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SoloDesire
06-13-2019, 07:39 AM
So this dude on SM has bought two 1 minute or less shows in 2017. This year he has taken me Exclusive twice and both times left before getting charged. Today he comes in and tries sending me a request for Exclusive without saying a word to me first. He does this three times and each time I reject it. He comes back with this:

D996: What up with the non exclusive?

Me: You haven't even told me what kind of show you'd like to have.
And you tend to take me exclusive and leave quick a lot.

D996: Pussy up close

Me: No. See, I saved you some money.

D996: Panties stay on?

Me: I'm not giving you a pussy show.
You never stay long enough for that.

D996: How much are trying to make per visit?

Me: It's not about how much I'm trying to make. It's about putting on a quality show. I don't just stick my pussy in the cam because you ask for it.
You obviously don't care about the show quality, that's why you always leave instantly.

D996: I’m confused

Me: Here, let me help you understand.

And BLOCKED!

Some of these guys are mind numbingly stupid.
https://media.giphy.com/media/rwtCL9HUZQ3Hq/giphy.gif

princess_casual
06-13-2019, 10:11 AM
broke loser: I've been watching you since earlier and I like you a lot.
Me: let's go pvt then ;)
broke loser: too expensive, 4$ a minute
Me: lol yup, if you want cheaper go elsewhere
broke loser: suck my dick old slut, go to (insert nearby forest where there are a lot of sexworkers), you'll make more money
me: *laughs* wow, you're angry because you can't afford me? how sad.
*broke loser leaves*

what a reaction :O hope he gets some help for those anger issues

Marina Starr
06-19-2019, 07:21 AM
broke loser: your hot but 5/min is steep

Hoe: *you're. Now go play in traffic.

SapphireXO
06-19-2019, 01:40 PM
Him: I just want you to flirt with me.
Me: Ok :) I'm available
Him: I just want to see you ride a dick so bad!
Me: That went XXX real fast

I don't do penetration...you know that! Do you want me to flirt with you or do you want me to fuck myself idiot?

Smurfette
06-19-2019, 01:41 PM
stand up straight with your pussy faceing the cam not turned sideways and show me your pussy no pantys on no bending no danceing no teaseing no touching just show me your pussy the way i asked you please and thank you
yes
ntmu
fine wow

This guy literally copy-and-pasted this to me as soon as he jumped in exclusive. The 'fine wow' is from me telling him to gtfo.

Lol I got this same guy the other day! Only for me he tacked on a "sorry i don't mean to be rude, please respect my fetish" at the end. Maybe he added that because too many models got pissed off at him.

Genoveve
06-20-2019, 04:39 PM
^^LOL! Maybe if he tipped $50 along with it chicks might be more respectful of his 'fetish' for instant nudity.

XSelinex
06-21-2019, 12:20 PM
I hate these words, so often I heard it:
marlonperryparsons96: Im good Can you stand up so i can see how big your boob are

Yes, sure, I'll stand for free on my new matrass just for you can see my tits better.

izshadow
06-22-2019, 11:40 AM
chachacha69: meh not sexy

I just dont understand why guys have to be so freaking cruel. Obviously we need thick skin to be a webcam model but still, ya know?

gbjenna
06-22-2019, 03:51 PM
A guy I was doing a private show with yesterday asked me if I’d ‘got an itchy fanny’ when I started playing with myself. In those words and gave no indication he was joking. I was quite literally rendered speechless for a moment!

kamiliam
06-22-2019, 05:04 PM
A guy I was doing a private show with yesterday asked me if I’d ‘got an itchy fanny’ when I started playing with myself. In those words and gave no indication he was joking. I was quite literally rendered speechless for a moment!

he was probably trying to get you to itch then finger your ass...

naomi_doll
06-22-2019, 05:09 PM
A guy I was doing a private show with yesterday asked me if I’d ‘got an itchy fanny’ when I started playing with myself. In those words and gave no indication he was joking. I was quite literally rendered speechless for a moment!

In british english fanny means pussy, maybe thats what he meant?

DeepThoughts
06-23-2019, 01:11 AM
chachacha69: meh not sexy

I just dont understand why guys have to be so freaking cruel. Obviously we need thick skin to be a webcam model but still, ya know?

Is this cruel? I find it pretty tame. Guys can be way worse then this :D And dont even talk about the ladies!! There are some really catty bitches out there!

But to answer your question, people are mean to others because inside themselves they are in great pain and suffering. In an attempt to alleviate this suffering they insult and belittle others. This is because when we witness other people feeling the same or similar bad feelings about themselves that makes us feel better in comparison. That sort of "well my life is bad but at least Im not (insert insult here)" mentality. That is Psychology 101. The take away is that these are people in pain who hate themselves much worse. Personally I feel badly for them.

Good comebacks to things like this are "Thank you" or "I know right!". If you get in the habit of always agreeing with these people then eventually you will reprogram your brain to not be affected by them and they wont be able to hurt you. I literally agree with EVERYTHING a guy calls me accept when they call me slut. I always point out that I am technically not a slut but in fact a whore because Im not doing anything for free (distinction with a difference!)

Also you're sexy!! Lots and lots of guys think you're so sexy that they are willing to pay you money for that so dont worry about this one lonely guy.

PixiieGirl
06-23-2019, 05:28 AM
In british english fanny means pussy, maybe thats what he meant?

yeah this! I read it as meaning pussy cause Im british lol

izshadow
06-23-2019, 07:39 AM
Is this cruel? I find it pretty tame. Guys can be way worse then this :D And dont even talk about the ladies!! There are some really catty bitches out there!

But to answer your question, people are mean to others because inside themselves they are in great pain and suffering. In an attempt to alleviate this suffering they insult and belittle others. This is because when we witness other people feeling the same or similar bad feelings about themselves that makes us feel better in comparison. That sort of "well my life is bad but at least Im not (insert insult here)" mentality. That is Psychology 101. The take away is that these are people in pain who hate themselves much worse. Personally I feel badly for them.

Good comebacks to things like this are "Thank you" or "I know right!". If you get in the habit of always agreeing with these people then eventually you will reprogram your brain to not be affected by them and they wont be able to hurt you. I literally agree with EVERYTHING a guy calls me accept when they call me slut. I always point out that I am technically not a slut but in fact a whore because Im not doing anything for free (distinction with a difference!)

Also you're sexy!! Lots and lots of guys think you're so sexy that they are willing to pay you money for that so dont worry about this one lonely guy.

Thank you for this!!!! I am going to take your advice and flip it to thanking them and agreeing! And I agree to that it was tame compared to what is to come but when your making no money, its like ... Am I? So definitely going to try the reprogram the brain thing. :) All makes sense.

Genoveve
06-23-2019, 05:02 PM
Is this cruel? I find it pretty tame.

I agree. Izshadow you can't take it personally because it happens to everyone, literally everyone. Not even just to camgirls, anyone who has any sort of online presence gets trolled on whatever platforms they're on. It's just an unfortunate, inescapable consequence of the internet.

I actually like when they try to insult me because if they're rude to me it means I've upset them somehow and I like when douchebags are upset.

Marina Starr
06-23-2019, 06:12 PM
Sexy is subjective. What one man finds sexy another could find repulsive. It's not personal.

I know it's easier said than done but you gotta be so confident in who you are that no one's opinion or rejection or behavior can rock you.

You gotta feel sorry for anyone that trolls, insults and tries to bring you down be it online, camsites or real life because happy, secure and confident people don't bully or start shit with other people.
They have no reason to.



chachacha69: meh not sexy

I just dont understand why guys have to be so freaking cruel. Obviously we need thick skin to be a webcam model but still, ya know?

Holly_xoxo
06-24-2019, 11:10 AM
Maybe it's just my mood today but the "how big are your tits bb" guys are annoying me sooo much right now! Unless you're buying me a bra, wtf does it matter the size. I always reply that they can tip to see them and take a guess and they always leave.

Come to think of it, I"m not sure any of those ones have ever tipped or went pvt.

Holly_xoxo
06-24-2019, 11:32 AM
chachacha69: meh not sexy

I just dont understand why guys have to be so freaking cruel. Obviously we need thick skin to be a webcam model but still, ya know?

When I first started camming, I took the insults personally but one day I was checking out other rooms and this one model that was really hot, very friendly and had been a Penthouse Pet a few times was standing topless in free doing a hand bra. Some guy pointed out a tiny scar under her breasts from implants and started insulting her. Another guy jumped on the bandwagon and started insulting her too. She just laughed it off and kept doing her thing and ignored them. Eventually the guys left because they weren't getting a reaction.

After that, I never took insults personally again because it became so obvious that everyone gets trolled and you aren't singled out. They're probably bouncing room to room saying stupid shit and not even caring who's room it's in.

ravenskyy
06-24-2019, 11:37 AM
Some guy came in my room and said that he "Heard that I was a scammer". I asked him if he could back up this accusation and he promptly left my room. That's what I thought. Fucking twat.

~Carmen~
06-24-2019, 11:48 AM
Maybe it's just my mood today but the "how big are your tits bb" guys are annoying me sooo much right now! Unless you're buying me a bra, wtf does it matter the size. I always reply that they can tip to see them and take a guess and they always leave.

Come to think of it, I"m not sure any of those ones have ever tipped or went pvt.

"How big is your bank account bb"

Holly_xoxo
06-24-2019, 11:56 AM
"How big is your bank account bb"

I choked on water from laughing when I read that. Well done! :)

izshadow
06-24-2019, 08:45 PM
When I first started camming, I took the insults personally but one day I was checking out other rooms and this one model that was really hot, very friendly and had been a Penthouse Pet a few times was standing topless in free doing a hand bra. Some guy pointed out a tiny scar under her breasts from implants and started insulting her. Another guy jumped on the bandwagon and started insulting her too. She just laughed it off and kept doing her thing and ignored them. Eventually the guys left because they weren't getting a reaction.

After that, I never took insults personally again because it became so obvious that everyone gets trolled and you aren't singled out. They're probably bouncing room to room saying stupid shit and not even caring who's room it's in.

Thank you. Wasnt even on for two minutes tonight and he came in to my room calling me all sorts of awful names and how ugly I was. Luckily I was able to catch him this time and block him. He had to have favorited me or something for him to find me in a matter of minutes. Definitely will focus on brushing it off, blocking as I can and remembering it happens to everyone.

princess_casual
06-25-2019, 06:30 AM
I agree. Izshadow you can't take it personally because it happens to everyone, literally everyone. Not even just to camgirls, anyone who has any sort of online presence gets trolled on whatever platforms they're on. It's just an unfortunate, inescapable consequence of the internet.

I actually like when they try to insult me because if they're rude to me it means I've upset them somehow and I like when douchebags are upset.

I LOVE when they try to insult me - free entertainment!

SapphireXO
06-25-2019, 03:27 PM
Randomly finds me on another chat platform...

Him: After calling you yesterday on NF, I have fallen in love with you. I want to be your boyfriend.
Me: NF is for entertainment purposes only. I'd be happy to take calls from you on a regular basis. However I don't chat for free. I do virtual girlfriend experience sessions only. Nothing IRL. Sorry NF is not a dating site. Feel free to contact me again on paid time.
Him: I know it's not a dating site but I feel very strongly for you from afar. I would like to be your bf IRL. I'm sorry if I came across too direct. I have autism. I apologize.

Marina Starr
06-25-2019, 05:59 PM
Those are great comebacks. I also do that and it's wonderful. It's a great way to say 'fuck you' without actually saying it or let them see you upset.


Is this cruel? I find it pretty tame. Guys can be way worse then this :D And dont even talk about the ladies!! There are some really catty bitches out there!

But to answer your question, people are mean to others because inside themselves they are in great pain and suffering. In an attempt to alleviate this suffering they insult and belittle others. This is because when we witness other people feeling the same or similar bad feelings about themselves that makes us feel better in comparison. That sort of "well my life is bad but at least Im not (insert insult here)" mentality. That is Psychology 101. The take away is that these are people in pain who hate themselves much worse. Personally I feel badly for them.

Good comebacks to things like this are "Thank you" or "I know right!". If you get in the habit of always agreeing with these people then eventually you will reprogram your brain to not be affected by them and they wont be able to hurt you. I literally agree with EVERYTHING a guy calls me accept when they call me slut. I always point out that I am technically not a slut but in fact a whore because Im not doing anything for free (distinction with a difference!)

Also you're sexy!! Lots and lots of guys think you're so sexy that they are willing to pay you money for that so dont worry about this one lonely guy.

DeepThoughts
06-26-2019, 05:49 AM
I LOVE when they try to insult me - free entertainment!

Exactly how I feel!!! #sendmeyourtrolls

Miss_ShaSha
06-26-2019, 06:14 AM
I LOVE when they try to insult me - free entertainment!

I literally, genuinely, laugh then block. It's all so laughable.

Miss_ShaSha
06-26-2019, 06:15 AM
Sexy is subjective. What one man finds sexy another could find repulsive. It's not personal.

I know it's easier said than done but you gotta be so confident in who you are that no one's opinion or rejection or behavior can rock you.

You gotta feel sorry for anyone that trolls, insults and tries to bring you down be it online, camsites or real life because happy, secure and confident people don't bully or start shit with other people.
They have no reason to.

Well said!!!

Ginnyyy
06-27-2019, 06:05 PM
5min monthly guy let me know yesterday he s going into rehab for coke, meth, hero, all of them. Ummmm those are the most expensive stuff and yet you barely find for 5minutes? :))) IGNORE

whirlerz
06-28-2019, 09:16 PM
ickwiththedick: are u going to be my dirty lil slut hmm

nickwiththedick: what are u wearing hmm

nickwiththedick: ?

nickwiththedick: do u do anal toys

nickwiththedick: ?

KICK^

To bambam692: hi


To Cisco2010: hi

Cisco2010 (invisible): Hello sexy lady

Cisco2010 (invisible): Do you like younger women?


To Cisco2010: sure!

Cisco2010 (invisible): I have a thing for fucking older women


To Cisco2010: nice


To Cisco2010: come n' play in private, we'll have some fun!

Leaves^

princess_casual
07-01-2019, 10:32 AM
eddietbw: Can I see your teeth?
Me: 1 gold
eddietbw: Kick me out
Me: 1 gold
eddietbw: If you didn’t have that tattoo you’d be 8 out of 10
Me: True

*idiot leaves*

I'm not even sure what he meant... 8/10 is pretty good. Does that mean I'm hotter with the tattoo? or less hot? I guess I'll never know my true hottness rating....

whirlerz
07-01-2019, 10:44 AM
Assholes

So, this one guy's complaining about a static noise, I've emailed support, & I have had the complaint b4..
I talked to him longer than I usually do, an older dude.

He ended up getting a show, it was a bit demanding but not TOO bad..

Then he comes back in free chat, he said a couple things, I responded.

BUT.

He goes, "Arent you older than __?
FUCK.Your.ASS, going to ban next time.

Miss_ShaSha
07-02-2019, 03:12 PM
eddietbw: Can I see your teeth?
Me: 1 gold
eddietbw: Kick me out
Me: 1 gold
eddietbw: If you didn’t have that tattoo you’d be 8 out of 10
Me: True

*idiot leaves*

I'm not even sure what he meant... 8/10 is pretty good. Does that mean I'm hotter with the tattoo? or less hot? I guess I'll never know my true hottness rating....

Your come backs comes rock so fuckin hard. Girl, I laughed so hard I snorted hahahaaaa

NitaBaby
07-02-2019, 04:06 PM
Some guy yesterday: "do you do anal and swallow your squirt and piss bb"
Me: "i JUST answered that guys question about not doing anal. I don't squirt. And I'd have to be dying of thirst in the Sahara desert to consider drinking my own piss"
Same guy: " oh okay"

....wait for it...

"will you do it one day bb? for me?"

The "for me" always makes me stare at an invisible camera like I'm on The Office.

Marina Starr
07-03-2019, 05:46 PM
noquestionmark: do you have a big ass

Hoe: very flat don't waste your money.

Miss_ShaSha
07-04-2019, 10:53 AM
footguy: damn you're gorgeous, yes!

me: thanks. you must have a foot fetish.

footguy: very much so.

me: which part of the foot do you favor?

footguy: can you zoom on face and toenails?

me: yes. please see my tip menu for feet.

footguy: $1 GOLD

me: please refer to my menu.

footguy: $15 for feet! OMG why do you have to be such a bitch?

me: I hope you have a nice 4th.

:BLOCK:

NitaBaby
07-04-2019, 11:35 AM
Awww. Foot guy got the boot lol.

SapphireXO
07-05-2019, 12:43 PM
An excessively long hypnosis phone to cam call got ultra weird...

Him: "You are feeling relaxed. You are going deeper. Drifting away. Do you want to meet me? Imagine me right there in front of you. Do you want to meet in person?"
Me: Pretending to be ultra sleepy -- No I don't know you.

This had to of gone on for at least 8-12 minutes of relentless attempts at him to "hypno" me into wanting me to meet him in real life.

Even creepier...towards the later end of the cam call, my VPN disconnected. Worst thing ever during a creeper call like this.

Teddy_Bear
07-06-2019, 03:16 PM
When I was doing a public show the other day a long term regular freeloader came in...

Him: Are you in your car?
Me: Oh that’s what the seat belt is about, I’ve been wondering.
Him: I hope you’re not driving?!
Me: Absolutely because I believe that a felony is worth anything it takes to get you assholes off!
Him: Silently leaves.
Me: Was it something I said?

::)

SapphireXO
07-08-2019, 01:18 PM
Can't believe I forgot this one...

He buys a cam show for an hour. He was talking about this show for MONTHS!
We start and we are playing a game. About 15 mins in he looks at his phone going off. I am at least half nude at this point. Then he keeps going back and forth to his phone for the next 20 mins. Finally I ask him what is going on? Does he need to go?
It was his....MOTHER! He was texting with his mother about plans that day.
He came 3 times and ended the show 20 minutes early. My guess, to hang out with his mommy.

Told me to take the rest of the $ he paid as a well deserved tip. Ok...

Marina Starr
07-08-2019, 01:31 PM
http://i65.tinypic.com/29xc49f.png

izshadow
07-08-2019, 01:36 PM
YoungBIGWhiteCock (invisible): oh so i've just been unlucky enough to only find you now

Time waster and annoying. There are over 2000 models online at any given time. Maybe it drops to 1600 but I mean, really? Idiot. I've been here, you havent.

Holly_xoxo
07-08-2019, 01:38 PM
http://i65.tinypic.com/29xc49f.png

Going by that name and attitude, you just know he's packing 3 inches.

Sweet_Sadie
07-08-2019, 01:47 PM
"How big is your bank account bb"

Really! Along those lines - "How big are your tits?" "Can I see your tits/nipples?" "Stand up for me!"

ALL OF THESE get my copy and paste response of 10 gold for previews. Funny how fast they scurry away! But at first, when they were asking me if I could stand up, I'd ask, "Can you tip me some gold?"

Marina Starr
07-08-2019, 01:51 PM
True dat! Any motherfuckers asking for sample, show me then pvt, or convince me bb = instant blocked! They can all go eat shit and get the fuck out of my room!


Going by that name and attitude, you just know he's packing 3 inches.

Holly_xoxo
07-08-2019, 01:58 PM
True dat! Any motherfuckers asking for sample, show me then pvt, or convince me bb = instant blocked! They can all go eat shit and get the fuck out of my room!

I had one today ask to see tits. I told him he could see them for the tip amount and he replied "just one bb" O.o
I guess if it's just one, it's free? Lol

Sweet_Sadie
07-08-2019, 02:14 PM
I had one today ask to see tits. I told him he could see them for the tip amount and he replied "just one bb" O.o
I guess if it's just one, it's free? Lol

THIS was the laugh I needed right now. Also, it reminded me of an old SNL skit with Jim Carrey. He's singing Can I see one TITAAAAAYYY?!?


Go to the 5:07 marker (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cxdgrb4U1hY) ;D;D;D

Sweet_Sadie
07-08-2019, 03:11 PM
^^^ I'd ask if you were serious, but I actually saw the screen shot ;D;D;D

Klafae
07-08-2019, 03:13 PM
haha it threw me off guard but I did need a good laugh

Genoveve
07-08-2019, 03:41 PM
I think he couldn't spell 'patootie' lol