View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
Ms_Kristen
07-03-2018, 09:26 AM
It reminds me of the guests from Jasmin/LiveJasmin 100%.
For me the worst ever traffic is on ImLive...lowest quality of people I have ever seen in 7 years of camming. However, the ”irrelevant” gem was on Ifriends. The traffic there is a little better, but not by much. I dont even log into LJ anymore these days but yes, their traffic sucks too.
breadandbutter
07-04-2018, 11:44 AM
steve_stark: I just got off a 2 year sentence and I need some young white pussy
me: sucks to suck
steve_stark: I want you showing me what that mouth can do too
me: no
steve_stark: what you mean no
me: i mean no LMAO
is that why you were in jail? dont know what no means?
Ginnyyy
07-05-2018, 04:19 AM
That was so good I shared it with others, breadandbutter.
scarletl
07-05-2018, 05:25 AM
What a charm this guy was, from AW.
I got angry, lost my shit, didn't respond though. Not giving that freeloading shit hole any attention.
Mistress,
I wanted you to know that I constantly masturbate for you. i hope that thought pleases you. I come so hard and make so much mess, and I tremble with gratitude as I lick it up, thanking my Mistress as i swallow my salty cum.
Looking at your pictures, you look so cruel but so beautiful. Please help me on Direct chat.
I am worshiping you with my cock. Please reward me for my masturbation. I so want to please you Mistress. I long to hear your soothing voice calling me a 'good boy' for wanking so hard for you, but I also know that sometimes you must be harsh with me so, if you call me a 'filthy masturbator', a 'fucking pervert' or even just your 'little bitch', i will understand and beg your forgiveness. Please Mistress.
I picture myself kneeling, naked and trembling, at your feet. Drenched in sweat and gazing up adoringly at you while I pound my cock for your amusement, pleading for your approval. Does that image please you Mistress?
Please, no orgasm denial or edging. Just take control and command me to wank hard and fast for you. I feel so dirty and degraded as a masturbate but I can't help it. I have to do it,
Please Mistress, help me.
MissCavalli
07-06-2018, 06:10 AM
rgrehthtjjy: Hi
rgrehthtjjy: your hot
me: ty =)
rgrehthtjjy: see your tits?
me: come pvt
rgrehthtjjy: one tit?
patternrecognition
07-06-2018, 06:58 PM
rogermoore_007:play my song for 5 tokens?
i'll do it for 30
rogermoore_007:No deal, but I will read your mind for free
let me guess is it Can he hear my eyes rolling
rogermoore_007:middle class girl
oh man i wish xD (thinking: i finally get to have Netflix does that count)
rogermoore_007:trying to be edgy
haha ok
rogermoore_007:my price is always 5 tokens
mines 30, u know what those are worth
rogermoore_007:you get to,learn about life and music
your life and music... for 25 cents...
rogermoore_007:better than no sense
ding
rogermoore_007:I actually just like music
so you wanna come on a porn site n pay girls 25 cents to listen to your song
rogermoore_007:this is not a porn site
no??????? enlighten me i won't even charge ua quarter
rogermoore_007:this is a site of many possibilities that are paid and enjoyed by agreed parties
*LOLing*
rogermoore_007:and you will be gone form here soon lol
rogermoore_007 has left the room
it's attack of the ankle biters today they think they just invented clever this morning or something
yesterday a guy wanted to tell me about solipsism im like nope YOU'RE in MY head buddy not the other way around
anouk.oui
07-06-2018, 09:29 PM
i just got this pm
Hey, gorgeous!
Listen, I'd love to do a private show with you, if you'd be down. I wonder if you'd be okay with my kink.
I get turned on by cumming inside a girl's unprotected pussy (no birth control) when I know she'll abort if she gets pregnant. I would just want u to beg me to cum inside u...and tell me u want to have my abortion. Could you get into that?
I'm sure you'll have a great time, girls tell me they shake for hours after these privates with me
anyone else get requests like that? is it fairly common? i'm still new to camming and reckon its super creepy. i think its the same guy whos previous 'kink' was brother sister.
Venting: i also hate how 'kink' legitimises creepy illegal sex thing. its not a fetish if its illegal. so creepy
Ginnyyy
07-07-2018, 03:31 AM
Just some impregnation fetish where he's driven by the fact he gets to do unprotected sex and impregnates the girl and just that moment counts for him. Totally different than the pregnancy fetish guys which are more enjoyable.
Shishhh, there s also girls who get off on the impregnation part and then abuse the -morning after- pill.
SoloDesire
07-11-2018, 10:50 AM
Why is it that it's always the guys who enter your room and compliment you instantly that then procede to ask you to do something for free? Every. Fucking. Time.
SaraLaughs
07-11-2018, 05:05 PM
Why is it that it's always the guys who enter your room and compliment you instantly that then procede to ask you to do something for free? Every. Fucking. Time.
For real, that shit annoys me so much. But I think I know where the mentality comes from. Basically there's a VERY common belief that girls that get naked for an audience want 'attention' because we have 'low self esteem'. I see it ALL THE TIME on reddit in reference to GoneWild (basically, a forum where girls post nude photos of themselves. Amateur solo porn); it doesn't cross their mind that the women who post there are exhibitionists or find it fun and invigorating and sexy. Nope, they all have Daddy issues and they need to be reassured with compliments and dick pics.
Ginnyyy
07-12-2018, 02:23 AM
Why is it that it's always the guys who enter your room and compliment you instantly that then procede to ask you to do something for free? Every. Fucking. Time.
Same here, but with the French members. They just don t feel good if they don t type 9 compliments and their 10th line would be a begging request. 9 out of 10 happens on a French site.
When French guys read on my profile about fetishes and they ask if I do "bottle in pussy fetish or at least heels in pussy/ass fetish" (facepalm)
One US guy recently asked me if I do "squirt fetish" 'cause he s such an intense fetishist. Boys, you re doing it all wrong. Look it up in a dictionary.
BadBitch
07-18-2018, 11:59 AM
This isn't an annoying thing that I've heard on cam, but it's related.
A guy friend of mine found me through Streamate through Pornhub (because they advertise us).
He messaged me a few months back and was like, "Oh wow. I saw what you do on Pornhub."
He is normally chill so I didn't worry about it.
Last night, we were messaging each other back and forth on Facebook. He always sends me funny memes. Then he says, "I would love a pic of you."
I got so fucking heated.
I didn't respond right away because if I did, it would have been nasty.
So, I waited until today. I wrote him back and said, "That makes me pretty uncomfortable. For one, I hear that sort of shit ALL fucking day from guys: 'Send me a pic. Send me a vid'."
I went on, "Secondly, you're my fucking "friend. Third, I'm fucking married."
Like, what the fuck. I'm extremely close to unfriending is fucking ass. I had thought all of these years that this was a pretty awesome dude. I'm pissed.
breadandbutter
07-18-2018, 01:36 PM
"What’s your favorite part about private shows?"
COME ON DUDE WTF fucking come find out instead of playing 20 questions. God damn
Marina Starr
07-18-2018, 03:04 PM
Same as what do you do in private? What is your show like? What do you enjoy doing?
TAKE ALL YOUR MONEY is what I do in private, motherfuckers!
"What’s your favorite part about private shows?"
COME ON DUDE WTF fucking come find out instead of playing 20 questions. God damn
itsnightlight
07-18-2018, 09:32 PM
50149
Ahhh Wednesday nights. :D
MysteryGirl44
07-18-2018, 09:36 PM
50149
Ahhh Wednesday nights. :D
Lol his profile pic cartoon is exactly how I imagine these guys hahaha
DonaDiabla
07-23-2018, 08:59 PM
These wonderful gems from Niteflirt and Visit-X:
NF:
Hello,
I was wondering if you would be willing to send me some free minutes to try out your service. I have called alot of girls and wasted money on really bad service many times looking for the right girl, and I would like to give you a try.
I want to call you but my wife might hear me but god it turns me on seeing your pictures I'm so hard :)
Visit-X:
Hey mistress, I brought your videos and I was looking for an free boob flash in Soft Chat.
So, everyone of these losers got blocked for being cheap and I don't cater to the broke. ;)
BadBitch
07-23-2018, 09:19 PM
Dude just hits me up on Skype.
Him: Hi
Me: Hi. Which site did you find he on? Also, I'm offline on them all, so I'm not doing shows right now.
Him: Oh, that's ok. I just wanted to chat.
Me (wanting to punch a wall): Ok, texting is $1/min. How long did you want to "chat" for?
Him: Nevermind.
Me: Good luck finding a model on a PAID site to "chat" for free, dude!
<Blocked>
lexi lex
07-24-2018, 02:03 AM
So this just went down in text chat.
lexi: Hey
youngdon1981: Hi mommy. my pee pee is hard again.
Can you do that thing with your mouth agin to make
it go down?
lexi: And a hello to you too.
lexi: Before we start role play, you gotta clarify
what you're into and what you're not for me.
youngdon1981: I am looking for a role play fantasy. I want you
to be very detailed and tell me what you are doing.
I will give hints on what I want and you follow along
lexi: Ok, any specific fetish you have?
youngdon1981: Step mom/son...Anal play lick and penetrate both ways,
Prostate massage, strap on,..Ill ive hints tho
lexi: Ok, so I'm imagining the setup is something along the
lines of 20 year old step son visiting sees sexy step mom, k?
youngdon1981: Yep...You walk in the room and see my hard cock. and
then.Hi mommy. my pee pee is hard again. Can you do that
thing with your mouth again to make it go down?
lexi: I don't get paid enough for this. (End of call)
Yeah, cuz a fucking 20 year old would say pee pee, ugh
Ms_Kristen
07-24-2018, 10:02 AM
Lucky***: Did it hurt xx
?
Lucky***:When you fell from heaven xx
I crawled up from hell. They dont like cheesy lines there.
***
God, give me strenght.
BadBitch
07-24-2018, 09:20 PM
So this just went down in text chat.
lexi: Hey
youngdon1981: Hi mommy. my pee pee is hard again.
Can you do that thing with your mouth agin to make
it go down?
lexi: And a hello to you too.
lexi: Before we start role play, you gotta clarify
what you're into and what you're not for me.
youngdon1981: I am looking for a role play fantasy. I want you
to be very detailed and tell me what you are doing.
I will give hints on what I want and you follow along
lexi: Ok, any specific fetish you have?
youngdon1981: Step mom/son...Anal play lick and penetrate both ways,
Prostate massage, strap on,..Ill ive hints tho
lexi: Ok, so I'm imagining the setup is something along the
lines of 20 year old step son visiting sees sexy step mom, k?
youngdon1981: Yep...You walk in the room and see my hard cock. and
then.Hi mommy. my pee pee is hard again. Can you do that
thing with your mouth again to make it go down?
lexi: I don't get paid enough for this. (End of call)
Yeah, cuz a fucking 20 year old would say pee pee, ugh
This made my stomach turn. I do NOT tolerate age play. I HATE when a guy will start telling me a story of a sexual encounter when he was a boy. I had one guy on Skype do this after I told him 3 times that I do not want to hear it. He brings it up again saying how he was seduced as a young boy by an older woman who looked like me. Dude got my wrath then got blocked.
Girly_Girl
07-25-2018, 07:50 PM
hellbilly2000: Feeling kind of guilty
hellbilly2000: I wa touching and rubbing against my wife’s breasts tonight
hellbilly2000: She is in the hospital. She has been in a coma for 3 years
hellbilly2000: That’s why I feel guilty
Like wtf dude.....I didnt even know how to respond to this dumbass lowlife
FreakyFranky
07-26-2018, 09:34 AM
In the show, 17 minutes in, he's about to cum and he says, with NO PRIOR MENTION OF THIS EVERRRRRR:
"SQUIRT FOR ME BABY!"
I can't squirt. :( Talk about ruining the entire fucking show for me. Dude, if you want a girl that squirts, you might wanna talk about that beforehand cuz not every chick can do it... I've always felt crappy I can't do it cuz it's so requested, but damn. I know my face gave it away. He never talked to me again after that show. Like, that pisses me off... Had I known that's what you wanted up front, I would have told you I couldn't do it. GRRRR.
Missbeth
07-26-2018, 10:08 AM
"Deeper, deeper", he wanted me to finger myself and my fingers were knuckle deep....cant really go any deeper :P
Marina Starr
07-26-2018, 12:18 PM
Itsapbaby1: U like fat cock
Hoe: I like cocks that pay me!
tsapbaby1: Oh is that right
Where do u like em
*** BLOCKED. There is no free dirty talk in my room.
DonaDiabla
07-27-2018, 05:34 AM
On Niteflirt:
Me: Hello,honey, how are you?
Iheartdeepthroat: Not very talkative while doing a deep-throat call.
Me: Dude, it's been two seconds.
*************He got blocked after two minutes for being stupid. Then this idiot gave me 4 stars and said that I did talk alot. :)
Ginnyyy
07-27-2018, 09:47 AM
In the show, 17 minutes in, he's about to cum and he says, with NO PRIOR MENTION OF THIS EVERRRRRR:
"SQUIRT FOR ME BABY!"
I can't squirt. :( Talk about ruining the entire fucking show for me. Dude, if you want a girl that squirts, you might wanna talk about that beforehand cuz not every chick can do it... I've always felt crappy I can't do it cuz it's so requested, but damn. I know my face gave it away. He never talked to me again after that show. Like, that pisses me off... Had I known that's what you wanted up front, I would have told you I couldn't do it. GRRRR.
I can sometimes squirt, but I don t like it and don t do it in my shows. If it s a regular staying for hours in a show, then I feel comfy and if he likes it too, I make an exception for him. But luckily, I don t get many requests for that and if I get the question: do you squirt? I answer: sometimes- and the cheap ones know they re gonna have to go to the girls who do it quicker and leave me alone.
Ginnyyy
07-27-2018, 09:51 AM
hellbilly2000: Feeling kind of guilty
hellbilly2000: I wa touching and rubbing against my wife’s breasts tonight
hellbilly2000: She is in the hospital. She has been in a coma for 3 years
hellbilly2000: That’s why I feel guilty
Like wtf dude.....I didnt even know how to respond to this dumbass lowlife
Reminds me of one of the Kill Bill movies, might be the first one, where a guy had fantasies with his comatose patients.
DeepThoughts
07-27-2018, 03:23 PM
^^ My Names Buck and I like to Fuck! its the last one cause he also fucks Uma Thurman who is in a coma cause she was shot in the church at her wedding but she wakes up and kills buck and then kills everyone else. I love that movie.
And this guy is probably full of shit and doesnt even have a wife he just got this fantasy in his dumb head and wanted to try to shock you with it is all. For these idiots the thrill comes from you being horrified and nothing more.
MsJess
07-27-2018, 03:31 PM
50200
WTF with this guy? like HI THIS IS MY CHATROOM! you can't chat to my guests and drive them away like this!!!!!
NitaBaby
07-27-2018, 03:41 PM
50200
WTF with this guy? like HI THIS IS MY CHATROOM! you can't chat to my guests and drive them away like this!!!!!
Wooooooooooow. REALLY, sir?
BadBitch
07-27-2018, 09:36 PM
In the show, 17 minutes in, he's about to cum and he says, with NO PRIOR MENTION OF THIS EVERRRRRR:
"SQUIRT FOR ME BABY!"
I can't squirt. :( Talk about ruining the entire fucking show for me. Dude, if you want a girl that squirts, you might wanna talk about that beforehand cuz not every chick can do it... I've always felt crappy I can't do it cuz it's so requested, but damn. I know my face gave it away. He never talked to me again after that show. Like, that pisses me off... Had I known that's what you wanted up front, I would have told you I couldn't do it. GRRRR.
I love when guys assume that ALL women can squirt. Fucking dumb mother fuckers.
NitaBaby
07-28-2018, 05:25 AM
The “are you into race play” question has become an annoying trend. If your sexual fantasies include racism then how fucked up are you?
lexi lex
07-30-2018, 02:18 PM
Ok here's some real crazy for ya. A little backstory on this lunatic. This guy found me on chaturebate a year ish ago. He tried to get me to go to new york to prostitute me multiple times. Never takes no for an answere. I did one show for him: where he had me lay the camera on the floor, so I could fake curb stomp it. Then harrased me about doing a cam show where I crush soda cans with my ass. (ouch much?) This continued till I blocked him. Now he just found me on skype (7 ish months later.). Here what went down.
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lexi lex
07-30-2018, 02:20 PM
Here's part to of crazy pants adventure.
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LottieLouise
07-30-2018, 08:44 PM
Had a guy message me on skype today to tell me he saw my snapchat and that I have the ugliest boobs he's ever seen. So annoying when guys try to neg me. Like bitch, I make more than you
DeepThoughts
07-31-2018, 03:23 AM
OMG Lexi Lex hahahahahahahahahaha :D :D :D
My favorite part:
Creepy: Whats is wrong with prostitutes?
Lexi: Nothing but Im not one.
Creepy: So you are saying that there are levels of sex work?
with cam girls on the righteous end
and girls that meet men on the lowly "creepy" end
so those women are bad?
for helping people live their fantasies
Like dude how did you read all that into "Im not a prostitute" ??? :D I read this like six times its killing me. I snorted tea through my nose the first time! This is gold! I hope he stumbles by this thread one and sees that you posted it for all of us to read. Just made my day.
Scorpio Girl
07-31-2018, 05:14 PM
Lexi, that was priceless! Can't believe you actually held it together for that. I like that you have something against Italians because you don't want to press a panini with your ass lol
BadBitch
07-31-2018, 06:07 PM
Here's part to of crazy pants adventure.
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Dude is definitely trolling you. I would have blocked him on Skype about 2 minutes in. He's bored and wants attention.
BadBitch
07-31-2018, 06:10 PM
Just checked my SM email. I received a message from a name I never saw before. "Hey. How've you been? I haven't seen you on."
I checked his account history. We've never done a show.
I respond with, "Since we've never done a show, I don't know who you are."
Then I get a message on NF. A guy writes, "Nurse, I need help." To which I respond, "You can call or text me. I'm not indulging in your roleplay in an email."
Isabo
07-31-2018, 07:17 PM
Here's part to of crazy pants adventure.
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Lol! "You're uncomfortable with the idea of someone thinking you're amazing" wow, what a piece of sh*t. No I dont think I'm amazing, that's why I'm doing sex work ass**le, because I don't think anyone will want me.
He's probably getting off from arguing with you. Really I wouldn't even respond to anything he says anymore he'll go away.
lexi lex
08-01-2018, 09:52 AM
Oh yeah, I blocked his ass so hard. The only reason I let it go on that long was I had no one in my room and was bored.
NitaBaby
08-01-2018, 11:00 AM
Any and all requests that I tell them how much better a white cock is compared to a black one is hella annoying. I’m not that good a liar so just staaahhp.
breadandbutter
08-03-2018, 07:51 AM
"Somehow I think that I'm not going to like you already. You can hit the block button whenever :^)"
Guy got mad cause I was clicking on my laptop... nice!
breadandbutter
08-03-2018, 12:15 PM
A guy just said my squeaky bed reminded him of a cheap motel.
And I was like "Oh well, I've never stayed in a cheap motel, so..."
Can't relate.
anonamiss
08-19-2018, 01:51 AM
is there a thread for bizarre shit custies say that you don't understand at all? i thought there was something separate from this thread, but i couldn't find anything. i just want to post this somewhere. lol
i honestly couldn't tell if this was a language barrier issue or if the dude was just high as fuck or something. this was in a private while i was doing a generic cum show. it was so awkward.
"Just taste yourself. It’s a whole lomrabbingbykueb ass,
Are you going to stop before you come and let me smear you gain.
I’ll clean you up from Play button in the back barn but you have to eat somebodies their lives are too pretty to not be eating some pussy when you’re comingck. One.
I’m putting you or I’ll make her eat you. That’s it. Can you come Gaine tell me
StStick a finger up
Put something in you like if I was
It could take a while.
She’s coming so now we have to find someway to clean her up was going to do that and I know you like to do the spanking but you need to stop and let me drive the train he shouldn’t be doing that once wiriithbb asking for a spank."
...that's when he hit his daily limit, thank god.
Scorpio Girl
08-19-2018, 02:52 PM
is there a thread for bizarre shit custies say that you don't understand at all? i thought there was something separate from this thread, but i couldn't find anything. i just want to post this somewhere. lol
i honestly couldn't tell if this was a language barrier issue or if the dude was just high as fuck or something. this was in a private while i was doing a generic cum show. it was so awkward.
"Just taste yourself. It’s a whole lomrabbingbykueb ass,
Are you going to stop before you come and let me smear you gain.
I’ll clean you up from Play button in the back barn but you have to eat somebodies their lives are too pretty to not be eating some pussy when you’re comingck. One.
I’m putting you or I’ll make her eat you. That’s it. Can you come Gaine tell me
StStick a finger up
Put something in you like if I was
It could take a while.
She’s coming so now we have to find someway to clean her up was going to do that and I know you like to do the spanking but you need to stop and let me drive the train he shouldn’t be doing that once wiriithbb asking for a spank."
...that's when he hit his daily limit, thank god.
Weird. Maybe he's using a translate app or something. I know when guys comment on my twitter in another language and I hit the translate, sometimes parts of it make no sense.
DeepThoughts
08-20-2018, 04:24 AM
I have a lot of experience with translator apps and this does not look anything like a translator fuck up. There are spelling mistakes. translator apps dont make spelling mistakes. also there are words like Gaine which are not even English. It could be French for shaft but that doesnt fit with the translated sentence and its a correct word so the translator should have translated it. "Can you come shaft tell me" There are just basic language rules that have to be followed that are not being followed here.
I think this guy is mentally ill and probably on some sort of pharmaceuticals that are fucking him up. I have a couple of clients that suffer from things like Schizophrenia and some days they will speak to me like this if its a bad day or they got their meds fucked up, too many or not enough. Its scary to think the mind can work like that but it can.
Marina Starr
08-20-2018, 08:05 AM
You know what's real stupid to me? All these fuckers that ask 'got sound?', 'no sound?', 'do you talk?' never go private or exclusive when I say I DO sound in private or exclusive. I'm blocking anyone and everyone that asks for sound then leave.
SoloDesire
08-20-2018, 08:28 AM
You know what's real stupid to me? All these fuckers that ask 'got sound?', 'no sound?', 'do you talk?' never go private or exclusive when I say I DO sound in private or exclusive. I'm blocking anyone and everyone that asks for sound then leave.
I block them too. They just want free attention and they want you to "talk" to them for free. Assholes.