View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
hellohellohello24
12-24-2019, 01:01 AM
5 seconds into an exclusive-
Grizwell1: Get Naked Now
lmfao!!!!! Middle finger and Banned!!! I'm screaming lol what a little bitch. I hope I made him lose his little 2 inch boner.
I have a classic routine
"hi babes can you hear me?"
waits for response
"great let me set you down" -adjust laptop / points webcam at cleave
"there we go! do my tits look good?" - rubs
"mmm great lets play ;)"
Takes about 2 minutes before I take anything off lol and it works like a charm.
ravenskyy
12-24-2019, 09:01 AM
I have a classic routine
"hi babes can you hear me?"
waits for response
"great let me set you down" -adjust laptop / points webcam at cleave
"there we go! do my tits look good?" - rubs
"mmm great lets play ;)"
Takes about 2 minutes before I take anything off lol and it works like a charm.
I do as well, but omg, it has been difficult to go through my routine. So many cheap fucks lately. They either start telling me to do x, y and z, or they freaking leave within 60 seconds. It fucking annoys me! Honestly, it pisses me off.
The short shows have increased. Even my regs are doing shorter freaking shows! But this is the first one that behaved like this within 10 seconds of the show. Made me laugh tho lol so he was good for something I guess.
MissAdriana
12-24-2019, 11:28 AM
Whenever I ask where you from guys why they wanna know they say "just curious"
Yeah, that's why you asked me 5 times. You're just curious.
I'm pretty sure it's because cams are advertised on all dating sites and even porn sites ads are all 250 GIRLS DOWN THE STREET FROM YOU WANT TO FUCK RIGHT NOW FOR FREE!!!!
~Carmen~
12-24-2019, 08:08 PM
I was just called a man. Now my Christmas is totally ruined.
52514
WendiStarr
12-25-2019, 10:57 PM
"y u so fat? its not healthy to be so chubby"
"I'm pregnant, genius."
"oh u r a prego? i couldn't tell. how far along?"
(my screen name has the word 'preggo' in it and my profile clearly states that I am 8 months pregnant, along with having pregnant tags and multiple photos posted of me and my very obviously pregnant belly)
Dumbass annoying troll. Blocked.
bigbum
12-26-2019, 08:42 PM
each site is so different..sure a rude comment here and there... but .. something new on MFC..
i am considered a MILF or "old" on that site.
on most sites i am like 21 or 22. i do frequent age role play 18 or 19 often.
ohhh but on mfc im a "ma" they mean mom? or granny? someone called me "ma" in private today.
"take your clothes of Ma"..
i was so shocked i froze i was like? wtf?
some asshole even said "arent you a little old to play the college girl? shouldnt you be the teacher?"
ummm... that is my mfc feedback since joining.
seems like mfc you need to look 12 to be considered under 25?
da fuck. they are obsessed with this idea that girls should look 12 . its so creepy/annoying.
i wanted to turn that private off the minute i was called "ma" but for 90tks a min i took that like a bullet.
so many beautiful women at any age and shape on cam i love that!! i love SM because they really have a bit of everything on the first page.
i love seeing hotties in there 50s+ slaying it!!
if anyone age shames you ., its complete shit. its their literal pervy mental issue not you at all.
according to these assholes i should stop going to the skate park and get ready to hit the rest home .
Ms_Kristen
12-27-2019, 11:31 AM
T) RockinTheRaces ($): So, would you do a larger insertion all the way in and push it out like having a baby?
NO COMMENT. And my internet these days has been shit. FML.
WendiStarr
12-27-2019, 09:31 PM
I'm supposed to be on bed rest but I figured I'd at least sign on for 2 hours and see if I could earn some $. Some dude came to my chatroom complaining of how broke he was that he couldn't afford his rent, internet, phone bill, was living on Ramen noodles, etc and asked if I could show him my boobs to cheer him up. Riiight. If someone was that broke, why'd they be sitting on a cam site? Lol! Luckily another guy saved me by buying a show.
webcamcutie
12-27-2019, 09:34 PM
Almost 4 days off this week (3 with holidays/being sick) wasnt enough to make me miss this:
45mins online on a FRIDAY night and this is the only asshat that spoke to me:
Blessedgemini2000: Im 19 I like older women you have more experience don't make me pay baby girl
Blessedgemini2000: Do you like young hard dick
:banghead:
itsnightlight
12-28-2019, 07:33 AM
I was just called a man. Now my Christmas is totally ruined.
52514
Lol if a woman has never been compared to a man then I question if she's really a woman. Being called a man by a bitter incel should be listed as part of the initiation into womanhood. xD
itsnightlight
12-28-2019, 07:39 AM
Almost 4 days off this week (3 with holidays/being sick) wasnt enough to make me miss this:
45mins online on a FRIDAY night and this is the only asshat that spoke to me:
Blessedgemini2000: Im 19 I like older women you have more experience don't make me pay baby girl
Blessedgemini2000: Do you like young hard dick
:banghead:
"Sounds like you were the high school loser who nobody wanted to talk to. Sorry I charge extra for human zeros thx"
itsnightlight
12-28-2019, 07:59 AM
each site is so different..sure a rude comment here and there... but .. something new on MFC..
i am considered a MILF or "old" on that site.
on most sites i am like 21 or 22. i do frequent age role play 18 or 19 often.
ohhh but on mfc im a "ma" they mean mom? or granny? someone called me "ma" in private today.
"take your clothes of Ma"..
i was so shocked i froze i was like? wtf?
some asshole even said "arent you a little old to play the college girl? shouldnt you be the teacher?"
ummm... that is my mfc feedback since joining.
seems like mfc you need to look 12 to be considered under 25?
da fuck. they are obsessed with this idea that girls should look 12 . its so creepy/annoying.
i wanted to turn that private off the minute i was called "ma" but for 90tks a min i took that like a bullet.
so many beautiful women at any age and shape on cam i love that!! i love SM because they really have a bit of everything on the first page.
i love seeing hotties in there 50s+ slaying it!!
if anyone age shames you ., its complete shit. its their literal pervy mental issue not you at all.
according to these assholes i should stop going to the skate park and get ready to hit the rest home .
"Ma" is a common phrase in the hip hop community and is usually used by black and hispanic men. It's more like "mami looking good" than "mom is old" you feel me? Lol I was called that when I was 13 years old going to a predominantly Puerto Rican middle school getting hit on by guys xD
Examples
Cassidy (Get No Better)
Camron (Hey Ma)
I take "mom" and "mommy" more to heart. I have spoken to a few of those who use mom and mommy and its usually a power thing. I've seen Asian 19 year old twitch streamers called "Mommy" before.
If they try to guess your age poorly or do dumb shit tho, the cuss and block happens.
XSelinex
12-28-2019, 10:20 AM
Ilikethecoolstuff:What percentage of loads do you take on your tits? Mouth? Face? Puss?
likethecoolstuff has logged off (reason: user was booted by model)
Ilikethecoolstuff:Trying to take informal survey for class
izshadow
12-28-2019, 01:19 PM
Skype.... What are your rates love?
I dont know asshat. What does it clearly say on the profile/website you found me on?
Or the lovely, hello on Skype with the "add" request. Nope. Not happening. It clearly says in my profiles to TELL ME WHERE YOU FOUND ME before I add you. I have no idea if you found me off a cam site or you are some random weird dude messaging me off Skype cause he saw my username in the search engine and got curious.
Cutie101
12-29-2019, 10:45 AM
Idiot coming in my freechat, wanting to be controlled. Stupid me I didn't see the red flags and gave him attention.
Me: How do you want to be controlled?
Idiot: In every aspect
Me: Ok then, send a big fat tribute as a sign of obedience
Idiot: But I am not into findom
Me: Then how do you expect to be controlled?
Idiot: Teamviewer
ME: And via Temviwer you'd think I wouldn't pay myself?
Idiot: No
Me: Then what am I supposed to control?
Idiot: Control my life
Me: Ok, then let's go to private and give me your TV details
Idiot: But I want here
Me: Then tribute, if you want me to bother giving you attention and ignore others
Idiot: But I am not into findom
I stopped giving him any attention anymore until he fucking left.
Too much of a headache, even tho, he had a shit ton of tokens in his account, because he was showing above me on CB. But he was a light blue member, wich mean he didn't spend shit lately.
THEN I realised he might have been a broadcaster. And I clicked on his name and yes. He was. He was offline, but on his profile was having a tip menu and tons of clips to sell. And also, had a tip goal of: Help me get a new laptop.
I feel like I should have been paid for the free 5 minutes I gave to that idiot.
Note to self: When a member on Cb has more tokens than me and he's light blue, there are 90% chances to be a broadcaster.
I forgot that on Cb, literally everyone who has a webcam can broadcast and make money, even members.
princess_casual
12-29-2019, 10:56 AM
Youngstud: Hey baby
*accidentally ignores him cause I wasn't paying attention
Youngstud: Well you're ugly af anyway
... well, someone is sensitive today....
Cutie101
12-29-2019, 02:12 PM
Idiot: I want to serve you mistress
Me: What are you into?
Idiot: I am under your spell, ask me anything you want, I feel hypnotized
Me: Give me a $25 tribute
Idiot: I am not into findom
:wife::wife::wife:
:beat::beat::beat:
Marina Starr
12-29-2019, 04:50 PM
52532
Genoveve
12-29-2019, 07:13 PM
Idiot: I want to serve you mistress
Me: What are you into?
Idiot: I am under your spell, ask me anything you want, I feel hypnotized
Me: Give me a $25 tribute
Idiot: I am not into findom
:wife::wife::wife:
:beat::beat::beat:
Whenever I get cheap wannabe submissives who are trying to get me to boss them around for free in free chat I just say "I can't do anything till you start spending money." If they don't then start spending I boot them. Even when they're like 'Command me to go exclusive,' I say the same thing.
WendiStarr
12-29-2019, 07:27 PM
"are u single?"
"hey are u single or u got a man?"
"heellllloo u single or not? answer me"
Ignore. Who the fuck cares what I am? You're on a cam website, not match.com or some dating website!
bigbum
12-29-2019, 09:50 PM
"Ma" is a common phrase in the hip hop community and is usually used by black and hispanic men. It's more like "mami looking good" than "mom is old" you feel me? Lol I was called that when I was 13 years old going to a predominantly Puerto Rican middle school getting hit on by guys xD
Examples
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQRTxe521ns- Cassidy (Get No Better)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=octFAI_LKlY- Camron (Hey Ma)
I take "mom" and "mommy" more to heart. I have spoken to a few of those who use mom and mommy and its usually a power thing. I've seen Asian 19 year old twitch streamers called "Mommy" before.
If they try to guess your age poorly or do dumb shit tho, the cuss and block happens.
oh goodness! omggg i feel so silly yeah its like "pappi" or something in spanish i get it now.
lol ill let that one slide...
but i cant forgive the rest of those ass hats lol.
i banned 1 clown today for not tipping, and 1 minute later, he bought tokens then he mailed me, then tipped and went private once unblocked.
and it felt good.... for once.
bigbum
12-29-2019, 09:51 PM
Whenever I get cheap wannabe submissives who are trying to get me to boss them around for free in free chat I just say "I can't do anything till you start spending money." If they don't then start spending I boot them. Even when they're like 'Command me to go exclusive,' I say the same thing.
omgg my life right there.. all i get are cheap subs... i like your style.
izshadow
12-30-2019, 01:26 PM
Tack39:Im def lookin to have some fun right now
Me: Well I am always ready to play! Whenever you are ready.
Tack39:Great! You should take off your shirt! ;)
Me: Long ass pause while I ignore him.....
Tack39:Sorry, i really dont know how these work
Me: Its really simple. We perform when you take us private or exclusive depending on what you want. This is a pay to play site. This is why you have gold.
*poof* he is gone
izshadow
12-30-2019, 01:48 PM
I swear, I just cant....
Galaxie503:can u throw on jeans and a small shirt?
Yes, I can do that once we are in exclusive or you can tip $25 gold to have it done ahead of time.... *poof*
Marina Starr
12-30-2019, 04:58 PM
Streamate won't let him go private... Streamate should not let him use keyboard as well.
52539
~Carmen~
12-30-2019, 05:56 PM
Streamate won't let him go private... Streamate should not let him use keyboard as well.
52539
I didn't realize SM issues wanking credit.
izshadow
12-30-2019, 11:16 PM
Loulou:I'm jerking off to your beauty
You have blocked Loulou.
izshadow
12-31-2019, 02:30 PM
handydandy45:Happy New Year to u!! peace out
Because we should give you free shit cause its new years. Insert huge eye-roll.
Holly_xoxo
12-31-2019, 02:49 PM
SexyRichMale enters
*sexyrichmale blocked*
you just know he's a broke ass.
WendiStarr
01-01-2020, 07:17 PM
I literally just logged in 5 minutes ago.
Masterdumbass: I want to see u smile. Smile for me.
me: Then give me a reason to. Lets go pvt baby. ;) That would make me smile for sure.
Masterdumbass: I can't. I'm all out of tokens just smile for me. Stand up and do a sexy dance and smile for me
I kept resting bitch face on and blocked him. I can't stand people making demands for free. I'm too big and uncomfortably pregnant to be entertaining these fuckers for free.
SuperPookie
01-01-2020, 08:06 PM
handydandy45:Happy New Year to u!! peace out
Because we should give you free shit cause its new years. Insert huge eye-roll. I got him to. He was a room camper who kept trying for free dirty talk & left when I wouldn't.
princess_casual
01-02-2020, 11:50 AM
roanxy24: Hi. I'm wondering what since it's new year, what can I get for 5$?
*tips 2 gold*
Me: So how can I help you today?
roanky24: Some action now for 3$ since it's the new year
Me: Yeah add a 3$ surtax for the new year for being a cheap ass hole.
*he leaves*
Lol why would I charge LESS for shit in 2020 than in 2019?
Marina Starr
01-02-2020, 06:46 PM
LOL, new year, same assholes.
roanxy24: Hi. I'm wondering what since it's new year, what can I get for 5$?
*tips 2 gold*
Me: So how can I help you today?
roanky24: Some action now for 3$ since it's the new year
Me: Yeah add a 3$ surtax for the new year for being a cheap ass hole.
*he leaves*
Lol why would I charge LESS for shit in 2020 than in 2019?
hellohellohello24
01-03-2020, 04:26 AM
Talks to looser for ten minutes in free chat since he was funny (usually I block non paying members off after 3 minutes....I have little patience)
I logged off because it was slow and I was getting hangry but I told everyone in my chat to message me for a private and he messages me saying "i want to play :( "
I logged back on for this mother fucker and he starts talking about nonsense again
Me "still in the mood to play babes? ;)"
Him: "the only thing on the mind of a shark is EAT"
instant block
YOU BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKER DON'T WASTE MY GODT DAMN TIMEEEEE.
Sincerely,
a hangry camgirl
MissAdriana
01-05-2020, 10:17 AM
Hey baby, remember me?
After not tipping me ever, nor tipping for the PM, having an obscure and strange username, with 0 tokens.... no I can't say I do.
Marina Starr
01-05-2020, 05:20 PM
littleboy: Could I please ask why you became a woman?x your ts?
52550
webcamcutie
01-05-2020, 08:28 PM
LOL, new year, same assholes.
#newyearnotnewchads
Esixxx
01-05-2020, 10:54 PM
coach_Donnie:Hi
coach_Donnie:I wanna bend you over give you two hard pumps and cum in your pussy
me: Only 2 that's a disappointment!
coach_Donnie:Better then 1
coach_Donnie:4inches of thunder
You have blocked coach_Donnie.
Esixxx
01-07-2020, 11:56 PM
So... I don't know if there is a troll/sicko flood gate portal that only opens up at a certain period of one to two minutes, but this is what happened practically back to back.
Limobravo:Hi sweetheart
Limobravo:Im heels fetish
Limobravo:Do u have heels
Limobravo:Can u shit in pvt with heels on?
Limobravo:Shit on floor with heels on in pvt
You have blocked Limobravo.
58d28b626563:Hey
58d28b626563:How much to show me that pussy baby
58d28b626563:Let’s go private
58d28b626563:Can we fuck
hellohellohello24
01-08-2020, 02:42 AM
“Oh sorry I can’t afford you”
Blocked
You’re on a camsite. You’re getting customized real-time live porn. Your own personal live fantasy. Do you think it’s going to be cheap? I think the fuck not. Before anyone thinks I’m mean you have to remember that these are the same kinds of guys that will immediately try to get something for free or essentially scam you. I have a zero tolerance rule.
Marina Starr
01-08-2020, 05:47 AM
Not mean at all! How much you charge is the first thing they check when it comes to broke losers, LOL. I also have zero tolerance and highly enjoy blocking.
“Oh sorry I can’t afford you”
Blocked
You’re on a camsite. You’re getting customized real-time live porn. Your own personal live fantasy. Do you think it’s going to be cheap? I think the fuck not. Before anyone thinks I’m mean you have to remember that these are the same kinds of guys that will immediately try to get something for free or essentially scam you. I have a zero tolerance rule.
Esixxx
01-08-2020, 10:56 PM
Bigdaddy4268:Hey baby
Bigdaddy4268 (invisible):What can i get for free
You have blocked Bigdaddy4268.
WendiStarr
01-09-2020, 07:57 AM
douchecanoe: why are u sitting down? that's bad for the baby. shouldn't u be up moving around?
(I'm 8 and a half months pregnant with gestational diabetes and hypertension of pregnancy, thinking I was just dancing and moving around on cam. I was feeling exhausted and my lower back was killing me so I had sat down.) Motivate me. Tip me and I'll dance for you.
douchecanoe: no one is going to pay to watch u sit there doing nothing. be more active and u will get more customers
I don't care to hear unsolicited advice from a man who has never been and never will be pregnant. Leave me the hell alone!
MissAdriana
01-09-2020, 10:50 AM
douchecanoe: why are u sitting down? that's bad for the baby. shouldn't u be up moving around?
JESUS!! That's so dumb. Really ???? Every time I see a pregnant woman moving around everyone is like OMG SIT DOWN RELAX lol
ggminx
01-10-2020, 12:10 PM
not necessarily a specific thing...but when a regular goes overboard with messaging after sending an "I miss you" type of tribute...my response:
all the messages you send me, I should start sending you ALL my bills
MissAdriana
01-10-2020, 05:51 PM
This morning i got:
BAD
dunno if it was a compliment or an insult but either way it was stupid lol
~Carmen~
01-11-2020, 02:00 PM
Cheapass: Tips $1
30 seconds later: I might tip more if you give us a little tease.
Ahh okay...blocked
WendiStarr
01-11-2020, 03:29 PM
creepy fetish dude: Are you pregnant?
(-_- Duh, captain obvious)
creepy fetish dude: I have a question. Will you roleplay that you are my mommy and I'm your baby? Will you breastfeed me, hold me, change me, and sing lullabies to me?
I seriously have no idea how to handle that fetish seeing as how I'm a mom in real life and find nothing sexual at all whatsoever about diapers, poop, breastfeeding, or babies so that gets an automatic block by me. That legit creeps me out.
webcamcutie
01-12-2020, 05:31 PM
^^^^ I don't get it either. When I was camming while pregnant I never ran in to so many freaks and weirdos before. I legit banned SO many guys! My only regret was not waiting until I was for sure showing before announcing when I was 5-6 months. All that happened was a lot of regs got butthurt and left and I had to deal with freaks and 'milk bb?' all day. I was miserable. Last trimester was way better for me cash wise but still tons of weirdos.
Wait till you cam while lactating (if you are). It was excellent cash literally just from squirting milk out of my tits, but I banned A LOT of guys for saying things like 'lucky baby' and 'lucky kid who gets to suck on those.' Excuse me WHAT? Even long term regs I banned for that shit! I would not say my kid is 'lucky' for using my breasts on what they are INTENDED FOR which is producing milk to provide for my child to eat to sustain life. Disgusting losers.
Cutie101
01-12-2020, 05:43 PM
^^^^ I don't get it either. When I was camming while pregnant I never ran in to so many freaks and weirdos before. I legit banned SO many guys! My only regret was not waiting until I was for sure showing before announcing when I was 5-6 months. All that happened was a lot of regs got butthurt and left and I had to deal with freaks and 'milk bb?' all day. I was miserable. Last trimester was way better for me cash wise but still tons of weirdos.
Wait till you cam while lactating (if you are). It was excellent cash literally just from squirting milk out of my tits, but I banned A LOT of guys for saying things like 'lucky baby' and 'lucky kid who gets to suck on those.' Excuse me WHAT? Even long term regs I banned for that shit! I would not say my kid is 'lucky' for using my breasts on what they are INTENDED FOR which is producing milk to provide for my child to eat to sustain life. Disgusting losers.
Everytime I see instagram, women desperate to breastfeed right in the middle of the crowd, for attention because they say people should accept breastfeeding in public, wtf (breastfeeding in public is absolutely fine and nobody had troubles with it, if you're not an attention whore), it makes me wanna send them on cam. You wanna see people applaud you for breastfeeding? Come on, girl, get something more than that HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA :)))))))))))))))
Being a camgirl, makes me know very well what men think when they see a woman breastfeeding in public and it makes me smh, everytime I see those chicks protesting for this. It makes me wanna go to them and ask them if they still wanna pull their tits out, in the middle of the mall, if they knew that, in all of that crowd, at least 5% of the men are secretly having sexual fantasies with that :)))))