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ggminx
12-19-2018, 11:51 PM
what's annoying me more than anything as of late are the pervs that don't even know what they want to perv on! What do you want to do during our show? it isn't that motherfucking hard to tell me. i'm fucking busy. i dont have time to tell you what you want to be jacking off to! know what you want. i'm not a fucking mind reader

TheBrownFox
12-20-2018, 02:16 AM
The non-tipping dickwad on Chaturbate telling me that if I "show the goods," I'll get more tips. *eye roll* He was really annoying the fuck outta me, so I kicked him out. It's bad enough having to deal with tons of guys on that site asking to PM you. Damn, they are even worse than the MyFreeCams guys who ask to PM.

Greywitch
12-20-2018, 02:53 PM
Just. Tell. Me. What. You. Want.
Agggggh.
Do they go into any shop & tell the cashier, "I don't know, what do you like?" So infuriating. And on that note.

"clarevimes: What you into?
ri: pretty much everything
clarevimes: Oh really? Shall I get out my strap on?
clarevimes: 6 or 9 inch?
ri leaves the room"

Guess not everything huh? Yeah I've had it backfire a few times but at least then we can move on to what they actually want.

naomi_doll
12-20-2018, 03:58 PM
Do they go into any shop & tell the cashier, "I don't know, what do you like?" So infuriating. And on that note.

Unfortunately I've had a lot of men when I worked retail be the absolute worst when it came to knowing what they wanted. Especially if it's a gift.

Greywitch
12-20-2018, 04:41 PM
Unfortunately I've had a lot of men when I worked retail be the absolute worst when it came to knowing what they wanted. Especially if it's a gift.

I'm sadly not surprised, just disappointed. Most of my retail work was waitressing so they mostly knew what they wanted. Unfortunately that was often trying to grope the waitresses.

princess_casual
12-21-2018, 01:29 PM
Idiot in free chat: mmm love your tiny tits... perfect size for me. what size are they?
Me: 32b
Idiot: oh... I like A cups

2 days later, another idiot, after talking to me for 5 mins in free:

Idiot: looking at your profile.... are you really a B cup? You look more like an A
Me: ya why would I lie about that? And why does it matter?
Idiot: Cause I like B or C, so
Me: Okay, so find someone with bigger boobs then. Why are you wasting my time if you don't like my tits.


They are so stupid and weirdly specific about shit sometimes... like I only wear unlined, mostly transparent bralettes that clearly show my tiny titties. Either you like them or you don't, why the fuck does the size on the tag matter?

xxxthighhighs
12-21-2018, 11:01 PM
today a guest in my chat said, and i QUOTE, "i'd love to see you eating pizza or a burger naked my little piggy. oink oink." after someone else called me thicc lmao

DeepThoughts
12-22-2018, 04:10 AM
Idiot in free chat: mmm love your tiny tits... perfect size for me. what size are they?
Me: 32b
Idiot: oh... I like A cups

2 days later, another idiot, after talking to me for 5 mins in free:

Idiot: looking at your profile.... are you really a B cup? You look more like an A
Me: ya why would I lie about that? And why does it matter?
Idiot: Cause I like B or C, so
Me: Okay, so find someone with bigger boobs then. Why are you wasting my time if you don't like my tits.


They are so stupid and weirdly specific about shit sometimes... like I only wear unlined, mostly transparent bralettes that clearly show my tiny titties. Either you like them or you don't, why the fuck does the size on the tag matter?

I dont list my bra size and when guys ask me what size they are I tell them "They are this big!!!" and I grab them! I buy all my bras from Poland pretty much and the size I get is a 100C which means nothing to Americans but I dont know what my size is in American :D DD I think but I also dont like to get caught up in this BS game of talking about my tits so I just say "This big".

princess_casual
12-23-2018, 12:41 PM
I dont list my bra size and when guys ask me what size they are I tell them "They are this big!!!" and I grab them! I buy all my bras from Poland pretty much and the size I get is a 100C which means nothing to Americans but I dont know what my size is in American :D DD I think but I also dont like to get caught up in this BS game of talking about my tits so I just say "This big".

That's a good idea. I thought about changing it to A just because they're that dumb. For the same reason whenever I'm asked my shoe size I say 10 US/41 EU even though I wear a 9 US/40 EU because apparently that 1 size difference will make or break their boners (and I've yet to hear anyone call my bluff).

TheBrownFox
12-23-2018, 05:29 PM
When they come into your public chat, and ask "What u up to?" SMH. Duh...you're right there watching me live on cam. So the answer to your question is...I'm on cam (half-dressed and freezing my ass off) chatting with you, trying to make money from you ding-dongs. Lol. Even though I really wish I could be chillin' with the light off watching T.V> shows/movies.....

BadBitch
12-23-2018, 10:43 PM
That's a good idea. I thought about changing it to A just because they're that dumb. For the same reason whenever I'm asked my shoe size I say 10 US/41 EU even though I wear a 9 US/40 EU because apparently that 1 size difference will make or break their boners (and I've yet to hear anyone call my bluff).

Saying you're a 10 will make or break their boners? How so?

Marina Starr
12-24-2018, 09:23 AM
superhappyfuntz: Lol just want to make sure I get my moneys worth

**BLOCKED. That line always rubs me the wrong way. It just screams asshole.

MissAdriana
12-24-2018, 11:02 AM
To the ladies getting the dumbass responses of guys not knowing what they want: TELL THEM WHAT THEY WANT ex: tell them what you want to do/sell him YOUR favorite show to do. When guys do this to me I'm always like "oh you want to fuck my feet?" __insert your most popular fetish show or whatever here___ at least half of the time they bite and WILL experiment on a random or weird show just for the fuck of it. I've had guys pay me to talk, put more clothes on, eat etc.. It is our job to make it fun/sexy for them. I'm not a mind reader either but when I took this approach of basically trying to hustle thin air it usually works LOL

Some guy lingered in my room for a long time only typing lol when I banned trolls and eventually said smile and I was done at that point I had to hit him with the hammer "lol" yourself you 13 token hoarding little bitch!

NotANewGyal
12-24-2018, 12:09 PM
I get too many guys saying 'You don't sound Scottish' 'Oh so you're not really Scottish then' 'Sounds more English' just based on me saying hi in free?? So I put on my thickest accent and ask why tf I would just straight up pretend to be from somewhere, especially when I'd have to fake one of the most difficult accents to do?? Then they're all like oh yes sorry I hear it now, just didn't pick up on it sorry... (from saying one word?) haha I love having them trip all over themselves when I call them out for being rude.

I also instantly block anyone who comes in saying 'och aye the noo' or asking about Nessie or any variation of the sort thinking they're original and funny...! Had one guy apologise and say he didn't mean to offend me before I could hit the button, I just said 'I'm not offended at all, just... really bored of that patter' lololol

Funnily enough though this is all on AW which is mostly British so you'd think I wouldn't be that much of a novelty!

i have the same issue as a jamaican. they are always like "you sound so american!" ... when i said ONE or TWO words. annoying af. and some of them dont know Jamaicans speak english...

TheBrownFox
12-24-2018, 09:20 PM
superhappyfuntz: Lol just want to make sure I get my moneys worth

**BLOCKED. That line always rubs me the wrong way. It just screams asshole.


I agree...it's so rude! These assholes will spend hundreds of dollars online for a freakin' jersey of a football player who beat the shit outta his wife, yet they come onto cam sites making a big production out of tipping $5 for a flash. Lmao. Expecting us to bend over backwards to show them that we're "worth it." *eye roll*

DeepThoughts
12-26-2018, 05:50 AM
Saying you're a 10 will make or break their boners? How so?

I believe cause foot fetish guys love big feet! Also long toe nails, high arches and soles that wrinkle up a lot when you curl your toes! I have non of these things and continue to disappoint foot fetish guys over and over with my regular feet :D I get them a lot cause Im 5'11" so they assume I also have big feet but I only have a US size 8. Its a miracle I can even stand up on these tiny feet!!


superhappyfuntz: Lol just want to make sure I get my moneys worth

**BLOCKED. That line always rubs me the wrong way. It just screams asshole.

You can tell he is an ass cause he started with "lol" which just says "I dont even have the balls enough to own what Im about to say to you and Im not clever enough or rich enough to actually get what I want in life so Im hoping your more pathetic then I am and will feel pressured to give me everything I want" I hate the fucking LOL's at the beginning and end of asshole sentences. If you want to be an asshole then be an asshole and own it dont put in that fail safe to fall back on in case it turns out Im a strong person who will just turn you down and destroy your delicate ego!

princess_casual
12-26-2018, 06:21 AM
Saying you're a 10 will make or break their boners? How so?

In my experience guys who are into big feet are super particular about shoe size.

princess_casual
12-26-2018, 06:31 AM
I believe cause foot fetish guys love big feet! Also long toe nails, high arches and soles that wrinkle up a lot when you curl your toes! I have non of these things and continue to disappoint foot fetish guys over and over with my regular feet :D I get them a lot cause Im 5'11" so they assume I also have big feet but I only have a US size 8. Its a miracle I can even stand up on these tiny feet!!

Exactly. I have long, arched, thin feet and super long toes, so feet guys love me. My point is that they can be SO particular about the size tag that even after saying "I love your _____!" if I tell them I wear size X instead of their preferred size Y, they're disappointed.

P.S. Jealous of your average size feet - I love vintage shoes and they're hard to find in larger sizes!

Fiera
12-26-2018, 02:12 PM
Oh, foot fetish guys! I'm also tall and have arched feet but they're tiny...sometimes I can get away with it but most of the times they really want feet that are a US size 11, even 12 (EUR 41&42). I have a friend who used to put the little size stickers she'd find on the back of her boyfriend's shoes on her tiny size 6 stilettos :)) So everytime one of these guys would comment something about her having small feet she'd show them the tag and shut them up.

Marina Starr
12-26-2018, 03:32 PM
Oh girl, you are 110% correct. He was a typical fuckboy, someone's dusty son.
Generally when the fucking LOL's is used at the beginning and end of asshole sentences is because people know it won't go over well.


You can tell he is an ass cause he started with "lol" which just says "I dont even have the balls enough to own what Im about to say to you and Im not clever enough or rich enough to actually get what I want in life so Im hoping your more pathetic then I am and will feel pressured to give me everything I want" I hate the fucking LOL's at the beginning and end of asshole sentences. If you want to be an asshole then be an asshole and own it dont put in that fail safe to fall back on in case it turns out Im a strong person who will just turn you down and destroy your delicate ego!

Sunnylexie
12-27-2018, 01:06 AM
50822

No shit Sherlock.

nikki187
12-28-2018, 07:14 PM
50825

princess_casual
12-29-2018, 10:57 AM
FartHoleLover: im so nasty for you
Me: I'm not sure I'm into anything you are into.
FartHoleLover: thats mean...
FartHoleLover: ��
FartHoleLover: im sad now
FartHoleLover: maybe i should just kill myself

I feel sorry for whoever dates this guy. How manipulative.

BadBitch
12-29-2018, 12:34 PM
50825

Ah, good ol' F4F. Lol! I'm glad you banned him!

BadBitch
12-29-2018, 12:38 PM
Exactly. I have long, arched, thin feet and super long toes, so feet guys love me. My point is that they can be SO particular about the size tag that even after saying "I love your _____!" if I tell them I wear size X instead of their preferred size Y, they're disappointed.

P.S. Jealous of your average size feet - I love vintage shoes and they're hard to find in larger sizes!

That's what I thought. I have very long toes and size 10 feet. I have high arches and my feet are extremely narrow.

When guys ask me what size my feet are, I tell him a size 10 and they always respond with the ridiculous, "Mmm".

I will always follow that up with, "You can certainly tip 5 gold to see them."

DeepThoughts
12-30-2018, 12:51 AM
FartHoleLover: maybe i should just kill myself

.

I love it when we find something that we can both agree on ;)

Strange
01-02-2019, 01:22 PM
"You're too pretty to do this kind of work"
"Congrats on your earnings"

Marina Starr
01-03-2019, 08:44 AM
http://i65.tinypic.com/2m49cuf.png

MissAdriana
01-03-2019, 10:11 AM
^^^ LMAO

"don't look so happy" during the 5 secs i wasn't smiling of course

princess_casual
01-03-2019, 11:54 AM
Right out the gate...

Asshole: Convince me to take you private
Me: Oh honey, you've got it twisted. You are not doing ME a favor by joining private; it is a PRIVILEGE to see me naked.


Seriously though why do so many guys think spending time with their dumb asses is a favor for us and that we should be dancing monkeys to get a private? Comments like that used to get under my skin a couple years ago.

Friendly reminder to my fellow cam queens: never forget that you are a GODDESS and these cheap, crusty trolls know they would never have the chance to see a babe like you naked in ANY other context. No matter how much you need money, don't do shows for assholes who treat you like garbage - trust me, it feels GOOD to shut down a pvt when they get out of line, or refuse an offer for one from someone who's talking down to you. One thing I've really learned this past year was how to cultivate a respectful customer base. It's done wonders for my confidence AND my earnings. Wishing you all a healthy and wealthy 2019 <3

Panthera
01-03-2019, 04:52 PM
Moron: Let's see some ass!
Me: I would love to show you, if you tip according to my Room Topic
Moron: I wanna see before I pay! Flash me!
Me: Flush you? ok... "Moron has been blocked"

Fiera
01-03-2019, 04:57 PM
I don't know why being pregnant makes a lot of wankers imagine I must be single or desperate. But I get at least 10 questions a day regarding my relationship status, usually followed by attempts to shame me or my partner for "allowing" me to cam. But today I got a pretty neat idea for an answer :)

gazza51Buddy: u looking for a boyfriend bby kiss
Jan 4 2019 (01:37)gazza51Buddy: xu married sweetie mmmm
Fiera: yes, happily married. why? want a cuck show where we humiliate u?


And bam! loser left my room, haha!

Panthera
01-03-2019, 05:01 PM
I don't know why being pregnant makes a lot of wankers imagine I must be single or desperate. But I get at least 10 questions a day regarding my relationship status, usually followed by attempts to shame me or my partner for "allowing" me to cam. But today I got a pretty neat idea for an answer :)

gazza51Buddy: u looking for a boyfriend bby kiss
Jan 4 2019 (01:37)gazza51Buddy: xu married sweetie mmmm
Fiera: yes, happily married. why? want a cuck show where we humiliate u?


And bam! loser left my room, haha!

Oh I am getting all that without even being pregnant, but for having MILF in my profile, and probably because I look younger than my age, so they all assume Im a single mom or something. That's a great answer to give tho, it sure can make them give up and get their dicks soft hee hee!

Marina Starr
01-03-2019, 06:44 PM
LOVE this!

Not all money is good money. Stupidity, smart ass comments, condescending assholes = blocked for life.


Friendly reminder to my fellow cam queens: never forget that you are a GODDESS and these cheap, crusty trolls know they would never have the chance to see a babe like you naked in ANY other context. No matter how much you need money, don't do shows for assholes who treat you like garbage - trust me, it feels GOOD to shut down a pvt when they get out of line, or refuse an offer for one from someone who's talking down to you. One thing I've really learned this past year was how to cultivate a respectful customer base. It's done wonders for my confidence AND my earnings. Wishing you all a healthy and wealthy 2019 <3

DeepThoughts
01-04-2019, 02:28 AM
I don't know why being pregnant makes a lot of wankers imagine I must be single or desperate. But I get at least 10 questions a day regarding my relationship status, usually followed by attempts to shame me or my partner for "allowing" me to cam. But today I got a pretty neat idea for an answer :)

gazza51Buddy: u looking for a boyfriend bby kiss
Jan 4 2019 (01:37)gazza51Buddy: xu married sweetie mmmm
Fiera: yes, happily married. why? want a cuck show where we humiliate u?


And bam! loser left my room, haha!

I just ask what they make a year. Lets get down to brass tax! You want to be my BF?? You better have at least 6 figures of disposal income cause 15 mins of BFE with me is 100 euros!! You want to fuck me in real life?? You cant afford that shit! :D

Quinn.Addams
01-04-2019, 02:32 PM
I think the most annoying for me is "Where are you from/Where are you?" One guy asked me where I was last night and I said "I'm right here." I can't tell if they just don't know how to make conversation any other way than asking where I am from,or if they are hoping we are in the same location so that they can imagine we might meet up.

The second most annoying is "Do you want my number?" A guy came into my room last night and asked me that and without thinking I asked, "Why would I want your number?" Gotta stop drinking wine when I work....I tend to speak my mind when I've had a few.

MissAdriana
01-05-2019, 10:12 AM
I can't tell if they just don't know how to make conversation any other way than asking where I am from,or if they are hoping we are in the same location so that they can imagine we might meet up..

Both. These guys really are socially DUMB. I'm just grateful when they type it out, I remember the ASL days. If you say 'wheerever you are bb" they leave and "where do you want me to be" they leave or say where they live. I troll them constantly saying a different place because it's never where they are anyways lol

Cutie101
01-05-2019, 02:24 PM
Morron (free user on imlive): what do you do in pvt?
Me: depends what you want
Morron: give me ideas
Me: buy credits and then we will discuss
Morron: do you do (this, that, etc)
Me: yes
Morron: ok how much?
Me: 4,8/min
Morron: oh sorry, i don't have a card


WHY THE FUCK DO YOU WASTE MY FUCKING TIME WHEN YOU WON'T BUY ANYTHING MOTHERFUCKER DIEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Forgot to add: I know you'll ask me why do I pay attention to free users, but on Imlive, from the 3rd converted user in that period, I get 100% of what he spends. And I did get a few like that so... i always have to make them sign up :))))

SapphireXO
01-06-2019, 12:09 PM
Mind you this is from a "jackoffaddict" that specifically only wants me to make him stroke to me relentlessly - yet he's quit on me multiple times for being too addicted ?!?:
i'm addicted to you... i am having trouble staying away i wanted to quit because every single time i said anything, all you replied with was a price to talk with you literally every time we spoke, you were reminding me that i was paying for a service. it always felt like you were saying "i don't talk for free... pay me or we talk some other time. it just felt like it was only about the money to you... like none of the rest even mattered. if that's not the case, then i misunderstood, but it very much felt like that was very much the case."

Of course it is. Otherwise I'd have 10s if not 100s of requests to chat for free each week clogging up my contact methods where I could actually make money. Idiot.

Marina Starr
01-06-2019, 01:43 PM
asshole: let see it

Hoe: see what?

asshole: you know

Hoe: I don't.

asshole: let see that pussy

Hoe: I don't show shit to freeloaders.

asshole: fuck you fag

***entitled asshole was BLOCKED. I love thugs.

xxxthighhighs
01-10-2019, 06:16 PM
basic: "can i please see a boob"
me: "yep! for 22 tokens i'll flash, or for (howver much the countdown was at) i'll get topless!"
basic: "well, i thought since i asked nice it'd help."
me: "help what?"
basic: "please may i see a boob"
me: "yeah for 22 tokens! although since I can tell you don't have tokens because your name isn't bolded, you have to buy tokens first!"
basic: "no too expensive"

like?? what?? 22 tokens is literally a dollar go away oh my god

princess_casual
01-14-2019, 09:28 AM
Moron: Do you do meet ups? If yes in what area?
Me: Did you not see that it says "please do not exchange contact information with the performer"
Moron: No sorry I didn't see that... so do you do meet ups, if so in what area?

How are they this dumb oh my god

ravenskyy
01-14-2019, 10:47 AM
Paul: Let us see that thong baby
Me: Sure, for 5 gold.
Paul: I can just go pvt for 5, see the pussy bare
*Yea ok, I don't show pussy the second I start a private, fucking idiot!*
Me: lol so go pvt then
Paul: Ha, I will if I see the thong and like it
Me: And I will show the thong for a tip
*Paul has logged off*
*Fuck! I wanted to block you.*

Quinn.Addams
01-14-2019, 02:32 PM
Moron: Do you do meet ups? If yes in what area?
Me: Did you not see that it says "please do not exchange contact information with the performer"
Moron: No sorry I didn't see that... so do you do meet ups, if so in what area?

How are they this dumb oh my god

I'm convinced they don't read anything at all

SapphireXO
01-14-2019, 03:04 PM
Random call on NiteFlirt talk only line...

Calls my foot fetish line.
Me: "Oh so are you going to worship my beautiful painted toes while I lie back in my black thong and tank top...?"
Him: "If you are so lucky. Tell me about you. I swear millennials only want NOW. I don't even know how to work a computer. What's wrong with just talking these days?"
Me: "Oh ok. What would you like to know?"
Him: Goes on and on and on about politics, the political circles he runs in. Uses words that are large and antiquated to stump me such as secular humanism and trying to sway my views on evangelical Christianity.
Me: "I'm not familiar with that term. Give me one moment and let me Google it."
Him: "You are too non-aggree-ish. Goodbye now."

Caller ends call. The fuck???!!! Did I say I wanted to discuss your religious and political views SOMEWHERE in my ad....

naomi_doll
01-14-2019, 03:04 PM
50875

I couldn't stop laughing at the thought of him shooting his computer.

princess_casual
01-16-2019, 10:13 AM
I'm convinced they don't read anything at all

They don't. I was venting about idiot custies recently to my boyfriend and he responded, "you talk about it as if you're babysitting children." It's exactly what it feels like sometimes tbh.

Genoveve
01-16-2019, 08:57 PM
50875

I couldn't stop laughing at the thought of him shooting his computer.

I had a guy telling me he was going to kill himself if I didn't do XYZ, I told him to hurry it up and do it because he was annoying.

SapphireXO
01-17-2019, 11:06 AM
I know. I was like I guess being conversational and honest that I had no idea what he was talking about was not agreeing with his tone. Whatever. What a douche!

Bananabunny
01-17-2019, 05:23 PM
Idiot: What's under that shirt
Me: ur mom
Idiot: wow very funny
Me: Dumb questions receive dumb answers moron *blocks him before he can answer*

Why do men think they are witty when they ask that?? Makes them look stupid and desperate to have a free sexy answer back. No you fucking won't.