View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
NitaBaby
02-26-2020, 12:54 PM
guitarman: expensive
Hoe: it's not my fault you're on welfare.
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I've been binge-watching all the flavor of love, rock of love, daisy of love, and charm school episodes so I enjoyed that gif a wee too much.
Marina Starr
02-26-2020, 01:04 PM
I love New York, what a dramatic, messy bad bitch. She's the ONLY one that matters on that show.
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I've been binge-watching all the flavor of love, rock of love, daisy of love, and charm school episodes so I enjoyed that gif a wee too much.
NitaBaby
02-26-2020, 05:23 PM
^swear to god.
Either you love her or hate her. She speaks to my Capricorn soul lol.
minibagel
02-28-2020, 07:34 PM
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um, no. something tells me this guys wasn’t into light choking like in mainstream porn. sooo not entertaining someone’s snuff fantasy. blocked. 😳
AnnieSimon
03-01-2020, 10:41 AM
I am literally laughing my ass off in chaturbate. A guy with same nickname but without the last "_" part tipped me and left and 10 minutes later this happened:
miasimon:what are you talking about? :)
samuel2306_:hey
samuel2306_:i was go and buy alotoff toks for you
samuel2306_:after that i lost my activation
samuel2306_:so that i am gray now
samuel2306_:support told me you can help me to fix my problem account
samuel2306_:just you can take me in password show for 30 mints or less to activate my account again
samuel2306_:during the show chaturbate will solve the problem
miasimon:this is the funniest thing I saw all day OMG :D :D does this work with other problems hahahaha
samuel2306_:and i will tip you for that 1000 toks
samuel2306_:i know that
samuel2306_:but support told me that
samuel2306_:if you wanna more toks for that
samuel2306_:i can
samuel2306_:i have in my account 50000 toks
samuel2306_:and i afraid lose all
samuel2306_:so that i hope if you can help me
samuel2306_:it will be abiggest favor
samuel2306_:can you please ?
miasimon:so you are with the same account from which you tipped me before, right?
samuel2306_:i know it hard request
samuel2306_:yeah
samuel2306_:all i wanna that password show to activate it again
samuel2306_:and back to work again
samuel2306_:i hope you agree
samuel2306_:i can tip you 2000 toks for that
samuel2306_:ok ?
OMG, I am laughing a lot.
NitaBaby
03-01-2020, 10:52 AM
^ nothing more creative than a desperate man with full balls.
Also nothing more dumb.
Marina Starr
03-01-2020, 05:20 PM
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DahliaSimone
03-01-2020, 05:41 PM
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God I fuckin hate when they say that.....am i supposed to sit there with a big, creepy fakeass smile on my face nonstop?
Marina Starr
03-01-2020, 06:19 PM
and show tits, ass, twerk the whole time for compliments?!
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God I fuckin hate when they say that.....am i supposed to sit there with a big, creepy fakeass smile on my face nonstop?
Marina Starr
03-02-2020, 08:53 AM
Are your toes painted?
What color are they?
Can I see them before private?
Typical feet and toes guys.
MissRoxxxie
03-03-2020, 04:47 AM
NAndriuskevicius:Will you give me a tease striptease? Before I pay you which I’m going to do?
HAHAHAHA! No
izshadow
03-03-2020, 02:50 PM
A couple hours ago I get a message on Skype that someone wants to add me and the message is "Do you like punk?".......
Obviously I'm going to ignore it. For one you did not mention where you found me which I tell you to do in my profiles (even highlighted) so you cant miss it. Plus liking punk has nothing to do with discussing a cam show. I'm not here to chit chat.
Now only moments ago my Skype rings from him. REALLY?!?!?!!?!?
I click on decline and then block.
Marina Starr
03-03-2020, 02:55 PM
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PhatGirlDynomite!!!
03-03-2020, 03:08 PM
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LMAO These guys are so crazy. You should have told him she took that money for reparations and now it's time to pay you the next installment.
OH My GAWD!
Marina Starr
03-03-2020, 03:11 PM
He told me he done already spent $20 so he ain't got no more money.
LMAO These guys are so crazy. You should have told him she took that money for reparations and now it's time to pay you the next installment.
OH My GAWD!
breadandbutter
03-04-2020, 07:20 AM
I had JUST logged on for the day on both of my sites, adjusting cam and everything. Everyone in the chat is nice already having a good start. Then a guy comes in on Streamate.
guy: where you from?
guy: how long you been on site?
me talking: I just logged on a couple of minutes ago
guy: this is your first day?
me typing: it's not my first day, is it yours?
guy: Nope, I asked how long you been on the site, you responded, "just got on"
guy: and you are not responding real quick, and sound is messed up, so makes me think you don't know what to do
me typing: lmao
guy: ha?
Blocked. It's like some people just have a sour attitude and want to take it out on strangers, I'll never understand that.
LoraDoll
03-04-2020, 12:41 PM
mr delusional: u re beautyful, are u a model?
me: yess, here.
mr delusional: i mean irl.
me: working on cam is pretty much irl. It s not a fantasy that we put real time and long hours in. Getting tired is pretty much irl too, getting paid as well.
*some shit goes on and later:*
mr delusional: pussy?
me: I can understand only full sentences.
mr delusional: would u like to show me ur pussy?
me, thinking: WRONG question again, motherfucker. So I decide to answer strictly to the question: "Well im pretty good with pvts without doing it so... u can guess"
mr delusional leaves finally.
Im not in the mood today. I wonder how am I in the mood any other day.
SoloDesire
03-04-2020, 04:11 PM
The dumb shit these men say to try and get our attention...I turned this one around on him though.
ItalianStallion:Hi curvy lady :)
To ItalianStallion: Hello there.
ItalianStallion:How are you?
To ItalianStallion: I'm doing well, you?
ItalianStallion:Scratching my 8 inch dick :D
To ItalianStallion: Scratching? Do you have some sort of STD?
ItalianStallion:what std?
To ItalianStallion: Lol I don't know. Maybe you should get that checked out by a doctor. It shouldn't be itching.
ItalianStallion:you could be a good doctor ;)
To ItalianStallion: I'm not into infected dick, thanks though.
Too bad he left after that, I was having fun on this boring ass day.
Cutie101
03-04-2020, 07:00 PM
Idiot *sees someone tipping me $150* : Why should I give so much in one single tip instead of a long private? Sounds like a waste of money to me.
Me: And you sound like a waste of time to me.
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jessicka
03-05-2020, 06:55 AM
I had someone come into my room and ask where I'm from. I didn't answer and he decides to say "I wonder why I have never seen any Afro-Americans with red hair." and then immediately leaves. I have red hair but I'm clearly not black so... ok?? Banned him because it seemed like such a bizarre thing to say.
Marina Starr
03-05-2020, 08:32 AM
Fireman9: where are you from
Hoe: why do you ask?
Fireman9: jw (jw = just wondering but he's too lazy to type)
Hoe: what's the intention behind asking?
Fireman9: aaahh maybe we could meet up
Hoe: there's no meeting or hooking up even if you lived next door. This is a camsite, you haven't spent or tip a fucking penny but you already wanna meet up?
***Fireman9 leaves***
Did I say something wrong? Usually I don't entertain these 'where are you from' fuckboys without question mark but I was feeling petty. The only time I want to answer that question is in private. There's no need to know where I'm from unless you just wanna hookup and hoping I'm in the same city, same street, same neighborhood. Do that on christianmingle.com, that's where free hoes are at.
Cutie101
03-05-2020, 09:40 PM
Did I say something wrong? Usually I don't entertain these 'where are you from' fuckboys without question mark but I was feeling petty. The only time I want to answer that question is in private. There's no need to know where I'm from unless you just wanna hookup and hoping I'm in the same city, same street, same neighborhood. Do that on christianmingle.com, that's where free hoes are at.
You didn't say anything wrong, is not their fucking business to know such a personal detail. I hate when they are like "oh, but it's just country!". It doesn't matter, it's internet and I am exposing myself, while you're hiding behind a nickname. You must earn my trust first and even when you do, I'll still tell you a fake country, lol.
Marina Starr
03-06-2020, 06:06 AM
I know I didn't, I was being sarcastic, LOL.
Any guy asking where are you from right off the bat will be ignored. I don't even bother wasting energy saying 'internet' because anything you say, they leave.
You didn't say anything wrong, is not their fucking business to know such a personal detail. I hate when they are like "oh, but it's just country!". It doesn't matter, it's internet and I am exposing myself, while you're hiding behind a nickname. You must earn my trust first and even when you do, I'll still tell you a fake country, lol.
emkato
03-06-2020, 01:40 PM
dumbass: can you squirt for me bb?
me: yes, i offer squirting shows in exclusive :)
dumbass: how long does it take
in other words, hes asking how quickly i can ejaculate pussy juices so he can pay as little as possible. im not a sex doll with a button that makes squirt shoot out of me like a water gun. these men lack basic common sense. and are broke on top of that, trying to toss a few singles at us expecting the world. sad lol. get off cam sites!
MissAdriana
03-06-2020, 04:49 PM
guy: this is your first day?
Seems like he's looking for that to try to scam a new model for free shit
Marina Starr
03-08-2020, 09:08 AM
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CatBBW
03-09-2020, 05:39 PM
bo_select123 enters the room
bo_select123: do you model
CatBBW: hi
CatBBW: what do you mean by "model"?
bo_select123 leaves the room
I just wanted to know what he MEANT! Did he want me to pose for him on cam? Take part in a paid-for photo-shoot? Prance around in clothes of his choice? WUT??? (Coulda said "hi" first too.)
Genoveve
03-09-2020, 06:00 PM
^^^I ask guys who ask vague questions to be more specific all the time, it's a totally acceptable, helpful thing to do. If it causes a guy to leave he probably wasn't going to spend in the first place.
Marina Starr
03-10-2020, 02:15 PM
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Vlodina
03-10-2020, 04:13 PM
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Hahahaha
~Carmen~
03-10-2020, 04:30 PM
"I'm gonna tip you 50"
Me: Rolls eyes
"Psyyych"
Me: Runs and cries. I feel so let down.
Genoveve
03-10-2020, 05:24 PM
^^I woulda said "It's sad that you obviously think that's a lot of money."
NitaBaby
03-11-2020, 12:18 PM
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Pretty sure we're all tired of this.
CatBBW
03-11-2020, 06:38 PM
Jay: u look great
CatBBW: thanks! what do you fancy getting up to?
Jay: depends what u into hun?
CatBBW: Oooh LOADS of things
Jay: mmmm
Jay: tell me more lol
CatBBW: Well, I could get my tits out or... get you to stuff things up your arse?
Jay leaves the room
Was it something I said...? #notafuckingmindreader
Mal707
03-12-2020, 01:00 AM
Grey on stripchat:
smallpenisdude69: I removed my own gallbladder and fucked it and put it back in
Cutie101
03-12-2020, 01:39 AM
idiot: Do you do joi with dirty talk mistress
Me: yes
idiot: Do you need something to bring like rope
https://media.giphy.com/media/glmRyiSI3v5E4/giphy.gif
Cutie101
03-12-2020, 02:04 AM
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princess_casual
03-12-2020, 08:28 AM
First day back after 2 weeks vacation...
Benny74: where ya from?
Me: US
*goes excl*
Benny: where do you live now?
Me: Doesn't matter here- we're here to have virtual fun.
Benny74: True
Me: Let's have some fun then?
Benny74: Yess
*I start doing my strip tease*
Benny74: Would you sell your panties?
Me: Nah I don't do that
Benny74: 200?
Me: Thanks but no
Benny74: I'm in the Bay Area, CA
Me, getting annoyed: I don't care where you live, did I not make that clear enough?
Benny74: You're a fucking cunt
Well.. what a nice welcome back!
Genoveve
03-12-2020, 11:55 AM
^^When he said he was from the Bay Area I would have pretended to be super interested and been like "No way! What part?" and drawn out a whole long-ass convo about the Bay Area for as long as possible just to get more of his money since he wants to talk about ya'lls locations so damn much. He's being creepy and disrespectful and probably won't equal a good customer anyway so you might as be disrespectful back by ripping him off.
idiot: Do you do joi with dirty talk mistress
Me: yes
idiot: Do you need something to bring like rope
I think he just meant did you want him to get a prop for his JOI session which means he wants CBT. I have lots of guys who use things like ropes and belts and laces to torture their dicks, HOWEVER whenever I get guys who start asking multiple 'What should I bring?' questions I just say 'Whatever you have' and then wait for them to start spending because those guys a lot of times are ones who try to ask a zillion questions in relation to their fetish without spending any money so they can get off for free.
Vlodina
03-12-2020, 04:18 PM
Johnypit34:Hi I have a challenge for you I dare you to lick your tits if you succeed I give you 10 gold if you fail i give you 5 gold. Do you accept the challenge?
Vlodina
03-13-2020, 04:40 AM
Ummm
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IvyRose
03-13-2020, 05:59 AM
Grey on stripchat:
smallpenisdude69: I removed my own gallbladder and fucked it and put it back in
Omg this is hilarious! New level of stupidity reached! I cannot stop laughing!!!
Props to him for choosing such a tiny organ; perfect sph material! XD
princess_casual
03-13-2020, 06:58 AM
^^When he said he was from the Bay Area I would have pretended to be super interested and been like "No way! What part?" and drawn out a whole long-ass convo about the Bay Area for as long as possible just to get more of his money since he wants to talk about ya'lls locations so damn much. He's being creepy and disrespectful and probably won't equal a good customer anyway so you might as be disrespectful back by ripping him off.
I could have done that. It would have earned me a few extra bucks.
But that just ain't me. I can't help it but speak my mind when one of these dudes crosses boundaries, for better or for worse; some appreciate how genuine I am - some don't.
Cutie101
03-13-2020, 08:15 AM
Ummm
LOL!! So, you're the perfect model for this, but I won't pay your prices, I won't pay a cheaper price to another model either, because she's not perfect. What an idiot...
Genoveve
03-13-2020, 04:46 PM
I could have done that. It would have earned me a few extra bucks.
But that just ain't me. I can't help it but speak my mind when one of these dudes crosses boundaries, for better or for worse; some appreciate how genuine I am - some don't.
You would be surprised how long you can drag it out for, like till guys hit their (high)limits long. I used to be more emotional and would boot guys as soon as they annoyed me because since I don't have a shortage consciousness I know there's plenty of non-annoying guys I can make money from instead, but now I think making as much money off of them as possible is my best case scenario......And I would even venture to say that wasting creepers' time and money is ultimately the most altruistic option because once a guy sees how much money he spent to get absolutely nothing it's probably going to make him less likely to try it again. They're gonna be like 'Omfg I can't believe I just spent $300 for no reason...and I think that chick did it on purpose!! You can't trust these chicks!!' I like to make it costly for them to be douchebags/ToS violators.
I had some scammer the other day who was telling me that if I paypalled him X amount of money he would send all his rich friends to me while I was streaming and I was guaranteed to make like 1k in an hour and that this would happen every time I paypalled him the fee. LOL. For some reason he was paying me to talk about it, I think he was trying ultimately to get my personal info through paypal. I was feeling inspired by Kitboga from Twitch and so I just wasted his time by asking dumb question after dumb question after dumb question about how the whole operation worked. Never said I was gonna do it, never gave him any personal info whatsoever, never even said I was GOING to give him any personal info, reported his ass, but his hope kept him going and 40 min later I had an extra $100 and he got nothing. He had to pay the douchebag tax.
Cutie101
03-14-2020, 12:49 AM
You would be surprised how long you can drag it out for, like till guys hit their (high)limits long. I used to be more emotional and would boot guys as soon as they annoyed me because since I don't have a shortage consciousness I know there's plenty of non-annoying guys I can make money from instead, but now I think making as much money off of them as possible is my best case scenario......And I would even venture to say that wasting creepers' time and money is ultimately the most altruistic option because once a guy sees how much money he spent to get absolutely nothing it's probably going to make him less likely to try it again. They're gonna be like 'Omfg I can't believe I just spent $300 for no reason...and I think that chick did it on purpose!! You can't trust these chicks!!' I like to make it costly for them to be douchebags/ToS violators.
I had some scammer the other day who was telling me that if I paypalled him X amount of money he would send all his rich friends to me while I was streaming and I was guaranteed to make like 1k in an hour and that this would happen every time I paypalled him the fee. LOL. For some reason he was paying me to talk about it, I think he was trying ultimately to get my personal info through paypal. I was feeling inspired by Kitboga from Twitch and so I just wasted his time by asking dumb question after dumb question after dumb question about how the whole operation worked. Never said I was gonna do it, never gave him any personal info whatsoever, never even said I was GOING to give him any personal info, reported his ass, but his hope kept him going and 40 min later I had an extra $100 and he got nothing. He had to pay the douchebag tax.
This is some smart ass info here! It totally makes sense!! Thank you!
princess_casual
03-14-2020, 09:01 AM
You would be surprised how long you can drag it out for, like till guys hit their (high)limits long. I used to be more emotional and would boot guys as soon as they annoyed me because since I don't have a shortage consciousness I know there's plenty of non-annoying guys I can make money from instead, but now I think making as much money off of them as possible is my best case scenario......And I would even venture to say that wasting creepers' time and money is ultimately the most altruistic option because once a guy sees how much money he spent to get absolutely nothing it's probably going to make him less likely to try it again. They're gonna be like 'Omfg I can't believe I just spent $300 for no reason...and I think that chick did it on purpose!! You can't trust these chicks!!' I like to make it costly for them to be douchebags/ToS violators.
I had some scammer the other day who was telling me that if I paypalled him X amount of money he would send all his rich friends to me while I was streaming and I was guaranteed to make like 1k in an hour and that this would happen every time I paypalled him the fee. LOL. For some reason he was paying me to talk about it, I think he was trying ultimately to get my personal info through paypal. I was feeling inspired by Kitboga from Twitch and so I just wasted his time by asking dumb question after dumb question after dumb question about how the whole operation worked. Never said I was gonna do it, never gave him any personal info whatsoever, never even said I was GOING to give him any personal info, reported his ass, but his hope kept him going and 40 min later I had an extra $100 and he got nothing. He had to pay the douchebag tax.
You're totally right... When I'm in a good groove I'm way more slick without even really trying... just pretty burnt out and uninspired atm... probably time to work on my exit strategy lol
thanks for the advice/pep talk :)
ETA: The dude came back and apologized. He's now come and done 10+ minute shows nearly every day lol.
izshadow
03-16-2020, 08:12 AM
Are you horny?
SoloDesire
03-16-2020, 03:19 PM
Donnie:i see fetish do you pee?
Me: That's not even allowed on adult cam sites lol
Donnie:oh i didnt know cuz other girls have done it for me before
Me: They are risking their accounts getting banned then.
You should probably pay them way more.
You could be costing them their jobs
Donnie:i do i give them $50 gold to pee for me in an exlusive show
Me: Lol, that won't pay my bills for the year
Donnie:i understand that but thats them and not you
Me: I hope you feel good about getting your nut even knowing that those poor women might not be able to feed their kids tomorrow.
He left, but I hope I killed his boner.
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Marina Starr
03-18-2020, 02:13 PM
in free chat...
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