View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
LoraDoll
05-27-2018, 05:26 PM
masonpusslover: i whould eat her pussy for a sunday breakfast (i m just about to gag)
masonpusslover: show your body
A***: i guess rude broke losers like u get all the pussy they want.
A***: that s why u beg here
and he left.
A***: lmao
princess_casual
05-29-2018, 08:28 AM
I really do think some guys think that. I think that's why they troll us; calling us "ugly" or "fat". They're insanely jealous.
They are so jealous. I love it. They wish they could get paid to masturbate.
KarinaGiselle
05-31-2018, 07:47 PM
Guy: Do you have any used condoms in the trash today?
Me: Yes (Just fucking with him and laughing at the ridiculousness of that)
Guy: You do? Can you get them all now for show together?
Me: Ehh sure?
He takes me exclusive, and instead I grab a sock and tell him "Let's pretend this is a used condom bb ;)"
He left.
I had the weirdest laughter attack in days LMAO
SuperPookie
05-31-2018, 09:19 PM
Guy: Do you have any used condoms in the trash today?
Me: Yes (Just fucking with him and laughing at the ridiculousness of that)
Guy: You do? Can you get them all now for show together?
Me: Ehh sure?
He takes me exclusive, and instead I grab a sock and tell him "Let's pretend this is a used condom bb ;)"
He left.
I had the weirdest laughter attack in days LMAO
I got that guy! I wish I'd told him yes. Instead I just called him a fuckwad lol
DonaDiabla
06-01-2018, 12:58 PM
On ELM:
My name is Richard i work in oil and gas company.I'm here to look for a honest caring lady to take good care and spoil her.I'm honest and a caring man who is looking for someone to spoil and take care of her. Let's me offline and I will buy you a house.
Yeah, I always wanted to meet some weirdo off ELM to buy me an imaginary house.:D
SuperPookie
06-01-2018, 01:54 PM
On ELM:
My name is Richard i work in oil and gas company.I'm here to look for a honest caring lady to take good care and spoil her.I'm honest and a caring man who is looking for someone to spoil and take care of her. Let's me offline and I will buy you a house.
Yeah, I always wanted to meet some weirdo off ELM to buy me an imaginary house.:D
The sugar daddy spammer must be back again smh.
BiancaNorwood
06-01-2018, 03:41 PM
Had the pleasure of dealing with this brainiac today.
Him: I want your ass.
Me: Great! We can go excl.
Him: I want you to fuck your ass with a big toy.
Me: We can go excl for that.
Him: Will you do that in excl?
I just can't! Hahahaha!
DeepThoughts
06-02-2018, 07:26 AM
SmartAss (invisible): can you roleplay a japanese woman wearing spandex and speaking spanish and discussing really good coleslaw recipes?
Me: Depends. Do you mean roleplay wearing spandex or roleplay while wearing spandex
He left. :D
breadandbutter
06-04-2018, 11:09 AM
Fuckmedaddyplz: hey there gorgeous where are you from?
me (blatantly being sarcastic cause I'm tired of this question): why, are you going to mail me a present?
Fuckmedaddyplz: sure why not
i would set up a p.o. box for that though
you dont want people knowing your real address
me: i have one, thanks for the tip!
wow brand new info to me
Omggggggg he thought I was dumb enough to give out my real address :/
BadBitch
06-04-2018, 12:23 PM
Fuckmedaddyplz: hey there gorgeous where are you from?
me (blatantly being sarcastic cause I'm tired of this question): why, are you going to mail me a present?
Fuckmedaddyplz: sure why not
i would set up a p.o. box for that though
you dont want people knowing your real address
me: i have one, thanks for the tip!
wow brand new info to me
Omggggggg he thought I was dumb enough to give out my real address :/
I thought I was the only one who turns full-on bitch when I hear this question. My skin fucking starts crawling when they ask me where I'm from!
BadBitch
06-04-2018, 12:26 PM
So I can't help but feel some kind of way.
A premium Snapchat member reach out to me last night in a message. I haven't seen this guy in my cam room in months. Also, I had a birthday a couple of months back and I didn't hear a peep from him.
He has the audacity to message me last night and say, "Gonna go buy vids. Let me get a discount code."
I honestly almost threw my phone across the room.
I told him that I was not offering any discount codes and that I was a little perturbed with his message to me about that.
The fucking nerve.
Bananabunny
06-04-2018, 07:15 PM
Ladies and...ladies. I present to you, the dumbest idiot ward. It goes to...That guys below in the attachement!
49981
He then asked me if I can flash him the belly for that one token...I told him I won't show shit for a few cents and banned his idiotic ass. Male stupidity is becoming more common each year I cam!
BreeBelle
06-06-2018, 07:38 AM
Ive never felt the need to post in here but, today I had this one guy who harasses me to death but never had any money so I would block him and he will make other accounts to try to finesse me. He hits me up today and he's like I have the $20 for the show now(which is for a 5 minute show tops).
Sends me the money then cums in one minute,
"Fuck you , you dumb ass, broke ass ho go get a job" !
Lmao um I think I have one and thanks to you I'm $20 closer to my daily goal.
BadBitch
06-06-2018, 08:46 PM
Guy messages me on Skype, "I'm horny." I say, "Great. Let's do a paid show!"
His Skype status goes to "Away".
LOL!
princess_casual
06-07-2018, 05:41 AM
When dudes go pvt and ask for something that I only do in exclusive (such as SPH), ESPECIALLY after I already tell them in free chat that we can do that in exclusive...
Them: You do SPH?"
Me: Yes, we can do that in exclusive!
*goes pvt*
Them: Hi bb sph me
Me: Hi, this is a group show. We can do SPH in exclusive where it's just me and you.
Them: Oh, I don't care if there are other people.
Me: ................
You fucking idiot, it's not for you that I say that. Other dudes don't wanna pay for a show of me telling some guy how small his dick is! They wanna see me naked and masturbating. God, these dudes are so dense.
AuroraJade
06-08-2018, 05:34 AM
Will_Arctic1: You girls need to stop trying to control something you cannot slay
Clearly a model. Which heterosexual man uses the word 'slay'.
Marina Starr
06-08-2018, 11:13 AM
Hardandthick03: damnnnnn 6.99 a minute?! too expensive sorry
Hoe: I'm sorrry that you're on welfare.
princess_casual
06-09-2018, 07:38 AM
Hardandthick03: damnnnnn 6.99 a minute?! too expensive sorry
Hoe: I'm sorrry that you're on welfare.
Damn. I wish I could charge that much.
Marina Starr
06-09-2018, 08:33 AM
Why not?
Damn. I wish I could charge that much.
MissCavalli
06-09-2018, 09:56 AM
Can't believe how shit it is and how many freeloaders today.
Idiot: show something
Me: show gold
Idiot: Just a tease, i just see your face and maybe you don't have legs?
Idiot: Just quick ass.
ndkbdskgrdkgnsjkrgrk
Procrasturbator
06-14-2018, 11:10 PM
Not stupid or annoying really, just hilarious coming from a long-time client who's been trying to pin me down for a show for almost a week.
"u have to be the laziest cam model i have ever heard of"
https://media2.giphy.com/media/1SfxXOJ0Q2Xni/giphy.gif
MissCavalli
06-17-2018, 08:05 AM
sexologist: hello.not pvt.take off your clothes.you show me your pussy.You do it for masturbation / sex. goal: you show me your pussy wet
MissCavalli
06-20-2018, 04:17 AM
waycpl: babyyy
MissCavalli: hi
waycpl: I just passed byto say hello
MissCavalli: hi
waycpl: and that u are hotter then ever
waycpl: the best compliment you can give me is GOLD
waycpl: oh come on
I always take you pvt when i come online
And I just checked him out and he had taken me private ONCE for 3 minutes.
Oliviaaa
06-20-2018, 05:42 AM
HAHA I love this thread, but the thing is, when men are being so stupid I want to be sassy and so rude haha. But it's bad for business. But It's who I am haha
I guess if he's the only one in the room i can do that
BadBitch
06-20-2018, 09:33 AM
When you've been sitting on cam for hours watching the guys pop in and out.
One asshat comes in and says, "Smile".
DON'T fucking tell me to fucking smile when I have to sit here and watch you fuckers come in and out and/or beg for free shit and/or tell me that you're ready for a show then leave and/or take me for a show that lasts 2 min and/or tell me that you want to meet and/or tell me that you've just sent me a pic.
DON'T FUCKING TELL ME TO SMILE!
Violet_Z
06-20-2018, 10:26 AM
One of my regulars thinks girls are really into dick pics. He sent me one and every day comes and asks me.
"Do you still look at my pic? Does it make you all hot?"
He hasn't caught onto the sarcasm of my answers yet.
BadBitch
06-20-2018, 10:41 AM
I had a guy add me on Skype a few days ago from one of my sites. He just writes to me today, "Where on the west coast are you?"
Cringing through my teeth, I type, "Why?"
Him: "Just making convo."
Me: "I don't reveal my location."
He then removed me from his contact list.
No, mother fucker. You weren't making convo. You were looking to see if I was near you to meet.
DahliaSimone
06-20-2018, 11:04 AM
Long time customer, nowhere near a reg but a decent semi-reg that will drop $50 or so every time he gets a show, hits me up on Skype today with: 'I'm sick of shows, I want to be with you in person'. I guess thats the shit I get for being nice. Might have to deleted his ass.
Oliviaaa
06-20-2018, 12:56 PM
Long time customer, nowhere near a reg but a decent semi-reg that will drop $50 or so every time he gets a show, hits me up on Skype today with: 'I'm sick of shows, I want to be with you in person'. I guess thats the shit I get for being nice. Might have to deleted his ass.
Such a dickhead. Men are stupid
DeepThoughts
06-20-2018, 01:08 PM
One of my regulars thinks girls are really into dick pics. He sent me one and every day comes and asks me.
"Do you still look at my pic? Does it make you all hot?"
He hasn't caught onto the sarcasm of my answers yet.
I make them pay me to look at their weird dicks. I seriously cannot think of a single thing to say about a dick pic unless there is $10 attached to it. :D
patternrecognition
06-20-2018, 02:00 PM
I make them pay me to look at their weird dicks. I seriously cannot think of a single thing to say about a dick pic unless there is $10 attached to it. :D
this is why i can never go back to vanilla social media. there's 0 difference in behavior but at least i can bill them for it here
Violet_Z
06-20-2018, 02:30 PM
this is why i can never go back to vanilla social media. there's 0 difference in behavior but at least i can bill them for it here
That's so the truth. I'll never understand the urge men have to show off their junk. As long as its making me money I guess I can't complain too much
Procrasturbator
06-20-2018, 08:45 PM
Him: Hi babygirl! Check out daddy's profile. Let me know if you can handle my needs! ;)
Me: Hey, sorry, I don't think we're compatible but I hope you have a great night! :)
Him: Weakling
I should have copied his profile before he blocked me but it was a doozy. Highlights include complaining about girls having limits and insisting on a free 10 minute introductory cam session. This isn't the first time he's contacted me but it feels like the last time was a while back so he's been on the site for a while and he only has 4 ratings... wonder why.
TheBrownFox
06-21-2018, 09:38 AM
Anytime a guy just assumes I'm okay with being called that word. Don't say you're looking for a strip show, and then blurt that out all of a sudden. I don't give a fuck if you're spending money. I'm not cool with that kind of talk, so do that shit in another model's room - who you know for a fact is cool with it...
https://i.imgur.com/OxAKUqu.jpg
Marina Starr
06-21-2018, 11:27 AM
I just love when these fuckers calling you Princess but not spoiling you! No tips, no privates, no exclusive. NOTHING.
http://i66.tinypic.com/5mkcbm.gif
breadandbutter
06-21-2018, 12:16 PM
Yesterday my dog was running around my room chasing a fly and being noisy, a VERY good reg was doing a show and he said "tell your dog to shut up". I KNOW he was trying to be jokey and cute but I told him that that was rude and that I never talk like that to my dog... that really bugged me for some reason.
breadandbutter
06-21-2018, 01:07 PM
in free
bigdick: daddy make u scream n squirt all over
me: lol suuuuure
breadandbutter
06-22-2018, 09:18 AM
Guy I've never seen before
CuppaJoe: hey hey
whats shakin bacon?
u look adorable
thank u for being online
aaaand he left when i said "oh yeah, just here for you to stare at for free"
Marina Starr
06-25-2018, 02:32 PM
Right after my 30 mins Exclusive:
Fuckboy: looking bored.
Hoe: then why don't you take me private instead of hopping from room to room like a broke scavenger looking for free shit?
***fuckboy tried to leave and got BLOCKED ;D
Procrasturbator
06-26-2018, 05:26 AM
This guy is already on the CMD Crooked Clients List as a timewaster, but so are a number of my customers so I thought I'd give him a chance... nahhh.
[5:17:39 AM] Him: heyy
[5:17:49 AM] Me: Hey there
[5:17:53 AM] Me: How are you?
[5:18:00 AM] Him: great
[5:18:02 AM] Him: and u ?
[5:18:11 AM] Me: Awesome, thank you!
[5:18:24 AM] Him: im here with my balloons :P
[5:18:59 AM] Me: Love it! Looking for a show?
[5:19:11 AM] Him: yes but its special show
[5:19:30 AM] Me: Ok, how so? And where did you find me?
[5:19:40 AM] Him: I found u on CMD
[5:19:50 AM] Me: Ok, and how many minutes do you want?
[5:19:56 AM] Him: 15 mins
[5:20:12 AM] Me: Perfect, will I need balloons as well?
[5:20:22 AM] Him: if u want :)
[5:21:02 AM] Me: Ok, here's my link: (link) 15 is $45, let me know when it's gone through then we can discuss further
[5:21:10 AM] Him: im scared to death to do a blow to pop and I need female help to engourge me to do that :( :(
[5:21:19 AM] Me: I can definitely do that
[5:21:33 AM] Him: im really really scared (Procrasturbator)
[5:21:49 AM] Me: (link) Send payment then we can discuss further
[5:22:10 AM] Him: I have to tell u something from the bottom of my heart
[5:22:14 AM] Him: please take it good
[5:22:40 AM] Him: 90 precent of the girls don't want to talk with me until I pay them
[5:22:59 AM] Me: No kidding.
AnnieSimon
06-26-2018, 05:29 AM
As new at the forum I think it's fair to share one of my "favourite" stupid shit one "customer" said: "I'd like to take you private, but you are TOO beautiful" hahahaha HA!
DeepThoughts
06-26-2018, 05:51 AM
[5:22:40 AM] Him: 90 precent of the girls don't want to talk with me until I pay them
[5:22:59 AM] Me: No kidding.
This guy might just be a fucking genius!!
lexi lex
06-26-2018, 07:26 PM
Just got this call on Niteflirt
Me: Hello this is Lexi
Him: Hello, you ugly ass bitch.
Me: And a hello to you too. I take it that's your thing: trash talking women.
Him: Shut up ugly bitch.
Me: ok
...
...
...
Him: fucking cracker (hangs up)
Whatever your into buddy, lol.
CatBBW
06-28-2018, 08:26 AM
First thing he said to me after entering a group AdultWork show...
"gag on your fingers for me cunt"
Wot a charmer.
BadBitch
06-28-2018, 11:42 AM
Guy finds me through CMD. He adds me on Skype.
For 2 weeks now, every other day, he hits me up asking what kind of show I do. Then he says he wants it "all" (dirty talk, anal, sloppy BJ, spitting). I told him that I don't do messy shows. He said that was fine and still wanted a show. Yet, he has not bought one yet.
He hits me up a few days after asking what kinds of outfits I have. I tell him. He says he wants them all.
Um.
He hits me up today with, "Can I send you a gif I made?"
Me: No. You haven't even done a show with me.
Him: I know. I'm trying to establish a connection first.
Me: If you want to establish a connection, you can purchase a show through CMD for however long you want to chat on Skype. I do not entertain for free.
patternrecognition
06-30-2018, 08:13 AM
when they pretend to not know what private is and try to get u to password ur room for them
BadBitch
07-01-2018, 02:48 PM
Got this gem this morning on Skype.
"It’s my birthday soon! By chance could I get a discounted or free show for my birthday later? If not that’s ok!"
Ms_Kristen
07-02-2018, 01:07 PM
GUEST186: Where from
: irrelevant
GUEST186: Is that in Europe?
: google it
GUEST186: It means unnecessary
: OMG YOU ACTUALLY GOOGLED THAT
GUEST186: Yes of course
: how dumb can one be, to believe irrelevant is a country? I just lost fate in humanity again
GUEST186: How do you lose fate
: re-read our conversation
if you dont feel like hiding under a rock.... just dont reproduce, ok?use condoms
GUEST186: I always use condoms, unless it’s in the butt
: tanks god
: thanks*
: for small favours
And they call this ”traffic”. FML
Ginnyyy
07-03-2018, 07:41 AM
It reminds me of the guests from Jasmin/LiveJasmin 100%.
Ms_Kristen
07-03-2018, 08:41 AM
Dova*****66: i miss ur feet ill give them a present in pvt .ill see u later
The present was his cum. FML