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Marina Starr
05-18-2017, 05:10 AM
http://i65.tinypic.com/k9k4k.jpg

Hoe: it's titty Tuesday send 50 gold?

Sunnylexie
05-18-2017, 12:13 PM
Had some assclown try to blackmail me with my long-abandoned promotional page on FB. He rolled in like a boss calling me by my fake "real name", blurting out names of random pervs who befriended me and pages my cam persona was "subscribed" to, obviously anticipating the power he was about to get over me. I nearly choked trying not to cackle like an idiot.

itsnightlight
05-18-2017, 05:10 PM
Guy tipped me 10 tokens in only 1/2 an hour and expecting me to write long lengthy erotic stories in the chat. As I entertain the room, he freaks out and demands pm. I say what's up. He demands all type of dirty talk about an 'ex girlfriend' experience I had. I tell him "it costs more than 10 tokens to hear about that." He leaves. Sorry, please tip me way more than 50 cents for me to direct ALL my attention from my guests to get you off, good sir.

*enters in private upon entering the room*
Him: Do you like to screw dogs? Do you have any male pets around the house?
Me: No. That's against the rules.
*private ends*

BRACE FOR THE YUCK!!!!!!!
Yesterday scarred my eyes for life. Regular asks me to turn on his cam during a pvt show. Turned on the cam. He was jerking his dick but he had sores and warts all over his balls. I swear it looked like one of those horrible STD infections they show you in health class. Why would you turn your cam on? Why would you want me to see your infection? Why.

It's times like this where I need to keep pictures of my favorite celebrities nearby and keep my eyes on the lens of my webcam.

PhatGirlDynomite!!!
05-18-2017, 05:16 PM
I have a regular who has a huge wart on his balls. And I have a 32 inch monitor. :'( It's really gross but he comes back week after week.

JaceyLynn
05-18-2017, 05:59 PM
I have a regular who has a huge wart on his balls. And I have a 32 inch monitor. :'( It's really gross but he comes back week after week.

OMG.......... Just no!! How do you keep a straight face??

PhatGirlDynomite!!!
05-18-2017, 06:39 PM
OMG.......... Just no!! How do you keep a straight face??

I mostly go back and forth between standing up and putting my boobs in the camera or minimizing his window. Its skype so I glance from time to time to keep up the rhythm. He's a really interesting guy and we talk before and after, but I just can't bring it up. He's also uncut and will slide his finger underneath the skin. It's so unnerving.

JaceyLynn
05-18-2017, 07:06 PM
I mostly go back and forth between standing up and putting my boobs in the camera or minimizing his window. Its skype so I glance from time to time to keep up the rhythm. He's a really interesting guy and we talk before and after, but I just can't bring it up. He's also uncut and will slide his finger underneath the skin. It's so unnerving.


OMG lol............ I hate uncut peckers, they make me wanna gag. I always hated seeing them on camera lol. props to you to be able to stay on your A game lol.

Glamourmilf
05-19-2017, 09:50 AM
OMG lol............ I hate uncut peckers, they make me wanna gag. I always hated seeing them on camera lol. props to you to be able to stay on your A game lol.

I hate uncut peckers too, with a passion.

Same here. I have a few Latino customers who pay me to tell them how much I love their uncut dicks, AND pay me to send pix of their yucky dicks.
Of course I'm beyond grossed out, but, hey, that's showbiz, right?
" And the Oscar ( Mayer Weiner) goes to....Lol!
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PhatGirlDynomite!!!
05-19-2017, 10:07 AM
I don't mind uncut dicks. It's not that uncommon where I grew up. I just don't like watching a dude dig around and twirl his finger in it. I had never seen that before this guy. :no:

MissAdriana
05-19-2017, 10:24 AM
I'm always tweaking my prices around and I recently lowered them for certain things and lately I've been getting more new guys coming in telling me they are too high and leaving. LOL I wonder what they say to the top models on mfc

Magical_Hoohah
05-19-2017, 10:51 AM
I don't mind uncut dicks. It's not that uncommon where I grew up. I just don't like watching a dude dig around and twirl his finger in it. I had never seen that before this guy. :no:

My ex was uncut. As a potential mother, I'm definitely in favor of leaving it natural on any hypothetical children I might have. I think a foreskin is actually really pleasant when it comes to vaginal sex and handjobs (because it doesn't fall entirely on me/lube/wetness to provide the "glide-iness").

But I have had a couple custies that think it would be sexy if I'd run the tip of my tongue under their foreskin. Nope! I'm not *that* strong an advocate for natural cock! :yuck:

Tigrillo
05-19-2017, 12:08 PM
idiot: do you wear glasses? I'd love to see you in glasses
me: oh I need glasses, but I broke my pair and I have been short on cash to replace them. I could sure use them, though!
(we chat a little bit about glass prescriptions, lasik, how nice it is to be able to see properly.)
me: well babe, how bout we go test your nice new glasses and see how much hotter I look on your screen with proper eyesight?
him: I'll only take you pvt when you get those glasses. That shall motivate you.
me: why don't you better take me now and contribute to my getting my glasses? That makes a lot more sense, why would I be motivated just to please somebody who's not even a customer?
he leaves. idiot.

maddiebabe
05-20-2017, 06:05 AM
[email protected]: Hey love
[email protected]: trying to find me a booty call to come over
[email protected]: what did u say
me: lets play on here see if we got chemistry
[email protected]: I need some contact lol
[email protected]: but I may still play
[email protected]: come over my house bb
[email protected]: this is for real
[email protected]: I'll give you tokens when you arrive
[email protected]: you come over soon or what?

Dustyselect: Good digestion sexy

PhatGirlDynomite!!!
05-20-2017, 07:20 AM
LMAO I will give tokens when you arrive!!!! That's wild. Where does he keep said tokens? In a mason jar?

maddiebabe
05-20-2017, 02:10 PM
had another guy that tipped me 7 tokens on chaturbate then I barely react and he bitches and moans I am about as exciting as a dead fish.

Thank you I take that as a compliment especially when u tip me 35 cents and expect me to do naked gymnastics type shit.

Teddy_Bear
05-20-2017, 03:45 PM
Negging losers are out in force tonight! 'You're expensive, you're ugly, you're a cunt, you're up yourself, you're tits are fake - no they're not - prove it bitch, why would I pay YOU'... on and on and on!

They must all be broke tonight ::)

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breadandbutter
05-20-2017, 07:14 PM
After a minute of the typical chit chat in free...

﷯ You to mufasa2721: oh cool ﷯ what are you in the mood for tonight?
[email protected]: what are my choices?
﷯ You to mufasa2721: go private or go away ﷯
[email protected]: would love to go private with you...
﷯ You to mufasa2721: actions speak louder than words ﷯
[email protected]: are you wearing yoga pants?
﷯ You to mufasa2721: yup
[email protected]: please show...
[email protected]: make me want to take you private...
﷯ You to mufasa2721: did you not take the hint when i said "go private or go away'?
﷯ You to mufasa2721: seriously dude do you think im an idiot?
﷯ You to mufasa2721: you have 10 seconds

Ban.

---not the first time this dude has wasted my time, but it will be the last.

PhatGirlDynomite!!!
05-20-2017, 09:52 PM
Damn Bitch them titties could hurt somebody. You ever punch somebody in the face with em?

So I'm ignoring him and bopping to my music and two minutes later he types: ??? LMAO he really wanted an answer to that question! These guys are so special.

Sunnylexie
05-20-2017, 11:19 PM
I don't mind uncut dicks. It's not that uncommon where I grew up. I just don't like watching a dude dig around and twirl his finger in it. I had never seen that before this guy. :no:


Where I live, circumcision is a purely religious thing so most men are uncut. I actually never saw a circumcised dick until I started camming, and when I did it freaked the hell out of me out because, to me, it looked like it was half-skinned lol.

Bridgetxo
05-20-2017, 11:51 PM
"You're beautiful and have a big breast I would date you"

Wow someone would date me. Lucky me!

Bananabunny
05-22-2017, 02:27 PM
He: *PMs me and ignores it that I have the PM price in my room topic* Hey how are you
Me: PM = 30 tokens
He: You would earn more by being nicer
Me: I'm never nice to greedy fucks who don't tip me! Boy BYE *bans him*

SoloDesire
05-22-2017, 02:47 PM
He: *PMs me and ignores it that I have the PM price in my room topic* Hey how are you
Me: PM = 30 tokens
He: You would earn more by being nicer
Me: I'm never nice to greedy fucks who don't tip me! Boy BYE *bans him*

And by "being nicer" he means "letting him freeload". Dipshit.

maddiebabe
05-22-2017, 09:00 PM
He: *PMs me and ignores it that I have the PM price in my room topic* Hey how are you
Me: PM = 30 tokens
He: You would earn more by being nicer
Me: I'm never nice to greedy fucks who don't tip me! Boy BYE *bans him*

you would earn more by letting people freeload and dirty talk for free and attempt to monopolize your attention? What world does he live in? what a worthless, entitled idiot. Do they really think we are that fucking stupid? It never ceases to amaze me how stupid these guys think we are.

maddiebabe
05-23-2017, 12:52 AM
[email protected] to You: hi
me: hi chairon
[email protected] to You: you say it right good on you
[email protected] to You: am here to ask you to marry me


george19914567: u like meth girl

SoloDesire
05-23-2017, 10:55 AM
Aren't these guys just the best?! You know, the kind who think you wanna talk to them for free?!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Also, this Streamate user is constantly popping in and out of my room and has only paid for anything 3 times since 2015...all under $10 transactions.

Dumbass: Hey baby

Me: Hello

Dumbass: How ya been?

Me: I'm great, hru?

Dumbass: Been doing alright

Me: Wanna have some fun today?

Dumbass: If i got paid this morning instead of tonight
Dumbass: Maybe tomorrow

Me: Oh...so why are you here then?

Dumbass: Conversation?

Me: So you have no money to tip me or take me private but you want me to converse with you for free?
...
No thanks!

Dumbass has logged off with his tail between his legs (reason: got called out for being a broke loser)

LoraDoll
05-23-2017, 11:08 AM
He begging forever in free chat, and I let him know , that he can have requests in pvt. After:

Dumbass: can I get xy for free, so i can decide.
Me: I dont know, if u go to a restaurant, can u get a meal for free, so u can decide? Or can u get a haircut for free, so u can be sure?
Dumbass: but I want pvt, just not sure yet.
Me: all u did here, is annoyed and irritated me and u expect anything in return?
Dumbass: girl, behave!
Me: I behave. That doesnt change the fact, that u are a broke loser. bye.

And I get nothing, but fucking trolls like this all day long. I had hard times, but today I really feel like I dont wanna do this anymore. Wtf are these people really, so dumb it makes me wanna cry. And the worst part is that I can t get rid of them. No paying customers anywhere for hours, and it seems like these lowlifes are not happy until they make someone have a brain cancer.

Violethollywood
05-23-2017, 11:28 AM
Where I live, circumcision is a purely religious thing so most men are uncut. I actually never saw a circumcised dick until I started camming, and when I did it freaked the hell out of me out because, to me, it looked like it was half-skinned lol.

it def depends on where you're from. i think uncut ones are nasty. but im also american and like every guy gets circumcised here.

Violethollywood
05-23-2017, 11:29 AM
i have this loser who thinks we're going to meet up and fuck. all day every day he begs me to meet up and fuck. never in a million years will i ever want your tiny dick loser

Bridgetxo
05-23-2017, 11:08 PM
Him: Have you ever had a 10' long 5' fat in girth cock before
Him: I have a cock that big and I am serious
Me: Oh yeah? You have a ruler handy?
Him: The way I know my cock is that big is because I measured it by putting my food along my are from my hand to my elbow that is how long my cock is that is the easiest way to find out a cock size
Me: I would think the easiest way would be to use a ruler but that's just me
Him: That too I take it you still do not believe me

Men are just too hilarious! He never did whip out that ruler for me :(

Sunnylexie
05-24-2017, 12:32 AM
It pisses me off so much when they command that I "don't hold it back", "let it go" and "lose control". You wouldn't be saying this you moron if you knew how much control it takes to keep my lady boner and cum despite your idiocy (by idiocy, I mean thinking one can relax when rushed into it, and assuming the only thing holding a woman back from orgasming 2.5 minutes into the act is not having your permission)

itsnightlight
05-24-2017, 03:51 AM
The "trust fund baby" thing pisses me off every time they use it. Because...

1. They never tip and when they do its only 1 token.

and

2. It's seriously a turn off. I've talked to a lot of guys online who have interesting livings (doctors, engineers, surgeons, farmers, etc)- and that's a turn on for me. But to hear some arrogant ass come in and say "want some money? I'm a trust fund baby." well asshole, even if you were it's a bit of a turn off to know that you're spending the hard earned fortune that YOUR FAMILY made on a cam site. At the end of the day, cash is cash- but it still peeves me to no end.

Maybe I'd be a lot happier if they gave me money (they broke ass bitches) but it's their thought perception that irks me. Why do men think this kind of stuff turns me on? "I'm so happy to know you don't work hard and can live off funds you never even earned."? Fuck, even if he tipped me 10 tokens and said he was a grocery clerk I'd be much more aroused. I value hard work and family- if I was going to go on a cam site I'd at least say "I'm a (insert career)" rather than "I'll use my family's funds to support my cheap ass." The trust fund baby concept is NOT attractive, it's disrespectful >:(

Sunnylexie
05-25-2017, 11:31 PM
Some Cheeky Dude: was wondering if after you logged off you could help out a new male model by checking out my stream? maybe even going private or exclusive if you like what you see? or is that forbidden?

Lol that's some brand new way to get women look at your dick. Also, didn't know it was ok to ask other models for pvt.

Procrasturbator
05-26-2017, 01:42 AM
I asked him if he was looking for a show. His reply?

"Yea baby lol we should work out a deal tho with how many cam shows I get from you"

I checked... dude's had four ten minute shows over a six month time period. Clearly I'd better give him a deal or I'll lose my number one regular!

maddiebabe
05-26-2017, 03:36 AM
mok198: hey
mok198: can i ask you something strange?
mok198: would you shave your head in private?

have this same guy everytime on streamate that asks me "been busy on here" only paid me once. Finally permabanned his ass lol. fucking asswipe

SpaceyLaceyButterfacey
05-26-2017, 01:17 PM
on skype:

Well i was actually wondering if we could make a deal beautiful. Im having a hard time getting off and i noticed you didnt have any reviews on your page. Would you wanna trade a 3 min lip tease show for a good review? You dont have to be naked at all just want u to watch me. I understand if you dont want to and im sorry i bothering you. I paid another model to call me a bit ago and she never called. She took my money and never gave me a show so i only have a review to offer for now baby. Sorry.


a review LMAOOOOOOO too bad about Skype they can't see you laughing at them

maddiebabe
05-26-2017, 01:46 PM
Spacey I had this same guy try and pull the same bullshit with me, instablocked and deleted. I had him probably 2 months ago? I am not sure. I am surprised he is still at it.

DeepThoughts
05-26-2017, 03:41 PM
Dumbass has logged off with his tail between his legs (reason: got called out for being a broke loser)

OMG I wish wish wish SM gave reasons like this! It would cheer me up X1000. Like I dont care that the "user left" or "gold show" how about "realized he is not worthy of your Goddessness" or "thinks he is clever cause he discovered he gets 40 seconds to peep for free" Those sorts of reasons would just make my day.

Sunnylexie
05-27-2017, 03:34 AM
Got some assclown give me 3 stars because I (quote) "have a sloppy pussy". No fucking idea what he was referring to but my guess is it's either the hair he'd been warned about 3 times, or the shape and color of my labia which have nothing to do with how carefully I maintain my crotch.

Cutie101
05-28-2017, 03:38 AM
"I'm still new to this".
This phrase totaly drives me nuts as fuck... I think is the most common excuse to not spend a dime, among with "I need to trust first/ need to be teased first".
If I make a top 3 annoying phrases, I have no clue wich one is number 1 because all are as annoying...
Ugh!!

maddiebabe
05-28-2017, 06:28 AM
can i just ask do you have a penis or vagina?
rizzjizz619: just in case
rizzjizz619: last time there was a misunderstanding


lol u fucking shitting me? instaban.

Submit2her (invisible): You are so sexy my girlfriend wants you to pick what size toy you want her to use on me and she has a 6, 8, 10, or 12 inch?

why the fuck these losers keep wanting me to respond to shit like that for free? Keep having to ban them when I see they left without going private.

Procrasturbator
05-29-2017, 01:38 AM
Him: hi love
Him: wanna cam
Me: Hey, I would love to
Him: what are your rates
Me: $3/min for 5+ min, $1/min more if you'd like to record
Him: ok if i do my math right $3 for 5 min the extra min is $1
Me: (Not sure if he's joking) Lol not sure that math is quite accurate ;)
Him: so explain
Me: $3 per min, with a 5 minute minimum for that price
Me: If you'd like to record it's $4 per min
Me: So 5 min without recording would be $15

Aaaand then he went "offline", or more likely, blocked me. How the hell did someone who thinks it's appropriate to ask for a $3 5 min show get 24 five star ratings??

anonymous camgirl
05-29-2017, 07:51 AM
Everything a cam customer says!.. THE END

TheBrownFox
05-29-2017, 04:25 PM
"PM plz" the second they enter your Chaturbate room. *facepalm*

Teddy_Bear
05-29-2017, 05:57 PM
Loser: Show X baby
Me: Sure for Y Gold
Loser: Please
Loser: Please
Loser: Please baby
Loser: ................
Me: *Silence*

Why do they think that sitting in my room begging after I've stipulated a price for what they want is going to make me change my mind, especially when I'm completely ignoring them? Weirdos.

Sunnylexie
05-29-2017, 10:57 PM
Idiot: Do you know we can see your pussy already?
Me: Yes I do, have fun with it.
****
Idiot *obviously puzzled by the absence of reaction*: I mean, isn't it ironical?
you asking us to pay to see something everyone has seen
Idiot: don't you think it's too late to try hiding it from us?

Me: Yes it is ironical of course, you coming here to pester me for the pussy you can easily see elsewhere.

Idiot: Well at least I made you smile
It's only fair that you make me smile, too
you could do it by showing something

*Idiot gets banned*

Duh, I let the recorded shows of me be so freeloaders would flock there instead of coming to my room and mooching. But I'm still getting entitled parasites like him. BTW, I don't even think he's ever seen one.

itsnightlight
05-30-2017, 11:12 AM
Dude: You look like SJP/ Jenna Marbles/ Lady Gaga/ some stupid unattractive chick

Me: No, ho! I look like a bitch who should be PAID :')

PS. Unless the chick does her makeup like Kim and got an ass like Nikki, these creatures should NOT be compared to me. Twerking is my niche and I contour and highlight every fucking day. Get out my room, loserssssss

itsnightlight
05-30-2017, 03:25 PM
Wait wait I'm not done! I swear I'll post more positive things I swear, I just need to get this off my chest (no pun intended)

Dude: Asks about pvt, then tips to see boobs
Me: flashes
He leaves and comes back. Sits there for 10 minutes.
Me: did you want to go pvt?
Him: I do, but I wasn't thrilled by your boobs, no offense
Him: Do you think you could wear a lacy bra-

Me: And I wasn't thrilled by your tiny tip :) *banned*

Seriously then you wanna come sit in my damn room the entire time? If you don't like the tits stfu or don't come back! I may love money, but men don't get it fucking twisted- I can ACCEPT or DENY your private anytime I please. There's always another site, there's always another horny guy. FOH with that fuckery.

TheBrownFox
05-30-2017, 07:39 PM
http://i.imgur.com/RnOIGgJ.jpg

JaceyLynn
05-30-2017, 07:43 PM
http://i.imgur.com/RnOIGgJ.jpg

WTF. Insta block.

DonaDiabla
05-30-2017, 07:48 PM
Girl, I see he was trying to get some free raceplay action. Instablock from me as well. :)


http://i.imgur.com/RnOIGgJ.jpg