View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
maddiebabe
06-14-2017, 11:21 PM
dudebunton: booty inspector here, just doing my rounds making sure everything is up to par
dudebunton: allow me to do my job
me: yeah dude for 7 gold you can
dudebunton: can i see what I'm working with? need to make sure i have all my tools
dudebunton has been blocked.
Marina Starr
06-15-2017, 11:14 AM
Mttya: how many guys are in your room right now
Hoe: how is that any of your business?????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mttya: are you made at me bb
Hoe: Oh I'm not mad, I'm asking!
***He went pvt right away after that, LOOOOOOL.
~Carmen~
06-17-2017, 08:46 AM
"I know you are a respectable lady".
Okay sure! That's why I'm on a sex site :D
LoraDoll
06-17-2017, 02:13 PM
KELLER2013 : Hello, In stp is it possible to see your clitoris in erection by opening your lips? please
I dont know what he mean but only the way he talk disgusts me.
LoraDoll
06-17-2017, 02:20 PM
mchartyx : show tits x
JohnnyFlaco: Hi honey
JohnnyFlaco: hru?
...
JohnnyFlaco: I love your eyes
...
JohnnyFlaco: i wish jasmin would hire models who spoke english..
And i wish all the delusional broke butts would avoid the site.
Or they would come to buy a show. Not like: "let s find a poor girl who i can bore to tears, while i sit back nicely and give nothing"
where can i complain? :O
bbwbrianna
06-17-2017, 04:26 PM
Yes! Why even go on a camsite at all if you're broke? It pisses me off when these broke fucks just sit there and stare at me creepily while they're probably fapping in their mothers basement. I mean I love me some Olive Garden but I wouldn't dare think of visiting with empty pockets just so I can bother the people working there. Why don't these guys get why these girls are ignoring them? It's like we know we have no money but lets swarm these girls rooms and ask them twenty questions and be annoying! So fun.
CatBBW
06-17-2017, 05:55 PM
KELLER2013 : Hello, In stp is it possible to see your clitoris in erection by opening your lips? please
I dont know what he mean but only the way he talk disgusts me.
He means he wants you to open your pussy so he can see your clitoris (which is sexually engorged). Dunno what STP is tho. More polite than most of them out there too!
LoraDoll
06-17-2017, 06:29 PM
^still annoying, disgusting, cheap and NO.
TheBrownFox
06-17-2017, 07:03 PM
dudebunton: booty inspector here, just doing my rounds making sure everything is up to par
dudebunton: allow me to do my job
me: yeah dude for 7 gold you can
dudebunton: can i see what I'm working with? need to make sure i have all my tools
dudebunton has been blocked.
LMFAO!!! These dudes think they're slick with the stuff they say in our rooms. Like the assholes who pretend they're sad over a dying mother, and they need to see some free tits/ass to "make them feel better." Haha. So pitiful the lengths these dudes will go to avoid spending a few bucks on a flash...
maddiebabe
06-18-2017, 02:36 AM
Yeah just because they get free ass/tits in other chat rooms doesn't mean they can bring that same level of entitlement to everyone else's chatroom. My least favorite are the "it's my birthday get me a free flash guys". But I don't instablock them because once in a while they get a show because it is their birthday and they wanna feel good.
But yeah these other dudes. You'd just get what you want quicker not trying to be slick and playing games. A couple $ isn't even asking for much on a camsite.
SimoneGray
06-18-2017, 09:26 AM
"I'm going to turn you on so much that you lactate and squirt milk from your titties and pussy"...
.............That's not how any of this works.
LoraDoll
06-19-2017, 09:05 AM
^
On one thing I wondering and loling sometimes. These guys could come in, just explain what kind of show they want. Give a positive feedback if they like.
But... is it really necessary to say their disgusting ideas what would they do to us and stuff, basically they pay to to molest someone... So fucking low.
And I wondering why is this the stupidest/ most draining and stressful job... well 95% of the time.
hyori
06-19-2017, 09:13 AM
"I'm going to turn you on so much that you lactate and squirt milk from your titties and pussy"...
.............That's not how any of this works.
That's why these fucking losers use camsites because that is the only way they will ever get any kind of interaction with women. When the really ignorant fucks show up I start getting predatory and I swear I start growing fangs because I love, love making them feel stupid. By the end of it, I hope any shred of self confidence is wiped out of their consciousness. This job brings out the man hate so bad.
LoraDoll
06-19-2017, 09:14 AM
Btw, I kinda like the guys who ask for "scream bb moan bb" or do dirty talk them as instant. How am I supposed to do that without laughing my ass off, or freaked out instant by it s awkwardness.
It s fine, that they seen nothing but porn yet, but they should know at least, that those moans and sounds in porn movies, aint made by the actors. No, those women dont enjoy themselves so much, they dont feel like they are in heaven. And those sounds are made after by other people. Bump!
A women who need to force herself to do intimate things while a weirdo creeping on her, wont roll around in pleasue screaming around... sorry.
Anyway, it makes me so happy and bring a honest smile to my face when -thankfully to these guys- my job is all about: to serve people stupidity. not complaining, at all.:crazy:
LoraDoll
06-19-2017, 12:03 PM
guy keep begging for "smile bb" in free, than enters to pv
- how could I make u smile? Explore ur body with my tounge?
**rrright, pls pretend that u are a gift to women I m sooo excited!**
mr eagle eye enters:
- go naked. Put those off.
*i do as asked*
* awkward silence*
- U dont look like u have much fun
- once u enter just demand as instant, than u have no idea... why blame me?
mr eagle eye leaves.
BabyKali
06-19-2017, 02:33 PM
This entitled cunt. I tell him I'm not allowed to sell him my socks. He insists other girls do. I was like, "That's nice, if they wanna break the rules, I don't." Then, this fucking idiot says, "what i'm tryig to say is the ycan do it but have to do it in other ways and its ok, got it?" THAT MEANS IT'S NOT ALLOWED AND THEY'RE BREAKING THE RULES. You stupid twatnugget.
Lovelyyasmina
06-19-2017, 03:38 PM
Lol @ all the guys who offer to pay you 3,000 a month to be your live in girlfriend the second they enter your chat except they can't afford a show in the first place Bye bye
LoraDoll
06-19-2017, 04:23 PM
while i was turning away from cam, and had a smoke
sexyislander43 : your mad because no man is dicking your sorry ass down. hahahaha!
A***: buahahahaaaa!!
https://media.giphy.com/media/qrsVHjq3Kh97O/giphy.gif
maddiebabe
06-19-2017, 08:36 PM
Lol @ all the guys who offer to pay you 3,000 a month to be your live in girlfriend the second they enter your chat except they can't afford a show in the first place ���� Bye bye
I have guys wanting that from me and more. Recently a dude kept giving me like 1 token tips on cb day after day after day and he wants me to come out and visit him in Florida. So I finally pm him, "What's in it for me?". He says, "A free vacation to Florida". I'm like, "Are you going to pay me to come out? And what do you expect? Sex? I don't wanna fuck any of you cretins on these camsites, but if you are into getting your balls kicked hell yeah I'll do it." Him, "I am not a sugar daddy, I can't pay you just to be there, but I can make sure all your expenses are paid for the trip. I am not asking for sex but if it happens it happens." Me "No thanks." Then he tries and troll my public chat outside of pm "Not everyone wants a free vacation to Florida I guess." And I reply out loud "I have been getting free vacations and much more from guys I have met in real life that I trust and they do not expect me to fuck them." He wanna play that game, I can play it better.
Teddy_Bear
06-20-2017, 02:43 AM
7 out of every 10 guys in my room today are a complete waste of time. Not surprising though considering the contest on SM right now.
Fake tippers, insults galore, bitching about prices, attempting to rush me in private and so much more... come on down to Teddy's room for the entertainment today!
48321
I long for the days of yore when I would already be at goal by now and everything else was just gravy. Thankfully as soon as this contest is over they will be back.
Lovelyyasmina
06-20-2017, 04:17 AM
I have guys wanting that from me and more. Recently a dude kept giving me like 1 token tips on cb day after day after day and he wants me to come out and visit him in Florida. So I finally pm him, "What's in it for me?". He says, "A free vacation to Florida". I'm like, "Are you going to pay me to come out? And what do you expect? Sex? I don't wanna fuck any of you cretins on these camsites, but if you are into getting your balls kicked hell yeah I'll do it." Him, "I am not a sugar daddy, I can't pay you just to be there, but I can make sure all your expenses are paid for the trip. I am not asking for sex but if it happens it happens." Me "No thanks." Then he tries and troll my public chat outside of pm "Not everyone wants a free vacation to Florida I guess." And I reply out loud "I have been getting free vacations and much more from guys I have met in real life that I trust and they do not expect me to fuck them." He wanna play that game, I can play it better.
I've had guys offer trips or guys who want your phone or the message they send saying they'd like to get to know you & leave there for phone number. As if were the most lonely girls & not every other guy who comes into our chat now says "do you want my number bb" or "bb I'm not far from you I meet you now & pay you 200 bb for the whole weekend." Like No 200 ain't shit lol & I'll buy my own trip or go with my real life boyfriend. Loll
Sunnylexie
06-20-2017, 06:46 AM
"I'm going to turn you on so much that you lactate and squirt milk from your titties and pussy"...
.............That's not how any of this works.
Sounds like a shapeshifter (http://oglaf.com/freshhorses/) from the Oglaf comic.
maddiebabe
06-20-2017, 01:30 PM
I've had guys offer trips or guys who want your phone or the message they send saying they'd like to get to know you & leave there for phone number. As if were the most lonely girls & not every other guy who comes into our chat now says "do you want my number bb" or "bb I'm not far from you I meet you now & pay you 200 bb for the whole weekend." Like No 200 ain't shit lol & I'll buy my own trip or go with my real life boyfriend. Loll
So I hustle these guys and have a fake # app on my phone. Cuz the type of guys they are you know you won't keep them as a long term regular but I believe some money is better than no money. I totally act like I'm gonna meet up and fuck and I am just desperate to get laid as long as they are spending money. They eat that shit up.
seashell
06-20-2017, 03:21 PM
UGH my Skype is blowing up today with guys who want Paypal/Amazon. Wtf? I love when literally the first thing they type over Skype is "Paypal?"
seashell
06-20-2017, 03:26 PM
Also today: "wow, you're really pretty for a 28 year old"
-_-
Spoon_Bender
06-20-2017, 03:47 PM
Like seriously WTF, he says it out of nowhere. Oh yes, like customers are sooo respectful to me. If my cat being in the background bothers you then fuck off. Honestly!48345
bbwbrianna
06-20-2017, 05:36 PM
My cat makes his appearance now and then on my stream. Nobody bitched about him but I've had a few failed abortions ask me to fuck my cat on skype. True story.
CatBBW
06-20-2017, 06:14 PM
My cat makes his appearance now and then on my stream. Nobody bitched about him but I've had a few failed abortions ask me to fuck my cat on skype. True story.
Had them on AW too.
Spoon_Bender
06-22-2017, 08:27 AM
LMAO, sometimes I wish people could always see what we're doing in other windows. They think we're all into this shit, meanwhile Googling about Machine Gun Kelly because history is more interesting. Omg I just love this picture, your face too, like the slightly perked eyebrows like "this shit is going on stripperweb."
Haha you discovered my nerdy internet habits! You are right on that, doing camming is like flossing my teeth no arousal on my end.
SugarCookies
06-22-2017, 10:55 PM
"Do you get periods or menopause"
That was random. Was trying not to laugh and pretend like I ignored it. At least they tipped me...
Glamourmilf
06-23-2017, 09:34 PM
A reg alerted me during his show a couple of months ago, that he wouldn't be able to buy any more shows because he was having money problems.
Fine. No problem. Thanks for letting me know.
Tonight he comes into, not only free chat, but my gold show and starts rambling on about how bad being on a budget is.
He then proceed to beg me to do all kinds of sex acts for free!!!
Glam has logged off.
MissAnnabelleParks
06-24-2017, 12:10 PM
Idiot comes into my room, wants a very specific role play about his older sisters friend taking his virginity. This happens less than a minute after we start.
Idiot: Okay
Idiot: Faster pace
Idiot: Seduce me
Me: Have you ever thought about touching my tits?
Idiot: Not really
...
I give up. I nearly blocked him there and then, but I'm SO CLOSE to doubling my Daily Goal, and hitting my weekly target.
LoraDoll
06-25-2017, 10:23 AM
assshole enters
-germany
- ??? what s with it?
- im naughty
- let me know what would u like to do or see
- heels?
- ...yea.
- put it in pussy.
- sounds so tempting. I guess i wont do that.
- asshole leaves.
https://media2.giphy.com/media/l0MYzLLxlJDfYtzy0/200.webp#33-grid1
stop being an asshole! :O
maddiebabe
06-25-2017, 10:42 AM
Yeah I had a fucking idiot come private then he asked me to put my finger through my urethra. Fucking mentally deficient piece of shit, had to end show ugh. These guys need to die. I am going to start literally counting the days till I move so I can do something else. I am so over this job.
LoraDoll
06-25-2017, 10:46 AM
The idiot who stalk in my room ages ago, never payed or did anything , now show himself.
latinlover1878: u dont even say hi
latinlover1878: and u just ask pvt?
latinlover1878: guests are better
latinlover1878: when they beg for tits
latinlover1878: damn
latinlover1878: whats with taht attitude
latinlover1878: u even want to be here? or you lost a bet or sth
latinlover1878: no matter how hot u are u wont be gettin one cent from anybody
https://media2.giphy.com/media/yceQdulDqtDhK/200.webp#30-grid1
A**: u still talking here? -> bann.
A**: pv someone?
actually i had a busy day, made 2x my high goal.
Glamourmilf
06-26-2017, 09:00 AM
Yeah I had a fucking idiot come private then he asked me to put my finger through my urethra. Fucking mentally deficient piece of shit, had to end show ugh. These guys need to die. I am going to start literally counting the days till I move so I can do something else. I am so over this job.
Same here.
caramelcraze
06-28-2017, 09:42 AM
total tmi, but I'm a creamer. always have been and my gyno says i'm perfectly healthy (plus most guys love it), so I've never really paid it any mind. Today I had a grown ass man in his 50's tell me he's "never seen a vagina do THAT" with a scowl on his face and hang up.
http://reactiongifs.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/jack-nicholson-middle-finger.gif
Has he never seen a vagina?! or like watched porn?
Ginnyyy
06-28-2017, 10:58 AM
Today had many with: "they are not accepting my card this time", "waiting for my card to be loaded", "my card was stolen so I can't go pvt right now but hope we can still talk"... :O
Magical_Hoohah
06-28-2017, 11:51 AM
total tmi, but I'm a creamer. always have been and my gyno says i'm perfectly healthy (plus most guys love it), so I've never really paid it any mind. Today I had a grown ass man in his 50's tell me he's "never seen a vagina do THAT" with a scowl on his face and hang up.
Also tmi, but on my first orgasm of the day, I've been known to both cream* and squirt, and I can do it in 4 minutes or less. I feel like that's pretty impressive in a porn sense. And yet this stuff has become so normalized that some guys will still whine about it. When I first get going: "Wait, it's hot that you're creamy, but I thought you said that you squirt? I really wanted to see you squirt..." Or after I squirt: "Wait, I could barely see it! I wanted you to squirt that hot cream all over my face..." :O
*Also not unhealthy. Basically just natural secretions coming out at a very expedited rate because of the dildo and lube in my twat.
maddiebabe
07-02-2017, 08:13 AM
me (while spammed the fuck out of in free chat AW): what up bitches come priv for attention this all u get
james121x: dont call me bitch, you fucking whore !!!!!
james121x leaves the room
oh itty bitty ickle dick jamesey sad he can't afford me? oh how tragic. can't wait to leave cam permanently still counting down the days.
maddiebabe
07-02-2017, 12:18 PM
mbreaz1: what are you up to today?
me: just got back on cam not even 10 min ago
mbreaz1: I just finished signing up to go back for my masters degree
Yeah I didn't respond to that. He obviously gets off on feeling superior for blowing money on a useless degree no comment. Oh and he gets off on having $0 to give me.
livroyale
07-05-2017, 10:21 AM
Him: Do you do flashes?
Me: I don't. All the magic happens in private or exclusive.
Him: How's a man supposed to enjoy you baby lol
Me: ...In private or exclusive. I thought I made that pretty clear.
maddiebabe
07-05-2017, 10:59 PM
ShowMeTheLovin: hi
how are you
ShowMeTheLovin: good
did you ever wet the bed at night as a kid growing up?
ShowMeTheLovin has been blocked.
maddiebabe
07-06-2017, 02:13 AM
Stroking: hiii
goood
a little hign and horny
u??
hmm im not sure lol
opensorry i have to stop stroking
u are distracting :-)
Stroking has been blocked.
AuroraJade
07-06-2017, 03:23 AM
Hi.
I am from [insert country]
Yeah? Congrats? Okay? Good for you?
MissRoxxxie
07-06-2017, 02:25 PM
mbreaz1: what are you up to today?
me: just got back on cam not even 10 min ago
mbreaz1: I just finished signing up to go back for my masters degree
Yeah I didn't respond to that. He obviously gets off on feeling superior for blowing money on a useless degree no comment. Oh and he gets off on having $0 to give me.
HAHAHA guess who just popped in...
mbreaz1: what are you up to today?
me: well its gone 10pm now so just on here, you?
mbreaz1: I just finished signing up to go back for my masters degree
me: lol cool
mbreaz1: thanks, I'm gonna study history
me: awesome
mbreaz1: what'd you take in school Ms R?
mbreaz1: now I just have to go down to the student health office and get their nurse practitioner to fill out my physical
livroyale
07-06-2017, 02:31 PM
HAHAHA guess who just popped in...
mbreaz1: what are you up to today?
me: well its gone 10pm now so just on here, you?
mbreaz1: I just finished signing up to go back for my masters degree
me: lol cool
mbreaz1: thanks, I'm gonna study history
me: awesome
mbreaz1: what'd you take in school Ms R?
mbreaz1: now I just have to go down to the student health office and get their nurse practitioner to fill out my physical
I've had him before! Same exact wording. Managed to get him into exclusive and figured out he wanted to discuss his upcoming prostate exam in detail.
MissRoxxxie
07-06-2017, 03:08 PM
WHY doesn't he say that then? That went on for a lot longer and he was pissed that I hadn't taken history?! Smh.
CatBBW
07-06-2017, 05:44 PM
I've had him before! Same exact wording. Managed to get him into exclusive and figured out he wanted to discuss his upcoming prostate exam in detail.
I have had him, but he never ever goes exclusive with me. He just wants to talk about the "medical" (which involves a prostate exam) that he will have to have if he's to be accepted to college.
maddiebabe
07-08-2017, 01:32 PM
No_47: what was that all about
me: I got up to grab something, don't ask me fucking stupid questions. *permaban*
For real they are supposed to hold my undivided attention for free? LOL? Fucking entitlement much. I am so over this whole job. I really don't give a fuck anymore. Can't even fucking leave cam for a few seconds now without fuckbois that aint paid $0.01 bitching? Fuck this shit.