View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
ChloeGreenX
05-04-2021, 03:41 AM
Loool this guy! I don't even know what he was saying - I used ShaSha's phrase hahahaha I was laughing my ass off :D
Legend731 Yes sweet girl it's been a long time should watch them show me how wild you get paid I'll get it through a private with you tell me like sexy ass twerk that show me how you write it in my car cuz I was there and I'll pay you for it you sweet sleeping show me your wet p****
To Legend731 I need 25 g to read that - thanks Sha hahahaha
Legend731 Come on show me what you want I'll give you a coins see that sexy body babe
To Legend731 sorry if you're being ignored - free requests are invisible in this room :) pick from the menu if you want to request something
>> Show Ass << 15.00 GOLD from Legend731
Legend731It's so sexy around my 9 1/2-in cock is it for afternoon like you keep
To Legend731:)
To Legend731let me know when you're ready for a show
>> Flash Tits << 10.00 GOLD from Legend731
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Loool he actually tipped in the end hahahahahaha I was just laughing
Miss_ShaSha
05-04-2021, 04:08 AM
Loool this guy! I don't even know what he was saying - I used ShaSha's phrase hahahaha I was laughing my ass off :D
Legend731 Yes sweet girl it's been a long time should watch them show me how wild you get paid I'll get it through a private with you tell me like sexy ass twerk that show me how you write it in my car cuz I was there and I'll pay you for it you sweet sleeping show me your wet p****
To Legend731 I need 25 g to read that - thanks Sha hahahaha
Legend731 Come on show me what you want I'll give you a coins see that sexy body babe
To Legend731 sorry if you're being ignored - free requests are invisible in this room :) pick from the menu if you want to request something
>> Show Ass << 15.00 GOLD from Legend731
Legend731It's so sexy around my 9 1/2-in cock is it for afternoon like you keep
To Legend731:)
To Legend731let me know when you're ready for a show
>> Flash Tits << 10.00 GOLD from Legend731
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Loool he actually tipped in the end hahahahahaha I was just laughing
Hahahaaaaa :D
Genoveve
05-04-2021, 04:02 PM
What I really want to say: "I'm climbing Mount Everest. What does it LOOK like I'm up to?
LMAOOOO :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: I am saying that next time.
Are you okay?
So annoying.
I usually say "Are you?" and they'll usually say "Yes" and then I say "Then why are you sitting in here asking dumb questions?" I have no tolerance lol.
~Carmen~
05-04-2021, 04:06 PM
"What do you do in private?"
Answer: "Bake cookies."
Ask a dumb question, get a dumber answer.
Luci Fer
05-04-2021, 09:47 PM
"What do you do in private?"
Answer: "Bake cookies."
Ask a dumb question, get a dumber answer.
Once I said 'I shoot rainbows from my arse and fuck a unicorn horn.' That dude actually came to see the show and did asked to show him how I fart with rainbows lol. I guess he wanted to 'teach' me for my sarcastic answer. Well I was stalling the time as long as I could saying it takes time to create a decent rainbow etc haha
TheBrownFox
05-05-2021, 07:53 AM
"What do you do in private?"
Answer: "Bake cookies."
Ask a dumb question, get a dumber answer.
I hate the question "So what all do you do in private?" because if you list every damn thing you're willing to do, they're gonna be like "Okay, yeah, do that then." Lol. And I'm not whipping out the oil anymore unless I get a big tip for it (I have to decide how many tokens I'd like for that, actually). I'm not getting that stuff all over my bed (The same bedsheets I sleep on), and having to shower again...unless they make it worth my while. A measly 5 minute private show is not worth it for me to go get the oil.
I want them to just fucking tell me what they're looking for in a private show. Lol. Otherwise I'm just gonna start out doing pretty much the same stuff I'd do in public chat for tips...strip naked and clap my ass...and do close-ups of my tits, etc.
ChloeGreenX
05-05-2021, 11:28 PM
MrSatisfaction Hey
To MrSatisfaction how are you?
MrSatisfaction About to cum all over myself
MrSatisfaction Do I look like I care?
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~Carmen~
05-06-2021, 12:34 AM
MrSatisfaction Hey
To MrSatisfaction how are you?
MrSatisfaction About to cum all over myself
MrSatisfaction Do I look like I care?
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Boom!! You killed his boner. He can't get no satisfaction in Miss Chloe's room}:D
ChloeGreenX
05-06-2021, 12:59 AM
Boom!! You killed his boner. He can't get no satisfaction in Miss Chloe's room}:D
LMAO word! I am having a rough night! You really made me laugh, thank you Miss Carmen :)
~Carmen~
05-06-2021, 01:13 AM
LMAO word! I am having a rough night! You really made me laugh, thank you Miss Carmen :)
I'm so glad :)
ChloeGreenX
05-06-2021, 07:53 AM
To Bill Hello there!
Bill Hi
Bill Spread your legs
Bill Wrong response
To Bill Lol that's adorable :D
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SuperPookie
05-06-2021, 04:41 PM
"you just need a good servicing by a big hairy man log. Can you feel my saggy nuts hitting your asshole? There's no sissy balls here! " At least it was in Exclusive but I had to struggle to keep a straight face.
pippapippa
05-06-2021, 06:57 PM
"you just need a good servicing by a big hairy man log. Can you feel my saggy nuts hitting your asshole? There's no sissy balls here! " At least it was in Exclusive but I had to struggle to keep a straight face.
Lol, somebody made fun of this man’s balls once and it was entirely too much for him. Had to reclaim those saggers.
Luci Fer
05-07-2021, 07:53 PM
"you just need a good servicing by a big hairy man log. Can you feel my saggy nuts hitting your asshole? There's no sissy balls here! " At least it was in Exclusive but I had to struggle to keep a straight face.
ewwww hahahaha! hairy man log! English is so amazing! I used to think of it as of pretty neutral language but I take my words back after that!
I couldnt keep straight face after such...dirty talk. oh my! laughing so hard now!
Also made me wonder what sissy balls look like hahaha
Ambercat
05-08-2021, 10:55 AM
NEED to vent about this. My highest paying customer on streamate somehow thinks he's got a say in my RL. I logged on this afternoon to 4 DMs from him. Fist was a long one, saying he'd heard news about current restrictions/requirements in the country that I live and pleaded that I go back to England, my home country. Spouted something about my government trying to strong arm me into taking a vaccine that was untested, unproved and basically poison. Said they're lying, it's not a vaccine, it's an irreversible protein spike that will cause permanent damage and autoimmune disorders. This is the second time his unsolicited antivax views have been mentioned. First time he came into my free chat after a show and strongly encouraged me to read about a doctor he admires - I forget her name but she has been widely discredited by professionals the world over.
He's been a custie since August and is my highest spender by quite a stretch but his opinions have really rubbed me up the wrong way. Is it time to cut him loose?
kamiliam
05-08-2021, 11:03 AM
NEED to vent about this. My highest paying customer on streamate somehow thinks he's got a say in my RL. I logged on this afternoon to 4 DMs from him. Fist was a long one, saying he'd heard news about current restrictions/requirements in the country that I live and pleaded that I go back to England, my home country. Spouted something about my government trying to strong arm me into taking a vaccine that was untested, unproved and basically poison. Said they're lying, it's not a vaccine, it's an irreversible protein spike that will cause permanent damage and autoimmune disorders. This is the second time his unsolicited antivax views have been mentioned. First time he came into my free chat after a show and strongly encouraged me to read about a doctor he admires - I forget her name but she has been widely discredited by professionals the world over.
He's been a custie since August and is my highest spender by quite a stretch but his opinions have really rubbed me up the wrong way. Is it time to cut him loose?
For me it would be the time to cut him loose. Maybe a warning. For the content of the messages but also because he isn’t considering you as an individual at all, which will make that money go down whenever he feels like. Power structure and all that. If it doesn’t personally irk you, then milk it, but it has gone beyond that it seems.
~Carmen~
05-08-2021, 01:48 PM
I thanked this level 3 regular for our show and for for sending me 10 gold after it.
"Ok you like the gold , not me"
This guy has been giving me a tough time lately too.(Saying he's doing a show, then leaving). It's definitely time to cut him loose.
Ambercat
05-08-2021, 01:55 PM
Sometimes I really want to say, well yes of course I like the gold, this is my job!
moneybags
05-08-2021, 02:00 PM
NEED to vent about this. My highest paying customer on streamate somehow thinks he's got a say in my RL. I logged on this afternoon to 4 DMs from him. Fist was a long one, saying he'd heard news about current restrictions/requirements in the country that I live and pleaded that I go back to England, my home country. Spouted something about my government trying to strong arm me into taking a vaccine that was untested, unproved and basically poison. Said they're lying, it's not a vaccine, it's an irreversible protein spike that will cause permanent damage and autoimmune disorders. This is the second time his unsolicited antivax views have been mentioned. First time he came into my free chat after a show and strongly encouraged me to read about a doctor he admires - I forget her name but she has been widely discredited by professionals the world over.
He's been a custie since August and is my highest spender by quite a stretch but his opinions have really rubbed me up the wrong way. Is it time to cut him loose?
it’s up to you and if you feel like it’s worth it. I would just laugh it off, and redirect him to a sexier topic. “I’m here to have fun, not talk about my personal life. I’d love to keep having fun with you, but I’m not talking about my personal decisions with you.
People can be conditioned to do whatever you want them to do.
I think my biggest annoyance is talking about marriage and children. I get a lot of personal questions. If someone told me not to get vaccinated I would just laugh and tell them too late. OR. You can tell me all the reasons to not get a vaccine in exclusive.
Just ignore his messages and give him praise when he stays on topic if you want to keep him.
I think one thing outsiders don’t understand about our work is we are like therapist. We are working with some unhealthy people and we really have to set strong boundaries and not internalize their bullshit.
Cutie101
05-08-2021, 02:41 PM
NEED to vent about this. My highest paying customer on streamate somehow thinks he's got a say in my RL. I logged on this afternoon to 4 DMs from him. Fist was a long one, saying he'd heard news about current restrictions/requirements in the country that I live and pleaded that I go back to England, my home country. Spouted something about my government trying to strong arm me into taking a vaccine that was untested, unproved and basically poison. Said they're lying, it's not a vaccine, it's an irreversible protein spike that will cause permanent damage and autoimmune disorders. This is the second time his unsolicited antivax views have been mentioned. First time he came into my free chat after a show and strongly encouraged me to read about a doctor he admires - I forget her name but she has been widely discredited by professionals the world over.
He's been a custie since August and is my highest spender by quite a stretch but his opinions have really rubbed me up the wrong way. Is it time to cut him loose?
I'd say whatever he wants to hear, as time as he's paying. He doesn't know what you do irl anyway. If he tries to stretch the convo outside a private session, just be short with him and develop the subject in private. Let him talk about it and give oppinions untill he passes out, as time as he is paying you :))))
moneybags
05-08-2021, 03:10 PM
I only care if people in positions of power find out I’m a cam model. Everyone else can go screw themselves
Is this a common thing for guys to come into your room and guess about your personal life to get a reaction. I just block right away. I had a guy say, “How’s your dad?” Blocked. Another guy acting like he knew me, “How’s Florida,” I blocked right away.
I’m developing my block intuition. Honestly, the big spenders take to private/exclusive right away. I don’t find trying to convert annoying/cheap customers ever works. I just get angry and it take my time and energy from good paying customers.
Ambercat
05-08-2021, 03:37 PM
Such a good idea to only discuss it in excl. Feeling a lot better now, I think it just caught me off guard, glad I vented it here though instead of at him!
ChloeGreenX
05-08-2021, 07:10 PM
To schattenpfad Hello there!
schattenpfad Hy. Show Boobs for 1 Gold only today my Angel?
To schattenpfad Oh it must be your lucky day today :)
You have blocked schattenpfad.
moneybags
05-08-2021, 10:35 PM
This guy was like your not worth 7.99. I’ve gotten privates at 15.99 no complaints. I work out, my hair, and nails are done. It’s expensive to look good! My rates are 9.99/12.99 which I don’t think is that bad. If I have to lower my rates I’m not giving good shows anymore. Ugh. I need to to keep them at the same for at least a week. I did okay last week. He was just being a dick. They guys are being so rude and it totally killed my vibe.
Update: Right after a guy got a 15 minute exclusive from me. I’m gonna keep my rates the same although I lowered my exclusive a bit. I’m selling a piece of my soul damn it. How much is a soul worth you cheap fucks.
ChloeGreenX
05-09-2021, 04:00 AM
Goodboy Hi there
To Goodboy how are you?
Goodboy Are you pregnant?
To Goodboy no
Goodboy Aaa..just fat understood
To Goodboy Aww it's adorable that you're trying so hard to put people down. You must really hate what you see in the mirror every morning :) Aw poor soul. Why don't you ask someone to hug you today? It might help :)
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moneybags
05-09-2021, 04:10 AM
Goodboy Hi there
To Goodboy how are you?
Goodboy Are you pregnant?
To Goodboy no
Goodboy Aaa..just fat understood
To Goodboy Aww it's adorable that you're trying so hard to put people down. You must really hate what you see in the mirror every morning :) Aw poor soul. Why don't you ask someone to hug you today? It might help :)
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They were awful tonight! Most the times guys are nice, but not tonight. Nope.
ChloeGreenX
05-09-2021, 04:12 AM
They were awful tonight! Most the times guys are nice, but not tonight. Nope.
They are so sad omg hahahaha
ChloeGreenX
05-09-2021, 04:19 AM
IceColedTea (invisible) How do you feel about white men?
IceColedTea (invisible) What about military?
IceColedTea (invisible) Like US military?
To Guest TIPS AND SHOWS ARE PREFERRED IN MY ROOM. THANK YOU!
IceColedTea (invisible) Do you happen to be a mom?
To IceColedTea No, but I happen to be bored with your endless questions without tipping.
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kinkydirtybitch
05-09-2021, 08:40 AM
Loool this guy! I don't even know what he was saying - I used ShaSha's phrase hahahaha I was laughing my ass off :D
To Legend731 I need 25 g to read that - thanks Sha hahahaha
I had the exact same thing today a whole wall of convoluted drivel to wade through was going to cost him 25G
So thanks Sha ❤️
Cutie101
05-09-2021, 10:16 AM
This guy was like your not worth 7.99. I’ve gotten privates at 15.99 no complaints. I work out, my hair, and nails are done. It’s expensive to look good! My rates are 9.99/12.99 which I don’t think is that bad. If I have to lower my rates I’m not giving good shows anymore. Ugh. I need to to keep them at the same for at least a week. I did okay last week. He was just being a dick. They guys are being so rude and it totally killed my vibe.
Update: Right after a guy got a 15 minute exclusive from me. I’m gonna keep my rates the same although I lowered my exclusive a bit. I’m selling a piece of my soul damn it. How much is a soul worth you cheap fucks.
When they comment about my prices I'm like: "You're not paying, so your oppinion is not relevant" :))))
Miss_ShaSha
05-09-2021, 03:18 PM
I had the exact same thing today a whole wall of convoluted drivel to wade through was going to cost him 25G
So thanks Sha ❤️
You're most welcome!!!
ChloeGreenX
05-09-2021, 09:17 PM
When they comment about my prices I'm like: "You're not paying, so your oppinion is not relevant" :))))
Exactly! I say something like: well, that's okay, leave it for the real MEN who can afford it. And they just fuck off. I just love treating them like dirt hahahaha
Luci Fer
05-09-2021, 09:31 PM
Goodboy Hi there
To Goodboy how are you?
Goodboy Are you pregnant?
To Goodboy no
Goodboy Aaa..just fat understood
To Goodboy Aww it's adorable that you're trying so hard to put people down. You must really hate what you see in the mirror every morning :) Aw poor soul. Why don't you ask someone to hug you today? It might help :)
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Brilliant! LOVE such answers. The answer of a real queen! He 's such a pathetic fucktard hahaha
ChloeGreenX
05-09-2021, 09:45 PM
Brilliant! LOVE such answers. The answer of a real queen! He 's such a pathetic fucktard hahaha
LMAO some of them really need help :D
moneybags
05-09-2021, 09:48 PM
LMAO some of them really need help :D
unfortunately we are the help
Luci Fer
05-09-2021, 09:53 PM
unfortunately we are the help
hey, it's good we 're the help. If they pay, I mean. ;D
TheBrownFox
05-09-2021, 11:31 PM
IceColedTea (invisible) How do you feel about white men?
IceColedTea (invisible) What about military?
IceColedTea (invisible) Like US military?
To Guest TIPS AND SHOWS ARE PREFERRED IN MY ROOM. THANK YOU!
IceColedTea (invisible) Do you happen to be a mom?
To IceColedTea No, but I happen to be bored with your endless questions without tipping.
IceColedTea has logged off (reason: user left)
His screen name is really spelled like that??? LOL!!!
https://i.gifer.com/POsJ.gif
gbjenna
05-10-2021, 01:51 AM
A guy who was perfectly polite in free chat until the second he enters exclusive
Take it off
All of it
Now
And start sucking my dick
Me: Is there any possibility you could use some manners? The nicer you are to me, the better time we both have. Because I'm no fun when people are rude to me.
Him: Sorry bb your so sexy
It's just expencive
I wanted to ask how the fuck the price relates to his manners but he changed his tune after that so I held my tongue lol
MissAdriana
05-11-2021, 08:59 AM
This guy was like your not worth 7.99. I’ve gotten privates at 15.99 no complaints. I work out, my hair, and nails are done. It’s expensive to look good! My rates are 9.99/12.99 which I don’t think is that bad. If I have to lower my rates I’m not giving good shows anymore.
Are you talking about SM hun? I wonder why he said 7.99... Something about 7.99-8.99 #s never worked well for me. I used to have a few regs @12.99 but Inever sustained a good hourly # with that. Now I'm back to the rate I was at this time last year again trying it out. I get more down votes... their expectations are so high. Most of my traffic do not want to pay for a great show OR a gold show. But I can keep multiple people in private at a lower rate so my hourly is better. I think I can't charge too much because i dont have big fake tits and bad dragon toys :shrug: at least thats the conclusion I've come to LOL
emkato
05-12-2021, 12:53 PM
54994
yikes my guy...
emkato
05-12-2021, 01:27 PM
54995
sorry for the double post but these dudes really think we are as dumb as they are! okay "jessica" :dunce:
kamiliam
05-12-2021, 01:34 PM
54994
yikes my guy...
I know these guys will never go away totally but has anyone else seen a noticeable increase in this type of troll? Not necessarily with ages as young as that loser but yucky still. I know I have, it is just so pointless. Like you just want to gross everyone in the room out? Maybe they are the age they state.
Ms_Kristen
05-12-2021, 01:47 PM
This last week has been so bad that I just can t stop listening to Placebo ”Fuck you” on repeat. fml
pippapippa
05-12-2021, 07:19 PM
Idiot: U look bored
Me: well why don’t you do something to excite me, like tip 5 gold for tits or ass?
Idiot: ur worth more than that
Me: then take me exclusive and pay 9.99 a minute
Idiot: I’m here for the chat
Of course you fucking are
Luci Fer
05-13-2021, 12:34 AM
54995
sorry for the double post but these dudes really think we are as dumb as they are! okay "jessica" :dunce:
I had 'jessica', but now I feel offended 'she' didnot make such offer to me :biggrin:
~Carmen~
05-13-2021, 01:54 AM
I had 'jessica', but now I feel offended 'she' didnot make such offer to me :biggrin:
I'm mad that I haven't seen "her" at all. I could use that 65 golds:mad:
Luci Fer
05-13-2021, 04:15 AM
I'm mad that I haven't seen "her" at all. I could use that 65 golds:mad:
Damn, I see 'she' is highly demanded now :D
Genoveve
05-13-2021, 02:48 PM
Idiot: U look bored
Me: well why don’t you do something to excite me, like tip 5 gold for tits or ass?
Idiot: ur worth more than that
Me: then take me exclusive and pay 9.99 a minute
Idiot: I’m here for the chat
Of course you fucking are
Wow. I love how there's just constant switches to different (and contradicting) reasons to not spend money. I woulda said "I'm worth more than entertaining freeloaders."
My annoyance isn't what they say, but it drives me nuts when a guy's internet is fucking up and so they keep trying repeatedly to start new pvts. I had a regular last night whose internet for whatever reason was fucked up and his cam2cam kept freezing and pixelating, so he keeps leaving and trying again and leaving and trying again, so it's like a string of 28 second, 34 second, 15 second, 49 second...etc. pvts. Like, bro. It's not working. And it's not going to work until you fix your connection. I had multiple regulars waiting for me too so I finally just temporarily blocked him to get him out of my hair so I could make some real money off guys that could actually stay connected.
Cutie101
05-14-2021, 07:10 AM
Wow. I love how there's just constant switches to different (and contradicting) reasons to not spend money. I woulda said "I'm worth more than entertaining freeloaders."
My annoyance isn't what they say, but it drives me nuts when a guy's internet is fucking up and so they keep trying repeatedly to start new pvts. I had a regular last night whose internet for whatever reason was fucked up and his cam2cam kept freezing and pixelating, so he keeps leaving and trying again and leaving and trying again, so it's like a string of 28 second, 34 second, 15 second, 49 second...etc. pvts. Like, bro. It's not working. And it's not going to work until you fix your connection. I had multiple regulars waiting for me too so I finally just temporarily blocked him to get him out of my hair so I could make some real money off guys that could actually stay connected.
Also, when they insist to turn on their webcam. Some idiots are stuck in the pre- internet era, when they had no clue women don't get turned on by seeing their dicks. No woman is. Hide your damn dick, I don't wanna see it. Your internet does not either.
It drives me nuts when they don't understand that their internet is too unstable to handle c2c. Like, can't you just come in and NOT turn on your webcam fffssss!!!
emkato
05-14-2021, 01:07 PM
Also, when they insist to turn on their webcam. Some idiots are stuck in the pre- internet era, when they had no clue women don't get turned on by seeing their dicks. No woman is. Hide your damn dick, I don't wanna see it. Your internet does not either.
It drives me nuts when they don't understand that their internet is too unstable to handle c2c. Like, can't you just come in and NOT turn on your webcam fffssss!!!
THIS!!
I despise C2C when they turn it on the SECOND they get into a show and are all like heavy breathing and say something along the lines of "can you HeaR mEeEe??? OK good!!" (I don't hit accept I let the timer play out til it auto accepts lol) its just a major turn off for me idk makes me feel put on the spot and awkward.
I don't even care if their image sucks cause I would much rather not have to see or hear these guys if I am being honest. And a lot of the time they don't use headphones so I can hear the feedback from their speakers going through mine. I just hate every aspect of it but I feel like I wouldn't make nearly as much if I said I didn't like cam 2 cam. these guys cant seem to get off unless they know I am oohhhh so enamored with their peen:magnify::pickle: