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princess_casual
09-06-2020, 09:46 AM
nick: you are a GODDESS
me: I know
nick: you know? haha


Some of these dudes really think we have been waiting for them to tell us how amazing we are as if we don't own mirrors.

Miss_ShaSha
09-07-2020, 04:55 AM
Jjboog3334Plz ��
Jjboog3334It will be quick
Jjboog3334?
Jjboog3334I want you to twerk a lil until I say I’m cummin then go up to cam jiggle tits and tongue
Jjboog3334I just need a quick nut

Seductive_Brit
09-08-2020, 05:18 AM
nick: You are a goddess
me: I know
nick: You know? Haha


some of these dudes really think we have been waiting for them to tell us how amazing we are as if we don't own mirrors.


yas queeeen!!

ggminx
09-10-2020, 11:15 AM
"would you like to help me drain this big white cock"



when someone cums in a fucking minute and has the audacity to rate 4 stars...:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: didn't cum fast enough? :rotfl:

bigbum
09-10-2020, 04:16 PM
"would you like to help me drain this big white cock"



when someone cums in a fucking minute and has the audacity to rate 4 stars...:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: didn't cum fast enough? :rotfl:

oh i think i saw this idiot today was this on SM by chance? i blocked him instantly lol.

ggminx
09-11-2020, 01:46 AM
oh i think i saw this idiot today was this on SM by chance? i blocked him instantly lol.

yeah...and same!

pippapippa
09-11-2020, 06:55 PM
Amazing c cup nipples

Ummm, I’m a 34G

Bad cam angle no disrespect

(Straight on angle. Dude just doesn’t know his boob sizes. Why do guys pretend like they understand how bras work???)

Genoveve
09-11-2020, 08:58 PM
^^^Reminds me of when a guy told me his gf was an 85DD. :thinking: I wanted to say so bad "Oh so she's obese?"

princess_casual
09-12-2020, 01:56 PM
^^^Reminds me of when a guy told me his gf was an 85DD. :thinking: I wanted to say so bad "Oh so she's obese?"

maybe he was french? 85DD is 32DD in France

princess_casual
09-12-2020, 01:58 PM
Idiot: can you bend over
Me: yes I am capable
Idiot: can I see how capable
Me: are you capable of paying for private show?

surprise, surprise, idiot left...

another idiot: your ass will make me decide whether I go private or not
me: and can you guess what will make me decide whether I show you my ass or not?

*poof*

I have pics of my ass on my profile... clearly it isn't about just seeing what my ass looks like

bigbum
09-12-2020, 03:54 PM
the funny thing is.. i have seen girls post that they will "shit in a cup for 100 gold" so i know he is telling me the truth
frustrating that girls like that dont get blocked, and as a result it becomes some how an expectation to shit in exclusive? lol wtf
umm yeah... no....
53437

bigbum
09-12-2020, 03:55 PM
the funny thing is.. i have seen girls post that they will "shit in a cup for 100 gold" so i know he is telling me the truth
frustrating that girls like that dont get blocked, and as a result it becomes some how an expectation to shit in exclusive? lol wtf
umm yeah... no....
53437
oh my bad he said PRIVATE , not even exclusive lolllllllll

gbjenna
09-13-2020, 12:14 AM
the funny thing is.. i have seen girls post that they will "shit in a cup for 100 gold" so i know he is telling me the truth
frustrating that girls like that dont get blocked, and as a result it becomes some how an expectation to shit in exclusive? lol wtf
umm yeah... no....
53437

When they’re going round people’s rooms like that seemingly one after another, I wonder if they’re genuinely into what they’re asking for or whether they’re just testing women’s limits to see how far they’ll go for money. Those sorts of men are some of the worst IMO. It’s like they’re praying on desperate women for their own self amusement.

I’m sure it’s not always the case as people do love some weird and wonderful things, but when they approach in a manner like shown above, I’m not convinced it’s the latter.

MissAdriana
09-13-2020, 08:16 AM
When they’re going round people’s rooms like that seemingly one after another, I wonder if they’re genuinely into what they’re asking for or whether they’re just testing women’s limits to see how far they’ll go for money. Those sorts of men are some of the worst IMO. It’s like they’re praying on desperate women for their own self amusement.

I get a message every day like "limits bb?" "have limits?" "what are your limits?" and I started just straight up banning most of them. It's so off putting & disgusting, I'm probably losing tons of $ LOL Imagine every time you took a shit in a cup you got $100 now that is the life LMAO

Miss_ShaSha
09-13-2020, 10:58 AM
oh my bad he said PRIVATE , not even exclusive lolllllllll

OMFG LOLOLLLLL this had me rollin big!!! Thanks for the big ol laugh. Here I am 6.5 hrs into a 10 and running low on energy yet this comment perked me right up hahahaaaaaa.

Miss_ShaSha
09-13-2020, 11:01 AM
the funny thing is.. i have seen girls post that they will "shit in a cup for 100 gold" so i know he is telling me the truth
frustrating that girls like that dont get blocked, and as a result it becomes some how an expectation to shit in exclusive? lol wtf
umm yeah... no....
53437

I just had a brief exchange with a guy who asked for a golden shower on SM. My response was "that's against terms. who is doing that?" His response was lots of girls do it. I blocked.

This kinda shit irritates me. And I take ONE dump a day. I'm gonna charge up the ass to just pinch off so I can do more IF I even accepted this sort of thing. My rate per minute can't compete.

FUCKERS!!!

bigbum
09-13-2020, 11:47 AM
LOL Imagine every time you took a shit in a cup you got $100 now that is the life LMAO

omgggg hahahahha i am sitting here laughing sooooo harddddd...

bigbum
09-13-2020, 11:51 AM
I just had a brief exchange with a guy who asked for a golden shower on SM. My response was "that's against terms. who is doing that?" His response was lots of girls do it. I blocked.

This kinda shit irritates me. And I take ONE dump a day. I'm gonna charge up the ass to just pinch off so I can do more IF I even accepted this sort of thing. My rate per minute can't compete.

FUCKERS!!!

the pee thing i can understand since its just pee.. but taking a shit in a cup.... LOLLLL thats next level. with 35% payout .. umm they would need a lot of $$ even if it was alllowed lol

bigbum
09-13-2020, 11:53 AM
When they’re going round people’s rooms like that seemingly one after another, I wonder if they’re genuinely into what they’re asking for or whether they’re just testing women’s limits to see how far they’ll go for money. Those sorts of men are some of the worst IMO. It’s like they’re praying on desperate women for their own self amusement.

I’m sure it’s not always the case as people do love some weird and wonderful things, but when they approach in a manner like shown above, I’m not convinced it’s the latter.

ah yes the "Cut and pasters" those are an instant block for me. if they bother to type i sometimes reply. but if its an essay cut and paste hahahah its blocked before i even finish reading it . usually its the "my wife is sleeping or in the shower" bull shit or "whats your opinion on..."

Holly_xoxo
09-14-2020, 09:58 AM
Only 10 min in to today's shift....

Loser - Show me your vagina
Me : I can in private
Loser - No do it here
Loser - Do it now

* You have blocked loser *

Gonna be one of those days, is it?

Cutie101
09-15-2020, 10:19 AM
"Heaven must be missing an angel"

Everytime I hear this shit, it makes me thing they want me dead or something...

Esixxx
09-15-2020, 10:49 AM
"Heaven must be missing an angel"

Everytime I hear this shit, it makes me thing they want me dead or something...


Thank you I needed that laugh today :)

Ambercat
09-17-2020, 06:15 AM
Mmmm I wanna spit in your asshole - blocked

i was thinking your in islam. I'm the devil, from hell - blocked

Let me drool spit down your ass and tongue fuck it out - blocked

Hi how are you would have been a better icebreaker. Really not in the mood for nonsense today!

princess_casual
09-20-2020, 03:00 PM
random guy comes into my room: hey, how are you? remember me?
me: Uhh no... we've never done a show and you've never been in here
random guy: we have done shows on my old account, my username was _____
me: so why would I remember you if you have a new account with a different username from the one you had when we did shows?

he left... and I don't give a shit.... not in the mood to coddle these idiots with no common sense

princess_casual
09-22-2020, 07:46 AM
I've had someone come in several times with different usernames with the same copy/paste

Ber19D: i would love to take you excl for CEI, but i would love to go again and again until im completely empty...would you be into something like that, miss?

I'm very confused as to what kind of reaction this person is looking for or what they get out of doing this... like what is the point? I'm sure some of you have gotten this guy before. Curious if he has ever done a show.

izshadow
09-22-2020, 11:51 AM
Mike (invisible)is there a minimum?

jakemarsh1 (invisible)Okay, I literally won’t last long hahah

Told both of them to f*ck off. I'm not here for a two minute show. Especially jake who wanted me to oil up my titties. Yah no, screw off with your cheap asses today.

AnnieSimon
09-25-2020, 12:26 AM
About a week ago. In free chat:

Idiot tip me 1 token
Me: Thank you
Idiot: Show your ass!
Me: I'd love to. Just use the tip menu and I will ;)
Idiot: I am the customer with the tokens, you should do as I say in order to tip you more.

Blocked

StrangerSins
09-27-2020, 09:57 AM
chaturbate grey : Beauty!! Its not nice to see that you really do everything wrong what a newbie here can do wrong. Who tell you that it is an good idea to wear dark clothes??
me: ok grey user, I'll keep your tokenless advice in mind :)

melanielive
09-29-2020, 05:14 AM
I posted this on the NF thread but not sure how active that one is so I m posting here again...lol
Any NF ladies let me know if u got that weird message last night...

I just got ( a general message) from a regular of mine but what he says on the message sounds like total NONSENSE..... lol I wonder if any of you here got that message as well...
The title was " ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION"
Talks about stuff like he tapped NF recording devices, like if the government had been listening to NF calls, etc...
Then he says " he s God" on one part of the message...lol
It makes no sense to me at all, he called me a few mins before that with one min left, I said hi, I could hear noise but he didn' t talk and he didn't call again...
He has called several times and he was always super nice but a couple times he made calls where he was sounding super bossy and weird...
Do u guys have customers like that at all?
So weird...

And last night he replied my " what is all that about, is that a mass message?" saying that yes, it was a general message ( all in capital letters), all the other message was in capital letters too...lol
It annoys me when people do that, do they think I m gonna take them more seriously?..lol

izshadow
09-29-2020, 11:24 AM
Rocketman21Yo
Rocketman21Can u stand up
Rocketman21Can u go fuck urself?

You have blocked Rocketman21.

Wasnt he a gem. *eyeroll* He didnt like being told "can you read the tip menu" after his "can you stand up" statement. Hahahahaha, I blew him a kiss before blocking him.

Miss_ShaSha
09-30-2020, 05:29 PM
53484

I think he's got comprehension issues.

StrangerSins
10-01-2020, 02:49 AM
Basic on mfc: What is your name
Me: it literally says in the window when you open, there's the username
Basic on mfc:Sorry. Some models don't use their real name

... how clueless can one be? do they actually think anyone uses their real lame? that's a receipt for disaster

princess_casual
10-01-2020, 10:03 AM
Basic on mfc: What is your name
Me: it literally says in the window when you open, there's the username
Basic on mfc:Sorry. Some models don't use their real name

... how clueless can one be? do they actually think anyone uses their real lame? that's a receipt for disaster

Lol I've gotten this a few times on SM... no shit we don't use our real names, but clearly that is the only name you will know me as.

SuperPookie
10-01-2020, 11:38 AM
I have a "real" fake name for " very special" guys. I make them promise not to tell and say how sorry I am that I just don't feel comfortable giving out my real last name also :D. All my phone characters also have a real fake name lol.

gbjenna
10-01-2020, 01:07 PM
Have these guys not got anything better to do than bring their fucking covid policing onto a porn site?

I’ve been off sick for quite a while but I’m back with a slight cough. The amount of idiots ordering me to get a test, telling me I’ve covid, telling me I shouldn’t be going out etc etc. Like I need it screaming at me that I’ve been ill. If they politely ask me how I’ve been and hoped it wasn’t covid, that’s fine but it’s the rest of the idiots. You’d think I was sat face to face with them showing my covid symptoms. I’m indoors on a computer.

Rant over now. Might put a covid ban on my room though along with politics and other stuff I don’t care about at work.

MsJess
10-07-2020, 01:09 PM
53509
ban hammer eww

Teddy_Bear
10-08-2020, 12:39 AM
Pretty much everything everyone says on Streamate! It's got to the point where I don't respond to anyone new unless they tip first and i regret nothing. If they leave without tipping i make a note and if they do it more than three times i block them.

Ain't nobody got time for their bullshit.

BambiCutie
10-08-2020, 03:30 PM
"Turn around and show me your ass bb before so I know what Im getting before taking you private."


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0toEKn3vKDU&ab_channel=AcaciaVolkerts

Mal707
10-09-2020, 08:07 PM
Mr_suckU7 in a 5tk tip note on mfc: finger up your butt don’t question it babe do it now

izshadow
10-10-2020, 11:27 AM
9/29/19 5:34:05 GOLD $1.07
9/20/17 5:07:47 Exclusive $8.08
9/20/17 4:59:09 Exclusive $10.51

And this fucker thinks he is now my best friend and wants to just talk and talk and talk about anything and everything in free chat. GTFO. You are about to be blocked you cheap ass. This is not a friends only free chat site.

Esixxx
10-12-2020, 09:19 AM
Bobby1843Hi im bobby im 18 years old from iowa

Then came back into my room to say it again.

Bobby1843Hi im bobby im 18 years old from iowa

Me: Hi bobby! What brings you to the site?

Bobby1843You look like my step mom

Me: ......./

everythingiscake
10-12-2020, 10:07 AM
First he asked me to marry him LOL and then. . . .

MattMann Where are you?

Me: USA

MattMann Where are you?

Me: In your computer

MattMann No your noyt

MattMann Where are you?

MattMann ???

MattMann You're valuable

MattMann I will keep you.

MattMann How many kids do you have?

Me: I don't have any fucking kids

MattMann Prove you don't have a scar?

You have blocked MattMann.

gbjenna
10-13-2020, 02:35 AM
What do these idiots expect to gain from stupid comments like “you look tired” ? Mostly when they’re not tipping or adding any sort of value to the room, with somewhat of decent sort of conversation. Tired of their boring ass shit, more like. May aswell tell you that you look like crap!

It wouldn’t bother me normally tbh but I had a very unexpected bereavement in the family last week, of someone I was very close to. Last night was the first time I’d mustered the energy to work since and I was giving it my best during a pretty quiet shift. It’s not what I needed to hear. I just blocked and logged off for a bit.

Genoveve
10-13-2020, 07:35 PM
What do these idiots expect to gain from stupid comments like “you look tired” ? Mostly when they’re not tipping or adding any sort of value to the room, with somewhat of decent sort of conversation. Tired of their boring ass shit, more like. May aswell tell you that you look like crap!

It wouldn’t bother me normally tbh but I had a very unexpected bereavement in the family last week, of someone I was very close to. Last night was the first time I’d mustered the energy to work since and I was giving it my best during a pretty quiet shift. It’s not what I needed to hear. I just blocked and logged off for a bit.

Try not to take it personally, they say it to everyone. You shoulda been like "Bitch I wonder what the fuck you look like?" I say stuff like that a lot when guys try to go in on my appearance, because chances are they don't look like a Greek god and they know it.

Honestly though I think guys assume you must be tired if you're not acting as energetic and being as entertaining as they were hoping you would be. I just sit down and surf the internet when I'm not in pvt or exclu so I always get tons of 'You look tired,''You look bored.'

Seductive_Brit
10-13-2020, 11:54 PM
Ok so I get the opposite problem of what some poor girls I've seen write about on here. I'm a blonde white girl with a big ass and I get a lot of black dudes asking me to call them the 'N' word which of course I refuse to do. Usually they're like ok fair enough. But today damn this guy just kept pushing it.

Him: You want some nigga dick
Me: Happy to go private but I won't use that word
Him (invisible):Can you use it in excl please
Me: Sorry no, racism is just not sexy. Not for me.
Him: It’s not I’m black we can do cam2cam if you want to show you
Me: I have already said I won't use that word, it represents pain and oppression, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm white! (Therefore how the heck is it not racist for me to say it?)
Him: Please let’s not go there
Him: It’s for sensitive information woolen
Him: (invisible)People (no idea what that meant??)
Me: I don't compromise my morals for anyone. I've said no. No means no. I'm sure there's a girl out there happy to do it
Him: Ok

Like damn..... dude is trying to make me feel bad for NOT being a racist. If a person of colour wants to use that word to empower themselves then that's very much up to them and of course has a different meaning to them, but I have no place using it in any context. Period.

gbjenna
10-14-2020, 02:48 AM
Try not to take it personally, they say it to everyone. You shoulda been like "Bitch I wonder what the fuck you look like?" I say stuff like that a lot when guys try to go in on my appearance, because chances are they don't look like a Greek god and they know it.

Honestly though I think guys assume you must be tired if you're not acting as energetic and being as entertaining as they were hoping you would be. I just sit down and surf the internet when I'm not in pvt or exclu so I always get tons of 'You look tired,''You look bored.'

Thank you! I'm definintely using that line one time lol! It's true aswell, I bet it shuts them up.
I don't think it was even in my appearance so much and probably more in my aura. Or maybe it was actually apparent in my face and I just couldn't see it hahaha. In that moment it just completely brought me back to the reason why I was really tired and drained and I really didn't need reminding.

Yeah I get it a lot aswell actually. If they want me to be entertaining they either need to talk to me or tip me. I don't stand up and tease unless they're engaging me somewhat cause I find it demotivating and a waste of energy.

everythingiscake
10-14-2020, 06:59 AM
Ok so I get the opposite problem of what some poor girls I've seen write about on here. I'm a blonde white girl with a big ass and I get a lot of black dudes asking me to call them the 'N' word which of course I refuse to do. Usually they're like ok fair enough. But today damn this guy just kept pushing it.

Him: You want some nigga dick
Me: Happy to go private but I won't use that word
Him (invisible):Can you use it in excl please
Me: Sorry no, racism is just not sexy. Not for me.
Him: It’s not I’m black we can do cam2cam if you want to show you
Me: I have already said I won't use that word, it represents pain and oppression, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm white! (Therefore how the heck is it not racist for me to say it?)
Him: Please let’s not go there
Him: It’s for sensitive information woolen
Him: (invisible)People (no idea what that meant??)
Me: I don't compromise my morals for anyone. I've said no. No means no. I'm sure there's a girl out there happy to do it
Him: Ok

Like damn..... dude is trying to make me feel bad for NOT being a racist. If a person of colour wants to use that word to empower themselves then that's very much up to them and of course has a different meaning to them, but I have no place using it in any context. Period.

One of my NF characters is an adorable little blonde and she attracts the same thing. (wtf??). I had a guy get verbally abusive when I refused to say it. I tried to be kind and remind him that respect and fetishes go hand in hand and while i was fine "admiring" his bbc, I would not use racial slurs. He lost his mind and got very abusive. I blocked him. What fucking world is this where men get angry when a white person WONT use racial slurs?? It's fucked up.

Esixxx
10-14-2020, 08:05 AM
stonervibez (invisible)Damn ur sexy
stonervibez (invisible)I turned 18 today lol
stonervibez (invisible)Milfs that will talk back
stonervibez (invisible)Bday present? ����

stonervibez (invisible)Idc lol I’m broke that’s why I said present ��


Me: LMAO

~Carmen~
10-14-2020, 12:14 PM
stonervibez (invisible)Damn ur sexy
stonervibez (invisible)I turned 18 today lol
stonervibez (invisible)Milfs that will talk back
stonervibez (invisible)Bday present? ����

stonervibez (invisible)Idc lol I’m broke that’s why I said present ��


Me: LMAO

Awe come on...have you no heart?;)

Esixxx
10-14-2020, 12:55 PM
Awe come on...have you no heart?;);D;D;D;D

I have a huge heart when they give me gold;D lots of gold 8)