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izshadow
09-02-2019, 10:48 AM
AForce88: Great thanks for asking, would it be possible to do a StepMom Gold Show ma’am

AForce88: The viewers could be your StepSons during the Gold Show as well

He didnt like when I called him a cheap fuck. Hahahaha

Panthera
09-02-2019, 11:20 AM
AForce88: Great thanks for asking, would it be possible to do a StepMom Gold Show ma’am

AForce88: The viewers could be your StepSons during the Gold Show as well

He didnt like when I called him a cheap fuck. Hahahaha


Haha that loser was in my room too. I see he added a new line, in the hope that he will be more convincing. LOL

izshadow
09-02-2019, 05:41 PM
Damn you kinda look like my sister. Want to roleplay? Maybe you can be my sister.

Sorry thats not allowed.

Bummer. How about step-sister?

I'm fine with that as long as you maintain step-sister throughout the whole 10 min session, otherwise I'm disconnecting....

*silence*..........

Yup called you out on that one. Thought you could wrangle me in and just cut out "step" once we got in the show.

Mal707
09-02-2019, 05:55 PM
AForce88: Great thanks for asking, would it be possible to do a StepMom Gold Show ma’am

AForce88: The viewers could be your StepSons during the Gold Show as well

He didnt like when I called him a cheap fuck. Hahahaha


Had him today. Guess he was making the rounds. I hate when they ask for a Gold show when I’m not already doing a Gold show countdown.

NitaBaby
09-03-2019, 10:34 AM
Skyprivate dude: Where do you live?
Me : Makes up a location
Skyprivate dude: oh okay so if I head to [fake location]....
Me: ......
Skyprivate dude: Do you escort?
Me: No
Skyprivate dude: oh okay. But what if I came to [fake location]?
Me: No
Skyprivate dude: I mean, but what if we were friends?
Me: (HUHHHH??) No
Skyprivate dude: oh okay. We'll talk later.
Skyprivate dude: But i like you.

MilfSM
09-03-2019, 05:20 PM
chachacha69: bitch u too fucking ugly for 6.99

:( 6.99 is my pvt rate too lol

LoraDoll
09-04-2019, 03:44 AM
chachacha69: bitch u too fucking ugly for 6.99



we all know what his real problem is:
https://media.giphy.com/media/ZGH8VtTZMmnwzsYYMf/giphy.gif

https://media.giphy.com/media/3o6UB5RrlQuMfZp82Y/giphy.gif

MissAdriana
09-04-2019, 10:54 AM
chachacha69: bitch u too fucking ugly for 6.99

:( 6.99 is my pvt rate too lol

Ok but when did they suddenly start caring if we are ugly or not? Like honestly is it not my pussy you are here for ?

Miss_ShaSha
09-04-2019, 11:27 AM
Him: Hey how r u??

Me: I'm great. Today is a good day!

Him: Can you plz show ur armpits??

Me: *with a smile* sure, for $10 GOLD I'd love to show you my armpits.

In my head: Look dude, I ain't givin you free shit just cause your fetish isn't that mainstream. That's like looking at my pussy for free. Nah, bruh! Exit...EXIT!!!

He leaves.

izshadow
09-04-2019, 09:41 PM
jking23:I've always been aroused by the sound that the wheel makes while it spins round and round. You know that motor- like sound?

freya_jade_
09-05-2019, 03:20 AM
I fuckin hate those guys who wait until they're balls deep in the private session to try to manipulate you into doing their taboo fetish, especially with things that greatly trigger me when just dropped on me right away, like incest rp.

This just happened. Guy takes me premium, immediately tries to do cam2cam when I have it right there in my topic that I only do c2c in exclusive. I allow it since it's 3am and slow, but only on the condition that I mute his sound. He agrees. Session goes on. And on. And on.
He is one of those guys who can't decide what he wants. First it's "do this" then "actually, do that." Then after like 15 minutes he drops the "get real close to the cam, let's get nasty, be my daughter." I get angry and tell him no, I don't do that, it's against the rules and I don't like it. He says, okay, stepdaughter then. I am still clearly annoyed and tell him since stepdaughter isn't technically against the rules I can do it, but I am certainly not doing it in premium, and he would need to close the session and come back for exclusive. He closes the session, and I immediately get offline and close my cam room because I cannot deal with this shit right now haha. I can tell he's going to be one of those assholes who pushes my boundaries as soon as he gets into exclusive and will be trying to get around the "step" boundaries. Not into it. I am going to ban him next time he comes into my room.

I feel kind of bad for deceiving him into thinking we'd go exclusive, but he also deceived me midway through the session by asking me for some shit that he didn't ask my thoughts or boundaries on beforehand. I fucking hate how many of these guys think they can just drop their incest fetishes on us without even thinking about if it could be traumatizing/triggering for us. Fuckers

freya_jade_
09-05-2019, 03:21 AM
jking23:I've always been aroused by the sound that the wheel makes while it spins round and round. You know that motor- like sound?

That guy fucking sucks, never follows through. He's an infamous freeloader, lol

jackiebee
09-07-2019, 08:58 AM
jking23:i've always been aroused by the sound that the wheel makes while it spins round and round. You know that motor- like sound?

wheel of fortune guy got a new name!!!!

ggminx
09-07-2019, 09:35 AM
^^^^ i used to get that guy way back in the day! hahahhaha! i immediately answered with "want to hear me make the sound for you in exclusive?" happened probably half a dozen times with the dude until he realized he wasn't getting shit for free

SoloDesire
09-07-2019, 01:05 PM
Gunz: ohhh you so fine

Gunz: Thick n juicy mmmmm

Gunz: I think im in love

Gunz: My stupid wife is asleep next to me im trying to jerk off to u though

Me: No thanks. You're repulsive.

Aaaand BLOCKED
I HATE it when men think that insulting their wives/girlfriends to us will turn out well for them. Ewww!

Glamourmilf
09-08-2019, 06:46 AM
Some dude bought into a gold show already in progress, to tell me to turn on my Niteflirt.
I did. Saw that his name was in the missed call list.
However, he never called.
Ugh!

MilfSM
09-08-2019, 11:28 AM
Badalvarm:Hi

Badalvarm:U can sex

Badalvarm:U can open boobs

kylehan:open boobs bb lol

kylehan:always love that one

Badalvarm:Yes

Badalvarm:U can sex

kylehan:lol

Badalvarm:Fuck

Badalvarm:U can boob


To All: U can $10

pippapippa
09-08-2019, 11:35 AM
Badalvarm:Hi

Badalvarm:U can sex

Badalvarm:U can open boobs

kylehan:open boobs bb lol

kylehan:always love that one

Badalvarm:Yes

Badalvarm:U can sex

kylehan:lol

Badalvarm:Fuck

Badalvarm:U can boob


To All: U can $10


He literally just did the same shit to me.

Holly_xoxo
09-09-2019, 09:50 AM
Loser: ho dear

:Ape boobs dikha

:Lan logi

*block*

Anyone wanna help interpret that for me? Lol
I guess he thinks I have ape boobs?? Oo

MilfSM
09-11-2019, 03:11 PM
Dame:Do you mind flashing them again? I'm so close, you turn me on.

In free chat. Grr

pippapippa
09-11-2019, 03:17 PM
Hi should I show my mother-in-law my small dick?

Kikiliki55
09-12-2019, 11:32 AM
Brian: Raise your hand if you’ve taken a shit today

I've had this guy multiple times now lol

NitaBaby
09-12-2019, 11:36 AM
Under zero circumstances do i ever want to roleplay as your fucking mother. Hate those guys who come in and immediately start calling you "mommy".

SapphireXO
09-12-2019, 03:14 PM
I remembered how much I hated our phone to cam call IMMEDIATELY once I heard his voice again. My eyes and my ears bled (theoretically) after a 30 call from hell. If I have to talk about BBC sharing again this month, I am just going to end the call. I told him last time and today that is not what I like to talk about; again forced to talk about it extensively. FML. Took a 2 hour break out of my day to re-align myself.

SapphireXO
09-12-2019, 03:19 PM
51904

izshadow
09-12-2019, 04:24 PM
51904GIRL YES YES YES!!!!!!!! Like standing ovation yes!!!!!!!!!!!!

pippapippa
09-12-2019, 07:30 PM
"Giggile your naked ass"



Weirdest spelling of jiggle I've ever seen. Took me a minute

princess_casual
09-13-2019, 08:45 AM
Dude who has been in my room several times wasting time, pretending he was interested in a pvt but never following through and I didn't have enough fucks to give to block him:

Him: What are you in the mood for?
Me: Umm either you give me all your money and leave OR we go exclusive and you can watch me browse Pinterest until you reach your limit. WBU?
*He leaves*

Was it something I said?

MilfSM
09-13-2019, 02:34 PM
jherron87:Please tell me you're a Houston lady!!

jherron87:Who said anything fucking? I just want to carve your liver out haha

crazylilly
09-13-2019, 02:56 PM
jherron87:Please tell me you're a Houston lady!!

jherron87:Who said anything fucking? I just want to carve your liver out haha

Yeah this guy was in and out of my room all day, said something about Jason coming to get me because it's Friday the 13th... lol

JGB2009
09-13-2019, 03:11 PM
Under zero circumstances do i ever want to roleplay as your fucking mother. Hate those guys who come in and immediately start calling you "mommy".

You and me both!!!! Irritates me!!!!

princess_casual
09-14-2019, 04:04 AM
Under zero circumstances do i ever want to roleplay as your fucking mother. Hate those guys who come in and immediately start calling you "mommy".

Ugh, I HATE that. Now I always respond with "No, but I'll gladly role-play as your therapist in exclusive and we can work out those deep issues."

So far no takers.

izshadow
09-14-2019, 11:48 AM
Soleking3000983 (invisible):stand up straight with your pussy faceing the cam and show me your pussy with no pantys on nude please no danceing no touching no dick teaseing me no bending over no raiseing your legs please do not make me wait 5 mins before you get around to showing me something ok i like poses an thats the only way i can nuttplease just do it the way i,m asking you ok thank you

Soleking3000983 (invisible):no i asked my buddy

Soleking3000983 (invisible):i typed it

Soleking3000983 (invisible):ok lol

Soleking3000983 (invisible):wow

Soleking3000983 (invisible):boner killer

Soleking3000983 has logged off (reason: user left)

Ummmmm he totally copied and pasted that the moment he came in to exclusive and when I told him he did that, he told me "no I asked my buddy".... what? I declined the show. Sketchy, demanding asshole IMO.

AlexiaJacobs
09-16-2019, 09:49 AM
Cheapskate: *Throws one token*
Me: *Does nothing*
Cheapskate: Do you not have a Lush in?
Me: It says right on the screen if I have one or not and no I do not.

Can these idiots not read? And I've thought about getting a Lush or Lovense or whatever but Jesus they expect an Oscar winning show for 3 cents. Fuck these guys.

Miss_ShaSha
09-16-2019, 03:30 PM
footguy: hi u remember me

me: I remember we did a show. *smiles* how are you?

footguy: i came on ur feet

footguy: show me ur feet

me: sure, it's 10 GOLD for feet *smiles*

He leaves. He really thought because we did a show he's entitled to free feet. FUCK I wanna choke something. I'm tryin to be compassionate but these fuckin interactions are disrespectful AF!!!

AlexiaJacobs
09-16-2019, 07:48 PM
footguy: hi u remember me

me: I remember we did a show. *smiles* how are you?

footguy: i came on ur feet

footguy: show me ur feet

me: sure, it's 10 GOLD for feet *smiles*

He leaves. He really thought because we did a show he's entitled to free feet. FUCK I wanna choke something. I'm tryin to be compassionate but these fuckin interactions are disrespectful AF!!!

I had a guy earlier want dirty socks and then high heels which was totally fine in free chat as I have those items in my menu, but he also wanted me to "help him" to smell my feet/socks/sweaty heels? Once I came to understand this was gonna be more involved I suggested he bring me into private chat. So of course, he says he wants it all in free chat (I mean after all, we are doing this job for free right?!). I tried to be nice and explain that I could not give him my undivided attention in free with all that he was asking of me and we needed to do this in private. He lol'd in my face. Nothing gets my blood boiling more than being lol'd. I said, "Well, now you get nothing." Banned. Fuckers.

Miss_ShaSha
09-17-2019, 06:02 AM
^^So frustrating! Good move on your part. I would have done the same.

izshadow
09-17-2019, 09:35 AM
Fullefect123:U look like my aunt tho

What is wrong with these people?!?!

LoraDoll
09-17-2019, 02:02 PM
I really dislike this:

- Hy, how r u?
- Fine. How about u?
- Just fine? How so?
- ???? Yess. Fine.
- Idiot leaves.

And when I see that, I feel like I wanna hit the wall trough with my fists. Why "JUST FINE" ??? What the fuck is wrong with being fine?
The last few days were terribly slow. Lot of asshole, lot of crap, little $. But when I see , people can complain even when I say "I m fine" ...
I dont know how to express myself: erm... I just start to have "very bad toughts" u know?

SomeTransgrill
09-17-2019, 05:01 PM
He pulled out a crack pipe mid-exclusive.

princess_casual
09-20-2019, 08:50 AM
In the middle of a run-of-the-mill private:

Pazsy23:show me that ass again mommy

wtf goes on in their brains that they think it's cool to just whip that shit out randomly?

NitaBaby
09-21-2019, 04:04 PM
51954

Dookylips dropped this age-old gem and made me laugh harder than necessary. I was like "You realize that EYE realize that you had to type out your own username AND write out a fake tip amount in order for this to show up in chat....right?"

You can see his response after that. I had a good old time with this one. I'm just mad that he left so fast.

LaraLee
09-21-2019, 04:47 PM
51954

Dookylips dropped this age-old gem and made me laugh harder than necessary. I was like "You realize that EYE realize that you had to type out your own username AND write out a fake tip amount in order for this to show up in chat....right?"

You can see his response after that. I had a good old time with this one. I'm just mad that he left so fast.

HAHAHAHA They must thing we are stupid!!!! Thanks for sharing

ravenskyy
09-22-2019, 12:55 AM
51954

Dookylips dropped this age-old gem and made me laugh harder than necessary. I was like "You realize that EYE realize that you had to type out your own username AND write out a fake tip amount in order for this to show up in chat....right?"

You can see his response after that. I had a good old time with this one. I'm just mad that he left so fast.

I literally blocked that loser a few weeks ago. I don't remember why but he must have done something stupid in my room too. Lmao

SapphireXO
09-23-2019, 12:57 PM
Then he went on to say that's not virtual GFE. Anything regarding vGFE and talking about my baby being yours are two different things...

Miss_ShaSha
09-26-2019, 05:41 AM
thick34:are you east coast?

me: no, central

thick34:I am right now too

me: cool

thick34:i wanna serve your pussy

me: you can certainly do that in exclusive

thick34:if you're central we should be fuck buddies

thick34:or even anal buddies

me: no, I don't meet

thick34:you dont like anal?


*smiled then kicked*

NitaBaby
09-26-2019, 06:34 AM
^because anal was the real problem.

Miss_ShaSha
09-26-2019, 06:51 AM
^^Exactly. SMMFH I mean, he coulda finessed it even a lil. He didn't even try. Not like the answer would have changed, but GD MF LOL

izshadow
09-26-2019, 11:07 AM
CruelMaster74:ISO RL sub

Biggest eye-roll ever.

NitaBaby
09-29-2019, 02:10 PM
i hate when I get customers that say shit that's unrelated to the last thing that they said. I can't get a feel for his angle to really get into the dirty talk.

I just had a skyprivate dude make comments about my boobs like "how big are they" and so I answered. Then it's "are they heavy" so I have to give him the very short "yes" answer.....then he asks when I was last fucked....do you have a big ass?......did you enjoy the last cock that you had?

I ended up getting impatient and just ending the call and blocking him. Most of the time those are easy shows but this guy was just weird somehow. I hate not knowing what direction the show is going 4 minutes into the damn thing. Are you a breast man? Yes okay let's focus on breast. Are you a pussy and feet guy? Alright, I know how to treat you. wtf do you want because these one word answers I'm giving are surely killing the mood.