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NitaBaby
07-19-2019, 05:01 AM
^^ You can get banned for someone else's actions on SM?

Sunnylexie
07-19-2019, 06:21 AM
^^ You can get banned for someone else's actions on SM?
You 100% can be held responsible for a hacker buying a show from you with a stolen card. If someone present in my room at the time (6 logged in viewers and 15 or so potentials he didn't see because it was Classic chat) uses his card info and the stupid fuck reports it, I'll be the only person he'll be able to point at. I reported it to the support of course, but still.

NitaBaby
07-19-2019, 06:49 AM
^ That sucks. It's like someone buying a shirt from Walmart with a stolen card, getting busted, and the original card owner saying "Oh yeah! I remember having my card at Walmart last week!"

Okay, but....how the hell is that Walmart's fault? lol.

I hope SM is bright enough to wonder the same thing.

magicgembliss
07-19-2019, 10:49 AM
When I tell you this sent me straight to hell :rotfl:

He was legitimately hot over that $1. Something tells me the session wouldn't have been worth it.

If there is any RULE #1 to know for this job, it's that there is a 100%. PERFECT. direct. correlation between difficulty of customer and cheapness of customer. Easily the highest payment I ever got was the nicest, most low maintenance custie I'd ever had and the lowest payment I ever got were legit from one of those "OMG I'M GONNA REPORT YOU TO PAYPAL SKYPE AND MFC AND THE ENTIRE WORLD OMG OMGOMG" losers...true story. It's just the way the cookie crumbles and it makes total sense. Entitled psychopaths want to own your firstborn for as little as they can possibly get, and the good clients who communicate well and are respectful also pay well, because they value you and are generally functional human beings. It's so obvious when you think about it.

NitaBaby
07-19-2019, 11:02 AM
^^Took 30 days for me to figure this one out lol. I can happily ban the idiots because it's NEVER worth it.

Panthera
07-19-2019, 11:17 AM
If there is any RULE #1 to know for this job, it's that there is a 100%. PERFECT. direct. correlation between difficulty of customer and cheapness of customer. Easily the highest payment I ever got was the nicest, most low maintenance custie I'd ever had and the lowest payment I ever got were legit from one of those "OMG I'M GONNA REPORT YOU TO PAYPAL SKYPE AND PFC AND THE ENTIRE WORLD OMG OMGOMG" losers...true story. It's just the way the cookie crumbles and it makes total sense. Entitled psychopaths want to own your firstborn for as little as they can possibly get, and the good clients who communicate well and are respectful also pay well, because they value you and are generally functional human beings. It's so obvious when you think about it.

THAT.
I never even waste 2 minutes with difficult customers anymore. I feel bad vibe, I hit the Block button. I just can't work any other way anymore. I never regret it, as my peace of mind/good mood is one of my main money makers.

Miss_ShaSha
07-19-2019, 11:51 AM
If there is any RULE #1 to know for this job, it's that there is a 100%. PERFECT. direct. correlation between difficulty of customer and cheapness of customer. Easily the highest payment I ever got was the nicest, most low maintenance custie I'd ever had and the lowest payment I ever got were legit from one of those "OMG I'M GONNA REPORT YOU TO PAYPAL SKYPE AND PFC AND THE ENTIRE WORLD OMG OMGOMG" losers...true story. It's just the way the cookie crumbles and it makes total sense. Entitled psychopaths want to own your firstborn for as little as they can possibly get, and the good clients who communicate well and are respectful also pay well, because they value you and are generally functional human beings. It's so obvious when you think about it.


THAT.
I never even waste 2 minutes with difficult customers anymore. I feel bad vibe, I hit the Block button. I just can't work any other way anymore. I never regret it, as my peace of mind/good mood is one of my main money makers.


Nodding in MF agreement. 100%!!!!

magicgembliss
07-19-2019, 12:52 PM
THAT.
I never even waste 2 minutes with difficult customers anymore. I feel bad vibe, I hit the Block button. I just can't work any other way anymore. I never regret it, as my peace of mind/good mood is one of my main money makers.

The bad vibe thing = problem/danger later on, and the little $ they pay usually means, especially on NF, that they're now entitled to *leave you feedback* which cant be removed no matter how incoherent/false/absurd it is. Which means, the quicker you nope outta there and ban them means the more likely you are to keep your ratings and feedback (AND your morale) high, which means more and better customers in the long run. Just the feeling when they hold shit over your head such as "I've been a good customer, you shouldn't be rude to me/do what I say/talk to me more for free etc", "I can't wait to pay you for a longer show tomorrow" "I could help you out even more next week after I get paid" and so on feels creepy in my bones, it's manipulative and immoral. No no just no. I don't deal with manipulative people IRL and it's one of the biggest reasons why I love this job, I get to pick and choose 100% who I deal with and have a working relationship with.

And yeah, our ability to function comfortably in this job and with a good attitude and sense of general wellbeing is definitely one of our best assets!! We wouldn't be able to offer the great service and positive psychological and sexual benefits that we do to customers if we are very frustrated, upset, regretful, scared or uncomfortable about the outcome of something we do! A bad customer can upset your mood or even negatively effect your working business model!

ravenskyy
07-20-2019, 07:45 AM
Pancho145: I don't give you gold. I give you my 11 inches

Me: And I give you this hun. *Blocked!*

ravenskyy
07-20-2019, 07:49 AM
was there a learning rod and hiney? hahahaha

OMG!!!!!! I'm dying right now! lmfao I've had this guy!!! He's so annoying!

Miss_ShaSha
07-20-2019, 07:50 AM
Pancho145: I don't give you gold. I give you my 11 inches

Me: And I give you this hun. *Blocked!*

Oh shit hahahaaaa I just died of an asthma attack!!!

Mal707
07-20-2019, 12:13 PM
Guy on Streamate last night said the site wouldn’t let him tip because he’s a “new user”

Miss_ShaSha
07-20-2019, 03:53 PM
MinuteFootGuy: arches, private, ballerina pose

Me: sure honey *tries to stall & tease with toes before ballerina pose*

MinuteFootGuy: arches! Ballerina pose!

Me: (thinks) "fuck man, OK!" *poses*

MinuteFootGuy: *cums then leaves*

pippapippa
07-20-2019, 08:18 PM
“You don’t sound well. You sound like something is bothering you.” In response to me saying, “Hi! I’m good.”

XSelinex
07-21-2019, 07:31 AM
Badbruno: your bedroom eyes are alluring

princess_casual
07-22-2019, 08:13 AM
You 100% can be held responsible for a hacker buying a show from you with a stolen card. If someone present in my room at the time (6 logged in viewers and 15 or so potentials he didn't see because it was Classic chat) uses his card info and the stupid fuck reports it, I'll be the only person he'll be able to point at. I reported it to the support of course, but still.

How do you know that? I highly doubt you will be held responsible for someone buying a show with a stolen card or someone using this guys card info. You did nothing wrong. I wouldn't worry about it.

NitaBaby
07-22-2019, 08:15 AM
How do you know that? I highly doubt you will be held responsible for someone buying a show with a stolen card or someone using this guys card info. You did nothing wrong. I wouldn't worry about it.

Exactly. We can't verify a customer's payment info before/after a prvt session or run an identity check (that's STREAMATES job) so there's no way the blame would be on us. We're 100% good.

princess_casual
07-22-2019, 08:32 AM
Exactly. We can't verify a customer's payment info before/after a prvt session or run an identity check (that's STREAMATES job) so there's no way the blame would be on us. We're 100% good.

Right? That's part of where the 65% taken from our payment goes...

NitaBaby
07-22-2019, 12:19 PM
Wasn't even in my room but I saw this during a girls Gold Show today:

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Good way to get blocked buddy.

ravenskyy
07-22-2019, 01:07 PM
Wasn't even in my room but I saw this during a girls Gold Show today:

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Good way to get blocked buddy.

Wow! What a sick fuck!!!! I hate these men!

princess_casual
07-23-2019, 09:42 AM
I've been one cheeky bitch lately. Any time some dude gives some kind of attitude in free like, "what will you for me?" implying that I have to prove I am worth it I remind them that I am flawless and they are lucky they have the opportunity to see me naked. So far It's resulted in several going private and saying "you're right, I'm so lucky."

Hope you ladies all realize what bosses you are and don't take any shit today.

NitaBaby
07-23-2019, 10:21 AM
I've been one cheeky bitch lately. Any time some dude gives some kind of attitude in free like, "what will you for me?" implying that I have to prove I am worth it I remind them that I am flawless and they are lucky they have the opportunity to see me naked. So far It's resulted in several going private and saying "you're right, I'm so lucky."

Hope you ladies all realize what bosses you are and don't take any shit today.

My best tips and private shows happen because of one of my rants lol. Some of them get off on self-aware assertiveness.

ravenskyy
07-23-2019, 12:49 PM
First message of the shift

Entitled Asshole: Show us your boobs bb
Me: Sure, I'd love to. Please send me xxgold hun
Entitled Asshole: Oh Come on
Me: Oh, you come on
Entitled Asshole: Just show them
Me: Just send gold
Entitled Asshole: Whatever then bitch
Me, as I'm blocking him: Yea Yea. Fuck you too, asshole.

And that was my first hello of the day! :bitelip:

pippapippa
07-23-2019, 01:12 PM
This guy went on and on about bbcs in free chat and said it was because “kinda just wanna get you horny and watch you squirm a little lol” I told him hearing about his racist disgusting fetish doesn’t make me horny and he told me “lmfao you look like a potato.” See, this is why I just laugh at this stuff. Why would he spend five minutes spouting off his fetish to try to entice me if he thought I was ugly? They’re all just broke losers who can’t afford us.

magicgembliss
07-23-2019, 11:54 PM
This guy went on and on about bbcs in free chat and said it was because “kinda just wanna get you horny and watch you squirm a little lol” I told him hearing about his racist disgusting fetish doesn’t make me horny and he told me “lmfao you look like a potato.” See, this is why I just laugh at this stuff. Why would he spend five minutes spouting off his fetish to try to entice me if he thought I was ugly? They’re all just broke losers who can’t afford us.

why are these pathetic guys with BBC obsessions always the ones with the least money? It cracks me up every time. Theyre not *all* bad but I've learned to be very wary. Their dicks AND their wallets are small...

princess_casual
07-25-2019, 04:00 AM
My best tips and private shows happen because of one of my rants lol. Some of them get off on self-aware assertiveness.

This job has made me realize how much men need and love to be put in their place. I'm happy to do it, for a price *flips hair*

ravenskyy
07-25-2019, 09:28 AM
No one:.......

Nobody at all:.....

Not a damn soul (because my room is a ghost town):.......

Vldick: Cashapp?

Me: :tired:

PhatGirlDynomite!!!
07-27-2019, 07:59 PM
I just found this on Twitter and it made me laugh so hard. If you need a new and entertaining way to troll freeloaders...give this a try! :)

http://www.camhustlers.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/IMG_20190727_225438.jpg

BiscuitT
07-30-2019, 05:49 PM
It finally happend, the moment every camgirl faces at least one time: some dude called me fat. Not bad considering how long I've been around but still ughhhh.

Genoveve
07-30-2019, 06:20 PM
^^^They say it to everyone if it makes you feel any better.

BiscuitT
07-30-2019, 08:05 PM
I know but still it makes me so mad, why to say anything at all if there is nothing nice to say? We had a show last month, he said how cute and sexy I was...and today Im fat? I just blocked him, there is so many things to say that crossed my mind but then I realized how stupid is to argue or justify myself to a complete stranger. And it was a lame ass 5 minutes show anyway, so its not like I have anything to lose.

BiscuitT
07-31-2019, 09:56 AM
This is SO true. It reminds me something I wanted to post here but it was way too long, but anyway I had a client a few months back that paid 10 dollars for a session, not before asking about 20 questions, ask for paypal, arguing me for it, and then finally come back like 2 hours after and send *10 dollars*. I said my minumum is 20 and he started implying that I was scamming him, I was sick of him so as I was in a good mood, I decided to give him 5 minutes sexting with some pics for his *10 dollars*. He was ok with this, and of course, he wanted almost every sort of fetish that exist in the sex world, foot fetish, cuck fetish, wife roleplay, ass fetiish, socks fetish, wanted to be dominated and then switch too, all in the course of 5 minutes. I mean I went afk for a few minutes and when I got back there was a wall of text I didnt even fully read of course. Ok so when I was ready I said "Im ready" and started my usual intro, asking what is he into, sending some pictures related to his interest, tried to be as sexy as I could in 5 minutes that extended to 8. I said well, hope next session is longer, sent a picture and said goodbye. He went like "is this all? omg you are a scammer, I didnt even know we had started, Im gonna report you, stop laughing, you wont be laughing when I ask for a refund and you see nothing of the money I sent you (should I say again it was 10 dollars?), this is your last chance, are we gonna start again or you will be banned permanently from the website".
This went on for an hour, because I honestly was having fun until I got bored and blocked him.

Glamourmilf
07-31-2019, 11:49 AM
Since this is "The Stupid 'shit' thread.
( I also posted this gem of a guy over in my peepers thread, in case girls don't look in here.)
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jackiebee
07-31-2019, 08:56 PM
I have a one-time #2 spender who has decided he lives in my chat room now. THRILLING. I think our session was last week and I'm already over it. I'm already spending most of my time and energy on others to convert them but he is tenacious as shit and just hangs around.

I guess the pussy was too fire.

TrifilinCamHo
07-31-2019, 09:44 PM
I think my absolute least favorite camsite patrons are the woefully pathetic pick up artist types who hit you with a "neg" or a backhanded compliment because they're trying to undermine your self confidence, which will somehow magically trick you into giving them free attention and pussy. I had some dude try it earlier by making a comment about my undereyes (I'm 34 years old with a face full of filler and botox and I got like 10 hours of sleep last night, fuck alllll the way off) and I didn't have the energy to engage him and troll him right back so I just blocked his ass without visibly reacting instead. At least the aggressively mean assholes show their cards up front when it comes to their general disrespect and hatred towards women. Dudes that try to get cute and put you down while playing innocent are just beyond frustrating because they have somehow have to cajones to not only insult you but do so while thinking they're smart/charismatic enough to get one over, when in reality they're just pitiful incels-in-training. The audacity.

MysteryGirl44
07-31-2019, 10:39 PM
I know but still it makes me so mad, why to say anything at all if there is nothing nice to say? We had a show last month, he said how cute and sexy I was...and today Im fat? I just blocked him, there is so many things to say that crossed my mind but then I realized how stupid is to argue or justify myself to a complete stranger. And it was a lame ass 5 minutes show anyway, so its not like I have anything to lose.

He said that to get your attention.

princess_casual
08-01-2019, 09:11 AM
"what's your favorite position?"

I get this question all the time, and it never gets any less dumb. It's like cheesy small-talk from an early 2000's reality show on VH1.

izshadow
08-01-2019, 10:29 AM
Just remember ladie's.......

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crazylilly
08-01-2019, 03:11 PM
I have a one-time #2 spender who has decided he lives in my chat room now. THRILLING. I think our session was last week and I'm already over it. I'm already spending most of my time and energy on others to convert them but he is tenacious as shit and just hangs around.

I guess the pussy was too fire.

Holy shit I have one too! This dude NEVER leaves. He will usually buy a short show like every other day or every couple days but I'm like dude!... He sits in my room from the MOMENT I get on, until the moment I log off. If he just sat there and didn't say much, fine! But noooo he talks CONSTANTLY. I ignore him sometimes and he will keep asking over and over if I "heard" him. I really should block him, but times are tough. When he irritates me, I just log off for a few minutes to gain composure. lol!!

Procrasturbator
08-02-2019, 05:53 AM
Carlos, 5:35 AM
Hi baby


5:35 AM
Hey there! How's it going?

Carlos, 5:35 AM
Yes yes

5:36 AM
Looking for a show?

Carlos, 5:36 AM
I wanted a private show

5:37 AM
Ok, where did you find me?

Carlos, 5:37 AM
You have time

5:38 AM
Sorry, I think there's too much of a language barrier here. Have a good day :)

Carlos, 5:38 AM
I will just pay in the skyprivate

5:39 AM
I'm $3.49 per minute

Carlos, 5:39 AM
No speak english sorry (lmao this would have been a great finishing line)

I am using a translator

5:40 AM
$3.49 per minute is the cost

Carlos, 5:41 AM
Ok You guarantee a lot of fun?

5:41 AM
Not really

Skyprivate guys are (generally) the cheapest, most demanding clients out there and I wasn't willing to gamble on this guy's idea of "a lot of fun"

NitaBaby
08-02-2019, 06:32 AM
^^ I kinda hate skyprivate for that. Dudes will gamble you down to 12 cents if you let them. But it's even more insulting when you know that guys are paying $8.99/min for your time elsewhere but Random over here can't stomach 2 dollars.

princess_casual
08-02-2019, 10:56 AM
Holy shit I have one too! This dude NEVER leaves. He will usually buy a short show like every other day or every couple days but I'm like dude!... He sits in my room from the MOMENT I get on, until the moment I log off. If he just sat there and didn't say much, fine! But noooo he talks CONSTANTLY. I ignore him sometimes and he will keep asking over and over if I "heard" him. I really should block him, but times are tough. When he irritates me, I just log off for a few minutes to gain composure. lol!!

Fuck that. I don't allow that. If they don't get my "thanks for stopping by, come back when you're ready to have fun!" then I'll explicitly tell them no loitering. Gotta put up boundaries.

izshadow
08-03-2019, 05:29 PM
Him.... Hello, found you on....

Me.... Hello, thank you for letting me know. Interested in a show?

Him.... How are you doing?

Me.... Good thank you. Interested in a show?

Him..... I'm doing good thank you for asking.... yada yada.... you know you should be more polite. I've been doing this for a long time and politeness goes a long way.

Me.... BLOCKED

I'm not here to chat for free asshat. You either want a show and have a question or you dont. I've been in the adult entertainment industry for 20 years. Politeness does not go a long way in the industry. It creates freeloaders which is exactly what you were trying to do.

DelishIrish
08-03-2019, 05:52 PM
Some things never change XD
Fkn guys that come in just to try to tell you what to do to make more $$$. No time for that nonsense; pay up or byEEE!

izshadow
08-03-2019, 06:30 PM
I cant figure out which of the two evils is worse... sitting in SM in free chat wasting time listening to in/outs and dealing with those freeloaders or signing on to indie and dealing with people who want to just add to add and chat to chat. I swear at times the indie guys get under my skin way worse then the SM guys.

Especially when they ask me "are you available"? I dont know, am I? What does my listing says. Does it say offline or does it say available?

freya_jade_
08-03-2019, 11:51 PM
Random guy: Are you a redhead?

Me, sitting there with what is clearly fiery red hair: I dunno... Am I? :thinking:

Stephanie4life
08-04-2019, 12:11 AM
Lmao! Ive heard some of those.

SaraLaughs
08-04-2019, 01:36 PM
Guy on Skype, after discussing a lengthy roleplay script: How much should I send on CMD?

Me: I'd say about 20 minutes minimum, 30 would be better.

Him: Oh, I only have enough for 7 minutes.


WHY THE FUCK DID YOU HAVE SUCH A LENGTHY LIST OF REQUESTS IF YOU COULD ONLY AFFORD 7 MINUTES?! WHY ASK ME HOW MUCH YOU SHOULD SEND IF YOU HAD A FINITE AMOUNT YOU COULD AFFORD?! I blocked him.

SuperPookie
08-04-2019, 04:10 PM
Random guy: Are you a redhead?

Me, sitting there with what is clearly fiery red hair: I dunno... Am I? :thinking:

I've learned never to be surprised on how stupid guys can be because they seem to always sink to new levels.

izshadow
08-06-2019, 09:53 AM
I also do PSO work so this was from a PSO call last night but it happens on cam to and pisses me off.

Him.... I love to roleplay. What type of roleplay do you enjoy? What gets you off?

Me... *click*

Screw that. I'm so over that response. You do not care about that BS. You tell me what YOU enjoy and what you are calling about and what YOU want to do. YOU called me (or YOU entered my private chat) but I'm not going to play this game cause 90% of the time, whatever I say isnt what you enjoy and then you switch it back to what you want to have played out or you hang up no me or exit the cam session. Screw off, open your freaking mouth and tell us what YOU want.