View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
Cutie101
01-17-2019, 05:47 PM
Idiot: What's under that shirt
Me: ur mom
Idiot: wow very funny
Me: Dumb questions receive dumb answers moron *blocks him before he can answer*
Why do men think they are witty when they ask that?? Makes them look stupid and desperate to have a free sexy answer back. No you fucking won't.
I hate that question. Good answer, I give the same one sometimes ugh... dumb idiots.
This one and that one with:
-Oh, where are you from?
- Country X (like it matters lol)
- Ohhh!! are more women like you in there???
Wtf bitch, first, I don't even want another woman to look like me and second, what do u expect me to answer? If I answer yes, then what? Also, if I answer no? Why do you even ask this dumb chit chat question? It's just dumb.
breadandbutter
01-18-2019, 09:12 PM
So I THOUGHT I WAS building up this guy to go private, getting along nicely, and I ask him about going private to chat better and he like blurts out " sometimes i expose myself to drunk girls leaving the bars " And I'm like ok... do you want to tell me more about that in private? And he leaves. That guy was a giant bummer.
Fiera
01-19-2019, 06:56 PM
I hate that question. Good answer, I give the same one sometimes ugh... dumb idiots.
This one and that one with:
-Oh, where are you from?
- Country X (like it matters lol)
- Ohhh!! are more women like you in there???
Wtf bitch, first, I don't even want another woman to look like me and second, what do u expect me to answer? If I answer yes, then what? Also, if I answer no? Why do you even ask this dumb chit chat question? It's just dumb.
I absolutely hate the "where are you from" question. Useless, stupid chit chat. And I always wandered why did it matter so much anyway? But the other day I was looking at a video content site and I had a pop up for imlive where it showed a model's pic accompanied by the caption " Meet X. She is single and only lives 0.5 miles away from you." She obviously wasn't even from the same continent but apparently sites still promote themselves with lines like "Meet sexy singles in your area now!" because some of their idiot members are so socially undeveloped they are willing to believe that.
MissAdriana
01-20-2019, 12:41 PM
- Ohhh!! are more women like you in there???
Maybe he wants to get rejected by you AND them lol
SMILE BB SMILE BB SMILE BB
If smiles are turning these guys on I'm going to be charging tokens for it now
Ginnyyy
01-22-2019, 02:06 PM
First time in my life when I hear $3/min is expensive. Even for Skype.
I was about to tell him that I think he finds expensive even taking a shower, but I don t like entering long meaningless convos.
live:capturedsexyeyes: Heyy
I: Hi :) $3/min cam chica here.
live:capturedsexyeyes: Oohhh expensive model, hope i get a show of a life time
Lol nice to meet you Ginny
I: Let me know where you found me :)
live:capturedsexyeyes: Cmd of course best site
How are you doing today
I started my day good, thank you. Hope you too :)
Another one:
I: Where have you found me?
Him: Facebook and Skype
Shishhh, I am not even on FB but whatever. I block them when they lie where they found me, to avoid endless meaningless convos. Time is precious.
On my phone site:
"I was wondering if u had a daughter I could have some alone time with on the phone?"
Marina Starr
01-22-2019, 05:36 PM
Asshole: deciding if i wanna take you pvt
Hoe: What makes you think I wanna pvt you?
http://i66.tinypic.com/5mkcbm.jpg
SapphireXO
01-23-2019, 06:55 AM
A regular customer who initially just wanted me to constantly say, "I love you Daddy." *no age play just Daddy Domme bullshit.*
Yesterday out of no where, plus he cams with me almost every other day:
Him: "Spread that fat ass you fat bitch. Come on you fucking slut. Take it!”
Then ends the call with,”I love you. Bye.”
These ppl. I swear. To God.
I've never been called fat before on cam. I think he went into a degrading tirade and he just wanted to talk down to me. Whatever...
Fuck him, pay me.
princess_casual
01-27-2019, 09:59 AM
in exclusive, some guy who wanted SPH
"I just found out my 14 year old son's is bigger"
Best believe I shut that down fast. wtf is wrong with some people? I feel bad for his kid.
DeepThoughts
01-27-2019, 01:17 PM
^^Nothing is wrong with them. They are just normal men. We have the unique position of being able to see what men are truly like outside of polite society. Lucky, privileged us! :D
princess_casual
01-27-2019, 02:17 PM
^^Nothing is wrong with them. They are just normal men. We have the unique position of being able to see what men are truly like outside of polite society. Lucky, privileged us! :D
Yup... Once you know this, you can never look at men the same way..
anonymous camgirl
01-27-2019, 05:52 PM
Stupid annoying shit I've heard on cam... everything a cam customer says... LOL
~Carmen~
01-27-2019, 06:34 PM
"Hello my goddess:). I really love your perfect legs and your outfit, would u mind if I stay 60 mins (or tell me a time) in free chat?:)"
SuperPookie
01-28-2019, 01:38 PM
Stupid annoying shit I've heard on cam... everything a cam customer says... LOL
Preach!!
Holly_xoxo
01-31-2019, 02:12 PM
Empty Wallet : mmm bb you got something I want
Me: oh? what's that
Empty Wallet : I'll give you 3 guesses
Me: Nah, just tell me
Empty Wallet: well your big juicy tits
Me: don't know if I believe you. If you really wanted them, you'd be taking them by now
* Empty Wallet leaves the room*
Can't say that was a shock Lol
MissAdriana
01-31-2019, 04:59 PM
SMILE BB SMILE BB SMILE BB
If smiles are turning these guys on I'm going to be charging tokens for it now
OK I'm seriously doing it now. Literally you come into a cam room and beg for a smile? You might as well tip for it. smile = tokens lets go
Ginnyyy
02-01-2019, 04:41 PM
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BadBitch
02-01-2019, 05:31 PM
I absolutely hate the "where are you from" question. Useless, stupid chit chat. And I always wandered why did it matter so much anyway? But the other day I was looking at a video content site and I had a pop up for imlive where it showed a model's pic accompanied by the caption " Meet X. She is single and only lives 0.5 miles away from you." She obviously wasn't even from the same continent but apparently sites still promote themselves with lines like "Meet sexy singles in your area now!" because some of their idiot members are so socially undeveloped they are willing to believe that.
Because a lot of sites (like SM) advertises us on dating sites. So, these guys sign up thinking that we are available to meet - even though it's against SM's rules. Pretty fucking ironic, right?
princess_casual
02-04-2019, 10:32 AM
Dude jumps into pvt when I'm already doing a show and goes "twerk bb" over and over, I'm ignoring him and then finally write out "no directing in pvt" to which he replies "why are you so bossy??" and leaves.
After, he takes me exclusive and keeps going "Twerk bb." I just sat there and told him he can ask me nicely and that I don't respond to that kind of behavior. He kept arguing with me, jumping in and out of exclusive saying dumb shit like "Look I didn't come here for some starbucks" (?????) and saying "idk what you want from me" (Um, I was pretty clear, I just want some respect- just the word 'PLEASE') and how he "doesn't need this on his day off" (okay, so leave??). Then he goes back exclusive because I threatened to block him, and after he starts with the "twerk bb" AGAIN, puts his cam on and asks why I am being so difficult. I tried my best to explain to him that I just require some basic manners and respect. So I go, "okay, well how about we flip this around. I'm going to tell you what to do. "Twerk baby." and kept repeating that over and over until he goes, "No, that's disrespecftful." "EXACTLY" I yell out, "That is what you were doing to me, you get it now?" Then he says "well, you're the dancer I'm just talking to you based of your occupation," I reply "so because I'm a dancer that means you don't need to treat me with respect? So when you go to any place of business, such as a bar for example, do you DEMAND for things or do you ask politely?" "Well, that depends" he says "If I'm at a titty bar, they usually ask if I want a lap dance.." I'm shaking my head at this point, baffled by the stupidity. "Okay let me try to break it down for you," I say, attempting to reason with this idiot, "When you go to a bar, do you say 'May I please have a beer?' or do you you bark at them 'Give me a beer?'" Again, he goes "well it depends on the bar..." and round and round we go. Then he left. Happy I got paid to argue with this thick sculled moron but seriously, he makes me feel hopeless about humanity...
LullaBelle
02-04-2019, 05:45 PM
Because a lot of sites (like SM) advertises us on dating sites. So, these guys sign up thinking that we are available to meet - even though it's against SM's rules. Pretty fucking ironic, right?
That would explain why so many do come in to my room and then ask where I'm from. At first, I thought it was just a general chit chat question to keep interaction going but I have gotten to the point of asking, 'Why do you want to know where I'm from?' and normally they leave or just don't answer.
magicgembliss
02-04-2019, 06:53 PM
LOVE this!
Not all money is good money. Stupidity, smart ass comments, condescending assholes = blocked for life.
SO much this. I think the scum that solicit prostitution or ask for free shit constantly, must be used to bottomfeeding, only dating/screwing broke, desperate, vulnerable women or something and can't relate to sane, healthy women and/or beautiful women. That seedy behavior to me is an indication they are broke/low functioning i.e. incapable of being a good client,so blocking/banning is the only response i have for them.
magicgembliss
02-04-2019, 06:56 PM
Both. These guys really are socially DUMB. I'm just grateful when they type it out, I remember the ASL days. If you say 'wheerever you are bb" they leave and "where do you want me to be" they leave or say where they live. I troll them constantly saying a different place because it's never where they are anyways lol
PLUS geo-block usually means you won't see people in your state anyway.
magicgembliss
02-04-2019, 07:06 PM
Mind you this is from a "jackoffaddict" that specifically only wants me to make him stroke to me relentlessly - yet he's quit on me multiple times for being too addicted ?!?:
i'm addicted to you... i am having trouble staying away i wanted to quit because every single time i said anything, all you replied with was a price to talk with you literally every time we spoke, you were reminding me that i was paying for a service. it always felt like you were saying "i don't talk for free... pay me or we talk some other time. it just felt like it was only about the money to you... like none of the rest even mattered. if that's not the case, then i misunderstood, but it very much felt like that was very much the case."
Of course it is. Otherwise I'd have 10s if not 100s of requests to chat for free each week clogging up my contact methods where I could actually make money. Idiot.
omg this comment cracked me up so hard....of course it is, this is an income to actual human beings. They think they're smart trying to get something over on us, being resistant to the idea that it's only money, while for them, it's only power (but they feel entitled to it). They're essentially bitter that we won't play their game and give them any emotional power and instead keep it about money. These idiots have no idea how inferior they are to actual good cliients.
Like the dick pic thing, do these people have any idea how many dick pics we see in a 3-4 hour period? They all look the same after a while. Stop sending us hundreds of them and maybe we'll actually be interested in seeing them? It's clearly 100% about them them them.
magicgembliss
02-04-2019, 07:24 PM
Wow, I should do this. I'm actually getting so sick of guys asking my shoe size because they NEVER spend money on me and it's to the point where I want to block anyone who asks. When I reply size 6.5 or 7, they always seem to leave. So I started saying "6" thinking they might like smaller feet, and the same things happens. I have tiny hands and am not tall by any means so I don't know why they'd think I have big feet, but I guess that's what they're looking for. I'm so tempted to say I'm a size 10 from now on; I feel like if I put my feet up close to the cam while the rest of me is further back, it makes them look huge anyway. Not to mention my feet are small but kind of on the round/chubby side so what I lack in length I make up for in width. I just want to tell these guys to give my poor little feet a damn chance.
I'm tall and have a narrow , highly arched foot, us 8- i always thought they were too big but the foot guys seem to love them hehe. The big foot thing sort of makes sense if you've heard the theory of how foot fetish develops- supposedly a child experienced one of his first sexual desire/intincts while in a playpen or on the floor and sees his mom's feet walking past and associates it in his mind with sexuality/pleasure/nurturing. years ago I read an article explaining psychoanalytic theories for odd sexual fetishes ("paraphilias" is the psychiatric term) like gas masks, feet. Just theories. Anyway it makes sense that an early childhood memory of a mom's/caregiver's feet would be etched in his mind as LARGE, almost as big as the toddler himself.
I wonder if you can make them appear larger by doing close-ups on the cam?
magicgembliss
02-04-2019, 07:27 PM
like?? what?? 22 tokens is literally a dollar go away oh my god
i'm getting so tired of the free sites, i don't understand why the sites don't up their monthly rates or initial purchases or something to keep people who think $1 is too much for a commission-only worker.
magicgembliss
02-04-2019, 07:34 PM
" Meet X. She is single and only lives 0.5 miles away from you." She obviously wasn't even from the same continent but apparently sites still promote themselves with lines like "Meet sexy singles in your area now!" because some of their idiot members are so socially undeveloped they are willing to believe that.
it's absolutely breathtaking how stupid these dbags are. not in my worst moment of life have i ever begun to approach this level of utterly brainless gullibility. how do they support themselves being this confused by things?
Ginnyyy
02-05-2019, 01:01 AM
Regarding your sarcastic question, I m sometimes wondering about that too.
PearliePuff
02-05-2019, 03:14 AM
I'm tall and have a narrow , highly arched foot, us 8- i always thought they were too big but the foot guys seem to love them hehe. The big foot thing sort of makes sense if you've heard the theory of how foot fetish develops- supposedly a child experienced one of his first sexual desire/intincts while in a playpen or on the floor and sees his mom's feet walking past and associates it in his mind with sexuality/pleasure/nurturing. years ago I read an article explaining psychoanalytic theories for odd sexual fetishes ("paraphilias" is the psychiatric term) like gas masks, feet. Just theories. Anyway it makes sense that an early childhood memory of a mom's/caregiver's feet would be etched in his mind as LARGE, almost as big as the toddler himself.
I wonder if you can make them appear larger by doing close-ups on the cam?
That theory sounds interesting and I see how it might have developed that way. To answer your question, yesssss we can. My feet are small and i mean smallest adult female size shoes, but I say 7 and put my feet really close to the cam (upward cam angle makes things appear larger) and they all oohs aahhs and mmmms over my feet anyway.
Holly_xoxo
02-05-2019, 02:06 PM
That theory sounds interesting and I see how it might have developed that way. To answer your question, yesssss we can. My feet are small and i mean smallest adult female size shoes, but I say 7 and put my feet really close to the cam (upward cam angle makes things appear larger) and they all oohs aahhs and mmmms over my feet anyway.
I had a friend with a foot fetish and he said it started when he was around 5 years old and he'd sit on the floor in front of his mom's bed while she laid on it with her feet poking out of the blanket.
magicgembliss
02-05-2019, 07:41 PM
I had a friend with a big foot fetish and he said it started when he was around 5 years old and he'd sit on the floor in front of his mom's bed while she laid on it with her feet poking out of the blanket.
yep! I love psychology! Humans are fascinating!
https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/in-excess/201401/survival-the-fetish
princess_casual
02-06-2019, 07:36 AM
omg this comment cracked me up so hard....of course it is, this is an income to actual human beings. They think they're smart trying to get something over on us, being resistant to the idea that it's only money, while for them, it's only power (but they feel entitled to it). They're essentially bitter that we won't play their game and give them any emotional power and instead keep it about money. These idiots have no idea how inferior they are to actual good cliients.
Like the dick pic thing, do these people have any idea how many dick pics we see in a 3-4 hour period? They all look the same after a while. Stop sending us hundreds of them and maybe we'll actually be interested in seeing them? It's clearly 100% about them them them.
On the one hand, I understand why custies want to feel cared for in some capacity, it's quite human really... on the other hand, sometimes they use it as a manipulation tactic to try to get free shit (i.e. calling you cold, saying that you only care about money thinking that you will try to 'prove them wrong'). The trick is finesse. Give the impression you are happy to see them while making it clear that your time is not free.
As for the dick pics, I never open an attachment unless they tip me for it. If they want me to comment on it, they can join me in exxxclusive ;)
princess_casual
02-06-2019, 07:39 AM
yep! I love psychology! Humans are fascinating!
https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/in-excess/201401/survival-the-fetish
I had a guy who asked me when the last time I pooped was.... normally my reaction is "ew" but I was feeling particularly chill so I decided to take him on. I asked him how this fetish came about, and apparently it was when he was an adolescent and while on a hike he saw his mom poop behind a tree.... It's fascinating how often sexual fantasies or fetishes start with the mother or sister (which I guess makes sense, it's their first exposure to the opposite sex).
magicgembliss
02-06-2019, 08:08 AM
On the one hand, I understand why custies want to feel cared for in some capacity, it's quite human really... on the other hand, sometimes they use it as a manipulation tactic to try to get free shit (i.e. calling you cold, saying that you only care about money thinking that you will try to 'prove them wrong'). The trick is finesse. Give the impression you are happy to see them while making it clear that your time is not free.
As for the dick pics, I never open an attachment unless they tip me for it. If they want me to comment on it, they can join me in exxxclusive ;)
well my point is basically that a lot are genuinely users whose aim is to get over on others. a higher than average percentage of these types of men are customers of sex workers because they are pathological in higher percentages.
Ginnyyy
02-08-2019, 08:06 AM
I had a guy who asked me when the last time I pooped was.... normally my reaction is "ew" but I was feeling particularly chill so I decided to take him on. I asked him how this fetish came about, and apparently it was when he was an adolescent and while on a hike he saw his mom poop behind a tree.... It's fascinating how often sexual fantasies or fetishes start with the mother or sister (which I guess makes sense, it's their first exposure to the opposite sex).
Gizzz, I understand it, but I wouldn t be able to get horny seeing my dad pooping behind a tree....
breadandbutter
02-08-2019, 10:55 AM
Guy wants me to do something I'm not ok with.
me: no probably not that
him: oh please?
me: i said no.
him: but i really want you to...
me: ok but you have to tip 100
I've never seen a guy leave soooOooOoo fast.
NotANewGyal
02-08-2019, 08:37 PM
These guys always asking where I go to college...why would I share that on a live sex site!?!
I don't even share that on social media!
BadBitch
02-08-2019, 09:56 PM
Gizzz, I understand it, but I wouldn t be able to get horny seeing my dad pooping behind a tree....
These guys are just fucking.pathetic. How is shit sexy??
magicgembliss
02-08-2019, 10:32 PM
Guy wants me to do something I'm not ok with.
me: no probably not that
him: oh please?
me: i said no.
him: but i really want you to...
me: ok but you have to tip 100
I've never seen a guy leave soooOooOoo fast.
"i want" =/= "i get for free"
The rest of humanity learns this about the world by the time they're about 8yo or so. Why not these dbags?
Also, especially when it's against TOS and could get you banned ...
magicgembliss
02-08-2019, 10:37 PM
These guys are just fucking.pathetic. How is shit sexy??
I think it's not about sex, it's about how sex acts and nudity express psychological issues of power and degradation and surpassing social norms...it's all just weird psychology. Also, against TOS on every site I've seen so they should know what they're asking, it really pisses (no pun intended) me off that they are so entitled and blase about something that could get you in trouble with your site.
queenelayliah
02-11-2019, 09:59 PM
I also think scat is digusting but you guys would never believe what i found when i was on the weird side of the internet again. Theirs an entire online store dedicated to selling pop. They make all sorts of edibles with poop in it. Theres one model who makes a full time income, well whatever her definition of full time income is. Yeap shit is crazy. No pun intended.
NotANewGyal
02-12-2019, 04:01 AM
*sitting in free chat at 5am*
Random guest user who can't be bothered to actual put payment information into the site: do something!
Lmao it's always the most basic men who think they are entitled to a woman's sexuality, beauty and labor.
Want me to do something? Take me to private or watch me do whatever the fuck I want in free chat.
Demanding gets you no where!
Sorry had to get that off my chest lol.
NotANewGyal
02-12-2019, 04:07 AM
I'll have to remember to block guest chat on SM from now on. I wish it was a permanent option.
MxtressValleycat
02-12-2019, 06:21 AM
I also think scat is digusting but you guys would never believe what i found when i was on the weird side of the internet again. Theirs an entire online store dedicated to selling pop. They make all sorts of edibles with poop in it. Theres one model who makes a full time income, well whatever her definition of full time income is. Yeap shit is crazy. No pun intended.
It's not for me, but I do know some Dommes who do really well from poop fetishists, and I'm really happy for them. I kind of go by the "your kink is not my kink but that's ok" mantra.
Ladybuggie
02-12-2019, 12:31 PM
Don't you just LOVE this type of asshole:
"CJDH enters the room
malescumslave666 enters the room
CJDH: u got toys
nastytung enters the room
CJDH: what do u do in priv
nastytung leaves the room
CJDH: u squirt?
CJDH: anal?
CJDH: you got anything that can fit
CJDH: how long you reckon u need to getvgoing in priv
raskolnikov31415 enters the room
CJDH: like before your naked an playong
CJDH leaves the room"
magicgembliss
02-13-2019, 10:01 PM
Don't you just LOVE this type of asshole:
"CJDH enters the room
malescumslave666 enters the room
CJDH: u got toys
nastytung enters the room
CJDH: what do u do in priv
nastytung leaves the room
CJDH: u squirt?
CJDH: anal?
CJDH: you got anything that can fit
CJDH: how long you reckon u need to getvgoing in priv
raskolnikov31415 enters the room
CJDH: like before your naked an playong
CJDH leaves the room"
why doesnt he just call himself CheapAFLoser97 or something more appropriate? It would save you and him time.
Ladybuggie
02-14-2019, 01:41 PM
why doesnt he just call himself CheapAFLoser97 or something more appropriate? It would save you and him time.
I didn't even reply, I just sighed loudly and rolled my eyes and he left. It just pisses me off SO MUCH when they say that cause like, okay they want to be cheap, like most of the others, but at least the others have the decency of hiding it. These guys think it's acceptable to make it clear that they'll spend AS LITTLE as they can to bust a nut, and also want you to be perfectly happy about it. Just... no
Ladybuggie
02-14-2019, 01:43 PM
Also, every dude with a username like " bigspender87 or bigtipperxxx ". Guaranteed to be a cheap asshole.
NotANewGyal
02-14-2019, 05:17 PM
Okay so this guy came in begging for free fetish pretty much, I kicked him. He came back like this:
Noteasing12: Take me back im nothibg without u
me: are u ready?
Noteasing12: Ughhh no unfortunately
I can still be a useful bitch
so I blocked him.
Then he came back with another account, like this:
Kdot3401 has logged on
Kdot3401: Why. U permanently block my other account IM A GOOD USEFUL BITCH!!!
Blocked him again.
So black Kdot3401, and Noteasing12, one wack job under two accounts.
NotANewGyal
02-14-2019, 05:17 PM
double post
izshadow
02-19-2019, 10:32 AM
I also think scat is digusting but you guys would never believe what i found when i was on the weird side of the internet again. Theirs an entire online store dedicated to selling pop. They make all sorts of edibles with poop in it. Theres one model who makes a full time income, well whatever her definition of full time income is. Yeap shit is crazy. No pun intended.
Wow I didnt even know that was legal.
innocentindian
02-19-2019, 11:21 AM
"You've been a camgirl forever, let me offer you some advice on how to run your business" ::)
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