View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
seashell
10-23-2017, 11:19 AM
New Skype customer:
"I was searching CMD for keywords, and you popped up. I was searching for the word 'gross.'"
lmao. wut. and his profile pic was a girl farting. Byeee
itsnightlight
10-23-2017, 02:51 PM
Where the fuck do I get drugs like this? And how original, making fun of me being pale just because I'm Latina and I don't "look" Latina. Dumbass.
100% FEEL YOU ON THIS! I identify as mulatto, my father is a light skinned black man and my mom is northern Italian American (so super duper light skinned). My Asian boyfriend looooooooves his blonde girls so now I am basically Swedish looking (platinum blonde, snow white skin). I do identify as mixed.
I can't tell you how many gross comments I get a day from both Men of Color and white men.
"does snowbunny like black dick?" --> I suppose I should because if it wasn't for one I wouldn't be alive here talking to you!
"can you do raceplay and call me the N word in a southern accent?" from a white guy
"what do you think of white supremacy?" Um... they hate people like me?
"white girl with an ass? I doubt it." They never tip to see it and they never scroll down to the pictures on my page though hmmmmmmmm
"white girl with a booty? I bet you love black guys". I actually find a ton of attraction to Asian guys but yeah sure if you're a black guy whos NOT on the cam site I may give you a chance depending on things (like ya know, personality and life goals and other shit we ask men we are thinking of dating)
"Are you Jewish?"
"No I'm mulatto"
"There's no way! Show me a pic of your family!"
Um... no?
"Tell me that white girls are better than black girls."/ "I wish I could meet a white woman irl, I hate women who are my race."
Tell me white men are better than your race of men then! See how disgusting you sound? And I'm sorry, anyone who says "I hate someone/I hate something meaningful to my culture" is trash to me... white men included.
I thought when I came into camming that I could forget everything and just play a role. But honestly it's the opposite. These men don't think twice about what they type and they use our rooms for an excuse to be racist and let their aggressions out on us if we LOOK 'safe' because we look white. Disgusting.
peppermint
10-23-2017, 07:20 PM
Him: Do you have more pics? I wanna see more pics of you!
Me: What kind of pics? I have lots that you can buy, or you can purchase a custom set. I love taking photos!
Him: Ya custom pics. How can I pay?
Me: (I tell him my payment options)
Him: Ok but first I wanna see more pics.
What?!? I just told him how to see more pictures, by paying for them. How does this even make any sense? Ugh.
BabyKali
10-24-2017, 11:43 AM
Where the fuck do I get drugs like this? And how original, making fun of me being pale just because I'm Latina and I don't "look" Latina. Dumbass.
I feel you, so much. I'm southern and you can tell slightly in my accent. I had a conversation the other day that went like this.
Him:"Are you a country girl?"
Me:"Depends what you mean.. I'm from the south, yeah."
Him:"Have you shot a gun/do you own one?"
Me:"Yes and I'm one hell of a shot, too."
Him:"Have you ever had sex with a negro(not kidding, this is the word he used. What time period am I in?) or a mexican?"
Me:"No, I haven't. Why?"
Him:"I don't believe in mixing races."
Me:*Looks dead in the Camera* Do you think I'm attractive?
Him:"Yes, bb"
Me:"Yeah? Well, I hate to tell you, but you're attracted to a mostly hispanic, girl, then."
He just left after that.
I mean don't get me wrong, I know I look white, I can't speak Spanish very well (Thanks, white people who raised me) and I could've played along. Sometimes I do, but this one just really pissed me off for some reason.
I'm Italian and Puerto Rican. I have a southern accent, green eyes and pale as fuck because I hate going outside in the heat. I'm aware of myself. But, still, dude. What the fuck is wrong with these guys?
HollyJaydeXXX
10-24-2017, 01:09 PM
Rider: Hey sexy, I wanna step on your boobs while rubbing my junk on your face and pulling your hair
Rider has been blocked.
^^Classy... I'm touched.
LoraDoll
10-25-2017, 04:58 PM
U just can t be good enough.
chastitysebi: say - do you have bracelet you could put on for pvt?
A***: yea
chastitysebi: u yay. do you have a lot?
A***: 1
*leaves*
https://i.giphy.com/media/tfzw8nJe6FPFK/giphy.webp
DeepThoughts
10-26-2017, 04:02 AM
massivecok: It my bday today babe do i get a present xx
**My BAN HAMMER Bitch**
I have a guy who pops in and says $15 gold to see tits??
Me: Of course!
DesperateMF: *******$15 GOLD TIP*******
This is on SM and some guy had just tipped me so I spin the cam around and show him my screen and explain what a Real tip looks like vs. his fake tip because as I said I see this guy like once a week. Always the same shit.
DesperateMF: That is what a tip looks like in my country.
Me: This is the internet. Its not a country.
DesperateMF: Oh.
DesperateMF: Today is my birthday so can I see your tits?
I almost pee'd cause I laughed so hard!!! :D
HollyJaydeXXX
10-26-2017, 04:15 AM
I have a guy who pops in and says $15 gold to see tits??
Me: Of course!
DesperateMF: *******$15 GOLD TIP*******
This is on SM and some guy had just tipped me so I spin the cam around and show him my screen and explain what a Real tip looks like vs. his fake tip because as I said I see this guy like once a week. Always the same shit.
DesperateMF: That is what a tip looks like in my country.
Me: This is the internet. Its not a country.
DesperateMF: Oh.
DesperateMF: Today is my birthday so can I see your tits?
I almost pee'd cause I laughed so hard!!! :D
They think they are so fucking clever! It really blows my mind how many of these guys think we were born yesterday.
WendiStarr
10-26-2017, 04:55 AM
I've been annoyed as heck by the panties guys lately. "Do you have any thong panties?" I was sitting there thinking, "Duh, what camgirl doesn't own thongs? Come on now!" When I tell him that yes, I do. He started asking me how many I own, what colors, can I show them to him so that he can pick out which one that he likes. I told him that if he'd take me private, I'd be happy to let him pick out a pair of panties for me to wear for him. He said that he needed to see which panties I have first, to make sure that he likes them so could I please just get the panties out for him. In my head I'm screaming, "Listen asshat, I have two drawers dedicated entirely to panties, mostly thongs! I'm not about to show you every fucking pair of thong panties that I own!" I had another asshat come into my room, getting specific. "Do you have any purple or pink leopard print panties?" Yes, you can see them..in private. "Sorry, I can't take you private without seeing the panties first."
HollyJaydeXXX
10-26-2017, 05:02 AM
Ha I’ve had those guys too... I know their game way too well. A LOT recently!
I tell them I don’t wear panties and they leave lol
Sunnylexie
10-26-2017, 12:17 PM
I hate when guys ask 'Do you do roleplay in exclu?' Like, there's an infinite amount of role play types, you need to specify what kind if you're going to ask me if I can do it.
Exactly! That or "Are you kinky?".
Even asking them what fetish or roleplay they are looking for doesn't help much, as most would say "not sure, what are you into/what all do you offer?"
seashell
10-26-2017, 12:28 PM
GFE guys who say they want to fall asleep with their dick inside you. It this is your fantasy, you are obviously a virgin with NO idea how sex works, and how disgusting/impossible this would be. Do you even own a dick?
HollyJaydeXXX
10-26-2017, 12:37 PM
Do you even own a dick?
I'm dying...
HollyJaydeXXX
10-27-2017, 04:14 PM
shrunkenguy (invisible): life full of surprises. and shit, shit too
nothing
how did you become a model and hwy
why
why?
cos im addicted to porn
you are not addicted tho
if you had enough money you wouldnt work here, true?
what do you study?
psychology is fascinatin
find a rich business guy in university
and quit this job
like the peepers and freeloaders aren't bad enough... now we've got nutjobs like this douche. *BLOCKED*
Genoveve
10-28-2017, 05:40 PM
dude: my name Lukasz m23 years very much I wanted to have the woman transs wants a wkoncu return yet I never had inserted in the ass wants to do ice cream in the day and night and wish to drink your sperm and twòj urine I want you to whisper to the ear more quickly and want to drink your power and sperm I want to make ice cream and lick you open I want to give you another one I did not put a wet and wet
dude: I want you to do ice cream every 2 minutes I would care about you so we were together so they were sitting at the 1 ooohhh so fuck me
HollyJaydeXXX
10-28-2017, 05:46 PM
dude: my name Lukasz m23 years very much I wanted to have the woman transs wants a wkoncu return yet I never had inserted in the ass wants to do ice cream in the day and night and wish to drink your sperm and twòj urine I want you to whisper to the ear more quickly and want to drink your power and sperm I want to make ice cream and lick you open I want to give you another one I did not put a wet and wet
dude: I want you to do ice cream every 2 minutes I would care about you so we were together so they were sitting at the 1 ooohhh so fuck me
What in the fuck? Lol
Magical_Hoohah
10-28-2017, 07:13 PM
dude: my name Lukasz m23 years very much I wanted to have the woman transs wants a wkoncu return yet I never had inserted in the ass wants to do ice cream in the day and night and wish to drink your sperm and twòj urine I want you to whisper to the ear more quickly and want to drink your power and sperm I want to make ice cream and lick you open I want to give you another one I did not put a wet and wet
dude: I want you to do ice cream every 2 minutes I would care about you so we were together so they were sitting at the 1 ooohhh so fuck me
That is... a work of art. A translation so butchered that I don't have a clue what ice cream is a euphemism for...
Genoveve
11-01-2017, 06:02 PM
rocketcum123: Houston all systems ready for cum launch in T -5
rocketcum123: 4
rocketcum123: 3
rocketcum123: 2
rocketcum123 has been blocked.
Genoveve
11-06-2017, 06:16 PM
user1490449685413 (invisible): hun pls old gramps heart race help me
user1490449685413 (invisible): pls just chat iam peter 58 old berlin germany just chat to cure my old heart ok
This post of mine was from March, he actually came back and did it again.
MistressX
11-06-2017, 06:30 PM
I keep forgetting to post this. I just... these guys man lol....
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caramelcraze
11-09-2017, 04:52 AM
dumbass: Put the toy in your ass.
me: I don't do anal. it says so on my profile.
Dumbass: put a finger up there.
me: I don't do anal dude.
dumbass: *tips 5 gold*
me: thanks
dumbass: finger your ass now.
*blocked*
Bananabunny
11-10-2017, 07:54 PM
"always difficult not to jerk off when you re around (sad smiley)"
Not really a nice thing to hear when you first log in. Oh and it was someone who never tiped me also. LOL
LoraDoll
11-10-2017, 09:24 PM
dumbass: Put the toy in your ass.
me: I don't do anal. it says so on my profile.
Dumbass: put a finger up there.
me: I don't do anal dude.
dumbass: *tips 5 gold*
me: thanks
dumbass: finger your ass now.
*blocked*
And I thought, these brainless idiots punishing only me. However I get nothing better than this a few months ago. But why is that.
caramelcraze
11-12-2017, 01:15 AM
And I thought, these brainless idiots punishing only me. However I get nothing better than this a few months ago. But why is that.
beats me. It was during a group show too... like really? 5 gold for anal when it says I don't do it?
AuroraJade
11-14-2017, 05:31 AM
sum007: hi bb how r u?
u are so sexy
u smoke in your shows?
too bad... u mustve been so sey smoking
Too bad I quit smoking? Okay. Too bad I quit a disgusting unhealthy deadly habit. But he thinks its sexy!
Ooh another one:
eddiekazual: yeah your hot but Im going to go with the hot latin girl.. instead
then why are you clicking on a room from a girl that lives in Northern Europe if you like Latinas more.
kendallkushxo
11-14-2017, 08:49 PM
"Come skype with me its slow!"
yet
im going into prvts every 15-20 minutes... no it is not slow???
lexirosz
11-17-2017, 05:20 AM
Oh My God, this tread is the funniest shit ever, I must contribute.
Buckle up sweethearts cuz this one's long. (Lexis inner thoughs)
Him:I want to fly you out to new york for a couple nights.
Him:i'm not kidding
Him:and serious
Him:i'm not looking to hook up
Him:i just want some smothering (What?)
Him:thats it
Him:i'm 32, white male
Him: and in grad school. (apparently that's impressive?)
me:im flattered really, but i have to decline
Him:whys that
Him:what is holding you back
Him:what if i got on cam
Him:and you could get to know me first
Him:im not good looking or anything though
Him:just gyi
me: i don't do meet-ups, its very unsafe, especially for cam girls.
Him:i've met two girls off fetlife
Him:and one is a cam girl
Him:i can for real provide references
me:sorry, but no
Him:that doesn't make sense
Him:u are not even giving it a chance
Him:and its such a crazy deal
Him:tell u friends u turned this down
(i told my brother later actually. He said dont trust creeps on the internet.)
Him:paid vacation to manhattan
Him:when are you ever going to get to do that
Him:?
Him:and im one of your most consistent customers.
(I hate the "Im sooo special cuz iv been here before" guys. Like ,guess what else comes every month, my rent.)
Him:can i go on cam
Him:and we talk?
(Fucking speak in full sentences ugh.)
Him:i feel like you think im not being genuine.
Him: or like im trying to con you
Him:i genuinely want some ass time.
(IDK whats weirder him trying to con me or the notion that he might accurately want me to smother him with my ass.)
Him: thats it
Him:and im a sub
(yay for you)
Him:u know that
Him:how am i dangerous
Him: subs= safe
(BULL)
Him:can we set up a time to talk about this cam to cam
Him:ill pay for that too
me:im always up for a sky pe show or we can do c2c in private
Him:it not a show though
Him:we are going to talk about u coming to new york
Him:its a buisness call
me:darlin, again flattered, but i wont be going.
Him:what if i came to you
(OH HELL NO)
me:i have my address hidden for a reason.
Him:i dont need to know the address
Him:we could do the ass smother in an airport hotel
Him:knowing you local airport doesnt tell me anything
(NOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
me:No
Him:you could make 500 in 60 minutes
(OH he did NOT just say that.)
Him:thats dope
Him:and theres no sex of any kind
(no just you sticking your face up my ass. ugh)
Him:you are being reactionary
Him:run this by your friends
Him:they will tell u they would do it.
(they sure as shit didnt, they said "eww what a creep.")
Him:it would be a 2 night stay in manhattan
Him:flight hotel... all paid for
Him:and i will give you 500 to let me put my face in your ass for an hour.
(eww)
Him:and you can literally lay like that and check your emai while we do it
me: no
That all i got recorded, but needless to say im even less interested in going to NYC than i was before.
DeepThoughts
11-17-2017, 07:18 AM
Oh My God, this tread is the funniest shit ever, I must contribute.
Buckle up sweethearts cuz this one's long. (Lexis inner thoughs)
Him:I want to fly you out to new york for a couple nights.
Him:i'm not kidding
Him:and serious
Him:i'm not looking to hook up
Him:i just want some smothering (What?)
Him:thats it
Him:i'm 32, white male
Him: and in grad school. (apparently that's impressive?)
me:im flattered really, but i have to decline
Him:whys that
Him:what is holding you back
Him:what if i got on cam
Him:and you could get to know me first
Him:im not good looking or anything though
Him:just gyi
me: i don't do meet-ups, its very unsafe, especially for cam girls.
Him:i've met two girls off fetlife
Him:and one is a cam girl
Him:i can for real provide reference
oh yeah cause as escorts we love for you to share our information around for your benefit
me:sorry, but no
Him:that doesn't make sense
Him:u are not even giving it a chance
Him:and its such a crazy deal
Him:tell u friends u turned this down
(i told my brother later actually. He said dont trust creeps on the internet.)
Him:paid vacation to manhattan
Him:when are you ever going to get to do that
Him:?
Him:and im one of your most consistent customers.
(I hate the "Im sooo special cuz iv been here before" guys. Like ,guess what else comes every month, my rent.)
Him:can i go on cam
Him:and we talk?
(Fucking speak in full sentences ugh.)
Him:i feel like you think im not being genuine.
Him: or like im trying to con you
Him:i genuinely want some ass time.
(IDK whats weirder him trying to con me or the notion that he might accurately want me to smother him with my ass.)
Him: thats it
Him:and im a sub
(yay for you)
Him:u know that
Him:how am i dangerous
Him: subs= safe
Could it be that you dont respect boundaries? Starting with the Word "NO"
(BULL)
Him:can we set up a time to talk about this cam to cam
Him:ill pay for that too
me:im always up for a sky pe show or we can do c2c in private
Him:it not a show though
Him:we are going to talk about u coming to new york
Him:its a buisness call
seriously i would have let him pay my exclusive rate so he could rant at me while I continued to turn him down. I do this pretty much monthly. I love saying no.
me:darlin, again flattered, but i wont be going.
Him:what if i came to you
(OH HELL NO)
me:i have my address hidden for a reason.
Him:i dont need to know the address
Him:we could do the ass smother in an airport hotel
Him:knowing you local airport doesnt tell me anything
(NOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
me:No
Him:you could make 500 in 60 minutes
I could make that on cam and not have to meet your ugly mug
(OH he did NOT just say that.)
Him:thats dope
Him:and theres no sex of any kind
(no just you sticking your face up my ass. ugh)
Him:you are being reactionary
Him:run this by your friends
Him:they will tell u they would do it.
Im so laughing. How do you even bring this up to your friends? I would have so let this guy pay met to try and convince me. You should have accepted the private and just kept saying no while you banked.
(they sure as shit didnt, they said "eww what a creep.")
Him:it would be a 2 night stay in manhattan
Him:flight hotel... all paid for
Him:and i will give you 500 to let me put my face in your ass for an hour.
(eww)
Him:and you can literally lay like that and check your emai while we do it
me: no
That all i got recorded, but needless to say im even less interested in going to NYC than i was before.
I have a guy right now that tells me a very similar song and dance but I only speak to him in exclusive. He comes in about every two weeks and tries to convince me all the while paying my exclusive rate. I think for him its just a turn on to come and try and talk me into it!
Why doesnt he just hire an escort! That is what they are there for!
MistressCristal
11-17-2017, 09:26 AM
A recent one:
Him: Do you do hardsports?
Me: No. Hardsports is a hard limit.
Him: But I like it.
Me: And I don't; which is why it's a hard limit.
Him: But you're young. Don't you want to broaden your horizons?
Me: Well let me put it another way. Would you staple your bollocks to the wall?
Him: No. That's too far for me.
Me: Exactly.
Procrasturbator
11-18-2017, 12:11 AM
[10:19:32 PM] Him: hi cam model
[10:20:22 PM] Him: hi boobhead
[10:20:40 PM] Him: i found you on cam model directory
[10:20:43 PM] Him: can you do a show
[10:23:48 PM] Him: plz
[10:30:07 PM] Him: show
hi boobhead
lexirosz
11-18-2017, 02:41 AM
Well, this just happened.
di
jtoddi:so
jtoddi:youd secretly fuck a cousin?
lexirosz:and a hello to you too
jtoddi:lol
jtoddi:i wish you really were my cousin haha... i would be walking to your house right now to fuck you for the first time omg... (she lives in my neighborhood)
lexirosz:well im not her.
His poor cousin.
lexirosz
11-18-2017, 04:22 AM
"Will you drink and swallow a live goldfish out of a martini glass?"
No.
"Come on, you could make a LOT of money, I know people who'd pay a ton for a video of it..."
Well in THAT case, sure I'll get right on it. ::)
OMG thats disgusting. Not only are you guaranteed salmonella poisoning, but you'd literally be killing a goldfish by stomach acid.
Genoveve
11-18-2017, 11:53 AM
Well, this just happened.
di
jtoddi:so
jtoddi:youd secretly fuck a cousin?
lexirosz:and a hello to you too
jtoddi:lol
jtoddi:i wish you really were my cousin haha... i would be walking to your house right now to fuck you for the first time omg... (she lives in my neighborhood)
lexirosz:well im not her.
His poor cousin.
He doesn't have a cousin he was just trying to shock you/troll you/get off for free.
SuperPookie
11-18-2017, 12:05 PM
OMG thats disgusting. Not only are you guaranteed salmonella poisoning, but you'd literally be killing a goldfish by stomach acid. Until just recently Clips4Sale allowed videos of this and it was disgusting. Something is really wrong with people if they're willing to dissolve an animal alive for money
Ginnyyy
11-18-2017, 04:26 PM
I'm pretty sure those who are doing this, they're also doing much worse actions and fetishes in general.
lexirosz
11-20-2017, 03:35 PM
"show me youre worth my money" :kicked:
:comes back: "something happened, idk. you hear me baby? let me see your pussy b4 pvt" :kicked:
:comes bacl: "something is wrong with this site. ok, let me see somethin"
:kicked:
:comes back: "yo this site has been fucking up all day"
"oh why is that?"
"I just signed up. I cant stay in anyones room for more than a minute"
"weird"
....
"let's see some tits. cmon get me hard" :kicked:
:comes back: "yo this site has got issues"
"I know right, weird, idk" :banned:
OMG, lol, I love it when they're so stupid it's funny.
BadBitch
11-20-2017, 09:53 PM
omg, lol, i love it when they're so stupid it's funny.
haha haha!!!!!
BadBitch
11-20-2017, 09:57 PM
Until just recently Clips4Sale allowed videos of this and it was disgusting. Something is really wrong with people if they're willing to dissolve an animal alive for money
I was fucking LIVID when I saw this! LIVID!!!!!! I wanna punch the girls in the throat who do this and set the men on fire who jerk off to the vids.
lexirosz
11-21-2017, 01:26 PM
"Are you a recording?"
"Nope, I am not a recording"
"Can you wave for me?"
:waves:
"Thanks... just to be sure can you flash me
or stand?
ass?
Hello?"
---
Roast: "[blahblahblah] because Im lefthanded"
Cust 1: "you arent left handed"
Roast: "What?"
Cust 1: "you cant be left handed"
Roast: "Hmmm and why do you say that"
Cust 1: "lol idk you just arent. like is it a thing you tell ppl bc you cam"
Roast: "......?"
Cust 1: "To stay anonymous"
Everyone: Silence
Cust 2: "Dude what the fuck are you talking about"
Roast: "Guys, it is OK"
Cust 1: "Bc ppl always say theyre left handed when theyre not"
Roast: "I think you mean ambidextrous, ppl often think theyre ambidextrous when theyre not fully"
Cust 1: "Yea... that and lefthanded."
Everyone: silence
Cust 1: "Bc girls arent left handed."
Everyone: silence
Cust 1: "bc Ive never met a girl who is lefthanded."
Everyone: silence
Cust 1: "So no need to lie about it."
Everyone: silence
Cust 2: "DUDE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT"
LOL, I just love the "WTF" dude.
SuperPookie
11-21-2017, 03:10 PM
To one of my pso characters- we'd had this long set up where I covered my pussy completely in ductape. "Now I'm going to fuck that pussy deep and hard!" They must not make ductape like they used to :D
lexirosz
11-22-2017, 03:48 AM
I had a weirdest show.
A guy took me to private with c2c. Cool, I'm down for that. We talked for a while, he seemed totally normal, normal voice everything. But once he started jerking off his voice went up like 3 octaves. He sounded like when to mock impressions of the "cali from the valley" voice, it was so weird. Thank god he like reverse cowgirl, because i could not keep my face straight.
But if that wasn't enough, it got worse. I was on the floor doing reverse cowgirl and my dog came over to lick my face. She's a chihuahua, so she's small enough to hide behind my torso. Thank god he didn't notice.
lexirosz
11-22-2017, 06:01 AM
Here some weird highlights
Dude 1: i gotta get you on a st andrews cross
(Yeah no, how about no.)
atitagn1:hi there...i hope this message finds you well and my apologies for the intrusion...just curious if you would do a 5 minute phone call for tokens while i watch you on cam...610 xxx xxxx? (He messaged me this twice with the same copy/pasted message.I told him about me on niteflirt both times.)
lexirosz
11-23-2017, 01:03 PM
Customer (in premium chat): open ass sexcy
Me: Sweetie I only do anal in exclusive chat, if you want to see that we have to go exclusive
Customer: its okay then just open ass for me
Ummm... I still don't even know what "open ass" means.
I didn't do any anal but the customer left me a 5 star rating for that show so maybe I "opened ass" without even realizing it? Go figure.
I may be wrong, but I believe "open ass" is stupid language for "spread ass cheeks".
lexirosz
11-24-2017, 06:46 AM
I just had a phone sex session, that was normal. He was nice, liked my legs, all cool. But the part that was weird though is his voice sounded just like Mark Pellegrino, also known a Lucifer from Supernatural. I'm so horny right now.
seashell
11-24-2017, 12:10 PM
Guys asking if I have Black Friday deals
Do I look like a Best Buy to you?
Although I did later reflect on this and decide to do a discount on ManyVids. I would have been less pissed if it wasn't a Skype customer asking me, lol
seashell
11-24-2017, 12:14 PM
Also, a woman called me on Niteflirt yesterday, under my Femdom listing. I asked her what her name was. She said "Carrie." Sounded like a middle aged woman.
I kind of froze, and then continued in my sexy femdom voice... "Hello, Carrie. Do you like to be dominated?"
*Carrie hangs up*
Good god, I hope this poor lady didn't just find out about her husband's phone sex hobby on Thanksgiving...
BadBitch
11-24-2017, 10:12 PM
Also, a woman called me on Niteflirt yesterday, under my Femdom listing. I asked her what her name was. She said "Carrie." Sounded like a middle aged woman.
I kind of froze, and then continued in my sexy femdom voice... "Hello, Carrie. Do you like to be dominated?"
*Carrie hangs up*
Good god, I hope this poor lady didn't just find out about her husband's phone sex hobby on Thanksgiving...
I'm dying right now!!! Haha!!!!!
lexirosz
11-27-2017, 08:43 AM
BF wannabe: can't you just give me your mobile number so we can talk?
Me: What the-? *block*
I usually give them one of these:
605-475-6968: Standard rejection hotline.
206-569-5829: "Loser Line." (If they leave a message, it might get broadcast in a Seattle radio station.
(669)-221-6251: The Feminist Phone Intervention Hotline
Those tend to work for me.;D
lexirosz
11-27-2017, 11:29 AM
"stick finger in pussy and show wet finger and we go pvt bb"....i can't tell you how much i get this, it's so annoying and i just ignore it.
IT DOESN'T MATTER, because i'm going to use a shitload of lube in pvt anyways!!
Oh I hear ya gal. I love those idiots who see me visibly put lube on my toy, and then go on about how wet I am/sound.
anonymous camgirl
11-27-2017, 04:18 PM
Haha or coconut oil.. idiots!
Oh I hear ya gal. I love those idiots who see me visibly put lube on my toy, and then go on about how wet I am/sound.