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PrincessLuna
04-30-2012, 02:33 PM
So this just happened:

I'm in my room, just chatting away when I get taken to private. Now, most of the people just left, but the ones who stayed did this:

30166

I laughed so uncontrollably while in private. And yeah, I did block someone while in pvt, rude is rude whether I'm there or not.

vanillamist
04-30-2012, 07:09 PM
Like everyone else, I hate "let's see" and "show us" and "can we". But even more, I hate "May we see your body please" as if saying "may we" or "please" is going to get you what you want. Sorry that your mama told you the magic words were "please may i" but it don't fly here. Your manners mean shit, gimme tokens.

MissSeraphim
05-01-2012, 01:10 AM
I said something tonight in an awkward way and not meaning too it sounded like I was telling a guy he couldn't get real pussy.. I apologized and corrected myself. Then the douche guest starts begging for a flash to make it up for. Ya, fuck off dude I didn't hurt your feelings that bad

justanothercamgirl
05-01-2012, 08:26 PM
I had a guy come in today during my GOLD show countdown and say

"You deserve to be raped."

I don't know if he asked me anything or said anything to me before that statement because I was talking to a roomful of people because I was running a goddamn GOLD show. Of course, the fucking waste of white blood cells was long gone before I could even ban him.

It is my secret hope that he commits a crime today that gets his ass thrown in jail. Maybe if he got to experience it all first hand, he wouldn't be so quick to shoot off his mouth next time.

MissSeraphim
05-02-2012, 12:26 AM
Loser: INSERT OTHER MODEL'S NAME just banned me :(
Me: Well it was probably something you said
Loser: I don't know..
Me: Models don't ban people for no reason
Loser: All I said was finger your pussy..
Me: Did you tip her nicely first?
Loser: No
Loser: I had asked boobs before and she said sure
Me: Well, models want tips to do something for you. You give and get.
Loser: ALL Models?
Me: Yes.
Loser: Including you?
Me: Including ALL of us.
*Loser leaves*

I love when people tip to come into my room and are RUDE. I was doing a tips only show and a guy came in and said "Wow, michelin man's girlfriend over here!" & left. >.> Whatever dude you're the one who just paid $5 to insult me. I remembered his screename and blocked him after I was done.

SexiCal
05-02-2012, 11:25 AM
Lol. Have you ladies ever had someone try to "lecture" you about your life on your Member Comments page?

I just saw this on my Member Comments page:

"Very pretty and personable. Too beatuiful to be showing her body here online. Seriously let me teach you how to be the beatuiful woman that I know you can be. Amazing bush powers."

Ummm... so I'm very pretty, personable, and have amazing "bush powers", yet that makes me "less" of a woman? Give me a break dude, and thank you for the $4.99/min.! Muah!

PrincessLuna
05-02-2012, 11:25 AM
I love when people tip to come into my room and are RUDE. I was doing a tips only show and a guy came in and said "Wow, michelin man's girlfriend over here!" & left. >.> Whatever dude you're the one who just paid $5 to insult me. I remembered his screename and blocked him after I was done.

A tips only room? Can I ask what site this is?

I'll never understand why it is that a lot of guys think we just sit around and cater to their every whim for free

justanothercamgirl
05-02-2012, 11:39 AM
A tips only room? Can I ask what site this is?

I'll never understand why it is that a lot of guys think we just sit around and cater to their every whim for free

Because a lot of girls do. :(

MissSeraphim
05-02-2012, 11:40 AM
A tips only room? Can I ask what site this is?

I'll never understand why it is that a lot of guys think we just sit around and cater to their every whim for free

Surely, It was on Xpeeps

Probably because guys are used to other non-adult cam sites where girls are just giving it up for the attention. That's what I can relate it to. Or maybe it's because they don't mind showing just about anyone their dick for nothing, so they assume we think the same. Then of course there's the sites with "free" in the name..which is too general & misleading.

MommieLongLegs
05-02-2012, 01:57 PM
What I'm tired of seeing in free chat

what's your name
where u from
where in the usa are you located
im so n so, age, location. u?
show xyz, then we go pvt
what u workin wit
show me dat azz
what are u gonna do to get me to go pvt
i like to get hard before pvt
do something exciting
entice me to go pvt
geez ur expensive. at almost 5 a min im gonna have to admire from afar. too many girls charging 1.99-3.99 a min *block That's my price for Exclusive! My Premium is more expensive because I prefer 1 on 1.
bounce dat azz for a real nigga (seriously? more like wack)
you're so sexy blah blah nice nipples lick lick lick mmmmm yeah bb bb bb *while not tipping/going private, and I was wearing a shirt
is someone there with u to cam with? (.....) :( *leaves
:( or :/ or :'( *none of these faces will make me change my mind nor make me feel bad
why don't u have a man to take care of you bb?
*guy stares, even after I've said hi...*leaves
123-456-7890 call me sometime! (nope)
u look bored *no, I'm just day dreaming about shooting you in the face with a machine gun
ur all business today i see (duh bitch im fucking working)

I even had a guy tell me he signed up for a dating site and SM "came with it"...ugh

I think I'm just tired and need a break. I will not be working today.

Rosexxxx
05-02-2012, 04:18 PM
I am tired of
I have a 11 inch cock. I say show me it on cam in private and they leave lol
Do you have a bf bb? If not do you want one?
when was the last time you had sex?
Can we meet?
Where do you live?
Do you have these heels, gloves. this outfit. I say yes then they leave.
What are you doing? Answer: Um I am waiting on you to take me private duh.
I am cumming. Banned!
A person thats never spent any money on me always in my chat room, show ass bb. I finally banned him.
Do you have so and so outfit, put it on now then we go private. Hell no I'll put it on when you take me private.
If I give you my number will you call me?
show pussy bb. Yeah right I want to get suspended and show you my pussy for free.
Do you want a guy to fuck on cam? I can do it.
Make your gold shows a Dollar.
I just took this hot girl to private. show ass bb. banned!

Sometimes I just have to laugh these guys are so stupid. I told one guy this is not a fucken dating site go to match.com.

Glasses
05-02-2012, 04:31 PM
I'm tired of illiterate guys. I have everything in my profile.

I also hate, when they jump in my room they come to private IMMEDIATELY, and then start ordering me around like fuck ass, ass fuck, now fuck that nice ass. I have it in my profile, I don't do anal. Fuck ass bb, fuck ass. No anal here! Or same scene guy enters pvt immediately without a word, and: I want you to squirt for me bb. Cum all over my face bb. Sorry, but I don't squirt. Squirt now bb, fo me. I still don't squirt.

The other day I had to fuck my bed. Twice. At least that was funny.

Sometimes it's like 80% of the guys there took the shortbus to school...

IsobelWren
05-02-2012, 09:23 PM
"Amazing bush powers."


ROFLOL. I want to know what that super hero is like! "Fighting crime with her amazing bush powers!"

Also, your commenter can't spell for shit. LOL

LaceyCummings
05-03-2012, 07:04 AM
Email #1;
you say you like Marines lets text a bit and if you're interested ill pay for a trip out here for you 916-749-8466

my answer;

> I'm not an escort sweetie. I'm a cam girl. If you're interested in a show, you know where to find me! Kisses!

Email #2;
SUBJECT: RE: MY NUMBER
we can make a gold show together

my response;
I don't do gold shows. I only do solo private shows. Come see!



UGHHH! So many things wrong with this. I don't know what pisses me off the most. Honestly I'm starting to get really annoyed with people asking about motherfucking gold shows. If you're a model that does them, and it works out for you, that's cool, I have no problem with you. That's your thing and you go get it girl! :)
Gold shows are not for me however. At this point, I will ban anyone that asks me about it more than once. Comments like "gold show bb?" "when does the show start?" "Do you have enough people for a gold show?" 'I'd throw down on a gold show" etc are like little red flags to me, that say "I will never pay 5.99 a minute! I have come to expect pussy for dirt cheap!" You know what, gold show buying motherfuckers? I don't need YOUR money. I cater to a different type of audience. I like to think of it as selling my attention, and it's more like a therapy session regarding your secret fucked up fantasies and fetishes, rather than a tits and ass show. But they are getting more and more aggressive. I keep getting guys who want to fucking ARGUE with me about doing gold shows. Whining and crying and emoticon-ing all over the place about how they "wish you'd do a gold show bb." Yeah. I bet you do. Broke-ass bitch.



This guy the other day OMG. After one dude had tipped me for a flash, I announced to the room that this was for Screenname because he had tipped. This other jackass pipes up "What? I thought titties were free. lol" So I booted him. He came back and tried to argue with me that he thought it was "policy" that tits were free to see, and didn't get why I kicked him out. I said that was offensive and rude to say to me, and my tits sure as hell are not free. Go fuck yourself, sir.

LaceyCummings
05-03-2012, 07:29 AM
I got this one email that was so ridiculous it just makes me laugh.
So it started with this guy with the name sugardaddy420. Right there I'm like "Oh, this is gonna be stripperweb material."
Don't you just love when you can tell by a guy's screenname he is going to be trouble? Like veryveryrichman, 16inchdong4u2lick, igotzthemoneyz, creepystepdadk9, WeAreACoupleWinkWink, Tabithathegirlwhoisnotaguypretendingtobeagirlonlin e, etc. :)
Anyway, so "sugardaddy420" immediately, like before even saying hi, proclaims that he wants to be my sugar daddy. Surprise! Then I guess in hindsight, he realizes it...might be relevant and asks me where I live. He says he wants to come spoil me. I urge him to begin his shopping spree with a private or tip. He whipped out the "I'm on my Iphone and I can't take you pvt right now." defense. I countered with "come back when you want a pvt." and booted him. Then I got this email.

sugardaddy420 <9549058>
Sent: 05-02-2012

go fuck your self fake ass bitch , i make 3 million a year your fingering your ass for 20k a year stuck up cunt




I feel like it's special because he thinks I am fingering my ass for 20k a year. Never mind the fact that I doubt he makes 3 mil a year, but who cares? And stuck up? meh. Maybe? Am I stuck up if I don't care if people think I am? lol. Whatever.
But let's get one thing straight. I make a fuck ton more than 20k, by doing whatever I want, (which by the way does not involve putting anything up my ass, including my finger.) Usually, my job description is taking compliments, smoking bowls, and having orgasms. What exactly is it YOU do that sends you to people like me for release and relaxation? My life is the cure for yours. No no no Mr. Millionaire. YOU go fuck YOURSELF. For FREE.
These were my thoughts. All I sent in response was 'LOL.'

maryjaynexo
05-04-2012, 11:10 AM
Ok lovely ladies, here it is... the weird private to end all weird privates:

"Hello bb I have a weird request, and I was hoping you would make my night...please tell me you have some sandpaper."
Yes, you read that right. SANDPAPER. Now, I'm not sure if this is a troll or not, but I do crafts/cosplay and stuff and so I have a bunch of sandpaper sitting on the other side of the room, but I'm not quite sure what he wants me to do with it:
"Yes, I do actually have sandpaper, but what exactly would we do with it?"
"Well, you would rub it."
"Rub it?!"
"Rub it."
The weirdness of this is making me laugh, A LOT. So I go and get the sandpaper, and surprisingly he goes private. I'm not sure how to proceed, so I let him go for it:
"Do you do a lot of DIY bb? Ooooh yeah, that's hot."
He wants me to strip, and rub myself with it, without specifying exactly where. I rub it on my arm (very lightly), and then my leg. You can see where this is going. I eventually pretend to rub the sandpaper on my naughty areas, and he seems okay with this:
"Mmm, yeah, bb, rub that pussy hair off!"
"I'll try... nope, nope, not coming off. Wait, let me try again... nope, still not coming off."
At this point I want to roll off my couch and laugh until my head explodes.
After about 10-15 minutes of screaming laughter inside my head, while I'm naked, talking dirty and pretending to rub sandpaper on my vagine, he decides he's had enough:
"All right. That's enough. This is sick. I just came."
I laughed my ass off, and blocked him because he just seemed to rub me the wrong way. Pun very much intended. And that is the story of how I got a long private, pretended to sandpaper off my bush, and laughed my ass off. The end :D

PrincessLuna
05-04-2012, 11:18 AM
"All right. That's enough. This is sick. I just came."

OMG I think I just blew cherrios out of my nose.

Rosemary Rabbit
05-04-2012, 12:41 PM
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PrincessLuna
05-04-2012, 12:54 PM
This reminds me of an email I got a while back from someone who wanted me to fill my vagina with cereal and milk and then eat it out with a spoon.
>:\

Well.... did you? :D

Rosemary Rabbit
05-04-2012, 01:02 PM
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IsobelWren
05-04-2012, 01:37 PM
This reminds me of an email I got a while back from someone who wanted me to fill my vagina with cereal and milk and then eat it out with a spoon.
>:\

I wonder how a)you'd keep it in there and b) you'd bend enough to get it out.

ManyRoses
05-04-2012, 06:55 PM
Omg remind me not to read this when I am actually on cam.....couldn't keep my poker face for the cheerios comments!!!

Su Su
05-05-2012, 04:20 AM
Cunt: Do you have your clit pierced?
Me: No I've only got my tongue done.
Cunt: Can I see your clit piercing?

(Um... Are you dumb?)

OH and people that tell me to fucking wave/clap my fucking hands/touch my fucking nose to show them I'm real.
WHYY on fucking EARTH would I be a fake? I'm here to EARN money! Last time I checked, I'm NOT on chatroulette.
Dumb cunts these days.

justanothercamgirl
05-05-2012, 06:01 AM
The guys that ask me to 'smile for them' when my camera is directed at my boobs drive me the fucking craziest.

TM1975
05-05-2012, 12:23 PM
During a goldshow countdown

dumbass:bb take off bra and prove yu real and not video
me:No dumbass, I will not take off my bra to prove anything to you but I will tell you to fuck off and ban you. :)

I got a lot of lol's out of the room and a couple more donations to finish off my countdown when I banned him :)

Glasses
05-05-2012, 12:52 PM
OH and people that tell me to fucking wave/clap my fucking hands/touch my fucking nose to show them I'm real.
WHYY on fucking EARTH would I be a fake? I'm here to EARN money! Last time I checked, I'm NOT on chatroulette.
Dumb cunts these days.

I used to be annoyed by this too, but since I read here that there are bots (recorded videos) on streamate, and they've been doing it for a loong loooong time and they are not banned, I'm not so annoyed anymore.

Buddysmom
05-05-2012, 12:58 PM
Guy came in to my room saying he would take me private if I had a cotton argyle sweater that came down to my hips. It wasn't a perverted request, but I just thought it was funny how he specified that it had to be argyle. Guess he wanted to recreate a steamy session he had with an ex who happened to be wearing a -you guessed it- cotton argyle sweater.

IsobelWren
05-05-2012, 04:46 PM
Not on cam but still stupid enough to warrant a mention. Someone I'd just facebook friended (and I accept ANY request that comes in) sent me a message:

"What's going on, sexy hair? And butt... And face?"

What's going on is me rolling my eyes at your doofy avatar where you're showing off your abs while grinning at the camera and then my deleting your message, ignoring you and telling all my friends about how stupid you are.

A respect-less line like that won't even work on a slightly-drunk kinda-hot chick at a bar! Why would it work on someone whose job is to listen to people on the internet hit on her?

Glasses
05-05-2012, 05:43 PM
Idiot wants me to lay on my back lifting up my shirt. I tell him, I do it in excl cause not everyone is into shirt lifting, it's a bit special request:

30215

I never felt so urge to break a nose thru my screen.

Ah yes I was using the big font size...

ManyRoses
05-05-2012, 06:11 PM
I know its been said a bajillion times, but I had yet another example of it last night: But-it's-only Man!

BIOM - Put on your glasses
ME - If you want to see me in any different outfits, glasses or just a peek, just send me a tip, and I'm all yours!
BIOM - My credit card is maxed out, so I can't tip
ME - Thats a shame
BIOM - Please put on your glasses
ME - Sorry bb, you know the rules in my room
BIOM - BUT ITS ONLY GLASSES
BIOM - why won't you just put them on
BIOM - Its not like tits
ME - You know the rules, and I would have to leave the cam to go get them. Stop asking.
BIOM - Its only glasses
BIOM - Fuck you.
BIOM - Go choke on a hotdog and die whore.
Me - BANHAMMER!

I mean, really? You have already told me you have no money, so why the hell would I bother doing something to tempt you in?

I was also impressed with the wonderful insults..."choke on a hot dog". Why a hot dog? Most men go with "choke on a dick"....is it that you know no dick is big enough to choke me? Or that I like dick? Seriously dude....

maryjaynexo
05-05-2012, 09:05 PM
weirdguy: hi mary
r u gd

MaryJaynexo: lol great thanks

weirdguy: have sexy body 4 me

MaryJaynexo: that's really up to you haha

weirdguy: u have nice back bone 4 me sweet

MaryJaynexo: Oh yes, my spine is impeccable

weirdguy: i c
pls ?

MaryJaynexo: Please what? Now you're confusing me.

And then he left. I love the weird ones. First, open chest, and now my backbone? These guys must want to be doctors someday. Well, they're going to have to pay for their medical information. Lmao.

Su Su
05-06-2012, 03:32 AM
I used to be annoyed by this too, but since I read here that there are bots (recorded videos) on streamate, and they've been doing it for a loong loooong time and they are not banned, I'm not so annoyed anymore.

Really?
How do bots go through the application system?

MissSeraphim
05-06-2012, 08:53 AM
I'm assuming the bots are the actual girls so they apply just like everyone else then just run a video instead of getting on cam. it's really easy to do. I've never done it for an actual paying cam site but I've run an ad on chatroulette that way.

cairalis
05-06-2012, 04:58 PM
Ummm.......
So I got this message on a site I just got approved for, never even been on cam there yet and umm... and uhh, well yeah
Here it is LOL
_________________________

I just wanted to tell you that I think your sexy and that I JUST LOVE Caucasian girls MORE than ANY other race.

Secondly, I think you're so sexy that you DESERVE to FORCE me to rock and make you VERY WET, EVERYDAY, ALL DAY and NIGHT LONG as I get on my hands and knees, behind you, remove your panties with my teeth and inhale your sexy funky odor as I sensually stroke your sexy POWERFUL ass crack with my tongue, suck it with my lips like a popsicle, nibble and sniff it; also, while owned as you looking down at me while sitting on my face and in my open mouth in ass worship.

You also DESERVE for me to allow you to piss and cum into my mouth and vibrate your ass on my face and in my mouth while owning me and for me to put my food and drink up to your ass before I eat it, as your sexy ass goes BOOM BOOM and BLAST your sexy farts, then FORCE me to swallow EVERYTHING down my throat, and tell you that I think it smelled and tasted DELICIOUS, which most likely it would and I would LOVE to tell you. Plus, you'd wanna kidnap me and NEVER let me go, so you can always have me and I could really show you.

I wish I lived in your city and state or you lived in Houston, because, unfortunately, I'm unable to travel at the time. Hopefully, you will be able come to Houston, soon, kidnap me, and FORCE me to ass worship and I can REALLY show you how I REALLY use my tongue and nose.

For some strange reason, good-looking, sexy Caucasian girls ALWAYS wanna FORCE me into ass worship and ALWAYS want their farts to BOOM BOOM into my mouth and nose, anyway, even if I don't mention ass worship. I guess it's because, somewhere, down the line when talking to y'all, I reveal that; first, I'm deathly afraid of good-looking, sexy Caucasian girls and I really think y'all can also sense that I'm deathly afraid of y'all. So, y'all figure, since, that's the case, y'all have a STRONG desire to either FORCE me to lick, suck and sniff y'all and eat and smell y'all farts, or you threaten to beat my ass for refusing. So, if you did come to Houston to kidnap me, you don't EVER have to worry about me trying to leave, nor me refusing to ever ass worship you; especially, since, I'm afraid of good-looking, sexy Caucasian girls and getting my ass beaten by y'all.

I was also told before by a good-looking, sexy Caucasian girl, that she would raise the money to come kidnap me, and to make sure I ass worship and eat her farts without refusal, she was gonna get a bunch of her good-looking, sexy Caucasian girlfriends to help kidnap me and I'll not only have to eat her out, but, I'll have to eat them out or they ALL will BRUTALLY kick my ass; they'll break open my brain and cause my not to be able to think anymore. Good thing, I LOVE Caucasian BOOM BOOM and when my breath taste and smell like sexy, Caucasian ass.

I WISH your ass was going BOOM BOOM on my face, and as you dropped your sexy POWER in my open mouth and nose, while facesitting me, and BOOM BOOM on my foods and drinks and that my tongue was feeling the sexy squeeze of your ass.

I don't own my own vehicle, so, it's not like I can get way from you, anyway.

Next, I'll go into more, GREATER detail about why I'm DEATHLY AFRAID of sexy Caucasian girls.

This makes me laugh so much...It's hilarious, thanks for sharing

Tsani
05-06-2012, 06:29 PM
I know of two bot accounts and one of them I know is run by streamate itself as an "experiment". Not sure if the other one is or not but yeah, kinda lame about the bots cuz guys are spending their money on them when they should be spending it on us real girls.

maryjaynexo
05-06-2012, 07:14 PM
your sexy ass goes BOOM BOOM and BLAST your sexy farts

I almost peed. Good God, I love this thread ;D

Su Su
05-06-2012, 09:48 PM
Man oh man ladies.
I'm gonna be turning into a ruthless cam bitch and I won't regret it.

I've been too much of a sweety.

IsobelWren
05-07-2012, 12:55 PM
He took me pvt without asking what my limits were. The second we got in there he started in on the, "take it all off and jackhammer your pussy" shit. I did a slightly faster version of my usual strip, since we were still in the free 30 seconds. He complained. I apologized* and told him I was just trying to set a mood. He asked for a dildo. I pulled it out and put lube on it.

"yru so slow!!"

I laughed and told him there's only so fast someone can pull out a dildo and if I didn't put lube on it, putting it in wouldn't be fast at all.

I start pressing it into me.

"harder
faster"

Seriously, it wasn't even in one full stroke yet when he said that. Now I'm annoyed.

"If you wanted a porno where you could just fast forward to the part that you liked, you should have done that. This is live cam, you have to give me time to do things."

He goes through a rapid fire request for 3 different positions. Nearly as soon as I've settled into one position he wants another one. As annoyed as I am, it's funny now. I can't help but laugh.

"Is this the circus? Do you have ADD?"

He ignores this. I'm in doggie now.

"anal
big one in ass
anal bb"

He's typed all this before I could turn around and see the screen. I tell him I don't do anal. Of course he requests it like, 3 more times.

"I already said I don't do anal. I'm not going to change my mind because you type it again."

"i paid for a show! i need anal"

"You paid for my time. If you wanted to see something specific you should have asked ahead of time. You could have saved all this angst had you asked in the beginning"

"yor slow
your ugly
you dont do anal
WHAT ARE YOU GOOD FOR?"

I can't help it. I grin maliciously, pull out the dildo and plop down on the couch.

"Pissing you off."

"STUPID UGLY WHORE"

Still grinning I respond, "Clever ugly whore, actually. How much money did you just waste sitting here typing out insults to me with your flaccid dick in your hand? I just got all of it."

I was reaching for the ban when he left and he rated me a 1 but it was still worth it. I hit the break button and went downstairs to pour myself a glass of wine feeling like I had a mouth full of wolf teeth.

*with my fingers crossed

MissSeraphim
05-07-2012, 01:51 PM
The other day I had my topic set as "squirt in privates!"
So a guy asked if I squirt a lot and I told him I do.
He takes me to true private I ask him to hold on while I get set up and grab my toys. He waits as soon as I sit down he sends a message saying "I hope you actually squirt.." o.O It struck my nerve but I just said oh yes I do. I made him stay in true private 10 minutes before I let them come }:D

Kalypso
05-07-2012, 02:24 PM
CluelessAboutVag: can you do bottle show in pvt bb
Kalypso: No it won't fit sorry (It probably does but it'd be uncomfortable. No thanks.)
CluelessAboutVag: yea right all that sex ur havin it must be loose... all whores all loose (Was this supposed to be a dig? Fail. See signature)
*BAN*

Three things:
1. I've had sex with the 1 person in the past year. I only wish I was having as much sex as you think I am.
2. Also, what does being a whore or not have to do with anything? If I were married and boning all the time, would my vag magically retain it's tightness? Explain the logic!
3. That's not even how the vagina works. Some men are so clueless about womens' bodies.

Timor
05-07-2012, 04:52 PM
Had a premium asking - no, BEGGING - for a free show and/or PayPal and kept saying he only tipped hot models and only if they flashed first. *zomg brain explosion, gtfo of my room you non-tipping son of a monkey fucking whore*

JoJoX
05-08-2012, 06:06 PM
LoveUs: [ May 8th 17:48 ]i mean why do you think Jo??? damn. I really thought all the times we talked, here and on skype that you really liked me. because, I was not playing games.. I really liked you. I mean.. it was awkward.. because finding someone here.. they have though
LoveU: [ May 8th 17:48 ]ts that youre just some weirdo who likes looking at naked girls and jerking off all day.. but that was not the case.. Sure I did it some times. but.. damn.. i live alone.,. and had no girlfriend.. and when u ragged me, and joked me, then told me u di
LoveU: [ May 8th 17:48 ]dnt give ur number because u thought I was a crazy person.. or serial dater here.. etc.. it tore me up inside.. u blantantly ripped my heart to shreds..
LoveUrSweetAss: [ May 8th 17:49 ]i was just trying to find whatever avenue I could, that you felt comfortable with, so you could know me.. and I could know you.. I thought that was happening.. it seemed that way.. but then, after u called me that morning.. to make sure I woke up.. a
LoveU: [ May 8th 17:49 ]fter that day.. everything changed.
LoveU: [ May 8th 17:50 ]then u called me names and rejected the shit out of me.. I was crushed..
LoveU: [ May 8th 17:50 ]everytime I meet someone. here. where I live.. i just cannot seem to get into them.. and its been like 2 years now..
LoveU: [ May 8th 17:51 ]everything about you I liked so much..
LoveU: [ May 8th 17:51 ]I was trying to know you..
Love: [ May 8th 17:52 ]hoping we could meet, even if for a drink.. or dinner, or whatever.. never in my mind was I thinking.. or hoping to fuck you.. that would defeat my purpose and would be devaluing you..
LoveU: hell, you could have brought a girlfriend.. just so u felt safe.. in a public place.
LoveU: all my intentions were 100% good.. and from the heart..



this is the copied and paste pm messages i got from someone. WHY THE FUCK DO THESE GUYS THINK WE OWE THEM SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING ANNOYING!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!

i have a handful of these guys! just because youre interested doesnt mean i have to fucking meet up with you?? just because you fell in love with me doesnt mean i owe you jack shit, these guys ALWAYS put me awkward situations!!

THE FUNNY THING IS! HE IS NOT EVEN A PAYING CUSTOMER! the last tip i recieved from him was over a year ago when we skyped etc.

FloraBell
05-08-2012, 08:35 PM
Tonight was quiet on MFC, and while I'm completely failing at my countdown, a semi-regular in my room keeps PMing to tell me how he's having an amazing threesome with me live (sitting there chatting, dancing and not making any freaking tokens) and an archieved video he has of me. But of course he has no $ to tip tonight. I got really annoyed that he wouldn't tip tonight, because no matter what cash flow problems gusy have, we all know how cheap the lowest token package goes for, so there's really no good excuse. I didn't let him know I was annoyed, but I FEEL like I should have gently hinted. Afterall, he was seriously getting off on the fact he was watching an archieve of our private while also talking to me live. And he could see I wasn't being tipped much at all. Do you ladies say anything to the member in this sort of situation, or do you keep your mouth shut and hope they tip next time?

Anyhow, I logged off after an hour of making only $12. I love MFC but it does suck to have to log on every night to find out whether I'll have a $12 night or a $212 night. But I suppose that is the nature of the beast, and the occational suck-ass night is what I get for only working one site.

MissMafia
05-08-2012, 09:10 PM
I would have been jacked....

If he's a returning customer - which is sounds like he is - I would have totally let him know. How fair is it that he gets to sit there, rub it in YOUR face he's having a FAB time and you aren't doing crap?

He was just happy to see you, talk to you while he was watching that...

I would have said - Have fun with that video and see you LATER!

FloraBell
05-08-2012, 11:57 PM
That's just it, MissMafia, I felt like he was rubbing it my face! I know he didn't mean it that way at all, but I swear I wish some of these guys would stop thinking about their dicks long enought to think about how the human on the other side of the screen feels. I was paid for the inital service I provided him when he took me private, but I feel like a I provided him with a second service for free tonight since he got off so well on our "threesome". Anyhoo, I logged back on after a few hours and made another $57 in an hour and a half, so I'm pretty happy since I was ready to give up at $12.

TheBrownFox
05-09-2012, 01:22 AM
This May isn't going so well for me on MFC. I'm only on there 4 nights a week, and my last couple of nights on there I haven't even made enough tokens for my topless goal (including tonight/this early morning).

And then as soon as I logged onto AdultWork, I got a couple of paid sessions right away. :) Thank goodness for cam sites with 'paid chat only' mode. It's nice to get away from the free chat awkward silence/lurkers sometimes.....

funismymiddlename
05-09-2012, 07:04 AM
usually i let them know i don't do pms or care about their dirty talk unless they tip me or go to private that works pretty well. I hate when they don't tip one mofo told me I'm satisfied jerking off to ur face. It's like wtf. Logging off and coming back works pretty well. I have even logged off for 2 min and came back and made good money after getting nothing. Sometimes a little break is needed when dealing with ass holes.

IsobelWren
05-09-2012, 07:30 AM
LoveUs: [ May 8th 17:48 ]i mean why do you think Jo??? damn. I really thought all the times we talked, here and on skype that you really liked me. because, I was not playing games..

THE FUNNY THING IS! HE IS NOT EVEN A PAYING CUSTOMER!

You talked to him on Skype and he's never paid you? Maybe that's why all these guys keep falling in love with you. If you give them free attention they think it's their sparkling personalities you like, not that you're looking for a future show. Lock that shit down. Don't give them more than a few minutes of one-on-one interaction unless they pay you.

Buddysmom
05-09-2012, 07:32 AM
I had a pretty awful night last night as well. But I suspect it's because the guys are saving their tokens for my birthday show tonight. Have you tried varying your shows? I noticed if I do different shows every night (not always nude ones), I attract more tips and more guys. If you just do the same thing night after night, the guys will get bored.
One of my best earning shows is actually Trivia night. You'd be surprised how many guys want to show off their smarts to the model and to other men. Bonus: I don't have to fuck myself :)

anonymous camgirl
05-09-2012, 08:13 AM
Yea I used to be like you!!... I would talk to them for HOURS and then I would get pissed off that they wasted my time.. When really it was my fault for not being a "B" and just keeping it strictly business...


LoveUs: [ May 8th 17:48 ]i mean why do you think Jo??? damn. I really thought all the times we talked, here and on skype that you really liked me. because, I was not playing games.. I really liked you. I mean.. it was awkward.. because finding someone here.. they have though
LoveU: [ May 8th 17:48 ]ts that youre just some weirdo who likes looking at naked girls and jerking off all day.. but that was not the case.. Sure I did it some times. but.. damn.. i live alone.,. and had no girlfriend.. and when u ragged me, and joked me, then told me u di
LoveU: [ May 8th 17:48 ]dnt give ur number because u thought I was a crazy person.. or serial dater here.. etc.. it tore me up inside.. u blantantly ripped my heart to shreds..
LoveUrSweetAss: [ May 8th 17:49 ]i was just trying to find whatever avenue I could, that you felt comfortable with, so you could know me.. and I could know you.. I thought that was happening.. it seemed that way.. but then, after u called me that morning.. to make sure I woke up.. a
LoveU: [ May 8th 17:49 ]fter that day.. everything changed.
LoveU: [ May 8th 17:50 ]then u called me names and rejected the shit out of me.. I was crushed..
LoveU: [ May 8th 17:50 ]everytime I meet someone. here. where I live.. i just cannot seem to get into them.. and its been like 2 years now..
LoveU: [ May 8th 17:51 ]everything about you I liked so much..
LoveU: [ May 8th 17:51 ]I was trying to know you..
Love: [ May 8th 17:52 ]hoping we could meet, even if for a drink.. or dinner, or whatever.. never in my mind was I thinking.. or hoping to fuck you.. that would defeat my purpose and would be devaluing you..
LoveU: hell, you could have brought a girlfriend.. just so u felt safe.. in a public place.
LoveU: all my intentions were 100% good.. and from the heart..



this is the copied and paste pm messages i got from someone. WHY THE FUCK DO THESE GUYS THINK WE OWE THEM SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING ANNOYING!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!

i have a handful of these guys! just because youre interested doesnt mean i have to fucking meet up with you?? just because you fell in love with me doesnt mean i owe you jack shit, these guys ALWAYS put me awkward situations!!

THE FUNNY THING IS! HE IS NOT EVEN A PAYING CUSTOMER!