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MissMafia
05-09-2012, 08:15 AM
That's when you gotta work in that creative conversation..

Normally, when that happens to me, I say, "such and such wants me, BRB" and usually the guy I need to tip is tipping at that point. :)

Trust me, don't let him get comfy - because he will do it all the time.

Lilly_Love
05-09-2012, 08:39 AM
I hate when guys are sitting in free chat going, oh i'm sitting here jacking off right now..... oh i'm cumming. First of all it's like to what? I'm sitting here talking to you. And 2nd it's rude as hell to come into a paying cam site and cum in free chat without even throwing down a tip. If i made you cum, you can atleast throw down a tip since you're too cheap to come to our show. If he's sittin there bragging about it to you hun, it seems like he's tryin to rub it in your face. I kindly kick people like that from my room.

Lilly_Love
05-09-2012, 08:39 AM
That's when you gotta work in that creative conversation..

Normally, when that happens to me, I say, "such and such wants me, BRB" and usually the guy I need to tip is tipping at that point. :)

Trust me, don't let him get comfy - because he will do it all the time.

Agrees with MissMafia, if he can cum for free once, he'll be back to do it again.

MissMafia
05-09-2012, 08:41 AM
Usually when they tell me they are doing that...and there isn't going to be a tip,

I will just say oh yeah? Have at it buddy - wait a few seconds and kick em out. It's not worth it.

Then again, you usually have to thank the girls for that crap that do it in open chat.

However - I get mad then I say get it girl, because those are the girls banging a million tokens per hour.

I mean in comparison to MFC and MGF - I get guys constantly that just come to talk - but MGF is a different playing field for me. I treat it as a entirely different place, with different guys. If the guy and I are just BSing about whatever, I enjoy the conversation and charging them is pointless. Not to mention befriending them works out for me in the long run. MFC though - there are not guys there who want to be just friends and spoil you, they will take advantage every way they can. If a guy on MGF says he's beating off, he's paid me good money in the past, by all means go for it. But if you are some guy that paid for a premium, chatted me up, just to see if I would entertain the idea, I will more than likely just ignore it and leave the chat - don't have time for that crap...

It's really boiling down to the situation and how to deal... because I don't wanna miss any opportunity to make any bank, whatsoever. Taking a hit here and there, works out for me, like I said...

Lilly_Love
05-09-2012, 08:44 AM
Usually when they tell me they are doing that...and there isn't going to be a tip,

I will just say oh yeah? Have at it buddy - wait a few seconds and kick em out. It's not worth it.

Then again, you usually have to thank the girls for that crap that do it in open chat.

However - I get mad then I say get it girl, because those are the girls banging a million tokens per hour.

Yup or getting nothing for giving it all away for free.... like the old saying, why buy the cow when you get the milk for free.... personally the girls that give it away erk the hell out of me. It's against the rules on SM to do that anyways and plus then you get customers going, well i just saw so and so's whole vagina on cam and she was doing this and this and this in free chat....... well sorry not gonna happen here lol. Makes our job a little harder to do when people give it away, but nice attitude to have MissMafia :D

MissMafia
05-09-2012, 08:45 AM
I had a pretty awful night last night as well. But I suspect it's because the guys are saving their tokens for my birthday show tonight. Have you tried varying your shows? I noticed if I do different shows every night (not always nude ones), I attract more tips and more guys. If you just do the same thing night after night, the guys will get bored.
One of my best earning shows is actually Trivia night. You'd be surprised how many guys want to show off their smarts to the model and to other men. Bonus: I don't have to fuck myself :)

What kind of trivia do you do?

JoJoX
05-09-2012, 09:10 AM
im sorry guys^^^....what i mean is, he doesnt pay ANYMORE. the skype that we was referring to happened over a year ago, and yes he was paying then...but now? no. some guys think because they paid you a few times- BACK IN THE DAY- that they are owed something back still to this day.

cvarga
05-09-2012, 09:28 AM
I just watched a girl on Xpeeps spread eagle, fingers and toys, and full sound effects cum to 1 registered member and 12 muted guests. She made 9 tokens. Not sure what that is in dollars but I doubt it's more than $1.

Streamate e-mailed me this morning and said messy facials with the realistic cock in free chat is ok as long as it's not a real dick.
ALL sites now allow dirty talk whilst bare breasted and showing asshole through a g-string.

WHY pray tell do you honestly believe he didn't pay you?

Umm.. milk.. cow.. mooooooooooooooooooo

HighHeelHottie
05-09-2012, 09:36 AM
"can you show me your tits...my wife just left me"
I see why she left you. 1) you're cheap 2) you're disrespectful 'cause you blatantly ignored my topic that said how much a tit flash was.

I can't believe he truly thought I'd feel sympathy for him. When a friend tells me he just got dumped, I don't go "oh you poor thing, let me show you my tits."

justanothercamgirl
05-09-2012, 11:57 AM
cheap custie: 1 GOLD to see tits?

me: Uh, no. They are both huge and all-natural. 1 GOLD isn't enough.

cheap custie: 2 GOLD then?

*smh*

justanothercamgirl
05-09-2012, 12:00 PM
I can't believe he truly thought I'd feel sympathy for him. When a friend tells me he just got dumped, I don't go "oh you poor thing, let me show you my tits."

I have the most lame and dark sense of humour ever. You saying this just made me visualize being at a funeral. "My girlfriend just died. Tits for free, bb?"
Or, "I am sorry your love one died, here let me show you my tits! Now, don't you feel better?"

nemcis
05-09-2012, 12:00 PM
I've entered the amount of golds for showing in my roomtopic, saves me a lot of useless discussions



cheap custie: 1 GOLD to see tits?

me: Uh, no. They are both huge and all-natural. 1 GOLD isn't enough.

cheap custie: 2 GOLD then?

*smh*

o0Pepper0o
05-09-2012, 12:21 PM
today on MFC I was told by a guy that I'm not cool because I say I am..that I should be quiet more often, that I talk too much, and that my bouncy personality is totally FAKE
Rididculous...why do some people see a happy spry camgirl and think it's an act!??!
SOME OF US R JUST FUCKIN HAPPY DAMMIT!!!
Oh and that my laugh is too manical...which it is. Still like it =p

JoJoX
05-09-2012, 12:39 PM
the thing on mfc, sometimes the first hour i would make like 6 bucks and the second hour, 200 bucks. this is really off topic, but im just sayin...

anonymous camgirl
05-09-2012, 01:11 PM
oh my! some people are just plain ole grumpy.. I had an ex spanning over 2 decades.. he always said my laugh was fake.. and we lived together and had a child.. some people are just dicks! no need to figure it out!


today on MFC I was told by a guy that I'm not cool because I say I am..that I should be quiet more often, that I talk too much, and that my bouncy personality is totally FAKE
Rididculous...why do some people see a happy spry camgirl and think it's an act!??!
SOME OF US R JUST FUCKIN HAPPY DAMMIT!!!
Oh and that my laugh is too manical...which it is. Still like it =p

justanothercamgirl
05-09-2012, 01:26 PM
I've entered the amount of golds for showing in my roomtopic, saves me a lot of useless discussions

That is the thing, I literally spam my room every 10 seconds with a message that says I don't flash in free. I used to have it in my room topic, but no one ever read it!

JGB2009
05-09-2012, 01:58 PM
I just watched a girl on Xpeeps spread eagle, fingers and toys, and full sound effects cum to 1 registered member and 12 muted guests. She made 9 tokens. Not sure what that is in dollars but I doubt it's more than $1.

Streamate e-mailed me this morning and said messy facials with the realistic cock in free chat is ok as long as it's not a real dick.
ALL sites now allow dirty talk whilst bare breasted and showing asshole through a g-string.

WHY pray tell do you honestly believe he didn't pay you?

Umm.. milk.. cow.. mooooooooooooooooooo


I 've seen that go on a lot over there on xpeeps.....crazy!!!!

roast
05-09-2012, 03:22 PM
Not on cam but an imlive lurker / beggar / freeloader takes to Yahoo! answers to plead his case:

http://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20120508075417AArtB7O

Doesnt matter if it is a hack (mmmm CBs) - I need it! And a *lot* of them. kthxbai.

Rina
05-09-2012, 04:01 PM
Not on cam but an imlive lurker / beggar / freeloader takes to Yahoo! answers to plead his case:

http://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20120508075417AArtB7O

Doesnt matter if it is a hack (mmmm CBs) - I need it! And a *lot* of them. kthxbai.
That is a man who needs to have his nuts punched, hard.

Timor
05-09-2012, 05:04 PM
Had a guy post his number in my free chat on mfc last night. Wasn't even a premium, he was a basic! I wish I'd saved his attempt at conversation with me, it was hilarious. When he posted his number I just gave this huge evil grin and said 'oh, somebody PLEASE troll this poor bastard.'
I dunno, guys. Sounded like a real charmer. Had a Harley and apparently his dick was 18 inches long. Plus he was in Knoxville. I should've let him sweep me out of this life of debauchery :D
Reminded me of isobel's 'I AM YR PRINCE' post.

Browneyes
05-09-2012, 05:47 PM
I had a private which went fine for at least 10 mins....then we get to the main point..pussy....and he said :

" BB can you put 2 toys in your pussy?"
me: " oh no bb, im tight..just one toy in each hole"
"lol you are not tight"
me: "excuse mee, is this my fucking vagina or yours!?"
then he was quiet for a few secs while i was trying to be still nice and make him happy another way and he goes:
"Fist bb?"

WTF? What part of ...im tight..u didnt understan't? i said i m tight, there is actuall bone downthere and unless i use spanner/ wrench or hammer i m not gonna fit my hand or long fingers in. There is another medical reason i cant fist and wont fist but i cant tell them that.

It just annoys me as hell that they are trying to convic me or whatever that i can fist my pussy or ass. I fucking caaaan't you fucking idiots..

sorry :D

the shy girl
05-10-2012, 04:00 AM
I did my first ever cam2cams tonight and I can already tell that this is going to get annoying...

Why do guys ask if I think they're hot?!?! One guy looked like an albino Flava Flav, and the other kind of looked like if Chuck Norris and Gollum from Lord of the Rings had a creepy love child. Did they really think I would say yes?! What the fuck?!

justanothercamgirl
05-10-2012, 08:08 AM
Did they really think I would say yes?! What the fuck?!

Actually, they are probably paying you to say yes. ;)

Rina
05-10-2012, 12:18 PM
This shit today on SM my thoughts in (). I know scat is a common fetish but come on!

idiot: I was just wondering...do you happen to do shit shows? where you act like a dog, take a shit and then rub your face in your own shit?
(Oh no he didn't let me re-read. Oh yes he did. The fuck?) *stares at the camera with my seriously? face*

idiot: or should i go some where else
I really need help with this

(oh you need help alright)


idiot has been blocked

Glasses
05-10-2012, 12:25 PM
This shit today on SM my thoughts in (). I know scat is a common fetish but come on!

idiot: I was just wondering...do you happen to do shit shows? where you act like a dog, take a shit and then rub your face in your own shit?
(Oh no he didn't let me re-read. Oh yes he did. The fuck?) *stares at the camera with my seriously? face*

idiot: or should i go some where else
I really need help with this

(oh you need help alright)


idiot has been blocked

I always wonder if they really find anyone to do it.. Like they get the idea from somewhere, right? They seriously think they would find a camgirl who would do it... for a few dollars lol. noone could pay me enaugh to shit infront of him, AND/OR rub it on my face.. Like seriously... For first I find it disgusting, for second any of my friends found me shitting and rubbing it on my face, I'd just die. Instantly. Who the hell does things like this?

Browneyes
05-10-2012, 01:59 PM
Ok, another gold from pvt.

member: OMG, you look so amazing
i'm so fucking horny and my pussy is so wet
me: oh hello there girl, nice to have another pussy here :D

a couple of mins of play and "she" adds:

member: btw i'm Brian

Thinking in my head...Could be Brian be a girl s name?...

then "she/he" puts the cam on...and what a surprise...she is a man!!!

Seriously, what's with this bullshit....oh i am a girl and my pussy is wet...does this make you wet?.......




another intersting pvt

He walks in asking if i do nasty stuff and i reply with...
" What nasty stuff do you like hun?" ( Expecting from him to say ...oh i love squirt, piss, shit or vomit...and i do not do any of this in pvt.)

him: " Idk fingers in pussy" ( hmmm...really?? Since when this is nasty? )

so pvt goes on and on and then i bend over and stick a toy in my bum and heee says

"oh no bb, no anal, that's disgusting" ( wtf mate ???)

Today was like the international idiotic no brain day

anonymous camgirl
05-10-2012, 02:38 PM
Haha that's what I do.. when they give me their phone number in free chat i give the number to all the guys in there and say please call him everyone .. he wants you to call him..haha.. if you are that dumb to post your phone number in a public chat then you deserve it!


Had a guy post his number in my free chat on mfc last night. Wasn't even a premium, he was a basic! I wish I'd saved his attempt at conversation with me, it was hilarious. When he posted his number I just gave this huge evil grin and said 'oh, somebody PLEASE troll this poor bastard.'
I dunno, guys. Sounded like a real charmer. Had a Harley and apparently his dick was 18 inches long. Plus he was in Knoxville. I should've let him sweep me out of this life of debauchery :D
Reminded me of isobel's 'I AM YR PRINCE' post.

IsobelWren
05-10-2012, 03:09 PM
I did my first ever cam2cams tonight and I can already tell that this is going to get annoying...

Why do guys ask if I think they're hot?!?! One guy looked like an albino Flava Flav, and the other kind of looked like if Chuck Norris and Gollum from Lord of the Rings had a creepy love child. Did they really think I would say yes?! What the fuck?!

They're paying you to say yes. Like Shywebcamgirl says, "you never want a sex worker to be honest with you" They don't want to know what you genuinely think and you're doing a disservice to them as a service provider if you say no. :) They're spending good money to feel like they're Tom Cruise for 10 minutes.

JoJoX
05-10-2012, 04:25 PM
this happend to day by a guy named bandido or something like that on MFC.

"Hey baby, dont you have an account on stripper web?"

BAN!!!

i think SW should be a little more pvt, last thing we need is our pvt conversations revealed.

Bigsoftandwet1
05-10-2012, 05:41 PM
I've entered the amount of golds for showing in my roomtopic, saves me a lot of useless discussions
it does nothing for me, they just act like they don't see my topic... and then the uselessness begins, over and over lol

anonymous camgirl
05-10-2012, 05:47 PM
very good point.. thanks.. I have found it difficult to lie all the time.. not much in my nature to.. but ur right.. they want you to lie ..lol


They're paying you to say yes. Like Shywebcamgirl says, "you never want a sex worker to be honest with you" They don't want to know what you genuinely think and you're doing a disservice to them as a service provider if you say no. :) They're spending good money to feel like they're Tom Cruise for 10 minutes.

the shy girl
05-11-2012, 12:01 AM
very good point.. thanks.. I have found it difficult to lie all the time.. not much in my nature to.. but ur right.. they want you to lie ..lol

Yes very very good point! I think it's because I'm a newbie and it caught me completely off guard. I'm trying out a new persona tonight and I hope it'll help.

MissSeraphim
05-11-2012, 12:07 PM
this happend to day by a guy named bandido or something like that on MFC.

"Hey baby, dont you have an account on stripper web?"

BAN!!!

i think SW should be a little more pvt, last thing we need is our pvt conversations revealed.


That's why this name...is different from any cam names.

narturalencounter
05-11-2012, 06:25 PM
Okay ladies get ready for this one.
Scene: Skype

Idiot: Morning sexy
Me: Good Morning! Hru?
Idiot: I have to be at work in an hour.
Me: I hope you have a great day.
Idiot: Get on cam for 2 minutes.
Me: Sure bb. Paypal and I will be all yours.
Idiot: I get paid today so lets do it now and I will send it to you when I get off.
Me: Sorry no credits.
Idiot: How about I send the funds from a food stamp card?
Me: Sure NO PROBLEM if paypal accepts it. (hmmm last time I check they only take visa, mastercard, check accts)
Idiot: Ma foods stamp cards are only for food.
Me:I know. That's why I said on if paypal accepts.
Idiot: So are you getting on cam.
Me: No bb. ( then removed him)

Ugh REALLY Food Stamp card?

EvilChick1989
05-11-2012, 06:43 PM
Okay ladies get ready for this one.
Scene: Skype

Idiot: Morning sexy
Me: Good Morning! Hru?
Idiot: I have to be at work in an hour.
Me: I hope you have a great day.
Idiot: Get on cam for 2 minutes.
Me: Sure bb. Paypal and I will be all yours.
Idiot: I get paid today so lets do it now and I will send it to you when I get off.
Me: Sorry no credits.
Idiot: How about I send the funds from a food stamp card?
Me: Sure NO PROBLEM if paypal accepts it. (hmmm last time I check they only take visa, mastercard, check accts)
Idiot: Ma foods stamp cards are only for food.
Me:I know. That's why I said on if paypal accepts.
Idiot: So are you getting on cam.
Me: No bb. ( then removed him)

Ugh REALLY Food Stamp card?


LMAO EBT!!!! I would have trolled his stupid broke ass. Oh the days when Indian scammers use to call me and I gave them a pretend EBT card number. They would sit there for 5 minutes until they realized I said EBT hahaaha

narturalencounter
05-11-2012, 06:52 PM
LMAO EBT!!!! I would have trolled his stupid broke ass. Oh the days when Indian scammers use to call me and I gave them a pretend EBT card number. They would sit there for 5 minutes until they realized I said EBT hahaaha

LMBO... I was thinking EBT when he said foodstamps but decided it would only give him more of my time chatting with him. LOL! BTW this is a really good idea I just might try that one the next time I get a call.

AirenStar
05-11-2012, 10:20 PM
Guy: Baby, that pussy looks loose

I was fully clothed :/

PrincessLavender
05-11-2012, 10:28 PM
This guy was lucky I was bored or the conversation would not have been this long:

spanishman: how goos are your boobs bb?
cause im loving what im seeing
ill love you making me tittyfuck bb
and cum all over your sweet face

me: mmm lets go play baby

spanishman: mmmm
show me a little

me: gold to see here

spanishman: pt yoour hair in yor back bb
i prefer this way

me: Please tip with requests.

spanishman: i'll fuck u everytime if i were there
licking those boobs
and your wet pussy
just to make you cum
wanna see tour boobs

me: 5 gold to see here

spanishman: and someone sent u 5 gold for that

me: no, he sent it to see my panties

spanishman: ok
let me see if i have some money to see your boobs bb
come one alysa show those boobs jst for a sec

me: 5 gold to see

spanishman: wow iu are as hard as my cock at this moment

alysa: just so you know, if you are sitting here waiting for someone to tip to see my boobs so that you can see for free, i will block you before I show cuz i have a feeling you are wasting my time

spanishman: let me be the tiper bb

me: tip then

spanishman: dont block me

*sends the gold*

for your boobs
ooo don't cover them

me: i only flash here
if you want it off then you have to go pvt

spanishman: you were more confortable on the other way

me: how do you know how i'm more comfortable?

spanishman: i just imagine

me: if you want me more comfortable then i'll put on an oversized tshirt and sweatpants

*he leaves*

Lmao.

MissSeraphim
05-12-2012, 11:48 AM
On MFC last night a premium with no tokens and very little points started PM chatting me up.
He begins by a dialogue about how he cheats on his wife in their own house, once when she was there in the room passed out.
I was appalled but I just said well that's naughty
Then he asks where I'm from. I only give out New England so thats what I said.
He goes "oh, I live in NYC I go to your area all the time for business"
*FACEPALM* He LIVES in that "area"
So he goes on to ask about hanging out. I say I'm not an escort. Then he's like
"Oh well I pay well. $1,000 to go out for drinks?"
Me: Sure, except I'm 20. I can't even go out for drinks.
Then he asks if I'm into usual things...anal, swallowing, etc..
I tell him I'm not a prostitute and he says he's just curious.
So I vaguely say what I'm into and how a lot of it has only and ever will be only done with one person.
Him "How about $1500 for all that?"
Me "I am not a prostitute"
Him "how much?"
Me "$3,000"
He goes off the deep end flipping about how pornstars don't even charge that much and how I've never made that much in one night in my life.
PISSED ME OFF. My goal was to turn him off from the idea but to assume he knows anything about me? OH HELL NO
So, I publicly start speaking out loud addressing him by his screen name saying how much of an idiot he was and how I told him I'm not a prostitute so it doesn't even matter he couldn't pay me enough to let his nasty shriveled little dick near me.
His last reply "Fuck you'
BAN for 60 days and Ignored

Lola_Bunny
05-12-2012, 12:01 PM
customer: Do you squirt (3x)
me: every once in a while on special occasions but I can't squirt on command
customer: *takes me into pvt*...turn around, let me see ur ass...play with yourself etc.

*2 minutes into the private*
customer: Ok squirt now

-______- and when I don't squirt he ends the private and we go back to free chat

same customer: lower your cam bb so I can finish what we started in pvt

0_o this can't be real life!

a 2 minute private and then you wanna finish jacking off for free?

o0Pepper0o
05-12-2012, 02:08 PM
OK I LOVE the "open boobs bb" comment
HAHAH
Whenever ANYONE says that I say "oh ya ok!!"
and pretend to surgically cut my tit open...
"oh just mammary glands in there folks..."
hahah jesus....

the shy girl
05-12-2012, 03:12 PM
Weird Guy: Will you cover your tits in peanut butter and fuck yourself with a hot dog?
Me: NO
Weird Guy: Are you sure? Do it and i'll take you to pvt for 10 minutes.


I've cammed for a total of 8 hours and I can already tell that this is going to be the weirdest job I will ever have!

MommieLongLegs
05-12-2012, 03:20 PM
What's with guys asking me questions and then leaving?

Also, i opened a new account and deleted the old one, and it's still slow as hell. A little better though.

Vlodina
05-12-2012, 03:27 PM
Guys coming in and saying one thing along the lines of "you're sexy/gorgeous/hi" then running away before I can even open my mouth?

maryjaynexo
05-12-2012, 06:09 PM
Butthole: hi can u show ur ass please u single?

MaryJaynexo: I'm not single and I don't come into your work begging for free things, so I expect the same courtesy please

Butthole: u do fetish stuff and if I give u gold would u show ur ass?

MaryJaynexo: I don't do flashes either; just private chat.

Butthole: u able to queef or fart? Girls that can is a turn on and u like anal or guys jerkin off to ur ass? can u fart on command or feeling gassy?
I m prob the 1st guy to ask u to fart huh and u like a guy cumming on ur ass?

*banhammer*

I don't even... I just.... ugh. That is all. Run on sentences are the least of his problems.

IsobelWren
05-12-2012, 07:17 PM
Okay ladies get ready for this one.
Scene: Skype

Idiot: Morning sexy
Me: Good Morning! Hru?
Idiot: I have to be at work in an hour.
Me: I hope you have a great day.
Idiot: Get on cam for 2 minutes.
Me: Sure bb. Paypal and I will be all yours.
Idiot: I get paid today so lets do it now and I will send it to you when I get off.
Me: Sorry no credits.
Idiot: How about I send the funds from a food stamp card?
Me: Sure NO PROBLEM if paypal accepts it. (hmmm last time I check they only take visa, mastercard, check accts)
Idiot: Ma foods stamp cards are only for food.
Me:I know. That's why I said on if paypal accepts.
Idiot: So are you getting on cam.
Me: No bb. ( then removed him)

Ugh REALLY Food Stamp card?

Just a note, never take paypal from a stranger. It's a VERY common way to get scammed. The guy can super easily tell paypal he didn't receive the service he paid for. There's no way for you to contest it, since the service you performed for him is against paypal's terms of service and you'll have no proof of having provided any other service. If you've already cashed out the money you'll owe paypal and they'll want that money ASAP. It's risky to take paypal period (they closed my account because they suspected I was doing adult stuff even though I wasn't and they would not allow me to contest or find out why they suspected it) but it's asking for trouble to take it from someone you don't know/trust.

Timor
05-12-2012, 11:00 PM
"I'm just on here to make friends, maybe one of the girls on here will be into a relationship"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH.

IsobelWren
05-13-2012, 05:51 AM
I don't even... I just.... ugh. That is all. Run on sentences are the least of his problems.

:rotfl:

MommieLongLegs
05-13-2012, 08:23 AM
Guy: is (my screenname) your real name?
Me:...
Guy: Are you sade? (No, I'm not)
Me:Where'd you get that from? Just call me (cam name)
*guy leaves
Why so interested in crossing personal boundaries? Identity theft? Find me so I'll finally see how great you are in person? dumbass

Guy 2: (in free) do you have a bra to put under that shirt?
Me: Sure. Outfit changes in private.
Guy 2: Can't you just put it on?
Me: Yes, in private.
Guy: why not in public?
Me...
Guy: Can you just put it on? For me?
Me: You are not special. No money, no requests.
Guy: but you're so sexy.
Other Guy: hey be nice (talking to ME lol)
Me to both:...
Both leave

Note: Bra Boy Was Typing Like This The Whole Time and Cosigner Cootie was trying to be my pimp...lmao

justanothercamgirl
05-13-2012, 10:47 AM
I've cammed for a total of 8 hours and I can already tell that this is going to be the weirdest job I will ever have!

That is what makes it both full of awesome and also makes you want to cut your own eyes out at the end of a shift.