View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
princess_casual
10-20-2019, 07:27 AM
I just got this message in my inbox, verbatim.
Yup, same. Bongo cams or whatever it's called must not be doing too well if they're trying to recruit via Sm models.
NitaBaby
10-20-2019, 07:39 AM
Yup, same. Bongo cams or whatever it's called must not be doing too well if they're trying to recruit via Sm models.
My thoughts exactly. When i tried the link and saw bonga i almost laughed. Hope that site dies with fire
Esixxx
10-20-2019, 07:57 AM
Shady studios are now hitting up DM's on Streamate >:(.
feliana99 <79075104>
To:
Sent: 2019-10-19 21:42:50
Hello baby :)
I see that You didn't manage to get as much viewers in Your live cam as Your potential deserves.
Maybe You should try other webcam site?
I have already checked site camspetite.com and there's really huge crowd of horny guys wanted to tip a lot of money to girl like You.
Just think about it and give a try if You want to, nothing by force.
cheers :)
I got the same message, but I got "nice girl like You."
Reading it made me want to throw my coffee at my screen lol. Like mofo do you think I was born yesterday....please...
minibagel
10-20-2019, 01:34 PM
Ugh this creep. I get so many "innocent" comments. Why is the pic so big tho?
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Miss_ShaSha
10-21-2019, 07:32 AM
Him: I wanna pipe you.
Me: In a fair world you probably could.
Him: I'm a college freshman.
Me: What's your major?
Him: I'll let you eat your orange first.
Him: Then I'll spread your ass.
Me: You can't afford me.
He leaves.
Punk ass bitch's name is IAmVerySpecial.
Please hoe. Special ED!
Holly_xoxo
10-23-2019, 11:26 AM
I think it was last week or the week prior that I posted a message from a guy I blocked saying he wanted to make sperm for me.
Anyhoo, I just got this follow up message...
I took a viagra today and want to cum with you. It is Matt - we've seen each other lots. Please unblock
I had gone pvt before with him and surprise surprise...always a 2 min guy that doesn't even talk or type.
gbjenna
10-23-2019, 11:43 AM
I have one of those mandala tapestries on my bedroom wall. I think it looks pretty cool if I say so myself.
Cretin: Please tell me that's a studio and not your bedroom.
Me: Why?
Cretin: Cause I fucking hate that thing on the wall behind you.
Me: Cool
Cretin: Sorry haha not trying to be rude or upset you, I just wanted to be honest with you
Me: That's fine
Cretin: Well is it then or not?
Me: I can't believe you actually think I care.
Cretin: Well obviously it's not your bedroom then is it, because if it is you'd be really upset by now!
Me: Well it is my room and I really do not care! If you want me to take on board your opinion then please feel free to send me a substantial tip, cause until then it's irrelevant and I'm just not bothered.
**cue silence from the dickhead**
I swear these broke asses must think their opinions make up for their lack of money to spend or some shit. Maybe I've just been lucky but I've never experienced so many opinionated idiots in this job until I worked a token site!
gbjenna
10-23-2019, 11:44 AM
I have one of those mandala tapestries on my bedroom wall. I think it looks pretty cool if I say so myself.
Cretin who hasn't contribute a single cent: Please tell me that's a studio and not your bedroom.
Me: Why?
Cretin: Cause I fucking hate that thing on the wall behind you.
Me: Cool
Cretin: Sorry haha not trying to be rude or upset you, I just wanted to be honest with you
Me: That's fine
Cretin: Well is it then or not?
Me: I can't believe you actually think I care.
Cretin: Well obviously it's not your bedroom then is it, because if it is you'd be really upset by now!
Me: Well it is my room and I really do not care. If you want me to take on board your opinion then please feel free to send me a substantial tip, cause until then it's irrelevant and I'm just not bothered.
**cue silence from the dickhead**
I swear these broke asses must think their opinions make up for their lack of money to spend or some shit. Maybe I've just been lucky but I've never experienced so many overly opinionated idiots in this job until I worked a token site!
SoloDesire
10-23-2019, 03:17 PM
I just asked a guy on Streamate if he was looking for a show. He responded with "Is that question for me?" I replied yes and then I got "Fuck off stupid cunt."
http://giphygifs.s3.amazonaws.com/media/i91QwAQtvWqNW/giphy.gif
Marina Starr
10-23-2019, 04:20 PM
I had a guy came in my room and gave me the middle finger emoji. I silently blocked. When you're fabulous, it tends to trigger low life losers.
I just asked a guy on Streamate if he was looking for a show. He responded with "Is that question for me?" I replied yes and then I got "Fuck off stupid cunt."
http://giphygifs.s3.amazonaws.com/media/i91QwAQtvWqNW/giphy.gif
princess_casual
10-24-2019, 08:00 AM
I have one of those mandala tapestries on my bedroom wall. I think it looks pretty cool if I say so myself.
Cretin: Please tell me that's a studio and not your bedroom.
Me: Why?
Cretin: Cause I fucking hate that thing on the wall behind you.
Me: Cool
Cretin: Sorry haha not trying to be rude or upset you, I just wanted to be honest with you
Me: That's fine
Cretin: Well is it then or not?
Me: I can't believe you actually think I care.
Cretin: Well obviously it's not your bedroom then is it, because if it is you'd be really upset by now!
Me: Well it is my room and I really do not care! If you want me to take on board your opinion then please feel free to send me a substantial tip, cause until then it's irrelevant and I'm just not bothered.
**cue silence from the dickhead**
I swear these broke asses must think their opinions make up for their lack of money to spend or some shit. Maybe I've just been lucky but I've never experienced so many opinionated idiots in this job until I worked a token site!
It's not surprising. You're putting yourself out there and they're hiding behind a screen, able to see your immediate reaction to their troll attempts. This guy was clearly a troll, hence his weird insistance that he "upset you." Which is idiotic, obviously you decorated your room the way YOU like... why the fuck would some randos opinion matter?
NitaBaby
10-24-2019, 08:05 AM
dude asked for a dick rating and came in with the fattest little tic tac I've ever seen. I even said it, "at least it's thick i guess..".
60 seconds later he had stroked it into this humongous thing that touched his belly button. I even apologized for giving him a three in the beginning. tf dude. i hate when growers ask for dick ratings because when i'm surprised, it shows. and i look like i was slapped in the back of the head when i'm surprised.
AlexiaJacobs
10-24-2019, 08:50 AM
dude asked for a dick rating and came in with the fattest little tic tac I've ever seen. I even said it, "at least it's thick i guess..".
60 seconds later he had stroked it into this humongous thing that touched his belly button. I even apologized for giving him a three in the beginning. tf dude. i hate when growers ask for dick ratings because when i'm surprised, it shows. and i look like i was slapped in the back of the head when i'm surprised.
I literally started cackling in the middle of my stream at "fattest little tic tac"
ahahahahaha I love it
SuperPookie
10-24-2019, 11:51 AM
"if you give me your real number your pussy will cum" I'm pretty sure pussies don't work like that :D.
Esixxx
10-24-2019, 05:35 PM
Guys like this think they are cute.
Ladovotey: H
How r u
Whr u from
Nice haircuts
Me as well
Do U like boys r girls
Cuz u look like man
Yes
Girls
Logical thinking: If I look like a dude why did he come to my room?
WendiStarr
10-24-2019, 06:18 PM
I swear I am so annoyed with how many times I get asked, "are you lactating?" or ask me to squeeze some milk out for them. Why do men assume that just because I'm pregnant I must be lactating? My milk didn't come in with my first kid until 2-3 days after she was born. I still have 3 months until this current baby is born. I'm assuming that it won't come in until after the baby is born. I wish men would shut the fuck up about lactation and breast milk!
AlexiaJacobs
10-25-2019, 03:01 AM
Customer: *asking never ending questions*
Me Getting Annoyed: "Can I help you with anything today?"
Customer: "I dunno, prob not. You don't seem very friendly"
*Blocked*
Nope, I'm not.
crazylilly
10-25-2019, 03:06 AM
^^^^ Hahaha!
Ms_Kristen
10-25-2019, 05:10 AM
I swear I am so annoyed with how many times I get asked, "are you lactating?" or ask me to squeeze some milk out for them. Why do men assume that just because I'm pregnant I must be lactating? My milk didn't come in with my first kid until 2-3 days after she was born. I still have 3 months until this current baby is born. I'm assuming that it won't come in until after the baby is born. I wish men would shut the fuck up about lactation and breast milk!
Well I had a guy tell me that if I dont ”have milk” all the time, then my ”pipes are broken” or something, and I clearly dont know how the ”female” body works, because I should be able to squeeze some milk out of there at all time. And so many other guys ask me about this too. I am not pregnant, but that does not seem to matter to them. LOL
ggminx
10-25-2019, 05:50 AM
I had one send me a massive list of herbal supplements I can take and a massage routine to do multiple times per day to start lactating...
like, seriously?
Well I had a guy tell me that if I dont ”have milk” all the time, then my ”pipes are broken” or something, and I clearly dont know how the ”female” body works, because I should be able to squeeze some milk out of there at all time. And so many other guys ask me about this too. I am not pregnant, but that does not seem to matter to them. LOL
Miss_ShaSha
10-25-2019, 08:21 AM
Guys like this think they are cute.
Ladovotey: H
How r u
Whr u from
Nice haircuts
Me as well
Do U like boys r girls
Cuz u look like man
Yes
Girls
Logical thinking: If I look like a dude why did he come to my room?
Right. RIGHT!
princess_casual
10-25-2019, 08:47 AM
Incel: Hey slut
Incel: I wanna fuck you
Incel: Hey talk bitch
Incel: Wanna see your boobs and ass
Me: :-)
AlexiaJacobs
10-25-2019, 11:38 AM
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Aaand this is where I log off for the day.
CatBBW
10-25-2019, 05:18 PM
Lactator fetishishists piss me off! I haven't lactated in 30 years, yet these guys are apparantly SOOO much more experienced and knowledgeable about my own body than I am!
CatBBW
10-25-2019, 05:24 PM
..... (double posted)
Miss_ShaSha
10-26-2019, 05:10 AM
When the wannabes waste my breath...
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NitaBaby
10-26-2019, 05:25 AM
^he needs to just change his name to "pig".
ggminx
10-26-2019, 05:32 AM
more like pennypig
When the wannabes waste my breath...
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MissAdriana
10-27-2019, 10:02 AM
I swear I am so annoyed with how many times I get asked, "are you lactating?" or ask me to squeeze some milk out for them. Why do men assume that just because I'm pregnant I must be lactating? My milk didn't come in with my first kid until 2-3 days after she was born. I still have 3 months until this current baby is born. I'm assuming that it won't come in until after the baby is born. I wish men would shut the fuck up about lactation and breast milk!
Damn too bad there isn't like some kind of fake lactating device lol with like tubes around the nipples and you could just pump it out endlessly, Im imagining something similar to a squirting dildo, that would be such an easy show lol
princess_casual
10-27-2019, 05:48 PM
Some of these guys are so damn uptight about their measly gold tips. Today some dude tipped 5$ off my gold menu to see my ass, but I was interacting with a bunch of people and somehow missed it. Then I see this:
Loser: You: 5$= show ass
Loser: You 5$= show ass
then sent it 3-4 more times
mind you, he wasn't interacting at all so I was like wtf is this, then I clicked on his name and saw he had tipped to see my ass. I told him I didn't see it, to chill out and that all he had to do was ask nicely. He launched into this whooole tirade of how *EYE* lack manners because he paid and I ignored it, that he used the gold menu so he doesn't need to ask or say please, etc. I just laughed and was like woah buddy it's just a booty flash for 5 bucks. He left, I nearly forgot about it and like 5-10 mins later he reappeared with "You have an awful personality and awful attitude." I got taken exclusive before I could react.
I honestly find it sad how entitled and uptight these dudes are about this stuff. Its not like I scammed him or made false promises, I just didn't react immediately like a coin operated sex doll. I dared to ask to be treated like a human being.
Girly_Girl
10-28-2019, 10:05 AM
Tonguefreak: ok i have an odd request...in exclu will you be my.step mom who catches me crossdressing in dirty, cumsoaked fishnets while asphyxiating myself. you find me and start freaking out asking what im doing/why im wearing nasty fishnets. then you notice im slowly asphyxiating and panic avout that while i struggle and leak milk out of my pathetic limp dick. the whole.time ur freakin out and acting disgusted and shocked.
AlexiaJacobs
10-28-2019, 03:52 PM
This happened earlier today.
Dink: Hey, Nate here from Colorado. Also fellow cam model *wink wink*
Me: Nice...
Why do they think telling us they "also cam" will cause some sort of instant rapport? All it does is piss me off lol
NitaBaby
10-28-2019, 04:00 PM
Tonguefreak: ok i have an odd request...in exclu will you be my.step mom who catches me crossdressing in dirty, cumsoaked fishnets while asphyxiating myself. you find me and start freaking out asking what im doing/why im wearing nasty fishnets. then you notice im slowly asphyxiating and panic avout that while i struggle and leak milk out of my pathetic limp dick. the whole.time ur freakin out and acting disgusted and shocked.
after all of that:
".......No."
NitaBaby
10-28-2019, 04:12 PM
Just now...
SwaggiestWhiteBoyAlive: I lost my virginity this weekend and I realized sex is hugely overrated
Me: You were fucking some spoiled pussy then. Find a better brand next time.
He didn't like that.
AlexiaJacobs
10-28-2019, 04:20 PM
^I woulda been like "Maybe you just like boys?"
NitaBaby
10-28-2019, 04:23 PM
^I was working up to it, I swear to god
AlexiaJacobs
10-28-2019, 04:24 PM
^Hahahaha...great minds...great minds
NitaBaby
10-28-2019, 04:46 PM
"motivate me" was the response when i said I don't do free armpit flashes, tip for what you want.
i already told him to motivate these nuts but how tf was I supposed to do an armpit tease anyway lol. What, cover all but one hair follicle? gtfoh
AlexiaJacobs
10-28-2019, 04:53 PM
^Im fuckin dying lol
princess_casual
10-29-2019, 07:15 AM
Tonguefreak: ok i have an odd request...in exclu will you be my.step mom who catches me crossdressing in dirty, cumsoaked fishnets while asphyxiating myself. you find me and start freaking out asking what im doing/why im wearing nasty fishnets. then you notice im slowly asphyxiating and panic avout that while i struggle and leak milk out of my pathetic limp dick. the whole.time ur freakin out and acting disgusted and shocked.
Lol sounds like Dennis Rader
minibagel
10-29-2019, 09:17 AM
This buffoon had joined in on a private that someone else initiated. The gentleman who initiated the private literally just wanted me to sit there and watch him.
Later in free chat:
Curious buffoon: What brings you online if you don’t get naked hahahahaa just curious
(thinking in my head): $$$$$$$ you ding dong
My actual response: There are two main types of customers: vanilla and fetish. Not all guys like explicit shows or full nudity, trust me.
*curious buffoon leaves*
princess_casual
10-30-2019, 09:58 AM
RaySoMade: Like idk if ur the type of female to do what I want u to do like for example DP using two dildos
Me: You call women "females?"
RaySoMade: Yes
Me: that's so cringe.
RaySoMade: Not all females are women
Me: You're trash and I don't even want your money. You can leave or be blocked.
Blocked anyway. Absolutely under no circumstances will I everrrrr be desperate enough for $$ to do a show for someone who has such a blatant, articulated disrespect for women. GROSS.
Marina Starr
10-30-2019, 10:03 AM
What the fuck does that supposed to mean???
RaySoMade: Like idk if ur the type of female to do what I want u to do like for example DP using two dildos
Me: You call women "females?"
RaySoMade: Yes
Me: that's so cringe.
RaySoMade: Not all females are women
Me: You're trash and I don't even want your money. You can leave or be blocked.
Blocked anyway. Absolutely under no circumstances will I everrrrr be desperate enough for $$ to do a show for someone who has such a blatant, articulated disrespect for women. GROSS.
princess_casual
10-30-2019, 11:38 AM
What the fuck does that supposed to mean???
"Female" refers to the female sex, "women" specifically refers to female HUMANS. So basically he's saying not all women deserve the status of personhood. Fucking garbage.
Got another fun one today:
YaJeremy: You’re such a sexy little whore 🤠😛
Me: Yep you know it, how can I help you?
YaJeremy: By you shutting the duck up and cumming right now
Me: *laughing* No ducks here, and cumming doesn't work that way. But you can join me in exclusive if you'd like a cum show.
(I know he's trying to get a rise out of me, but I'm honestly enjoying seeing him try so hard)
YaJeremy: You’re a stupid little pale whore
Me: All those things are true, except the stupid part. *laughs* What else you got?
YaJeremy: Our lose a few brain cells from finally getting fucked right
Me: *cracking up* What does that even mean? Definitely losing some brain cells from talking to you that's for sure.
*he leaves*
THANK YOU, NEXT. }:D
AlexiaJacobs
10-30-2019, 11:45 AM
^This made my day. I love putting idiots in their place. You go girl haha
AlexiaJacobs
10-30-2019, 12:02 PM
I had a self proclaimed "Sugar Daddy" grace me with his presence earlier. We chatted for a bit and as he is going on about how he just LOVES to spoil women and that he was currently in the market for a sugar baby, I ask him what he did for a living. And of course, I should have known - real estate. As well as some "online business" - as if you can't get anymore vague than that lol.
So I tell this 29 year old "Sugar Daddy", that considering I'm a bit older at the ripe old age of 34, I'm a bit of a skeptic and he says he totally understands and "not to worry". Then silence.
After a moment, I go, "So what's your next move?"
Pretend Sugar Daddy: "Well I was going to ask you for your number so we can get to know each other hahahaha but I would never actually ask. I don't want to intrude." (What the fuck that even means?)
What I said next was only because I knew for certain I was in fact dealing with a fucktard and I was bored so yea.
Me: I tell you what, if you can prove to me that you are in fact a Sugar Daddy, send me 500 Gold and you got my number.
*Silence*
*More Silence*
*Me laughing my ass off as I go to click the Break Button*
*Pretend Sugar Daddy leaves*
minibagel
10-30-2019, 10:18 PM
(this guy kept trying to waste my time in free chat and eventually slid into my dms)
Message #1: Hi
Message #2: Is something wrong?
Message #4 : Don’t worry I’m not here for a show.
Message #5: I just thought u looked rly pretty and I wanna talk to u if that is ok with you?
Diamond Dust
10-30-2019, 11:30 PM
I had a self proclaimed "Sugar Daddy" grace me with his presence earlier. We chatted for a bit and as he is going on about how he just LOVES to spoil women and that he was currently in the market for a sugar baby, I ask him what he did for a living. And of course, I should have known - real estate. As well as some "online business" - as if you can't get anymore vague than that lol.
So I tell this 29 year old "Sugar Daddy", that considering I'm a bit older at the ripe old age of 34, I'm a bit of a skeptic and he says he totally understands and "not to worry". Then silence.
After a moment, I go, "So what's your next move?"
Pretend Sugar Daddy: "Well I was going to ask you for your number so we can get to know each other hahahaha but I would never actually ask. I don't want to intrude." (What the fuck that even means?)
What I said next was only because I knew for certain I was in fact dealing with a fucktard and I was bored so yea.
Me: I tell you what, if you can prove to me that you are in fact a Sugar Daddy, send me 500 Gold and you got my number.
*Silence*
*More Silence*
*Me laughing my ass off as I go to click the Break Button*
*Pretend Sugar Daddy leaves*
LOL I think I might have had this guy in my room too. He didn't tell me what he did for a living though. Did he say he lived in Minneapolis and was married, but his wife is visiting family and he's going to cheat on her for the first time?
I kind of did the same thing you did though because it's fun to troll these types, so I humored him and halfway pretended I was interested just to see how far his delusional ass would take things. I was like "You just met me, how do you know I'm not a serial killer?"
"You seem way too nice and cool to be a serial killer."
Gee thanks, but I was actually trying to say in a roundabout way, "how do I know YOU'RE not a serial killer? Because it's totally normal to just randomly pop into someone's chat room who you haven't spent a dime on, has never even seen you before, knows absolutely nothing about you, and ask her to hop on a plane to go meet up with you. Totally reasonable expectations there." No wonder his wife left the country lol.
Diamond Dust
10-30-2019, 11:34 PM
(this guy kept trying to waste my time in free chat and eventually slid into my dms)
Message #1: Hi
Message #2: Is something wrong?
Message #4 : Don’t worry I’m not here for a show.
Message #5: I just thought u looked rly pretty and I wanna talk to u if that is ok with you?
LOL @ "Don't worry." Oh phew, I was so worried you were going to do a show with me, the reason I'm on this site in the first place. I'm so glad that you're Not Like All The Other Guys around here who, you know, actually spend money on me. What a fucking relief.
AlexiaJacobs
10-31-2019, 05:08 AM
LOL I think I might have had this guy in my room too. He didn't tell me what he did for a living though. Did he say he lived in Minneapolis and was married, but his wife is visiting family and he's going to cheat on her for the first time?
I kind of did the same thing you did though because it's fun to troll these types, so I humored him and halfway pretended I was interested just to see how far his delusional ass would take things. I was like "You just met me, how do you know I'm not a serial killer?"
"You seem way too nice and cool to be a serial killer."
Gee thanks, but I was actually trying to say in a roundabout way, "how do I know YOU'RE not a serial killer? Because it's totally normal to just randomly pop into someone's chat room who you haven't spent a dime on, has never even seen you before, knows absolutely nothing about you, and ask her to hop on a plane to go meet up with you. Totally reasonable expectations there." No wonder his wife left the country lol.
If I remember correctly his screen name was Pat77. He told me he was from NY. But I'm sure a lot of these guys change up their story from model to model lol