View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
NitaBaby
10-31-2019, 06:13 AM
LOL @ "Don't worry." Oh phew, I was so worried you were going to do a show with me, the reason I'm on this site in the first place. I'm so glad that you're Not Like All The Other Guys around here who, you know, actually spend money on me. What a fucking relief.
Exactly what I was thinking. "Thank God I'm not going to make any money from you. Like, you had me going for a minute there. But now that I know all you want is my number - for free? *wipes brow* OF COURSE we can get to know each other!"
WendiStarr
10-31-2019, 06:31 AM
An idiot who felt the need to comment on my belly and tell me that I'm a bad role model for my future baby and should just get an abortion. He left my room before I could ban him and came back to say more stupid things and copied and pasted a bunch of poop emojis. He reminded me of an immature 10 year old with that garbage and I was finally able to block the idiot.
AlexiaJacobs
10-31-2019, 11:35 AM
"Have you ever been on crutches?"
The things these guys find sexually stimulating is beyond me.
minibagel
10-31-2019, 05:29 PM
(this guy kept trying to waste my time in free chat and eventually slid into my dms)
Message #1: Hi
Message #2: Is something wrong?
Message #4 : Don’t worry I’m not here for a show.
Message #5: I just thought u looked rly pretty and I wanna talk to u if that is ok with you?
hahah I can't count
~Carmen~
10-31-2019, 08:06 PM
"Have you ever been on crutches?"
The things these guys find sexually stimulating is beyond me.
This guy has been around for literally YEARS. I blocked him a long time ago. It's pretty pathetic that he's still harassing models.
NitaBaby
11-01-2019, 06:23 AM
hahah I can't count
I didn't even notice until you said that lmao
XSelinex
11-01-2019, 07:50 AM
I like you too
maybe something beyond this site can come out . i am single 1.85 M . I have chemical company in USA and can take care of one beautiful woman than will be with me .
any thoughts ?
Miss_ShaSha
11-01-2019, 08:02 AM
hahah I can't count
:D
I didn't even notice until you said that lmao
Hahahaaa same. Same. Didn't even notice it the first time. Laughed hard when you mentioned it Mini :)
Esixxx
11-01-2019, 12:52 PM
Dicktoobigforher1: Good n you ?
Where you from ?
& just chilling & thats wassup , I’m from pa
You don’t look like you see big dick often , I can change that
I have proof
C2c , Imma cum so much in front of you
Me: You can show me in exclusive.
Dicktoobigforher1 has logged off (reason: user left)
AlexiaJacobs
11-01-2019, 01:49 PM
This guy has been around for literally YEARS. I blocked him a long time ago. It's pretty pathetic that he's still harassing models.
Yea he's been in my room twice now. Ima catch him next go around lol
WendiStarr
11-01-2019, 06:33 PM
high or dumb cam dude: ill give u 5000 tokens to give birth now. im not into bullshit. 5000 tokens can u do it right now on cam? im tryin to make sense outta this how did you get pregnant? if you sue Trump for rape im not coming back here
^ Wth? I had to laugh at that last sentence. What drug is this dude on?
AlexiaJacobs
11-02-2019, 10:31 AM
I just took an Exclusive where he wanted me to use a curling iron. No biggie to me I guess. So we get into the show and he drops this bomb:
Ok, so can you use a knife?
Um, no sir, I will not. I was nice to him about it because he was super respectful to me in free chat and I appreciated that at least.
I feel like I've read about one of you ladies having a similar encounter before lol The things they want us to do, like a curling iron wasn't weird enough?! haha
AlexiaJacobs
11-02-2019, 02:17 PM
Customer: I love that you can't sit still. It's like our energy is just matching up, I'm squirming in my chair too.
Me: Oh. I have ADHD...
NitaBaby
11-02-2019, 02:19 PM
Customer: I love that you can't sit still. It's like our energy is just matching up, I'm squirming in my chair too.
Me: Oh. I have ADHD...
towards customer: "and it sounds like you have diarrhea"
AlexiaJacobs
11-02-2019, 02:26 PM
^ahahaha
Ginnyyy
11-02-2019, 03:06 PM
RaySoMade: Like idk if ur the type of female to do what I want u to do like for example DP using two dildos
Me: You call women "females?"
RaySoMade: Yes
Me: that's so cringe.
RaySoMade: Not all females are women
Me: You're trash and I don't even want your money. You can leave or be blocked.
Blocked anyway. Absolutely under no circumstances will I everrrrr be desperate enough for $$ to do a show for someone who has such a blatant, articulated disrespect for women. GROSS.
Some very lewd explanation for "not all females are women" might be that some girls literally transition to being a man (or want to) or the new thing nowadays, that not all girls identify as women anymore and some are gender fluid, gender neutral ya-da, ya-da :))))
However, pretty sure he said it to try to dehumanize girls in general, incel style. I d have banned him too. LOL, look at him...not a women but then he wants two dildos in those "womenly"holes.
Ginnyyy
11-02-2019, 03:46 PM
I just took an Exclusive where he wanted me to use a curling iron. No biggie to me I guess. So we get into the show and he drops this bomb:
Ok, so can you use a knife?
Um, no sir, I will not. I was nice to him about it because he was super respectful to me in free chat and I appreciated that at least.
I feel like I've read about one of you ladies having a similar encounter before lol The things they want us to do, like a curling iron wasn't weird enough?! haha
LOL @the pussy knife. When I was new I had a guy who for each show, he wanted the same "unique" thing, don t know how to call it. To have a knife in my hand, pretend I m suffering so much for him and then pretend to stab or cut my throat- I don t remember, talk to him as I m dying and then just play dead for a little- everything needed to be theatrical. I even forgot about this.
AlexiaJacobs
11-02-2019, 03:56 PM
^I legit just had a really dramatic camgirl scene play out in my head as I read that lol. That's hilarious. Guys are so weird.
princess_casual
11-03-2019, 09:11 AM
I just took an Exclusive where he wanted me to use a curling iron. No biggie to me I guess. So we get into the show and he drops this bomb:
Ok, so can you use a knife?
Um, no sir, I will not. I was nice to him about it because he was super respectful to me in free chat and I appreciated that at least.
I feel like I've read about one of you ladies having a similar encounter before lol The things they want us to do, like a curling iron wasn't weird enough?! haha
IMO I think guys who want you to insert objects other than dildos inside of your pussy are twisted. I've been asked about fisting, flower vase.. to each their own but that's a hard no from me.
Ginnyyy
11-03-2019, 12:06 PM
Ohhh yeah, fisting, remote controls, toothbrush but with the bristles part, panties, stockings, even big clothes items insertions, knife, two dildos, bottle, banana, whipped cream, the handle bars of the fitness equipment- those are some of the oddly impossible insertion requests I ve got along the years as well.
Cutie101
11-03-2019, 12:19 PM
Idiot: You have woman period my love?
ME: Does also man period exist, idiot?
Idiot: No
*leaves*
Woman period... pfff... :irked::irked:
To those with period fetishes I'd do one thing: I'd give them used pads to smell. That morning pad, that you change after an entire night. }:D8)
AlexiaJacobs
11-03-2019, 03:28 PM
IMO I think guys who want you to insert objects other than dildos inside of your pussy are twisted. I've been asked about fisting, flower vase.. to each their own but that's a hard no from me.
Yea there are some things I'm just not willing to do. I had a guy once want me to put lotion in my mouth and then let it drip onto my tits. Um, I'm not eating lotion..
AlexiaJacobs
11-04-2019, 06:42 PM
Timewaster: Hey there
Me: Hi
Timewaster: How are you
Me: Good and you
Timewaster: Im great.......
.....Timewaster: So....what are you up to?
Banned.
I'm fucking working.
Marina Starr
11-05-2019, 12:01 PM
This is fucking hilarious, LOL. Block away!
Timewaster: Hey there
Me: Hi
Timewaster: How are you
Me: Good and you
Timewaster: Im great.......
.....Timewaster: So....what are you up to?
Banned.
I'm fucking working.
izshadow
11-05-2019, 12:14 PM
Got a phone sex call..... Are those photos really you?
I dont know asshole. What does my profile say? It clearly says I also do cam and you can very easily click on my name to see my cam profiles. So obviously they are.
I also hate the guys that ask if you do this full time and then hang up when you say yes. I assume that means they know they cant get one over on someone experienced.
~Carmen~
11-05-2019, 01:39 PM
Timewaster: Hey there
Me: Hi
Timewaster: How are you
Me: Good and you
Timewaster: Im great.......
.....Timewaster: So....what are you up to?
Banned.
I'm fucking working.
Wtg!!! Zero tolerance idiot policy.
gbjenna
11-05-2019, 01:50 PM
Got a phone sex call..... Are those photos really you?
I dont know asshole. What does my profile say? It clearly says I also do cam and you can very easily click on my name to see my cam profiles. So obviously they are.
I also hate the guys that ask if you do this full time and then hang up when you say yes. I assume that means they know they cant get one over on someone experienced.
I think it’s really rude when they ask that right off the bat when you’ve barely interacted with them. It’s none of their damn business.
I have a couple of regulars who like to chat a bit during shows so if one of them asked me in general conversation I wouldn’t mind actually. But that’s it though.
AlexiaJacobs
11-05-2019, 01:57 PM
Wtg!!! Zero tolerance idiot policy.
There are key words and phrases that get immediate bans from me.
"What are you up to?" is high up on the list.
They might as well say, "Hi, I have no plans to spend money on you, but I do plan to take up all your time."
Holly_xoxo
11-05-2019, 03:20 PM
There are key words and phrases that get immediate bans from me.
"What are you up to?" is high up on the list.
They might as well say, "Hi, I have no plans to spend money on you, but I do plan to take up all your time."
The key words for me are "I'm just browsing" and "been busy today?" that one really bugs me. I have no idea why they ask it but it aggravates me the most.
Oh and also the ones that have a user name but they say in free chat "I'm Bob btw" If they want to be called by their first name then use that as the user name FFS
AlexiaJacobs
11-05-2019, 03:38 PM
The key words for me are "I'm just browsing" and "been busy today?" that one really bugs me. I have no idea why they ask it but it aggravates me the most.
Oh and also the ones that have a user name but they say in free chat "I'm Bob btw" If they want to be called by their first name then use that as the user name FFS
Yup. Also, "Where you from?" gets under my skin. Once I've gotten my fill of that question for the day I start ignoring them but I usually just say USA. If they start to get pushy by saying "Yea but what state?" I ban their ass. It just irritates me that they think they are privileged enough to have this info. If I wanted you to know I wouldn't have said "USA". They literally don't know how to read between the lines.
That being said, I know that some of these guys truly just don't know what to say and are just awkward talking to women but this is a pay to play site and not for dating or long ass walks on the beach. I'm here to get you off and get you out.
Holly_xoxo
11-05-2019, 03:41 PM
Yup. Also, "Where you from?" gets under my skin. Once I've gotten my fill of that question for the day I start ignoring them but I usually just say USA. If they start to get pushy by saying "Yea but what state?" I ban their ass. It just irritates me that they think they are privileged enough to have this info. If I wanted you to know I wouldn't have said "USA". They literally don't know how to read between the lines.
That being said, I know that some of these guys truly just don't know what to say and are just awkward talking to women but this is a pay to play site and not for dating or long ass walks on the beach. I'm here to get you off and get you out.
When someone asks what part of Canada I'm from, I just smile and say "the best part" they almost always leave because they have enough brain cells to know that answer means I ain't saying Lol
~Carmen~
11-05-2019, 06:55 PM
"I love older pussy"
I'm glad I didn't block him right away because he had more to say.
"Never gets attention"
"Prolly just tight"
WendiStarr
11-05-2019, 07:49 PM
"can u send me a custom vid tonight? I don't get paid until thursday but I'll tip u 200 tokens on thursday for it I promise"
-_- Oh, sure because all cam custies send tokens after receiving a free clip or free anything. Right and I'm the Virgin Mary. Just like the annoying "flash me tits bb and I'll take you private after". I can't stand freeloading beggars.
princess_casual
11-06-2019, 08:41 AM
Yea there are some things I'm just not willing to do. I had a guy once want me to put lotion in my mouth and then let it drip onto my tits. Um, I'm not eating lotion..
Haha ask him to do it first on cam to demonstrate... if he does first I'll consider trying it.
Notice I said "consider."
princess_casual
11-06-2019, 08:45 AM
Yup. Also, "Where you from?" gets under my skin. Once I've gotten my fill of that question for the day I start ignoring them but I usually just say USA. If they start to get pushy by saying "Yea but what state?" I ban their ass. It just irritates me that they think they are privileged enough to have this info. If I wanted you to know I wouldn't have said "USA". They literally don't know how to read between the lines.
That being said, I know that some of these guys truly just don't know what to say and are just awkward talking to women but this is a pay to play site and not for dating or long ass walks on the beach. I'm here to get you off and get you out.
"Where are you from?" is my trigger lmao
I'm a foreigner where I live so I get it ALL THE FUCKING TIME on cam and off and every time I wanna just punch the person.
AlexiaJacobs
11-06-2019, 09:21 AM
Fucktards are out in full force today.
Me: Hi hru
Fucktard: Good. Lots of action today?
Me: Little slow atm
Fucktard: Mmmmm I love ass to mouth.
I dunno if I can do this shit today.
izshadow
11-06-2019, 10:40 PM
whoadee:Are you on your period today baby
I hope he felt that eyeroll
Ms_Kristen
11-07-2019, 09:37 AM
I m trying to think about the lines that piss me off, but I just realised that pretty much everything they say to me annoys me. Not a good sign. I dont even show my face on cam that much, because then they could see how much I fucking hate talking to them. Too much negative energy, and not much I could do about it. I started hating this job, but any other ”normal” job I could get here will pay shit, so I guess I m trapped.
Mal707
11-07-2019, 11:49 PM
Sailchamp: 4.99 Are you kidding
ggminx
11-08-2019, 05:41 PM
on skype:
potential custie:
Hi sexy
Have u ever been on livejasmin?
me:
no. interested in booking a show today?
getting ready to be blocked guy:
Sure
It’s like a restaurant?
me:
what?
blocked guy:
I have to book?
Procrasturbator
11-09-2019, 11:07 PM
Him: I have $13 and im looking for atleast 10 minutes
Me: Sorry, I'm $3.49 per min so you'll need to add funds
Him:
oh shoot
I thought youd be 1.5/minute
damn I don't like anybody else
and my card isn't working right now
cant add funds
Me:
Lmk if you find a way to top up, I'd love to play
Him:
but ive sure added a boner
:/
few times the boner make you sad
ggminx
11-10-2019, 01:55 AM
I've had that guy before. Idiot. He thinks we will feel sorry for his broke hard cock
I'm $5/min. He told me he had $10. I told him to find someone in his price range and blocked him
Him: I have $13 and im looking for atleast 10 minutes
Me: Sorry, I'm $3.49 per min so you'll need to add funds
Him:
oh shoot
I thought youd be 1.5/minute
damn I don't like anybody else
and my card isn't working right now
cant add funds
Me:
Lmk if you find a way to top up, I'd love to play
Him:
but ive sure added a boner
:/
few times the boner make you sad
minniesoporno
11-10-2019, 07:15 AM
it's just annoying more then anything. sometimes people will come in my room on streamate and say I don't look like my pictures.
It's 16 years worth of pictures. and my face hasn't changed much, nothing I can do about my boobs it's come to the conclusion I bloomed late. so they are big now nothing i can do about it.
princess_casual
11-10-2019, 08:12 AM
Idk why I attract such assholes sometimes but this dude was such a dick in exclusive
Dannywantsu: Show me ur skills
Dannywantsu: Usually female that I've been with that have shortcomings give wild head jobs
Dannywantsu: So I saw ur tits r very small
Me: *stunned* lol whaaat... you trolling or just a dick?
Dannywantsu: All I'm saying is that women who with the full package typically are not good in bed
Me: Um well there's nothing wrong with small tits, I'm perfect the way I am so I'm not sure what you mean
Dannywantsu: That means since u have small boobs u compensate with others skills
Dannywantsu: Start blowing me
Me: And how do you compensate for your lack of social skills?
Dannywantsu: My dick
Me: There is not a dick in this world that is great enough to make up for your horrible personality.
He left after that. If he weren't paying I would have blocked him on the spot. It took a minute but I realized he wasn't trolling- he was being genuine, which is 10x more sad. Thankful I've got a BF with both a great personality, and a great dick ;-)
AlexiaJacobs
11-10-2019, 08:56 AM
Note to self: Don't read this thread before logging on for the day. It just flips my man hater switch lol
princess_casual
11-10-2019, 09:15 AM
Note to self: Don't read this thread before logging on for the day. It just flips my man hater switch lol
lol girl my man hater switch is permanently on... this thread makes me laugh and just reinforced that we are superior and therefore deserve to be paid and worshiped. }:D
BUT after that experience I did have a moment were I was about to rage-quit. Just looked at some cute animal pics, pictured myself buying plane tickets to Mexico for vacation and got back in the game!
AlexiaJacobs
11-10-2019, 09:34 AM
lol girl my man hater switch is permanently on... this thread makes me laugh and just reinforced that we are superior and therefore deserve to be paid and worshiped. }:D
BUT after that experience I did have a moment were I was about to rage-quit. Just looked at some cute animal pics, pictured myself buying plane tickets to Mexico for vacation and got back in the game!
That's all you can do right? I always keep in mind that they're the ones having to pay for pussy they can't even touch and that helps calm me. Sometimes I remind them too. Fuckers.
princess_casual
11-10-2019, 11:22 AM
mn10080470:Hey I just wanted to let you know that you seem like a really nice person and you shouldn’t be doing this with your life. I’m not say that you have to change your life decisions but this industry does not help people and only makes people get lost in what they think about sex. Please don’t get caught in this and find a better profession
Marina Starr
11-10-2019, 12:27 PM
LOOOL, fucking loser. Which of your bills would he like to pay for?
mn10080470:Hey I just wanted to let you know that you seem like a really nice person and you shouldn’t be doing this with your life. I’m not say that you have to change your life decisions but this industry does not help people and only makes people get lost in what they think about sex. Please don’t get caught in this and find a better profession
AlexiaJacobs
11-10-2019, 01:59 PM
Why do guys act like they're going to take you private and then don't? Obviously because they are fuckheads but its so damn annoying.
cardshark23: hi how are you?
Me: good and you
cardshark23: doing great as well, love to do a show here in a couple mins with you
Me: ok
cardshark23: question for excl: any thigh high stockings or regular nylons to wear?
Me: I have thigh high stockings yes
cardshark23: great, what colors you have?
Me: black
cardshark23: cool, I can let you know when im ready.. are they fishnets or regular?
Me: I have both
cardshark23: lets do the regular.. like I said just give me a minute or two and I should be ready
cardshark23: need to refresh browser and should be ready
He left and hasn't been back. I think he was hoping I would jump right up and go put on my stockings. I do nothing til I'm paid bitch.