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emkato
02-12-2020, 10:05 AM
Do you copy and paste that to all the girls while also not bothering to tip bb??

vile.

blocked.

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NitaBaby
02-12-2020, 10:19 AM
^^meanwhile his erectile dysfunction wouldn't allow him to do half of that shit

Holly_xoxo
02-12-2020, 03:13 PM
Do you copy and paste that to all the girls while also not bothering to tip bb??

vile.

blocked.

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All that writing and he still puts "your" instead of the proper "you're"
Sigh...at least do spell check before sending off that long winded fiction Lol

Cutie101
02-14-2020, 03:27 PM
Time for the holiday beggars to come around. either it's Xmas, easter, birthday or VDay, I get those who ask same shit all the time:
- did you have you Vday/ Bday/ Xmas day/ Nye sex?
- Show me something cuz it's Vday, xmas, your bday, new year
- I am broke today but you can make an exception because it's bday/ vday/ xmas/ nye, etc.

After 9 years of camming, this has became background noise for me :)))))

MissAdriana
02-14-2020, 03:33 PM
Do you copy and paste that to all the girls while also not bothering to tip bb??

Oh you KNOW he DOES

Marina Starr
02-18-2020, 09:18 AM
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princess_casual
02-18-2020, 12:03 PM
Being called "princess" or "sweetheart" just makes me gag tbh

I'm a grown woman and you will address me as such.

gbjenna
02-18-2020, 01:35 PM
“What finesse, what a wonderful woman to marry. This is what every woman aspires to, and would like to show her children. 200 years of struggle for female freedom, to have dignity .. and it comes to this: Admire women.”

Sorry, what?

gbjenna
02-18-2020, 01:39 PM
Another one who spoke perfectly good English then suddenly comes out with,

“Who sneakers you are?” ????

I was like, sorry? And he left. A mystery that’ll have to stay unsolved.

NitaBaby
02-18-2020, 03:18 PM
Guy: wanna go pvt bb?
Me: *holds back sarcasm* Sure, babe.
Guy: tell me you love me in private?
Me: So you want me to lie?


No idea why he left.

princess_casual
02-19-2020, 07:53 AM
Finally get a show, it's going well and suddenly...

handycam: youve been doing that since you were a little girl havent you?

EXCUSE YOU???? WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU???

Marina Starr
02-19-2020, 09:31 AM
He said he was bored so I said go private then got himself blocked for being entitled. Bored = broke. He wouldn't have to be bored if he got money. He could tip, joins a gold shows, go private or exclusive to be entertained.

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BambiCutie
02-19-2020, 09:59 AM
"Let me see what I'll be spending my money on???" What a winner..

Marina Starr
02-19-2020, 10:04 AM
Not just one question mark but THREE. That stands for entitled, asshole, freeloader.

I should have teased, show tits to convince him. LOOOOOOOOOL.

Maybe he'll go private for 1 minute and rate 1 star. Lmfao


"Let me see what I'll be spending my money on???" What a winner..

BambiCutie
02-19-2020, 10:18 AM
Oh man I hate those kind of broke assholes! That is the one thing I don't miss, but its hilarious when they get charged for going over that 1 minute. XD -KARMA

LaceyCummings
02-19-2020, 06:11 PM
Someone told me to kill myself because I wouldn't show him my tits for free LOL so I guess it's goodbye cruel world.:'(

Marina Starr
02-19-2020, 06:41 PM
I doubt it but whatever. Go to Starbucks and say can't spend today, Dunkin' Donut got all my money.

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~Carmen~
02-19-2020, 07:39 PM
SoSeriously: What have you done to earn a tip?

Blocked

Vlodina
02-20-2020, 04:31 AM
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Delightful lol

minibagel
02-20-2020, 12:47 PM
in my DMs, a day after the pvt: "Why do u pick your nose with your hand now when I jerk off to u?"

~Carmen~
02-20-2020, 01:41 PM
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Delightful lol

What a charmer.

Cutie101
02-20-2020, 02:26 PM
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Delightful lol

Nice to meet you, Andrew...

ggminx
02-21-2020, 01:25 AM
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Delightful lol

btw


hahahaha...that got me

Miss_ShaSha
02-21-2020, 04:42 PM
I'm a Domme. This guy comes in and the first thing out of his mouth is:

"Do you fist?"

InstaBLOCK

~Carmen~
02-21-2020, 07:23 PM
ballsswing4u:women are FAR SUPERIOR to ALL men

Me: Talk is cheap

ballsswing4u:yeah gold diggers are not superior women

Miss_ShaSha
02-21-2020, 10:07 PM
ballsswing4u:women are FAR SUPERIOR to ALL men

Me: Talk is cheap

ballsswing4u:yeah gold diggers are not superior women

He did a show & his ass was dirty. I cringed & looked away. I told him to really swing & it knocked the wind out of him. He disconnected.

He came in the next day asking if anyone has swung for me yet. I said "clean your ass before you attempt to swing for me." He left.

Came back the next day, asked the same thing, & I reiterated. He apologized & said he has Parkinsons & hygiene is tough. I had empathy.

But this does not make it ok to talk shit to ladies!

Cutie101
02-22-2020, 04:34 PM
Idiot in freechat: Hi mistress, i am sub. u do blackmailing/homewrecker?
Me: Yes, of course
Idiot: what is the craziest thing i should do, so u can blackmail me?
Me: https://media.giphy.com/media/lkdH8FmImcGoylv3t3/giphy.gif I mean... wtf? I just banned him, instead of taking my time to explain the idiot how blackmail actually works and that involves going to private, first of all. >:(

Miss_ShaSha
02-23-2020, 07:22 AM
First thing out of his mouth:

Businessmann:Let’s get right into it babe. No talking. I want to see how quickly you can rip those clothes off and get that pussy wet.

Midwest-Mistress
02-23-2020, 07:40 AM
First thing out of his mouth:

Businessmann:Let’s get right into it babe. No talking. I want to see how quickly you can rip those clothes off and get that pussy wet.
* Pussy Instantly dries up* :O

NitaBaby
02-23-2020, 08:07 AM
First thing out of his mouth:

Businessmann:Let’s get right into it babe. No talking. I want to see how quickly you can rip those clothes off and get that pussy wet.


when they request instant proof of arousal my entire expression does a 360.

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ggminx
02-23-2020, 08:37 AM
when they request instant proof of arousal my entire expression does a 360.

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hahahahah! utter greatness! I love pulling out some lube, slapping it down there and showing them how wet it instantly got!

LoraDoll
02-23-2020, 12:54 PM
random someone out of nowhere - in free ofc.

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I didnt expected, but he left! So it s not okay to ask the same thing on a vulgar rude tone? How comes? :o

Another genius wandering from room to room

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NitaBaby
02-23-2020, 01:44 PM
random someone out of nowhere

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And I didnt expected it, but he left! So it s not okay to ask the same thing on a vulgar rude tone? How comes? :o

Another genius wandering from room to room

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He walked into a place of business and ingeniously revealed that you are ....here to do business. I wish you could see the way my eyes slid up to my vanity. The way I locked eyes with myself in the mirror was priceless.

Violethollywood
02-23-2020, 04:27 PM
Im so annoyed with video chats. i don't like to hear them snd i can't figure out a way to mute them so i dont hear them jerking their dick or talking to me bc i dont give a fuck lol ive tried headphones, but it will only go down so far my phone wont let me mute them it pisses me off . Ughhh

Cutie101
02-23-2020, 04:43 PM
Im so annoyed with video chats. i don't like to hear them snd i can't figure out a way to mute them so i dont hear them jerking their dick or talking to me bc i dont give a fuck lol ive tried headphones, but it will only go down so far my phone wont let me mute them it pisses me off . Ughhh

HAHAHA! I know, right???
On Jasmin, you can charge for up to $2/min for letting them open their cam and another (up to) $2/min to allow them use their microphones. And when they open their cam, the image is blurry and on top of it, it says "Member's camera is on. The camera feed may contain images that may be disturbing." :))))) so you can click on "accept", to see him clear, or leave it like that :))
I obviously charge $2 for cam2cam and another $2 for 2 way audio, wich raises the pvt price with $4/min :)))))))) So, when I am in pvt on another site, it pisses me off that i can't charge them for seeing or hearing them :))).

NitaBaby
02-23-2020, 04:57 PM
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this day gets better and better.

Vlodina
02-24-2020, 04:53 AM
"Hi! Open sex show."

This tickled me.

Marina Starr
02-24-2020, 02:25 PM
He's obviously not very bright. He wanted to to know what he gets in private...

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DahliaSimone
02-24-2020, 03:21 PM
He's obviously not very bright. He wanted to to know what he gets in private...

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i had that stupid asshole earlier too lol. Made a note to block him next time he comes in my room. Every time a guy asks what i do in private i simply say 'Bible study' as deadpan as I can.

LoraDoll
02-24-2020, 03:23 PM
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I always wonder what s the point to get in a room, do nothing but ask this shit instant.
And: what answer they expect to get???

Marina Starr
02-24-2020, 03:40 PM
I would block just by his name, LOL. He needs to change it to freeloaduu.


i had that stupid asshole earlier too lol. Made a note to block him next time he comes in my room. Every time a guy asks what i do in private i simply say 'Bible study' as deadpan as I can.

DahliaSimone
02-24-2020, 03:45 PM
Louieboss: Are you a trans?
Me: Uh....I AM trans, if thats what you meant
Louieboss: oh, well im straight
Me: Okay? And Im still a woman, and you came to my room. I didnt call you here.

First.....Im not gonna put up with any fuck trying to make me as less of a woman than any other. Secondly, why tf is SM recommending me to all of these narrow minded fucks? Literally the ONLY category Im in is trans....I mean I know Im stunning, but geez. Give me a fuckin break.

Cutie101
02-24-2020, 03:50 PM
*Due to an increase of models number lately (almost doubled from last year), I had to let my head down and lower my prices a little, in order to survive ;D*

Idiot (who used to come to my room, telling me I charge too much and nobody will spend on me): I see you finnaly lowered you prices. I told you that you're a cheap hoe and don't deserve more

Me (while banning him):

https://media.giphy.com/media/MDw2JkJofdmZq/giphy.gif

I hate that I can't permanently block members on Jasmin, I am glad at least they blocked the guest chat finally. But yeah, that did hurt, I hate it when they come with shit like this and I can't argue lol ;D

Marina Starr
02-24-2020, 03:54 PM
Because he likes trans? He knew you were Trans.



Louieboss: Are you a trans?
Me: Uh....I AM trans, if thats what you meant
Louieboss: oh, well im straight
Me: Okay? And Im still a woman, and you came to my room. I didnt call you here.

First.....Im not gonna put up with any fuck trying to make me as less of a woman than any other. Secondly, why tf is SM recommending me to all of these narrow minded fucks? Literally the ONLY category Im in is trans....I mean I know Im stunning, but geez. Give me a fuckin break.

SuperPookie
02-24-2020, 04:15 PM
ballsswing4u:women are FAR SUPERIOR to ALL men

Me: Talk is cheap

ballsswing4u:yeah gold diggers are not superior women
This guy came in my room for 3 days straight spouting nonsense so I told him to tip if he wanted to talk about anything other than the weather & what do you know his card wasn't working :/ lol. Chronic timewaster

Miss_ShaSha
02-24-2020, 04:47 PM
I'm a Domme. It's kinda obvious in my username and profile. This winner comes in polite then says this:

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I said YOU want ME to bark like a dog? Laughed. Then made him eat my banhammer.

Clowns for like an hr had me irritated AF.

LoraDoll
02-24-2020, 05:12 PM
I hate that I can't permanently block members on Jasmin, I am glad at least they blocked the guest chat finally. But yeah, that did hurt, I hate it when they come with shit like this and I can't argue lol ;D

yess me too. Anyway u can argue with that. Like.. it s none of his business anyway, if u charge 0.99 a min or 14.99 a min.
Just a pointless loser, like any other freeloader out there.

Cutie101
02-24-2020, 05:47 PM
yess me too. Anyway u can argue with that. Like.. it s none of his business anyway, if u charge 0.99 a min or 14.99 a min.
Just a pointless loser, like any other freeloader out there.

Oh, I know, I just hate when they feel like "winning". Ugh. Fuck. :)))
He's a fucking Casanova. I hate when they just pick up on random models. I never know what their stupid problem is like... you can afford to spend $25k in 2 weeks on the site and why would you come on other girls rooms and insult them. It's just stupid.

Vlodina
02-25-2020, 12:59 AM
This guy came in my room for 3 days straight spouting nonsense so I told him to tip if he wanted to talk about anything other than the weather & what do you know his card wasn't working :/ lol. Chronic timewaster

I had this bore too. Didn't pay me either but did move onto small talk when I told him I'd listen to more of that in exclusive. Lol

Marina Starr
02-26-2020, 12:16 PM
guitarman: expensive

Hoe: it's not my fault you're on welfare.

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