View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
loveshooks
04-07-2012, 12:45 PM
idiot who's messaged me on every site I work: hi hru today lovely
moi:...
idiot: are you making good money today?
moi...
idiot: I am conducting site inspections, I need to interview you and verify you for the site
This Rhodes Scholar has contacted me on almost every single one of my listings with the same spiel, and he's so transparent I don't bother to block him. What was so special about this particular message, however, was that he contacted me through my own fucking site.
O thank you, Good Sir, for striving to ensure (on my behalf!?!) that I am who I claim to be::)
The depths of troll stupidity out there never ceases to amaze me. It's facinating, really}:D I wish it were possible to buy stocks in logic and reasoning, the ultimate dwindling resource
HaydenBlue
04-07-2012, 06:42 PM
last night i asked for tips to show how "wet" i am....one guy goes, "youre very dry, this is all an act." i wanted so bad to choke him the fuck out.
Oh god they're finally catching on! LOL :D
sweetheather
04-07-2012, 07:15 PM
I want kenonly... in my room. I speak Japanese and a bit of Korean and would LOVE to give him shit
HaydenBlue
04-07-2012, 07:20 PM
Him: do u have a boyfriend?
Me: Aw hun. I don't think that has any bearing on our time here. We can have fun no matter what!
Him: does! I want 2b yr boyfriend.
Me: *laughs friendly-like* Who says I want to be your girlfriend?
Him: otherwise u wouldnt b on here
Me: *starting to get annoyed* So I'm here just waiting for you to come find me and be my boyfriend?
Him: yes
some time passes, I talk to other people, he lurks
Him: so how about it?
Me: *forgot who he was* How about what?
Him: go out with me.
Me: You don't know where I live and I will never tell you.
Him: i do. i googled you.
Me: *chuckles* You're not starting this relationship on a very good foot. You're already a creepy stalker.
Him: IM NOT! IM YR PRINCE! I WILL SAVE YOU! MY WOMAN WILL NEVER HAVE TO DO THIS AGAIN!
another reg: woah buddy. You're scary
Me: *annoyed, yet amused* So you've met me here, yet once I become "yours", like a piece of property, you'll "save" me and pay all my bills so that I don't have to work.
Him: no u'll get a nice rispectable job like a secretary or waitress or something
For some reason I find this hilarious and laugh so hard I tear up enough to run my mascara
Him: whtever. yr a bitch anyway
*leaves*
Same reg as before: I dunno. I think you should have dated him. He was a real peach.
We go back and forth for several minutes with names to describe what a great guy he would have been, "a mensh" "a diamond" etc until I was taken to excl
LOL Internet White Knights:
Who they think they are:
http://static.ddmcdn.com/gif/knight-4.jpg
http://scifimafia.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Game-of-Thrones-111810-nikolaj-coster-waldau-Jaime-Lannister.jpg
And who they really are:
http://i2.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/250/draft_lens17588956module151640913photo_1311136266k nightchild.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-lFqt7QzMIG4/T0heUS8pEgI/AAAAAAAAALI/fJmBycy6P-k/s1600/internet_white_knight_colored_4350.jpg
HighHeelHottie
04-08-2012, 12:06 AM
For me, more annoying than "bb" is "what are you doing?" Wtf does it look like I'm doing. 99.9% of the "what are you doing?" think that a cam site is an AOL chat room. I always respond with "Waiting on you to take me private." And then they go "lol" Dumb fucks.
JoJoX
04-08-2012, 12:21 AM
i have a regular who tips me a lot and who ive known for a while....he hasnt been online for about a month, maybe less and he comes in my room- in public chat and goes, "hey jo, hows (*the city i moved in*)? did you graduate from (*school i went to*)?" we were pretty close and i told him about this city and even help finance the move...never doing that again. i dont like everyone knowing where i am. i was so annoyed what an idiot.
on that note, i was doing a show on my balcony and i forgot to block my new state and a guy recognized the structure of my balcony and said out loud the name of my building. FUCKING MORON!! you damn skippy i blocked my state asap!
roast
04-08-2012, 05:58 AM
This isnt stupid or annoying more like lol, wat:
Guy: you workout?
Guy: at home?
Me: sometimes! why do you ask?
Guy: I like certain things
Me: OK, let's see what we can do :)
Guy: you have a thighmaster?
Guy: exercise thing Suzanne Somers made?
Me: Hmm
Guy: the blue thing
Guy: you squeeze it between your thighs
Me: well I have pillows I can squeeze
Me: or squeeze my thighs together any other way :)
Guy: :(
Guy: how about shake weights?
Me: No but I do have a pair of dumbbells I can shake
Guy: How about an Ab Rocket?
Me: I dont, but I can do situps
Guy: How many lbs are the dumbbells?
Me: 5
Me: 5 each
Guy: where did you buy them?
Me: No idea, I think a garage sale
Guy: well
Guy: I really wish you had them
Me: How about I tell you what I have?
Guy: OK
Me: I do have a large exercise ball and resistance bands, also some small weights
Guy: that might work
Guy: where did you get them?
Me: I think the same garage sale and Amazon
Guy: :(
Guy: Who made them?
Me: Im not sure, Ballys?
Guy: :(
Me: ?
-guy stops IMing me-
Infomercial exercise equipment fetish? As Seen on TV fetish? Just when I think Ive seen it all. Poor guy, hope he finds someone haha.
~Carmen~
04-08-2012, 06:13 AM
Dude pays me $2.00 Gold to shake my ass in free chat. I go straight into private before I have a chance to turn around. The whole time I'm in private, I see this:
"the screen is black!!!"
"wtf? You ripped me off!"
"I want my money back!!!"
justanothercamgirl
04-08-2012, 07:50 AM
annoying jerk: Are you a robot?
me: ...
(confused by the question and not sure what to say)
annoying jerk: Well, are you?
me: (starts singing) 'Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto'
---
I just had no idea what to say to such a stupid question, so I figured the best thing to do was to give a stupid answer. :)
neris982
04-08-2012, 10:53 AM
I never thought the question "where u from" would make me cringe. Maybe it's the different ways it's asked such as...
where u from?
where u from
hey bb were yuo from
just how long r those legs? (no answer) ok bb where from?
where are you from hun
sweety where u from
wher are you from? (no answer) bb where from?
(from US as it says on my profile) what part? (sigh Mid West) o really? what state? (no answer)
hey doll where from? (from wherever ur from) so ur from new york? (sigh/face palm)
I just don't get it. That has to be the #1 most frequently asked question, and I don't understand why seeing as it's so irrelevant.
I'm gonna need to see some better conversation starters. Soon.
omg Mommylong I'm new as a cam girl and I was thinking maybe it was just me that HATED that question "Where are you from?" My friend who has been giving me moral support since I started was like "Dang, you're being rude" and I'm like dude they ask and ask and ask and when you ignore the question it just gets worse. Quiet annoying, but it seems like nothing short of stop it or leave the room seems to work for those persistent ones hell bent on asking where exactly I am.
HollyStJohn
04-08-2012, 12:12 PM
omg Mommylong I'm new as a cam girl and I was thinking maybe it was just me that HATED that question "Where are you from?" My friend who has been giving me moral support since I started was like "Dang, you're being rude" and I'm like dude they ask and ask and ask and when you ignore the question it just gets worse. Quiet annoying, but it seems like nothing short of stop it or leave the room seems to work for those persistent ones hell bent on asking where exactly I am.
XD I've totally started making a game out of that question. I just started naming off random states wondering just how far away I can guess my state. Unfortunately I named off Kansas and right away some lurker was like "Zomg! You're from Kansas?!?! I'm from Kansas!!" ....and now I have a message in my inbox asking if I escort. *facepalm*
MommieLongLegs
04-08-2012, 12:25 PM
omg Mommylong I'm new as a cam girl and I was thinking maybe it was just me that HATED that question "Where are you from?" My friend who has been giving me moral support since I started was like "Dang, you're being rude" and I'm like dude they ask and ask and ask and when you ignore the question it just gets worse. Quiet annoying, but it seems like nothing short of stop it or leave the room seems to work for those persistent ones hell bent on asking where exactly I am.
Yeah, it's annoying. I usually just ignore it, lie about the state or give a vague answer (ex: Mid West). I've even said Canada before, and when I wasn't answering one guy, another guy goes "she's in Canada lol". Good thing I lied. I will never give a straight answer, not even to regulars, if I give one at all. It's none of their business.
CarolinaBelle
04-08-2012, 12:26 PM
}:Dhahahaha!!! oh roast, that image from "Wanted" should totally be what they see when we hit the banhammer! That would make me so happy!}:D
CarolinaBelle
04-08-2012, 12:28 PM
hahahahaha
Sometimes when youre having a 'day' the ban and kick and ignore buttons become almost these cinematic acts of violence - at least for me, like just violent catharsis.
a kick youre like if you do it again fucker and Ill just pull the trigger
http://backrowmovies.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/wanted.jpg
then putting someone on your ignore list is a simple 'goodbye' - maybe youll figure out what just hit you, maybe not.
http://gifs.gifbin.com/1238512537_wantedgoodbyebullet.gif
and a ban is like sweet wonderful pent up rage, or a roundhouse kick to the face haha
http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs51/f/2009/266/d/8/Wanted___Keyboard_by_CharmingWolfNikki.gif
hahahahaha!!! The last one should totally be what they see when we hit the banhammer! That would make me SO happy!
JoJoX
04-08-2012, 04:35 PM
im pretty sure it has been said before but how about this
jerkoff: hey you do pvt>
me: yes
jerkoff: are you ready for pvt?
me: yes
jerkoff: what do you do in pvt?
*BAN*
IsobelWren
04-09-2012, 10:15 AM
LOL Internet White Knights:
http://scifimafia.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Game-of-Thrones-111810-nikolaj-coster-waldau-Jaime-Lannister.jpg
In other news mmmmmm Nikolaj Coster Waldeau. I love him even as a father killing, sister fucking, child paralyzing bad knight.
He was teh sexors in the canceled tv series John Amsterdam.
justanothercamgirl
04-11-2012, 10:52 AM
asshole custie: Could you smoke a 'j' for me, bb?
---
Oh why yes, I'd love to do illegal things on camera all the time! Did you want me to rob a bank while I am smoking it? (*eye roll*)
Seductive
04-11-2012, 01:19 PM
This took place on stripville, where the girls prices are clearly marked.
Conversation with me trying to get him to come into private.
Him: that could be fun
Me: I think so too. Want to get started?
Him: how much is it to play
Me: 75 credits
Him: thats alot
Me: That's 75 cents . . .
If that's too much for you, I think you need to not be on a cam girl site. Don't get me wrong, the site is awesome. Its just the customers are retarded. Its clearly called stripville, and it has games to play in order for guys to win your clothes off of you, yet somehow they still don't understand how it all works. I have guys come in all the time and expect me to to take off all my clothes and immediately start masturbating. Bitch please, I hate masturbating for $1.50 on Streamate, I sure as hell aren't going to do it for 75 cents a minute.
sillykitty
04-11-2012, 05:20 PM
I actually had a guy asking for donations yesterday. Donations.
I had a guy ASK IF I HAD A PET SO I COULD STRANGLE IT ON CAM WHILE HE MASTURBATED.
Actually had to log off after that one. I think I'm going to start smoking. I reported him, but I'm not optimistic about it :/
ManyRoses
04-11-2012, 05:53 PM
OMG that is horrific!!!
I read somewhere about a site being shut down in Japan because it was all clips of girls murdering bunny rabbits. Crushing, but also strangling, throwing against walls.....
Men are fucked up.
ClaudiaReina
04-12-2012, 01:36 AM
OMG that is horrific!!! I read somewhere about a site being shut down in Japan because it was all clips of girls murdering bunny rabbits. Crushing, but also strangling, throwing against walls..... Men are fucked up. That's why I stopped doing crushing videos on C4S. Every time I uploaded one (orange crushing and stuff like that), I got too many emails asking if I could make a bunny/kitty crushing clip and send it to them. It just made me sick>:(
Sure, let me crush these innocent animals so you can wank>:(
http://www.wallpaper.si/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Playful-Kitten-Wallpaper-228x235.jpg (http://www.wallpaper.si/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Playful-Kitten-Wallpaper.jpg)
http://cute-n-tiny.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/184826.jpg
RAAAAAAGE!!!
(And I just actually thought about not uploading these pictures in the case some sick bastard comes here and gets off to the thought of....Ugh, whatever. C4S corrupts your thinking and you're starting to be afraid of doing every single little innocent thing, thinking, I wonder who gets off if I blow my nose...? oh no, I sneezed FOR FREE, aaaargh!!!...I won't brush my teeth in front of you, sir, not for free!, I'm going to my dentist, I wonder if he's a dentist because he has a teeth fetish...and I look at his genital area suspiciously so I can flee if I notice a bulge; etc. etc. I love C4S:D)
Edit: don't mean to threadjack:) So here's a stupid annoying shit:
Freeloader:You have beautiful eyes, goddess!
Me: Thank you.
Fl: Great tits, wow!
Me: Ty.
Fl: Oh, what a lovely smile!
Me: Ty.
Fl: I love your accent!
Me: Ty.
Fl: I bet you have a big ass.
Me: Well, I sure have.
Fl: I bet you have a pink pussy.
Me: ........ (I should've said no, I have a neon green pussy)
Fl: Show ass pls.
Me: (general chat about how he'd be better off tipping me or taking me pvt so we can have fun and he can enjoy those things he mentioned)
Fl: Show it pls.
Me: ............
Fl: You're BORING!!!!! (logs off before I can ban him)
I know, it's not too much, but it's annoying, it's stupid and it's shit:D
lolabunny
04-12-2012, 07:19 AM
Last night was something else lol
..
In prv:
ass#1:doggy bb
me:"positions in doggy"
ass#1: play with pussy
me: "playing with my pussy in that position"
ass#1: Face in camera
me: "BAN"
ass#2: Is 5 inches okay or is it too small
me: ummmmm do u want me to say its small (confused if its a sph guy lol)
WhatNOW
04-12-2012, 08:00 AM
Idiot: You should totally do a raffle and the prize be a lunch date with you and with the money you make off the tickets you should buy their plane ticket. *hits head on desk* lol yes because I like working my ass off for money just to give it all away. HAHAHAHAH YES YES I MUST DO THIS
Incantatious
04-12-2012, 08:07 AM
OMG that is horrific!!!
I read somewhere about a site being shut down in Japan because it was all clips of girls murdering bunny rabbits. Crushing, but also strangling, throwing against walls.....
Men are fucked up.
Men are fucked up? If it was girls doing it, them bitches be fucked!
justanothercamgirl
04-12-2012, 02:18 PM
asshat: *tips 6 GOLD*
asshat: show me your tits
me: I don't flash in free
asshole: Take off your shirt then!
me: For $6 GOLD? No.
asshole: You are nothing but a money grubbing whore!
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I love that it is never because they are cheap assholes that wanted to pay me $6 to flash my monstrously large tits in free chat to a roomful of people. Instead, it is all because I am a money grubbing whore.
Call me whatever you'd like, I am still the girl with the epic tits that you never got to see. ;)
HighHeelHottie
04-12-2012, 02:54 PM
75% of the way through a 30 minute cam show, a guy told me I had a huge head but no brain...
On a side note, I wish that there was a way that I could send different video feeds to certain guys. That way whenever a free peeker (I can always tell who is a free peeker) comes in, I'd immediately change my video to a picture of a dick with herpes all over it that's oozing green puss. Instant boner kill!
Glasses
04-12-2012, 04:32 PM
"Don't worry, I don't want to see you naked."
Okay, now I am worried.
~Carmen~
04-12-2012, 05:28 PM
75% of the way through a 30 minute cam show, a guy told me I had a huge head but no brain...
On a side note, I wish that there was a way that I could send different video feeds to certain guys. That way whenever a free peeker (I can always tell who is a free peeker) comes in, I'd immediately change my video to a picture of a dick with herpes all over it that's oozing green puss. Instant boner kill!
I love that idea!
sillykitty
04-12-2012, 06:05 PM
Last night I had a guy talking about how he's too charming to pay, and he respects women, and I'm different, and can I get skype show $5 bb?
So respectful. Lemme tell you. I really felt like a person.
roast
04-12-2012, 08:26 PM
ass#2: Is 5 inches okay or is it too small
me: ummmmm do u want me to say its small (confused if its a sph guy lol)
I was just discussing this dilemma with some people. Im sure we've all been like well if youre saying it is anything under 17inches and not giving me anything at all to go on, youre into SPH? :shrug: but then we get it wrong. Nonconsensual and accidental SPH - ruining every man's cock-selfesteem, one camgirl at a time.
WhatNOW
04-12-2012, 08:30 PM
75% of the way through a 30 minute cam show, a guy told me I had a huge head but no brain...
On a side note, I wish that there was a way that I could send different video feeds to certain guys. That way whenever a free peeker (I can always tell who is a free peeker) comes in, I'd immediately change my video to a picture of a dick with herpes all over it that's oozing green puss. Instant boner kill!
Actually there is! lol Whenever I would get bored on streamate I would change it to a pic of justin bieber's scrunchy face with the words did you fart!?(i wish I could find that pic) I was able to create new options under my webcam software under avatar and I could change it at will. What's funny is I actually got a few privates because of that pic. lmao
HighHeelHottie
04-12-2012, 09:17 PM
Actually there is! lol Whenever I would get bored on streamate I would change it to a pic of justin bieber's scrunchy face with the words did you fart!?(i wish I could find that pic) I was able to create new options under my webcam software under avatar and I could change it at will. What's funny is I actually got a few privates because of that pic. lmao
Lol! That's hilarious! Yeah, I think you can do it on ManyCam, but I wish there was a way to only send it to the free peekers. Like if I could click on their name, and then click "send herpes dick." Or else, it'd just make the guy who is planning on doing a long private with me, leave the show, because I killed his boner lol
Seductive
04-13-2012, 01:20 AM
I was just discussing this dilemma with some people. Im sure we've all been like well if you're saying it is anything under 17inches and not giving me anything at all to go on, you're into SPH? :shrug: but then we get it wrong. Nonconsensual and accidental SPH - ruining every man's cock-selfesteem, one camgirl at a time.
THIS. When guys ask about their penis size without any indication of what they want, I feel like I'm playing a guessing game where if I lose, I lose an hour long private with a fetish guy.
Guy: bb is 5 inches too small or is good?
Me: Its certainly not below average if that's what you mean. Unless you're into that and you want it to be tiny. Yes, your tiny baby cock could never satisfy my insatiable vagina. Muwahahaha! Nothing less than 20 inches will please me!!!!
Guy: what
Me: Oh shit. I mean, OH WOW LOOK AT THAT MONSTER COCK. MMMMMM, I WANT YOU IN MY PUSSY NOW BABY.
cvarga
04-13-2012, 01:51 AM
I'm pretty sure these two has been said over and over but I don't feel like reading through 64 pages ===> "hey bb" and "hru".
I've taken to sending my message of irritation by responding in equally annoying terms, "liek omg, so soz, i dun text n dun kno wat u r x'ing, rumadbro?" and "Plox spek Englis".
justanothercamgirl
04-13-2012, 06:58 AM
Guy: bb is 5 inches too small or is good?
Me: Its certainly not below average if that's what you mean. Unless you're into that and you want it to be tiny. Yes, your tiny baby cock could never satisfy my insatiable vagina. Muwahahaha! Nothing less than 20 inches will please me!!!!
Guy: what
Me: Oh shit. I mean, OH WOW LOOK AT THAT MONSTER COCK. MMMMMM, I WANT YOU IN MY PUSSY NOW BABY.
Oh my god, I just laughed so hard at this I think I pulled something. :)
anonymous camgirl
04-13-2012, 08:16 AM
Yep I usually say .. well what is the right answer?? and what kinda show do you want?? do you like roleplay??
THIS. When guys ask about their penis size without any indication of what they want, I feel like I'm playing a guessing game where if I lose, I lose an hour long private with a fetish guy.
Guy: bb is 5 inches too small or is good?
Me: Its certainly not below average if that's what you mean. Unless you're into that and you want it to be tiny. Yes, your tiny baby cock could never satisfy my insatiable vagina. Muwahahaha! Nothing less than 20 inches will please me!!!!
Guy: what
Me: Oh shit. I mean, OH WOW LOOK AT THAT MONSTER COCK. MMMMMM, I WANT YOU IN MY PUSSY NOW BABY.
HighHeelHottie
04-13-2012, 09:27 AM
The other day, I had a guy in my room who didn't speak good English, and he told me to show him my tits. I told him that I only flashed for tips, and he replied with "bye." But he stuck around in my room, I guess thinking that I'd be like "oh no! Please don't go!" I blocked him and did him a favor.
I've also had a lot of guys lately who decide to ignore me when I tell them to tip for requests, so when they ask a 2nd time, I ask "Did you send me gold?" I ask it in in a way to once again remind them that they haven't tipped, but one guy thought that I was asking because I couldn't tell when he sent gold. He replied with "yes." I double checked my earnings (which hadn't changed) and then blocked him.
HighHeelHottie
04-13-2012, 09:37 AM
Here's a gem from when I first started camming:
My first few months as a cam girl, I would always stand up and show my ass to whoever asked. After many days of waking up with a sore back or sore legs, from getting up and down so much, I decided to put up pics and tell the guys to refer to that. One guy came in begging to see my body, and I told him to refer to my pics. He replied with "You must be American, because you're lazy." So, um, people in other countries work for free? I'm pretty sure he doesn't tell his boss (if he even had a job) "I'm going to work for free this week, because I don't want you to think that I'm lazy!"
anonymous camgirl
04-13-2012, 09:51 AM
lol I just started standing up in free chat never needed to before .. in the last 10 yrs haha.. but when things slowed down due to the recession i stand up every once in awhile but not always.. just when i feel like it or I haven't gotten a show in awhile. and i heard that before.. you must be lazy because you are an american..On the contrary, I have been led to believe americans are some of the hardest working people in the world.. They work way more than they take holidays or have leisure time compared to other companies.. so he is wrong.
LaceyCummings
04-13-2012, 01:06 PM
OMG so the deal with the devil guy came back and got a fairly long exclusive with me today! I didn't even realize it was him until I asked him to turn on his cam.
sorry my cam does not work
I know
but instead do you promise to somehow magically switch bodies? so it outloud. I promise
ty
mmm
cool has successfully sent you $50.00 of GOLD.
WHAT?! AGAIN?! And he said that he'd be back. I don't know how stupid or annoying this is, sorry, it's just really entertaining. I love how he offered we switch bodies "instead" since his cam wasn't working. I tried to provoke him to tell me more about his fantasy, but he wouldn't say anything.
Cam_Model_Jess
04-13-2012, 01:19 PM
75% of the way through a 30 minute cam show, a guy told me I had a huge head but no brain...
On a side note, I wish that there was a way that I could send different video feeds to certain guys. That way whenever a free peeker (I can always tell who is a free peeker) comes in, I'd immediately change my video to a picture of a dick with herpes all over it that's oozing green puss. Instant boner kill!
Do you have a Logitech webcam? If so, you can drag-and-drop pics into the "privacy screen." Then all you have to do is push one button and they just see a picture of whatever you choose instead of your video feed. }:D
Of course, it wouldn't be appropriate if there were other paying customers... but it's the beginning of a plan...
And... make sure you don't put any copyrighted photos in there.
Rosexxxx
04-13-2012, 04:10 PM
I got this one the other night. I was doing a gold show and this guy yelled out make it lower and left before I could ban him. The next night he comes into my chat
room and says why don't you do 1.00 cam shows? Wtf!
I banned his cheap ass!
PrincessLuna
04-13-2012, 04:32 PM
Guy: can u lick ur toy
Me: Can I? Yes.
Guy: may you/ lol
Me: Wasn't teaching you English; just letting you know I do have that ability.
Guy: yea do it now then we'll go pvt
Me: OH! You want it for free!? Then no, no toy licking.
Guy: ur a bitch no wonder ur never in pvt
Ba-ba-ba-BANNED
Things like that always crack me up. "You're never going to make any money!" Really? Really now? By the time this guy came in I had already been on for a couple of hours and spent over 60% of it in private. It's so amazing how these guys try to bring us down when really they're the pathetic broke ones begging for freebies. Can't get me today! <3
KillKeely
04-13-2012, 05:14 PM
*regular tips 700 tokens*
regular:thanks for being amazing i am going to bed gnite
FREELOADER: 700 TOKENS SHOW TITS
FL: SHOW SHOW
FL: PUSSY
regular: its not for that
FL: IM LEAVIN U NO MAKE NO MONEYZ
FL: RETARD TOKEN HORE
bant
smh -.-"
i hate when 'freeloaders' demand for other ppls tips >.<
anonymous camgirl
04-13-2012, 05:22 PM
OH yea i love it cuz i have consistently made over 1 grand a week for 10 yrs.. and they tell me good luck with getting shows or no wonder you are never in pvt..lol
Guy: can u lick ur toy
Me: Can I? Yes.
Guy: may you/ lol
Me: Wasn't teaching you English; just letting you know I do have that ability.
Guy: yea do it now then we'll go pvt
Me: OH! You want it for free!? Then no, no toy licking.
Guy: ur a bitch no wonder ur never in pvt
Ba-ba-ba-BANNED
Things like that always crack me up. "You're never going to make any money!" Really? Really now? By the time this guy came in I had already been on for a couple of hours and spent over 60% of it in private. It's so amazing how these guys try to bring us down when really they're the pathetic broke ones begging for freebies. Can't get me today! <3
ManyRoses
04-13-2012, 06:29 PM
THIS. When guys ask about their penis size without any indication of what they want, I feel like I'm playing a guessing game where if I lose, I lose an hour long private with a fetish guy.
Guy: bb is 5 inches too small or is good?
Me: Its certainly not below average if that's what you mean. Unless you're into that and you want it to be tiny. Yes, your tiny baby cock could never satisfy my insatiable vagina. Muwahahaha! Nothing less than 20 inches will please me!!!!
Guy: what
Me: Oh shit. I mean, OH WOW LOOK AT THAT MONSTER COCK. MMMMMM, I WANT YOU IN MY PUSSY NOW BABY.
SO MUCH THIS!
Especially because I say in my profile that I love doing SPH, I get a lot of it, so I always expect that guys who don't come in bragging about their 10in "thick huge cocks" must be after SPH! This was made so much worse when I had a guy who wanted SPH but who had an average sized cock! He goes on about how he wants SPH, and then turns his cam on, and I just couldn't convincingly rip on his 7" dick! "Haahahahaha - what a pathetically...larger than the technical average dick. You loser - only having the norm! Normal dick!" Like, wtf?
I'm sure that I have hideously offended guys by accident - and it is ALWAYS 5". Why 5"??? Thats not really small enough that I would consider it SPH-worthy, I mean, damn, thats average! But seeing as all of our customers have freakishly large dongs, its small by comparison....
I wish that SPH guys would just all sit down together and agree to come right out and say it! "Hey bb, want to come laugh at my tiny loser dick!?" I would understand that. There is no confusion there! But "Is 5 inches too small?" I don't know what you want me to say!!! Maybe I should be honest about it. "Well dear, for me, yes, it is too small. Especially as my special skills relate to ramming a foot of silicone down my throat - I don't really feel like I can adequately display my talents on your slightly-smaller-than-average-dick. However, my partner enjoys it when the men we bring home have average penises, as its easier to dp with a little dick, and he likes seeing how much bigger he looks next to them. Does that answer your annoying pointless question?!?!?"
ManyRoses
04-13-2012, 06:37 PM
Some of my more recent dumbassery:
"Omg bb, you are just so much fun to hang out with!"
"Oh, but I'm so much more fun in pvt!"
...silence
"Or, I don't mind if guys hang out and just have fun as long as they are tipping..."
"No, you are too fun to pay for"
Ummmm - logic fail! What, only the boring women are worth paying for? huuuuuh?
"How much to see tits?"
"You'll get a little flash for 5gold or more. Look, its right there in my room topic"
Moron51 has tipped you $1 Gold
"Thanks Moron51!"
"Now show me your tits!"
"I need another 4gold before I'll show tits"
"You fucking rip off bitch. I already paid you."
My latest favorite:
"You should do a gold show!"
"Sorry, I'm not doing goldshows today!"
"Whhhhyyyyyy? Do a gold show!"
" No, just privates today"
"But you would make so much money if you did a gold show!!"
STOP telling me to do gold shows because you want a cheap show!! If I am doing a show, its because I am bored, and feel like it. If it is really really busy in my room, I may throw one in there, but if you are one of three people currently in there on a slow tuesday, I'm not going to waste the next 20 mins setting up and failing at gold show after gold show. Fuck off...
justanothercamgirl
04-13-2012, 06:53 PM
i hate when 'freeloaders' demand for other ppls tips >.<
That kills me too! What level of entitlement does a guy have to have to believe that he can ask you do things because other people have tipped you money? I have even had people ARGUE with the person who tipped about what they wanted to see.
*tips GOLD*
custie: Can I see your feet, bb?
freeloader: Forget feet. Tits! Tits! Tits!
I wiggle my feet at the camera, as per what the person who TIPPED requested
freeloader: Stupid whore! You got GOLD. Show us your tits already!
Timor
04-13-2012, 07:08 PM
Me: hey guys, logging off, been a bit of a slow night tonight so hopefully next time is better! *waves bye*
Loser: aw wait don't leave, show tits show azz turn around (proceeds to flood room with 'do this and I'll go private)
Me: ......
Loser: why you leaving
Loser: why
Loser: why
Loser: answer whore
Me: BECAUSE ASSHOLES LIKE YOU DON'T PAY ME.
*all freeloading assholes*: oh that's how it works? You get paid?
*proceeds to burn down the Internet with a banning spree*
HighHeelHottie
04-13-2012, 07:16 PM
*regular tips 700 tokens*
regular:thanks for being amazing i am going to bed gnite
FREELOADER: 700 TOKENS SHOW TITS
FL: SHOW SHOW
FL: PUSSY
regular: its not for that
FL: IM LEAVIN U NO MAKE NO MONEYZ
FL: RETARD TOKEN HORE
bant
smh -.-"
i hate when 'freeloaders' demand for other ppls tips >.<
OMG! I hate these guys too! I've had guys who want to see my tits and I tell them it's 10 gold, and then a regular will tip $5 gold for the hell of it (this is all in classic chat, so they aren't seeing what each other said) and then tit guy will go "So I can see your tits if I send $5 gold?" I always tell them that each request is separate. I don't let guys pitch in for tits, like I'm a fucking carpool.