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DeepThoughts
11-02-2018, 11:19 AM
Clueless: how did u lose your virginity?

Me: I had sex with a guy.

reverette
11-02-2018, 12:24 PM
Clueless: how did u lose your virginity?

Me: I had sex with a guy.


https://media.giphy.com/media/xT0xeJpnrWC4XWblEk/giphy.gif

I almost spit out my coffee laughing, DeepThoughts. These sad little men :spin:

Bananabunny
11-02-2018, 08:12 PM
Today I have warned an asshole, told him he shouldn't beg for a free pm and I told him to read my rules which states PM = 30 tokens, what is he doing next? He tells me the following:

"God girls like you are such stupid hoes you pretend to be a queen, in what world do you live in?"

BITCH so first of fucking all, I'm not a queen I'm a fucking goddess. Second of all, no cheapo ass idiot talks down on me like that. YOU think your slowflake ass bitch can get a free chat from every girl on a cam website or what? You obviously live in fucking delusional-lala-land.

I perma banned his ass. Fucking wannabe Alpha male. Who the fuck does he think he is?? Damn he must have had such a shitty day being banned by +100 girls for saying that. Son of a bitch!!!!

reverette
11-03-2018, 06:52 AM
"God girls like you are such stupid hoes you pretend to be a queen, in what world do you live in?"


You're damn right, Bananabunny!
To me, it's self-evident that we are queens and goddesses. That schmuck gets paid, what, $8.50/hr slinging pizzas at Domino's? Meanwhile, he's coming to you, practically begging to see any part of you, and he's too poor to fork it over.

He's a pathetic pencil-dick who has to spend his life's savings just to get to see a woman. I say the stupid ho is the one who not only has to pay for a woman's attention, but can't even afford to. :queen:

naomi_doll
11-03-2018, 05:49 PM
This right here Idk what to even say about it and after all that he didn't even do a show

Hi sexy!
Not much. Just watching TV right now.
I've been good!
Do you like Wheel of Fortune?
Yeah!
She is very sexy! But, I like it for another reason too! I've always been aroused by the sound that the wheel makes while it spins round and round. You know that motor- like sound?
I love it because it kinda sounds like farting!
I do!
AThe gassier the better!
I have a fun idea! How would Mommy like to take me for a ride and spin me on the wheel?absolutely!
Put me in the middle of the wheel and roll it up nice and tight, just like if it were a rainbow colored parachute!
I'd sit on the yellow wedges because yellow is my favorite color !
Very soon!
I just wanna explain how I want you to do it!
You'll spin me with your arm in a circle round and round butt- naked really, really fast and you can make the sound of the wheel by passing gas!
Yeah, you can also make farting sounds by blowing through your lips and cheeks like you're blowing a raspberry! The faster you spin the wheel and the more gas you give it, the more I'll cum!
Oh I will be! I wanna ride on and in your yummy gassy butt!
Ready to spin the wheel?
Okay, let's play Wheel... of... Farting!
Take me for a gassy ride and here we go!

I just got this guy. After 3 years he's still at it. I wonder if it ever works.

reverette
11-04-2018, 06:49 AM
I just got this guy. After 3 years he's still at it. I wonder if it ever works.

Just got him in my room last night. He got to "that motor-like sound" before I blocked him.
Between that and the number of people who ask for some variety of mommy/sister taboo stuff, I wonder what goes through some people's heads...

Vogue
11-05-2018, 02:02 AM
just happened today ! sick of my stomach , who the fuck jerks off on that ? the guy is mental if he thinks im going to play along on that
50564

SapphireXO
11-05-2018, 12:40 PM
A customer screenshared tributing me $1000 during a Skype show on NF. After telling me he wanted to take me on holiday and be my sugar daddy. Previously he did buy quite a bit off my Amazon wishlist. Nope he got cold feet and stopped screensharing and disconnect our call. FUCKER.

DeepThoughts
11-05-2018, 01:01 PM
^^ He will probably be back. Then you can use your anger to leverage more gifts and $$$

Bananabunny
11-05-2018, 05:31 PM
Sooo right now, there's a dude, super generous. But I don't think he's normal in his head...
He literally told me he is in a recovery home right now. Gonna ask him later why cuz man I feel kinda sorry for him but I kinda don't???? He doesn't seem to have any control over anything he does. Pretty sure he's into gambling too cuz dude spends a crazy amount of money on me. It shouldn't be my problem but aye, if that was my son I would slap him until he's normal again LOL
The weirdest shit he's been telling me so far: "can you see me some girls on here can"
I'm sorry I don't speak retard LOL

He been telling me he is driving while watching AND tiping me at the same time and going into walmart with a boner...Dude is messed up in his head!!!!
I didn't know where to post this first but I guess this thread is ok? Cuz he has been saying lots of nonsense and I know him for like 2-3 days. Well, as long as it pays my bills, idgaf if he ends up homeless but in a way the non-devil side of me hopes for him to stop doing that stupid shit and getting his shit together.

reverette
11-05-2018, 06:13 PM
Jean-Paul Sartre once famously said that hell is other people. After the past 24 hours, I can now confirm this is true.

* Got this creepy-ass message from somebody who came into my room and instantly started declaring his "love" for me


i know that i never get a chance to say this to you. but you mean the world to me ill never lie to you ill never do anything to hurt you ill put you second to none you'll always be the most important woman in my life you'll always be my inspiration you'll always be the reason i smile laugh and can be happy again you give me hope that ill find and have a gf as special as you are in my life

* Got some French clown who says that he's super into findom, but then refuses to even tip a buck. Also, tries to lecture me on how I really must not be in true, deep love (puke) with my boyfriend if I'm on here. Somehow, this man is single. And blocked.

* Wheel-Of-Farting

* The sheer number of people who want me to be their naughty mommy has me insecure about my appearance. I'm 24.

Luckily the elections are tomorrow, so I might get the day to rest and make SM clips/pics if it's too slow. I see lots of drinking in my future.
Crying, drinking, masturbating, and voting - it's the American way.

sovereignv
11-05-2018, 06:30 PM
I get the mommy guys all the time and I'm 26. I've been getting them for years too. But recently there seems to be more of them, not really sure what that's about. I've got an epidemic of guys asking for some type of fetish show and then going "hi mommy" in private assuming I won't stop them. They know they're not allowed to.

SapphireXO
11-06-2018, 07:39 AM
Woke up to a negative review:Total waste of time. Just awful. He only paid for several days of paid chat and said he was emotionally attached to my high heels. Not sure what was so awful because he came back for more and more over several days...

FUCK PEOPLE and whatever high horse they seem to be riding on.

breadandbutter
11-08-2018, 10:05 AM
cams dude: u vote?
me: yes
cams dude: shouldnt u be building a wall lol
me: yikes

breadandbutter
11-08-2018, 11:12 AM
A guy just said i had a "fucking bad attitude" because i told him it was "fucking creepy" to demand to know what state im in.

DeepThoughts
11-08-2018, 12:22 PM
^^ I always say im in a state of exstasy. :)

I also got a guy asking if I voted. I was like voted for what you ignorant American asshole that thinks the whole fucking world is American. Sheesh.

Marina Starr
11-08-2018, 12:35 PM
Why do guys want to know where we’re from? I’m not gonna invite you over so you can use me, LOL.
They are so desperate and pathetic.

***I got more to say, lol. Notice how men hate when women are desperate but it's okay for them to be so?

JoyKitten
11-08-2018, 03:45 PM
I get the mommy guys all the time and I'm 26. I've been getting them for years too. But recently there seems to be more of them, not really sure what that's about. I've got an epidemic of guys asking for some type of fetish show and then going "hi mommy" in private assuming I won't stop them. They know they're not allowed to.

Back when Justin Timberlake made this video it seemed to open the floodgates to Mommy fetish
https://youtu.be/X0DeIqJm4vM

SapphireXO
11-09-2018, 09:27 AM
A customer called my foot fetish line on NF - on minute 2 asks for a southern belle accent. I didn't know I was supposed to be Queen of voice overs. I'm from the Midwest...

He hung up when I said, "Can't I be myself? It's that good enough?!" Guess not :p

Marina Starr
11-09-2018, 02:46 PM
Fuckboy: do you have sound?

Hoe: Yes in private or exclusive.

Fuckboy: (stared in silence)

Hoe: you asked for sound, I said yes in private so what's the problem?

*** Fuckboy left and got blocked.
When I have sound and you don't go private after asking if I have sound will guarantee block for life.

Panthera
11-09-2018, 05:04 PM
I get super annoyed when they ask me "what are your limits"? Like...dude...how can I possibly know what horrendous crazy thing your mind might come up with, say it first and then I will let you know that I don't do it! I feel like...if I say "this and that" they will assume I do all the rest they can think of! So usually its instant block.

BadBitch
11-10-2018, 10:10 PM
I just got this guy. After 3 years he's still at it. I wonder if it ever works.

Got him years ago. Banned his sorry ass. By the large amount of girls who have blocked him, how does he not
understand that he has a loser by this point?

BadBitch
11-10-2018, 10:12 PM
A customer called my foot fetish line on NF - on minute 2 asks for a southern belle accent. I didn't know I was supposed to be Queen of voice overs. I'm from the Midwest...

He hung up when I said, "Can't I be myself? It's that good enough?!" Guess not :p

I got someone similar! May have been the same guy.

Greywitch
11-12-2018, 08:22 AM
50601

Not the first like this. In fact the second "Call me!" mail in under an hour but jeez the feeling of "I'm doing you such a favour" left me torn between banging my head off my desk, laughing my ass off, or calling him lots of rude words. Maybe I should have offered him some money? I mean you can't expect someone to chat to you for free can you?

DeepThoughts
11-13-2018, 07:04 AM
^^ I answer this nonsense with very clear cut answers directing them to where they can pay for my services.

Hi John,
Thanks for your email! Sounds great, whenever you are ready you can access me via the "Phone Chat Booking" link listed at the top of my page. I will talk to you soon!

Clare.

believe it or not I would say I have a about a 60% success rate of turning them into clients by just pretending that this was what they ment in the first place! Its actually a psychological move to just reply this way. For some reasons are brains are hardwired to follow the line that has been put out there so try it. If he responds back saying he cant or wont pay then just repeat that when he is ready he can contact you. Assume what he ment was 'How do I contact you' and 'I dont have the money yet but I will later' and you can create the outcome you desire!

Bananabunny
11-13-2018, 07:09 PM
^^ I answer this nonsense with very clear cut answers directing them to where they can pay for my services.

Hi John,
Thanks for your email! Sounds great, whenever you are ready you can access me via the "Phone Chat Booking" link listed at the top of my page. I will talk to you soon!

Clare.

believe it or not I would say I have a about a 60% success rate of turning them into clients by just pretending that this was what they ment in the first place! Its actually a psychological move to just reply this way. For some reasons are brains are hardwired to follow the line that has been put out there so try it. If he responds back saying he cant or wont pay then just repeat that when he is ready he can contact you. Assume what he ment was 'How do I contact you' and 'I dont have the money yet but I will later' and you can create the outcome you desire!

This is actually soooooo smart and fits your username, I will so use this next time someone does that!! Thanks for this xox

BadBitch
11-13-2018, 08:39 PM
^^ I answer this nonsense with very clear cut answers directing them to where they can pay for my services.

Hi John,
Thanks for your email! Sounds great, whenever you are ready you can access me via the "Phone Chat Booking" link listed at the top of my page. I will talk to you soon!

Clare.

believe it or not I would say I have a about a 60% success rate of turning them into clients by just pretending that this was what they ment in the first place! Its actually a psychological move to just reply this way. For some reasons are brains are hardwired to follow the line that has been put out there so try it. If he responds back saying he cant or wont pay then just repeat that when he is ready he can contact you. Assume what he ment was 'How do I contact you' and 'I dont have the money yet but I will later' and you can create the outcome you desire!

Yes! I do similar things!

DeepThoughts
11-15-2018, 04:01 AM
^^ Thanks ladies! If you interested in more on this you can watch this youtube video that breaks down this technique and others really really well. It does it using GoT as well so if your a fan its even more fun. The channel is called Charisma on Command and its got great insight on using all kinds of techniques to succeed in life! These sorts of channels are really helpful in closing sales and hooking new clients so if you're up to learning new things you can check out his other videos as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NQiHtbpa8s

DeepThoughts
11-16-2018, 04:00 AM
Scammer: Can I give you my streamate login? You can tip yourself with my account while I watch and drool for your tits

Careful if you see this. Dont say yes. Could be considered Credit Card fraud so steer clear of these morons

princess_casual
11-16-2018, 11:53 AM
Clueless: how did u lose your virginity?

Me: I had sex with a guy.

These kind of guys are hoping you will live up to their stereotype of a sex worker: had sex too young, not a good experience, etc.

I never answer these kinds of questions in free.

TheBrownFox
11-16-2018, 09:50 PM
How many fucking times (and different ways) are you gonna tell me I'm pretty, gorgeous, sexy, a natural beauty, etc. within a 3-5 minute span? Lmao. That's so annoying and fake as hell to me. I said "Thank you" to you already. What more do you want? Why can't more men on these free chat sites have actual conversations (I love the members who TIP a little something, and know how to actually have conversation where they're not giving ass-kissing compliments every 2 seconds)?

And what about the dudes who come into free chat asking "So what you up to?" LOL. Um...I'm on cam working. What's it look like I'm up to? Lmao.

DeepThoughts
11-17-2018, 04:02 AM
Im so annoyed by the fact that if I sneeze once and then have a little sniffle for a second every fucking guy in the room just assumes Im sick!!!! Like cant it just be my bodies natural defense system kicking in to clear my nasal cavity of some foreign debris you fucking retarded fuckards???????? Dont these guys ever get exposed to something that makes them sneeze?

it happens to me like weekly and its making me grouchy.

innocentindian
11-17-2018, 10:57 AM
How many fucking times (and different ways) are you gonna tell me I'm pretty, gorgeous, sexy, a natural beauty, etc. within a 3-5 minute span?

And what about the dudes who come into free chat asking "So what you up to?" LOL. Um...I'm on cam working. What's it look like I'm up to? Lmao.

OH MY GOD haha I hate this so much! The guys think that by showering you with endless compliments on your looks, you'll be so flattered that you'll start taking off your clothes :banghead:

I want to ban every guy who asks what I'm up to; he can clearly see what I'm up to! I'm sitting in freechat with losers like him!

TheBrownFox
11-17-2018, 12:22 PM
Im so annoyed by the fact that if I sneeze once and then have a little sniffle for a second every fucking guy in the room just assumes Im sick!!!! Like cant it just be my bodies natural defense system kicking in to clear my nasal cavity of some foreign debris you fucking retarded fuckards???????? Dont these guys ever get exposed to something that makes them sneeze?

it happens to me like weekly and its making me grouchy.

I used to have a guy on MFC who, any time I sneezed, he'd asked "Do you have a cold?" And I'd always have to tell him "No, I have allergies." Seriously, he asked me this ALL THE TIME, and I had to keep telling him the same thing. And no, it doesn't automatically mean we're sick, or that we "need to take better care of ourselves." *eye roll*

BadBitch
11-18-2018, 09:58 PM
How many fucking times (and different ways) are you gonna tell me I'm pretty, gorgeous, sexy, a natural beauty, etc. within a 3-5 minute span? Lmao. That's so annoying and fake as hell to me. I said "Thank you" to you already. What more do you want? Why can't more men on these free chat sites have actual conversations (I love the members who TIP a little something, and know how to actually have conversation where they're not giving ass-kissing compliments every 2 seconds)?

And what about the dudes who come into free chat asking "So what you up to?" LOL. Um...I'm on cam working. What's it look like I'm up to? Lmao.

Then they leave when I respond to their "What are you up to?" with "Nothing. Just working."

BadBitch
11-18-2018, 10:00 PM
This makes me irate.

Me: Hi. How are you?
Him: A little horny.
Me: Ok. Well, we can go Pvt and I can get you more horny.
Him: I'll think about it. How long are you on?>:(

Cutie101
11-18-2018, 11:32 PM
Some mororn that claims to be from Dubai:
"You are old at 26, nobody wants to marry you anymore, you should find a man quick because nobody will marry an aunty like you"...

I can't even get mad, knowing about their culture and having to get married at 18-19 or less, otherwise you're old, lol... He was honest, according to his local beliefs But was hilarious anyway Considering that, in the last decade, women started to get married and have kids at 30+.

Did anyone ask you if I EVER want to get married or shit?
Or better said: Did anyone ask your oppionion about my damn personal life? Your job is to pay me to show you ma' pussy, motherfucker.


Speaking of that... my mom had me at 18 and now she starts pissing me off to have a kid, cuz it's fun to have kids earlier. My brother turns 18 now and he wants to move in another country so she wants grandkids to raise, cuz she get bored. She is "only" 44.
At 44, if my kids would be on their own, I'd go and travel around the damn world for the next 10 years. But no. My mom wants to be a grandma.

Welp... she'll have to wait, at least 4-5 years for me. OR, maybe she's have grandkids sooner, from my brother, depends how careful he is with the condoms AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

naomi_doll
11-18-2018, 11:45 PM
Some mororn that claims to be from Dubai:
"You are old at 26, nobody wants to marry you anymore, you should find a man quick because nobody will marry an aunty like you"...

I can't even get mad, knowing about their culture and having to get married at 18-19 or less, otherwise you're old, lol... He was honest, according to his local beliefs But was hilarious anyway Considering that, in the last decade, women started to get married and have kids at 30+.

Did anyone ask you if I EVER want to get married or shit?
Or better said: Did anyone ask your oppionion about my damn personal life? Your job is to pay me to show you ma' pussy, motherfucker.


Speaking of that... my mom had me at 18 and now she starts pissing me off to have a kid, cuz it's fun to have kids earlier. My brother turns 18 now and he wants to move in another country so she wants grandkids to raise, cuz she get bored. She is "only" 44.
At 44, if my kids would be on their own, I'd go and travel around the damn world for the next 10 years. But no. My mom wants to be a grandma.

Welp... she'll have to wait, at least 4-5 years for me. OR, maybe she's have grandkids sooner, from my brother, depends how careful he is with the condoms AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

50641

I'll just settle with being an aunty. ;)

Cutie101
11-19-2018, 12:43 AM
50641

I'll just settle with being an aunty. ;)

AMEN.

TheBrownFox
11-19-2018, 01:10 AM
Then they leave when I respond to their "What are you up to?" with "Nothing. Just working."

And the "How's your night going?" question. I can't tell if they're just making friendly "How's your day today?"-like conversation, or if B) they're being nosey af and asking if I've having a good token night. If it's B, I kind of feel like that's none of their business. Lol. I remember when MFC members would come in the room and ask "How's your night going? Are they tipping you?" *eye roll* Um...YOU aren't even tipping me. Stop concerning yourself with what OTHER members are doing, and putting me on the spot like that with that question.

MxtressValleycat
11-19-2018, 08:23 AM
See I smile and say "If you want to know that you'll have to tip" and then wink, it works surprisingly often

DeepThoughts
11-19-2018, 10:07 AM
Some mororn that claims to be from Dubai:
"You are old at 26, nobody wants to marry you anymore, you should find a man quick because nobody will marry an aunty like you"...

I can't even get mad, knowing about their culture and having to get married at 18-19 or less, otherwise you're old, lol... He was honest, according to his local beliefs But was hilarious anyway Considering that, in the last decade, women started to get married and have kids at 30+.

Did anyone ask you if I EVER want to get married or shit?
Or better said: Did anyone ask your oppionion about my damn personal life? Your job is to pay me to show you ma' pussy, motherfucker.


Speaking of that... my mom had me at 18 and now she starts pissing me off to have a kid, cuz it's fun to have kids earlier. My brother turns 18 now and he wants to move in another country so she wants grandkids to raise, cuz she get bored. She is "only" 44.
At 44, if my kids would be on their own, I'd go and travel around the damn world for the next 10 years. But no. My mom wants to be a grandma.

Welp... she'll have to wait, at least 4-5 years for me. OR, maybe she's have grandkids sooner, from my brother, depends how careful he is with the condoms AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

You are WAYYYY to nice. This fucktard might be from a culture where you're suppose to marry at 18 or 19 (If you're lucky and they dont marry you off at 14 or 15 to a guy 4x your age) but that doesnt mean he is unaware that the entire world doesnt think this way. He knows perfectly well that he is insulting you by saying that you're to old and no one wants you! If it were me I would have been like "Im not marrying you so dont ask again" :)

But moms always want grand kids so I give her a pass on that. In italian we say La mama e la mama!

Cutie101
11-19-2018, 11:01 AM
You are WAYYYY to nice. This fucktard might be from a culture where you're suppose to marry at 18 or 19 (If you're lucky and they dont marry you off at 14 or 15 to a guy 4x your age) but that doesnt mean he is unaware that the entire world doesnt think this way. He knows perfectly well that he is insulting you by saying that you're to old and no one wants you! If it were me I would have been like "Im not marrying you so dont ask again" :)

But moms always want grand kids so I give her a pass on that. In italian we say La mama e la mama!

Haha, I am too chill.. I ain't got time to get angry with all the idiots, I just notice and ban, I don't even answer. I tell the most hilarious ones here. Since I am on Imlive, the game has changed for me. This is my chat room every day, for 8 hours a day...50646
I'm litterally like: "I ain't got time for this shit anymore";D;D;D;D

DeepThoughts
11-19-2018, 11:20 AM
:D :D :D This reads like the top 10 reasons I dont use ImLive anymore!

MissAdriana
11-22-2018, 04:55 PM
This makes me irate.
Him: I'll think about it. How long are you on?>:(

I get that 1 all the time! I always say like "oh just 5 more mins" or "I'm leaving in a minute' and then they will sometimes feel the pressure and either say how they want to do a show and I'll say 'I have time for a quickie.' or they leave the room and come back asking how they thought I was leaving I might say something llike i stayed on just for u bb so they feel like they have to do a show right then or leave the room: which is what I like, esp if i already have enough ppl chatting/tipping and keeping the room alive

The 1 bothering me lately is "whats your outfit?" moreso when they can see me dancing around already standing up or whatever like are you blind?

PrincessfromHell
11-23-2018, 12:41 AM
"I am 18 and no money I am horny. Can you watch me cum for free only once?"
followed with a failed attempt to send me a video


50673

SuperPookie
11-23-2018, 07:25 AM
^^ that dude is making the rounds on Skype. I got him and a bunch of other ladies did to.

Ginnyyy
11-23-2018, 10:29 AM
The Paypall guys on Skype. I block them immediately when I read PayPal or any other non legit method of payment for adult services. As long as it's written all over the indie sites I'm on, that the perfomers won't take any other outside payments, I don't feel the need to explain them that I don't do payment processing, the site does it for me.

sexy_scottish_kate
11-23-2018, 11:24 AM
I get too many guys saying 'You don't sound Scottish' 'Oh so you're not really Scottish then' 'Sounds more English' just based on me saying hi in free?? So I put on my thickest accent and ask why tf I would just straight up pretend to be from somewhere, especially when I'd have to fake one of the most difficult accents to do?? Then they're all like oh yes sorry I hear it now, just didn't pick up on it sorry... (from saying one word?) haha I love having them trip all over themselves when I call them out for being rude.

I also instantly block anyone who comes in saying 'och aye the noo' or asking about Nessie or any variation of the sort thinking they're original and funny...! Had one guy apologise and say he didn't mean to offend me before I could hit the button, I just said 'I'm not offended at all, just... really bored of that patter' lololol

Funnily enough though this is all on AW which is mostly British so you'd think I wouldn't be that much of a novelty!

Cutie101
11-23-2018, 11:55 AM
I get too many guys saying 'You don't sound Scottish' 'Oh so you're not really Scottish then' 'Sounds more English' just based on me saying hi in free?? So I put on my thickest accent and ask why tf I would just straight up pretend to be from somewhere, especially when I'd have to fake one of the most difficult accents to do?? Then they're all like oh yes sorry I hear it now, just didn't pick up on it sorry... (from saying one word?) haha I love having them trip all over themselves when I call them out for being rude.

I also instantly block anyone who comes in saying 'och aye the noo' or asking about Nessie or any variation of the sort thinking they're original and funny...! Had one guy apologise and say he didn't mean to offend me before I could hit the button, I just said 'I'm not offended at all, just... really bored of that patter' lololol

Funnily enough though this is all on AW which is mostly British so you'd think I wouldn't be that much of a novelty!

Same here. On Imlive, everyone calls me Sunny Leone. I only get the "You look like Sunny Leone" / "marry me bb you are Sunny Leone"... I had to ban India and Pakistan, because they were driving me nuts with the "marry me bb". Now my room is silent af :)))
And I also can convert more free members like this because I can see the legit ones and focus on them, be more patient and more "attentive" lol. I already converted 4 guys this pay period and I already get 100% from the last 2 (the 3rd and the 4th).
They only spent 25 credits each, but hey, it's $50 in my pocket and I will try to make them return :D