View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
CapturedDoll
09-22-2018, 10:20 AM
Idiot thinking himself a 80lvl troll: Are you a girl bb?
Me: No I'm a pineapple.
I love this so hard. XD
freya_jade_
09-25-2018, 08:49 PM
No really stupid or annoying, but some guy just came into my cam room and asked if I had nice boobs. I said I'd show him in private. He took me private and I got topless. I said something along the lines of "Are these nice for you?" And he was like "Nope" and left.
What the fuck, fuckin self esteem killer, smh.
This is the first time this has ever happened in my 6 months of camming, and now I'm like afraid it's true and this is what most people really think of my body or something :ouch:
My emotions have been on the fucking fringe lately. I know normally that wouldn't bother me, but tonight it was like :shocking:
Glamourmilf
09-26-2018, 07:07 AM
No really stupid or annoying, but some guy just came into my cam room and asked if I had nice boobs. I said I'd show him in private. He took me private and I got topless. I said something along the lines of "Are these nice for you?" And he was like "Nope" and left.
What the fuck, fuckin self esteem killer, smh.
This is the first time this has ever happened in my 6 months of camming, and now I'm like afraid it's true and this is what most people really think of my body or something :ouch:
My emotions have been on the fucking fringe lately. I know normally that wouldn't bother me, but tonight it was like :shocking:
Are you sure it was a guy?
Sounds like a jelly girl to me.
maggiek
09-29-2018, 11:12 AM
lol there was this fucking dumb ass idiot who was like "my wife lets doctors cum in her pussy because they're always clean" what a load of shit these idiots believe. I swear dr's are like the no.1 client I hear ALWAYS try to fuck without a condom jfc i think they just think they're like impervious to illness or some shit. Like there's nothing wrong with not using condoms but these assholes like dont get tested and do not take anti viral drugs. anywaaaaays i hate them thanks for reading
freya_jade_
09-29-2018, 01:51 PM
lol there was this fucking dumb ass idiot who was like "my wife lets doctors cum in her pussy because they're always clean" what a load of shit these idiots believe. I swear dr's are like the no.1 client I hear ALWAYS try to fuck without a condom jfc i think they just think they're like impervious to illness or some shit. Like there's nothing wrong with not using condoms but these assholes like dont get tested and do not take anti viral drugs. anywaaaaays i hate them thanks for reading
I'm willing to bet absolutely none of these idiots even have wives, or doctors that fuck them. They're just trying to get you to entertain their weird fantasy. Which is fine, you can. But MAKE. THEM. PAYYY FOR IT :devil:
freya_jade_
09-29-2018, 01:53 PM
Are you sure it was a guy?
Sounds like a jelly girl to me.
Very well could have been. I'm like 99% certain they were a troll. But it's cooool, cuz they went over their intended 30 seconds and had to pay me 4.05 to troll me :devil:
They tried to come back in a few days later and I blocked them, heh.
freya_jade_
09-29-2018, 03:55 PM
Uhhh, sooo, I got one today. Just now.
Dude comes into my room, tells me it's hard to talk because his mouth is sticky because he's been eating cum off his dick. I'm like "...Ok." Not sure what to even say to that. I for some reason picture this guy eating Elmer's glue and it sticking his lips together. I'm very taken aback.
Then suddenly he takes me private, opens his cam. He's just showing me his face and head, and is smiling. Doesn't stop smiling, at all. Then he asks me if I will watch him fuck his ass with a bottle.
At that point I actually had absolutely no idea what to say. I panicked because 1) I don't even know if him fucking his ass with a bottle is ALLOWED on SM, and 2) Even if it was it sounds really dangerous and I don't want to see it anyways!
So I smile kindly and tell him that bottle fucking sounds really unsafe, and asks if he has a toy instead. He turns off his cam and leaves.
Guess I'm just lucky he didn't rate me 1 star :/ he gave me no rating, so PHEW! He also sent me gold during the show, which I guess was pretty cool. But overall I thought the experience was pretty creepy.
SuperPookie
09-29-2018, 04:49 PM
^^^ I have a Skype semi regular who is a fan of carrots. At this point I've seen a guy stick just about everything up his ass you can think of.
Glamourmilf
09-30-2018, 08:13 AM
Very well could have been. I'm like 99% certain they were a troll. But it's cooool, cuz they went over their intended 30 seconds and had to pay me 4.05 to troll me :devil:
They tried to come back in a few days later and I blocked them, heh.
Ah, love those little victories!
In my experience, they always come back.
So glad we'reable to make notes so we can block their sorry asses.
BadBitch
09-30-2018, 12:13 PM
Uhhh, sooo, I got one today. Just now.
Dude comes into my room, tells me it's hard to talk because his mouth is sticky because he's been eating cum off his dick. I'm like "...Ok." Not sure what to even say to that. I for some reason picture this guy eating Elmer's glue and it sticking his lips together. I'm very taken aback.
Then suddenly he takes me private, opens his cam. He's just showing me his face and head, and is smiling. Doesn't stop smiling, at all. Then he asks me if I will watch him fuck his ass with a bottle.
At that point I actually had absolutely no idea what to say. I panicked because 1) I don't even know if him fucking his ass with a bottle is ALLOWED on SM, and 2) Even if it was it sounds really dangerous and I don't want to see it anyways!
So I smile kindly and tell him that bottle fucking sounds really unsafe, and asks if he has a toy instead. He turns off his cam and leaves.
Guess I'm just lucky he didn't rate me 1 star :/ he gave me no rating, so PHEW! He also sent me gold during the show, which I guess was pretty cool. But overall I thought the experience was pretty creepy.
You can watch a guy use a bottle. I would have milked that mother. LOL!
anonymous camgirl
10-07-2018, 12:38 PM
One of these cam clients just told me that Sucking 2 dicks at once is a popular fantasy amongst females these days. Is that true? Never heard of it!
CatBBW
10-08-2018, 05:29 AM
One of these cam clients just told me that Sucking 2 dicks at once is a popular fantasy amongst females these days. Is that true? Never heard of it!
Nahhh. More like a male fantasy. Or a sissy's.
jigglypuff
10-08-2018, 06:31 AM
One of these cam clients just told me that Sucking 2 dicks at once is a popular fantasy amongst females these days. Is that true? Never heard of it!
Ugh. Don't listen to him. More like one of HIS fantasies lol. Who can even fit two dicks in their mouth if they're normally sized?!
Scorpio Girl
10-08-2018, 05:18 PM
Ugh. Don't listen to him. More like one of HIS fantasies lol. Who can even fit two dicks in their mouth if they're normally sized?!
Ha ha that's what I was thinking. I know I can't fit two dicks in my mouth lol
SapphireXO
10-09-2018, 06:20 AM
I had an adult baby diaper boy over the weekend. He just wanted to hang out. He was totally ok explaining how he lives as an adult baby loser 24/7. Cock out. However he just wanted to relax and do a vanilla show. It tripped me out because I didn't know what to do for over 30 minutes...talk normal? take about myself? ask him questions about his fetish? It was odd. TO SAY THE LEAST! He had laser hair removal too head to toe. In between the "goo goo gahhh gahhh's" and rattle shaking - he was just like "let me be me and you be you." He didnt want any coaching or encouragement to stroke off. It was weird AF.
TheBrownFox
10-10-2018, 05:17 AM
When a motherfucker has the nerve to whine in free chat about how you’re “never on cam,” which is a load of bullshit. Just because your dumb ass expects models to have 24-hour availability, and to be online at all the random ass times YOU pop up does not mean she’s “never on.” These motherfuckers are too lazy or stupid to read our cam schedules or follow us on Twitter. I also am gone 10-12 hours during the day, catching the bus to/from my draining day job. Tonight I ain’t getting home til 10 pm.
It’s always the motherfuckers who don’t tip who got the most to complain about. Lol.
SapphireXO
10-10-2018, 05:22 AM
When a motherfucker has the nerve to whine in free chat about how you’re “never on cam,” which is a load of bullshit. Just because your dumb ass expects models to have 24-hour availability, and to be online at all the random ass times YOU pop up does not mean she’s “never on.” These motherfuckers are too lazy or stupid to read our cam schedules or follow us on Twitter. I also am gone 10-12 hours during the day, catching the bus to/from my draining day job. Tonight I ain’t getting home til 10 pm.
It’s always the motherfuckers who don’t tip who got the most to complain about. Lol.
Hello this! I rarely am at night and I always get the requests to log on. I genuinely believe they think we are dripping wet and so horny we can't control ourselves 24/7. So they enjoy reaching out to us like we are just DYING for them. It's more or less like - NO! - I am cooking dinner and taking a shower tonight. I am not going on cam and working.
Bridgetxo
10-10-2018, 05:02 PM
Had someone tip me 20 tokens on MFC and ask to be added to my friends list. Now this person has been in my room before and tipped me 10 or 20 tokens and asked to be added to friend list. I told him numerous times it's 100 tokens so this time I just ignored him. So he says in public chat "guess not." I told him it's 100 tokens for friends list and I've told him this before. He goes on to say he's tipped me a lot and taken me private before for like 1000 tokens. I click on his name and start to read each time he has tipped me. 20 tokens here, 10 tokens there. In the past year and a half he has tipped me 950 tokens and never taken me private.
He says I have a bad attitude and leaves. Poor guy got all butthurt that I called him out on his bullshit.
TheBrownFox
10-10-2018, 08:03 PM
Had someone tip me 20 tokens on MFC and ask to be added to my friends list. Now this person has been in my room before and tipped me 10 or 20 tokens and asked to be added to friend list. I told him numerous times it's 100 tokens so this time I just ignored him. So he says in public chat "guess not." I told him it's 100 tokens for friends list and I've told him this before. He goes on to say he's tipped me a lot and taken me private before for like 1000 tokens. I click on his name and start to read each time he has tipped me. 20 tokens here, 10 tokens there. In the past year and a half he has tipped me 950 tokens and never taken me private.
He says I have a bad attitude and leaves. Poor guy got all butthurt that I called him out on his bullshit.
I blocked a guy on MFC recently for being a whiney little bitch about the whole "NOW can I be on your friends list???" thing. Then he decided to get smart with me and say "Yeah, because you just have sooooo many guys in your room right now, right? Lol." *eye roll* I was like oh yeah, smartass? You're the one on here being a whiney little bitch, begging for me to add you a damn list.
MFC has the most entitled fucking guys, I swear. I don't charge for friends list. I just add the guys I feel like adding...the guys who tip, and actually have cool conversations with me that I actually enjoy seeing them in my room. Nobody who asks to be on my friends list gets on my friends list. Lol. And the reasons these guys beg to be on it is that they want to PM you to death with small talk (stuff they could've just said in the public chat) all throughout your cam shift, because they think they're some special little snowflake who deserves the extra personal attention from you while you're working. It's obnoxious.
A fellow model told me that's why she's started disabling the PM feature altogether, and it made her life a little easier not having to deal with it at all. And half these guys will probably wanna tip you 100 tokens one time...never tip you again...and then PM you all fucking night every time they see you on cam. NO. Take me private, or MFC Mail me, or send small tips with tip notes, motherfucker.
BadBitch
10-11-2018, 08:44 PM
You're more than welcome. Very happy to pass the baton.
Now, get out there and let those little bastards know whose boss!
They WANT to give you their money.
Because, deep down they know they are not worthy.
But, deep down inside, they know that YOU ARE worthy.
:heartbeat
This.
mizzfitamy
10-12-2018, 02:49 AM
Free chat gems from today:
Guy1: in private will u play with your boobs and make your pussy hard?
(how do you make a pussy hard??)
Guy2: do u want me?
(yeah i can see you never bought credits on this site, but i want u so much!)
princess_casual
10-12-2018, 05:41 AM
No really stupid or annoying, but some guy just came into my cam room and asked if I had nice boobs. I said I'd show him in private. He took me private and I got topless. I said something along the lines of "Are these nice for you?" And he was like "Nope" and left.
What the fuck, fuckin self esteem killer, smh.
This is the first time this has ever happened in my 6 months of camming, and now I'm like afraid it's true and this is what most people really think of my body or something :ouch:
My emotions have been on the fucking fringe lately. I know normally that wouldn't bother me, but tonight it was like :shocking:
Don't ask them what they think of your body. You know you are a goddess. They're just salty they just paid to see some tits.
Ginnyyy
10-12-2018, 02:45 PM
Dude begs and begs and begs and tries to convince me into getting more sexy on cam for an upcoming show with him, when I reply to him, he sais he is Japanese and he translates into English. I tell him I too speak a little Japanese, no worries.
MO-FO is shocked asking "Really? Example." and still in English LOL
sovereignv
10-16-2018, 04:56 AM
monsterdick: Mom u r a hoe aint u
Jk ur pretty i love you mom
I need a favor please get my cock hard im high on meth for 2 days & sober ppl runnin aroumd with hard lil penis
Mom u would be so cool if u could
Im charlie 22 male mom
Oh yea i was wanting you to shake ur ass mom for me im sorry for asking u
me: ill shake it in exclusive. dont call me mom
monsterdick: Ah i dont like u
I like ur holes tho
To abuse
me: u havent seen them and u never will
ur life is a waste and nobody will miss u when u die
bye bye, human garbage
I don't like losing my cool but I feel pretty agitated today
innocentindian
10-16-2018, 09:34 AM
Too late, byee~
50513
princess_casual
10-17-2018, 05:49 AM
They can say whatever nasty shit they want in free chat, but nothing gets my blood boiling like "Smile for me."
I was having a bad day the other day and barked loudly at some dude "IT'S FUCKING 2018 HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT TELLING A GIRL TO SMILE IS FUCKING OBNOXIOUS" hehe ooops
SoloDesire
10-17-2018, 07:50 AM
Apparently there are girls 5 times hotter than me on Streamate only charging $1 a minute. At least that's what "Gotduped" just felt the need to pop in my free chat and tell me. These guys are so stupid.
https://media.giphy.com/media/noHiv3MBKCMrC/giphy.gif
SapphireXO
10-23-2018, 07:05 AM
My first call of the day on NF: "You look like a super sexy action packed webcam model. I am looking more for a phone sex secretary that will use her phone to 3 way call my customers for my business while I'm busy jacking off and cum is dripping from my lips. Can you do that?"
Ummm no. I am not looking for another job. Sounds like a lot of work and I don't need to answer your business calls for you.
He disconnects the call. *eye roll*
mizzfitamy
10-24-2018, 09:42 AM
"I can't afford to go in private u make me cum I will make u cum"
itsnightlight
10-24-2018, 12:12 PM
For the love of the Lord, if you are a male model or a "female" model (men pretending to be female models online who are actually cheap freeloaders who think being female=free shit), do not come into my room to talk about how slow your shift is. Your shift is slow because you are using server power to perv in other people's chatrooms and complain about your shift rather than make something out of it. If your shift is slow, either log into another site, read a book, make some clips, SOMETHING. But don't come into MY room and bitch.
sexy_scottish_kate
10-24-2018, 06:30 PM
I've been on AW for around a year and a half, and am just waiting on confirmation from Streamate as I want to ~diversify~
Anyway I just discovered this wonderful forum and this thread just blessed me with eternal life honestly, I have sooo many stories....
Weird one from the other night:
Ryan-1992: Kate I want to lay you on a cibatta and cover you with mozerella
Me: er, that's a new one
Ryan-1992: not into it no?
Me: would have to be a bloody big ciabatta
Ryan-1992: my brother owns a bakery
Ryan-1992: it can be done
I kicked him cause the other customers were obviously thinking wtf and leaving. But I kind of had questions. Sliced mozz or melted, for example??
Here's one from a paying customer. I don't mind you being weird af if you're paying!! So I was just doing a regular striptease-and-cum c2c show, very vanilla, nothing special or out of the ordinary. Then he said, 'would you like to see my cumway?'
Cumway
Not something I've evver heard of... surely it can't be what I'm imagining...? It was! He spun his cam round to reveal a bunch of bath towels laid out end to end across his living room carpet, he turned round and pew pew!! 'That was a good one,' he said. I was trying SO hard not to seem as bewildered as I felt. Just when you think this game can't surprise you here we have a middle aged man who enjoys seeing how far he can launch his seed across a room. I asked if I had set a record for him and he said he doesn't actually measure or keep a record. I do not wanna know what it says about me that I was actually kinda disappointed by that lmao
gorgeousbbw
10-24-2018, 06:36 PM
All in free chat:
guy: I am just sitting here in my pretty pink panties
guy: hi little, are u being a good little today? "im not even a little.
Guy: Show first then private
guy " tease me bb" then private
Guy " get my dick hard first then we go private
Guy " Where u from bb, do u have a man, I don't do cam shows when can we fuck for real
guy: " I'm submitting my pics to your porn company so I can fuck u in real life weather u want to or not
To say I am fed the fuck up today is an understatement.
sexy_scottish_kate
10-24-2018, 06:38 PM
That last one, yikes!
gorgeousbbw
10-24-2018, 06:40 PM
That last one, yikes!
creepy fuckers lol
Oh also: I am just sitting here with my girlfriend watching you....
caramelcraze
10-25-2018, 10:41 AM
"Can you act super ghetto for a cam show?"
http://24.media.tumblr.com/066b444f0cda7d8c1d3777c64b4c3806/tumblr_n3lnedONnr1smcbm7o1_400.gif
SuperPookie
10-25-2018, 12:11 PM
"Can you act super ghetto for a cam show?"
http://24.media.tumblr.com/066b444f0cda7d8c1d3777c64b4c3806/tumblr_n3lnedONnr1smcbm7o1_400.gif
I got this as well though in my case I assume he meant along the lines of white trailer trash. Did he just pop up with it immediately like it was one of those copy and paste comments?
Marina Starr
10-25-2018, 04:01 PM
Hoe: wanna play?
Fuckboy: Idk yet
Hoe: I'm not here to babysit you.
Fuckboy: Ok well bye bitch
***Hoe BLOCKED fuckboy.
We are not playing this fucking game. They know why they're on the site. You don't know because you're BROKE.
Bridgetxo
10-26-2018, 10:31 PM
Loser: Hi I'm looking for some advice. Can I send you a private message? I usually tip after the advice is given.
Me: I'm sorry, do I have idiot written across my forehead?
Loser: What a loser. It was a bad idea to come in here. I'm happy to hear you're failing as a camgirl.
I had made $200 in the past 2 hours. If that is failing as a camgirl, I will happily take it!
pippapippa
10-27-2018, 10:05 PM
Gold for tits?
Yes, it’s five gold
Two gold?
Did I stutter?
Three gold, final offer.
Get the fuck out of my room with that.
*He comes back in
So you said five gold?
*tips five
Lol! I was not having it last night.
TheBrownFox
10-28-2018, 08:09 AM
How about these clowns that enter the free chat, and the first thing they say is “Stand up.” Lmfao! *Looks to my left...looks to my right.* Oh, I know you’re not talking to ME like that. Haha!
caramelcraze
10-28-2018, 08:28 AM
I got this as well though in my case I assume he meant along the lines of white trailer trash. Did he just pop up with it immediately like it was one of those copy and paste comments?
no he held a convo for a minute or two before asking. genuinely wanted it I'm assuming.
TheBrownFox
10-28-2018, 10:31 AM
"Can you act super ghetto for a cam show?"
http://24.media.tumblr.com/066b444f0cda7d8c1d3777c64b4c3806/tumblr_n3lnedONnr1smcbm7o1_400.gif
I’m wondering if he intended on recording it, so he can post it somewhere to get a b.s. discussion going about “how all Black women act ghetto.” Or if he genuinely has a ghetto fetish? Lol.
Marina Starr
10-29-2018, 02:47 PM
Loser: are you busy bb?
Hoe: are you ready for private?
***Loser tried to leave and got blocked. This is right after a GENTLEMAN with money took me private just so he can spoil me with $50 gold. Asking me if I'm busy really pissed me off. It's always fucking freeloaders that ask stupid questions. None of your fucking business.
reverette
10-30-2018, 09:54 AM
Pencildick has entered the room.
Me: Hi pencildick! How are you today?
*silence*
Me: So happy to have you here, pencildick. Is there something in particular you wanted to do today?
Pencildick: sorry im the kinda guy who reads profiles. if youd read mine then youd already knkow what i want to do. lol
KICKED and BANNED. What is it with no-spenders who think that I'm here to dig deep into your brain and spoon-feed you your personalized fantasy? You want a backrub while I'm at it, baby boy? D E L I C I O U S. :rip:
Bananabunny
10-30-2018, 09:21 PM
Some dude that I had a private with complains about me going into the next private 15 minutes later...with an indirect thing "You didn't tell me anything when you left for the private :) I don't understand women these days"
Like BITCH is you blind?! The screen literally says "Model is in a private show" after I entered. Also shut the fuck up and lemme hustle goddamn it does he think I want to keep talking to his sorry ass after the private while ignoring customers that wants shows??? I'm already not rich from this industry so let me do what I have to do. Ugh.
As if it isn't enough, he pisses me off even more and says "now that I had a pvt with you can I have your kik? I don't need to pay for your kik since I paid for the pvt already and it would make the evening perfect also I don't feel like loading more tokens, I will have to load them in december to get your kik :)"
Asshole. I will ignore him next time. He is willing to give some money...but he wants some extra shit which he didn't pay for clearly. He's also been awfully annoying in private saying his "little friend fell asleep again" just because I didn't get naked immediately in the pvt. Like bro chill I'm not gonna hurry in pvt just for your snowflake ass!!!!
SoloDesire
10-31-2018, 06:42 AM
Some dude that I had a private with complains about me going into the next private 15 minutes later...with an indirect thing "You didn't tell me anything when you left for the private :) I don't understand women these days"
Like BITCH is you blind?! The screen literally says "Model is in a private show" after I entered. Also shut the fuck up and lemme hustle goddamn it does he think I want to keep talking to his sorry ass after the private while ignoring customers that wants shows??? I'm already not rich from this industry so let me do what I have to do. Ugh.
As if it isn't enough, he pisses me off even more and says "now that I had a pvt with you can I have your kik? I don't need to pay for your kik since I paid for the pvt already and it would make the evening perfect also I don't feel like loading more tokens, I will have to load them in december to get your kik :)"
Asshole. I will ignore him next time. He is willing to give some money...but he wants some extra shit which he didn't pay for clearly. He's also been awfully annoying in private saying his "little friend fell asleep again" just because I didn't get naked immediately in the pvt. Like bro chill I'm not gonna hurry in pvt just for your snowflake ass!!!!
Holy shit, I would have blocked his ass immediately for that bs. You have way more patience than I. Lol
SoloDesire
10-31-2018, 07:06 AM
On Streamate...
diversion: If a guy hits on you in a bar what are his chances of being
Accepted
diversion has logged off (reason: user was booted by model)
https://media.giphy.com/media/xg1ta7fP3BKTe/giphy.gif
SapphireXO
10-31-2018, 01:59 PM
My first call of the day on NF: "You look like a super sexy action packed webcam model. I am looking more for a phone sex secretary that will use her phone to 3 way call my customers for my business while I'm busy jacking off and cum is dripping from my lips. Can you do that?"
Ummm no. I am not looking for another job. Sounds like a lot of work and I don't need to answer your business calls for you.
He disconnects the call. *eye roll*
This fucking idiot had the audacity to add my NF listings to his favorite and call me like our first call never happened. I just played along for about 7 minutes until I couldn't stand it. NO I WILL NOT CALL YOUR BUSINESS PHONE NUMBER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE and NO! I WILL NOT ANSWER YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS CALLS WHILE YOU ARE CROSS DRESSING.
I have my own job. I don't need to manage your fucking business for you too.
Bananabunny
11-01-2018, 06:21 PM
Holy shit, I would have blocked his ass immediately for that bs. You have way more patience than I. Lol
I NEED to have patience since I'm not getting private shows every day...So this patience is kinda forced onto me basically LOL
Also the motivation to make $$$ fuels my patience.
I haven't seen him for days, I bet with you he won't come back anyways. He was probably too salty that at the end when I haven't received any tips for +15 minutes and it was late I left without to say bye LOL
Next time I better make him pay more for his big ego.
SoloDesire
11-02-2018, 06:46 AM
I NEED to have patience since I'm not getting private shows every day...So this patience is kinda forced onto me basically LOL
Also the motivation to make $$$ fuels my patience.
I haven't seen him for days, I bet with you he won't come back anyways. He was probably too salty that at the end when I haven't received any tips for +15 minutes and it was late I left without to say bye LOL
Next time I better make him pay more for his big ego.
I understand what you're saying, but saving yourself the stress of dealing with that kind of bullshit by blocking once they are obviously more trouble than they're worth (which is nothing, because guys like that never pay well or for very long...and then they expect the world) will help you make more money in the long run. A stressed out cam girl can't rake in the money. Just block and move on to the next. The less bs I put up with the better I do on cam. Just my two cents ;) Good luck bb! <3