaged me saying:
"i have a friend who works with several modelling agency as an independent publicist for the adult biz and i mensioned how great u look on screen how you have great chemestry and he wanted me to ask are you interested in joining his agency getting lots of work extra cash maybe flying to differant destinations to shoot he represents some big stars in the industry like maya hills and tracey sweet if your interested reply back and ill send you the details-michael"
IsobelWren
04-07-2012, 07:19 AM
That reminded me of this one guy who messaged me saying:
"i have a friend who works with several modelling agency as an independent publicist for the adult biz and i mensioned how great u look on screen how you have great chemestry and he wanted me to ask are you interested in joining his agency getting lots of work extra cash maybe flying to differant destinations to shoot he represents some big stars in the industry like maya hills and tracey sweet if your interested reply back and ill send you the details-michael"
I got that guy too! I totally got suckered, I was like, "Oh that sounds cool" so he gave me the info. It's a legit agency, it looks like. I'm not in LA enough to get a new agent, but it actually seems legit. Don't know why he's soliciting the way he is.
IsobelWren
04-07-2012, 07:46 AM
HAHAAA! KENONLY! OMG. Y'all are making me laugh so hard that the dog actually left the kitchen (where RP is currently cooking bacon) to look and make sure I was ok. That's some serious laughing.
I actually like the guy. His passive-aggressive shit cracks me up. Right when he walked in I discounted any possibility of him ever tipping or taking me to show. You dangle your dollar in front of me like it's a treat you *may* give me if I do enough little tricks and I know I'll never get it. No matter what I do it won't be enough to please you and I'm not going to be a trained dog, dancing for you....yes Virginia, this is what overly-demanding parents do to their children :D
So now I just enjoy his sorry attempts to get me to do stuff and talk to him when he's not being a whiny bitch. He's actually a kinda interesting person to chat with if you're bored with free chat. Not in my top 10, but probably top 30. He's definitely got some kind inferiority complex going about his race. Or his perceived race, he changes back and forth at will from Korean to Japanese. I called him out about it once and he covered with, "well I'm Korean but everyone calls me a Jap so I just say either" and he never brought it up again.
He talked to me a bunch one night but I was selling shows, so I didn't have time to chat. After a passle of shows I came back and he came back in as, "KenOnlyGetsIgnoredByEveryone" I fucking DIED laughing and told him I hoped he was enjoying his pity party of one. "Wahhhh, I never get respect for the tips I give girls" I get all teachery on his ass. "Now Ken, you know that's not true. You never tip the girls at all. Therefore, the respect you get is due only to your sparkling wit and winning personality" "But..but.." *wide grin* Yes, exactly.
True, he *could* be getting off on the mild distain and abuse I occasionally throw his way but I think, instead, he's like so many other nerd guys who are passive aggressive dicks, think they're smarter than everyone else and don't understand why ladies don't love them and flock to them. The bitter, entitled, "nice guy" nerds.
http://www.heartless-bitches.com/rants/niceguys/niceguys.shtml
I dunno, it's entirely possible that I'm simply deranged.
LaceyCummings
04-07-2012, 09:56 AM
LMAO I had this same guy the other day. I really loved his spelling it's amaze balls
AMAZE-BALLS! Bwahahahaha I love it!