View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
izshadow
07-08-2019, 08:21 PM
Even NF has complete morons.
11:13pm
Hello
11:14pm
i tried to Skype with you
11:15pm
You tried to Skype with me yet you didnt call my NF cam listing? Why would I Skype with you if we are not connected via NF first?
11:15pm
sorry i'm new to this.
11:16pm
You pay through NF
11:16pm
how much?
11:17pm
My cam listing tells you how much
Klafae
07-08-2019, 08:31 PM
what the hell is with today.....I can't even....he didn't leave after that either kept pushing.
Klafae
07-08-2019, 08:33 PM
Part 251566
Klafae
07-08-2019, 08:35 PM
part 3 51567
Miss_ShaSha
07-08-2019, 09:06 PM
http://i65.tinypic.com/29xc49f.png
I cannot stop cackling! Fuckin hilarious!
Marina Starr
07-09-2019, 03:33 PM
http://i68.tinypic.com/vcw0o9.png
He left on his own. Did I say something wrong?
~Carmen~
07-09-2019, 06:12 PM
http://i68.tinypic.com/vcw0o9.png
He left on his own. Did I say something wrong?
Fatassworshipper: Love for you to stand up
To Fatassworshipper: Love for you to tip 20 and not freeload
He left on his own too. What are we doing wrong?
Marina Starr
07-09-2019, 07:01 PM
http://i68.tinypic.com/2vhzvxt.jpg
Fatassworshipper: Love for you to stand up
To Fatassworshipper: Love for you to tip 20 and not freeload
He left on his own too. What are we doing wrong?
DeepThoughts
07-10-2019, 05:22 AM
potato is a new one, I gotta say.51563
you might want to pull this screen shot down. I might be paranoid but I can see you FB on here and I know what you look like so Im guessing it wouldnt be hard to find you........
pippapippa
07-10-2019, 12:48 PM
Him: First customer of the day huh
Me: Well, maybe. I don’t know if you’re a customer yet or not.
Him: How well do you treat your customers haha
Me: As well as they treat me.
I’m not feeling this, clearly. Not a good start to the day.
Edit: he actually came back and got a little exclusive.
Marina Starr
07-10-2019, 01:18 PM
This gem wanted me to charge what his broke ass feels I'm worth:
Ganakrazee: 2.49
Hoe: McDonald's happy meal cost more than that
Ganakrazee: too expensive
Hoe: not my problem you can't afford me
Ganakrazee: ok bye then
Hoe: this is not the airport, you don't have to announce your departure
Miss_ShaSha
07-10-2019, 03:25 PM
Ganakrazee: ok bye then
Hoe: this is not the airport, you don't have to announce your departure
Legit: spit soda out through my nose! Hahahaaaaa
MysteryGirl44
07-11-2019, 12:49 AM
eddietbw: Can I see your teeth?
Me: 1 gold
eddietbw: Kick me out
Me: 1 gold
eddietbw: If you didn’t have that tattoo you’d be 8 out of 10
Me: True
*idiot leaves*
I'm not even sure what he meant... 8/10 is pretty good. Does that mean I'm hotter with the tattoo? or less hot? I guess I'll never know my true hottness rating....
He asked you to kick him out and you didn't, so then he said something insulting to make you want to kick him out. Try not to take the things these guys say personally. They say things for reasons that are about them - never about you - i.e., this guy probably gets off on upsetting women because it gives him a false sense of power and control and, thus, makes him feel better about himself. It has nothing to do with you or who you are.
izshadow
07-11-2019, 12:44 PM
Ken3256: Would you be willing to pee for me?
Dante: My name is Dante from london I am 40 i look for sexy girls to chst to and explore mind soul and body
Thussor89 (invisible): sent $2.00 of GOLD
Miss_ShaSha
07-11-2019, 02:00 PM
BigWhiteBoy: take that off baby.
Me: *chuckles then cues up block*
BigWhiteBoy: show me something baby
Me: *smiles then hits the block button like GI Joe with the kung fu grip*
crazylilly
07-11-2019, 05:18 PM
Asshole: Show me ass
Me: Does a quick spin because I am in the middle of another convo for a show.
Asshole: I said show ass, can you not read?!!
Me somewhat stunned: Are you serious?
Asshole: I SAID BEND OVER AND SHOW ASS BITCH
Me: *Shrugs" Blocked.
My room topic is to be nice or I will block you... so I'm guessing that was what he wanted? LOL! What are dudes trying to accomplish with that shit?!
MysteryGirl44
07-11-2019, 06:14 PM
Asshole: Show me ass
Me: Does a quick spin because I am in the middle of another convo for a show.
Asshole: I said show ass, can you not read?!!
Me somewhat stunned: Are you serious?
Asshole: I SAID BEND OVER AND SHOW ASS BITCH
Me: *Shrugs" Blocked.
My room topic is to be nice or I will block you... so I'm guessing that was what he wanted? LOL! What are dudes trying to accomplish with that shit?!
His motive was to get your attention.
NitaBaby
07-11-2019, 09:20 PM
51579
Sometimes I am grateful for the fact that I barely check my messages. Because this would have probably sent me.
Does YOUR ass clap mf?
Sunnylexie
07-12-2019, 01:01 AM
Nophysics: ok now lay back baby
Nophysics: Twerk with legs in air
Nophysics: yes its hard lol
"Hard", to put it mildly.
Marina Starr
07-12-2019, 10:07 AM
With guys like these blocking is the only right way. I mean, how do you convert that?
BigWhiteBoy: take that off baby.
Me: *chuckles then cues up block*
BigWhiteBoy: show me something baby
Me: *smiles then hits the block button like GI Joe with the kung fu grip*
DeepThoughts
07-12-2019, 10:15 AM
Hoe: this is not the airport, you don't have to announce your departure
Can I steal this shit? #puregold
Marina Starr
07-12-2019, 10:21 AM
Of course, girl
One of the most distressing realizations of being a Hoe for me has been that broke losers actually think it's a big loss for us when they're leaving, LOL.
Can I steal this shit? #puregold
~Carmen~
07-14-2019, 11:13 AM
"What can you do to make me want to enter exclusive immediately?"
I showed him everything, yet he did not enter. What am I doing wrong?:-[
princess_casual
07-14-2019, 12:03 PM
Asshole: Show me ass
Me: Does a quick spin because I am in the middle of another convo for a show.
Asshole: I said show ass, can you not read?!!
Me somewhat stunned: Are you serious?
Asshole: I SAID BEND OVER AND SHOW ASS BITCH
Me: *Shrugs" Blocked.
My room topic is to be nice or I will block you... so I'm guessing that was what he wanted? LOL! What are dudes trying to accomplish with that shit?!
This is why you don't do shit for free... and even when they tip for it, I don't do it until they ask nicely ;)
princess_casual
07-14-2019, 12:15 PM
He asked you to kick him out and you didn't, so then he said something insulting to make you want to kick him out. Try not to take the things these guys say personally. They say things for reasons that are about them - never about you - i.e., this guy probably gets off on upsetting women because it gives him a false sense of power and control and, thus, makes him feel better about himself. It has nothing to do with you or who you are.
Lol I know exactly what he was doing. I didn't take it personally, I was being sarcastic :)
Miss_ShaSha
07-14-2019, 01:27 PM
With guys like these blocking is the only right way. I mean, how do you convert that?
Exactly!
izshadow
07-15-2019, 07:38 AM
Wasnt on cam but I had a guy call and say "remember me and gave the name and state he lived in and how he sent that dick pick of his beautiful big cock".
Dude no.
SapphireXO
07-16-2019, 01:27 PM
Unknowingly I did an ass worship twerk show for 89 minutes straight. It was exhausting. Do they realize its actually hard work performing for so long?!?!?! Pretty unreasonable to ask any model to do anything straight for that amount of time...
Miss_ShaSha
07-16-2019, 01:56 PM
4inch: I'm also a paypig.
Me: *looks dead into cam* then $25 to set off my tip vibe is attractive.
He leaves.
Hahahaaaaa I CAN'T EVEN it's so damn funny.
Genoveve
07-16-2019, 03:43 PM
Unknowingly I did an ass worship twerk show for 89 minutes straight. It was exhausting. Do they realize its actually hard work performing for so long?!?!?! Pretty unreasonable to ask any model to do anything straight for that amount of time...
It's almost always the ass guys who just want to stare at your ass the whole time who do the loooooooooongest shows omg. Actual physical torture.
Holly_xoxo
07-17-2019, 09:57 AM
Unknowingly I did an ass worship twerk show for 89 minutes straight. It was exhausting. Do they realize its actually hard work performing for so long?!?!?! Pretty unreasonable to ask any model to do anything straight for that amount of time...
I had a guy that would come in once in awhile and he just wanted my ass spread in to the cam. One time my neck hurt so much for days after from having it cranked around so I could see what he was typing Lol
Panthera
07-17-2019, 10:58 AM
Unknowingly I did an ass worship twerk show for 89 minutes straight. It was exhausting. Do they realize its actually hard work performing for so long?!?!?! Pretty unreasonable to ask any model to do anything straight for that amount of time...
I have a guy that wants me to put on my strapon and pretend to be fucking him for a long time. One day I was exhausted and told him I need a break because I am a girl, so I am not trained for such purpose, even if I do weight training especially for my ass, lol.
Then I have the reg that wants me to sit on my belly with legs spread and flex my ass hard and fast for a long time.
Thankfully, I am at the stage where I do take breaks unapologetically, and if I want to see if he wrote something on the screen I just get up and get close to the screen, and that helps me get unstuck too. I noticed the more I respect my own comfort the more they respect my work too.
Panthera
07-17-2019, 11:01 AM
I had a guy that would come in once in awhile and he just wanted my ass spread in to the cam. One time my neck hurt so much for days after from having it cranked around so I could see what he was typing Lol
I feel you!
Thank God for Yoga. If I wouldn't have been doing it religiously, I would have probably already broken my neck and my back by now from the shows I am doing LOL.
lexi lex
07-17-2019, 12:56 PM
Omg, get ready for a long one. He's either a troll or a moron.
Guy Today at 11:34
Hey babe
What’s your skype?
lexi Today at 11:35
(my real skypename), what's yours?
Guy Today at 11:36
It’s not coming up in the search
lexi Today at 11:36
Yeah, for some reason I'm hard to find.
What's your skype?
Guy Today at 11:37
I don’t know (how do you not know your skype name??)
I just add other people
So what’s your actual Skype bc that doesn’t come up at all
lexi Today at 11:37
(my real skype name)
I'm think I'm privated or something
Guy Today at 11:38
It doesn’t show up that’s what I’m telling you
That name doesn’t exist on skype
lexi Today at 11:39
I'm think I'm privated or something
What's your skype name?
Guy Today at 11:40
Omg I just told you I don’t know bc I always add people.
I never give it out. Can you just give me the real skype
name and stop playing games, please?
Like I just want to do a show with you, not jump through
a thousand fucking hoops.
lexi Today at 11:41
like I said
(pic of my skype name)
Guy Today at 11:42
IT DOESNT EXIST (This guy, I don't even)
lexi Today at 11:45
You (his NF name) on niteflirt?
Guy Today at 11:47
Why does any of that matter?
And why are you doing this whole bullshit run around?
lexi Today at 11:49
Go to setting in skype and it should say your skype name.
Then I can search you.
Guy Today at 11:50
Why can’t you just give me your real skype Id considering I (He bought the paid mail for discord btw, not skype lol. For 1 dollar.)
paid for it?!
lexi Today at 11:51
I literally did but it's privated so you can't find it.
Why can't you give me yours?
Guy Today at 11:52
This is the 4th time I’m telling you I don’t fucking know it. (To be honest idk why my skype can't be found. I never privated it, it's just hard to find.)
I paid for your fucking skype id. So if it’s private then
unfucking Private it so I can add you. (Idk how to unprivate it, even if I did, he'd immediatly get blocked.)
If not and you wanna keep playing these fucking games, then
I’ll report you to the site.
lexi Today at 11:53
Go to setting in skype and it should say your skype name. (I have the patience of a saint I swear.)
Guy Today at 11:53
I’m done with the games.
Either give me your real skype
Or unprivate it
Or I’m going to report you
Those are your options.
lexi Today at 11:55
oh sweety, you paid for a discord ID. NF not going to care about
skype. You got what you paid for.
Guy Today at 11:55
K. Have fun with that dollar you made and enjoy being
removed from the site.
lexi Today at 11:56
lol
Guy Today at 12:02
Complaint filed
lexi Today at 12:04
You've got nothin boy
Guy Today at 12:08
Bitch I’m college educated, I know what I’m fucking talking about. (I love how some people thing education in a certin subject make you a genius at everthing)
lexi Today at 12:08
Suuure you are
Guy Today at 12:09
Fuckin dumbass
lexi Today at 12:09
I love it when people who think they're smarter fail lol
Guy Today at 12:10
I think it’s hilarious when idiots who think they’re right are
actually completely wrong.
lexi Today at 12:11
lol
Ego much lol. This guy is now block on discord and NF. Wish I had gotten his skype too so I could block it.
SapphireXO
07-17-2019, 01:00 PM
I had a guy that would come in once in awhile and he just wanted my ass spread in to the cam. One time my neck hurt so much for days after from having it cranked around so I could see what he was typing Lol
This made me laugh! I totally get it. I just cant image the ladies that advertise gag and big toy shows doing that for that long. I tried every way possible to just lay down with my ass moving but it wasnt the same effect.
NitaBaby
07-17-2019, 01:27 PM
lexi Today at 12:04
You've got nothin boy
When I tell you this sent me straight to hell :rotfl:
He was legitimately hot over that $1. Something tells me the session wouldn't have been worth it.
magicgembliss
07-18-2019, 09:31 AM
True dat! Any motherfuckers asking for sample, show me then pvt, or convince me bb = instant blocked! They can all go eat shit and get the fuck out of my room!
That's super abusive, trying to get free sex work from a stranger? FFS...ew why would we do that? I can get "stand up" just cuz I can usually use it as time to check texts, change the music, start a dance session etc anyway but asking to show a guy who's never been a customer a part of your body for free just is super creepy, and everyone else in the room gets to see too , probably without tips. This reminds me of someone who's probably a domestic abuser or something.
magicgembliss
07-18-2019, 09:40 AM
Of course, girl
One of the most distressing realizations of being a Hoe for me has been that broke losers actually think it's a big loss for us when they're leaving, LOL.
So true! They are entitled af..some of them haven't bought new tokens for a year. They try to freeload off you as they try to freeload off the guys who actually pay.
izshadow
07-18-2019, 10:41 AM
I wont do gagging shows or even put my toy all the way in (I hate penetration). I am not going to destroy myself and I'm hoping when the vibe I have comes tomorrow, I can just keep that in and use it to my advantage to sway away from toy shows and have them "control my orgasm" type thing.
All that ass talk reminds me of a show the other day. He just wanted me to puker my butt hole, release, puker, release. And all I could think of is it was a good thing I took a dump an hour earlier or this could have been quite a shocking show hahahaha. If you have to potty, go potty! You never know when you will be in a show and wish you did hahahaha!!!!!
Holly_xoxo
07-18-2019, 01:05 PM
Anyone else get this copy/paste loser? Lol the second he came in my room this went up so he must be hitting paste at lightening speed when he clicks on a room..
Can u shake ur butt and flash ur boobs and the we go to prvt for 30 mins on God and the bible and my parents grave and my life
Miss_ShaSha
07-18-2019, 02:12 PM
^^OMG HAHAHAAAAA I can't stop. I'm on cam. I can't stop laughing like a hyena hahahaaaaa.
Klafae
07-18-2019, 02:27 PM
Anyone else get this copy/paste loser? Lol the second he came in my room this went up so he must be hitting paste at lightening speed when he clicks on a room..
Can u shake ur butt and flash ur boobs and the we go to prvt for 30 mins on God and the bible and my parents grave and my life
yeah he was just in mine, kicked him out real quick.
Holly_xoxo
07-18-2019, 02:46 PM
^^OMG HAHAHAAAAA I can't stop. I'm on cam. I can't stop laughing like a hyena hahahaaaaa.
Is it bad that my first thought when I read it was " private? wtf!! not exclusive??" Lol
You can also tell from what he's wanting that he's the type to cry while spankin' the monkey.
PixiieGirl
07-18-2019, 03:20 PM
I wont do gagging shows or even put my toy all the way in (I hate penetration). I am not going to destroy myself and I'm hoping when the vibe I have comes tomorrow, I can just keep that in and use it to my advantage to sway away from toy shows and have them "control my orgasm" type thing.
All that ass talk reminds me of a show the other day. He just wanted me to puker my butt hole, release, puker, release. And all I could think of is it was a good thing I took a dump an hour earlier or this could have been quite a shocking show hahahaha. If you have to potty, go potty! You never know when you will be in a show and wish you did hahahaha!!!!!
was this on NF by any chance? hahaa
Miss_ShaSha
07-18-2019, 03:24 PM
Is it bad that my first thought when I read it was " private? wtf!! not exclusive??" Lol
You can also tell from what he's wanting that he's the type to cry while spankin' the monkey.
He's already shooting himself in the foot by exclaiming private. Most charge less. A REAL glamorous "fake" offer would be exclusive if anyone cared to entertain it for a millisecond.
izshadow
07-18-2019, 03:26 PM
was this on NF by any chance? hahaa
I cant remember if it was NF or CMD to be honest. But it was such a super super easy show in that I didnt have to do anything but pucker up for ten minutes. The hardest was keeping my facial expression normal while my mind kept going places hahahaha.
NitaBaby
07-18-2019, 03:28 PM
So true! They are entitled af..some of them haven't bought new tokens for a year. They try to freeload off you as they try to freeload off the guys who actually pay.
This reminded me of about two weeks ago when one guy was tipping me like crazy and then some random was like "okay now show tits". I stopped everything I was doing to address that freeloader. How the hell do you try to ride the wave off of SOMEONE ELSE'S tip to get a flash?? And the guy who was tipping had paid for a titty flash at least 5 times over - but didn't ask for one. So yeah, fuck off bruh lol. I talked enough shit to get 2 other guys (and the big tipper) to join in and he quickly left.
Miss_ShaSha
07-18-2019, 03:59 PM
^^That's gangsta hahahaaa.
PixiieGirl
07-18-2019, 04:06 PM
I cant remember if it was NF or CMD to be honest. But it was such a super super easy show in that I didnt have to do anything but pucker up for ten minutes. The hardest was keeping my facial expression normal while my mind kept going places hahahaha.
was there a learning rod and hiney? hahahaha
Sunnylexie
07-19-2019, 03:16 AM
Some drunk fuck just went and posted his credit card info in goddamn PUBLIC chat, no private mode nothing, because he couldn't figure out how to pay. I'm fucking praying god that I don't get banned over someone copying and using it.