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DeepThoughts
11-24-2018, 03:00 AM
I get too many guys saying 'You don't sound Scottish' 'Oh so you're not really Scottish then' 'Sounds more English' just based on me saying hi in free?? So I put on my thickest accent and ask why tf I would just straight up pretend to be from somewhere, especially when I'd have to fake one of the most difficult accents to do?? Then they're all like oh yes sorry I hear it now, just didn't pick up on it sorry... (from saying one word?) haha I love having them trip all over themselves when I call them out for being rude.

I also instantly block anyone who comes in saying 'och aye the noo' or asking about Nessie or any variation of the sort thinking they're original and funny...! Had one guy apologise and say he didn't mean to offend me before I could hit the button, I just said 'I'm not offended at all, just... really bored of that patter' lololol

Funnily enough though this is all on AW which is mostly British so you'd think I wouldn't be that much of a novelty!

I get this for Canada. I havent even lived in Canada since I was a young adult but for some fucking reason every guy thinks its hilarious to start dropping "ehs" and claiming I say "aboot" I dont even have a very Canadian accent because I basically only speak English on Cam the rest of the time Im speaking Italian or Spanish and I have never said eh in my whole life. I guess its difficult to be funny with a limp horny dick that wont cum though.

Ginnyyy
11-24-2018, 03:15 AM
I guess its difficult to be funny with a limp horny dick that wont cum though.

:)))))

innocentindian
11-24-2018, 06:24 PM
Do these guys thinks we're running a charity? ::)

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anonamiss
11-26-2018, 02:07 PM
I just blocked a guy straight from my inbox, for trying to take me off the site to chat and "be friends." He said in his message "I haven't even seen you naked... I'm not like those guys that just want to jerk off to you, I just wanna talk."

Like, bitch please. You don't get bonus points for not wanting to do sexual things with me. Those guys that like to see me naked have all PAID to do so, unlike your broke ass that hasn't spent a dime. Plus, I have plenty of dudes that pay my exclusive rates just to talk. You're not special, I'm not talking to you offsite for free.

Ugh. Morons.

Bananabunny
11-26-2018, 06:51 PM
I have no mercy anymore. All these mofos telling me they "ain't got tokens" will be banned immediately. Don't be so dumb to lurk and then say "sOrRy I dOnT hAvE tOkEnS ;)" while I have a slow night. They will feel my biggest anger that I hold inside of me without any hesitation, and they DESERVE it. Don't waste my mf precious time and this wouldn't have happened. Don't have tokens? Don't visit cam sites while this time to avoid making false hopes to camgirls who might have a rough night at that time. That this simple shit is not going into their small bird brains shocks me every time. Stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid men!!!!!!!

DeepThoughts
11-28-2018, 03:05 AM
I just blocked a guy straight from my inbox, for trying to take me off the site to chat and "be friends." He said in his message "I haven't even seen you naked... I'm not like those guys that just want to jerk off to you, I just wanna talk."

Like, bitch please. You don't get bonus points for not wanting to do sexual things with me. Those guys that like to see me naked have all PAID to do so, unlike your broke ass that hasn't spent a dime. Plus, I have plenty of dudes that pay my exclusive rates just to talk. You're not special, I'm not talking to you offsite for free.

Ugh. Morons.

:D :D :D My friend rate and my hoe rate are exactly the same! The only way you get my attention for free is if we are blood relatives! I even make my husband pay :D

Classy_Katy
11-28-2018, 09:24 AM
Classy_Katy: hi
dirtymolester: hi
Classy_Katy: how are you?
dirtymolester: u have a daughter i can fuck?
Classy_Katy: no sorry
dirtymolester leaves the room

anonamiss
11-28-2018, 10:08 AM
Classy_Katy: hi
dirtymolester: hi
Classy_Katy: how are you?
dirtymolester: u have a daughter i can fuck?
Classy_Katy: no sorry
dirtymolester leaves the room

*cringe*

there aren't that many guys who I would insta-block based solely on their username ... But I wouldn't give dirtymolester a chance to speak. Lol.

Cutie101
11-28-2018, 10:21 AM
*cringe*

there aren't that many guys who I would insta-block based solely on their username ... But I wouldn't give dirtymolester a chance to speak. Lol.

I guess sometimes you don't get to notice that untill they speak. However, Katy was nice, if it was me, I would have told him to ask his stupid mother who shitted a piece of garbage shit that he is.

anonamiss
11-28-2018, 10:26 AM
I guess sometimes you don't get to notice that untill they speak. However, Katy was nice, if it was me, I would have told him to ask his stupid mother who shitted a piece of garbage shit that he is.

lol. Yeah, depending on my mood I may have said something super sarcastic like "oh hello dirtymolester, what a charming name... I'm sure you are an absolute gentleman. Please kindly go fuck yourself." Then block him, haha :D

Classy_Katy
11-28-2018, 10:54 AM
I nearly didn't speak to him at all. Then I thought, let's see where this goes (very typically as it happened). Then I didn't want to give him the reaction he might have been looking for, so I played it down. It all happened quite fast! Yuck!

DeepThoughts
11-29-2018, 07:09 AM
Why would you say sorry!!! OMG I would told him to kill himself.

Classy_Katy
11-29-2018, 08:16 AM
Can I just share what happened without being given the Spanish Inquisition about my response? It's not about what I said! I've explained my reaction to him, naturally it wasn't a genuine "sorry".

DeepThoughts
11-29-2018, 09:42 AM
^^ Oh Shit! :D I swear I didnt mean it like that! I was smiling when I wrote this! I just hate fucking pedos. Not hating on you! jeez

Ginnyyy
11-29-2018, 10:23 AM
Can I just share what happened without being given the Spanish Inquisition about my response? It's not about what I said! I've explained my reaction to him, naturally it wasn't a genuine "sorry".

And because she refused him politely, he added her into his favorites and next time he's gonna pop up in her private room, asking for something completely different, even vanilla :) Once in a blue moon it happens to get a hardcore guy asking for impossible tasks or freaky as f**k role plays and then he comes the other day or whatever asking for totally unrelated stuff, like he's a whole new person.

Ginnyyy
11-29-2018, 11:35 AM
My usual day.

tilo.elze122: I'm no psycopath or something like that. :-) But I think that you are a little bit toyoung? I'm 46. But feel like thirty... :-)

Khansaiful : your a so hot

Khansaiful : please open your millk

george23: you have the most perfect ass i have ever seen

george23: meant to say:-P

george23: prototype

Letsgoxxx: Hi you have an amazing body

Me: hthanksss:-)

Letsgoxxx: I love gilts from (my country-edited)

Me: awesome if so :-)

bruno (invisible): cest bien quand meme , still doing great

Me: oh lala :-) c'est formidable

Letsgoxxx: I'm Neil ??

Me: cool, Neil, all good there, I hope

Letsgoxxx: We will need to do private soon babe

Me: sounds good to me :-)

Letsgoxxx: But I have to be very careful my wife can't find out

Me: choose a specific hour which works for you Neil
am on usually at these hours

Letsgoxxx: She is like a detective I got caught last time she always checking ??
She is from your country too

Me: browse incognito

Letsgoxxx: Yeah I know I browse on private last time I used cc here she found out she googled the company and she knows all about it cause we meet on this site.

winson: you some heel shoes ?

Me: sure thing

winson: you look dear ?

Me: no need to search for my heels, they re all here

winson: you what choose ?

Letsgoxxx: I can give you$100 a week I know that's a lot of money it's ok babe I just have to be really sneaky

Me: love all my heels

Letsgoxxx: And I'd love to help you out your so beautiful

Me: Chip in with Gold, sure

winson: my look golden dear ?

Letsgoxxx: Wow that's fine I earn a lot ??

Me: sure, I would love to wear some for you

winson: yes

Letsgoxxx: Are you from (edited) by any chance?


Letsgoxxx has been blocked.

cpzee: What all do you do in your show

Me: teasing, dildo play, roleplaying, fetishes.

cpzee: How you going to tease me

Me: in any way we both choose

cpzee: I want you to choose and I want you to tease me now

Me: sure, join me anytime

Foreigner: do you do paddle play, pee, squirt, fist, pain, or pantie stuffing, how deep can you fist and would you pee on a top or shirt and wear it while you paddle your ass with a paddle, belt, whip ect?

SapphireXO
11-29-2018, 02:04 PM
Buys a 5 minute show. I go on and he is in the middle of no where Montana and mad his Skype feed of me is freezing. Wait until minute 2:43 out of 5 to disconnect. I get another paid show and he tries to call me back. He contacts me 15+ minutes afterwards...

Him: Can I call back now?
Me: No. I'm eating lunch now.
Him: I wish I was the chair you are sitting on

*Eye roll* I don't do roll over minutes...

Bananabunny
11-29-2018, 03:37 PM
After starting a pvt show with somebody, another dude who asked me to freely pm him said disappointed while I was in the pvt "Pff you could have received 100 tokens. Well then not." Saw the message after the pvt show and had to laugh so hard. Is he butthurt for me to hustle?? What kind of excuse of a "man" is that???? Holy shit.
Listen there you wannabe Alpha male, I won't cry over your greedy bitch ass 5$, I made 600 tkns in this pvt so your 100 tokens are peanuts for me, peasant :D

MissAdriana
11-30-2018, 02:35 PM
'are u on another site right now? i hate when girls do that'

He has probably spent so much time freeloading just to even know about that lol. Most guys dont even know about splitcamming

Greywitch
12-02-2018, 12:01 PM
Oh look, a 'rich' guy who won't spend. How unique. ::)

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Bananabunny
12-02-2018, 06:34 PM
loverlove25:hi
me:hey
me:why pm
loverlove25:i am supporter so all pm is free for me
loverlove25:i hope you understand
me:no
me:tip 30 tokens or dont talk to me
loverlove25:i support this web site with money
me:nice for you
me:but this doesnt supports ME directly
me:the website gets the money not the models
loverlove25:yes but without me the web site will b close

Disclaimer: Chaturbate has a "supporter" system where the members can become from a basic member to a premium member. They pay the site money to be a premium member. But the models like me still get nothing out of it. It's just gross.

0 tokens so far from anybody for 30 minutes, I feel like this night will be long and hard...In an unpleasant way.

Ginnyyy
12-03-2018, 12:19 AM
'are u on another site right now? i hate when girls do that'

He has probably spent so much time freeloading just to even know about that lol. Most guys dont even know about splitcamming

One guy asked me the exact same sentences and he was pissed I didn t replied him on IFriends in 30seconds. I was talking to someone else, still on IF and I am not obligated to chat with every guy, especially with such a temper.

MxtressValleycat
12-03-2018, 07:55 AM
Classy_Katy: hi
dirtymolester: hi
Classy_Katy: how are you?
dirtymolester: u have a daughter i can fuck?
Classy_Katy: no sorry
dirtymolester leaves the room

Was that on Adultwork? I had some guy say something very similar last week. I screen capped the chat and sent it to the modmins.

SapphireXO
12-03-2018, 11:57 AM
A 30 minute "hypnosis" call. He kept saying, :LISTEN TO MY VOICE!: over and over again. I just closed my eyes, started acting and collecting that $$$

Greywitch
12-03-2018, 02:47 PM
I think I might have to log off. I can't play nice with this passive aggressive, 'Didn't read but somehow that's your fault, love you though xx', bullshit when I've got a headache & PMT.

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Bananabunny
12-05-2018, 03:35 PM
Some asshole watched me for free for some time, he quotes Ariana, "Thank u, next" and leaves. How fucking original *eyeroll* Thanks so I can block your freeloading ass for life time.

SuperPookie
12-05-2018, 03:53 PM
A 30 minute "hypnosis" call. He kept saying, :LISTEN TO MY VOICE!: over and over again. I just closed my eyes, started acting and collecting that $$$

Was this on NF? I got a guy from there who does that for almost 30 minutes exact. Then tries to get me to pee the bed at the end because I'm hypnotized lol

SapphireXO
12-06-2018, 10:11 AM
It was on NF! He didnt warn me it was a hypnosis call. He just said "LISTEN! LISTEN TO MY VOICE! LISTEN!" calling my clit a button - "CIRCLE THE BUTTON! YOU CRAVE CIRCLING THE BUTTON!"

SuperPookie
12-06-2018, 10:56 AM
It was on NF! He didnt warn me it was a hypnosis call. He just said "LISTEN! LISTEN TO MY VOICE! LISTEN!" calling my clit a button - "CIRCLE THE BUTTON! YOU CRAVE CIRCLING THE BUTTON!"

Yep that's him all right haha. He's a odd one for sure.

innocentindian
12-06-2018, 12:50 PM
What do they expect as a reply when they complain about prices? "Sure babe, let me lower it to $0.05 per minute for you!"

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SapphireXO
12-06-2018, 04:35 PM
Yep that's him all right haha. He's a odd one for sure. These fucks sure make their rounds. Today he messages me being a complete narcissist - " It’s WONDERFUL to follow the sound and rhythm of my VOICE" Oooooook.....it sure must be great being him with THAT voice *eye roll*

SapphireXO
12-06-2018, 04:40 PM
Was this on NF? I got a guy from there who does that for almost 30 minutes exact. Then tries to get me to pee the bed at the end because I'm hypnotized lol

Then I told him, "I wasnt prepared to have a hypnosis call as it's something I don't normally do." He tells me, "I didn't want hypnosis but you did want MY VOICE." The fuck!??! Says who....?

SapphireXO
12-07-2018, 03:53 PM
"Looking for a cam call where you feel relaxed and then fart. That is the real GFE experience, no?" Not with me no. I have decency and don't fart on cam unless I can't control it...

SuperPookie
12-07-2018, 06:38 PM
"Looking for a cam call where you feel relaxed and then fart. That is the real GFE experience, no?" Not with me no. I have decency and don't fart on cam unless I can't control it...

I love farting shows and they crack me the Hell up. I have the sense of humor of a 12 year old though which explains that :D. I also get a kick out of burping shows lol

Marina Starr
12-10-2018, 12:24 PM
Oh how I love questions with no question marks so much.

Fuckboy: do you have boobs
look very flat

Hoe: very flat don't waste your money.

*********

Fuckboy1: are you really ts

Hoe: I can pretend.

TheBrownFox
12-14-2018, 01:25 PM
50776

Ugh, just shut the fuck up.....

MissAdriana
12-14-2018, 02:33 PM
50776

Ugh, just shut the fuck up.....

LOL they all assume we arent already married hahaha

SapphireXO
12-14-2018, 04:57 PM
50776

Ugh, just shut the fuck up.....

This is cuffing season aka shutdown season for these hopeless fucks. I've received so many requests for meet ups - which I DO NOT offer...never have! They just cant understand the concept of virtual!

"Oh my fucking word.. shut the front door.. outstanding your bf is one lucky fuck.. you ever ditch him.. can I be first in line. you are the best."

DeepThoughts
12-15-2018, 06:51 AM
50776

Ugh, just shut the fuck up.....

I dont see the problem. He has access to the internet! What else could a girl want?? :D

MxtressValleycat
12-15-2018, 02:21 PM
LOL they all assume we arent already married hahaha

[laughs in married and polyamorous]

I had someone earlier had me sing "Let it snow", he didn't stay long though so I'm left wondering if my singing was shite, or if he was REALLY into it.

itsnightlight
12-15-2018, 07:26 PM
Nothing to note in particular, but it's always funny when the person who has like 10 tokens left starts talking up a big game in the room. "Yeah you wet baby? I'm gonna suck your pussy and blah blah blah". Bitch sit down, the only thing you're sucking with 10 tokens is your own dick. Hahaha

itsnightlight
12-15-2018, 07:30 PM
Freeloader: is 16 inches good enough for you bb?
me: You'd have to find out ;)

Oops.

freya_jade_
12-16-2018, 12:21 AM
Guys, I am shook and disturbed. This one wasn't so much stupid and annoying as it was gross and disturbing.

I had a guy come in tonight and do a phone session with me. He says he wants dirty talk and immediately asks me to describe my very first sexual encounter. I started with some story about how my first sexual encounter was when I was in *COLLEGE*, huge emphasis on the COLLEGE and over 18 part. Then after a minute of me describing some dorm party encounter he asks me if I'd ever done anything sexual or kissed anyone before then. Like meaning this guy was fishing for sexual stories about when I was a minor

I got reeeal fuckin pissy with him at that point and firmly said "NO, my first kiss was at EIGHTEEN." Then he immediately hung up and logged off after that. Good, byyyee bitch.

I know that I get one of these gross ass fuckers at least once a month, but it never makes me feel any less violated and gross. I feel like I need to go take a shower :-[

Ginnyyy
12-16-2018, 11:24 AM
Conversations as this one are boring me so much and guys as those feel as zombies or something. I keep adding :))

pasha12344: Hi
pasha12344: Hru
I: great, hope you too ��
pasha12344: I'm little hot
I: glad we bumped into each other then ��
pasha12344: yes
pasha12344: Looking nice

[21:51:21] am: can anyone be with you watch while you humiliate me ill do anything that can amuse and entertain you
[21:51:39] I: You'd have to pay double
[21:52:14] am: but why its only with you and watch(:|

[23:41:09] Stan Smith: Hi. Do you do $5 showa
[23:41:10] *** Stan Smith would like to add you on Skype ***
[23:41:53] I: Yes, I can charge $5 per minute.

Ginnyyy
12-18-2018, 07:01 AM
Guy on the call:
I don t have much, except my father left me a nice house, because he run a multi million dollars company.

DeepThoughts
12-19-2018, 06:37 AM
^^ Is your father single? Pass him my phone number :D

SapphireXO
12-19-2018, 07:19 AM
"ive evaluated all my relationships ive established through nf this year and basically this comes out to a bonus that I give every year on a scale of 1-10 where do u think u stand?"
"I don't have favorites. I base my satisfaction rate on real or fake."
"im a pretty good judge of character for the most part you've been real but you've had your moments maybe u were having a bad day on those days. id give u a solid 6."
"6 is good lol. when u told me u don't text for free u went from an 8 to 6."
"but saying i don't text for free kinda turned me off so im giving bonuses based on everything. i have a certain amount that i put aside."

This actually made me irate yesterday. I told him I appreciated his unsolicited feedback and another model can service his needs better than I can. He went on and on and on --- mind you once I told him I don't chat for free - he stopped buying shows over a month ago. NOW he wants to tell me how he feels regarding my running for an imaginary bonus. *eye roll*

DeepThoughts
12-19-2018, 10:07 AM
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breadandbutter
12-19-2018, 11:05 AM
Some bullshitter on cams telling me to smile and he'll go private, after several minutes of asking me to talk first... I told him he was trash and that he didn't do anything to warrant a smile from me. Block.

DonaDiabla
12-19-2018, 09:01 PM
On Niteflirt:

Hi there

Wow you are so incredibly beautiful and I really would like to have a chat with you. Before I call you could you please let me know if you are fine about talking my experiences with my dead Mom? You see, I would smell her panties after she died.You resemble her so much and many old memories are triggered. I wished I could go out to the graveyard right now.

Paul


Well, it's not everyday that you meet an real life Norman Bates and have to block him off the bat but it happens.