View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
Miss_ShaSha
04-19-2019, 01:47 PM
usually comes from wankers that never been in my private or were 2838485465645634 years ago for 5 min max.
I laughed so hard I snorted ON CAM hahahaaaa!
magicgembliss
04-19-2019, 06:26 PM
Upon first entrance:
Guy: spit or swallow?
Me: I'd love to entertain your questions in private *smiles wide*
Another Guy: raw or condom?
Me: I'd love to entertain your questions in private *smiles wide*
Yet another Guy: Last time you got fucked?
Me: I'd love to entertain your questions in private *smiles wide*
I'm like a broken record with these fellas. I don't have to block either. They escort themselves right out LOL.
god that's so disrespectful. i would have told the first guy "Whatever I want you to do for me, baby." verbally...with a smile so other guys would see my good mood.... It comes naturally when dealing with these little sluts lol.
princess_casual
04-20-2019, 08:56 AM
Today on SM:
loser: in calls?
Me: What?
loser: full serve?
Me: this is a cam site brah
loser: U hook?
Me: Think I just answered that.
Loser: U like dix tho?
Me: Ready for pvt?
Loser: Hot loadz all over?
Me: I'll talk dirty in pvt
loser leaves. wtf?
Miss_ShaSha
04-20-2019, 09:19 AM
^^Oh nooooo LOL he was a mess :)
magicgembliss
04-21-2019, 11:13 AM
^^Oh nooooo LOL he was a mess :)
probably drunk/high/mentally damaged
nattyfetish
04-22-2019, 06:30 AM
I laughed so hard I snorted ON CAM hahahaaaa!
haha i am happy something good came out of it and made you laugh ! kisses
Marina Starr
04-25-2019, 02:53 PM
Openmind32: Sorry, hit my limit for today already
Hoe: how do you think it's gonna end telling me you've hit your limit on another model in MY room?!
*** He left and got blocked. Go spend time with whoever, whichever you spent your limit on.
SoloDesire
04-25-2019, 03:02 PM
Openmind32: Sorry, hit my limit for today already
Hoe: how do you think it's gonna end telling me you've hit your limit on another model in MY room?!
*** He left and got blocked. Go spend time with whoever, whichever you spent your limit on.
Right?! Oh, you've hit your limit for the day? Then get the fuck off the site and quit bothering models you can't fucking pay asshole!
Marina Starr
04-25-2019, 03:05 PM
OMG girl, I doubt it's true but if it is, it's rude as fuck. Go play in traffic!
Right?! Oh, you've hit your limit for the day? Then get the fuck off the site and quit bothering models you can't fucking pay asshole!
breadandbutter
04-26-2019, 10:43 PM
Was just thinking about how I've never been called ugly on cam in the three years I've been doin it... tonight that changed! Cause a dude was playing 20 questions, I asked him to tip $1 per question, so he said "nah ur ugly". Gold.
Marina Starr
04-27-2019, 06:55 AM
I get called ugly a few times a week because I'm charging, LOL. I find it hilarious because I KNOW I'm not ugly. Must sucks to be broke.
Was just thinking about how I've never been called ugly on cam in the three years I've been doin it... tonight that changed! Cause a dude was playing 20 questions, I asked him to tip $1 per question, so he said "nah ur ugly". Gold.
princess_casual
04-28-2019, 11:22 AM
some sick fuck in excl:
me: hey, what are you in the mood for today?
him: just talk for now
and stare at your pretty face
me: what would you like to talk about?
*my bunny jumps on bed, and I give him a little pet before scooting him off*
him: can I ask you a weird question if you dont mind?
me: go for it
him: do you ever let your bunny play with you?
me: *shocked* you don't mean sexually do you?
him: yeah
I told him he was a sick fuck and needed serious help. He said he wasn't into that he was just asking. I'm shocked someone would even think to ask that.
PixiieGirl
04-28-2019, 12:29 PM
guy: "remember me?"
he'd literally never spent any money on me and had a generic username, I just said no lmao
MysteryGirl44
04-28-2019, 01:03 PM
Was just thinking about how I've never been called ugly on cam in the three years I've been doin it... tonight that changed! Cause a dude was playing 20 questions, I asked him to tip $1 per question, so he said "nah ur ugly". Gold.
He was trying to lower your self-esteem so that you would just answer his question for free.
His presence in your room and the fact that he was engaging with you by asking question implies that he doesn't find you ugly.
Marina Starr
04-29-2019, 08:06 AM
http://i66.tinypic.com/2dl5wk.png
No I cannot and will not. Not today, not any other day.
*** I refused a one minute show and got a 45 minutes show ;D
whirlerz
04-29-2019, 11:10 AM
1 min???
Lol!
Good for you! :)
DeepThoughts
04-30-2019, 10:58 PM
PAGE 666 EEEKKK
I have been away awhile but reading through this thread always makes me laugh so much. Some of you ladies are so witty with your come backs I love it. Makes my day.
Mal707
05-05-2019, 01:10 AM
I got “Can I have your navel?” on Friday. Yea I’ll just grab a knife, slice it out and mail it to you :O
Marina Starr
05-12-2019, 01:37 PM
longjohn: all bored
Hoe: count me in, I'm real fucking bored.
***I love when guys say they're bored. I say I'm bored too. LOOL.
Ladybuggie
05-13-2019, 05:03 PM
I am a Spanish girl living in the UK. My AdultWork profile shows my nationality and also my location, which you CANNOT fake. Today I got this gentleman:
Tonytop: WHY ARE YOU IN THIS ROOM,!
Tonytop: YOUR NOT LOCATED IN UK
Tonytop: GET OUT
After telling him, veeeery calmly and politely that I was indeed in the UK and had been working and living here for years, he went "oh okay, sorry". I said "that's okay, maybe next time ask politely? I thought Brits were meant to be polite?" and he proceeded to compliment me and left.
Fucking asshole.
IvyRose
05-14-2019, 07:52 AM
Could not resist being on page 666!!!! #lifegoal #proudho #opentitsbb #thenumberofthebeast #bucketlist
Ill stop trolling the thread now bbs!
51372
Holly_xoxo
05-15-2019, 09:48 AM
Cheapo : you're beautiful
Me : thank you
Cheapo : something about you is so special. Tell me about yourself
Me : I don't really talk about myself out here
CHeapo : I just feel something about you
Me : *silence/blank stare*
Cheapo : what do you want to know of me?
Me : I want to know if you have a fat wallet
Cheapo leaves room
* shrugs * was it something I said?
izshadow
05-17-2019, 03:31 PM
Wasnt on cam but it was on Skype. He kept messaging me "Hi" or "Hi, how are you doing?" and finally I snapped and politely reminded him that I do not communicate on Skype and he can call me through NF or ask questions via NF. And that it is also clearly stated in my listings. He then says "Got it, strictly business then".
Really dude?!?!?! So I got pissy and shot back that the girls on NF are there to work and make money talking to customers. Which he was like like "Got it, you made your point."
Like we are there to chat for free and make lifelong friends or something. Get real loser. Pay to play or go away.
SomeTransgrill
05-18-2019, 01:37 AM
Here's two funny ones from tonight. I live for moments like these.
Them: ok in pvt i wanna talk about long dicks in the ass
Them: u shittin on dick in ok
Them: u shit on dicks in excl
Much like the Mc.Donalds ice cream machine, my asshole is out of order. speaking of...
--
Them: I have a mcdonalds cheeseburger I was gonna use too jerk off with I want you to watch
blondhottie
05-19-2019, 09:27 AM
Ones that have really been annoying me lately:
Asking if we truly enjoy camming or are only in it for the money.
Asking if we have daddy issues/were sexually abused growing up because we cam.
Saying "hi mommy" or "hi daughter" right when they come in.
Asking if we have another job besides this (none of your fucking business, dickhead)
Asking sexual questions for free, such as when's the last time we have had sex, biggest dick we've ever had, etc.
Telling us to smile.
Asking "What are you wearing?" Usually an attempt to try to get us to show off our body for free.
Saying "Show me a sample/preview before I go private." I'm not a grocery store/movie theater!
Giving a ton of compliments in a row but never spending-it starts to feel insincere after the 3rd compliment or so and compliments don't pay the bills.
Saying "You look tired/mad/bored."-how is this ever a good idea?
Asking info that is clearly listed on your profile.
Purposely misspelling or spacing out info that they know is not allowed, for example, do u have s k y p e or s n a p chh a t
Acting like they're better than the guys who want sexual shows because they "just want to chat and get to know us as a person"-the ones who do this and don't spend are the worst!
Saying "we" or "us" when they're the only one requesting/demanding something "Stand up and show us your body." "We want to see your ass."-You don't speak for the whole chatroom, motherfucker!
I think I'm experiencing burnout! LOL
blondhottie
05-19-2019, 09:33 AM
Just thought of another one:
Asking if we have a very specific outfit or pair of shoes, but with no intention of going private, just doing it to waste our time:
Examples:
"Do you have any high heels?" "Yes, check out the ones in the pics on my profile." "Do you have any like the red ones, only in black?" "Yes I do." "How about with a 2 inch higher heel and open toed?" "I don't like those, have any others?"
"Do you have a red thong?" "I don't like the material in that one, how about satin?" "Kind of like that, but skimpier in the back." "I need to see them on you first to know if I like them."
blondhottie
05-19-2019, 09:37 AM
Oh yeah, one of my biggest pet peeves:
"Is it okay if I stroke my dick while I talk to you?" or "I'm jacking off so hard to you right now."
They say it to try to purposely piss us off. Now I usually just ignore them or casually say something like "I guess, but it's pretty boring in here, not sure why you find this stimulating, me sitting here fully dressed, but whatever floats your boat, I guess." and they almost always leave. LOL
Genoveve
05-19-2019, 04:29 PM
Just thought of another one:
Asking if we have a very specific outfit or pair of shoes, but with no intention of going private, just doing it to waste our time:
Examples:
"Do you have any high heels?" "Yes, check out the ones in the pics on my profile." "Do you have any like the red ones, only in black?" "Yes I do." "How about with a 2 inch higher heel and open toed?" "I don't like those, have any others?"
"Do you have a red thong?" "I don't like the material in that one, how about satin?" "Kind of like that, but skimpier in the back." "I need to see them on you first to know if I like them."
I don't show them a single thing unless they are in pvt or exclu, even if it's just holding something up so they can see it. The questions never stop so I just don't bother; they'll be like 'Do you have a blue bikini?' and if you do and you say yes then it'll be 'Dark blue or light blue?' and if you say "dark blue," they'll be like 'Damn I wanted light blue....What other colors do you have?' and if you're like: "I have pink, yellow, purple, red, green, black, white, gray, silver, gold....etc." they'll be like "Does the yellow one have sparkles?" and if you say yes they'll be like 'Is it mustard yellow with sparkles?' and if you say no they'll say 'Damn I really wanted mustard-colored with sparkles......do you have any dresses?' and it starts all over again. They're just bullshitting for whatever kind of free convo they can get. I had a guy the other day who asked if I had any bikinis and I said yes, he asked what colors and I asked him what color he wanted. He said red or green, I said no and then I told him to go try Mrs. Claus(get it, since he wanted Christmas colors...). He then started asking if I had blue or pink or black or gold.....etc. I told him that he sounded like he didn't know what the hell he actually wanted and to come back when he did and then I think I booted him. I'm not playing twenty questions, serious spenders know exactly what they want and get right to the point. Any time I have guys playing vague I tell them that unless they're specific I can't help them and if they then fail to get specific I boot them.
I had some dude recently in free chat who asked if I had a ruler for pvt, I said yes, he asked if I could see it. I said "....You don't know what they look like?" and then he took off lol. He wanted me to get up and show him shit for free, probably to indulge him in some free 'public'(free chat) SPH.
blondhottie
05-19-2019, 05:46 PM
Yup, I also think that they're mostly timewasters who get off on getting us to do shit for free. I have pics of my high heels on my profile, so if they ask what types of high heels I have, I refer them to my profile pics. I don't actually put them on until they go exclusive and then I slowly take my time. I'm thinking of starting to do outfit/heel requests in exclusive blocks only because most of the time, they only stay for 1-2 minutes tops after I put whatever they requested on (and I still try to slowly take my time and go as slowly as possible).
My closet with all my clothes, panties, etc. is right behind me and it's impossible to describe all the panties, dresses, etc. I've accumulated over the years of camming and stripping. So now I just ask them what they're looking for, give them a yes or no answer if I have it or not, and then don't put it on until they're paying.
I don't show them a single thing unless they are in pvt or exclu, even if it's just holding something up so they can see it. The questions never stop so I just don't bother; they'll be like 'Do you have a blue bikini?' and if you do and you say yes then it'll be 'Dark blue or light blue?' and if you say "dark blue," they'll be like 'Damn I wanted light blue....What other colors do you have?' and if you're like: "I have pink, yellow, purple, red, green, black, white, gray, silver, gold....etc." they'll be like "Does the yellow one have sparkles?" and if you say yes they'll be like 'Is it mustard yellow with sparkles?' and if you say no they'll say 'Damn I really wanted mustard-colored with sparkles......do you have any dresses?' and it starts all over again. They're just bullshitting for whatever kind of free convo they can get. I had a guy the other day who asked if I had any bikinis and I said yes, he asked what colors and I asked him what color he wanted. He said red or green, I said no and then I told him to go try Mrs. Claus(get it, since he wanted Christmas colors...). He then started asking if I had blue or pink or black or gold.....etc. I told him that he sounded like he didn't know what the hell he actually wanted and to come back when he did and then I think I booted him. I'm not playing twenty questions, serious spenders know exactly what they want and get right to the point. Any time I have guys playing vague I tell them that unless they're specific I can't help them and if they then fail to get specific I boot them.
I had some dude recently in free chat who asked if I had a ruler for pvt, I said yes, he asked if I could see it. I said "....You don't know what they look like?" and then he took off lol. He wanted me to get up and show him shit for free, probably to indulge him in some free 'public'(free chat) SPH.
Marina Starr
05-21-2019, 08:01 AM
Loser: just want to say hi no money sadly.
Hoe: imagine going to Starbucks and say 'no money, just wanna say hi'.
***he left on his own. I didn't even feel like blocking. It's like the trash took itself out.
whirlerz
05-21-2019, 08:09 AM
I don't show them a single thing unless they are in pvt or exclu, even if it's just holding something up so they can see it. The questions never stop so I just don't bother; they'll be like 'Do you have a blue bikini?' and if you do and you say yes then it'll be 'Dark blue or light blue?' and if you say "dark blue," they'll be like 'Damn I wanted light blue....What other colors do you have?' and if you're like: "I have pink, yellow, purple, red, green, black, white, gray, silver, gold....etc." they'll be like "Does the yellow one have sparkles?" and if you say yes they'll be like 'Is it mustard yellow with sparkles?' and if you say no they'll say 'Damn I really wanted mustard-colored with sparkles......do you have any dresses?' and it starts all over again. They're just bullshitting for whatever kind of free convo they can get. I had a guy the other day who asked if I had any bikinis and I said yes, he asked what colors and I asked him what color he wanted. He said red or green, I said no and then I told him to go try Mrs. Claus(get it, since he wanted Christmas colors...). He then started asking if I had blue or pink or black or gold.....etc. I told him that he sounded like he didn't know what the hell he actually wanted and to come back when he did and then I think I booted him. I'm not playing twenty questions, serious spenders know exactly what they want and get right to the point. Any time I have guys playing vague I tell them that unless they're specific I can't help them and if they then fail to get specific I boot them.
I had some dude recently in free chat who asked if I had a ruler for pvt, I said yes, he asked if I could see it. I said "....You don't know what they look like?" and then he took off lol. He wanted me to get up and show him shit for free, probably to indulge him in some free 'public'(free chat) SPH.
THIS, right here!
Really needed to see this, thanks.
NitaBaby
05-21-2019, 08:35 AM
Loser: just want to say hi no money sadly.
Hoe: imagine going to Starbucks and say 'no money, just wanna say hi'.
***he left on his own. I didn't even feel like blocking. It's like the trash took itself out.
I died and went to hell when you said "Hoe" lmao
Marina Starr
05-21-2019, 08:53 AM
I love being a Hoe, LOL. Feels so good to own it.
I died and went to hell when you said "Hoe" lmao
NitaBaby
05-21-2019, 08:58 AM
I love being a Hoe, LOL. Feels so good to own it.
I like "hoe" better than I like my real name so when I saw your post I was like "did...I ...write this?"
princess_casual
05-24-2019, 09:46 AM
I am a Spanish girl living in the UK. My AdultWork profile shows my nationality and also my location, which you CANNOT fake. Today I got this gentleman:
Tonytop: WHY ARE YOU IN THIS ROOM,!
Tonytop: YOUR NOT LOCATED IN UK
Tonytop: GET OUT
After telling him, veeeery calmly and politely that I was indeed in the UK and had been working and living here for years, he went "oh okay, sorry". I said "that's okay, maybe next time ask politely? I thought Brits were meant to be polite?" and he proceeded to compliment me and left.
Fucking asshole.
What a dick. I'm a different nationality than the country I live in so I am CONSTANTLY getting "you don't sound like X nationality" or "do you speak X language" "what are you doing in X country?"
I wish I could only have my nationality listed and the languages I speak, it's so goddamn annoying.
Miss_ShaSha
05-27-2019, 04:50 PM
Upon first entering the room...
Member: Do you get pregnant easily?
My response: I would love to indulge all your questions in private. *smiles into the camera*
Another member: Can you fart on my mouth?
My response: I would love to indulge all your questions in private. *smiles into the camera*
Yet another member: Can I fill you up with cum?
My response: I would love to indulge all your questions in private. *smiles into the camera*
I'm like a broken record. Usually things like this don't irritate me, but yesterday and today: I was utterly annoyed. Great thing is these guys escort themselves right out. It's like Marina has said: "[they leave] on [their] own. I [don't] even feel like blocking. It's like the trash [takes] itself out."
Miss_ShaSha
05-27-2019, 04:54 PM
I'm not playing twenty questions, serious spenders know exactly what they want and get right to the point. Any time I have guys playing vague I tell them that unless they're specific I can't help them and if they then fail to get specific I boot them.
Ditto. And that whole response was so well written. Perfectly articulated. I could have written the same thing as I agree wholeheartedly.
NitaBaby
06-03-2019, 08:31 AM
Yesterday some idiot came in asking to see my titties
Me: My bad, let me check again for the tip you left......oop. No tip in sight *looks dead at the camera*
He goes quiet and watches me interact with the other guys before saying, " hey I remember you. You're that girl I gave fake money to at the club about two weeks ago."
It wasn't even funny and I laughed. Told the guy that I don't even leave my house unless it's to buy food and I have never been to a club (all true) but since he's so bothered by the fact that he can't see titties for free then I'll do him one better. If any guy in the room tips just 1g I'll pull my boobs out for 5 minutes - but not before we all say "bye" to the douchebag and I block him. Of course, the guys tipped for that. I did my little sarcastic "aww no titties for douchebag" fairwell, and my room remained asshole free for the rest of the night.
I don't get how some guys can call 10g for [insert provocative act here] expensive. They wouldn't walk up to a random chick, 2 dollars in hand, and expect her to even smile. And this mf walked in with nothing. The internet jumbles their brains a tad bit.
Genoveve
06-03-2019, 03:30 PM
So I always get the 'you look sad,' 'you look upset,' 'you look angry,' 'what's wrong bb?' and I always have, whatever. I also get guys who say things like 'You're too pretty to be upset,' .....again I'm like that makes no sense but whatever. So today some guy is in my chatroom and he's doing the thing where he gives a ton of compliments yet doesn't spend money so I was ignoring him, then he tells me I seem angry then he writes out this long sentence about how someone as attractive as me should never be angry, I can't remember exactly what he said but he was actually chastising an attractive person for being angry(even though I wasn't even angry---until he started blabbing this crap anyway...). Usually when guys say that type of thing I assume it's just a clumsy compliment, but he was like actually lecturing me about it. Like wtf? So attractive people should never be upset about anything since they're attractive? Attractiveness automatically equals a person never having any problems?
NitaBaby
06-03-2019, 03:36 PM
I can’t help but wonder if these same men that are commanding women to smile also tell other men to smile? It’s condescending and turns a simple gesture into something sexual. Instead of asking a woman how she actually feels or how she's doing they choose to berate a woman into doing something that only benefits them. A guy tried to hit on me last month and didn't know how to repond when I didn't immediately smile. His best response was "damn, ma. You're looking at me like I just shit on your shoe or something." Surely, that wasn't my facial expression but I promise you it was after he said that.
Genoveve
06-03-2019, 06:38 PM
I can’t help but wonder if these same men that are commanding women to smile also tell other men to smile?
Being told or asked to smile is my biggest pet peeve, it's basically like 'Dance, monkey.' I will usually either respond with 'Why would I smile when you're annoying?' or 'It's really creepy when men ask random women to smile for them,' because no guy wants to be thought of as a creep so hopefully it will make them shy away in the future from asking chicks that. Usually after me saying that they apologize and say they didn't mean it that way, but I still usually just ban them after that because 9 times out of 10 after the apology they go on to be annoying in different ways.
A guy tried to hit on me last month and didn't know how to repond when I didn't immediately smile. His best response was "damn, ma. You're looking at me like I just shit on your shoe or something." Surely, that wasn't my facial expression but I promise you it was after he said that.
I woulda said "You might as well have."
DeepThoughts
06-07-2019, 10:14 AM
^^ when they ask me to smile I always say "I will if you give me a reason to" Lots of them tip me after that and that makes me genuinely smile ;)
NitaBaby
06-07-2019, 10:23 AM
^^ when they ask me to smile I always say "I will if you give me a reason to" Lots of them tip me after that and that makes me genuinely smile ;)
Same. Except when I say "do something worth smiling at" they always leave lmao.
Marina Starr
06-09-2019, 03:25 PM
http://i67.tinypic.com/65q07c.png
Better a messed up hoe than a free, used hoe.
Miss_ShaSha
06-09-2019, 03:29 PM
^^Hahahaaa I laughed so hard I farted!
~Carmen~
06-09-2019, 06:10 PM
Idiot of the year: You don't make money off free chat? From the company, that's messed up.
Another gem from him: I have to pay to see your booty?
Marina Starr
06-11-2019, 09:46 AM
Hoe: what are you up to?
seau0410: nothing just sitting at work
Hoe: oh nice you're at work. So what do you wanna do about it?
***seau0410 left but he can never come back. It really makes me happy when guys stop by just to tell me they're at work.
SoloDesire
06-11-2019, 03:37 PM
kam3: id like to get a show with you
Me: What are you in the mood for?
kam3: id like to get naked for you and have you give me a score between 1 to 10 and then u do the same
Me: Hmmm...no thanks.
kam3: lol
kam3: i was kidding
kam3: id like to see you naked thats all
Me: Okay
kam3: is that work
Me: I get naked in my shows, yes.
kam3: can u get naked for me fast
Me: Why fast? Because you're cheap?
kam3: that assumes i have a lot of money
kam3: im poor
Me: Not my problem and I don't rush my shows just because you're poor.
kam3: there is this sad trend where everyone only wants to do work for the rich
kam3: what about the poor
Me: This isn't a need.
Me: It's a want.
Me: A luxury
Me: If you don't have the cash then find a gold show.
Me: Or watch free porn
Me: It's all over the net
kam3: well thats fine but i think the poor should occasionally have their needs met too
kam3: sex is a need for me at least
Me: Then find someone who will meet them for free.
Me: It's not a need
kam3: u seem to be rationalizing your being someone that only caters to the very well to do
kam3: rather than just admitting that fact
Me: You can leave now. I'm not interested in entertaining the broke.
kam3: im sure ull block me in two seconds
NOPE, blocked in 1 second! I'm guessing he's used to being blocked often. Bye loser.
https://media.giphy.com/media/8gQR12M5d4kPMRYoC1/giphy.gif
DeepThoughts
06-12-2019, 03:36 AM
:D :D "there is this sad trend where everyone only wants to do work for the rich"
This is not a Trend!!! This is a proven fact for all of time across every industry and every country on the entire planet! WTF is this "Trend" bullshit :D :D :D
Genoveve
06-12-2019, 01:42 PM
stand up straight with your pussy faceing the cam not turned sideways and show me your pussy no pantys on no bending no danceing no teaseing no touching just show me your pussy the way i asked you please and thank you
yes
ntmu
fine wow
This guy literally copy-and-pasted this to me as soon as he jumped in exclusive. The 'fine wow' is from me telling him to gtfo.