View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
DeepThoughts
03-13-2018, 09:12 AM
SomeGuy: Rigman my dick got so hard Ivan your it in you hot ovenht now I have to get somcan you show me your sexy picture e money for my truck then.
Any idea what this guy was trying to tell me??
This was Paid Chat and he left shortly afterwards.
kamiliam
03-13-2018, 02:41 PM
SomeGuy: Rigman my dick got so hard Ivan your it in you hot ovenht now I have to get somcan you show me your sexy picture e money for my truck then.
Any idea what this guy was trying to tell me??
This was Paid Chat and he left shortly afterwards.
if i were to guess, he is a trucker an and is really horny. He wants to see your "oven" aka pussy so he can stop being horny by masturbating in his truck.
Snowy0Star
03-17-2018, 12:50 AM
I got this gem on MFC
I'm horny as fucc n smoking phatt bowls of meth before Jacc in off none stop too u
what i found funny is that hes a basic maybe if he wasnt a drug addict he would be able to buy tokens lol
DeepThoughts
03-17-2018, 04:29 AM
^^ I have a few really high spenders who are meth addicts. I mean I think its meth, I never ask I just watch them smoke it and play with their soft dicks until they are out of credit to spend but not all addicts are broke!
Sunnylexie
03-20-2018, 11:22 PM
I was doing a Gold show that was all about ass (doggie, reverse cowgirl), and there was a guy who kept demanding that I give him the frontal view of pussy. I'd have to spend a good minute moving my stuff around and changing the cam angle back and forth, so I did it in the very end - not a direct frontal, but somewhat from the downside.
After the show, he went back in the free chat to type "NO frontal pussy - I'm not coming back". Oy vey, I'm gonna miss you and your $1.75 a pop. Get yourself a damn Exclusive.
Marina Starr
03-21-2018, 07:42 AM
Fuckboy: can we chat for free?
Hoe: this is NOT 'Plenty of Fish'.
http://i68.tinypic.com/miccb5.gif
Diamond Dust
03-21-2018, 09:23 PM
This guy the other day was doing that thing where they sneakily try to get you to talk dirty in free chat. He's done shows with me before, but nothing lucrative as he never stays particularly long. He always talks about meeting up with guys he meets online and via Grindr, and this time he said in free chat that he was meeting up with one of them shortly. I said something like "come on in then, I'd love to talk about the fun you're going to have with him" and he was like "no I have to go soon, just tell me what you think I should do." I knew he wanted me to tell him specifically what sexual things he should do with this guy, or that there was no guy in the first place and he just wanted to fantasize about it for free. But I pretended to be clueless and acted like he just wanted to know whether I thought he should go through with it or not. So I said "okay then, I definitely think you should go for it. Let me know how it goes next time I see you. You have my blessing" and I made that cross sign with my hand out like priests do. Then he left lolololol.
Yeah that's right, fuck off, I thought. If a guy is genuinely curious and asking questions to get a feel for what a private/exclusive shows are like then I'll humor him for a while, but after a point I just start playing dumb and totally clueless or blatantly trolling them with sarcastic answers or the most boner-killer shit I can think of. I also recently got a "what's your fantasy" guy which, again, would have been a great question had he asked it in PAID chat. I said one of my biggest fantasies is going to the White House and buttfucking Donald Trump with a big rubber dick, then taking all his money. It's really just a thinly veiled attempt to get you to talk dirty to them for free under the guise that they're being really considerate and wanting to know YOUR fantasies and what YOU like, not like "all the other guys" who only care about what they themselves are into. I'd be happy to tell them what fantasies turn me on, but not for free.
AuroraJade
03-22-2018, 01:31 AM
Hi how are you. When can we play?
I am doing great!
We can when I am online. I am going online in about 10 minutes.
Oh. Well I'm on the east coast. Vermont. I can be here any night between 8 and midnight.
Yeah dude good for you but I am not and I am not going to stay awake until 1am for you. I am online when I am online. I update my schedule every week and I dont care about your stupid time zone.
Bananabunny
03-22-2018, 09:43 PM
An ex regular who decided to stop spending on me today told me "well it feels kinda wrong to pay a camgirl for sexual interaction, it's the litte sister of prostitution".
Bitch fuck you that's how I pay my bills?!
Also if he really lowkey dislikes ~~""""the sister of prostitution""""~~ then whyyYY the fuckkKK you still here?? Get yourself a fuckgirl or whatever who is willing to fuck with you for free LOL
Fiera
03-23-2018, 04:46 PM
God how I hate those grifters! They think they're so smart!
Whenever I get questions like "What would you do to me in pvt" I answer "I'd make you pay!"
PS: Long time lurker, first time poster. Ty ladies for existing, reading your posts makes me feel less alone when camming!
This guy the other day was doing that thing where they sneakily try to get you to talk dirty in free chat. He's done shows with me before, but nothing lucrative as he never stays particularly long. He always talks about meeting up with guys he meets online and via Grindr, and this time he said in free chat that he was meeting up with one of them shortly. I said something like "come on in then, I'd love to talk about the fun you're going to have with him" and he was like "no I have to go soon, just tell me what you think I should do." I knew he wanted me to tell him specifically what sexual things he should do with this guy, or that there was no guy in the first place and he just wanted to fantasize about it for free. But I pretended to be clueless and acted like he just wanted to know whether I thought he should go through with it or not. So I said "okay then, I definitely think you should go for it. Let me know how it goes next time I see you. You have my blessing" and I made that cross sign with my hand out like priests do. Then he left lolololol.
Yeah that's right, fuck off, I thought. If a guy is genuinely curious and asking questions to get a feel for what a private/exclusive shows are like then I'll humor him for a while, but after a point I just start playing dumb and totally clueless or blatantly trolling them with sarcastic answers or the most boner-killer shit I can think of. I also recently got a "what's your fantasy" guy which, again, would have been a great question had he asked it in PAID chat. I said one of my biggest fantasies is going to the White House and buttfucking Donald Trump with a big rubber dick, then taking all his money. It's really just a thinly veiled attempt to get you to talk dirty to them for free under the guise that they're being really considerate and wanting to know YOUR fantasies and what YOU like, not like "all the other guys" who only care about what they themselves are into. I'd be happy to tell them what fantasies turn me on, but not for free.
BadBitch
03-23-2018, 06:31 PM
^^ I have a few really high spenders who are meth addicts. I mean I think its meth, I never ask I just watch them smoke it and play with their soft dicks until they are out of credit to spend but not all addicts are broke!
I have a Skype regular who fucking smokes meth. It's so fucking uncomfortable to watch!
Scorpio Girl
03-23-2018, 07:55 PM
I was doing a Gold show that was all about ass (doggie, reverse cowgirl), and there was a guy who kept demanding that I give him the frontal view of pussy. I'd have to spend a good minute moving my stuff around and changing the cam angle back and forth, so I did it in the very end - not a direct frontal, but somewhat from the downside.
After the show, he went back in the free chat to type "NO frontal pussy - I'm not coming back". Oy vey, I'm gonna miss you and your $1.75 a pop. Get yourself a damn Exclusive.
Have you ever noticed it's the guys who tip in the minimum for the gold show that are always the most demanding? That is how it usually always is for me and the guys who tip in way more are usually not demanding at all and just give complements.
Cutie101
03-23-2018, 09:31 PM
New idiot, buys a $50 credits package, he ends them in the first 10 minutes. Comes in freechat: "Wait, is this paid per minute? I thought is a montly subscription! Fucking rip off!".
No comment.
DeepThoughts
03-24-2018, 01:21 AM
Have you ever noticed it's the guys who tip in the minimum for the gold show that are always the most demanding? That is how it usually always is for me and the guys who tip in way more are usually not demanding at all and just give complements.
YASSSSSSSSS!!!!!! Every time I have a gold show with some huge spender tipping me 25 over and over I get some dumb ass who tipped the minimum asking me to do the exact opposite of what the high tipper wants! I dont even acknowledge them anymore! Just click on the name of your high tipper and then you can only see what he types and not what the rest of the fucking wankers are saying!
LoraDoll
03-24-2018, 03:03 AM
Have you ever noticed it's the guys who tip in the minimum for the gold show that are always the most demanding? That is how it usually always is for me and the guys who tip in way more are usually not demanding at all and just give complements.
I m not on Sm, and I dont do Gs, but that s right: cheap people are always cheap and needy. A guy who have the $ to spend valuable time, wont bitch and demand around, but all the others - like 999/1000... can t do anything but shit.
Even in pvs, if the loser have like 2$ let s say, he hesitates forever, sitting in rooms for weeks wondering, on wich model should he spend that 2$. What ll he get for his 2$ and how fast? And ofc, they want to get everything fast as possible, and maybe they dont even need to spend the whole 2$. Haha!!!! This is how the majority of them thinking.
DeepThoughts
03-24-2018, 03:23 AM
Even in pvs, if the loser have like 2$ let s say, he hesitates forever, sitting in rooms for weeks wondering, on wich model should he spend that 2$. What ll he get for his 2$ and how fast? And ofc, they want to get everything fast as possible, and maybe they dont even need to spend the whole 2$. Haha!!!! This is how the majority of them thinking.
OMG I just laughed so hard at this. Its so true! :D :D :D :D :P
Or they say shit like "I would take you private but your so gorgeous your probably gonna make me cum in two minutes". :D We all know that is guy talk for " Im broke!"
StellaPurr
03-24-2018, 03:51 AM
I constantly get dummies asking me to put the head of my hitachi wand up my pussy. When i tell them it won't fit/doesn't work like that they're like "bb just try" so I just say ok fine and put it up to my pussy and pretend to try to fit it in for a few minutes even though it's so obvious it will never fit lol
LoraDoll
03-24-2018, 04:13 AM
OMG I just laughed so hard at this. Its so true! :D :D :D :D :P
Or they say shit like "I would take you private but your so gorgeous your probably gonna make me cum in two minutes". :D We all know that is guy talk for " Im broke!"
U know nothing.
This, for example: If a guy says in free: "take off panty bb, than pvt" -> actually that guy is NOT bullshitting. Big chance, he ll keep his promise. And u ll get rich !!!
An idiot educated me today (in pvt, surprisingly) : "I never enter to a pvt, without one condition: the modell should take off her clothes in free chat first" (on pvt based site)
I ask wtf? He responds: "its about trust". And it s a "win - win".
I asked wtf dude, dont ever think that any model who u see online ll actually "trust" u.
Any moron who comes to our free room just to beg and demand, make us "trust them" - yea. !!!
He dont care we see bullshit like that 10.000.000.000 a day, no. He is THE MAN and he have the right, to make a model break the rules, make her trash herself, so finally he can fap.
Why the fuck they like to be a pain in the ass so much in these days?
DeepThoughts
03-24-2018, 04:38 AM
^^ Like these morons believe they just need to Mansplain their postion and we will drop our panties! :D
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Sunnylexie
03-24-2018, 04:40 AM
I constantly get dummies asking me to put the head of my hitachi wand up my pussy. When i tell them it won't fit/doesn't work like that they're like "bb just try"
That! Or "come on, it's gonna be fun". Yeah dude, why don't we try it on your ass first, then?
While I totally admit there are ladies able to fit something that big in their coochie, whoever suggests doing it with a Hitachi has never tried it on themselves. It will leave your fingers numb and swollen if you try holding the vibrating head with your hand; as for a vagina, it could probably turn it into a bloody smoothie.
Fiera
03-26-2018, 05:14 PM
I sometimes wonder just how unfamiliar some guys are with female (and human) anatomy. Got this gem today:
"Weeone222: Umm wanna bend u over and deive deep into u til u spit my cum from your mouth"
Internal organs, who needs them? :)))
BadBitch
03-27-2018, 06:09 PM
I constantly get dummies asking me to put the head of my hitachi wand up my pussy. When i tell them it won't fit/doesn't work like that they're like "bb just try" so I just say ok fine and put it up to my pussy and pretend to try to fit it in for a few minutes even though it's so obvious it will never fit lol
Girl! I had a regular who always wanted me to do this. He thought he knew exactly how the female anatomy worked. I'd waste his mother fucking time "trying" to get it in my pussy. I had him going for an hour once! Dumb fucks! LOL!
Genoveve
03-28-2018, 10:06 PM
doofus: damn you gorgeous
3 min later when he came back after I booted him for camping out in my chatroom:
doofus: u ugly anyway
BadBitch
03-29-2018, 08:41 PM
CANNOT stand when they ask what color toe polish I have or "How's that ass look?"
Sunnylexie
03-30-2018, 05:03 AM
Girl! I had a regular who always wanted me to do this. He thought he knew exactly how the female anatomy worked. I'd waste his mother fucking time "trying" to get it in my pussy. I had him going for an hour once! Dumb fucks! LOL!
49698
Lmao another one! Extra points for reading my mind and giving me a kind permission to scream.
Cutie101
03-30-2018, 06:33 PM
Short story: This dude has been coming in my room, for a few months, with various nicknames, asking same shit question: "What if i give to my gf a big amount or money", eyc. Simmilar shit.
Now... I was in a "gimme a break" mood so I trolled him level 1000, till he got bored and left ;D;D;D
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BadBitch
03-30-2018, 08:43 PM
49698
Lmao another one! Extra points for reading my mind and giving me a kind permission to scream.
Jesus Christ. They are morons.
Fiera
04-02-2018, 02:03 PM
What's up with the adult wankers who just don't understand camming? Had so many idiots in their 30s and 40s ask me "You're here so much, you must be so lonely and really need sex, we're basically the same!" Umm, no we're not! This is my job! I spend 6-8 hrs online everyday because this is how I make money. Keeping regular hrs is how I pay my bills. I'd never fill my spare time with camming, my time offline is spent with my bf, family, friends pets, volunteering, working out etc. I'm their exact opposite actually! They spend so much time online because they're idiots with no social life and skills and zero emotional intelligence. Why is it so damn hard to understand this is a job like any other and not some stupid hobby.
You don't go to a restaurant and eat all the food for free because the chef might have been hungry and probably he/she likes to cook. And seeing adult men over 30 obsess like this really freaks me out. Grown ups should know better. SMH!
Bridgetxo
04-02-2018, 04:32 PM
^^I had someone the other day say I must be lonely because I am always online. They were like why are you online talking to strangers? It's because you are lonely. Uh no dude, it's because I'm trying to make money. I won't reach my goals being here for 1 or 2 hours per day. So many men think we are on these camsites because we are lonely and looking for a boyfriend. So many of them don't realize that we are all here for one thing-money!
DeepThoughts
04-04-2018, 05:18 AM
^^ Dont say it. It will probably make him cum. They're twisted like that........
AuroraJade
04-04-2018, 06:40 AM
I wasn't planning on really saying it, it was a funny thought :P
BadBitch
04-04-2018, 11:19 AM
Why dont you do anal?
Next time this guy asks this question for the 23439343th time I just going to tell him 'because I have bowel problems and might shit all over you, thats why not'
They'll then want that "dirty anal". Argh.
BadBitch
04-04-2018, 11:21 AM
Me to a guy who I did a show with once:
Hey. How are you? You ready for some fun?
Him: Mmm. Yes. I'm stroking now.
Me: Great. Let's go play.
He leaves.
Another guy comes in.
Him: I want you to say my name in pvt.
Me: Ok. Let's go.
Him: I can't go right now.
Why the fuck did these guys bother fucking logging in?!!!!
SapphireXO
04-04-2018, 11:44 AM
When I get asked for custom pictures...
Him: How much for a pic?
Me: 225 tokens for 3 pictures
Him: Well I have 500 tokens I can use
Me: Ok still the same amount. If you want previously taken pictures, I can do 6-10 pictures depending on what you want exactly.
Him: That is too much. I can get more for less.
The SAME username comes back a week later -
Buys a $22 worn outfit of mine for 2375 tokens ($237.50 cost to them) with a 2-4 minute video and 3 pictures in it.
Still fucking annoying *rolls eyes* I refuse to negotiate my prices most of the time. Glad I didn't lower my cost last week.
SoloDesire
04-06-2018, 06:31 AM
dicklayer0379: hello
Me: Hello ;-)
dicklayer0379: how are you beautiful
Me: I'm great! You?
dicklayer0379: im awesome now that im talking to you
Me: ;-)
dicklayer0379: how is everything going today
Me: Off to an okay start.
dicklayer0379: thats good how are you right now
Me: I'm fine. How many different ways are you going to ask the same question?
https://media.giphy.com/media/10dVnDzdGp6uje/giphy.gif
I swear, these men have ZERO social skills. I don't get paid enough to deal with this stupidity.
seashell
04-06-2018, 10:50 AM
"Do you want to see my cum rag again?"
"Let's put some more cummies in it!"
>_>
I'll pass...
SuperPookie
04-06-2018, 12:36 PM
^^^ lmao eeew
DahliaSimone
04-06-2018, 03:14 PM
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I....just....cant
DahliaSimone
04-06-2018, 03:14 PM
It was such a bad week, but at least that dumbshit made me laugh.....he sincerely thought it was a compliment, no mind that Paris Hilton looks like fuckin Big Bird....
SapphireXO
04-07-2018, 04:42 PM
HIM: can you humiliate me and force me to shit my diapers and treat me like a baby?
HIM: just force me to shit my diaper and humiliate me
God. I can’t deal tonight. I’m really trying not to say no to show requests. Keep in mind this client is a regular but keeps upping the ante with shit play. I refused to watch him eat his own shit and humiliate him. I just can’t. some things can’t be unseen.
Sunnylexie
04-09-2018, 10:51 AM
^^^ lmao eeew
Lol that made me think of the notorious cum box thread on Reddit (warning, may need eye bleach).
sexyadrienne
04-10-2018, 12:05 AM
What's up with all of these super controlling customers? I mean, are they even jacking themselves off when they are just barking commands?
Marina Starr
04-11-2018, 08:54 AM
regularturnedfreeloader: that was rude to eject me, i'm not gonna come back here again.
Hoe: good riddance! Don't let the door hit you.
***after I kicked his ass for parking in my room.
DeepThoughts
04-11-2018, 09:37 AM
my new annoyance is when Im doing a gold show and I no where close to my goal so its obviously not gonna start and some ass hole starts tipping in 1 buck at a time to set off my tip vibrator knowing that he isnt gonna have to pay!!
If your doing GS on SM and have a Tip Vibrator you know what Im talking about here! Lately I just take the thing out when they do this cause fuck them!
anouk.oui
04-14-2018, 03:40 AM
"hey bb nice body i wanna see you get naked"
"sure lets go pvt ;)"
"you got skype?"
:|
so many guys have the audacity to ask working camgirls for free skype performances like yeah right #fuckyoupayme
LoraDoll
04-16-2018, 10:07 AM
I wear light blue leggings, clearly visible.
Honig87: Are you wearing black leather leggings?
Snowy0Star
04-16-2018, 04:22 PM
i was sitting on the other side of my living room sitting on the (tiled) floor near the outlet shaving my head with the cam twised over therei come back to my cam area check the chaat log and saw ....
would love to se u piss on the floor
i fucking hate the kind of BBW fans who ask for farting burping and scat thinking were all these fat nasty gross ppl who will do anything like were that disprete or something and have no values morals or self respect
DeepThoughts
04-17-2018, 05:31 AM
^^ Im not BBW and they all ask me for that stuff as well. I dont think its personal its just that some men are flat out fucked up!
LoraDoll I LOL. They ALWAYS ask me this kind of stuff. :D It blows my mind!
sexyadrienne
04-17-2018, 06:52 AM
i was sitting on the other side of my living room sitting on the (tiled) floor near the outlet shaving my head with the cam twised over therei come back to my cam area check the chaat log and saw ....
would love to se u piss on the floor
i fucking hate the kind of BBW fans who ask for farting burping and scat thinking were all these fat nasty gross ppl who will do anything like were that disprete or something and have no values morals or self respect
I really don't understand those people either. I really do think they request those kinds of shows out of boredom.
LoraDoll
04-17-2018, 11:42 AM
i was sitting on the other side of my living room sitting on the (tiled) floor near the outlet shaving my head with the cam twised over therei come back to my cam area check the chaat log and saw ....
would love to se u piss on the floor
Me too, I m not a BBW but I keep getting those requests all the time. I know it s a pain but dont take it personal. People ask for pee, shit, vomit and what not in my room too all the time. Sadly we can t do anything about it, we cant chose what people come to our room, and seems like there are just too many sick and twisted people wandering on the internet. I just wish they would find and entertain each other and leave us alone.