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Ms_Kristen
11-26-2019, 02:01 PM
Maybe it s just me, but it pisses me off when I say I dont do something and the guy says ”ok,I respect that”. Is not like you have a choice, dude, you are not doing me a favour by respecting my limits. Dunno, but to me that sounds just like he considers that he could actually make me do it, but he is nice and respects me saying ”no”. Like it his his choice, not mine.
Or maybe I am just extra moody tonight.

SoloDesire
11-26-2019, 05:08 PM
Shaneamb160200: Can i get a little tease baby?
Me: No, but you can get blocked for asking for a freebie you fucking freeloader

He left and I blocked his stupid ass.

https://media.giphy.com/media/26u4lOMA8JKSnL9Uk/giphy.gif

WendiStarr
11-26-2019, 08:06 PM
"are u a bot or a real human?
well u dont look real. r u sex robot?"

I'm pretty sure there are not any pregnant bots out there with stretch marks and random freckles. Lmao! I just laughed because I'm in a good mood tonight. This got me thinking,"Hmm, too bad there weren't any sex robots out there. I'd put it to work camming for me"

AlexiaJacobs
11-26-2019, 09:15 PM
One of my whales had the audacity to say this last night: (this one is on his way out I think soon)

Him: So we need to talk about my budget
Me: Is that so?
Him: Yes I've been going way over my budget since we met.

Me thinking: Sorry but I'm not your wife and your budget is not part of my job. Take that up with her.

Also, if he's so put out with the money he's spent then why is he telling me this while simultaneously paying me in Exclusive? Oh the irony :)

~Carmen~
11-26-2019, 10:23 PM
One of my whales had the audacity to say this last night: (this one is on his way out I think soon)

Him: So we need to talk about my budget
Me: Is that so?
Him: Yes I've been going way over my budget since we met.

Me thinking: Sorry but I'm not your wife and your budget is not part of my job. Take that up with her.

Also, if he's so put out with the money he's spent then why is he telling me this while simultaneously paying me in Exclusive? Oh the irony :)

I would totally ignore that if he brings it up again. It's absolutely not your job.

Try saying that to a waiter in a fancy restaurant. They would kick you out on your butt.

He is about to expire.

gbjenna
11-27-2019, 06:55 AM
One of my whales had the audacity to say this last night: (this one is on his way out I think soon)

Him: So we need to talk about my budget
Me: Is that so?
Him: Yes I've been going way over my budget since we met.

Me thinking: Sorry but I'm not your wife and your budget is not part of my job. Take that up with her.

Also, if he's so put out with the money he's spent then why is he telling me this while simultaneously paying me in Exclusive? Oh the irony :)

Whaaaaat ahaha. I honestly think I'd have been lost for words. Worst thing is aswell is I struggle to hide facial expressions in situations like that where I'm speechless so my lack of words would have been made up somehow and probably not in a good way.

Best thing I'd take from that is that it's a compliment in some round about way.

princess_casual
11-27-2019, 09:24 AM
Maybe it s just me, but it pisses me off when I say I dont do something and the guy says ”ok,I respect that”. Is not like you have a choice, dude, you are not doing me a favour by respecting my limits. Dunno, but to me that sounds just like he considers that he could actually make me do it, but he is nice and respects me saying ”no”. Like it his his choice, not mine.
Or maybe I am just extra moody tonight.

Nah I agree 100%

AlexiaJacobs
11-27-2019, 10:28 AM
Whaaaaat ahaha. I honestly think I'd have been lost for words. Worst thing is aswell is I struggle to hide facial expressions in situations like that where I'm speechless so my lack of words would have been made up somehow and probably not in a good way.

Best thing I'd take from that is that it's a compliment in some round about way.

I could barely hide my facial expressions lol. I've been a little annoyed at this one the last few sessions and Carmen is right - he is most definitely about to expire. I've just been waiting for it to happen.

I really liked him at first but as time has gone on the things he says just keep getting more and more out there. Like the budget thing and also in the same conversation he randomly goes "How wet are you right now???" Um, bitch we're just bullshittin'. I couldn't bring myself to pretend at this point and looked at the screen all weird and was like "Um, we're just talking so hardly at all?" Gawd. How do men not know how women work at this age? I don't get it.

princess_casual
11-27-2019, 11:56 AM
When you ask them if they wanna go pvt and they just ignore you and ask you a completely unrelated question...

BITCH did you think I was just gonna not notice and forget about my sales pitch? How dumb are you and how dumb do you think I am? Instant block.

crazylilly
11-27-2019, 12:13 PM
Idiot: "What are you going to do (in free chat) to show your holiday spirit?"
Me: smirks* BLOCKED

Any guys who beg me for free shit, insta block... IDGAF!!

Cutie101
11-27-2019, 03:08 PM
I chatted with a guy for a bit and then asked if he wanted a show tonight and he said, ‘No need babe, I’m hard just looking at you here’

They literally must be thick. Why give themselves away like that? What do they gain aside from being blocked?

Another gripe whilst I’m here aswell is why do these morons who get blocked, go on to create another account in an almost identical username, so you immediately know it’s them when they return? The logic defies me

Because they think with their dicks :butthead::butthead: :male: :male:

izshadow
11-27-2019, 11:44 PM
lorenzoflyboi (invisible):what a sexy whore

*I ignore*

lorenzoflyboi (invisible):yo bitch

*Blocked!*

Marina Starr
11-29-2019, 08:06 AM
52386

Marina Starr
11-29-2019, 08:36 AM
52387

Miss_ShaSha
11-29-2019, 10:22 AM
After doing something different and spending about 5 min building rapport this member says:

Him: "Something in my psyche tells me you're too hard on yourself. It's in your face."

Me: "You could be right, or you could be projecting."

Him: "I could be dead wrong. LOL."

Me: "Are you projecting? Are you hard on yourself?"

He leaves.

Fuck, I'm beyond irritated that I even spent 5 min entertaining his small brain.

Miss_ShaSha
11-29-2019, 10:41 AM
52387


That kind of cheapness is legit whack. And blaming it on the model is just ridiculous. I'da blocked his ass too. I'm not even gonna waste my breath there.

Marina Starr
11-29-2019, 11:27 AM
I was gonna tell his pathetic broke ass to tip 50 gold and we can get right into it in private but as you said I didn't want to waste any more breath on him.

He ain't got time... but got plenty of time to park in free chat begging and freeloading lmfaoo


That kind of cheapness is legit whack. And blaming it on the model is just ridiculous. I'da blocked his ass too. I'm not even gonna waste my breath there.

AlexiaJacobs
11-29-2019, 07:29 PM
Two minutes into my shift. I'm annoyed af already.

52389

princess_casual
11-30-2019, 07:58 AM
That kind of cheapness is legit whack. And blaming it on the model is just ridiculous. I'da blocked his ass too. I'm not even gonna waste my breath there.

Yeah, anytime someone talks shit about a specific model or models in general I either ignore or block.

Ms_Kristen
11-30-2019, 10:30 AM
(T) taffyisback: oops that way huh. so i pay to hear u
spiritual_whore : You pay for whatever you want from me
spiritual_whore : cause you dont go to a restaurant and deman a free sandwich, just because it is JUST a sandwich.
I am so tired of these entitled fuckers. Huh.

Luna66
11-30-2019, 11:52 AM
I just got the most unique, incredible excuse for sending an unsolicited dick pic I've ever heard!

Got a dick pic through Twitter, told the guy to never send a dick pic again. He said that he thought my Twitter was a fake account, and he hates people who make fake accounts so he sent a dick pic to annoy the guy running the fake account. Like, wow! That is just such an amazing excuse I can't even be mad, I'm laughing my ass off!

Bananabunny
11-30-2019, 06:45 PM
Honestly, I don't get why some men be like "wHaTs WrItTeN oN yOuR sHiRt" just because I wear a shirt with a bit of text and its covered by my hair. Why do they feel the need to know?? Do they think I will start wasting my time by chit chatting with them by saying whats written on my shirt and the meaning behind it??? Dude just tip me or GTFO. Seriously I can't with these men =_= How fucking boring are they.

ravenskyy
11-30-2019, 11:47 PM
Seiko: Are u into rape and raceplay?

Me: No, but I'm into blocking cunts like you.
*Blocked*

JordanJordanBBC:How saggy are those tits?

JordanJordanBBC:I love saggy tits

*Fucking wow* We've got some real winners tonight!

ravenskyy
12-01-2019, 02:47 AM
Vman2133: Do you have oil or whipped cream?

Me: Yes, I have both.

Vman2133: Will you pour oil in ur pussy

Me: No.

Vman2133: Whipped cream?

Me: No. You're not supposed to put those things inside of you like that. I can rub oil on my tits or ass, or lick whipped cream off of my tits or a dildo. That stuff doesn't go inside of a vagina.

Vman2133: Fair enough.

Fair enough? You idiot! Who the fuck thinks that's ok in the first place!? Why do I have to give grown ass men a lesson on health dos and don'ts for genitals!?!?

NotANewGyal
12-01-2019, 05:32 PM
52399

Why do these cavemen fools think that will work? Go to porn hub if you must just leave my chat.

I’m not even phased anymore. I just say something witty and block.

WendiStarr
12-01-2019, 07:33 PM
The freeloaders and zero token idiots are abound tonight on MFC. Half hour on and already endless pm's from these types wanting me to watch their cams for free or offering paypal or cashapp for skype. One idiot:

"hi wow nice belly! do u accept paypal?"
"No, I only accept tokens"
"do u accept cashapp?"
"I ONLY ACCEPT TOKENS!"
"y don't u accept paypal? others models accept it. I'm honest and generous. I just like a more personal experience. I was looking to give u 150 a week for daily skype chat."

-_- *Blocked*

Bananabunny
12-01-2019, 09:22 PM
Maybe it s just me, but it pisses me off when I say I dont do something and the guy says ”ok,I respect that”. Is not like you have a choice, dude, you are not doing me a favour by respecting my limits. Dunno, but to me that sounds just like he considers that he could actually make me do it, but he is nice and respects me saying ”no”. Like it his his choice, not mine.
Or maybe I am just extra moody tonight.

Or or...
When they reply "fair enough". That shit grinds my gears!!!! Like to them it is not fair in their little shitty minds but they say it as if I feel respected after that but this kind of arrogant reply of them only makes me angrier.
"Fair enough" are replies I often get from men who can't afford me and go on dates in McDonalds instead of great dinners. Not my type of man, nope.

izshadow
12-01-2019, 10:20 PM
Jarhead3456:What kind of role play you like the best

*you tell me what you like and I'll let you know if its something I'll do asshole*

He then proceeds to tell me and I tell him I'm fine with it and then he says... "what would you wear for me".

Cheap ass mother fucker. I told him he could take me to exc to go over all the fine details knowing full well that wasnt going to happen. And I was right... poof he was gone.

izshadow
12-01-2019, 11:13 PM
Danny010 (invisible):wanna see my cock? i'll send a picture

I vented my entire life frustrations out on this asshole and then blocked him.

gbjenna
12-02-2019, 05:07 AM
The freeloaders and zero token idiots are abound tonight on MFC. Half hour on and already endless pm's from these types wanting me to watch their cams for free or offering paypal or cashapp for skype. One idiot:

"hi wow nice belly! do u accept paypal?"
"No, I only accept tokens"
"do u accept cashapp?"
"I ONLY ACCEPT TOKENS!"
"y don't u accept paypal? others models accept it. I'm honest and generous. I just like a more personal experience. I was looking to give u 150 a week for daily skype chat."

-_- *Blocked*

Anyone who feels the need to tell you they’re honest, especially when no one even mentioned honesty, are probably the least honest of the lot.

emkato
12-02-2019, 01:33 PM
cyber monday doesn't = free and no my worth doesn't have discounts my dude

52403

izshadow
12-02-2019, 02:50 PM
Not cam, was a paid chat coming in to see about a phone call when he got home but still super annoying. Basically told him to screw off. You are not going to demand me to do anything to myself. I will do to me what I enjoy and I will not sell my worth to you. Narcissistic prick.

Are you worthy?
What makes your mouth special?
Also when your sucking my cock you are required to slide a vibrator in and out of your pussy (also true when on a call with me)

Marina Starr
12-02-2019, 06:02 PM
52405

~Carmen~
12-02-2019, 07:54 PM
52405

Yes but it's Cyber Monday.

HooHaaHee
12-03-2019, 08:12 AM
Not exactly a stupid annoying things they said, but stupid nonetheless.

This dude got a premium block with me before. He was demanding, rushing, and left within a couple of minutes. So he paid discounted price only for those couple of minutes. I hate when they do this.

Well, he came back today and I was so tempted to block his ass, but I wanted to get back at him. As before, he was barking demands but i took my sweet ass time. He ended up staying over the time limit (not going to say it here. don't let them know, ladies) and was charged for the full block.

I got him, ladies!!!! I was laughing so hard.

nikki187
12-03-2019, 10:15 AM
They are being extra douchey today.

NitaBaby
12-03-2019, 10:27 AM
^^where do ya'll find these assholes?? I've been waiting for someone to call me boring, ugly, fat, stupid, gold digger, etc. but no one has tried me yet. I am sooooooo ready for someone to pick me.

maybe i should try wiping the attitude off of my face, I must look like the type to pounce? because i only see posts like this from girls who seem nice and shit.

nikki187
12-03-2019, 10:46 AM
^^where do ya'll find these assholes?? I've been waiting for someone to call me boring, ugly, fat, stupid, gold digger, etc. but no one has tried me yet. I am sooooooo ready for someone to pick me.

maybe i should try wiping the attitude off of my face, I must look like the type to pounce? because i only see posts like this from girls who seem nice and shit.

Lmao I am not that nice. First dude just asked if I like black dick. I said yeah sometimes and he went nuts. Second dude said he wanted to shove his dick down my throat until my choker pops off. I said cool lets go exclusive so you can see what I do. He hit me with that and I kindly flipped off the cam until he left. I guess I look kind of innocent because I get guys thinking I am sub all the time. I am definitely not.

NitaBaby
12-03-2019, 10:54 AM
^lmao jesus christ. these guys need a sandwich.

HooHaaHee
12-03-2019, 11:31 AM
Now this one cracked me up. He came in while I was away from cam and did a little drive-by insult.

52411

ravenskyy
12-03-2019, 01:14 PM
baseball45:You do race play ? Say n word ? I’m a young white boy with jungle fever
*blocked*

SexyKen2020:Can I get a flash real quick I ain’t got no money
Me: No, but you can get blocked real quick.
*blocked*

chino123:did u have a baby

Wtf dude??? This guy literally saw me a month ago. I have never been pregnant on SM. Fucking moron!

Fuck Tuesdays!!!

Vlodina
12-04-2019, 03:59 PM
Crest92: Say a sentence is scotish accept and try to make as less sence as possible 🤣

What, mate?

izshadow
12-04-2019, 10:45 PM
On the PSO side it pisses me off when they call and say "hello mistress"........ I am not a flipping mistress. I dont advertise for it and dont assume just cause we do this, everyone is. This company I have a boss so I cant hang up on them or I'd get in trouble. Hate this!

WendiStarr
12-04-2019, 11:36 PM
"Do you want to see my 20 inch cock? Watch my cam. You will cum so hard when you see that you'll want to pay me"

Dude wanted me to watch his cam for free because he thought that seeing his fictional horse-like cock would make me cum and that I would be so deeply moved by it that I would be compelled to want to pay him for the pleasure of viewing this. WTH?!

BettyButtons
12-05-2019, 05:06 AM
My faves are always MFC 5 token tip requests lololol show pussy 5 tokens um no? lol

emkato
12-05-2019, 02:14 PM
someone come get yo man he's out here giving out yalls disney plus for feet pics lmao

52420

Esixxx
12-05-2019, 09:39 PM
Okay there must have been a glitch in the universe somewhere when these guys were made

UltraLogix:We can’t go exclusive my dick is so small

Me: Sounds like you have a problem. (smiling)

UltraLogix:But can you squirt

Me: Nope

UltraLogix:Wanna see my little dick

Me: Only in exclusive (still smiling)

UltraLogix:Make me horny

Me: Laughs and does a black stare in the cam.

UltraLogix:Yes make me horny

Me: Proceeds with laughter.

UltraLogix:Moan for my cock

You have blocked UltraLogix.

WendiStarr
12-07-2019, 12:37 AM
pussydog can you get topless
me: Still 160 away from that goal
pussydog can you take one out
me: Sure, tip me 160 bb
pussydog come on just one
me: lol I'm coin-operated
pussydog have you heard of free sample
me: Nope
*Ignore*

NitaBaby
12-08-2019, 05:56 PM
Hottie068: If I was tied on the bed naked while crying what will u do to my belly button if you wanted to make me laugh


Told this dude that I was going to share his question with my friends in "the group chat" just because it was so irritatingly weird.

WendiStarr
12-08-2019, 06:42 PM
^ Omg, the belly button thing just made me think of Will Ferrell's "Big Earl" character from the Starsky and Hutch movie.

Besides the usual freeloading beggers bullshit, I had another idiot ask me if I could give birth right now on cam. Pregnancy and birth doesn't work like that, lol.