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Miss_ShaSha
08-18-2019, 06:16 PM
^^hahahaaaaaa my side hurts!

pippapippa
08-18-2019, 06:32 PM
*guy tips 5 gold*
Hi, what would you like to see? Tits or ass?
guy: anal

...

NitaBaby
08-18-2019, 06:36 PM
*guy tips 5 gold*
Hi, what would you like to see? Tits or ass?
guy: anal

...

My body tried to spit out a drink I wasn't even swallowing :rotfl:

breadandbutter
08-18-2019, 07:39 PM
A decent regular for the past 3 years said something gross today out of nowhere "Plz cry as I put it in your ass" and I was speechless... He's never said anything like this before and it made me sad :( I was like uh... I can't cry on command?... and he left but said it was a connection issue of course.

Also I had rude rando's in my chat today, but I don't usually work on Sunday's ever, so I kind of expected it.

Marina Starr
08-19-2019, 05:54 AM
Broke losers, attention seeking freeloaders, time wasters, baiters : so fucking horny

Hoe: what do you wanna do about it?

*** They leave. Did I ask something wrong? They KNOW they're on camsites. Must sucks to be broke.

LilPoundCake
08-19-2019, 08:36 AM
UHHHH
I feel so gross
I have a submissive character, and she's about to get a redisgn. BLEHHHH
Homeboy over here, at 50 something, thinks all women can cum from fingering their assholes, LOL
Go get your heels, send me four pics of these specefic poses, and no Im not paying cause I own you.
Bitch bye.
stand, kneel, go to your bed, go back to your couch.
Honey if you're not tipping, Imma sit my ass on this couch and just use my hands to fake the noises.
Kept the idiot on the phone to get that money from the call, but god I could not wait to ban him.

BiscuitT
08-19-2019, 08:49 AM
I have to make some extra this week so I try to reply every skype request, its barely monday but I wanna die already . I got all this through the night:

-so horny right now, but no cash. no way i can get a free show??

-hi :). do you do lesbian webcam shows ? (I dont have anything like that stated anywhere in my profile or advertised anywhere)

-I just wanted to say that you're really cute and maybe we can do something together sometime. Do you play PC games also? what do you play?

-What u look like

-You play Pokémon go? If yes, can I add you as a friend? lol
Real show requests, 2.

freya_jade_
08-20-2019, 03:57 AM
51695

Somebody needs to come get their mans.

Jesus fucking Christ. I just... Wow. I am speechless. This takes the fucking cake. This is the stupidest thing anyone has ever said on a cam site, ever. This is it.

Marina Starr
08-20-2019, 07:20 AM
Loser: why no sound

Hoe: because you haven't deserve sound.

NitaBaby
08-20-2019, 09:49 AM
Loser: why no sound

Hoe: because you haven't deserve sound.

Literally got a guy named "Loser" in my room the moment I read this

ravenskyy
08-20-2019, 02:04 PM
millard1992: Hey gorgeous

Me: Hi there, how are you?

millard1992: Need your help I’m so horny

Me: I'd love to help. What do you like hun?

millard1992: Fancy exclusive ?

Me: Sure. I'm ready when you are.

millard1992: Can you put cam on just your face so nobody can see anything else and take all clothes off so we are ready to start exclusive straight away babe ?

Me: No.

Cheap fucktard leaves.


Bigdaddykev00: tease me a lil

Me: Tip me a lil

Broke fucker leaves.

I've been leaving myself notes on all these fuckers, just in case I can't or don't block them.

Miss_ShaSha
08-20-2019, 03:08 PM
^^Frustrating. I'd wanna scream too, but AT that fuckin stupid ass shit.

ravenskyy
08-20-2019, 10:47 PM
riegerbt14: Gonna sound stupid but yeah,. Im really enjoying talking to you

riegerbt14: You're really sweet.

Me: Thank you hun.

riegerbt14: I know this is a way you make money but i dont know. I just really like talking to yoi. You seem like a genuine and really mice person

Me: You can always tip me to talk or do a pvt session. We can just talk if you like.

riegerbt14: True. At the same time though, im gonna be honest i dont have any money for that kinda thing

Me, being nice asf for some stupid reason: Hey hun, you seem nice, but we don't come on here to just talk. We're on here to make money, so if you can't spend, this isn't the site for you.

I blocked him, but he pm'd me before I could block him from that.

riegerbt14: I understand this is your job n all, but i liked talking to you

Me: Then you don't respect me if you aren't willing to spend on me. I'm not here to talk all night lol sorry, not sorry. I'm nice but this is my job lol I don't think cam sites are for you.

Blocked. Again. Sigh. Fucking idiot.


Sexyj86: Hi wondering if you own a bottle of body oil?

Me: Yes I do

Sexyj86: Could you perhaps show me? I know it's a stretch. Please!

I didn't even have the chance to answer.

Sexyj86: You flaking already

Fucking psycho leaves before I can respond or ban his stupid ass. *writes info down on private ban list* I'll be ready for that ass next time, fucking weirdo.

gbjenna
08-21-2019, 04:40 AM
Had a convo with a guy called BumperLumper on SM yesterday that went along the lines of this

Him: Hey, whats the most commonly asked question you get on here?

Me: Probably, 'how are you'

Him: Lol besides that

Me: I don't know, why?

Him: Just curious

Me: It's probably, 'do you wanna go exclusive?' and I say, 'yeah' and then they take me exclusive :)

Low and behold, he leaves.

BiscuitT
08-21-2019, 10:10 AM
Some dude on skype bought a 5 minutes show, had to go *3 seconds earlier* our time was up. Dude came back 1 hour later, and started calling and calling, when I told him to stop, he said he wanted to used the remaining time :/

pippapippa
08-21-2019, 12:29 PM
Some dude on skype bought a 5 minutes show, had to go *3 seconds earlier* our time was up. Dude came back 1 hour later, and started calling and calling, when I told him to stop, he said he wanted to used the remaining time :/

Write on your profile that customers must use up all their time in one session and if they don’t, the remaining time is forfeited. That way you don’t have to deal with this bs again.

BiscuitT
08-21-2019, 05:22 PM
Write on your profile that customers must use up all their time in one session and if they don’t, the remaining time is forfeited. That way you don’t have to deal with this bs again.

Yes, Im working on a couple of rules to add to my profile. Probably nobody will read them but still.

ravenskyy
08-21-2019, 09:24 PM
A lovely start to my night shift...

loverboy78: Does your pussyhole ever fart?

Me: What? Do you mean queef? Not intentionally

loverboy78: Do you blush any?

Me: *trying to hide my wtf face*

loverboy78: You ready to see how good your cunthole talks?

loverboy78: Let me get my cock nice and hard before we go

loverboy78: Can’t wait to hear it

*surprise surprise, this fucker left!*



Moneyman: I like that is u good with your mouth

Me: How can you tell by staring at me?

Moneyman: I want to see you stand up

Me: Ok. I can do that for 5 gold

Moneyman: 75 golds

Me: Well I said 5 but if you'd like to send 75, you're more than welcome too.

Moneyman: Do u have legs

*wtf dude*



Matthew6766: Wow 😍

Me: Hi there, how's your night going?

Matthew6766: Meh. It could be better tbh

Me: Anything that I can do to make it better?

Matthew6766: For free? Probably not lol

Me: Well yea lol not for free.

Matthew6766: I just bought the premium today

Me: Premium what hun?

Matthew6766: The pornhub premium today

Me, confused: Ok? How's that going for you?

Matthew6766: Ig its okay lol

Matthew6766: This shit costs more money to see anything else

Me, still fucking confused: Well, if money is a concern for you, then why are you on here?

Matthew6766: Wym?

Me, annoyed: You seem to be concerned with spending more money, so why be on streamate tonight if spending more money is an issue?

Matthew6766: I thought this was included with the premium

Me, but with attitude: You thought my tits, ass and pussy were included with Pornhub premium???

*laughs* *bans* *takes a fucking break*

ayaluna97
08-22-2019, 04:08 AM
slaveboy: is that your armpit sweaty?
me: what?
slaveboy:hairy??? it's black???
me: ?? i'm not sweaty or hairy...
slaveboy: i'd like to lick in private

definitely one of the most confusing conversations because my armpits are literally waxed and i wasn't sweaty.. put me in a weird mood too and most other people in the room left lol, need to get better at dealing with crazies

MissAdriana
08-22-2019, 09:09 AM
need to get better at dealing with crazies

It's just his fetish. Next time tell him how you're training for a marathon and just got back from a run and are literally the sweaty-est you've ever been in your life and you need him to lick it clean LMAO

Marina Starr
08-22-2019, 09:19 AM
51777

Not knowing how to spell/too lazy to spell *your and *first would already qualified a block.

ravenskyy
08-22-2019, 11:44 AM
TellMeTheTruth (invisible): Wanna play a game maybe?

Wtf is this, Saw? lmao

pippapippa
08-23-2019, 04:16 PM
"Any good ideas if we have some fun together again?"


Does everyone else hate this? I absolutely refuse to come up with an idea for a show. It's the customer's job, not mine.
I really just want to respond back, "yeah, pay me $100 and let me ignore you for five minutes" every damn time.

Mal707
08-23-2019, 05:28 PM
Brian: Raise your hand if you’ve taken a shit today

Miss_ShaSha
08-23-2019, 07:15 PM
^^That guy annoyed me. As soon as he asked that I asked "are you feeling generous?" He responded with another copy/paste to which I responded with BLOCK.

Annoying AF!

Mal707
08-23-2019, 09:42 PM
^^That guy annoyed me. As soon as he asked that I asked "are you feeling generous?" He responded with another copy/paste to which I responded with BLOCK.

Annoying AF!

Yea he copied and pasted the same line again with me too after I ignored the first one. I just said “hi Brian, how are you” and he got bored and left

princess_casual
08-24-2019, 11:28 AM
Yes, Im working on a couple of rules to add to my profile. Probably nobody will read them but still.

Also, this is just my 2 cents but why bother with 5 min shows? I do 15 mins min. personally, but then again it depends on what you charge and what you are comfortable with. I just find people who do short shows like that are cheap and annoying.

princess_casual
08-24-2019, 11:30 AM
Brian: Raise your hand if you’ve taken a shit today

Had him lol, I just laughed until he left

MilfSM
08-24-2019, 05:47 PM
Brian: Raise your hand if you’ve taken a shit today

I got him too haha I flipped him off but kept my armpit closed

princess_casual
08-25-2019, 08:25 AM
Me, on Sunday after a contest not giving a fuck:

*in exclusive*

Dude: would you let me fuck you?
Me: depends, you think you're a good fuck?
Him: Yea I'd bend your legs over your shoulders
Him: just fucking go in
Him: blast inside you
Me: sounds pretty boring
Him: then take that cum and put it in your mouth
Me: how you gonna get he cum out? you got a spoon?
Him: fingers
Me: sounds kind of inefficient, doesn't sound like you're a very good fuck
Him: fuck I love you

}:D

BiscuitT
08-25-2019, 02:42 PM
After a skype show: "I just though you may be happy to have some one younger calling if you usually had old people, do you manage to cum for everyone? Shame I cant be there with you"
I dont even get many old people, I cant even remember the last time I had someone really old. The majority of them being average/good looking, anywhere from their 20 to 40. Nothing annoys me more than guys believing that they are better than the rest because they are "young and good looking" (in their own terms because I couldnt care less how they look) and I would absolutely fuck them because I only get to see ugly people so they are a gift from heaven.

Procrasturbator
08-26-2019, 11:20 PM
^ Yeppp. Especially on Skype. Nah dude, almost all Skype guys are young and hot. You're not special.

crazylilly
08-27-2019, 05:29 AM
Brian: Raise your hand if you’ve taken a shit today

Ugh! I got this dude like a week ago. Even if you are trying to be "funny," you are not the type of dude who I want in my room. Ignored and Insta block!

izshadow
08-27-2019, 11:58 AM
No way your 40, you look 20.

Sigh. I'm so over it. Even in real life it pisses me off to. I'm always treated like a damn kid and its like I'm fucking 40!!!!!!

I wonder if I should change my age on SM. I like being on the first page in the mature category though. Sigh.

CatBBW
08-27-2019, 12:29 PM
No way your 40, you look 20.

Sigh. I'm so over it. Even in real life it pisses me off to. I'm always treated like a damn kid and its like I'm fucking 40!!!!!!

I wonder if I should change my age on SM. I like being on the first page in the mature category though. Sigh.

Better to amaze them with your youthful looks in the mature category, than the alternative :D

pippapippa
08-29-2019, 08:06 AM
me: You can tip 5 gold to see me stand up if you want to see all of my dress, or you can tip 5 gold and see tits or ass if you prefer
him:nah
me: Sorry you're broke. Maybe this isn't the site for you (default response from me. always riles them up)
him: I sure am aren't I guess given that I bought a 48k Rolex
me: Oh, you can afford to buy a Rolex but you can't afford to tip me $5? Maybe you're spending money you can't afford (just going along with his bs)
him: Ur calling my bluff. I can assure you
me: I don't really care enough to call your bluff
him: Bye bye weird Harry otter character Love good
me: Oh, I love Luna! She's a great character


Shit's so dead on here that I'm just going to hold conversations with these people just to amuse myself, lol

anonymous camgirl
08-29-2019, 11:53 AM
I think this is just a line they say to all girls.. they say it to me too.. I am 46... and not a wrinkle on my face... but still.. I think it's a pick up line.. to get something for free or something


No way your 40, you look 20.

Sigh. I'm so over it. Even in real life it pisses me off to. I'm always treated like a damn kid and its like I'm fucking 40!!!!!!

I wonder if I should change my age on SM. I like being on the first page in the mature category though. Sigh.

NitaBaby
08-29-2019, 12:41 PM
I think it's a pick up line.. to get something for free or something

Agree. I'm 28 but they still do the "WHA? You're not 18??" bs. Like age is supposed to pile drive you after 24 and announce itself for each year thereafter. Gotta be their most clever attempt at flattery.

NitaBaby
08-30-2019, 08:08 AM
Turned my audio off because they don't deserve my awesome playlist if they aren't going to talk. So this guy comes in asking to see tits and I ignore him. He amends with "of course I'd take you private for that, nothing in life is free" which prompts me to type "bingo" in return.

I turn my sound on since he's actually taken me pvt but I start off with 'Hi! Are we here for a show or are you looking for a discounted flash"....

51820


It was all I could do to calmly say, "Welp it looks like you're blocked for now because I don't do 'discounted' ".

Was he really that bold or did he think it was an honest question of my offerings?? Wow.

SoloDesire
08-30-2019, 10:43 AM
51821

MissAdriana
08-30-2019, 01:09 PM
show me tits

sorry im por

PixiieGirl
08-31-2019, 04:21 AM
show me tits

sorry im por

yesterday I got
"show tits"
"its 5 gold"
"top off"
"still five gold"
"BITCH"

lmao

MissAdriana
08-31-2019, 07:58 AM
LOL Pixxie when I get guys like that the more they beg or haggle the more I raise the price, usually they don't get a clue but it makes me laugh

I also forgot yesterday morning I got "you look stupid" I asked if he regularly came to camsites to have intellectual conversations. He left but I hope I dont start getting guys like that. I dont want that shit started in my room. I've seen many girls having debates in their chat rooms on mfc before and that is not my style

princess_casual
08-31-2019, 10:18 AM
Me: so what are you into?
Him: You look like my sister and it turns me on
Me: False, I am way hotter than the sister you probably don't even have.

MilfSM
08-31-2019, 01:15 PM
SuckNFuckSOgood4U: lots of sales going on this weeekend

SuckNFuckSOgood4U: crazy sales

SuckNFuckSOgood4U: at the mall

SuckNFuckSOgood4U: 50% off Rebok sneakers

SuckNFuckSOgood4U: im here to help baby

omg

Glamourmilf
08-31-2019, 02:00 PM
51841
51842

My Saturday morning in a nutshell.
They can all just GTFO!:toldoff::beat::shoot::toldoff::finger:

princess_casual
09-01-2019, 09:34 AM
Justin3032: Tease me a lil
Me: Please see my gold menu for that request
Justin3032: I already spent 1k today on here
Me: How's that my problem?
Justin3032: Because I only spend money on girls who don’t think they’re the shit treat the customer right
Me: You're not a customer, just a begger
Justin3032: Have fun with no tips today

Firstly, I don't think I'm the shit, I know I am.

Today has been full of winners like this one. Must be labor day weekend or maybe I'm just having a mojo dip. Le Sigh.

ggminx
09-02-2019, 07:49 AM
dumbass: want to watch me self-facial for my birthday?

me: sounds awesome! do you know which site you'll be booking through?

dumbass: oh, you won't do it pro-bono?

me: (thinking, obviously not bc I just asked which site you're booking through) no matter how much you enjoy your work, you'd do it pro-bono for someone's birthday?

dumbass: wrong answer

me: block

it's every body's birthday every single day in this job

MissAdriana
09-02-2019, 08:34 AM
SuckNFuckSOgood4U: lots of sales going on this weeekend

SuckNFuckSOgood4U: crazy sales

SuckNFuckSOgood4U: at the mall

SuckNFuckSOgood4U: 50% off Rebok sneakers

SuckNFuckSOgood4U: im here to help baby

omg

LMFAO ok so that means it's the perfect day to cam because they will $ left over on those sneakers they needed

NitaBaby
09-02-2019, 08:43 AM
dumbass: want to watch me self-facial for my birthday?

me: sounds awesome! do you know which site you'll be booking through?

dumbass: oh, you won't do it pro-bono?

me: (thinking, obviously not bc I just asked which site you're booking through) no matter how much you enjoy your work, you'd do it pro-bono for someone's birthday?

dumbass: wrong answer

me: block

it's every body's birthday every single day in this job

The level of entitlement in that simple "wrong answer" is making my balls itch .