View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
Marina Starr
03-21-2019, 06:38 AM
Asshole entered my chat right when I just got out of private:
you look bored
***BLOCKED. I don't have the time nor energy for assholes, rudeness or any kind of fuckery. You want lively, upbeat, bubbly hoes? Go get a gold show.
princess_casual
03-21-2019, 10:44 AM
Asshole entered my chat right when I just got out of private:
you look bored
***BLOCKED. I don't have the time nor energy for assholes, rudeness or any kind of fuckery. You want lively, upbeat, bubbly hoes? Go get a gold show.
clearly just a troll trying to get a reaction. I don't block those types anymore cause I know that's what they want. I just ignore them. They always leave because I don't even bat an eye.
Marina Starr
03-22-2019, 07:37 AM
I have money goal and block goal ;D
clearly just a troll trying to get a reaction. I don't block those types anymore cause I know that's what they want. I just ignore them. They always leave because I don't even bat an eye.
MissAdriana
03-22-2019, 10:22 AM
you look bored
I get some variation of that every single day. The other day it was you look sad. By all means don't try to cheer up my sadness with a tip or a yellow wall or anything just comment something dumb please that'll make me so much happier
Am I the only one who has been getting a lot more "shit for me baby" types lately? It isn't even that I am judging the fetish (just not my deal) but it is the fact that they think it is perfectly normal to ask for in private, and it is a natural progression from masturbating? Like I would rather they be in freechat trying to ask if I do it lol. I play with my pussy so I am totally willing to shit on my bed for a couple bucks? ok dude.
LMFAO shit on bed for 2 tokens bb i promise after u shit i tip
I get them in free. I am on the fence over these types, on 1 hand just grateful when people are chatting in my room and keeping it bumping, but i also end up silencing them due to them talking about stuff not every guy will be into/turning everyone off.
whirlerz
03-23-2019, 12:30 PM
miggidamac: do you do deep throat gagging shows?
miggidamac: how messy do you get?
miggidamac: do you vomit?
instant disconnect on my part
Ginnyyy
03-25-2019, 04:49 PM
Bigsexy2801: Can you do a crying painal roleplay
I: pain you meant?
Bigsexy2801: Pain and anal
***Facepalm for "painal".***
MiraMichele
03-27-2019, 06:14 PM
This guy from CMD trying to recruit me as a customer to his "business". Atleast I got a much needed laugh out of it.
My new (bmb) big money buisness entertainment for women shows has finally started. We offer shows for women. Long slong jerking show, black panther wacanakonda show, pink pussy gape show, star balls return of the redeye , deep throat challenges. Hands solo webcam show is womens most popular. Sperminator return of the cum machine show is our special. If your intrested ill send you a price list.
caramelcraze
03-28-2019, 05:34 AM
dude: ok so, ive only been with one black girl before. and im kind of curious to know if when you fuck or get fucked, sound similar at all. that weird?
me: well when you watch 2 porn clips of different chicks they never sound the same, do they? race has nothing to do with the noises you make while getting laid.
fucking idiot doesn't deserve to get laid by anyone with that attitude.
princess_casual
03-29-2019, 05:48 AM
I just got a slew of new tags, all of them mentioning me being "trans" (I'm not). Since they all rolled in at the same time, it's obviously a troll attempt, likely left from some butt-hurt cry baby (which is fucked up, why anyone would consider calling a cis woman trans as an insult in 2019 is beyond me). Has anyone else experienced something like this?
PixiieGirl
03-29-2019, 05:52 AM
I just got a slew of new tags, all of them mentioning me being "trans" (I'm not). Since they all rolled in at the same time, it's obviously a troll attempt, likely left from some butt-hurt cry baby (which is fucked up, why anyone would consider calling a cis woman trans as an insult in 2019 is beyond me). Has anyone else experienced something like this?
not tags but Ive had guys come into my room and say I look trans - which like you say is 100% not an insult so I just say thanks, dont let them think they're getting to me lol
SapphireXO
03-29-2019, 02:50 PM
HIM:Turn me into a chicken for being a coward?
ME: Should I turn you into a hen or a cock? I'm thinking a hen because you are such a little bitch.
Then I continued to berate him for 4 minutes and talked about how I'd corner him, pull out his feathers for not producing enough eggs for me, and then chase him around while he helplessly flailed around. A non sexual call on his end all about him being turned into a chicken.
Started my day. Interesting.
SapphireXO
03-29-2019, 02:52 PM
This guy from CMD trying to recruit me as a customer to his "business". Atleast I got a much needed laugh out of it.
My new (bmb) big money buisness entertainment for women shows has finally started. We offer shows for women. Long slong jerking show, black panther wacanakonda show, pink pussy gape show, star balls return of the redeye , deep throat challenges. Hands solo webcam show is womens most popular. Sperminator return of the cum machine show is our special. If your intrested ill send you a price list.
This made me laugh too. I can only imagine what he would call a wacanakonda show...ahahahaha
SapphireXO
03-29-2019, 02:54 PM
Cringe worthy. I have yet to be requested to cry on cam but I might do it just for the selfcare aspect. Zone the viewer out and think about something rather upsetting that's been bothering me. I guess there is a market for everything.
caramelcraze
03-30-2019, 04:00 AM
I just got a slew of new tags, all of them mentioning me being "trans" (I'm not). Since they all rolled in at the same time, it's obviously a troll attempt, likely left from some butt-hurt cry baby (which is fucked up, why anyone would consider calling a cis woman trans as an insult in 2019 is beyond me). Has anyone else experienced something like this?
I just went through my tags and blocked a ton. I don't do race play but i had a bunch of "white cock lover" "black cock lover" "white cock slave" tags and like, i'm not submissive either. oh and i got tagged for nipple piercings even though I have none. super weird.
Quinn.Addams
03-30-2019, 07:23 PM
This guy with the name 'smackabitch' greeted me with : "well look at this vanilla bitch"
Me: I know you're not talking to me...
Him: I am, hey vanilla bitch
Me: Ok well you can leave now or I am going to block you
Him: I just said hey...
(he left)
Right after that I had the new tag "Never", yeah that's right..."Never" come back into my chat room.
QueenMary
03-31-2019, 03:12 PM
This guy finds me on cmd and goes "does it cost?" *FACEPALM*
Says he'll "keep my in mind". Honey, don't bother lol.
SapphireXO
04-01-2019, 03:22 PM
During a show I turn around to bend over. I glance over and he looks like he is covering his cock with his hand with a pretty strong grip. He just stops. Then flips over his phone cam and puts it up close to his face. Then whispers, "I just came in your pussy!"
Oh ok. Didnt know...
Ginnyyy
04-01-2019, 07:31 PM
Request for a 5' show on Skype:
ass shake whilst fucking pussy + cuckold humiliating him + squirt + treat him as a sissy in his GFs panties + talk about BBC cuckold and nasty humiliation age race play + instructing him to cum on his face.
***facepalm***BLOCK
princess_casual
04-02-2019, 02:20 AM
Request for a 5' show on Skype:
ass shake whilst fucking pussy + cuckold humiliating him + squirt + treat him as a sissy in his GFs panties + talk about BBC cuckold and nasty humiliation age race play + instructing him to cum on his face.
***facepalm***BLOCK
how would one even do all of that at the same time?
Marina Starr
04-02-2019, 07:57 AM
LMAO, right?! If you say I'm ready for all that in Exclusive. They would ask 'all of that?'. They know damn well it's not possible. By asking just proves they're trolling.
how would one even do all of that at the same time?
Glamourmilf
04-02-2019, 08:19 AM
Request for a 5' show on Skype:
ass shake whilst fucking pussy + cuckold humiliating him + squirt + treat him as a sissy in his GFs panties + talk about BBC cuckold and nasty humiliation age race play + instructing him to cum on his face.
***facepalm***BLOCK
I get so many guys who ask me to do nearly everything on my profile.
Uh, no.
Pick 2, maybe 3, and let's see where that goes.
Most of the time they usually log out after 2 minutes.
Block!
breadandbutter
04-05-2019, 08:42 AM
"I dont believe in paying on these sites"
INTERESTING thing to say on cams.com, man. Another freeloader. Hating that they can talk now.. it has NOT helped my earnings whatsoever. If anything, it's become a hassle to boot these guys when paying dudes are trying to chat.
SapphireXO
04-05-2019, 03:46 PM
Sorry I don't do age play. I'm too nice I swear to god.
pippapippa
04-05-2019, 11:45 PM
“Do we get a teaser of the ass? It’s free ass Friday.”
“No, it’s not free ass Friday in this room. Might be fuckhead Friday though.”
Ginnyyy
04-06-2019, 05:28 PM
Bet he does not believe in paying for live webcam shows experience, but rubs himself alone in freechat. Why bother visiting the site at all, if so and still being =^_^= frustrated =^_^= about it? :)
Ginnyyy
04-06-2019, 05:47 PM
Sorry I don't do age play. I'm too nice I swear to god.
(In regards to your screenshot) My male friends kept explaining me that some paying members just don t read profiles, ask silly questions, are on their phone and it s harder to read, they lose their boner if they go back to search and read and overall, I ve had more Skype shows this way. Taking their piece of advice was great so far. I have everything on copy-paste to reply their general questions. Some guys just need to be held by their hand.
Scorpio Girl
04-08-2019, 07:33 AM
And the douchebags are out in droves this morning
After someone else tipped for tits,
Douchebag #1: You got some more titties?
Me: Um, I don't have more titties...I have the same titties (yeah dude, I've got an extra pair in the closet, let me go grab them)
Douchebag #2: (after being told it's 5G for tits and him still repeatedly asking for them) Tits or I'm out
Me: Yes, you are out BLOCKED
Douchebag #3: (after being told it's 5G for ass and him still repeatedly asking) Really? You have your ass as your intro pic and your wasting away all this time.
Me: I'm not wasting any time. If you pay for it, you get to see it. If you're a freeloader, you don't get shit. And you're fucking rude so....BLOCKED
What in the actual fuck? I'm used to freeloaders, just not one right after the fucking other.
SapphireXO
04-10-2019, 05:57 AM
I cammed on MFC for the first time in months. Forgot to take out the tip detail in my profile saying "tip XXX for custom snapchat style quick clip of your choice." Guy tipped me the amount. No details or comments. Then messages me on snapchat of basically a custom video. Ummm no. That's not what that $13 gets you...
MissAdriana
04-14-2019, 12:19 PM
And the douchebags are out in droves this morning
After someone else tipped for tits,
Douchebag #1: You got some more titties?
Me: Um, I don't have more titties...I have the same titties (yeah dude, I've got an extra pair in the closet, let me go grab them).
LMFAO my lordT! I've stopped interacting whatsoever in free today. I'm only TYPING msgs back to people who tipped for PMs. That's IT! Why exhaust myself in freeloader chat for RUDE BROKE ASSHOLES? I should log off but I have to stay on. This is the only way I can save my sanity today
princess_casual
04-15-2019, 01:15 PM
Sorry I don't do age play. I'm too nice I swear to god.
Girl, you are way too nice. Don't let people talk to you that way, you deserve way better! Even if he couldnt see your profile, he could communicate that nicely.
Marina Starr
04-15-2019, 01:23 PM
I was thinking the same thing. I've learned from experience that when they are rude before they spend, they're horrible and really make you work for it. If they are rude to me, I tell them straight up I don't do shows for assholes.
Girl, you are way too nice. Don't let people talk to you that way, you deserve way better! Even if he couldnt see your profile, he could communicate that nicely.
Marina Starr
04-15-2019, 05:02 PM
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Guys with no hoe budget should not allow to have keyboards.
LaraLee
04-15-2019, 05:19 PM
http://i63.tinypic.com/23idwyr.png
Guys with no hoe budget should not allow to have keyboards.
I agree, lately it has been really bad
Marina Starr
04-17-2019, 09:04 AM
LOSER: bore??
Hoe: broke??
Loser got blocked as he left ;D
magicgembliss
04-17-2019, 09:28 AM
Idiot French guy: What do you want from me? Money. You seem like a real slut to me
Me: 51121
How does wanting money for your work make you a slut? It's the exact opposite actually. Youre doing it for money because you DONT want to do it for free. Dumbass psycho.
princess_casual
04-17-2019, 10:23 AM
How does wanting money for your work make you a slut? It's the exact opposite actually. Youre doing it for money because you DONT want to do it for free. Dumbass psycho.
I know, it's completely illogical. I was like "You want ass, I want money. You give me money, I show you ass."
MissAdriana
04-17-2019, 11:18 AM
LOSER: bore??
Hoe: broke??
Loser got blocked as he left ;D
Is this a new trending pick up line or way for them to initiate convos? If so it doesn't work. Half of the time it seems to be trolling. Instabanning everybody that says that now.
Always the non spenders who tell us how to run our business. Fuck off! Also: members who want to put in "requests" but not spend the $ for a custom. I dont care how many of you say youd buy it. Youre the same ppl parked in my room not tipping lol. I'm not making it. IDGAF
Marina Starr
04-17-2019, 11:29 AM
It's definitely trolling and insulting. They want you to entertain their broke ass for free.
I've said this before, if they want lively and upbeat, go get a gold show. The problem is, these broke losers can't even afford $2 GS, LMAO.
Is this a new trending pick up line or way for them to initiate convos? If so it doesn't work. Half of the time it seems to be trolling. Instabanning everybody that says that now.
Always the non spenders who tell us how to run our business. Fuck off! Also: members who want to put in "requests" but not spend the $ for a custom. I dont care how many of you say youd buy it. Youre the same ppl parked in my room not tipping lol. I'm not making it. IDGAF
magicgembliss
04-18-2019, 08:12 AM
I've learned from experience that when they are rude before they spend, they're horrible and really make you work for it. If they are rude to me, I tell them straight up I don't do shows for assholes.
so much this. for all you know they could review you badly for no reason, clog your platform with messages, etc. first rule of business: never work with assholes. it's never worth the risk. look at your business as a comprehensive whole and decide for yourself what type of customers you want to deal with. most are fine but you have to do some legwork first judging when to block and/or ban someone, because there are a lot of psychos out there as well as simply cheap, useless, extremely disrespectful, depraved, dangerous, deluded and DESTITUTE (see what I did there!) potentials/customers who arent worth the time it takes to ban them. They're fairly easy to sniff out but it takes time to get the hang of it.
magicgembliss
04-18-2019, 08:34 AM
Always the non spenders who tell us how to run our business. Fuck off! Also: members who want to put in "requests" but not spend the $ for a custom. I dont care how many of you say youd buy it. Youre the same ppl parked in my room not tipping lol. I'm not making it. IDGAF
Incredibly annoying when they do that, and causes an immediate ban...it's a lame power play. Camming/domming is a *business* which in a capitalist society, is a reflection of a particular personality and work model. Our business model like running a business in any other field is based on different factors- what we like, what we are better at, what makes more money at a certain time, etc. Why does a person open a bakery intead of let's say an acccounting business which has a higher profit margin? People sometimes retire from one profession and start another, go to med school, or take up crocheting hats to sell on etsy or fixing computers. Some people make more $$$ in one industry doing the same job and working the same hours than another. Why? We do shit because it makes us*happy* and we're gifted at that thing and it's profitable(even if it takes a while to figure it out). So we choose how we run our business based on what works *for us*. There's a girl who banks on Chaturbate just dancing for hours to cheesy music in panties and a jacket, and bans anyone who asks her to strip. What makes cam sites fun is that we all do interesting things or have a unique personality/business model/body/ability/look/personality/whatever. While...that guy's broke ass, I promise you, hasn't succeeded at shit. If he had, he wouldn't feel the need to randomly "give advice" to strangers on marketing or something- he would know the value of his advice (there is none and he knows it). I looooove this job and working for myself so much! I'd be affluent, flipping an extra house or something by now had I started this a decade or more earlier in my life.
My new doctor was with a student yesterday. I was asked what I do. I had to explain "it's basically like a stripper but on the internet". LOL they were like "ah okay." Both middle aged career women and super understanding.
MysteryGirl44
04-18-2019, 09:03 AM
I was thinking the same thing. I've learned from experience that when they are rude before they spend, they're horrible and really make you work for it. If they are rude to me, I tell them straight up I don't do shows for assholes.
Yes. The rude guys and trolls are never the big spenders. Guys who are serious go right to private, or tip quickly, and are usually pleasant. It also makes sense - why insult the model (and also waste time) when you're horny and ready to go? That would be counterproductive to them.
MysteryGirl44
04-18-2019, 09:18 AM
"I dont believe in paying on these sites"
INTERESTING thing to say on cams.com, man. Another freeloader. Hating that they can talk now.. it has NOT helped my earnings whatsoever. If anything, it's become a hassle to boot these guys when paying dudes are trying to chat.
Lol. He thinks that if he says that, you will do it for free for him - as if that's something you want.
Marina Starr
04-18-2019, 10:25 AM
Rude motherfuckers are usually broke, won't stay long and rate your poorly. They want you to get naked and do 10 million things right when they go private. I love myself too much to be subjected to that. Not all money is good money.
magicgembliss
04-18-2019, 11:08 AM
"I dont believe in paying on these sites"
Lol. He thinks that if he says that, you will do it for free for him - as if that's something you want.
WTF??????????????????????????? WHAT THE...I can't even. Do they realize this is a commission job with NO base salary? He can believe whatever he wants..there are plenty of people who "believe" the earth is flat......or evolution didn't happen and fossils are placed in soil 50million years old by Lucifer...I mean...
No words..I have no words that someone out there actually could think or say something like this.
magicgembliss
04-18-2019, 11:10 AM
Rude motherfuckers are usually broke, won't stay long and rate your poorly. They want you to get naked and do 10 million things right when they go private. I love myself too much to be subjected to that. Not all money is good money.
My favorite are the fake submissives who boss you around and are cheap/broke. Ain't no one falling for that. They amuse me greatly, however- I love fucking with them. It's honestly one of the reasons I love this job.
SoloDesire
04-18-2019, 11:37 AM
My favorite are the fake submissives who boss you around and are cheap/broke. Ain't no one falling for that. They amuse me greatly, however- I love fucking with them. It's honestly one of the reasons I love this job.
Same! Every day when I just really don't want to log on I just tell myself how many losers will be stupid and I'll get to put them in their place. I love it. I especially love when they go private and are paying me to tell them to fuck off because they thought they could order ME around lol.
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magicgembliss
04-18-2019, 12:17 PM
Same! Every day when I just really don't want to log on I just tell myself how many losers will be stupid and I'll get to put them in their place. I love it. I especially love when they go private and are paying me to tell them to fuck off because they thought they could order ME around lol.
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yes yes this!! there are so many ways thaat this job turns me on!!!
lula_xoxox
04-18-2019, 03:40 PM
I know it's slim pickins these days so it helps to be adaptable, but don't you kinda hate it when someone just has no idea what they're into? I've got this guy who reckons he's dominant and wants to try a roleplay but he doesn't know what kind, so I'm just throwing these ideas out while he's umming and ahhing and meanwhile trying to pay for my time in compliments and then after all of that once we seem to have hit upon something, his card doesn't work. It's such a relief when someone just knows exactly what they want and has the money to pay for it. Rare these days!
nattyfetish
04-19-2019, 01:55 AM
So there is this guy that went in private with me in 2016 for the fabulose amount of 15 $ . Woop woop. He decided to show up yesterday in my free chat room and ask if i remember him. I told him i remember he last was in my pvt in 2016. Than he said: a pity and left. Like WTF: do you expect me to remember your fucking wanker ass after 4 years ? Evan real life lovers spend way more than you did sweety; and I forgot most of them too. Gosh, that is the most stupid question I get: do you remember me bb? Because it usually comes from wankers that never been in my private or were 2838485465645634 years ago for 5 min max.
Miss_ShaSha
04-19-2019, 01:45 PM
Upon first entrance:
Guy: spit or swallow?
Me: I'd love to entertain your questions in private *smiles wide*
Another Guy: raw or condom?
Me: I'd love to entertain your questions in private *smiles wide*
Yet another Guy: Last time you got fucked?
Me: I'd love to entertain your questions in private *smiles wide*
I'm like a broken record with these fellas. I don't have to block either. They escort themselves right out LOL.