View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
MILFYfun
05-04-2018, 03:39 PM
oh boodles. I just fuck with him now. That song is the only thing he cares abut. Sometimes I remember the name of the song he likes and pretend like I am gonna play it, then remind him of the 20 million times he has asked for it and never paid. If I remember his story correctly he was a producer on the song. Kinda sad. I really only block if they are breaking rules, being an actual dick, or are gonna cost me money.
Don't get me wrong I get why everyone bans him, I just don't see a need to. At this point when I see him I just chuckle.
Yeah..I took the "it's the female brain" as a derogatory, sexist remark. Like he was saying; "You don't understand my garbled bullshit because you are a woman and therefore stupid, not because I am currently using the communication skills of a 5 year old." Honestly though I was in a bad mood last night, on a different night I prob wouldn't have blocked him over it either. I am really sensitive to any remark that I feel dehumanizes us or puts us down, but I won't lie, sometimes I get over sensitive to it too.
I am a ruthless blocker. I block if they annoy me, are into stuff I am not, if they seem kind of slow (i.e. not seeming to understand that I am talking to others not just them), and if they break the rules, or are rude. I use it to save time, because I want to be super efficient and encourage certain people, but not others. Most of the time its a business strategy, and not personal, because I don't want to ever sit in free chat more than 5-10 mins without a show. Last night was the first time in weeks/ a month that I sat for a full 10 mins without a show..on 3 occasions! Hence the awful mood :)
BadBitch
05-04-2018, 07:49 PM
Yeah..I took the "it's the female brain" as a derogatory, sexist remark. Like he was saying; "You don't understand my garbled bullshit because you are a woman and therefore stupid, not because I am currently using the communication skills of a 5 year old." Honestly though I was in a bad mood last night, on a different night I prob wouldn't have blocked him over it either. I am really sensitive to any remark that I feel dehumanizes us or puts us down, but I won't lie, sometimes I get over sensitive to it too.
I am a ruthless blocker. I block if they annoy me, are into stuff I am not, if they seem kind of slow (i.e. not seeming to understand that I am talking to others not just them), and if they break the rules, or are rude. I use it to save time, because I want to be super efficient and encourage certain people, but not others. Most of the time its a business strategy, and not personal, because I don't want to ever sit in free chat more than 5-10 mins without a show. Last night was the first time in weeks/ a month that I sat for a full 10 mins without a show..on 3 occasions! Hence the awful mood :)
But, what's his song? LOL!
someoldnoob
05-06-2018, 01:21 PM
when asking if they have a cam for me to watch (one of my saved free chat messages) "are you going pay me?"
"Let's go exclusive, baby"
Bananabunny
05-06-2018, 01:52 PM
I hate it when they give one token and say in the tipnote "test" and then bail. Like sorry do you want me to moan like crazy for that 5 cent?? FUCK you
MissAdriana
05-08-2018, 02:24 PM
Troll says " you look more like a B cup than a C. " Nowhere on my profile, comments, keywords ANYWHERE am I claiming to be a C cup, congrats dude you have eyes! Nobody thinks I look like a c cup. I don't. I have no idea where this statement comes from but its dumb. You look more like a freeloader than a CEO.
Marina Starr
05-09-2018, 09:52 AM
Freeloader: you are so sexy.
Hoe: The best compliment you can give me is GOLD!
Freeloader: my lines are gold.
*** Freeloader BLOCKED***
Smart ass comments in my room will get you BLOCKED. If you can tell me I'm sexy then you can show me you mean it by tipping or take me private.
Dick and compliments are worthless unless you $pend. Don't throw compliments, throw money!
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LoraDoll
05-09-2018, 01:25 PM
^^ YEA!!!! :flirt::flirt::flirt:
BiancaNorwood
05-10-2018, 03:42 PM
Him: Big ass?
Me: My default pic IS my ass. You seen it right before you came in here.
Oy.
SarahFable
05-11-2018, 04:49 AM
stripping is the same except in person... and they keep following you around askin stupid qs making u look busy infront of potential customers. till u get security
check out most annoying customer comment thread UGH THIS I had a guy clog up my chat for an hour, steamrolling other people coming into the room because he "wants a long term connection" then finally decided to do a whopping 5 min exclusive with me?
LoraDoll
05-11-2018, 05:36 AM
The guy who says shit like "I wanna spoil u so much, princess, ll u let me spoil u?"
I say ofc, go on. And he send 1$... I say, wow that s amazing my cut is a whole 0.4$ ... is that his idea to spoil someone?
So he sends 1$ ... and start to talk endlessly in free... like writing a novel - what I dont read. I say, why dont he enter pvt instead? He sends his generous 1$ again before leaving. I dont know... what these people thinking. Why do they keep bothering models when they clearly broke, and cannot do a thing.
MissCavalli
05-11-2018, 12:31 PM
Idiot: Hi sweetie long time no see how are you?
Me: Good good!
Idiot: Nice to hear... I feel like shit.
Me: Come talk all about it in excl!
Idiot: Yeah... That's it, i lost my job...
Idiot has logged off (reason: user was booted by model)
DO I LOOK LIKE I TALK FOR FREE ABOUT YOUR MISERABLE LIFE I DON'T GIVE SHIT ABOUT?!
Hell I've just saw your nasty dick before and had to tell you it was a fucking masterpiece!!
BadBitch
05-11-2018, 02:54 PM
On a phone sex call.
Him: What do you look like? (my profile is PLASTERED with my photos).
I tell him that I'm curvy.
He goes on to say how much he loves a fat girl fucking him from the back with a strap on.
I'm nowhere near "fat".
As he's cumming, he is yelling, "Come on, big girl. Fuck me!"
Now we see why you need to call a phone sex line to get off, asshole. You clearly lack social skills and the knowledge on how to speak to a woman properly.
magicgembliss
05-12-2018, 12:42 AM
Freeloader: you are so sexy.
Hoe: The best compliment you can give me is GOLD!
Freeloader: my lines are gold.
*** Freeloader BLOCKED***
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LMAO. I do this too but not without giggling. They know what they're doing, so they should take the consequences. You know they get booted left and right too. I swear, with some guys it's almost this masochistic, passive-aggressive game to see what they can get away with or how mean the model will get. These little bitches are trying to get free domination which is yet another reason you don't play into their drama.
magicgembliss
05-12-2018, 01:06 AM
''I can make you cum''
Cum is 30 minute minimum
''okay 20$''
20$ will get you like five minutes, so no cum
''I can make you cum''
I like money more than orgasms
''I can make you cum''
You literally can't
''Okay five minutes''
-sends payment-
-in show-
''Are you gonna cum''
Rather get stabbed in the eye thanks
I just had a new guy on Skype who wanted a foot show and I told him I was busy at the moment but my rate was $2/min, waiting to see if he had a long session in mind, otherwise I was not going back online for peanuts. He wanted only five minutes and I told him "no, my minimum is $20". He's like "no fair, I only need five minutes." Then he tried to argue more after I told him no one in a first world country is going to do sex work for $10 before I blocked him.
*facepalm*
What universe does guy live in? I'm not going back online, getting naked and doing a show for a complete stranger who's cheaping out over $10 already on our first exchange. No way. Hope he has luck in some other universe.
magicgembliss
05-12-2018, 01:17 AM
boodles7979 "can you song?"
me "I'm not sure what you mean boodles, are you asking for me to put on some music?"
boodles7979 "My song is for you song?"
me "Um, I still don't know what you are asking me boodles?"
boodles7979 "It's the female brain"
Wtf? Blocked, you incapable, fucking lacking, sexist, moron hahaha. #betamalebitch.
LMAO No one actually seems to get what alpha and beta are tho. That guy is an OMEGA, not a BETA.
Betas are like normal dudes, your average Joes. Alphas are the hot strong tall dudes everyone wants to bang.
Guys that are just the bottom of the barrel, ugly rejects, autistic losers etc are Omegas, not Betas.
Stop insulting Betas everyone, they are just average guys. It's the *omegas* that are the problem.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alpha_(ethology)#Beta_and_omega
anonamiss
05-14-2018, 12:42 AM
49886
this is how a very strange nearly-unintelligible 30 minute private started... I can't believe I just made like $70 on this guy.
during the rest of the show he proceeded to demand phrases like "pinch boohs" and "nipples eyes pls" from various closeup angles.
so i basically just squeezed my tits for half an hour while looking into the camera. i guess it was what he wanted? and i did it in total awkward silence unless i was trying to get clarification for what he was asking, lol. i was so relieved when he hit his daily limit and left.
fucking weird man.
MissCavalli
05-14-2018, 09:47 AM
WHYYYY do guys insist on writing you and asking 4000 questions about your show and you are kind to answer ALL of them and then they reply with "but I can't do the show now, how long are you online?"
WHY ARE THEY EVEN ON THE SITE IF THEY ARE NOT GOING TO WANK THEIR FUCKING DICKS?!
Fiera
05-14-2018, 04:26 PM
WHYYYY do guys insist on writing you and asking 4000 questions about your show and you are kind to answer ALL of them and then they reply with "but I can't do the show now, how long are you online?"
WHY ARE THEY EVEN ON THE SITE IF THEY ARE NOT GOING TO WANK THEIR FUCKING DICKS?!
I think they're just trying to jerk off in free chat, they imagine they can deflect our freeloader detector by asking so many questions. I've taken to kicking out members if I feel they're taking their sweet time with questions.
Also, questions like "what is your name?" when I clearly have a female name as my username, "what would you do to me in pvt" (take your money, lol) are an imediate reason for the ban hammer!
Fiera
05-14-2018, 04:58 PM
LMAO No one actually seems to get what alpha and beta are tho. That guy is an OMEGA, not a BETA.
Betas are like normal dudes, your average Joes. Alphas are the hot strong tall dudes everyone wants to bang.
Guys that are just the bottom of the barrel, ugly rejects, autistic losers etc are Omegas, not Betas.
Stop insulting Betas everyone, they are just average guys. It's the *omegas* that are the problem.
Hey, if we're not insulting "betas", let's not insult autistic people either. I've worked with autistic persons and one thing I can tell for sure is that the vast majority of members on camming sites are not on the autistic spectrum, they're just annoying entitled assholes. Autism is a disorder, male privilege is not!
seashell
05-15-2018, 03:32 AM
A guy tried to tell me last night that he knows more about camming than me, that he's been doing it longer than me. And that that means I should let him use PayPal.
LOL... does this shit ever work? I assume they jerk off while they're scamming us. Like a PayPal Fetish.
Girly_Girl
05-15-2018, 06:37 AM
Not sure if this is the right thread for this but it was too funny not to share...lol
This is what a member on sm commented in my room: "sometimes im so jealous u guys makelike 800 thousand a year
cam girls must make a ton lol"....like really dude? Wished that was true!
Do some guys REALLY believe we make a lot?
MissCavalli
05-15-2018, 08:07 AM
Lately my patience with these guys are zero.
Idiot: What's your snapchat?
Me: costs 50 gold to add me.
Idiot: *insertstupidsnapchatname* here is mine, add me if you want some real fun and look at a nice hard dick just for your own pleasure ;) This site costs money...
WTF?!
Marina Starr
05-15-2018, 03:50 PM
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Ginnyyy
05-16-2018, 02:47 AM
@seashell PayPal fetish LOL
Ginnyyy
05-16-2018, 03:18 AM
On Streamate, where we have the phone option in shows.
Dude who payed about 3 times for toys shows without even using the phone option, now at the end at the show he suddenly decides he wanna learn some social skills and talk more in-depth:
Dude: give me your phone number, please
Me: Hmmm, I ve never thought about selling my number
Dude: Will you give it to me?
Me: I make more from pay-per-minute, why would I shoot myself in the leg?
Dude: no need to sell it, here is my number *inserts number*
Me: How would I use your number if I don t sell mine...duh
Dude's IQ drops, the convo ends and has the time to write in public chat before logging off completely: "But I love you"
Beats me. That was odd.
Guy who visits my shows every time in a few months or more often in all my years of camming, just for toy shows frequently asks for WhatsApp and meeting me just because he knows me for so long. No, you don t get my # if you don t need it since you only talk sexual stuff. And he then stayed hours in a show to talk to me. Guess what, the next shows were again toy shows :) No, bruh, this is not the way!!
BadBitch
05-17-2018, 07:38 PM
On Streamate, where we have the phone option in shows.
Dude who payed about 3 times for toys shows without even using the phone option, now at the end at the show he suddenly decides he wanna learn some social skills and talk more in-depth:
Dude: give me your phone number, please
Me: Hmmm, I ve never thought about selling my number
Dude: Will you give it to me?
Me: I make more from pay-per-minute, why would I shoot myself in the leg? ��
Dude: no need to sell it, here is my number *inserts number*
Me: How would I use your number if I don t sell mine...duh
Dude's IQ drops, the convo ends and has the time to write in public chat before logging off completely: "But I love you"
Beats me. That was odd.
Guy who visits my shows every time in a few months or more often in all my years of camming, just for toy shows frequently asks for WhatsApp and meeting me just because he knows me for so long. No, you don t get my # if you don t need it since you only talk sexual stuff. And he then stayed hours in a show to talk to me. Guess what, the next shows were again toy shows :) No, bruh, this is not the way!!
I'm not trying to give you a hard time, but why didn't you just tell him that models are not allowed to exchange personal info with customers? That we have to check a box indicating such each time we log in?
I shoot the guys down immediately when they try to bring up phone numbers, meeting, emails, etc.
BadBitch
05-17-2018, 07:46 PM
Not sure if this is the right thread for this but it was too funny not to share...lol
This is what a member on sm commented in my room: "sometimes im so jealous u guys makelike 800 thousand a year
cam girls must make a ton lol"....like really dude? Wished that was true!
Do some guys REALLY believe we make a lot?
I really do think some guys think that. I think that's why they troll us; calling us "ugly" or "fat". They're insanely jealous.
SoloDesire
05-18-2018, 07:57 AM
I really hate that these tip vibes are a thing. I'll never own one because it gives guys a reason to be cheap.
Alex1621: Do you have gold activated beautifull?
Me: Does it look like I'm the type of girl to moan for $1?
Alex1621: ohh fiesta I like it
fiesty
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SuperPookie
05-18-2018, 08:09 AM
^^^preach!! Still nicer than I am when they ask lol.
Marina Starr
05-18-2018, 09:15 AM
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lexi lex
05-20-2018, 03:26 AM
Ok, so I'm on a site called talktome.com. Its a phone sex site, but it has a texting feature. This is a text conversation I had with a guy over the course of 6 hours. I don't have the very beginning, buts its still a bit long so strap in for an adventure. (Lexis inner thoughts)
3:43 am
Him: This stuff works better when you both feel a connection with each other.
Me: That is true
Him: I don't exactly know how to say what I want to lol.
Me: Lol, it's ok. You can take all the time to collect your thoughts into words.
Him: Just something along the lines of let's try to connect and have fun.
Him: But to connect it can t just be talking to you, it doesn't really work well that way. (He doesn't want to just talk in texting?)
Me:Then what do you suggest?
Him: It cant just be me talking to you, is what it's supposed to say. (What?)
Me: Ok? So what would you like to do then?
Him: talk (???? Didn't he just...)
Me: We can talk anytime.
4:28am
Him: Have you ever slept with a married person?
Me: yes (NO)
Him: Like paid sex or secret sex? (Did he just ask if I'm a hooker?)
Me: No, just a hookup with a hot guy who was clearly lookin to cheat.
5:38 am
Him: If I say let's get off together, but I dont think your that into me lol. (He's not wrong) So do you think you can get me to cum?
Me: Hmm, I can sure try. You a tit man, ass man?
Him: Tits, probably a little more. Do you like sending pics?
Me: I don't have pics on my phone, (Dont save nudes on the cloud.) but the site does have a few vids. If you want help getting off, I suggest checking them out.
Him: Why so cold?
Me: cold?
Him: Your pretty much just said, fuck off, go buy a $15 video of me.
Me: No, what I said was I don't keep nudes on my phone because people can steal them and blackmail you.
Him: No you told me to go to the website and buy a video if I want to get off. (Does he realize I can't make him buy anything?)
Me: You wanted visual aid, I offered it to you.
6:38
Him: All I asked is if you liked sending pics. (True) Some do. Now I feel pathetic and like I wasted my time. (The site literally advertises this feature as paid conversation. What was he expecting?)
Me: Sorry, I honestly don't have any pics to send. Unless you want a pic of my dog. I have tons of those. (Cutest fucking Chihuahua ever.)
Him: I know what it's really about. (Well that makes one of us.)
Him: Don't ever tell a guy you've been talking to for 2 hours (its been 3) to go buy a video of you if he wants to get off. It's insulting. Also you can charge for pics. (I don't have any pics on my phone. How many times do I have to say it?)
Me: Sorry if I hurt your feelings. I just don't have any pics. (No pics restatement #2)
Him: You don't get it (Clearly not.) and ultimately I was just trying to have fun. $40 gone (I did not get paid 40 for this, $5 maybe.) and leaving empty. Hope you enjoy it.
Me: It's sad really, (and here comes the sass }:D) we were having such a nice conversation till you got so sensitive over me trying to help. Sorry our talk end so emotional for you. (Yes I did just say that.)
Him: Trying to help by directing me to where I can pay $15 more dollars? Thanks. I probably am being sensitive. I spent $40 and actually feel worse at the end.
Me: Hey all I did was give you the option. (He wanted visuals.) You're the one who got offended at nothing.
Him: Ok, in terms you can understand, it's spending $40 on a game and then you get to the end and the game say I don't like you, give me $15 for the ending , that you cant play yourself but you can watch in the corner by yourself. (Does this analogy make sense to anybody? At all?)
Me: Lol, except you were paying for text only, like a great book. And then whined because you didn't get the movie for free.
7:43 am
Him: bad response
Me: Better analogy.
Him: Except it doesn't work. So not really.
Me: Except that's exactly how it works. You are texting me as in text. And then whined because I didn't bend backwards to get you free stuff. lol.
Him: I was upset because we had a good thing going (debatable) and then you told me to go to a website and pay $15 if I want to get off. The very least I though we'd sext. Your lack of empathy and gratitude just make it worse. (Yeah, I am enjoying pushing his buttons. Also gratitude for what?)
Me: We absolutly could have sexted, but you wanted visuals. Since I don't save nudes to the cloud, (No pics restatement #3) I offered you an alternative. You don't have to take anything you don't want.
Him: ng (?) people that are mad usually just want to feel understood.
Him: Well you handled it poorly (}:D) and I probably was too sensitive, I lash out if I feel like I'm being taken advantage of. Now I'm down another $10 from arguing.
Me: Oh, I did try to understand you, (I really did.) but your logic is super skewed. But I will be fair and say that I tend to get snide when I feel like I'm being taken advantage of.
Him: Not sure how I'm taking advantage of you when your the one making money quickly. (lol not that quickly)
Me: Dude, red flags go up so fast when people get pissy after being denied free stuff.
Him: You probably should give me free stuff at this point. (I literally just said..:banghead:)
Me: Lol, I could if I had anything to give. But as I have said before, I don't save sexy photos on the cloud. (No pics restatement #4)
Him: Discord minutes or something I dunno. (OH HELL NO)
Me: With all due respect, (which isn't much) I don't want to do a show with you.
Him: Jesus can you me feel worse. It's your karma dude, (karma? What?) I kept talking to you cause I hoped we could fix it.
Me: Dude, be honest, do you really think we'd have a good time?
Him: Probably, cause I've never not had a good time camming and girls seem to really like me. (Suuuuure)
Me: Really? I'll take that with a pinch of salt, but I'll keep it in mind.
Him: No you won't, (true) I'm not dumb. (debatable) But it would if been smart of you long term to do damage control.
Me: Damage control?
9:26am
Him: I feel like shit after talking to you, I'm down $50. (Then why do you keep messaging back?) I got nothing to show for it. I spent extra trying to resolve, (bull) but you have no gratitude or appreciation for anything. (Appreciation for what?)
Me: Ok you didn't try to resolve anything. If I stress you out and you don't want to talk, then why do you keep talking. (I think he just wants to be right.)
Me: Also when have you ever seen someone show gratitude to someone being rude to them? You're literaly that whiny guy at the customer service counter.
Him: There are no whiny guys at the customer service counter at quality stores, (bullshit) because management understands them and knows how to makes them feel understood and calm.
Me: Oh, there it is. When you can't find the asshole at the party then its probably you. Same goes for whiny guys at customer service.
10:15am
Him: I like to see who someone is and how they handle situations. Inner beauty is attractive to me. Should of did the right thing dude.
Me: Well, that we have in common. I also require inner beauty, too bad I couldn't find any in you. I suppose that my way of living just doesn't mesh with you. I'm sweet and polite, but I refuse to be anyones doormat. (Its true. I live a "Do no harm, but take no shit" kind of life.)
Me: Piece of advise for your future endeavors; if you want a woman to be your submissive bitch, then message some one who advertises as a sub.
Him: I want a woman that doesn't take advantage of me and treats me fairly. Guess I'll look elsewere.
Me: And I want a man who doesn't try to take advantage of me and respects my right to say no. Guess I'll look elsewere too.Bye.
And that's where the connection ended. This literally went from 3:43am - 11:15am. I legit don't understand at all, but his obsessive need to be right is so funny to me.
Also I found this 1 star review he gave.
"Had am issue come up, literally could not of done a worse job handling it. Liked some things initially and wanted to like her and talk regularly. Terrible experience. All the bad qualities you hear about with girls that do this stuff."
But because I have had so many 5 star reviews his comment didn't even make a dent in my rating. Still 5 stars bitch,lol.
Ginnyyy
05-20-2018, 05:43 AM
I'm not trying to give you a hard time, but why didn't you just tell him that models are not allowed to exchange personal info with customers? That we have to check a box indicating such each time we log in?
I shoot the guys down immediately when they try to bring up phone numbers, meeting, emails, etc.
Hey, no worries. I like to make conversations when I'm payed.
anonymous camgirl
05-20-2018, 10:01 AM
Too smart eh? sounds like a stupid ass!
Iamsosmrt: Damn I hate being cheap. Cause U look FINE!
Too fine for my cheap ass
back to mediocrity for me
Procrasturbator
05-21-2018, 03:34 AM
[12:00:44 AM] Him: hey
[12:00:56 AM] Him: listen i’m having a hard time today
[12:01:04 AM] Him: my card isn’t with me and i can’t charge
[12:01:09 AM] Him: but i really want to cum
[12:01:21 AM] Him: so if u can make a quick exception it would be awesome
Kiki_Jane
05-21-2018, 07:38 AM
Ok, so I'm on a site called talktome.com. Its a phone sex site, but it has a texting feature. This is a text conversation I had with a guy over the course of 6 hours. I don't have the very beginning, buts its still a bit long so strap in for an adventure. (Lexis inner thoughts)
3:43 am
Him: This stuff works better when you both feel a connection with each other.
Me: That is true
Him: I don't exactly know how to say what I want to lol.
Me: Lol, it's ok. You can take all the time to collect your thoughts into words.
Him: Just something along the lines of let's try to connect and have fun.
Him: But to connect it can t just be talking to you, it doesn't really work well that way. (He doesn't want to just talk in texting?)
Me:Then what do you suggest?
Him: It cant just be me talking to you, is what it's supposed to say. (What?)
Me: Ok? So what would you like to do then?
Him: talk (???? Didn't he just...)
Me: We can talk anytime.
4:28am
Him: Have you ever slept with a married person?
Me: yes (NO)
Him: Like paid sex or secret sex? (Did he just ask if I'm a hooker?)
Me: No, just a hookup with a hot guy who was clearly lookin to cheat.
5:38 am
Him: If I say let's get off together, but I dont think your that into me lol. (He's not wrong) So do you think you can get me to cum?
Me: Hmm, I can sure try. You a tit man, ass man?
Him: Tits, probably a little more. Do you like sending pics?
Me: I don't have pics on my phone, (Dont save nudes on the cloud.) but the site does have a few vids. If you want help getting off, I suggest checking them out.
Him: Why so cold?
Me: cold?
Him: Your pretty much just said, fuck off, go buy a $15 video of me.
Me: No, what I said was I don't keep nudes on my phone because people can steal them and blackmail you.
Him: No you told me to go to the website and buy a video if I want to get off. (Does he realize I can't make him buy anything?)
Me: You wanted visual aid, I offered it to you.
6:38
Him: All I asked is if you liked sending pics. (True) Some do. Now I feel pathetic and like I wasted my time. (The site literally advertises this feature as paid conversation. What was he expecting?)
Me: Sorry, I honestly don't have any pics to send. Unless you want a pic of my dog. I have tons of those. (Cutest fucking Chihuahua ever.)
Him: I know what it's really about. (Well that makes one of us.)
Him: Don't ever tell a guy you've been talking to for 2 hours (its been 3) to go buy a video of you if he wants to get off. It's insulting. Also you can charge for pics. (I don't have any pics on my phone. How many times do I have to say it?)
Me: Sorry if I hurt your feelings. I just don't have any pics. (No pics restatement #2)
Him: You don't get it (Clearly not.) and ultimately I was just trying to have fun. $40 gone (I did not get paid 40 for this, $5 maybe.) and leaving empty. Hope you enjoy it.
Me: It's sad really, (and here comes the sass }:D) we were having such a nice conversation till you got so sensitive over me trying to help. Sorry our talk end so emotional for you. (Yes I did just say that.)
Him: Trying to help by directing me to where I can pay $15 more dollars? Thanks. I probably am being sensitive. I spent $40 and actually feel worse at the end.
Me: Hey all I did was give you the option. (He wanted visuals.) You're the one who got offended at nothing.
Him: Ok, in terms you can understand, it's spending $40 on a game and then you get to the end and the game say I don't like you, give me $15 for the ending , that you cant play yourself but you can watch in the corner by yourself. (Does this analogy make sense to anybody? At all?)
Me: Lol, except you were paying for text only, like a great book. And then whined because you didn't get the movie for free.
7:43 am
Him: bad response
Me: Better analogy.
Him: Except it doesn't work. So not really.
Me: Except that's exactly how it works. You are texting me as in text. And then whined because I didn't bend backwards to get you free stuff. lol.
Him: I was upset because we had a good thing going (debatable) and then you told me to go to a website and pay $15 if I want to get off. The very least I though we'd sext. Your lack of empathy and gratitude just make it worse. (Yeah, I am enjoying pushing his buttons. Also gratitude for what?)
Me: We absolutly could have sexted, but you wanted visuals. Since I don't save nudes to the cloud, (No pics restatement #3) I offered you an alternative. You don't have to take anything you don't want.
Him: ng (?) people that are mad usually just want to feel understood.
Him: Well you handled it poorly (}:D) and I probably was too sensitive, I lash out if I feel like I'm being taken advantage of. Now I'm down another $10 from arguing.
Me: Oh, I did try to understand you, (I really did.) but your logic is super skewed. But I will be fair and say that I tend to get snide when I feel like I'm being taken advantage of.
Him: Not sure how I'm taking advantage of you when your the one making money quickly. (lol not that quickly)
Me: Dude, red flags go up so fast when people get pissy after being denied free stuff.
Him: You probably should give me free stuff at this point. (I literally just said..:banghead:)
Me: Lol, I could if I had anything to give. But as I have said before, I don't save sexy photos on the cloud. (No pics restatement #4)
Him: Discord minutes or something I dunno. (OH HELL NO)
Me: With all due respect, (which isn't much) I don't want to do a show with you.
Him: Jesus can you me feel worse. It's your karma dude, (karma? What?) I kept talking to you cause I hoped we could fix it.
Me: Dude, be honest, do you really think we'd have a good time?
Him: Probably, cause I've never not had a good time camming and girls seem to really like me. (Suuuuure)
Me: Really? I'll take that with a pinch of salt, but I'll keep it in mind.
Him: No you won't, (true) I'm not dumb. (debatable) But it would if been smart of you long term to do damage control.
Me: Damage control?
9:26am
Him: I feel like shit after talking to you, I'm down $50. (Then why do you keep messaging back?) I got nothing to show for it. I spent extra trying to resolve, (bull) but you have no gratitude or appreciation for anything. (Appreciation for what?)
Me: Ok you didn't try to resolve anything. If I stress you out and you don't want to talk, then why do you keep talking. (I think he just wants to be right.)
Me: Also when have you ever seen someone show gratitude to someone being rude to them? You're literaly that whiny guy at the customer service counter.
Him: There are no whiny guys at the customer service counter at quality stores, (bullshit) because management understands them and knows how to makes them feel understood and calm.
Me: Oh, there it is. When you can't find the asshole at the party then its probably you. Same goes for whiny guys at customer service.
10:15am
Him: I like to see who someone is and how they handle situations. Inner beauty is attractive to me. Should of did the right thing dude.
Me: Well, that we have in common. I also require inner beauty, too bad I couldn't find any in you. I suppose that my way of living just doesn't mesh with you. I'm sweet and polite, but I refuse to be anyones doormat. (Its true. I live a "Do no harm, but take no shit" kind of life.)
Me: Piece of advise for your future endeavors; if you want a woman to be your submissive bitch, then message some one who advertises as a sub.
Him: I want a woman that doesn't take advantage of me and treats me fairly. Guess I'll look elsewere.
Me: And I want a man who doesn't try to take advantage of me and respects my right to say no. Guess I'll look elsewere too.Bye.
And that's where the connection ended. This literally went from 3:43am - 11:15am. I legit don't understand at all, but his obsessive need to be right is so funny to me.
Also I found this 1 star review he gave.
"Had am issue come up, literally could not of done a worse job handling it. Liked some things initially and wanted to like her and talk regularly. Terrible experience. All the bad qualities you hear about with girls that do this stuff."
But because I have had so many 5 star reviews his comment didn't even make a dent in my rating. Still 5 stars bitch,lol.
The biggest crybaby ever award goes to that guy!
Kudos on you to keep taking his money, though. Seriously- I think I would've rage quit on him at "This stuff works better when you both feel a connection with each other." He sounds like the kind of guy who thinks he's in a relationship with girls who work at the mall... And maybe he complains to customer service if the girls don't date him even though he's "nice".
MissCavalli
05-22-2018, 06:17 AM
Tomoo: Baby I go exclusive if you get naked in first minute, and stand up straight in front of cam in the secong minute?
MissCavalli: haha no
im not cheap
that gives me 2 dollars
Tomoo: in the first 2 minutes yes.
MissCavalli: no ty =)
find someone else
Tomoo: Maybe, I dont know what you get ?
magicgembliss
05-23-2018, 01:48 AM
"This stuff works better when you both feel a connection with each other"
No it doesn't- we're professionals and incredibly good actresses ;) He's one of the sex work fetishists, doesn't view sex work as a job. It is obviously a job.
What a sniveling shit, he needs to be dominated until he cries and leaves you a 1-star review because "she went too far and mindfucked me so hard I needed extra psychotherapy sessions."
"I refuse to be anyones doormat. "
Normal dudes don't say this upfront, ever. This is what super-creepy passive-aggressive insecure twats say.
magicgembliss
05-23-2018, 01:51 AM
And maybe he complains to customer service if the girls don't date him even though he's "nice".
LOLOLOLOL This cracked me up. And what's with the "do no harm" motto?? That's literally the lowest bar ever set in world history.
That is a huge red flag he fucks up everything he touches.
breadandbutter
05-24-2018, 07:45 AM
Guy asked if I do phone on streamate (used to, realized i dont like it) so I said no and he says "Did you know, Your number is blocked thru website?" And I was like... speechless because of how dumb he assumed I was.
Ginnyyy
05-24-2018, 01:31 PM
Or caring, being helpful:)
Ginnyyy
05-24-2018, 01:37 PM
Dude on TalkToMe where the first SMS is introductory and free:
"Hey baby I am looking for a quicky so msg me back with how you would fuck me, dont stop telling me how you will fuck me, dont let me speak ju fuck me"
Another guy messaged me to share his very well scripted long fantasy for a !!!private show!!! not custom video and he copy pasted even his earlier discussion with I don't know who...in his message to me.
BiancaNorwood
05-24-2018, 07:04 PM
Ok, so I'm on a site called talktome.com. Its a phone sex site, but it has a texting feature. This is a text conversation I had with a guy over the course of 6 hours. I don't have the very beginning, buts its still a bit long so strap in for an adventure. (Lexis inner thoughts)
3:43 am
Him: This stuff works better when you both feel a connection with each other.
Me: That is true
Him: I don't exactly know how to say what I want to lol.
Me: Lol, it's ok. You can take all the time to collect your thoughts into words.
Him: Just something along the lines of let's try to connect and have fun.
Him: But to connect it can t just be talking to you, it doesn't really work well that way. (He doesn't want to just talk in texting?)
Me:Then what do you suggest?
Him: It cant just be me talking to you, is what it's supposed to say. (What?)
Me: Ok? So what would you like to do then?
Him: talk (???? Didn't he just...)
Me: We can talk anytime.
4:28am
Him: Have you ever slept with a married person?
Me: yes (NO)
Him: Like paid sex or secret sex? (Did he just ask if I'm a hooker?)
Me: No, just a hookup with a hot guy who was clearly lookin to cheat.
5:38 am
Him: If I say let's get off together, but I dont think your that into me lol. (He's not wrong) So do you think you can get me to cum?
Me: Hmm, I can sure try. You a tit man, ass man?
Him: Tits, probably a little more. Do you like sending pics?
Me: I don't have pics on my phone, (Dont save nudes on the cloud.) but the site does have a few vids. If you want help getting off, I suggest checking them out.
Him: Why so cold?
Me: cold?
Him: Your pretty much just said, fuck off, go buy a $15 video of me.
Me: No, what I said was I don't keep nudes on my phone because people can steal them and blackmail you.
Him: No you told me to go to the website and buy a video if I want to get off. (Does he realize I can't make him buy anything?)
Me: You wanted visual aid, I offered it to you.
6:38
Him: All I asked is if you liked sending pics. (True) Some do. Now I feel pathetic and like I wasted my time. (The site literally advertises this feature as paid conversation. What was he expecting?)
Me: Sorry, I honestly don't have any pics to send. Unless you want a pic of my dog. I have tons of those. (Cutest fucking Chihuahua ever.)
Him: I know what it's really about. (Well that makes one of us.)
Him: Don't ever tell a guy you've been talking to for 2 hours (its been 3) to go buy a video of you if he wants to get off. It's insulting. Also you can charge for pics. (I don't have any pics on my phone. How many times do I have to say it?)
Me: Sorry if I hurt your feelings. I just don't have any pics. (No pics restatement #2)
Him: You don't get it (Clearly not.) and ultimately I was just trying to have fun. $40 gone (I did not get paid 40 for this, $5 maybe.) and leaving empty. Hope you enjoy it.
Me: It's sad really, (and here comes the sass }:D) we were having such a nice conversation till you got so sensitive over me trying to help. Sorry our talk end so emotional for you. (Yes I did just say that.)
Him: Trying to help by directing me to where I can pay $15 more dollars? Thanks. I probably am being sensitive. I spent $40 and actually feel worse at the end.
Me: Hey all I did was give you the option. (He wanted visuals.) You're the one who got offended at nothing.
Him: Ok, in terms you can understand, it's spending $40 on a game and then you get to the end and the game say I don't like you, give me $15 for the ending , that you cant play yourself but you can watch in the corner by yourself. (Does this analogy make sense to anybody? At all?)
Me: Lol, except you were paying for text only, like a great book. And then whined because you didn't get the movie for free.
7:43 am
Him: bad response
Me: Better analogy.
Him: Except it doesn't work. So not really.
Me: Except that's exactly how it works. You are texting me as in text. And then whined because I didn't bend backwards to get you free stuff. lol.
Him: I was upset because we had a good thing going (debatable) and then you told me to go to a website and pay $15 if I want to get off. The very least I though we'd sext. Your lack of empathy and gratitude just make it worse. (Yeah, I am enjoying pushing his buttons. Also gratitude for what?)
Me: We absolutly could have sexted, but you wanted visuals. Since I don't save nudes to the cloud, (No pics restatement #3) I offered you an alternative. You don't have to take anything you don't want.
Him: ng (?) people that are mad usually just want to feel understood.
Him: Well you handled it poorly (}:D) and I probably was too sensitive, I lash out if I feel like I'm being taken advantage of. Now I'm down another $10 from arguing.
Me: Oh, I did try to understand you, (I really did.) but your logic is super skewed. But I will be fair and say that I tend to get snide when I feel like I'm being taken advantage of.
Him: Not sure how I'm taking advantage of you when your the one making money quickly. (lol not that quickly)
Me: Dude, red flags go up so fast when people get pissy after being denied free stuff.
Him: You probably should give me free stuff at this point. (I literally just said..:banghead:)
Me: Lol, I could if I had anything to give. But as I have said before, I don't save sexy photos on the cloud. (No pics restatement #4)
Him: Discord minutes or something I dunno. (OH HELL NO)
Me: With all due respect, (which isn't much) I don't want to do a show with you.
Him: Jesus can you me feel worse. It's your karma dude, (karma? What?) I kept talking to you cause I hoped we could fix it.
Me: Dude, be honest, do you really think we'd have a good time?
Him: Probably, cause I've never not had a good time camming and girls seem to really like me. (Suuuuure)
Me: Really? I'll take that with a pinch of salt, but I'll keep it in mind.
Him: No you won't, (true) I'm not dumb. (debatable) But it would if been smart of you long term to do damage control.
Me: Damage control?
9:26am
Him: I feel like shit after talking to you, I'm down $50. (Then why do you keep messaging back?) I got nothing to show for it. I spent extra trying to resolve, (bull) but you have no gratitude or appreciation for anything. (Appreciation for what?)
Me: Ok you didn't try to resolve anything. If I stress you out and you don't want to talk, then why do you keep talking. (I think he just wants to be right.)
Me: Also when have you ever seen someone show gratitude to someone being rude to them? You're literaly that whiny guy at the customer service counter.
Him: There are no whiny guys at the customer service counter at quality stores, (bullshit) because management understands them and knows how to makes them feel understood and calm.
Me: Oh, there it is. When you can't find the asshole at the party then its probably you. Same goes for whiny guys at customer service.
10:15am
Him: I like to see who someone is and how they handle situations. Inner beauty is attractive to me. Should of did the right thing dude.
Me: Well, that we have in common. I also require inner beauty, too bad I couldn't find any in you. I suppose that my way of living just doesn't mesh with you. I'm sweet and polite, but I refuse to be anyones doormat. (Its true. I live a "Do no harm, but take no shit" kind of life.)
Me: Piece of advise for your future endeavors; if you want a woman to be your submissive bitch, then message some one who advertises as a sub.
Him: I want a woman that doesn't take advantage of me and treats me fairly. Guess I'll look elsewere.
Me: And I want a man who doesn't try to take advantage of me and respects my right to say no. Guess I'll look elsewere too.Bye.
And that's where the connection ended. This literally went from 3:43am - 11:15am. I legit don't understand at all, but his obsessive need to be right is so funny to me.
Also I found this 1 star review he gave.
"Had am issue come up, literally could not of done a worse job handling it. Liked some things initially and wanted to like her and talk regularly. Terrible experience. All the bad qualities you hear about with girls that do this stuff."
But because I have had so many 5 star reviews his comment didn't even make a dent in my rating. Still 5 stars bitch,lol.
I'm DYING! Your commentary was hilarious!
He was just looking for someone to meet with and wanting free stuff. You weren't willing to do neither, so he got butt-hurt. Waaa Waaaa Waaaa.
(My phone is full of dog photos as well. I absolutely loved that part! Although, I'm deathly afraid of Chihuahuas! [but, I'm sure yours is cute as hell!])
You should go get a mani/pedi with his $50. Put your head back as you're sitting in that big ol' pedi chair getting pampered and smile :)
pippapippa
05-25-2018, 12:45 PM
“Hello hun can I see your ass hun it’s been a while”
“yeah for five gold”
“I don’t have to tip I’m a preferred customer hun”
blocked
What a dick. A “preferred customer” would happily pay 5 gold.
BiancaNorwood
05-25-2018, 08:54 PM
“Hello hun can I see your ass hun it’s been a while”
“yeah for five gold”
“I don’t have to tip I’m a preferred customer hun”
blocked
What a dick. A “preferred customer” would happily pay 5 gold.
I got into it once with a regular about this. He wanted to see my ass. I told him to tip. He argued saying that he should see it for nothing because he's a regular. I asked, "Do you go into the bar that you frequent and demand free shots because you're a regular?"
He takes me exclusive then leaves me a "1" (which I had removed).
The funny part? He created a new account (I blocked his previous one) and takes me exclusive to this day. We do phone and I recognized his voice. I don't dare let on that I know it's him.
Unbelievable.
patternrecognition
05-26-2018, 11:15 AM
him: how much is ur dice roll?
me: 33tk
him: no too much
me: (lollllll)then the rest of my menu is prob out of ur budget too sorry boo
PhatGirlDynomite!!!
05-26-2018, 03:21 PM
Here's a stupid/funny story with a phone sex/webcam twist...bare with me.
The other morning I'm on a phone sex call with a new customer and he tells me that he's watching a hot girl on chaturbate. Lots of guys like to watch porn etc while they talk on the phone. So I said Oh yea? What's her name? He tells me her name so I can find her room and he is correct. She is absolutely gorgeous. She's lying there with the tip vibe thingy sticking out of her vajay jay and not really paying attention to her room. It was like she was surfing the internet waiting for tips. Lots of people in her room etc but none were tipping.
The guy on the phone goes, "She just sits there every morning not doing anything. I wish she would do something!"
I say "Well sweetie why don't you tip her?"
He says "Oh that doesn't really do anything for me" SAY DAFUQ WHAT?
I'm like "Whats your member name? Tell me because I want to see you tip her because I think that's hot. I wanna watch her wiggle with her toy. Go on baby do it for me"
LMAO do y'all know that this guy tipped her FIVE TOKENS, then said SEE SHE DOESN'T DO ANYTHING!!! He was like screaming it. I laughed so damn hard. He started going off on cammodels and how he doesn't like to spend money on them. Clearly he didn't realize that I do both.
BiancaNorwood
05-26-2018, 06:44 PM
Here's a stupid/funny story with a phone sex/webcam twist...bare with me.
The other morning I'm on a phone sex call with a new customer and he tells me that he's watching a hot girl on chaturbate. Lots of guys like to watch porn etc while they talk on the phone. So I said Oh yea? What's her name? He tells me her name so I can find her room and he is correct. She is absolutely gorgeous. She's lying there with the tip vibe thingy sticking out of her vajay jay and not really paying attention to her room. It was like she was surfing the internet waiting for tips. Lots of people in her room etc but none were tipping.
The guy on the phone goes, "She just sits there every morning not doing anything. I wish she would do something!"
I say "Well sweetie why don't you tip her?"
He says "Oh that doesn't really do anything for me" SAY DAFUQ WHAT?
I'm like "Whats your member name? Tell me because I want to see you tip her because I think that's hot. I wanna watch her wiggle with her toy. Go on baby do it for me"
LMAO do y'all know that this guy tipped her FIVE TOKENS, then said SEE SHE DOESN'T DO ANYTHING!!! He was like screaming it. I laughed so damn hard. He started going off on cammodels and how he doesn't like to spend money on them. Clearly he didn't realize that I do both.
I. Just. Can't :banghead:
anonamiss
05-27-2018, 12:54 AM
douchebag: show some ass
me: show some manners
douchebag: sorry. ass please?
me: sure, for five gold darling.
douchebag: fuck you stupid cunt.
... well then. what a gentleman.
BiancaNorwood
05-27-2018, 09:15 AM
douchebag: show some ass
me: show some manners
douchebag: sorry. ass please?
me: sure, for five gold darling.
douchebag: fuck you stupid cunt.
... well then. what a gentleman.
Mmmm....I'm sure women are banging down his door to score a date with that classy lad.
SheRides
05-27-2018, 04:53 PM
A-aaaah. *stretching back* 's good to be in business after a 2-year break. I've been collecting some whaddafuckery for the past errrrrrm 3 weeks perhaps? Brace yourselves.
I've left out all of the 'show boms, booms, bombs, bubiz, bobs and puss, puzy, posee, pups, right now please, plese, plize, plyse'
All custie names are altered (although maaaaan I really wanted not to, LOL).
All these are from free chat.
---
Introducing... unregistered guests:
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g38: Open your feet and I want to insert acupuncture points
g161: Your boobs like mountain
g69: I want to suck your wet pussy before I fondly penetrate you
g143: Love What about the pleasure of eating the head
g143: Lovely your hair
Me: g143, nice allusion of me being a Black Widow -
g143: Love is your real name fuzzy wuzzy
g105: I'm not raving my mother. I'll be there, Cousco Conto. Do not get up
g142: Hola
cluelesscustie142: g142 stolen my identady??????????????????
g156: fihim Possible organic big erect male kneeling pussy and your ass and your breasts please
g82: I'm without clothes and play in the organic masculine possible to violently take off your fish
g1: A big organic male wants to blow your big ass
g61: I practice masturbation on you
g85: Let's take off your clothes so that your sperm can be removed
g147: U free boobs and I'll free willy, promise
g114: You can play in your female member
g160: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Aaaaand my favourite:
g55: Wich size your patience
g55: Show me your patience
Aaaaand my second favourite:
g29: Is that lip stick made of blood of the men you have been with and bitten off their sausage
---
Introducing..... people who somehow managed to sign up.
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mototola87: Hi baby, can you reach your pussy with your nipple in pvt?
MuyBien: i wonder if your ass hole has same color with your nipples;)
ttt772: if I mate behind the screen what you spell me
PussyPhucker: So hot babe
pussylickers68: How are you
(great timing, LOL)
Loateeb: I want to put a customer on your breast
billy9000: show nipples baby i can through money from penus
Farhan3000: Just watching you free cuz v r poor ??
sharrnights: Your eyes look like peacock
sharrnights: Also you lips like duck
sharrnights: When kiss your lips like creamy
amiripod82: Do you have telegram?
ZORRO77: Open the clitoris to toss masturbation and also between your breasts there.
---
Introducing me at my wit's end (did a guest just ask me how's my patience?)
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bongoboms: Oh yeah I want to fuck your ass so hard bb please show me your tits please please!!!!11
Me: bongo... sorry to disappoint mate but I failed growing an asshole between me breasts
andywhatev: I wouldn't stop teasing u until u screamed Andy stop please stop xx
Me: Andy... stop, please stop
gall59: Tits for tips?
Me: Penis for pennies?
wowme: U have a booty that u can kiss
Me: wowme, no, I have a booty that YOU can kiss - I'm no yoga expert
wowme: I am going crazy u are my drig
wowme: Drug
Me: you have to pay for drugs
wowme: I dony do drugs
Me: you won't do me then.
Me: you're back -
justin: ok...do you have higher expectations...
Me: I don't know, how tall are you? -
justin: short
justin: as aussie men go...lol
Me: I don't know, almost all aussie men I've seen on cam were laying on their backs - couldn't tell
justin: lol....what the fuck were they doing on their backs
Me: *crickets* justin...
hamy07: i love boobs
Me: me too, I squeeze mine every morning for good luck
marko54646: I want lick you everywere
Me: Marko, what are you waiting for?
marko54646: Money...
Me: then the question comes, Steve, what did you wish for tonight? (today?)
g8: steve please wish that she had sex with me thanks bro
curiousSteve: all i want make g8 happy
g8: this curiousSteve in his fan now steve i love you.
curiousSteve: love u too g8
g8: steve i would steal a penguin for you
Me: BOYS, eyes on me
curiousSteve: ok, i would give it to her:D
hamiaslt85: I can see my legs
Me: You're lucky, I can't see mine (big boobs 4 life)
FordFan4life: u so hot i wanna meet u. so how much for a whole night with u I give u 50 dollers fuck with me cum big time
Me: ... so you're looking at a Mustang while you can't afford an Escort?
.....
(cue music)
Men men men men manly men, o-o-oooohhhh.