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TheBrownFox
05-24-2020, 12:58 PM
This 'HITLERFANBOY' guy came in my room last night, and blurted out "HEY, IS IT OKAY IF I CALL YOU A N***ER OR NO?" He had spelled out the word. I told him to get the fuck outta here with that, and banned him.

SuperPookie
05-24-2020, 03:17 PM
i had a guy inform me that they charge him to go private lol . it was more funny to me than annoying, but definitely STUPID. lol we must be some good actresses omg that is a new level of stupidity though

Seductive_Brit
05-25-2020, 12:24 AM
Ok few rants here.

These fuckers piss me off:
"I love to tease you"
Generally I ignore them after that because I can't think of any appropriate response that won't make me too angry. Well you're not teasing you're irritating, teasing is when you delay gratification in private, I should say that next time.

Then there's something I learnt from this thread actually pretty useful, on SM, making a note of strikes for lurking, in and outing, teasing or whatever without paying they get a strike. Enough strikes and they would get banned. Haven't had to ban anyone yet as I tell them what number strikes they're on and that if they take me private their strikes get wiped clean. Usually it gets them to take me private. So I had one such in and outer chatter who was on strike 2 or 3, took me private, I laughed saying your strikes are wiped clean. I do a bit of small talk to start, ask them what they like. He wanted to see more of me, I always ask want the top or shorts off first? Buys more time. Didn't get to take anything off as with that question poof disappears. He was there for like 2 minutes or less. Rated me a 3. Luckily my rating is strong enough to remain 5 stars. Really pissed me off. Well so glad SM has that new feature where their names remain for 10 minutes after they leave, some small satisfaction gained in blocking him. Prick. lol good to vent this morning haha. I get plenty of lovely people too don't get me wrong but, well you know how it is...

Also ultimately I have a response I make every time to freeloaders now. Would you walk into the supermarket and say you should give me a sandwich, now, because I want one, why wouldn't you?

Haha morning vent over. I feel better

Seductive_Brit
05-25-2020, 12:26 AM
This 'HITLERFANBOY' guy came in my room last night, and blurted out "HEY, IS IT OKAY IF I CALL YOU A N***ER OR NO?" He had spelled out the word. I told him to get the fuck outta here with that, and banned him.


That's terrible. I get the reverse, guys asking me to call them that word, I always say I'm so sorry but racism just isn't sexy. I refuse to do it.

Seductive_Brit
05-25-2020, 12:38 PM
I struggled not to get upset with this one, after asking loads of questions, saying he'd go exclusive an hour and didn't and saying I should be grateful someone tipped me 2 and 5 gold (which is like what , one dollar?) and I clapped back he said I am being reported and my account will be terminated good luck, some real assholes out there. I reported HIM for threatening to try and close my account because I wouldn't give him freebies, ridemegood12 on streammate, block him if you see him ladies. This one is a complete piece of shit.

moneybags
05-25-2020, 08:18 PM
This 'HITLERFANBOY' guy came in my room last night, and blurted out "HEY, IS IT OKAY IF I CALL YOU A N***ER OR NO?" He had spelled out the word. I told him to get the fuck outta here with that, and banned him.

I’m really sorry. The cam company should give you his credit card info and let you go on a shopping spree after that. That’s fucked up.

Seductive_Brit
05-26-2020, 11:23 PM
This morning on skype:

Galatica SkypeFucker3000 "I want to stick my rocket into your big black hole."

Me: Uhm WOW dude. That sounds cool.

Galatica SkypeFucker3000 "No not a blackhole. A wormhole. Yes I want to slip and journey into your deep wormhole and find a new world"

Me: Wait isn't a blackhole and a wormhole the same thing?

Galatica SkypeFucker3000 "Actually no it's not. A blackhole doesn't take you to a new place. Its just a space of nothingness. Whereas a wormhole is a portal to the nether regions of a particular place."

Me: Ahhh I see. Well you have 3 mins left baby wanna add some more time?

Galatica SkypeFucker3000 "Why yes of course I must get to the bottom of things. wink wink brb"

This is what happens when nerds talk dirty :)

I LOVE nerdy guys or those who can get lost in tangents and definitions, I end up with hour long shows barely having to do anything sexual or even get my clothes off if played right. Just a decent, at least semi-interesting chat ha

PhatGirlDynomite!!!
05-27-2020, 10:50 AM
I LOVE nerdy guys or those who can get lost in tangents and definitions, I end up with hour long shows barely having to do anything sexual or even get my clothes off if played right. Just a decent, at least semi-interesting chat ha

Weird obscure conversations is my specialty. In fact this guy is now in my vip squad. A bit strange but doesn't mind spending the money I ask for. Thank you for this reminder. I'm gonna go hit him up right now.

gbjenna
05-28-2020, 03:03 AM
Free chat guy yesterday

“I find it so funny how you charge $20 to flash your tits, when I could just take you private and see the entire lot within 3mins for just $4 extra haha. That makes no sense at all haha”

A bold strategy indeed for him to assume that I would whip my clothes off and bare all to him, pussy and all within less than 3mins at my group rate.
He never took me private in the end though which I guess fortunate cause it would have been such a shame to disappoint.... lol

pippapippa
05-28-2020, 04:46 PM
I assume you’re not doing penetration because you’re pregnant?

Huh? Pregnant women do have sex :)

Oh, I never knew that


Wowwww

MissAdriana
05-28-2020, 04:55 PM
Huh? Pregnant women do have sex :)

Oh, I never knew that


YASS educate these dumb fucks!!!

princess_casual
05-29-2020, 04:35 AM
Me: So what are you into?
Him: I dunno. We just met.

*eyeroll*

Seductive_Brit
06-05-2020, 12:33 PM
I hate uncut peckers too, with a passion.

Same here. I have a few Latino customers who pay me to tell them how much I love their uncut dicks, AND pay me to send pix of their yucky dicks.
Of course I'm beyond grossed out, but, hey, that's showbiz, right?
" And the Oscar ( Mayer Weiner) goes to....Lol!
48077


I find this very interesting, I've actually very rarely seen one that's cut ever in real life. Is that just something in the UK that guys remain uncut? I don't know. Uncut is far more normal and expected so maybe it's also what you're used to. I remembering seeing a cut one and being like this is weird, where's the rest of it? Lol. It seemed more clean I guess but less thickness, less stim on the clit too haha. Let's face it seeing any guys dick on camera is generally revolting. I'm in a relationship and even if I wasn't maybe, I have this rule that if you want cam 2 cam its fine but it has to be non nude and I won't do anything sexual. Either you watch me do my thing or you're that desperate for me to watch you lol. Luckily I therefore get away with doing barely any cam to cam at all, and if I do as you can imagine it usually doesn't last long. Actually I can't stop myself from laughing every time. Don't know why I guess I find it so ridiculous for them to think I want to see it it's like a knee jerk reaction. SPH is super fun and works though for that reason

Seductive_Brit
06-05-2020, 12:35 PM
Weird obscure conversations is my specialty. In fact this guy is now in my vip squad. A bit strange but doesn't mind spending the money I ask for. Thank you for this reminder. I'm gonna go hit him up right now.


Haha any time. You ace that hustle, queen!

Seductive_Brit
06-05-2020, 11:25 PM
Ok this legit made me giggle, there's a new one:

Him: (invisible)Hey hunny. Would you find it troublesome for me to send you some photos of me, just for your general opinion. I would just be interested in your opinion and feedback. Not having much luck with girls, sadly. No pressure at all if you don't want to. :)
Me: Sure if you tip me 10 gold

Him has logged off (reason: user left)

loooooool

MissAdriana
06-06-2020, 09:12 AM
You a house wife baby ?
-no
So your single ?

Not a house wife = single lol

Seductive_Brit
06-08-2020, 12:26 PM
Sounds like a shapeshifter (http://oglaf.com/freshhorses/) from the Oglaf comic.

I literally thought I was the only one who ever read that comic :')

MissAdriana
06-09-2020, 08:19 AM
wanna be daddy's dirty little hoe today? - I'm sure this turns somebody on but not me I got so grossed out


YOu always take my breath away - needless to say he left without tipping

princess_casual
06-09-2020, 10:15 AM
"I need to see the merchandise first"
"Just window shopping"

I am not merchandise. I am a person offering a service. Kindly fuck off.

MissAdriana
06-13-2020, 09:04 AM
Can i give u my number?
Yes
Can?
Chat
And photos
Photo*
I havr not money on the card now
Pleaseee

bigbum
06-13-2020, 10:22 PM
I find this very interesting, I've actually very rarely seen one that's cut ever in real life. Is that just something in the UK that guys remain uncut? I don't know. Uncut is far more normal and expected so maybe it's also what you're used to. I remembering seeing a cut one and being like this is weird, where's the rest of it? Lol. It seemed more clean I guess but less thickness, less stim on the clit too haha. Let's face it seeing any guys dick on camera is generally revolting. I'm in a relationship and even if I wasn't maybe, I have this rule that if you want cam 2 cam its fine but it has to be non nude and I won't do anything sexual. Either you watch me do my thing or you're that desperate for me to watch you lol. Luckily I therefore get away with doing barely any cam to cam at all, and if I do as you can imagine it usually doesn't last long. Actually I can't stop myself from laughing every time. Don't know why I guess I find it so ridiculous for them to think I want to see it it's like a knee jerk reaction. SPH is super fun and works though for that reason

lol i have been camming for about 1 year now. and i have NEVER DONE C2C on SM
i just pretend like its "not working" and sneak my finger to reject the cam.
often after its rejected 2 times... they think that its some how on and i am watching
i just play along and then at the end of the show its says "c2c ended"
i fool them every time.
sometimes they log off and come back again to restart the show spending more money.
i have never seen 1 cock , never heard 1 client's voice, ever seen what 1 client looks like
when its just text its soooo much easier.
i can get as nasty as i want with these elaborate fantasy play and tell them to stick shit in their asses and they think i am watching the whole time.
ofcourse there are always the "scammers" who c2c within the 30 seconds and leave whne you dont accept the cam. but thats usually after the 30 seconds in which time i make
money literally doing nothing.
one CEI show i did today, the client is coming back tomorrow with "evidence' via c2c with the task i gave him.
they never find out.
yet they are happy.
its a win win for everyone.

MissAdriana
06-15-2020, 10:51 AM
I’ll go private after a preview"

pippapippa
06-17-2020, 05:57 PM
“You got a phat booty”
“Thanks. I can show it to you for five gold”
“I seen it in the picture”


Lol. I can’t even get mad at that. Just had to laugh.

bigbum
06-17-2020, 09:56 PM
"can you suck your thumb like a baby?"

whats more funny.. the request? or the fact that i actually did it
puttin my arthistory degree to work LOLLLL.
is this really my life?!

MissAdriana
06-18-2020, 10:29 AM
low baller scumbags can pay more or get banned


How about 5 God you show me how big your ass is?
- how about 50

50 gold??
- you know what im in a good mood tip 100 I'll show you

Is that ass worth 50 gold?
You spoil me if it's worth 100
- 100 is a good deal

100 is a good deal?
- ok baby just for you a special sale for 500 gold and I will give you all my videos too

500 jeez I was debating 100 haha
- its a good deal

So I tip 500 I get them videos
- yep

I cant afford 500 your crazy haha

BANNED honey you couldn't even afford 5

Seductive_Brit
06-18-2020, 12:29 PM
Guys feel free to use this ha:

i would love to invite you to join me on my next vacation to seychelles islands :)
8:14 PM
1 week at four seasons seychelles check it out
8:16 PM
Sorry hun I don't exist in the human world. I'm a fairy princess

SapphireXO
06-18-2020, 02:26 PM
"You have a great personality. I can tell. I bet if we hung out, we'd have fun. But seriously I think we could be friends."

I seriously DON'T think so. Ick.

Cutie101
06-18-2020, 06:30 PM
Idiot: What's the biggest dick you ever seen?
Me: Mine

*Idiot leaves*

nattyfetish
06-19-2020, 06:51 AM
Guys feel free to use this ha:

i would love to invite you to join me on my next vacation to seychelles islands :)
8:14 PM
1 week at four seasons seychelles check it out
8:16 PM
Sorry hun I don't exist in the human world. I'm a fairy princess

omg i can't stop laughing. i will surely use it ! i wish i had this sort of imagination when answering some guys i swear hahaha

Seductive_Brit
06-19-2020, 10:19 AM
lol i have been camming for about 1 year now. and i have NEVER DONE C2C on SM
i just pretend like its "not working" and sneak my finger to reject the cam.
often after its rejected 2 times... they think that its some how on and i am watching
i just play along and then at the end of the show its says "c2c ended"
i fool them every time.
sometimes they log off and come back again to restart the show spending more money.
i have never seen 1 cock , never heard 1 client's voice, ever seen what 1 client looks like
when its just text its soooo much easier.
i can get as nasty as i want with these elaborate fantasy play and tell them to stick shit in their asses and they think i am watching the whole time.
ofcourse there are always the "scammers" who c2c within the 30 seconds and leave whne you dont accept the cam. but thats usually after the 30 seconds in which time i make
money literally doing nothing.
one CEI show i did today, the client is coming back tomorrow with "evidence' via c2c with the task i gave him.
they never find out.
yet they are happy.
its a win win for everyone.

LOVE THIS ha. Generally I put a sticky note over their tiny note anyway. So I just see that there’s movement behind the sticky note. Generally I laugh. I had one guy who wanted me to mimic what he was doing with my hand on my pinky finger. So I had to at least see the movement lol

Seductive_Brit
06-19-2020, 10:22 AM
omg i can't stop laughing. i will surely use it ! i wish i had this sort of imagination when answering some guys i swear hahaha

Haha please do. Well I have a serious answer to this question before and the guy reacted so horribly I thought what can I say that’s funny and puts the point across how ridiculous they are in a cute way. Just came to me lol. Slowly getting better at responses. This thread is great for coaching that actually ha

kamiliam
06-20-2020, 09:21 PM
Upon returning to free chat after a 10 minute exclusive

Guy who was in my room before the show “that sure was short” proceeds to take me into a show for less then 2.

It’s the why are you bothering to say that comments that annoy me

CatBBW
06-24-2020, 04:35 AM
HIM: Hi

ME: Hi how you doing?

HIM: Have you ever been naked before

ME: I don't understand the question. Before what?

HIM: What I mean is have you ever been naked in the shower

ME: No I wear all my clothes. I make sure to add more clothes before I step in, just to make sure I'm not at all naked. Sometimes I buy clothes just to wear them in the shower. It's a strange question, "Have you ever been naked in the shower"

HIM: Yes

ME: Right. So how can I help you? What are you looking for?

HIM: I am looking for a women to date

/block

minibagel
06-25-2020, 01:42 PM
Only during a contest do I hear:

"so what are you up to"

SoloDesire
06-25-2020, 03:32 PM
Only during a contest do I hear:

"so what are you up to"

"Working! Now buy a show, tip GOLD, or get the fuck out!"

KatM
06-25-2020, 05:13 PM
Only during a contest do I hear:

"so what are you up to"
that question, omg, why they think we are on cam, to sell cucumbers? seriously now, dont they know what is all about?! we wanna make money!

Cutie101
06-25-2020, 06:13 PM
I guess he didn't get the "I won't answer" thing. I could have banned him, but I couldn't let you know about one more idiot that way ;D
I just let him talk untill he left...
53222

KatM
06-26-2020, 05:56 AM
^^^ what site is that, jasmin?

Cutie101
06-26-2020, 03:07 PM
^^^ what site is that, jasmin?

Yes, that's it :))

Seductive_Brit
06-27-2020, 03:12 AM
^I hate it when a guy on any of these sites call me 'princess'. Lol. I don't think it's a very cute term of endearment at all. I think it's creepy. Lol. Especially when they tack it onto the end of every sentence they type to you.....

Was dating an older guy who called me princess all the time. Turns out he used the same term of endearment for the other two girls he was seeing at the same time clearly so as to avoid mixing up names.......Yeah I don't trust that word anymore haha

MissAdriana
06-27-2020, 03:22 PM
Suck me dry to celebrate juneteenth

Seductive_Brit
06-27-2020, 07:22 PM
A-aaaah. *stretching back* 's good to be in business after a 2-year break. I've been collecting some whaddafuckery for the past errrrrrm 3 weeks perhaps? Brace yourselves.
I've left out all of the 'show boms, booms, bombs, bubiz, bobs and puss, puzy, posee, pups, right now please, plese, plize, plyse'
All custie names are altered (although maaaaan I really wanted not to, LOL).
All these are from free chat.

---

Introducing... unregistered guests:

---

g38: Open your feet and I want to insert acupuncture points

g161: Your boobs like mountain

g69: I want to suck your wet pussy before I fondly penetrate you

g143: Love What about the pleasure of eating the head
g143: Lovely your hair
Me: g143, nice allusion of me being a Black Widow -
g143: Love is your real name fuzzy wuzzy

g105: I'm not raving my mother. I'll be there, Cousco Conto. Do not get up

g142: Hola
cluelesscustie142: g142 stolen my identady??????????????????

g156: fihim Possible organic big erect male kneeling pussy and your ass and your breasts please

g82: I'm without clothes and play in the organic masculine possible to violently take off your fish

g1: A big organic male wants to blow your big ass

g61: I practice masturbation on you

g85: Let's take off your clothes so that your sperm can be removed

g147: U free boobs and I'll free willy, promise

g114: You can play in your female member

g160: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Aaaaand my favourite:
g55: Wich size your patience
g55: Show me your patience

Aaaaand my second favourite:
g29: Is that lip stick made of blood of the men you have been with and bitten off their sausage


---

Introducing..... people who somehow managed to sign up.

---

mototola87: Hi baby, can you reach your pussy with your nipple in pvt?

MuyBien: i wonder if your ass hole has same color with your nipples;)

ttt772: if I mate behind the screen what you spell me

PussyPhucker: So hot babe
pussylickers68: How are you
(great timing, LOL)

Loateeb: I want to put a customer on your breast

billy9000: show nipples baby i can through money from penus

Farhan3000: Just watching you free cuz v r poor ??

sharrnights: Your eyes look like peacock
sharrnights: Also you lips like duck
sharrnights: When kiss your lips like creamy

amiripod82: Do you have telegram?

ZORRO77: Open the clitoris to toss masturbation and also between your breasts there.

---

Introducing me at my wit's end (did a guest just ask me how's my patience?)

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bongoboms: Oh yeah I want to fuck your ass so hard bb please show me your tits please please!!!!11
Me: bongo... sorry to disappoint mate but I failed growing an asshole between me breasts

andywhatev: I wouldn't stop teasing u until u screamed Andy stop please stop xx
Me: Andy... stop, please stop

gall59: Tits for tips?
Me: Penis for pennies?

wowme: U have a booty that u can kiss
Me: wowme, no, I have a booty that YOU can kiss - I'm no yoga expert

wowme: I am going crazy u are my drig
wowme: Drug
Me: you have to pay for drugs
wowme: I dony do drugs
Me: you won't do me then.

Me: you're back -
justin: ok...do you have higher expectations...
Me: I don't know, how tall are you? -
justin: short
justin: as aussie men go...lol
Me: I don't know, almost all aussie men I've seen on cam were laying on their backs - couldn't tell
justin: lol....what the fuck were they doing on their backs
Me: *crickets* justin...

hamy07: i love boobs
Me: me too, I squeeze mine every morning for good luck

marko54646: I want lick you everywere
Me: Marko, what are you waiting for?
marko54646: Money...

Me: then the question comes, Steve, what did you wish for tonight? (today?)
g8: steve please wish that she had sex with me thanks bro
curiousSteve: all i want make g8 happy
g8: this curiousSteve in his fan now steve i love you.
curiousSteve: love u too g8
g8: steve i would steal a penguin for you
Me: BOYS, eyes on me
curiousSteve: ok, i would give it to her:D

hamiaslt85: I can see my legs
Me: You're lucky, I can't see mine (big boobs 4 life)

FordFan4life: u so hot i wanna meet u. so how much for a whole night with u I give u 50 dollers fuck with me cum big time
Me: ... so you're looking at a Mustang while you can't afford an Escort?

.....
(cue music)
Men men men men manly men, o-o-oooohhhh.

Thank you for this. Amused me immensely ha

gbjenna
07-01-2020, 02:30 AM
Cretin: Get your rat out then
Cretin: Smile you miserable bitch what’s up with you
*cretin waits for my reaction*
Me: Pay me
Cretin leaves the room

They love to act like billy big bollocks until money is mentioned. I imagine they have the same attitude on dates. Talk to their date like shit, give it the big one being all cocky and disrespectful and then when it comes to paying, they squirm at the thought of payment and need you to split the bill.

izshadow
07-02-2020, 12:01 PM
I don’t suppose you would be interested in chatting in your off time? Just talking about stuff that we are interested and/or concerned about in this craycray world?

MissAdriana
07-03-2020, 08:14 AM
What are your limits?

Do you have limits?

Limits in exclusive?



UGH

Seductive_Brit
07-04-2020, 05:42 AM
Guys a WARNING for girls on Streammate. If you see a guy called "Patrick" block him, he will take you private, ask you to say Black Lives Matter (which I wholeheartedly agree with anyway) and then leave, giving you a 1 star rating.

Real fricking weirdo.

You've been warned

MissAdriana
07-04-2020, 08:50 AM
I'm horny
I'm driving lol

princess_casual
07-04-2020, 09:25 AM
Guys a WARNING for girls on Streammate. If you see a guy called "Patrick" block him, he will take you private, ask you to say Black Lives Matter (which I wholeheartedly agree with anyway) and then leave, giving you a 1 star rating.

Real fricking weirdo.

You've been warned

what a weirdo. probably a lot of Patrick names but if it is under 3 minutes they will remove the 1 star no questions asked...

Cutie101
07-04-2020, 03:21 PM
Idiot: Ohhh, you're so expensive! Are you insane? You're like a $2.99
Me: This is how broke sounds
Idiot: I am not broke dumbass, I have a shit ton of money, but I don't wanna pay your price
Me: Aham, you say the same thing while drolling for a ferrari?
Idiot: You're not a ferrari bitch
Me: And you can't afford me bitch, if you even had 2.99 to spend, you'd be there already, jacking fast before the credits are ending

*ban*

Genoveve
07-04-2020, 06:53 PM
Guys a WARNING for girls on Streammate. If you see a guy called "Patrick" block him, he will take you private, ask you to say Black Lives Matter (which I wholeheartedly agree with anyway) and then leave, giving you a 1 star rating.

Real fricking weirdo.

You've been warned

Whenever I have a guy who is feeding me lines to say like that I assume they're trying to record me and I refuse.