View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
LoraDoll
07-08-2017, 02:10 PM
Delusional idiot: what do u want to do in pvt?
me: come in and find out! ;) (rolling eyes)
Delusional idiot comes in.
He dont say anything. Just stare.
I lay down on the bed comfy, and do nothing.
Delusional idiot leaves.
Well we all know, women who work on cam just can t wait to jump on their toys for cheap guys.
BabyKali
07-08-2017, 04:37 PM
I heard an awful noise outside and given my cat just had kittens recently, I panicked and went to go check. Kittens were fine, small animal my cat killed wasn't. I came back to this.
"Loser: U lost me fat bitch, u need to jump n customers who r note rested in u right away because you're so fat and they may change their mind"
Alright, then, mate. lol.
CatBBW
07-08-2017, 07:45 PM
Message from a zero feedbacker who's been a member of Adultwork for FOUR YEARS...
once I have credits you and I are on! No girl has ever made me cum so bring your A game
Sorry, my "A game" just left the building.
SugarCookies
07-09-2017, 01:50 PM
A user trying to guess which Latin American ethnicity I am.
"are you Argentinian?"
No.
"Colombian?"
No
"I don't want to say Mexican you don't seem like you are."
I've noticed a number of these Latina fetishists discriminate Mexicans. Colombian and Brazilian are the "sexy" ethnicities but Central American ethnicities (especially Mexicans) are the "short brown fat women with 10 kids" and "not sexy". Nope, there's no way a cute girl can be Mexican in their world. Totally not possible.
That's why that comment left a bad taste for me. By the way, yes I am of Mexican heritage.
bbwbrianna
07-09-2017, 04:16 PM
Yet another idiot on chaturbate who asks me to PM him for private and I comply. I get this:
Idiot: I just got home. I have to wait till I get hard then I will come in. Okay?
Me: If you're not already hard then you have a problem. I don't do short privates BITCH.
BANNED
breadandbutter
07-09-2017, 08:41 PM
MrCat on SM will spend 8 dollars on you in a year and a half and then finally take you exclusive to ask you a question you already answered and then attempt to insult you by saying "I bet your mom drinks. And I bet your apartment is tiny." AMAZING I love it you can pay to insult me any day
breadandbutter
07-09-2017, 09:21 PM
I got the tag "petulant". What a night
PhatGirlDynomite!!!
07-09-2017, 10:52 PM
I got the tag "petulant". What a night
Oooo an articulate troll? His Mother's basement must be fancy!
justanothercamgirl
07-10-2017, 08:44 PM
Oooo an articulate troll? His Mother's basement must be fancy!
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I just ended up spitting up my drink because this had me laughing so hard.
maddiebabe
07-10-2017, 09:12 PM
This is more funny than anything, might be the wrong thread LOL
[email protected]: HI PRINCESS OMG HAD TOO COME SEE U OMG YOUR ASS GOD GIVE ME STRENGTH Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Had a guy convince his wife to get a private but I didn't know that until he went into a show. Then he told me she was uncomfortable and wasn't having it and that I need to convince her otherwise. Yeah, no I can't do that to a fellow woman sorry buddy.
BradJ90: baby
BradJ90: twerk for this english lad
me: mhm tip for an american girl (while rubbing my fingers together)
BradJ90: lovely voice
me: (staying silent now)
BradJ90: 9inch hard for you
BradJ90 leaves the room
bappid672: pee in exc?
bappid672 has been blocked.
maddiebabe
07-10-2017, 10:02 PM
steverogers007: hey sexy whore
steverogers007: ho w are u bitch
steverogers007: :
steverogers007: :D
steverogers007: does not luk like american slut
steverogers007 leaves the room (because I banned him)
shit this what happens when u dont pay attention to ur chats they just get so out of hand with low iq fucktards.
CallistoMorgan
07-10-2017, 10:41 PM
I've had him before! Same exact wording. Managed to get him into exclusive and figured out he wanted to discuss his upcoming prostate exam in detail.
I had him my first or 2nd day on SM. We went exclusive as well, and yes that's all he wanted to talk about. I "walked" him through the prostate exam. Took me a minute to catch on, but just went with it. Whatever floats your boat. But really, it's just a finger up the ass. Meh.
Violethollywood
07-11-2017, 07:20 AM
Reading some of these makes me lmao like really makes me wonder the social upbringing of these assholes. I have a guy who routinely tells me he loves me and that we're going to be together and im just like yeah whatever and the other day this guy comes in my room and proceeds to tell me how he had a shitty day bc this girl who friend zoned him won't break up with her bf. And how he's such a good friend and she should be with him
... im just sitting here like yeah I can see why she won't dump her man for you, you fucking asswipe. Smh . Jesus .
Magical_Hoohah
07-11-2017, 07:27 AM
Re: prostate exam guy... I feel pretty confident that if guys were really honest, most of them would prefer to have something up their butt over fucking us in the ass.
SugarCookies
07-11-2017, 12:41 PM
Guys can be so dumb when it comes to ethnicities.
Yes they go crazy over her performance scene in that Dusk Til Dawn movie.
BabyKali
07-11-2017, 01:16 PM
OKAY. I basically just need to vent. Guys who are lonely/obsessive are the ones who are drawn to me the most. One of my best customers is absolutely obsessed with me. Like he talks about wanting to meet me. He has that "Oh, I'm a nice guy but can't find a girl." act going. I completely shut him down when he mentions wanting to visit me and last time I think it kinda made him snap. All the sudden one of "his friends" starts coming in, being like, "Oh, I just really worry about him, he's easily manipulated" and things like that. Then apparently they got "in a fight" because of something he said about me. And I got message today from the "friend" saying no one's heard from him and he's disappeared. Yet, somehow he's in my chat right now. Like, dude. This is my workplace. Your personal issues are not my concern. This is my job.
seashell
07-11-2017, 07:09 PM
"Let me see those mature tits"
What the fuck?? I'm 28... and they're implants. Am I a mature MILF now? lol
nattyfetish
07-13-2017, 12:29 AM
Girls, I just figured an idea. We should make a book with all the crappy stuff we heard, look at how many pages we gathered ! And we haven't evan write all LOL !
Teddy_Bear
07-13-2017, 01:13 AM
I had everything today from "it's my birthday bb give me a flash" to "I just got home from X's funeral a flash would really make me feel better!"
I just ignored them but they were persistent so I eventually typed to them "does that ever really work? Honestly?
To which they all got upset and started in with the elementary name-calling, no sir you are the asshole for coming in my room and pulling that stunt all my real men know that shit don't fly here yo :banghead:
Fuck it I made goal and got the fuck out of dodge...
maddiebabe
07-13-2017, 04:45 AM
DavidMusick: hi
hi follo you from so much long
to connect with you
i am from india
DavidMusick has been blocked.
lol
maddiebabe
07-14-2017, 08:04 AM
Harrison: I have a few dirty likes, if you don't mind me asking, would you mind smiling for the camera
(:
me: *turn away from camera while pointing both cams up and walk away with an attitude to grab glass of water*
Harrison has logged off (reason: user left)
I'm so tired of these shit ***** fucking with me trying to freeload even the tiniest thing.
These boys are such pussy men. The men I am surrounded by in real life love me for having a fucking foul attitude. They also pay for shit in real life because I either demand it or act like there is no other way. On cam they are too pussy to handle it. The fuck?
maddiebabe
07-15-2017, 07:49 AM
MrDotCool: you cna get better looking girls for cheaper
MrDotCool leaves the room
leaves before i can even ban him or say something what even? He must know I ban left and right and I can be a phenomenal spitfire.
BabyKali
07-15-2017, 01:47 PM
Random Guy: Hi
hru?
*Has myself muted because I'm talking to my husband about something important*
Random Guy: BYE.
Look, dude. If you're not paying me, I'm not really sure why you think that you're worth my time or why you think I care.
queenc
07-16-2017, 05:09 PM
"Let me see those mature tits"
What the fuck?? I'm 28... and they're implants. Am I a mature MILF now? lol
One guy was screaming ...show me your mature tummy...over and over. I'm like is my stomach old and the rest of me young. Wtf is a mature stomach....and no unless we are in private...cuz now u wanna see it. I hate the word mature now. I'd rather they call me an old bag, I've heard it so much and I am 45 so obviously your boobs aren't mature unless you bought them off an old lady...but just like I don't want you to say "I love your fat ass" I just want u to say,,I love your ass or better yet shut your pie hole and give me money...I don't want the word mature before everything. And my ass isn't fat, it's curvy haha
queenc
07-16-2017, 05:17 PM
I had everything today from "it's my birthday bb give me a flash" to "I just got home from X's funeral a flash would really make me feel better!"
I just ignored them but they were persistent so I eventually typed to them "does that ever really work? Honestly?
To which they all got upset and started in with the elementary name-calling, no sir you are the asshole for coming in my room and pulling that stunt all my real men know that shit don't fly here yo :banghead:
Fuck it I made goal and got the fuck out of dodge...
On MFC
Douche: will you show me your naked body
Me: when we get to goal or read my tip menu
Douche: I don't tip
Me:you are a premium.that means you have tokens
Douche: I don't tip anymore cuz I feel bad doing that to you girls
Me: listen you gotta know that most of us are here at least partially (haha) for money. If you wait until we hit goal, you'll get to see it
Douche: no some girls like me to just worship them.
Me:'maybe if they are already naked as part of their show or they hit goal but no one needs your validation here. Does this ever work for you...really? If they have their clothes on? I'm not buying it. Esp here. These girls don't take shit
Douche: I'll come back another day maybe you won't be so uptight
Banned
jovannacherry
07-16-2017, 06:39 PM
"can you tell me if my cam is on/working"
almost on a daily fucking basis
do girls still fall for this shit
jovannacherry
07-16-2017, 06:44 PM
i love you bb
are you wet now bb (yes i am that 10 token tip sent me over the top)
jerk: why do you keep flashing your tits you know I'm an ass man
me: well dude tipped to see them
jerk: turn around and let me see that ass babe
me:sure as soon as you tip for a flash
jerk: if that's how your going to act i'll take my tokens elsewhere
Spoon_Bender
07-16-2017, 08:08 PM
48535
Who the hell does he think he is? I have been camming for almost a year. I do not need your advice especially from someone who is NOT a cam model. I hate people today. Blocked!
SoloDesire
07-21-2017, 10:03 AM
LMAO!! I just got this wanna be scam artist on Streamate:
Paul: Hi��
Paul: Can I see ur gorgeous boobs
Me: You sure can!
Paul: Please go ahead
Me: Oh! You didn't realize this was a pay to play site? You have to tip if you want to see my tits! Can you not see my room topic?
Paul: It's taking a while.... U can go ahead.. It will get through in few minutes
Me: Hahahaha!!! Do you think I just started camming yesterday?! How fucking pathetic!! Hun, I've been on this site for 5 years and I know GOLD doesn't take a "few minutes" to go through. Do I look stupid to you?!
He tried to leave but I blocked his sorry ass. I got a good laugh at his expense today...needed that.
Teddy_Bear
07-22-2017, 12:08 AM
LMAO!! I just got this wanna be scam artist on Streamate:
Paul: Hi��
Paul: Can I see ur gorgeous boobs
Me: You sure can!
Paul: Please go ahead
Me: Oh! You didn't realize this was a pay to play site? You have to tip if you want to see my tits! Can you not see my room topic?
Paul: It's taking a while.... U can go ahead.. It will get through in few minutes
Me: Hahahaha!!! Do you think I just started camming yesterday?! How fucking pathetic!! Hun, I've been on this site for 5 years and I know GOLD doesn't take a "few minutes" to go through. Do I look stupid to you?!
He tried to leave but I blocked his sorry ass. I got a good laugh at his expense today...needed that.
I had a lot of this bullshit today 'oh bb it will show up in your earnings LATER' and I'm just like ::)
I know I charge $20 for a flash of the tits nowadays but seriously trying to con a flash out of me, just wait for someone else to come along and tip for them and fap FFS there are plenty of them. I have no idea why the freeloaders don't just wait for the real men to tip us rather than begging it's so pathetic!
Or my personal favourite 'no one is going to pay $20 for ANY tits bitch' ***X has tipped 20 GOLD*** 'I think you are broke and wrong' BLOCK - FLASH ;D
BiancaNorwood
07-23-2017, 09:43 PM
"can you tell me if my cam is on/working"
almost on a daily fucking basis
do girls still fall for this shit
Just got that the other day. Guy hit me up on Skype. He told me he wanted a 20 min show. It was too good to be true especially since he was new. I knew there was a catch. He asked, "Can I ask you a question first?" I responded, "I don't do cam checks." I knew that's what he wanted. He kept pressing and asked why. I told him that I am not falling for his trick. He said he didn't like the accusations. I told him that I didn't like freeloading time-wasters.
BiancaNorwood
07-23-2017, 09:49 PM
I had him my first or 2nd day on SM. We went exclusive as well, and yes that's all he wanted to talk about. I "walked" him through the prostate exam. Took me a minute to catch on, but just went with it. Whatever floats your boat. But really, it's just a finger up the ass. Meh.
Yep. I had him, too.
bbwbrianna
07-24-2017, 04:10 PM
Is it just me or do guys get even ruder and more cheap at the end of the month? So many rude guys then I had this gem on SM. I guess my answer to his question was unacceptable.
CHEAPMORON: Where you from?
Me: The internet
CHEAPMORN: you were that rude model from earlier. you have messed up teeth and you are too fat and ugly to be mean. don't worry i wont ever visit your stream again.
He left before I could ban him. Who cares where I'm from? I want nothing to do with these garbage men in real life and I'm literally just a bunch of pixels on your screen. So I wasn't lying.
DonaDiabla
07-24-2017, 08:55 PM
In my Niteflirt inbox:
" Thanks to a friend who advised me to try this website! Now, I'm making lots of money $$$ and working as much as I want. Couldn't call it a job, really, it's more like a dream of any modern and open-minded girl! I would recommend anybody to try it!
What I really love about this site? Weekly payouts, lots of visitors with money, TOP50 contest with money prizes for all 50 models, easy website interface. Strongly recommended! Just give it a try and you will love site as much as I do!”
I love people who try to model recruit on Niteflirt. Every girl's dream to work for a no name company that needs to recruit via Niteflirt.:)
Teddy_Bear
07-26-2017, 12:40 AM
In my Niteflirt inbox:
" Thanks to a friend who advised me to try this website! Now, I'm making lots of money $$$ and working as much as I want. Couldn't call it a job, really, it's more like a dream of any modern and open-minded girl! I would recommend anybody to try it!
What I really love about this site? Weekly payouts, lots of visitors with money, TOP50 contest with money prizes for all 50 models, easy website interface. Strongly recommended! Just give it a try and you will love site as much as I do!”
I love people who try to model recruit on Niteflirt. Every girl's dream to work for a no name company that needs to recruit via Niteflirt.:)
Even I got this email from Bonga and I don't even work the NF site. I leave myself logged in all day every day for over a year now and not one call haha. Bonga must be desperate if they are emailing 'inactive' models on NF.
Teddy_Bear
07-26-2017, 12:49 AM
Freeloader: 'Moan for me bb'
Me: 'Sure thing once you tip'
Freeloader: 'Just moan you'll get your damn tip'
Me: :O
Wow they are even trying to freeload the tip vibes now GTFO loser!
JamaicanAliesha
07-28-2017, 02:31 PM
48626
Truly pathetic.
LoraDoll
07-28-2017, 06:04 PM
loser drooling in free, tryhard to drain my energy&time for nothing.
- oh my god u are a godess!
- lmao. I prefer to focus on reality. Where s the $?!
- loser disappeared unexpectedly.
I dont know why he changed his mind, i m not a godess, or what? :confused::biggrin:
CatBBW
07-29-2017, 02:43 PM
Ho hum....
XadagioX enters the room
XadagioX: hi
CatBBW: can you hear me XadagioX
XadagioX: just
XadagioX: do a sound check by saying 'fuck my cunt'
XadagioX leaves the room
(kicked him out)
CatBBW
07-29-2017, 03:16 PM
tabooking enters the room
CatBBW: hiya
tabooking: u call my bitch in prvt
tabooking: u got a phone to call her from
CatBBW: you want me to phone someone?
tabooking: yea
CatBBW: No, I don't phone people. People phone ME.
tabooking: ok
tabooking leaves the room
Kiki_Jane
07-30-2017, 10:39 AM
Of course, we don't call members, they call us... But I'm still cringing at the idea of making a call like this! OMG. Even if it's 100% roleplay, I just can't imagine calling some strange woman on the behest of some horny cam customer. I don't know if I could be paid enough, I'm serious.
Sunnylexie
07-31-2017, 04:16 AM
I have an idiot on SM show up in my chat every now and then to blurt out things like "gosh u are so pretty then i see your armpit hair.. yuck..", "you were cute until you raised your arm.. ewww" yadda yadda. Wondering if he's blind, stupid or has a memory span of a goldfish, because my userpic is me with my arms raised, close up.
DancesWithSloths
07-31-2017, 10:40 AM
I have an idiot on SM show up in my chat every now and then to blurt out things like "gosh u are so pretty then i see your armpit hair.. yuck..", "you were cute until you raised your arm.. ewww" yadda yadda. Wondering if he's blind, stupid or has a memory span of a goldfish, because my userpic is me with my arms raised, close up.
...or he has a pit hair fetish, and wants you to talk about why you love having pit hair.
Pit hair fetishists are among the most irritating fuckers in existence, imo. I'm on the verge of shaving my pits just to avoid them.
LoraDoll
07-31-2017, 11:47 AM
I wondering on something. When someone comes in , and ask thing like:
-when was the last time u got fucked
or
- if ur guy would be here now, what would u want him to do to u
Am I an idiot, or someone else feel the same way, it s so fucking irritating? Had a pv like this today as first one and I just froze, feel awkward, and said nothing, just waited the guy to leave finally. I know I should just say anything bullshit, but somehow it feels so fucking hard and awkward, I just can t explain.
BiancaNorwood
07-31-2017, 09:48 PM
tabooking enters the room
CatBBW: hiya
tabooking: u call my bitch in prvt
tabooking: u got a phone to call her from
CatBBW: you want me to phone someone?
tabooking: yea
CatBBW: No, I don't phone people. People phone ME.
tabooking: ok
tabooking leaves the room
One guy wanted me to call his mom!!!
Sunnylexie
08-01-2017, 03:19 AM
...or he has a pit hair fetish, and wants you to talk about why you love having pit hair.
Pit hair fetishists are among the most irritating fuckers in existence, imo. I'm on the verge of shaving my pits just to avoid them.
He leaves before I can block him or say anything, so doubt it's the case.
I love my pit guys, they are well-behaved and pay good. But the foot guys I'm usually getting are... well, they're like your pit guys lol.
DancesWithSloths
08-01-2017, 07:35 AM
I love my pit guys, they are well-behaved and pay good. But the foot guys I'm usually getting are... well, they're like your pit guys lol.
Wow, that's so weird! I'm going to chalk this up to your pits being superior in their lushness :) :) :)
h0ttie
08-02-2017, 11:32 AM
i got a "how wet are u bb" guy
...told him come pvt ill show u
him: u don't look that wet bb
while im sitting in clothes with just my face on cam......ummmm...well he was right but lol
Ginnyyy
08-04-2017, 11:03 AM
I wondering on something. When someone comes in , and ask thing like:
-when was the last time u got fucked
or
- if ur guy would be here now, what would u want him to do to u
Am I an idiot, or someone else feel the same way, it s so fucking irritating? Had a pv like this today as first one and I just froze, feel awkward, and said nothing, just waited the guy to leave finally. I know I should just say anything bullshit, but somehow it feels so fucking hard and awkward, I just can t explain.
I enjoy these questions, actually. They tend to be long privates where I and the guy share our recent and past experiences.
SoloDesire
08-07-2017, 10:21 AM
Some of these guys are truly idiots...I can't even.
On Streamate in free chat this morning:
Billyband: Hey
Me: Hello! Hru?
Billyband: I'm good hbu
Me: I'm doing good, thanks!
Billyband: So what u do on here?
Me: (I give him a rundown of my shows and copy/paste my profile since he can't seem to read it for himself)
Billyband: So u do nothing here
Me: In free chat you mean?
Billyband: This was not free but ok
Me: Lol what?!
You're not paying anything right now. You're sitting in my free chat room.
Billyband: So u show nothing here?
Me: NOT FOR FREE!
Billyband has logged off (reason: user left)
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