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Lola_Bunny
05-13-2012, 12:39 PM
Asshole: Will you cut ur hair in pvt

Wtf? Hell no! I paid for this shit.

bigladyx
05-13-2012, 03:56 PM
loser:"bb... will you puke on your tits for me?"

me: wtf???

loser:"type to me bb, i don't have microphone"

ban

neliana
05-13-2012, 05:41 PM
Loser in free "I want to date you, not get a show"
Me "this isnt the site for that..,why dont you try OkCupid if you want a date?'
Loser "oh are you on there?"
.....sigh.

Timor
05-13-2012, 05:45 PM
Loser in free "I want to date you, not get a show"
Me "this isnt the site for that..,why dont you try OkCupid if you want a date?'
Loser "oh are you on there?"
.....sigh.
oh, ouch. That's happened to me when I've told people to try POF if they want a date.

ManyRoses
05-13-2012, 06:36 PM
Yesterday (this isn't annoying so much as hilarious!) a guy asked to see:

Legs up in ponytail.

Yup. He wanted me to put my legs up in a ponytail.....

HOW THE FUCK????

ManyRoses
05-13-2012, 06:45 PM
A far more annoying example from today...

- Drool all over your face
- Sorry, I don't do that (because y'know, I'm not wasting my makeup for a five minute pvt.)
- Spit on face
- No
- Wipe spit on face
- No
- Deepthroat upside down so spit run on face


I kept going (because, y'know, he was paying!) as he went through every possible word combination to try to get me to drool all over my face. Um.....seriously? You actually think that I wont SPIT on my face, but I will DROOL on my face???

And it can't be fun for either of us to listen to me just saying "no" over and over.

To top it all off, during that show, I JUST pulled something in my shoulder. F. M. L.

Timor
05-13-2012, 06:45 PM
^^ now that's a new one!

HighHeelHottie
05-14-2012, 12:20 PM
luke3991: can you skip to the floor to let out her tits?and we go to pvt ok ?

At first, I thought he made a typo, but then he typed it again. People really shouldn't rely on Google translate :-\

ManyRoses
05-14-2012, 12:52 PM
The other really annoying one is when they seem absolutely unaware that you do not, in fact, have a camera crew in your cam space.

- Get on your knees bb
- If I get on my knees, the desk will block your view....

- Spread your ass cheeks, then zoom in.
- If my hands are spreading my cheeks.....then how am I supposed to zoom in???

All this stuff that suggests that they have no conception that I am streaming from a cam, on a computer, on a desk. You would think that the presence of a keyboard and chair would do it....SMH

HighHeelHottie
05-14-2012, 01:19 PM
What's with guys asking me questions and then leaving?

Also, i opened a new account and deleted the old one, and it's still slow as hell. A little better though.

I get this all the time and it's so annoying! I'm about to just start saying "east coast" when guys ask where I'm from. Everyday, I have so many guys who come in and assume that I will just meet them. "Where are you from?" *says my state* *customer leaves free chat* or they respond with "damn, that's too far" then leave.

shywebcamgirl
05-14-2012, 02:29 PM
custie: Show me your mimi

me: Um what?!?

custie: Mimi! Mimi! Show me your mimi!

me: .....

me: Tell you what I am just going to take everything off. Just let me know when I get close to my mimi.

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Well, that was a new one to me. I finally figured out eventually that he meant my breasts.

Rosemary Rabbit
05-14-2012, 02:47 PM
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MommieLongLegs
05-14-2012, 04:05 PM
I get this all the time and it's so annoying! I'm about to just start saying "east coast" when guys ask where I'm from. Everyday, I have so many guys who come in and assume that I will just meet them. "Where are you from?" *says my state* *customer leaves free chat* or they respond with "damn, that's too far" then leave.

I usually say east coast, too, but they always ask "where in east coast?". If I don't respond, they just keep asking 2+ more times, then leave. I'm gonna start saying I've lived in all 50 states, so choose one. If they can't fathom that where I'm from (aka where do you live? Are you close to me so I can meet/stalk you?) is none of their damn business, they can kick rocks/cry about it/go to hell/leave/get banned or whatever else happens to those who just can't get a clue. I could care less lol.

ManyRoses
05-14-2012, 05:15 PM
@ManyRoses

I had to threadjack for a moment at the 'spit on face' comment! I too dislike it when I'm asked to do this DURING the show and I usually decline unless I'm in a long block session because, like you, the clean up takes way too long. It's not as simple as splashing my face with water, which is what some dude suggested I do...I gotta SCRUB it because spit dries and can be slimy. Then if it gets anywhere near my eyes I'm fucked. I don't use waterproof mascara 'cause I like that my tears are better seen during deepthroat, but good golly I share your grief here!

Agreed!! And then AFTER I have scraped the drying, slimy spit off my face, I need to re-moisturize, and then re-do all my makeup. So....let me see...off cam for 10-15 mins for the sake of a 5 min pvt? Yeah...NO.

Threadjack over...

IsobelWren
05-15-2012, 09:49 AM
I'd just signed on to SM and it was pretty dead in that minute or two before whatever happens and you show up on search results so I was chatting to friends in another window. I switched back to the SM window and saw nothing but, "you fat white trash whore go to the gym*" over and over and over. Seriously, he must have just been frantically copy pastaing as fast as his little fingers could go. He was going so fast that it didn't even look like there was any new text entering the chat room. The only way I knew my screen hadn't locked up was that every 7 or 8 lines of this would be interrupted by someone entering or leaving the chat room.

I stared at the screen for a second, just totally bewildered before wielding the ban hammer. Ban hammer wasn't even all that satisfying because I just didn't get it. Why even bother? It was the lamest griefing I've ever seen. If you're trying to upset me at least attempt to say something remotely true or hurtful. But hey, thanks for the reminder to go to the gym!

*Exact wording may be off. It was last night and I was on another computer

AliceFun
05-15-2012, 10:00 AM
I also had that person last nite, he/she will type the exact thing to me too plus some other insults, OMG, i was laughing and tried to take it easy but hell, the person was really abusive! Had nickname Johnatan or so...

Seductive
05-15-2012, 11:29 AM
The whole insulting thing more often results in laughs than in being hurt. I once had a guy come in free chat and he had the oddest insults. He kept saying stuff how my mother was a slimy pig who's shit was my only nourishment growing up and that's why my teeth were so bad. And when I just sat there and frowned in confusion he became more and more creative by bringing in random relatives, animals, and various carnal acts. But the fact that they were all very well articulated, and had proper grammar, spelling, and punctuation was what got me. Usually these guys type like they only have one finger and are having a seizure.

I think my funnest incident with words was with this young college age guy whose fetish involved saying awful things to women, but he was exceedingly polite and slightly ashamed about it. Our conversations (which I could hear because he would c2c) would often go like this:

Him: YOU'RE A FILTHY WHORE AND NO ONE LOVES YOU!!!
Me: Mmmm, yeah, I'm absolutely disgusting.
Him: I want to use the phrase cock gobbling slut. Is that okay? I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Me: That's perfectly okay sweetie.
Him: SHUT UP YOU COCK GOBBLING SLUT. YOU'VE PROBABLY FUCKED HUNDREDS OF MEN.

And it would go on with him stopping and asking permission before using a new phrase or word. He was one of my favorite customers. ;D

JoJoX
05-15-2012, 11:02 PM
I do realize that MFC has a token limit. But some guys use it for a lame excuse for not tipping.

"Come on guys, 344 tokens left until she's naked."

"Why don't YOU tip?"

"Because MFC won't let me."

Bull.Shit. So you sit in my room all day, waiting for others to tip AND your ass is keeping track of how many tokens are left?!? Plus you have 20 points....hmm...

PrincessLuna
05-16-2012, 08:01 AM
sdknightrider: When does the show start?
Me: When you hit the private button ^_~
sdknightrider: No, the gold show
Me: Oh, I don't do those.
sdknightrider: y?
Me: Because I don't like them.
sdknightrider: u would make so much more
Me: Please don't tell me how to do my job; it's rude. I do what is best for me and you have no idea what I make.
sdknightrider: fine I will just take all my money to someone else's gold show

I look dead in the camera and give him a thumbs up with the dumbest face I could muster. So he is leaves. But he actually waits for me to go into private, comes back, and says:

sdknightrider: ur stupid

I'M SORRY, I CAN'T READ WHAT YOU'RE SAYING DUE TO HOW MUCH MONEY I'M NOT MAKING. :neener:

justanothercamgirl
05-16-2012, 10:11 AM
entitledasshat: lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you gotta make me want you though im not going to spend money on someone i havent even talked to....you wont make it in this world sorry

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Yep, that is why I am five stars and on the first page. I am TOTALLY not going make it in this world being bossed around by freeloaders.

PrincessLavender
05-17-2012, 12:17 AM
Idiot: GOLD SHOW
Me. I don't do gold shows
Idiot: YES
Me: no

Lol. He seriously said "yes" thinking I would change my mind? I don't think so assface.

Timor
05-17-2012, 05:38 AM
Had a guy come in last night absolutely convinced he was the Batman.

Glasses
05-17-2012, 05:54 AM
Had a guy come in last night absolutely convinced he was the Batman.

I think I had him too! Did he buy a show? He didn't from me. He just went on and oooooon about how he was the real Batman in his real Batman outfit and how lonley he was in his Batman house. After a while I got fed up with him, and kicked. :D

Timor
05-17-2012, 06:23 AM
Nope didn't buy a show, he went on for a bit how hard fighting crime was. By that I thought he meant he was security or something, which I work in, so I mentioned how I got a stab vest and hatch gloves the other day, and then he started talking about his butler Alfred and being batman.

Glasses
05-17-2012, 07:53 AM
Bahaha he mentioned Alfred to me too. Too bad he actually didn't buy a show. Not for the money, but for the laugh. I'm really curious if he has a batman outfit or not. :D

ManyRoses
05-17-2012, 03:44 PM
I want batman!!! For anyone who is a BigBangTheory fan, that story just makes me think of Howard dressed up as batman and talking in that ridiculously low voice..."I'm Batman"...

Anyhoooo....

Newest annoyance from today: Guys who won't just ASK for what they want, but who pussyfoot around it trying to get you to hit on it magically....

- Do you like roelplay?
- I love roleplaying, but it does depend on the rp!
- What kind of roleplay do you like?
- There are too many to list...what do YOU like?
- What is your favorite?
- I don't have just one favorite
- What would you want to do right now?
- I want to do whatever will make us both happy...what do you want?
- Is there anything you don't do?
- Just ask for what you want!?!?!?!?!?!

Eventually they all end up wanting something that is against the rules...but seriously, just freaking ASK!!! What are the chances that I'll just say "oh, I love doing stuff that could get me suspended!".

justanothercamgirl
05-17-2012, 03:58 PM
I want batman!!! For anyone who is a BigBangTheory fan, that story just makes me think of Howard dressed up as batman and talking in that ridiculously low voice..."I'm Batman"...

Anyhoooo....

Newest annoyance from today: Guys who won't just ASK for what they want, but who pussyfoot around it trying to get you to hit on it magically....

- Do you like roelplay?
- I love roleplaying, but it does depend on the rp!
- What kind of roleplay do you like?
- There are too many to list...what do YOU like?
- What is your favorite?
- I don't have just one favorite
- What would you want to do right now?
- I want to do whatever will make us both happy...what do you want?
- Is there anything you don't do?
- Just ask for what you want!?!?!?!?!?!

Eventually they all end up wanting something that is against the rules...but seriously, just freaking ASK!!! What are the chances that I'll just say "oh, I love doing stuff that could get me suspended!".

Whenever they ask me what kind of roleplay I like to do, I always answer "Anything that isn't against the US Obscenity Law'. I find it weeds out the ones asking for that kind of stuff really quick since they never have a follow-up question.

MissSeraphim
05-17-2012, 03:58 PM
I want the batman guy >.>
I've come to the realization that I'd rather they say stupid shit than absolutely nothing..at least then I can laugh

maryjaynexo
05-17-2012, 09:01 PM
Had a guy come in last night absolutely convinced he was the Batman.



I think I had him too! Did he buy a show? He didn't from me. He just went on and oooooon about how he was the real Batman in his real Batman outfit and how lonley he was in his Batman house. After a while I got fed up with him, and kicked.


Sorry bbs, that was me. Bruce Wayne gets mighty lonely with only Alfred and Robin for company :D
I AM THE BATMAN

Glasses
05-18-2012, 03:59 AM
Sorry bbs, that was me. Bruce Wayne gets mighty lonely with only Alfred and Robin for company :D
I AM THE BATMAN

Then you killed my dream. :(


And wasted my time.LOL

housewench
05-18-2012, 12:03 PM
Wait, I thought I was the Batman

LaceyCummings
05-18-2012, 02:02 PM
I wasn't sure where to share this, but it made my day.

So this guy pops up with the screen name "blindguybeingnice," and I'm already thinking "Something awesome is about to happen."

blindguybeingnice: you are so hot. And I love your pictures.

...along with some other compliments. I laughed so hard I almost fell off the bed. And it wasn't cute giggling, it was deep, booming belly laughs.
I'm thinking, this guy has the best screen name I have ever seen. It just so happened at that moment I was rockin' a song called "Ray Charles" by Chiddy Bang and the lyrics were saying "You're too blind to see it, you're too blind to see it" Ohh that shit tickled me, man. I started ignoring the other people in my room to tell this guy how freakin funny he is and how he made my day.

Then he went and ruined it. haha.

blindguybeingnice: how am I funny?
me: Well....your name is blindguybeingnice and you're telling me that I'm hot and that you like my pictures. That is really, really funny. Isn't it? *laughing so hard again I start choking and coughing leading the room to tease me about being blown. Truthishly ;) Yes, I was buzzing.*

Turns out he is partially blind, and told me that he uses a special screen with a magnifier, so that I was blown up huge. Eh...interesting? Well, that's a disappointment. Instead of comedy genius, this guy has no sense of humor, and doesn't even know comedy when he sees it!
Then it just deteriorated into him whining about being a virgin, never having had a girlfriend and definitely not tipping me or taking me pvt. I was just starting to get sick of this not-funny slub when I got taken pvt.

I'm all about the unintended humor in life. Hope I'm not the only one who thinks that is funny.

ALMAroe
05-18-2012, 02:05 PM
"Take off your glasses"

"I wanna see what you look like without glasses"

"Can you see without your glasses?!"

I can't. My glasses are prescription but I wear contacts every now and then. But not on cam. I did a few times and I didn't do great! I think I look better without them, but the camera lies. With my glasses, guys find me to be that 'hot librarian'. Haha. It works so I wear my glasses 100% of the time when I get to cam on MFC. If you want to see me without my glasses, tip! It's a request so tip a certain amount to see me without them. I always tell them this then they shut up. And it's always basics. My regulars know the deal and never bother with the glasses thing.

Like, stop.

MissEgo
05-18-2012, 09:06 PM
Tonight:

him: "Strip bb!"
me: "Tip bb!"

He left. lol

I also had a guy come in and chat for a bit, and then say "to be honest, I came on here cuz I was bored and wanted to troll you, but you're too awesome" .. :D

the shy girl
05-18-2012, 09:53 PM
I had one guy today tip me $5, and then complain about how I didn't "earn it" and that I needed to get naked in free chat "for him". I gave him the ban hammer, and recieved this lovely message:

“I hope this approach works for you in cams and in life. A pinch more generosity of spirit is likely to serve you better however (here and in life). All of God's blessings upon you.”

What the fuck?!? Uh yeah not dealing with cheap ass losers is working out pretty well for me!

HaydenBlue
05-19-2012, 12:03 AM
Some gems from today:

In a prvt:

AnonGuy: i want to nose fuck your pussy



Then in a completely different prvt:

We were casual and chatting about a/s/l...what he likes to do for hobbies. He randomly goes, "hey...you know my dick is kind of shaped like a banana." Why he didn't leave when I started laughing I don't know. Bless him.



Then the best one, in freechat:

"teebone00: do a good show your so fine you could shit on me"

Fallenangel2904
05-19-2012, 01:34 AM
It was slow in my room...except for one guy who wouldn't buy a show. He was nice enough at first so I didn't kick him

Guy: Oh and don't worry, I'm not going to ask you for freebies. I understand this is a job and you girls aren't here looking to meet someone, It's work. I know a lot of guys don't get that but I'm different
Me: Thanks.
After 10 minutes of asking me various questions, then him thinking he could be my 'friend', proceed to ask annoying questions and apparently delude himself into thinking I wanted him...
Him: So you should move here so I can take you on a date sometime and help you with your single problem. Would you like that- really? Can I give you my number?

Seriously? Didn't just JUST say you knew this was my WORK? How are YOU different from 'those guys'- just because your not shouting TITS BB? Anyone who says they are 'different' clearly is not :sigh:

Vlodina
05-19-2012, 05:40 AM
Thus wasn't on cam, but a custom video request:

"hi sexy not that long ago you done a turkey eating video for me which was great..this time im looking for a special video if your intrested ..the video would comprise of you killing plucking gutting cooking and then eating a turkey not all of it ..i would pay 300 euros for this video if your intrested please contact me"

Mmm... Wonder how many rules this would violate on c4s? Not only that, but killing a chicken is one thing, but turkeys are violent bastards. Besides, my freezer is still full of turkey from when I did him a vore video. Mmm... Perhaps I'll ask if we can use a sheep or a deer instead? We're sick to death of eating turkey. :-S

takiaya
05-19-2012, 06:24 AM
Are they real? (-.- They are starting to droop, are not the same perfect size, jiggle alot...hmmm)

Why does your one breast have a blood vessel showing? (-.- lets see I breast fed last year, they are real, my skin is pail...)

Show tits and I tip, show vagina and I pvt. (yeah right)

Why should I pay without seeing the merchandise first? (because you aint seeing everything for free)

Can you sing such and such song for me? (my voice cracks when I sing, aint no way your hearing that in free, no one would take me pvt after that XD)

Why is your hair up you know I like it down? (bc Im in free chat and it was getting in my face, and you haven't paid in awhile)

The other girl _______ on the site is doing if for free, I'll go watch her (bye bye, this is my job, dude) I'm really leaving.... (I said bye bye)

Why havent you texted me, why havent you called me, why havent you told me every detail thats going on in your life???? (because you paid that $50 for my cell number months again and havent paid again)

I gave you that tip one time because I liked you can I use it for a skype shower show now? (-.- no, that was a tip for liking me, not credit for a future show)

Can I just pay you in gifts and you do my show now? (no, unless its shipped, at my house already, and I agreed way ahead of time, no way)

Stand up (stands up) bend over (bends over) wave your hand (waves hand) do this do that blah blah blah, (oh look only real people can ban you for being annoying)

Do you have heels? (yes) can you go get them and let me see if I like them before private (I can go get them in private) I wont know if I wanna go private till I see them all(go look at my photos) I need you to already have them out before I go private (-.- no)

Prove you can suck your nipples, and your toes before private (tip me alot and I will) I wanna see before I pay (no, should have been here earlier when someone actually really had tokens and wasnt pretending like you)

you've only been 500tkns away for awhile now...cant you go ahead and start the show? (no its been like 2 hours and the tips stopped coming, night guys, we'll try again tomorrow)

Are you poor? You cam because your poor dont you? (I grew up poor but you dont know that and yeah I make $200 some hours now, thats why I cam because I guess compared to mr. I have no tokens I must be a street urchin)

Do you escort?

Where do you live? (east coast) but where (carolinas) which one? (NC) which city (-.-)

Ive been to NC do you ever go to this and this and this place? We could meet up sometime (yeah right)

I love you! Are you ok? I haven't heard from you in like 1 day!!! I messaged you on yahoo, skype, cam site, and tried your phone (-.- creapy)

Get your shoes (ok I already have heels on) No the ones I like! (which ones are that?) Baby I know you remember (dude I havent seen you online in months, I wear so many different shoes...)

Whats my name? (says username) No my real name! I told you last month when we were in private (Says the guys username and real name in free chat and doesnt type it) Why did you do that? (you asked??? *I take notes of names and usernames, guys always want you to know their name*)

Whats your address so I can send you a package? (gives p.o. box) No your real address what I want to ship you doesnt ship to p.o. boxes (what is it?) I cant tell you...(er...weird)

*phone rings* *One of my text guys is calling, I answer it* So I happened to have to drive threw NC on the way to Georgia and decided to try to come find you so we can hangout!!! Isn't that awesome!!! I'm in Charlotte which direction do I need to go? (I'm out of town *I was really out of town but dude, no notice, didn't ask, shows up looking for me not knowing where I live? Can you say weird?*) Well where are you? I'll come to you! (I'm at a friends far far away from Charlotte) Ok I can be there soon which direction? (Omg take a hint!!!)

Why didn't you tell me you switched cam sites? (because you have never taken me private in months of hanging around in my room with a premium membership???)

Can I call you? (sure you can buy my number) Buy??? Why would I do that (because you wanna talk to me???)

I live in Canada (ok) I like to phone (I can call canada) I cant call the US (then why is this relevant?)

BB

Open chest

what size are those 38ggs? (34DD) I dont understand (-.- dude I'm small framed, thats why they look big, bored so I then I get out a measuring tape and teach like 20 guys in free chat how to measure and buy a bra XD)

Can I come visit?

Do you escort?

Where are you going to be on such and such at such and such time?

Why aren't you online when I say get online?

You act like you dont have time for me anymore (dude, you have never, ever, paid me to talk to you, I talk to whoevers tipping)

Turn my cam on

Do you view cams?

I have a big cock

I have the biggest cock

I sent you a photo of my cock

You'll love my cock

Do you have STDs?

I bet your a slut

You fucked a 1000 guys dont you?


....and I could just keep going XD

ManyRoses
05-19-2012, 10:55 AM
Why should I pay without seeing the merchandise first? (because you aint seeing everything for free)



Whenever I get this, I say "because you don't go into the kitchen and fondle the food before you order at a restaurant...you get the menu, and trust that it'll taste SO GOOD!"

LOL

qwerty24
05-19-2012, 11:34 AM
Dude(whos screen name sounds familiar and I have seen him in my chat before): How come I can't PM you?
Me: Cause you are not on my friends list....
Dude: How come I'm not on ur friend's list? I come to ur chat all the time!
Me: Cause you have never tipped me... *checks that he HASN'T taken me private ever as well* oh wait... have you taken me private?
Dude: Oh yes! Yes I have! It was an amazing private!.... Long too!
Me: *giggling* Really? Cause you haven't. Nor have you tipped ever. You just hang out in my chat.
*Dude stays but doesn't bring up the topic of PMs ever again*

PrincessLuna
05-19-2012, 12:38 PM
Can even browse Reddit in peace without thinking of you ladies :D

30359

Rosemary Rabbit
05-19-2012, 12:57 PM
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MissSeraphim
05-19-2012, 01:12 PM
Dude(whos screen name sounds familiar and I have seen him in my chat before): How come I can't PM you?
Me: Cause you are not on my friends list....
Dude: How come I'm not on ur friend's list? I come to ur chat all the time!
Me: Cause you have never tipped me... *checks that he HASN'T taken me private ever as well* oh wait... have you taken me private?
Dude: Oh yes! Yes I have! It was an amazing private!.... Long too!
Me: *giggling* Really? Cause you haven't. Nor have you tipped ever. You just hang out in my chat.
*Dude stays but doesn't bring up the topic of PMs ever again*

I had guys up and down doing that the other night.
One guy was a basic and was all "ooh I'm hard" So I told him the usual if you tell me your hard or jacking off and not tipping you get banned. He tried saying he's tipped me before >.> on a site I'm barely on no less. Never even talked to the idiot. Then he was saying he was supposed to be a premium like somehow the site messed up..."Oh wait they never charged my card" Me: "well go try it again" he leaves never to be seen again.
Then a guy on another site pming asking for ass pleeeeeease. I said please tip...the usual begging "just for a second" shit. I asked if he's ever tipped me he said he had lots of times..nope not once. called him out on it he left and I banned his stupid ass.

I always get a huge grin when the fucks I've seen freeloading in other rooms come into mine...one of those oooh this is going to be good moments.

Also of mgf I've had a huge amount of "Can I have ___ video?" I go sure as long as I can have $XX .. never get another message and the first was free.

All men should just have to go to a "Porn is not free" convention

MommieLongLegs
05-19-2012, 01:19 PM
NIGGER has logged on
NIGGER has been blocked

I didn't even bother saying anything to him (I'm Black). At this point, I hate camming...or maybe I just hate SM. The customers have changed dramatically in the past months since I started, and I hate it.

Glasses
05-19-2012, 05:25 PM
Dude: open those buttons bb
Me: open wallet bb
Dude: what's that?

anything ANYTHING finished by "trust me bb" I have mixed feelings when I see something like this: oh bb, take off your bra, that will be a sexy look, trust me!". I feel like I could laugh at him. Then punch him. And then I could sit on his face shitting and he would NOT like it.

Lola_Bunny
05-19-2012, 05:43 PM
"Does the carpet match the drapes?"

*looks at skin* actually no....my pubic hair is red.

Fallenangel2904
05-19-2012, 08:27 PM
Through private messages

Him : how do u feel today hun?
Me: feel great! Just horny and looking for someone to play with. Interested in a show hun? ;)
Him: no but is ur stomach feeling sick any today hun? i am a natural healer.

Block

justanothercamgirl
05-19-2012, 08:29 PM
Him: no but is ur stomach feeling sick any today hun? i am a natural healer.

Block

OMG! This just made me spit my drink out. It is so ridiculous it almost seems koan-like.

ukmissy
05-19-2012, 08:43 PM
I'm not on cam - because I have an iffy stomach tonight !!!!!! Maybe you can have a word ? :-) lol