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TM1975
04-22-2012, 09:25 AM
Moron: Change your price to 1.99 bb
BAN

anothermoron: If you take off your top you'll make your goal bb
I felt like my head was spinning around like on the exorcist yesterday, sooo many idiots.

MissSeraphim
04-22-2012, 09:10 PM
I fucking hate people :"giving pointers" always a FUCK OFF moment

lovemytorres
04-22-2012, 09:21 PM
Some asshole came into my room with PLENTY of chips and proceeded to ask me to rub my pussy in free chat. WTF!!!! If Im not good enough for you to spend your money on ur more than welcome to get the fuck on!!!!!

IsobelWren
04-23-2012, 10:39 AM
I had some cutttte guy doing C2C with me last night. He kept telling me that he wanted to pick me up at the airport, etc... lol. He ended up jerking off to me in freechat, and I maybe showed my boobs for a couple minutes and twirled around a few times. Oh and not one tip, that asshat.

That's why you don't twirl or show tits or turn on their cam until they pay you. ;) Otherwise they think that you're doing it for free just because they're sooooo cuttte. These guys don't give anything out of the goodness of their hearts or because it would be the decent thing to do. Heart isn't the organ they're thinking with at that moment.

ManyRoses
04-23-2012, 10:49 AM
Idiot #2: Can you take off your panties and lube your toy up, then I'll enter pvt. I'm broke so I need you to be ready before we enter.

I DESPISE these guys. Some other variations of the "I'm broke so lets get everything but the pussy pounding done in free":

The costume changer: Do you have a secretary outfit?
- Yes, I do! I'll put it on in exclusive for you!
- You need to put it on now. Then I'll go exclusive. Oh, and can you also put on pumps, glasses, stockings, a cardigan, red lipstick, and your hair up. THEN I'll go pvt.
- I can do all of that once we are in there!
- No, I don't have much money, so I want you to be ready here.

The Cum Voyeur: - Do you like to watch guys cum for you?
- Mmmmmm bb I love cam2cam. Its so hot. But only in exclusive!!
- OK I want you to watch me cum.
- Yay! Oh I'm so excited! Lets go exclusive now so you can turn on that cam!
- Wait, I'm just getting there here, and then I'll turn on the cam just in time for you!

The Stopwatch Holder: - Do you really cum in pvt?
- Well that's kinda up to you bb! You get to direct it...I'll bet YOU can make me cum!
- How long does it take?
- It depends on what you want to do.
- Can you cum in less than three minutes like I can?
- Oh, I need a little longer than that honey! But its worth the wait!
- OK, five minutes? I can't do more than five minutes but I want to see you cum.

Sometimes I feel like a freaking anthropologist of male stupidity when it come to sex. Freeloaders in the mist...

MissSeraphim
04-23-2012, 11:13 AM
I have to admit the BB thing pisses me right off. Not only because it's downright ignorant looking..but even if they take the time to spell out baby I'm still irked and I always say, "No, I am most certainly not your "bb"
Because I'm not. I have to emotional or sexual attachment to these people.
I don't mind Babe, seeing as it's more of a term for a hottie. But baby just implies that we are somehow meaningful to each other.

& I have to say in little offense that "ghetto talk" drives me up the fucking wall. "sho me dat ass" *cringe*

I always feel awkward when a guy asks if I've been with a black guy.. Because to be honest I've only even talked to maybe 5 black people in my life! I'm not racist but my area is like 5% black people.. Even more awkward "do you want to?" Um ya sure I guess so

MommieLongLegs
04-23-2012, 11:48 AM
I have to admit the BB thing pisses me right off. Not only because it's downright ignorant looking..but even if they take the time to spell out baby I'm still irked and I always say, "No, I am most certainly not your "bb"
Because I'm not. I have to emotional or sexual attachment to these people.
I don't mind Babe, seeing as it's more of a term for a hottie. But baby just implies that we are somehow meaningful to each other.

& I have to say in little offense that "ghetto talk" drives me up the fucking wall. "sho me dat ass" *cringe*

I always feel awkward when a guy asks if I've been with a black guy.. Because to be honest I've only even talked to maybe 5 black people in my life! I'm not racist but my area is like 5% black people.. Even more awkward "do you want to?" Um ya sure I guess so

I agree with being called "bb" or baby and the "show me dat ass/azz" is very annoying.

But you've only talked to like 5 black people? I guess make me #6 lol. Some of the best times of my life were when I was surrounded by people who were different from me. I have a diverse family though. My dad speaks Spanish and my aunt speaks Mandarin. i'm not judging you, I just know the world is a huge place, hell America is a huge place (assuming you're in usa) with lots of different people. You'd be surprised how much fun you'll have.

O to add something stupid on cam...

Guy takes me Exclusive, kicking out the 11+ people in Free Chat

Guy: show tits
Me: sigh *shows tits*
*Guy leaves*

He lasted a whole 50 seconds *GASP*. That was totally worth it!
He was probably cursing himself for staying more than 30 seconds lol

pickled_alien
04-23-2012, 04:14 PM
Thankfully in my short time camming I've received marginally decent human beings but I did get one "Stand up, turn around, show tits, show ass, pussy bb" types which I banned and another which just made me laugh. Dude sends a pm with the normal hru crap and then proceeds to call everyone in free chat a cheap little boy when I told him to talk to me in free chat. He asks for this and that, skype shows, says he'll go private "eventually" once I'm good and horny or some shit like that. I told him, if he's gonna string me along like this he needs to put forth some earnest money. Something like this occurs:
Him-Oh I've got the money, just you wait. Those little boys don't know how dirty you are blah blah blah.
Me-Those little boys aren't tipping me and neither are you.
Him-[proceeds to tip like 20 tokens]
Me-brain explodes.

Oh bb you're such a big spender.

Oh! And then there was a day I decided to do a trivia game. 25 tokens for each question.
Guy-Show tits
Me-You'll have to tip me to get my clothes off.
Guy-[Tips 10 tokens]Show tits
Me-Uh, you'll have to add 15 more tokens and then you'll get a question.
Guy-[Tips 10 tokens]Show tits
Guy-[Tips 5 tokens]Show tits
Me-Who wrote Uncle Tom's Cabin?

To be fair to him he did apologize when he realized he wasn't following directions.

maryjaynexo
04-23-2012, 05:07 PM
m***r: WIFE SUCKING COCK NOW SHE WEANTS TO SEE YOUR NIPPLES
m***r: NIPPLES FLASH = PVT
MaryJaynexo: Can I ask you a question, m**r?
m***r: SURE
MaryJaynexo: What do you do for a living?
Just curious
m***r: I CLEAN FISH TANKS
MaryJaynexo: I don't come asking you to clean my fish tank for free... so I'm not showing you my tits :-)
m***r: AND SHE IS THE GM OF PETCO
m***r: I DO COME AND HELP FOR FREE SOMETIMES IF IT MEANS I GET THAT CUSTOMER
m***r: ITS A FREE EVALUATION

aaaand... blocked.

prisma146
04-24-2012, 04:17 AM
[QUOTE="shywebcamgirl"]

I do the whole gambit of roleplaying and these guys drive me crazy too. Why? At best, this is 'non-consensual roleplay' at worse than you are crossing your fingers that someone will call the police on them in the near future.

prisma146
04-24-2012, 04:19 AM
Huh my phone is being dumb it put the whole thing into quotes the first paragraph was what was posted that I tried to quote

prisma146
04-24-2012, 04:31 AM
Found this monologue on my skype this a.m. when I got home from a meeting.....

[11:12:58 AM] Davide Dariano: i want 2 shows ,
first show : like i said trust is the most important thing, with this show i will earn your trust :) 25minutes cam, BUT I DON'T WANT YOU TO PLAY WITH YOURSELF!! NO PUSSY OR TITS... we do it on another way, i do what you want me to do, and because i wanna earn your trust, i do everything!!! you want :) so that you know i am not a liar :) you don't show me tits or pussy !!! keep that for next show, after those 25 minutes i send you 150$ ...second show immediately after i paid for the first show : you play for me, play for me with that nice pussy, i pay now upfront 200$ for 30minutes... you do what i want
[11:14:00 AM] Davide Dariano: this is prove that i pay :
(the following ostensibly a copy/paste skype dialogue between him and another camchica):

[11:14:03 AM] Davide Dariano: [8:15:13 PM](chica's name edited out): i dont now sure, there were so much liars before
[8:15:13 PM]naughty pjjj: why not? Come on give it a try, I am not a liar
[8:15:16 PM]chica: hmmm…
[8:15:17 PM]naughty pjjj: come on, I send immediately after 200$, 20minutes
[8:15:19 PM]chica: and you will send the money after???
[8:15:20 PM]naughty pjjj: yes I will, I am not a liar
[8:15:25 PM]chica: hmm okay, let me see what you have thee
[8:15:26 PM]Gebeld naar chica, duur 20:07
[8:35:38 PM]naughty pjjj: wow that was nice , you are so horny!
[8:35:40 PM]chica: thanx , youre cum was nice! You send my money now?
[8:35:45 PM]naughty pjjj: haha , I will send it now okay?
[8:35:59 PM]chica: ok, you had the address where you have to send it to?
[8:36:13 PM]naughty pjjj: yes I have, just wait 5-10min
[8:36:57 PM]chica: okay…
[8:46:11 PM]naughty pjjj : did you received it???
[8:47:16 PM]chica: wait I will see
[8:47:39 PM]chica: yes I received , thanx !! I hope we can do this more! I like it
[8:47: 57 PM]naughty pjjj: sure we will, have to go now, byeee
[8:47:59 PM]chica: byeeeee

[11:22:58 AM] *** Missed call from Davide Dariano. ***
[11:28:05 AM] *** Missed call from Davide Dariano. ***
[11:59:38 AM] *** yours truly blocked Davide Dariano ***

I hope this copy/paste was a fictional narrative, and that some chica out there didn't really fall for that ish

My fav part was the "BUT I DON'T WANT YOU TO PLAY WITH YOURSELF!! NO PUSSY OR TITS". It reminded me of those Ron (But wait! There's more!!!) Popeil informercials that are hilarious to watch when you're 15 and high as fuck.
I'm not a pasta maker, son, move it along.

Someone else posted about him recently I think

prisma146
04-24-2012, 04:33 AM
Yup Skype scammer!

ClaudiaReina
04-24-2012, 01:09 PM
Haha, I have a great one:

Freeloader: Show tits
Me: I'd love to show that to you for x gold or in pvt chat sweetie!
FL:Is that a yes or a no?
Me: It's a yes if you tip or take me pvt, a no if you don't, easy!
Fl: Your loss. Bye!

WTF? I think I can bear the weight of the terrible loss of not showing my tits for free for your broke ass!

Glasses
04-24-2012, 04:36 PM
Dude asked for BIG TOY. I showed my glass dildo which is long but not too thick and asked if it was big enaugh. Dude: if you take all of it. Here I was like WTF and couldn't stop myself from giving a mini lecture about the length of a woman's vagina. He left without a word. Wtf do they think? Have they never been with woman? Who the fuck has 10 inch deep vayjay?

Other idiot: What about jerking me off without private, just for free?

No God, no please no, nooo...
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luscious sadie
04-24-2012, 04:52 PM
Thou I notice when women meet confident men, who don't want them, the women attack them, so is it sometimes we create our own hell. I hate "douche-bags" but when put in environment where men do not respect them the girls will go away an either hang out with other strippers or around men they hate but can control. So there is also a "you create your heavens & hell" proverb I see to be true.

Dancers always try to control the social environment they are in an divert male attention to themselves even if it means becoming an ass. I took a few dancers to my flat to hang out an play N64 an some Chinese guy friends were in the other room. They did not like the dancers always trying to "peck" at them asking them what is considered rude questions to ask like "what do you make" an stuff. They said they feel they are being preyed upon an so they left an did their own thing. Then the girls started to make fun of them calling them small dick chink..............an I'm right there.

I want to dance but SOME dancers seem to treat men they can not use for something like shit, then get angry at them if they do not accept being treated like shit.

this has nothng to do with the fact that they are strippers and everything to do with the fact that they are bad people.

JoJoX
04-25-2012, 01:16 AM
how about this one: this happens a lot every time im missing for few months-

"hey jo- havent seen you in a long time, but then again i havent been online that much."

YEAH RIGHT BUDDY! is that why you have 34244 mfc points?? LOL- we all know youre here as much as a working cam girl!

JoJoX
04-25-2012, 01:50 AM
Not sure where to post this but thought it was funny. Hony over on adult faq posted it

How to get banned on MFC in less than 2 minutes.


http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xpub3w_how-to-get-banned-on-mfc-in-less-than-2-minutes_fun


why do i feel like this video is an imitation of me? LOL

Su Su
04-25-2012, 05:00 AM
Dickhead: If you come meet me, I'll pay for your ticket and give you $2000 just to stay the night with me. You don't even need to do anything, I'll pay you straight away.

(Yeah fucking right)

Caree
04-25-2012, 07:38 AM
kelly_uk: hey!
kelly_uk: ok for me to play?
physio21974: lets see u playing shame i cant call u]
physio21974: lets get naked lol
physio21974: nice boobs and body xx
kelly_uk: thank you xxxx
physio21974: do u have a number
physio21974: nice xx
kelly_uk: number?
physio21974: phone
kelly_uk: oooh i don't do phone sorry
kelly_uk: hate my accent
physio21974: lets see u fuck ur self
kelly_uk: posh and plummy
physio21974: thats a turn on
physio21974: do u squirt
kelly_uk: yeh but is inconsistant
kelly_uk: sometimes yes sometimes no xxxx
physio21974: please get very wet bb
physio21974: go for it xx
kelly_uk: u want me to cum?
physio21974: yes bb
physio21974: i so wana hear u
physio21974: pls let me phone u
kelly_uk: no ,y accent is plummy
physio21974: pls
physio21974: i dont care
kelly_uk: i do!!
physio21974: pls
physio21974: i wana hear u cum
physio21974: go for it bb]
physio21974: let me call u sexy
physio21974: please
kelly_uk: no sorry
physio21974: pls bb
physio21974: im soo horny now
kelly_uk: me too with this vibe on my clit
kelly_uk: on it's highest setting
physio21974: i want to hear u soooo much u can hear me wanking
kelly_uk: very strong!!
physio21974: tease
physio21974: lets call
physio21974: u call me if thats better for u
physio21974: i can see ur sooooo wet x
kelly_uk: it's not about my number, i went to a very posh school, grew up in very posh village, now go to very posh uni! i sound posh and i hate it!
kelly_uk: i am very wet babe
physio21974: i love it . its such a turn on for me
physio21974: i wana lick u
physio21974: please bb
kelly_uk: mmm lick my creamy pussy juice
kelly_uk: plenty for you
physio21974: yes if ican call now bb
kelly_uk: no sorry
physio21974: :(
kelly_uk: lots of girls on here do phone
physio21974: ill go then x
kelly_uk: ok xxxx
physio21974: but not as sexy as u
kelly_uk: take care
physio21974 leaves the room
Server Status : Private Has Finished ---------------
Server Status : Logged Off From Server Apr 25 2012 15:34:56

AAARGRGRGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I know it sucks I don't do sound but I live with housemates and one of them is uber conservative Christian who would try and get me kicked out if she ever found out what I got up to in here. I'm not posh sounding at all but for some reason the "if my housemate hears me she'll try and get me kicked out of Uni" excuse wasn't good enough so now I say it's cus I'm posh. ALSO, he KNEW I didn't do sound, hence one of the first things he said was " lets see u playing shame i cant call u", it is LITERALLY ALL OVER my profile that I don't do sound. Douche Canoe.


30103

PrincessLuna
04-25-2012, 07:57 AM
^ Sometimes telling them the truth can work better for you. Tell them you have roommates who don't like your profession and that trying to cum while being super quiet is kinky and a huge turn on for you.

pickled_alien
04-25-2012, 08:39 AM
I'm so stealing douche canoe.

pickled_alien
04-25-2012, 09:36 AM
Okay so this guy probably thought he was being helpful and it /is/ generically good advice. The "stupid shit" aspect of it was the presumption that I need his help and that I needed it /so badly/ that he sent it twice.

Texan7 writes:
"Welcome to MFC I am a long time premium member and want you to know you are welcome here.
Fast facts-If your purpose here is to make the most tips please read on.

1. MUTE the basics (mid sized font) and guests (smallest font), neither can tip you. If your just wanting company-understood.
2. Premiums (Darkest largest font) ONLY have to spend $20 one time to be and get to remain one without ever spending another dime.
3. SO-Many models require premiums (they have muted guests and basics and focus on the premiums) to tip at least 50 or 100 tokens to take PM's because some premiums will try to chat u to death or till he gets his IF you like to chitchat and PM a bunch while ignoring the premiums in your room the ones who would tip or take you private will simply leave.

4. This is your room, you are welcome to run it as you wish.
5. Be OK with your own boundaries and have fun.
6. Many Premiums are cool and will communicate, while other are too busy wanking.
7. Some models Skype either for tokens through MFC- but show done on Skype. Some also take PayPal but they can disallow funds if they find it is for this type of transaction so tokens are best.
8. In your topic line remind us dummies to rate and admire you, we can forget, as this is a sexy site and you know us ALSO have fun, if you're a fun person.
9. Ignore the haters and use your ban button as you wish.
10. I have seen models receive single tips in the thousands of tokens largest one was 8600.
11. Notice what kind of music you are playing (if any) and how loud-lighting and cam quality, all matter.
12. Every single model has self doubts about something-This might be a great place to move beyond that for you.
13. Remember these guys don't know you and if they are hateful in any way-it is about them, not you. And I promise you, you weren't the first they have been stupid with and will not the last-BAN them.
14. Many models get more comfortable as time goes on and others quickly walk away from it. Watch other models and learn from them or do it without any guidance.
15. Single Tips over 90 and all ratings add to your cam score-the higher it gets the more traffic you are likely to have.
16. DO NOT TRUST someone to give you tokens After you do something. Not likely to happen-If you like being screwed then trust guys who say they will tip you once you do something for them.
17.Have a question-ask me. Have fun and Be well! The cure for cancer exists watch Dying to Have Known on YouTube."

Also did you guys know that a cure for cancer exists???

anonymous camgirl
04-25-2012, 10:10 AM
don't you know honey that cam girls have super human powers and can do ANYTHING!!!..lol



Dude asked for BIG TOY. I showed my glass dildo which is long but not too thick and asked if it was big enaugh. Dude: if you take all of it. Here I was like WTF and couldn't stop myself from giving a mini lecture about the length of a woman's vagina. He left without a word. Wtf do they think? Have they never been with woman? Who the fuck has 10 inch deep vayjay?

Other idiot: What about jerking me off without private, just for free?

No God, no please no, nooo...
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MommieLongLegs
04-25-2012, 02:58 PM
Guy: Want to go pvt?
Would tht make you happy?
Me: yep lets go

Guy:smile for me then we go pvt

Me: just go if you want to take me
Him:thats why u broke sad bitch


EXCUSE ME?! *BLOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I'm sorry I'm not gonna fucking beg your ass to take me private

PrincessLavender
04-25-2012, 08:48 PM
Guy: Want to go pvt?
Would tht make you happy?
Me: yep lets go

Guy:smile for me then we go pvt

Me: just go if you want to take me
Him:thats why u broke sad bitch


EXCUSE ME?! *BLOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I'm sorry I'm not gonna fucking beg your ass to take me private

Ugh! I hate when they tell you to smile first.

PrincessLavender
04-25-2012, 08:50 PM
Okay so this guy probably thought he was being helpful and it /is/ generically good advice. The "stupid shit" aspect of it was the presumption that I need his help and that I needed it /so badly/ that he sent it twice.

Texan7 writes:
"Welcome to MFC I am a long time premium member and want you to know you are welcome here.
Fast facts-If your purpose here is to make the most tips please read on.

1. MUTE the basics (mid sized font) and guests (smallest font), neither can tip you. If your just wanting company-understood.
2. Premiums (Darkest largest font) ONLY have to spend $20 one time to be and get to remain one without ever spending another dime.
3. SO-Many models require premiums (they have muted guests and basics and focus on the premiums) to tip at least 50 or 100 tokens to take PM's because some premiums will try to chat u to death or till he gets his IF you like to chitchat and PM a bunch while ignoring the premiums in your room the ones who would tip or take you private will simply leave.

4. This is your room, you are welcome to run it as you wish.
5. Be OK with your own boundaries and have fun.
6. Many Premiums are cool and will communicate, while other are too busy wanking.
7. Some models Skype either for tokens through MFC- but show done on Skype. Some also take PayPal but they can disallow funds if they find it is for this type of transaction so tokens are best.
8. In your topic line remind us dummies to rate and admire you, we can forget, as this is a sexy site and you know us ALSO have fun, if you're a fun person.
9. Ignore the haters and use your ban button as you wish.
10. I have seen models receive single tips in the thousands of tokens largest one was 8600.
11. Notice what kind of music you are playing (if any) and how loud-lighting and cam quality, all matter.
12. Every single model has self doubts about something-This might be a great place to move beyond that for you.
13. Remember these guys don't know you and if they are hateful in any way-it is about them, not you. And I promise you, you weren't the first they have been stupid with and will not the last-BAN them.
14. Many models get more comfortable as time goes on and others quickly walk away from it. Watch other models and learn from them or do it without any guidance.
15. Single Tips over 90 and all ratings add to your cam score-the higher it gets the more traffic you are likely to have.
16. DO NOT TRUST someone to give you tokens After you do something. Not likely to happen-If you like being screwed then trust guys who say they will tip you once you do something for them.
17.Have a question-ask me. Have fun and Be well! The cure for cancer exists watch Dying to Have Known on YouTube."

Also did you guys know that a cure for cancer exists???

Wow. This kinda pisses me off.

MommieLongLegs
04-25-2012, 09:22 PM
Ugh! I hate when they tell you to smile first.

Yeah, I do not do anything they ask before going private. It feels like they're dangling the money in your face saying "cmon doggy, roll over and you'll get a treat!"

If they want me to smile so bad, they need to fucking spend.

HighHeelHottie
04-26-2012, 08:42 AM
I love how when guys have NO intentions on going private, they say "Hold on, let me set-up my webcam." What the fuck kind of setting up do you need to do with your webcam? Just grab the shit and plug it in.

TM1975
04-26-2012, 10:48 AM
I love how when guys have NO intentions on going private, they say "Hold on, let me set-up my webcam." What the fuck kind of setting up do you need to do with your webcam? Just grab the shit and plug it in.

hahaha I was doing a GS countdown yesterday and a guy was like 'BRB BB, I need to set my cam up for this!' :loco: :O Ok dude, go set your cam up for the gold show, where I can't even see you :rotfl:

LaceyCummings
04-26-2012, 11:16 AM
This is this dude's real screen name by the way.
First this guy asks me in free chat, while I am in premium

fatvergin35: do you escort?

Naturally, I don't answer because I am busy doing my job and making money DOING A SHOW
So then he joins the premium private and asks me there

fatvergin35: hi bb do u escort
me:this is a cam site... I am a cam model. I am not an escort. I do shows. Let's have some fun with my toys.
fatverrgin35: i see
fatvergin35: u no one
me: (briefly contemplating whether this is meant as a question or some kind of insult that I am a nobody because I don't escort?) Know one what?
fatvergin35: escort site
me: I don't know. I don't use escort sites. I'm not an escort. I'm a cam model.
fatvergin35 left the chat

Reminds me of what Mitch Hedberg had to say about people's stupid assumptions:

"As a comedian, I always get into situations where I'm auditioning for movies and sitcoms, you know? As a comedian, they want you to do other things besides comedy. They say 'Alright you're a comedian, can you write? Write us a script. Act in this sitcom.' They want me to do shit that's related to comedy, but it's not comedy, man. It's not fair, you know? It's as though if I was a cook, and I worked my ass off to become a really good cook, and they said 'Alright you're a cook... can you farm?' " -Mitch Hedberg

IsobelWren
04-26-2012, 11:18 AM
Guy: Want to go pvt?
Would tht make you happy?
Me: yep lets go

Guy:smile for me then we go pvt

Me: just go if you want to take me
Him:thats why u broke sad bitch


EXCUSE ME?! *BLOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I'm sorry I'm not gonna fucking beg your ass to take me private


The worst part w/me is that I can't help but smile. It's such a ludicrous request that I smile and laugh in spite of myself.

MommieLongLegs
04-26-2012, 11:26 AM
The worst part w/me is that I can't help but smile. It's such a ludicrous request that I smile and laugh in spite of myself.

I immediately find myself trying not to smile, let alone any other "pre private" request. It's my room, my rules. Trying to take control of me (unless you're in Exclusive) usually results in being blocked. I didn't become an entrepreneur to cater to mini bosses in my Free Chat.

Yes, I'm a bitch...funny because I wasn't this way when I started in October 2011...

PrincessLavender
04-26-2012, 02:24 PM
I immediately find myself trying not to smile, let alone any other "pre private" request. It's my room, my rules. Trying to take control of me (unless you're in Exclusive) usually results in being blocked. I didn't become an entrepreneur to cater to mini bosses in my Free Chat.

Yes, I'm a bitch...funny because I wasn't this way when I started in October 2011...

I'm the same way. Someone told me to lick my lips for him the other day. I deliberatly didn't do it. Even though I do it on cam unconsciously all the time I made sure I didn't do it till he left.

I also hate when someone asks for a flash and after I tell them for gold the say ok and sit there staring. If someone else tips for what they want I kick them first. You are not hanging out in my room waiting for free peeks.

IsobelWren
04-26-2012, 03:05 PM
@MLL @Princess I'm definitely that way when someone says something like, "I love your hair" or "I'm totally hard looking at your nails" I will deliberately stop fucking with my hair or hide my hands until they pay up or leave but for some reason the smiling thing is just so immediately, obviously stupid that I laugh. It's annoying.

CaseyyKay
04-26-2012, 03:24 PM
Okay so this guy probably thought he was being helpful and it /is/ generically good advice. The "stupid shit" aspect of it was the presumption that I need his help and that I needed it /so badly/ that he sent it twice.

Texan7 writes:
"Welcome to MFC I am a long time premium member and want you to know you are welcome here.
Fast facts-If your purpose here is to make the most tips please read on.

1. MUTE the basics (mid sized font) and guests (smallest font), neither can tip you. If your just wanting company-understood.
2. Premiums (Darkest largest font) ONLY have to spend $20 one time to be and get to remain one without ever spending another dime.
3. SO-Many models require premiums (they have muted guests and basics and focus on the premiums) to tip at least 50 or 100 tokens to take PM's because some premiums will try to chat u to death or till he gets his IF you like to chitchat and PM a bunch while ignoring the premiums in your room the ones who would tip or take you private will simply leave.

4. This is your room, you are welcome to run it as you wish.
5. Be OK with your own boundaries and have fun.
6. Many Premiums are cool and will communicate, while other are too busy wanking.
7. Some models Skype either for tokens through MFC- but show done on Skype. Some also take PayPal but they can disallow funds if they find it is for this type of transaction so tokens are best.
8. In your topic line remind us dummies to rate and admire you, we can forget, as this is a sexy site and you know us ALSO have fun, if you're a fun person.
9. Ignore the haters and use your ban button as you wish.
10. I have seen models receive single tips in the thousands of tokens largest one was 8600.
11. Notice what kind of music you are playing (if any) and how loud-lighting and cam quality, all matter.
12. Every single model has self doubts about something-This might be a great place to move beyond that for you.
13. Remember these guys don't know you and if they are hateful in any way-it is about them, not you. And I promise you, you weren't the first they have been stupid with and will not the last-BAN them.
14. Many models get more comfortable as time goes on and others quickly walk away from it. Watch other models and learn from them or do it without any guidance.
15. Single Tips over 90 and all ratings add to your cam score-the higher it gets the more traffic you are likely to have.
16. DO NOT TRUST someone to give you tokens After you do something. Not likely to happen-If you like being screwed then trust guys who say they will tip you once you do something for them.
17.Have a question-ask me. Have fun and Be well! The cure for cancer exists watch Dying to Have Known on YouTube."

Also did you guys know that a cure for cancer exists???

I got this message too! Then he acted like I owed him something. Everytime I have a new video he's like "Oh, wouldnt it be funny if you just gave it to me for free to review. heheh"

housewench
04-26-2012, 03:30 PM
When guys tell me they're setting up their cam for something that I'm OBVIOUSLY not going to view their cam for, I can't help but kick them. How do I know they're not going to use it to record me? :< Bastards, making me paranoid

justanothercamgirl
04-26-2012, 04:10 PM
lovesick custie: When was the last time you had sex?
lovesick custie: What do you look for in a guy?
lovesick custie: Would you have anal with a man you REALLY loved?
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Jinkies! If I found a man that I *really* and truly loved, right after he put that glass slipper on my foot --- of course I'd open my asshole up to him!

What the fuck is it with guys and anal? Why can they not wrap their mind around the fucking fact that some girls don't like it? Yes, I've tried it! Yes, I've tried it more than once to see what the fuss was about and YES I DON'T FUCKING LIKE IT, NOT EVEN IF YOU WERE THE GOD DAMN FUCKING KING OF THE WORLD AND SHIT UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS I STILL WOULDN'T LET YOU STICK IT UP MY ASS!!!

Frolic
04-26-2012, 04:28 PM
Not so much stupid as hilarious. Apparently my asshole smells like an ocean breeze.

HighHeelHottie
04-26-2012, 05:29 PM
I'm the same way. Someone told me to lick my lips for him the other day. I deliberatly didn't do it. Even though I do it on cam unconsciously all the time I made sure I didn't do it till he left.

I also hate when someone asks for a flash and after I tell them for gold the say ok and sit there staring. If someone else tips for what they want I kick them first. You are not hanging out in my room waiting for free peeks.

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who does that! I'd really hate when I was doing gold shows and I'd have a guy beg for my tits, and I'd tell him that they come out 1/2 way and he'd sit there. I always would kick them out once 1/2 way was reached, if they were still sitting in my room.

MommieLongLegs
04-26-2012, 08:02 PM
Lei624: how are you gonna get me in private?
Me: LOL
Lei624: I can go see another girl who is gonna tease the shit out of me and get my cock hard and throbbing and then I dont think twice about going pvt, or I could sit here and listen to you being bored and depressed and not showing anything.... hhhmmm tough call

BLOCK

Man, the entitled guys are coming back hard core tonight. Would it be cool if I reached through the screen and shot them all?

nemcis
04-27-2012, 03:07 AM
My troll today:

whats_up007: can u stand up
whats_up007: and show ur ass
whats_up007: ?
DutchMonica: Send me 5 TIPS hun or take me to private chat, I show you all.
whats_up007: just stand up sweetie
whats_up007: *
whats_up007: i think standing doesnot have cost
whats_up007: :P
DutchMonica: yes, after the tips
DutchMonica: honey the chat is free, anything else must be payed for, I guess you dont work without paycheck either ?
whats_up007: just standing sweetie
whats_up007: :S
whats_up007: i think u can do some stuff in free chat also
whats_up007: they allow u
DutchMonica: o yes, but i just dont

Caramel_BBW
04-27-2012, 06:12 AM
My troll today:

whats_up007: can u stand up
whats_up007: and show ur ass
whats_up007: ?
DutchMonica: Send me 5 TIPS hun or take me to private chat, I show you all.
whats_up007: just stand up sweetie
whats_up007: *
whats_up007: i think standing doesnot have cost
whats_up007: :P
DutchMonica: yes, after the tips
DutchMonica: honey the chat is free, anything else must be payed for, I guess you dont work without paycheck either ?
whats_up007: just standing sweetie
whats_up007: :S
whats_up007: i think u can do some stuff in free chat also
whats_up007: they allow u
DutchMonica: o yes, but i just dont

This is where I would have told him he was right and acted like I was standing up as I BLOCKED him..and then laughed hysterically lol

MommieLongLegs
04-27-2012, 03:12 PM
Guy on Messenger:

Him: Hi I found you on icandycams.com
Me: hi would you like a show?
Him: yup
Him: m here for that only now
Him: lol..
Me: do you have something you want in particular, or just want me to freestyle?
Him: can i see you.?
Me: Yes in the show
Me: We're all verified.
Him: oh ic
Him: m new at all this
Him: i want to do cyber sex
Me: how long of a show?
Him: 30 mins
Me: That's $100
Me: Pay then we can start
Him: invite me..
Him: i wanna see a preview..
Him: of ur cam.
Him: b4 i pay ..
Him: if u can..
Me: ?
Him: invite me for cam view..
Him: i wanna see u first...
Me: Pay or i will block you
Him: ok
Him: block

Aaaannnnndddd....Blocked

1. Telling me you're "new to this" isn't gonna make me go easier on you.
2. I work on a legit site that uses ccbill for secure payment (like you don't already know that).
3. I know you just want free cam time and won't actually pay for a show once I "prove" my identity.
4. You will be blocked for wasting my time.
5. If you have a problem with any of this, email customer service with your problems. For you "newbies" click "Contact Us" on the home page. Seriously, I want you to.

pickled_alien
04-27-2012, 05:18 PM
^^
Ugh, I had to deal with a "new" guy too. Freakin' ridiculous.

I've also had guys with premium accounts ask for me to accept pay pal.
General conversation:
Them: You're so pretty/hot/sexy
Me: Thanks! Y'know tips are appreciated too c;
Them: You accept paypal?
Me: It is against the TOS of PayPal to exchange funds for adult services. I will never accept PayPal.
Them: We can just say it's a gift!
Me: No. If you can use a credit/debit card on PayPal you can use one here.
Them: chirp chirp chirp, wind rustling, tumbleweeds pass through the PM.

Do they honestly think I'm /that/ stupid? You spend less than five minutes in my room you'll here me talkin' about anything from feminism to art history to Japanese horror comics. I'm not fucking stupid.

Rosemary Rabbit
04-27-2012, 07:53 PM
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MissSeraphim
04-27-2012, 09:43 PM
this was from a guy with tokens...

sssnake85: I believe that you've got the looks and the potential, and you need to be up there with the elite making lots of money.
Me: ..
sssnake85: i can be your personal talent manager who could help you rise above the ranks and reach the top.
Me: yea..no I'm all set thank you
sssnake85: suit yourself, but i dont want anything in return from you
sssnake85: cz i believe you can do much better than just 4 visitors! and you deserve a higher cam score.
Me: right..and how exactly would you be a talent manager?
sssnake85: with my expert advice and personalised suggestions, i can help you get to the top
sssnake85: i will just tell you what to do, what not to do, keep you away from scams and various other useful tips that'll help you increase your cam score and be featured with the top models.
Me: and of course you'd tip me high to raise the cam score
sssnake84: it would be cheating that way! i wont be tipping you, neither would i accept any funds from you for my services
Me: lol okay well 1. im not a "talent" show 2. I don't really need a guy telling me what to do and 3. I sure as hell am not doing what a guy says for free. Thanks have a lovely day
sssnake85: Well i guarantee results. If you wanna be at the top, get in touch with me. Else, good luck with the fierce competition! have a nice day
Me: If you can guarantee money in my pocket by tipping get in touch with me again


I logged off a few minutes later and he was STILL in my room lmao



THEN last night I got an email from MGF saying someone live chat requested then messaged me.
So after some fuddling with their stupid technical chat issues.. This guys starts asking tons of stupid questions.. Like what I have for pictures (I list things on my profile) >.> So I named off my most expensive things. He says, "Well I only have $80" so I told him that's enough and he goes, "for what?" >.> I told him it depends on what pictures...
He ends up buying all my photos for over $100. But ya know he only had 80.

bluexxxtasy
04-29-2012, 02:11 PM
30154

i dnt know maybe if the fucker even tried...smh chick fall for this in lobbies every fucking day img... i stopped streamin on sm n chewed him out lol every else in the lobby laughed.. my funny for the day..

FelixGirl
04-29-2012, 03:01 PM
This is hilarious! Some men have no shame!

Now this is just heard through the vine, but this one camgirl mentioned somewhere that she blocked Romania and the Philippines. She said after that she hardly ever gets "bb stick finger in" "bb show ass plz" type of guys.

LeaLovesyou
04-29-2012, 03:15 PM
I hope you made his sorry ass feel stupid..I know u did lol This was too funny