View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
HighHeelHottie
04-13-2012, 07:21 PM
Me: hey guys, logging off, been a bit of a slow night tonight so hopefully next time is better! *waves bye*
Loser: aw wait don't leave, show tits show azz turn around (proceeds to flood room with 'do this and I'll go private)
Me: ......
Loser: why you leaving
Loser: why
Loser: why
Loser: answer whore
Me: BECAUSE ASSHOLES LIKE YOU DON'T PAY ME.
*all freeloading assholes*: oh that's how it works? You get paid?
*proceeds to burn down the Internet with a banning spree*
I seriously wonder what goes on in these guys' minds. Do they really think it's this many HOT women who get off on doing shit for free? Or do they all think we are sex slaves who were kidnapped from a gas station and forced by some pimp to work on cam? I can understand them thinking that some ugly woman is doing it for attention, but come on, most of us are hot.
Speaking of attention: I hate the guys who come in and immediately flood me with comments on how beautiful I am, as if I'm going to have a Lifetime moment, start sobbing and say "No one has ever told me I'm beautiful :'( I'm so grateful for you that I'm going to waste my time entertaining you in free chat and eventually meet you!"
prettygreeneyes
04-13-2012, 10:11 PM
douchebag: no anal bb?
me: no
douchebag: bb i guess ur new?
all models do anal in private
:rotfl: Really? I wonder how often that bullshit works for him...
Rosemary Rabbit
04-14-2012, 10:48 AM
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Timor
04-14-2012, 11:10 AM
*Poopsniffer: "Wait, show your tits before you leave/go pvt/do GS"
Me: "Sure!" I slide my shirt up and just before anything can be seen I suddenly disappear leaving the poor lad as titless as the tip he didn't offer for the request.
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Poopsniffer: Make your GS 3$ for 10 min
Me: No thank you, poopsniffer.
Poopsniffer: You'll make more money.
Me: And have to deal with the cheapest, most obnoxiously stupid people on the planet demanding I double fist my asshole while pissing, puking, and screaming their names. My higher prices ensures that the people who come to see my show will have a limited amount of stupid so we can all fap in peace, love, and harmony instead of wanting to bleach our eyeballs.
And then my goal was suddenly hit and exceeded. I guess I should point this out more often?
*Poopsniffer = general nickname I give to annoying people.
I love you. Just thought I'd point that out.
~Carmen~
04-14-2012, 12:49 PM
*Poopsniffer: "Wait, show your tits before you leave/go pvt/do GS"
Me: "Sure!" I slide my shirt up and just before anything can be seen I suddenly disappear leaving the poor lad as titless as the tip he didn't offer for the request.
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Poopsniffer: Make your GS 3$ for 10 min
Me: No thank you, poopsniffer.
Poopsniffer: You'll make more money.
Me: And have to deal with the cheapest, most obnoxiously stupid people on the planet demanding I double fist my asshole while pissing, puking, and screaming their names. My higher prices ensures that the people who come to see my show will have a limited amount of stupid so we can all fap in peace, love, and harmony instead of wanting to bleach our eyeballs.
And then my goal was suddenly hit and exceeded. I guess I should point this out more often?
*Poopsniffer = general nickname I give to annoying people.
Good job!! LMAO I love how all these "experts" pop up during a Gold show countdowns telling us how we should run our rooms.
ManyRoses
04-14-2012, 06:44 PM
I had two stellar human beings in my room last night, both of whom are sadly, far too common.
The first was one of the guys who comes in to scream insults. I found it fairly amusing, and just ignored him, rather than give him the satisfaction of being banned. I never really care about these morons, and as I am usually concerned that they get off on getting a reaction, getting me upset, public humiliation, etc, I usually ignore them until they piss off...stops them getting any perverse satisfaction. But this moron was particularly persistent, and I ended up banning him when he started filling the screen with "wah". Seriously.
WAH
WAH
WAH
WAH
WAH
WAH
BANHAMMER! Points for ingenuity in pissing me off though. SMH.
Moron number two was a different type. The lets-play-a-guessing-game-with-where-you-live type. I hate these guys. They seem to believe that even though I won't outright tell them where I live, if they guess it, I'll tell them that they are right.
-Where do you live?
- The West Coast
- Your profile says canada
- Yup. I live on the west coast of canada. Where do you live?
- Vancouver
- You live in vancouver?
- No - YOU live in vancouver. I live in oregon
- Um, no I don't. Sorry.
- Victoria
- Nope
- Revelstoke
- Dude, you can stop guessing, you aren't going to get it.
- Osoyoos
- Prince Rupert
- Hope
- Dude, even if you say it, I don't give out my town, so I'm going to say no. Lets talk about something more fun, like getting me naked!
- You won't tell me?
- No
- Tofino
- If you keep asking, I'm going to kick you out.
- Why? I'm not a stalker or anything. I wouldn't do that. I'm not creepy.
- Just tell me where you live
- Richmond?
BANHAMMER
Peachesxo
04-14-2012, 07:58 PM
Ummm.......
So I got this message on a site I just got approved for, never even been on cam there yet and umm... and uhh, well yeah
Here it is LOL
_________________________
I just wanted to tell you that I think your sexy and that I JUST LOVE Caucasian girls MORE than ANY other race.
Secondly, I think you're so sexy that you DESERVE to FORCE me to rock and make you VERY WET, EVERYDAY, ALL DAY and NIGHT LONG as I get on my hands and knees, behind you, remove your panties with my teeth and inhale your sexy funky odor as I sensually stroke your sexy POWERFUL ass crack with my tongue, suck it with my lips like a popsicle, nibble and sniff it; also, while owned as you looking down at me while sitting on my face and in my open mouth in ass worship.
You also DESERVE for me to allow you to piss and cum into my mouth and vibrate your ass on my face and in my mouth while owning me and for me to put my food and drink up to your ass before I eat it, as your sexy ass goes BOOM BOOM and BLAST your sexy farts, then FORCE me to swallow EVERYTHING down my throat, and tell you that I think it smelled and tasted DELICIOUS, which most likely it would and I would LOVE to tell you. Plus, you'd wanna kidnap me and NEVER let me go, so you can always have me and I could really show you.
I wish I lived in your city and state or you lived in Houston, because, unfortunately, I'm unable to travel at the time. Hopefully, you will be able come to Houston, soon, kidnap me, and FORCE me to ass worship and I can REALLY show you how I REALLY use my tongue and nose.
For some strange reason, good-looking, sexy Caucasian girls ALWAYS wanna FORCE me into ass worship and ALWAYS want their farts to BOOM BOOM into my mouth and nose, anyway, even if I don't mention ass worship. I guess it's because, somewhere, down the line when talking to y'all, I reveal that; first, I'm deathly afraid of good-looking, sexy Caucasian girls and I really think y'all can also sense that I'm deathly afraid of y'all. So, y'all figure, since, that's the case, y'all have a STRONG desire to either FORCE me to lick, suck and sniff y'all and eat and smell y'all farts, or you threaten to beat my ass for refusing. So, if you did come to Houston to kidnap me, you don't EVER have to worry about me trying to leave, nor me refusing to ever ass worship you; especially, since, I'm afraid of good-looking, sexy Caucasian girls and getting my ass beaten by y'all.
I was also told before by a good-looking, sexy Caucasian girl, that she would raise the money to come kidnap me, and to make sure I ass worship and eat her farts without refusal, she was gonna get a bunch of her good-looking, sexy Caucasian girlfriends to help kidnap me and I'll not only have to eat her out, but, I'll have to eat them out or they ALL will BRUTALLY kick my ass; they'll break open my brain and cause my not to be able to think anymore. Good thing, I LOVE Caucasian BOOM BOOM and when my breath taste and smell like sexy, Caucasian ass.
I WISH your ass was going BOOM BOOM on my face, and as you dropped your sexy POWER in my open mouth and nose, while facesitting me, and BOOM BOOM on my foods and drinks and that my tongue was feeling the sexy squeeze of your ass.
I don't own my own vehicle, so, it's not like I can get way from you, anyway.
Next, I'll go into more, GREATER detail about why I'm DEATHLY AFRAID of sexy Caucasian girls.
HaydenBlue
04-14-2012, 08:24 PM
Ummm.......
So I got this message on a site I just got approved for, never even been on cam there yet and umm... and uhh, well yeah
Here it is LOL
_________________________
I just wanted to tell you that I think your sexy and that I JUST LOVE Caucasian girls MORE than ANY other race.
Secondly, I think you're so sexy that you DESERVE to FORCE me to rock and make you VERY WET, EVERYDAY, ALL DAY and NIGHT LONG as I get on my hands and knees, behind you, remove your panties with my teeth and inhale your sexy funky odor as I sensually stroke your sexy POWERFUL ass crack with my tongue, suck it with my lips like a popsicle, nibble and sniff it; also, while owned as you looking down at me while sitting on my face and in my open mouth in ass worship.
You also DESERVE for me to allow you to piss and cum into my mouth and vibrate your ass on my face and in my mouth while owning me and for me to put my food and drink up to your ass before I eat it, as your sexy ass goes BOOM BOOM and BLAST your sexy farts, then FORCE me to swallow EVERYTHING down my throat, and tell you that I think it smelled and tasted DELICIOUS, which most likely it would and I would LOVE to tell you. Plus, you'd wanna kidnap me and NEVER let me go, so you can always have me and I could really show you.
I wish I lived in your city and state or you lived in Houston, because, unfortunately, I'm unable to travel at the time. Hopefully, you will be able come to Houston, soon, kidnap me, and FORCE me to ass worship and I can REALLY show you how I REALLY use my tongue and nose.
For some strange reason, good-looking, sexy Caucasian girls ALWAYS wanna FORCE me into ass worship and ALWAYS want their farts to BOOM BOOM into my mouth and nose, anyway, even if I don't mention ass worship. I guess it's because, somewhere, down the line when talking to y'all, I reveal that; first, I'm deathly afraid of good-looking, sexy Caucasian girls and I really think y'all can also sense that I'm deathly afraid of y'all. So, y'all figure, since, that's the case, y'all have a STRONG desire to either FORCE me to lick, suck and sniff y'all and eat and smell y'all farts, or you threaten to beat my ass for refusing. So, if you did come to Houston to kidnap me, you don't EVER have to worry about me trying to leave, nor me refusing to ever ass worship you; especially, since, I'm afraid of good-looking, sexy Caucasian girls and getting my ass beaten by y'all.
I was also told before by a good-looking, sexy Caucasian girl, that she would raise the money to come kidnap me, and to make sure I ass worship and eat her farts without refusal, she was gonna get a bunch of her good-looking, sexy Caucasian girlfriends to help kidnap me and I'll not only have to eat her out, but, I'll have to eat them out or they ALL will BRUTALLY kick my ass; they'll break open my brain and cause my not to be able to think anymore. Good thing, I LOVE Caucasian BOOM BOOM and when my breath taste and smell like sexy, Caucasian ass.
I WISH your ass was going BOOM BOOM on my face, and as you dropped your sexy POWER in my open mouth and nose, while facesitting me, and BOOM BOOM on my foods and drinks and that my tongue was feeling the sexy squeeze of your ass.
I don't own my own vehicle, so, it's not like I can get way from you, anyway.
Next, I'll go into more, GREATER detail about why I'm DEATHLY AFRAID of sexy Caucasian girls.
Fucking hell.
"...you'd wanna kidnap me and NEVER let me go, so you can always have me and I could really show you."
So many delusions. Unsolicited fantasies oh my god. I can't read into them, because I either sit and rant on the stupidity of people or it makes me want to live deep in the woods and never talk to anyone, ever.
"I was also told before by a good-looking, sexy Caucasian girl, that she would raise the money to come kidnap me, and to make sure I ass worship and eat her farts without refusal," wut?!
"she was gonna get a bunch of her good-looking, sexy Caucasian girlfriends to help kidnap me and I'll not only have to eat her out, but, I'll have to eat them out or they ALL will BRUTALLY kick my ass; they'll break open my brain and cause my not to be able to think anymore." Good excuse to kill him.
"I don't own my own vehicle, so, it's not like I can get way from you, anyway."
"Next, I'll go into more, GREATER detail about why I'm DEATHLY AFRAID of sexy Caucasian girls."
I hate him.
PrincessLuna
04-14-2012, 08:28 PM
You also DESERVE for me to allow you to
lol wut? It's almost like a Domination paradox.
kymaddy
04-14-2012, 08:42 PM
In free
Him; do you have an 18 inch vibe?
Me: no baby that's a bit big for me
Him: i'm 18 inch i want you to know how that feels
Me: baby you sound huge but i don't have a toy that big
Him: anal with 18 inches?
Me:not going to happen babe I don't have a toy that big and if i did it wouldn't be going in me
Him: will you do it in private
Him: exclusive for extra gold tips
Just as I was in the middle of banning him I get taken exclusive and its him.
Him: BB ur boobies loobies are so freaking hot my 18 inches is so hard for you let me show you
He shows up on cam with maybe 5 inches that he is stroking with his thumb and finger
Him: this python will rip you so bad you are going to be left with only one hole bb
Him: i will make you bleed so bad you will think you are perioding
Him: stick that vibe in the back bb
Him: no the 18 invher bb i want you to know what i feel like i want you shredded
Me: i don't have a toy that big babe. I told you that in freechat. This really is the biggest I have here.
Him: i am paying for this shit i want 18 in you now
Him: 18 in anal now 18 in anal now 18 in anal now
BAN
He send me an email
Why baby you stop baby? I pay for it.
All you whores have 18 inch vibes.
I saw it laying on your bed the blue one.
You bitch wasting my money you are dead.
I love to make you wet.
The blue toy is a 5 inch anal wand which was apparently sooo much bigger than the 8 inch vibe I was offering.
IsobelWren
04-14-2012, 08:59 PM
Last night was something else lol
..
In prv:
ass#1:doggy bb
me:"positions in doggy"
ass#1: play with pussy
me: "playing with my pussy in that position"
ass#1: Face in camera
me: "BAN"
ass#2: Is 5 inches okay or is it too small
me: ummmmm do u want me to say its small (confused if its a sph guy lol)
Why ban if he's paying money and not being super obnoxious?
per ass #2, I just ask them what they think
"Is my dick small?"
*chuckle* I dunno sweetie, what do you think?"
"I think it's ok"
"Well good. You've got an accurate assessment of your dick"
"Is my dick small?"
Repeat
"I feel like it's small."
"Well it is! You tiny dicked piece of crap!"
Blue Dahlia
04-14-2012, 09:24 PM
kdog: the drinking age is 19 here
MissDahlia: awesome
kdog: an everyone in the club gets cheeseburgers an pudding pops at 12
kdog: it messy but nice
MissDahlia: lol
kdog: ok i guess im too much fun for this room im going to the club to get me some pudding pops bye
MissDahlia: ok buddy
..........honestly I was just really confused. I wasn't mad or offended or annoyed. Just confused.
Gabrielle_
04-14-2012, 10:57 PM
Awesome way to handle this dilemna....thx for sharing!
Why ban if he's paying money and not being super obnoxious?
per ass #2, I just ask them what they think
"Is my dick small?"
*chuckle* I dunno sweetie, what do you think?"
"I think it's ok"
"Well good. You've got an accurate assessment of your dick"
"Is my dick small?"
Repeat
"I feel like it's small."
"Well it is! You tiny dicked piece of crap!"
bambimack
04-14-2012, 11:40 PM
Ummm.......
So I got this message on a site I just got approved for, never even been on cam there yet and umm... and uhh, well yeah
Here it is LOL
_________________________
I just wanted to tell you that I think your sexy and that I JUST LOVE Caucasian girls MORE than ANY other race.
Secondly, I think you're so sexy that you DESERVE to FORCE me to rock and make you VERY WET, EVERYDAY, ALL DAY and NIGHT LONG as I get on my hands and knees, behind you, remove your panties with my teeth and inhale your sexy funky odor as I sensually stroke your sexy POWERFUL ass crack with my tongue, suck it with my lips like a popsicle, nibble and sniff it; also, while owned as you looking down at me while sitting on my face and in my open mouth in ass worship.
You also DESERVE for me to allow you to piss and cum into my mouth and vibrate your ass on my face and in my mouth while owning me and for me to put my food and drink up to your ass before I eat it, as your sexy ass goes BOOM BOOM and BLAST your sexy farts, then FORCE me to swallow EVERYTHING down my throat, and tell you that I think it smelled and tasted DELICIOUS, which most likely it would and I would LOVE to tell you. Plus, you'd wanna kidnap me and NEVER let me go, so you can always have me and I could really show you.
I wish I lived in your city and state or you lived in Houston, because, unfortunately, I'm unable to travel at the time. Hopefully, you will be able come to Houston, soon, kidnap me, and FORCE me to ass worship and I can REALLY show you how I REALLY use my tongue and nose.
For some strange reason, good-looking, sexy Caucasian girls ALWAYS wanna FORCE me into ass worship and ALWAYS want their farts to BOOM BOOM into my mouth and nose, anyway, even if I don't mention ass worship. I guess it's because, somewhere, down the line when talking to y'all, I reveal that; first, I'm deathly afraid of good-looking, sexy Caucasian girls and I really think y'all can also sense that I'm deathly afraid of y'all. So, y'all figure, since, that's the case, y'all have a STRONG desire to either FORCE me to lick, suck and sniff y'all and eat and smell y'all farts, or you threaten to beat my ass for refusing. So, if you did come to Houston to kidnap me, you don't EVER have to worry about me trying to leave, nor me refusing to ever ass worship you; especially, since, I'm afraid of good-looking, sexy Caucasian girls and getting my ass beaten by y'all.
I was also told before by a good-looking, sexy Caucasian girl, that she would raise the money to come kidnap me, and to make sure I ass worship and eat her farts without refusal, she was gonna get a bunch of her good-looking, sexy Caucasian girlfriends to help kidnap me and I'll not only have to eat her out, but, I'll have to eat them out or they ALL will BRUTALLY kick my ass; they'll break open my brain and cause my not to be able to think anymore. Good thing, I LOVE Caucasian BOOM BOOM and when my breath taste and smell like sexy, Caucasian ass.
I WISH your ass was going BOOM BOOM on my face, and as you dropped your sexy POWER in my open mouth and nose, while facesitting me, and BOOM BOOM on my foods and drinks and that my tongue was feeling the sexy squeeze of your ass.
I don't own my own vehicle, so, it's not like I can get way from you, anyway.
Next, I'll go into more, GREATER detail about why I'm DEATHLY AFRAID of sexy Caucasian girls.
not much to say to that but....WTF!?!!!!???
ManyRoses
04-14-2012, 11:51 PM
In free
You bitch wasting my money you are dead.
I love to make you wet.
Perfect example of the weird dichotomy going on in our customer's heads. Its like the Madonna/whore in two succinct sentences. I love you! I love you being a whore! You fucking whore! I hate you whore!
May I kindly suggest that you go copulate with yourself? Oh wait...you already are. May I suggest that you do it elsewhere? Like a padded room....
anonymous camgirl
04-16-2012, 10:33 AM
That was great!! you made my day!
In free
Him; do you have an 18 inch vibe?
Me: no baby that's a bit big for me
Him: i'm 18 inch i want you to know how that feels
Me: baby you sound huge but i don't have a toy that big
Him: anal with 18 inches?
Me:not going to happen babe I don't have a toy that big and if i did it wouldn't be going in me
Him: will you do it in private
Him: exclusive for extra gold tips
Just as I was in the middle of banning him I get taken exclusive and its him.
Him: BB ur boobies loobies are so freaking hot my 18 inches is so hard for you let me show you
He shows up on cam with maybe 5 inches that he is stroking with his thumb and finger
Him: this python will rip you so bad you are going to be left with only one hole bb
Him: i will make you bleed so bad you will think you are perioding
Him: stick that vibe in the back bb
Him: no the 18 invher bb i want you to know what i feel like i want you shredded
Me: i don't have a toy that big babe. I told you that in freechat. This really is the biggest I have here.
Him: i am paying for this shit i want 18 in you now
Him: 18 in anal now 18 in anal now 18 in anal now
BAN
He send me an email
Why baby you stop baby? I pay for it.
All you whores have 18 inch vibes.
I saw it laying on your bed the blue one.
You bitch wasting my money you are dead.
I love to make you wet.
The blue toy is a 5 inch anal wand which was apparently sooo much bigger than the 8 inch vibe I was offering.
Marley13
04-16-2012, 12:58 PM
I had some cutttte guy doing C2C with me last night. He kept telling me that he wanted to pick me up at the airport, etc... lol. He ended up jerking off to me in freechat, and I maybe showed my boobs for a couple minutes and twirled around a few times. Oh and not one tip, that asshat.
Rosemary Rabbit
04-16-2012, 02:14 PM
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PrincessLuna
04-16-2012, 02:20 PM
What if I'm poopin?
OMFG I need to stop reading these forums while I"m working. I'm sure a bunch of guys just said "what the fuck is wrong with this hysterical girl??"
loveshooks
04-16-2012, 02:58 PM
Found this monologue on my skype this a.m. when I got home from a meeting.....
[11:12:58 AM] Davide Dariano: i want 2 shows ,
first show : like i said trust is the most important thing, with this show i will earn your trust :) 25minutes cam, BUT I DON'T WANT YOU TO PLAY WITH YOURSELF!! NO PUSSY OR TITS... we do it on another way, i do what you want me to do, and because i wanna earn your trust, i do everything!!! you want :) so that you know i am not a liar :) you don't show me tits or pussy !!! keep that for next show, after those 25 minutes i send you 150$ ...second show immediately after i paid for the first show : you play for me, play for me with that nice pussy, i pay now upfront 200$ for 30minutes... you do what i want
[11:14:00 AM] Davide Dariano: this is prove that i pay :
(the following ostensibly a copy/paste skype dialogue between him and another camchica):
[11:14:03 AM] Davide Dariano: [8:15:13 PM](chica's name edited out): i dont now sure, there were so much liars before
[8:15:13 PM]naughty pjjj: why not? Come on give it a try, I am not a liar
[8:15:16 PM]chica: hmmm…
[8:15:17 PM]naughty pjjj: come on, I send immediately after 200$, 20minutes
[8:15:19 PM]chica: and you will send the money after???
[8:15:20 PM]naughty pjjj: yes I will, I am not a liar
[8:15:25 PM]chica: hmm okay, let me see what you have thee
[8:15:26 PM]Gebeld naar chica, duur 20:07
[8:35:38 PM]naughty pjjj: wow that was nice , you are so horny!
[8:35:40 PM]chica: thanx , youre cum was nice! You send my money now?
[8:35:45 PM]naughty pjjj: haha , I will send it now okay?
[8:35:59 PM]chica: ok, you had the address where you have to send it to?
[8:36:13 PM]naughty pjjj: yes I have, just wait 5-10min
[8:36:57 PM]chica: okay…
[8:46:11 PM]naughty pjjj : did you received it???
[8:47:16 PM]chica: wait I will see
[8:47:39 PM]chica: yes I received , thanx !! I hope we can do this more! I like it
[8:47: 57 PM]naughty pjjj: sure we will, have to go now, byeee
[8:47:59 PM]chica: byeeeee
[11:22:58 AM] *** Missed call from Davide Dariano. ***
[11:28:05 AM] *** Missed call from Davide Dariano. ***
[11:59:38 AM] *** yours truly blocked Davide Dariano ***
I hope this copy/paste was a fictional narrative, and that some chica out there didn't really fall for that ish
My fav part was the "BUT I DON'T WANT YOU TO PLAY WITH YOURSELF!! NO PUSSY OR TITS". It reminded me of those Ron (But wait! There's more!!!) Popeil informercials that are hilarious to watch when you're 15 and high as fuck.
I'm not a pasta maker, son, move it along.
HighHeelHottie
04-16-2012, 03:31 PM
Not anything annoying, but something very awesome:
I was in private for an hour long, sitting on my ass, clothed, listening to 80s music on YouTube.
PrincessLuna
04-17-2012, 10:40 AM
A guy just told me to lower my rates because he "likes the cheaper ones." How in the hell do people grow up to feel so self entitled and rude?
justanothercamgirl
04-17-2012, 01:31 PM
asshat: You keep telling us what you WON'T do, so what else do you do other than show us your stupid cellulite ass
me: (brings my face up to the camera then winks and smiles)
*BAN*
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Well, actually one of my specialties is baning whiny, entitled and insulting assholes like you. Hope you enjoyed it. It is the only thing you'll be getting for free from me from this point on. ;)
Frolic
04-17-2012, 01:34 PM
Ugh I didn't get a chance to ban this guy but I don't think he's coming back. I was trying to see if I could turn this into a consensual bdsm show but no.
do u get turned on by horror movies
u like seeing girls get tortured
i see
what part of your body are u most nervous to show me
u only enjoy dominating if girl likes it too?
so u wouldnt enjoy dominating a girl who hates it?
thats my favorite
i like it whe the girl is miserable
no i want them to be genuinely unhappy
and ashamed
I feel icky now.
IsobelWren
04-17-2012, 05:52 PM
So this idiot on SM is trying to pull the old, "tits first, then I tip you" thing. I, of course, tell him that I wasn't born yesterday and that he should go find a girl who will fall for that shit.
Him: I've been looking for a girl who will!
Me: And you haven't found one? Good. We're getting smarter.
long pause
Him: I'm truly sorry that you are all so cynical and have had your souls smashed. How can I prove to you that I'm a trustworthy person?
Me, rolling my eyes: Work within the system and tip me first. That'll prove it.
He leaves the chat
Rosse
04-17-2012, 06:10 PM
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LaceyCummings
04-18-2012, 10:45 AM
This was an email on sm from a guy who has never bought a show, tipped me, or even been in my free chat as far as I know.
SUBJECT: (NO SUBJECT)
Hey gorgeous I'm on my iPhone and it won't let me view your cam how bout you send me some pictures please
WTF? Why would I do that?
bambimack
04-18-2012, 10:48 AM
This is on MGF...
"Do you want to make love tonight my beautiful girl? where can i meet you right now? im serious baby"
Not so much stupid or annoying, but reeeaally creepy, that's the kinda Shit that makes me paranoid.
ClaudiaReina
04-18-2012, 12:54 PM
This is on MGF...
"Do you want to make love tonight my beautiful girl? where can i meet you right now? im serious baby"
Not so much stupid or annoying, but reeeaally creepy, that's the kinda Shit that makes me paranoid.
I always wonder if they realize how creepy they sound when they say shit like this. "I'll go visit you in your country"; "One day I'll go find you and we'll make love all day". Creeeepy!
anonymous camgirl
04-18-2012, 01:48 PM
LMAO!!! i know right?
I always wonder if they realize how creepy they sound when they say shit like this. "I'll go visit you in your country"; "One day I'll go find you and we'll make love all day". Creeeepy!
MissEgo
04-18-2012, 04:06 PM
Some messages I got (from the same guy):
"you're so beautiful"
"I told the truth only"
"where are you from"
"you're so bloody hot"
"web site is very good but you are more beautiful"
"Do you have msn address"
"can we talk from there"
"do you have a lover"
"there is no hope"
"even if you come to canada to become a beloved"
"if my dear, even come to canada. I LOVE YOU"
"do your have your boyfriend"
[then a whole bunch of stuff about how he's sorry that I have a boyfriend and how his english is bad]
"would you be my darling. I LOVE YOU"
"I fell in love with you. I LOVE YOU"
"I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU [etc]"
"I am going to canada. for you."
"I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU"
"I really love you. nice to meet you."
"come to turkey for holiday"
"You are most beautiful girl I have ever seen"
"you are so exciting"
"you are great"
"you are great. you are so exciting. I fell in love with you. love in my heart is forever."
I only "met" the guy yesterday.
Vlodina
04-18-2012, 04:08 PM
@MissEgo, it's not that he wants to meet you and fuck you - he wants a Green Card! Lol xxx
ManyRoses
04-18-2012, 04:25 PM
Ugh I didn't get a chance to ban this guy but I don't think he's coming back. I was trying to see if I could turn this into a consensual bdsm show but no.
do u get turned on by horror movies
u like seeing girls get tortured
i see
what part of your body are u most nervous to show me
u only enjoy dominating if girl likes it too?
so u wouldnt enjoy dominating a girl who hates it?
thats my favorite
i like it whe the girl is miserable
no i want them to be genuinely unhappy
and ashamed
I feel icky now.
I got this guy!!! But he waited until we were in a pvt, then starts it up.
CreepyDude: I bet I know your secret fetish
Me: Oh really?
CD: Yup, I can tell by just looking at you
M: OK then, what do you think it is?
CD: You get really turned on by horror movies, don't you?
M: Ummmm, well, I like zombie movies. But they don't really turn me on. Except maybe "Zombie Strippers". Jenna Jameson is so hot.
CD: But you love watching torturing horror movies?
CD: I know you do
M: Actually, I can't watch horror movies. They scare me, and I have nightmares. I just watch zombie movies and really old B list movies, like Dracula.
CD: Logs off.
I could tell which way the wind was blowing with this guy, I'm so glad that he didn't stick around to go through all that "I want them to be genuinely unhappy" crap. Shudder.
ManyRoses
04-18-2012, 04:30 PM
This wasn't on cam, but this deserves a mention.
This guy has been e-mailing me on fb for ages, generally talking, and occasionally asking for free stuff. I haven't been on for a while (pure laziness!!) and I know that I have a few e-mails backing up on there.
So today I log in, and these are his messages to me:
can i eat u out and can i get free show today
and can i fuck u too
hey sexy
hey sexy
when will ube on to check your e mails
I do not have enough faces, or enough palms to adequately express my feelings about this.
Glasses
04-18-2012, 07:15 PM
The most annoying one. I don't get it as often as the "How are you?" ones, but still.
"Wanna go pvt bb?"
Why the fuck do they think I am there????
bambimack
04-18-2012, 09:39 PM
^^^LOL, i hate that one! or when they say "You up for a private?" or "Do you feel like going private?", wtf man! would anybody say, "Nope, i just wanna sit here in free chat with the beggars and not make any money." -_-
anonymous camgirl
04-19-2012, 06:12 AM
Actually i have had said that .. because I am sarcastic and want them to know how stupid they sound..lol
^^^LOL, i hate that one! or when they say "You up for a private?" or "Do you feel like going private?", wtf man! would anybody say, "Nope, i just wanna sit here in free chat with the beggars and not make any money." -_-
CourtneyRaine
04-19-2012, 07:35 AM
Weirdo: If I tip you an extra $200 gold can we do a fetish show?
Me: It depends, what is the fetish?
Weirdo: I want you to pull out your tampon and bleed all over the Bible.
Me: Dude, what the fuck?
Weirdo: So can we do it?
Me: No! First, I don't even own a bible. Second, it's not that time of the month for me. Plus you're being weird.
Weirdo: What about bleeding on a Qur'an?
Me: Fuck no.
Weirdo: Okay, how about you put a ketchup bottle in your pussy and pretend you're bleeding on the bed?
Me: Oh my God are you for real? Really? You really think I can fit a ketchup bottle in there?
Weirdo: So can you do it?
Me: No! And you clearly have no sense of female anatomy if you think I could fit a ketchup bottle in there.
Weirdo: What about a bottle of hot sauce? That's even better.
Me: No, it really isn't. My pussy's too tight to be putting random condiment bottles in there.
Weirdo: No it's not, it's loose because you're a whore and you fuck all day.
Me: *scratches head*
Regular: I think it's time to block him.
Me: Yeah, I think you're right. *block*
So that was a new level of wtf. Lol. As ridiculous as it was, I actually found it rather amusing. The more time I spend on cam, the more twisted my sense of humor gets, I suppose.
PrincessJenny
04-19-2012, 07:42 AM
Not sure where to post this but thought it was funny. Hony over on adult faq posted it
How to get banned on MFC in less than 2 minutes.
PrincessLuna
04-19-2012, 07:52 AM
Haha the end made my morning!!
lolabunny
04-19-2012, 07:55 AM
Not sure where to post this but thought it was funny. Hony over on adult faq posted it
How to get banned on MFC in less than 2 minutes.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xpub3w_how-to-get-banned-on-mfc-in-less-than-2-minutes_fun
Lol, too funny, and she's sooo pretty lol
Glasses
04-19-2012, 08:01 AM
Haha! "Gimme back my 20 tokens then!!!"
bambimack
04-19-2012, 08:27 AM
Not sure where to post this but thought it was funny. Hony over on adult faq posted it
How to get banned on MFC in less than 2 minutes.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xpub3w_how-to-get-banned-on-mfc-in-less-than-2-minutes_fun
lmao his screenname was "lesterthemolester"!!
Su Su
04-19-2012, 09:26 AM
"Where do you live?"
Australia
"What state?"
"NSW"
What suburb?
FUCK OFF.
It's only been my 3rd time on MFC right, some bitch (I'm thinking it must be a girl) has the nerve to say something like
"Does your mum know what you're doing with your slutty life? & All you perves on here should get a life".
That person was lucky I was in a private... My gosh I would have given that bitch a piece of my mind...
Glasses
04-20-2012, 02:43 PM
Lately cause of all the "show this show that, stand up, turn around, move top" "do you do anal, asshole bb, anal bb"crap I usually feel something like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXQBoaYcuBg
At least when I think of this scene it cheers me up..
PrincessLuna
04-20-2012, 10:07 PM
This happened the other day and it confused me to no end.
Guy enters private
Me: Hi -insert screen name- How are you?
Guy leaves private chat after the 30 second mark
Guy reenters private chat
Me: Did you get disconnected -insert screen name-?
Guy: Fake cam!!!
Me: Huh? What are you talking about???
Guy tips $10 and then leaves
Uh, hm... thanks? I think?
sweetsexy000
04-21-2012, 03:02 AM
Just yesterday when I was online, I was chatting with a guy trying to make convo with him and get him interested in a show. And when he acted like he was going to go pvt with me, he told me that he didnt have any credit, and to skype him. That really annoyed me. But...I've been thinking lately of maybe doing some cam shows independently so that I can charge a little cheaper and keep all of my own money, but I am unsure of how to accept payment. Does anyone have any ideas or suggestions on how to go about doing shows that way???
PrincessLavender
04-21-2012, 11:24 PM
Idiot: I want to go pvt but I need you to do 4 things for me first.
Me: (thinking, this may be worth a laugh) Depends what they are.
Idiot: First, take off your panties.
Me: No.
*Idiot leaves* Lmao. And that's how it's done.
Idiot #2: Can you take off your panties and lube your toy up, then I'll enter pvt. I'm broke so I need you to be ready before we enter.
In the process of typing out "I'll start when you enter pvt" someone took me exclusive and saved me having to deal with the idiot.
Oh and I almost forgot. Whenever someone asks where I'm from I give the the region of the US I'm from which is always followed by "which state bb?" I always say it doesn't matter what state, some leave, some let it go. Every once in awhile I'll get someone say "I just want to know if you are close to me so we can meet" Uh, dumbass, if there was a possibility of us meeting I would have told you the exact state or city I was from in the first place.
Peachesxo
04-22-2012, 02:53 AM
Too expensive. Change to 2.99 and I'll take you private.
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You really think you are worth that much?
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You need to be topless and in a thong for gold show countdown. You must be new here.
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Maybe if you do ______ and show some _______ more people will pledge. I'm just trying to help.
http://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h411/Amaltheaxox/americanpsychonew.jpg
MUST KILL ALL THE CHEAP SCUM BAG FREELOADERS!!!!
Marleysade
04-22-2012, 04:58 AM
HaHA! Im so glad I quit camming, But I got this guy from the strip club that really reminded me of the freeloaders on SM..
moron: stand up so I can see what your working with(I was sitting in a chair next to him)
Me: Thats what the dance is for babe
moron: well how do I know that your worth a 20 dollar dance?
Me: you know from looking at me that your not going to be shitty
Moron: No thanks
GRRRRRR! Men are the same online and in person!! lol