View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
Luci Fer
06-21-2021, 07:11 PM
Avocado:I am out of funds but I am about to cum can you help?
Did you help him? ;D
looklovely
06-22-2021, 10:48 AM
Did you help him? ;D
I helped kick him into another room to look for salvation.
Miss_ShaSha
06-22-2021, 01:16 PM
^^hahahaaa tee hee!
Genoveve
06-22-2021, 05:33 PM
This guy asked me if there was a mirror in my panties because he could see himself in them. I completely ignored him and then he came out with this:
moron: If I can make u smile with my pick up lines u have to flash me
moron: And if I give up u can block me
me: what a stupid idea
me: i will just block you now
moron: No
I blocked him.
Seductive_Brit
06-23-2021, 06:29 AM
This was funny, but honestly (bearing in mind my ass is in the thumbnail anyway):
jamesdodds111: Looking for a nice gal with a nice ass to tempt me to go private x
To jamesdodds111: I see well I certainly fit the bill
jamesdodds111: Haha and how is that lol x
To jamesdodds111: Tip for a stand up, twerk or show ass and you'll find out
To jamesdodds111: They're in the menu
jamesdodds111: I'll wait for someone to do it and I'll take u I paid to much out and been disappointed x
Luci Fer
06-24-2021, 02:50 AM
This was funny, but honestly (bearing in mind my ass is in the thumbnail anyway):
jamesdodds111: Looking for a nice gal with a nice ass to tempt me to go private x
To jamesdodds111: I see well I certainly fit the bill
jamesdodds111: Haha and how is that lol x
To jamesdodds111: Tip for a stand up, twerk or show ass and you'll find out
To jamesdodds111: They're in the menu
jamesdodds111: I'll wait for someone to do it and I'll take u I paid to much out and been disappointed x
And this just showed us a glimpse of james' life full of struggle, desperate hunt for The Perfect Ass and epic fails on his path. It also ruined his faith in humankind, and he, trying to avoid the pain that haunted him, was determined to wait patiently to see a flash that would bring him to the heavens.}:D
emkato
06-24-2021, 09:30 AM
And this just showed us a glimpse of james' life full of struggle, desperate hunt for The Perfect Ass and epic fails on his path. It also ruined his faith in humankind, and he, trying to avoid the pain that haunted him, was determined to wait patiently to see a flash that would bring him to the heavens.}:D
this is the funniest thing I have read in a long time hahahaha thank you for the serotonin boost I needed before logging in today ;D
Luci Fer
06-24-2021, 10:11 PM
this is the funniest thing I have read in a long time hahahaha thank you for the serotonin boost I needed before logging in today ;D
Anytime, girl! ;D
looklovely
06-25-2021, 03:42 PM
MfJayy (invisible)Can I see you back up and bend over
To MfJayy Please check out gold menu, and I will!
MfJayy (invisible)Convince me to go private
MfJayy has logged off (reason: user was booted by model)
SoloDesire
06-25-2021, 03:46 PM
MfJayy (invisible)Can I see you back up and bend over
To MfJayy Please check out gold menu, and I will!
MfJayy (invisible)Convince me to go private
MfJayy has logged off (reason: user was booted by model)
How about I convince you to fuck off?! Sounds way more fun for me. (Good for you for kicking his stupid ass)
looklovely
06-25-2021, 03:50 PM
How about I convince you to fuck off?! Sounds way more fun for me. (Good for you for kicking his stupid ass)
I'm bizarre...I thought he'd return and call me the B-word or C-word. I enjoy reporting them after that even though it might not punish them. He must be making his rounds.
Sugarsteepdoll
06-25-2021, 05:54 PM
Roystoel:Hi bby, Can u flesh ur boobs After That I give u 5 Tags with Screenshot?
Luci Fer
06-26-2021, 02:05 AM
Roystoel:Hi bby, Can u flesh ur boobs After That I give u 5 Tags with Screenshot?
wow what a smart one! lol! These tags have to be approved by SM to be shown though, bet he doesnt know it.
pippapippa
06-26-2021, 06:36 PM
Got this guy who said he wanted me to deny him and not let him see my body.
He goes exclusive
Can you stand up?
No
Please?
No
Can you turn around?
No
Can I see your ass?
No
I mean fully covered
No
And he left eventually. lol. I’m still laughing.
Ambercat
06-28-2021, 09:02 AM
Amoto: Hi, just wanted to congratulate you
Me: For what hun?
Amoto: Amounting to nothing more than a cam whore
Me: You know how much cam whores get paid right?
BLOCKED
looklovely
06-29-2021, 01:39 PM
FracksALot Good, just scrolling through.
FracksALot has logged off (reason: user was booted by model)
gbjenna
07-01-2021, 09:15 AM
98722 i wanna go private but due to religious factor i have to see your left boob first if u can
To 98722 Yeah sure I'll make an exception
To 98722 Just my left boob?
98722 yes just left
To 98722 Sure babe hold on
98722 waiting baby
98722 come on
To 98722 Did you see it?
98722 nooo
To 98722 You must have blinked
To 98722 Watch again
To 98722 Catch it?
98722 this is not funny pls
Definitely was funny during a brief quiet period
MissAdriana
07-01-2021, 09:21 AM
to 98722 you must have blinked
lmao legendary
emkato
07-01-2021, 11:56 AM
gray: come on
gray: dont hold back
gray: give it to me
gray: cum for me
gray: cum
gray: cum
gray: i need you to cum
all this was said in a 30 second span of time in pvt lmao yaaaahh you've probably never made a girl cum in your life
looklovely
07-01-2021, 12:25 PM
DannyyDo u do some sessions
ME: Yes. Here.
DannyyCool I like my nuts hit
DannyyThat’s so cool, what area do u practice
ME: Online
DannyyRight on, if you were to do a in person session how much would ucharge
To DannyyPlease do not share contact information with the performers. It is against the rules.
This guy has been asking if I'm near Maryland for over a year and just leaves. I reported him.
emkato
07-02-2021, 11:23 AM
coolguy22: hru?
me: I'm good hru today?
cool guy22: im good babe
coolguy22: how much is your phone bill babe
me: *tells him*
coolguy22: U want to be in a serious relationship with me for real life I will pay it every month for you
me: no thank you lol
*coolguy22 leaves*
haha WHAT
Cutie101
07-02-2021, 12:37 PM
"Ever notice you have no viewers you're on Chaturbate geget naked and give people a reason to start tipping cause you personality isn't worth tipping. Wake up or go to Twitch nerd"
I'm sure he's in his early 20's. Brushing it off and moving on.
He has no idea I take the "nerd" as a compliment :)
MissAdriana
07-03-2021, 08:01 AM
coolguy22: U want to be in a serious relationship with me for real life I will pay it every month for you
A relationship for a PHONE BILL??? The bar is TOO LOW
He should change his username to uncoolguy
looklovely
07-03-2021, 12:30 PM
Johnny (invisible)What kind of teasing you got in mind?
To Johnny ass worshp
Johnny (invisible)Let’s see how big it is I don’t worship small asses
To Johnny Please check out gold menu, and I will!
Johnny has logged off (reason: user left)
looklovely
07-03-2021, 12:31 PM
"Ever notice you have no viewers �� you're on Chaturbate geget naked and give people a reason to start tipping cause you personality isn't worth tipping. Wake up or go to Twitch nerd������"
I'm sure he's in his early 20's. Brushing it off and moving on.
He has no idea I take the "nerd" as a compliment :)
I wish they called me "Nerd"...I used to get "No personality." or "Mean sounding."
Genoveve
07-03-2021, 01:05 PM
^^I get those all the time too and I embrace it because that's exactly what I'm going for with guys who expect anything for free.
Johnny (invisible)What kind of teasing you got in mind?
To Johnny ass worshp
Johnny (invisible)Let’s see how big it is I don’t worship small asses
To Johnny Please check out gold menu, and I will!
Johnny has logged off (reason: user left)
I would have said "And I don't cater to cheapasses" and kicked him.
minibagel
07-04-2021, 08:52 AM
55460
when you kick a silent lurker who acts like he's some kind of Rockefeller
Marina Starr
07-04-2021, 08:58 AM
I always regret it instantly when freeloaders/lurkers said they won't be coming back. Feels like I'm leaving money on the table...
55462
minibagel
07-04-2021, 09:07 AM
^i'd bet anything that steve still has a $50 daily limit lol
in my experience, the decent guys i kick come back and redeem themselves by apologizing/tipping/buying a show
Marina Starr
07-04-2021, 09:38 AM
I was being sarcastic/funny by saying 'leaving money on the table' when freeloaders announced their departure :)
^i'd bet anything that steve still has a $50 daily limit lol
in my experience, the decent guys i kick come back and redeem themselves by apologizing/tipping/buying a show
minibagel
07-04-2021, 09:45 AM
^lol! DOH. i missed the freeloader part
Miss_ShaSha
07-05-2021, 03:30 PM
HardPipe wow just saw your prices. damn.. im a big fan, but thats more than anyone else on the site
Me Not really. If you have a job, but...I mean, if you lost yours I'm sorry :)
He's a "fan" of my footjob material. A "fan"? That usually means they watched all my free stuff on PornHub that I tried for ages to get pulled off.
Some "fan" can't even do a show with "wifey material".
NEXT!!!
SoloDesire
07-05-2021, 03:51 PM
HardPipe wow just saw your prices. damn.. im a big fan, but thats more than anyone else on the site
Me Not really. If you have a job, but...I mean, if you lost yours I'm sorry :)
He's a "fan" of my footjob material. A "fan"? That usually means they watched all my free stuff on PornHub that I tried for ages to get pulled off.
Some "fan" can't even do a show with "wifey material".
NEXT!!!
He obviously hasn't really looked around the site then. He's just shopping for cheap models. I really hate those pricks who want to complain about how broke they are and then put it on us like it's our problem they can't afford us. So get a better job that pays you more or work harder...don't blame us for actually making that money we rightly deserve for putting our bodies and talents on display!
Marina Starr
07-05-2021, 03:54 PM
Who exactly is anyone else? LOL
He's a big fan alright, big fan of $1.99 a minute.
HardPipe wow just saw your prices. damn.. im a big fan, but thats more than anyone else on the site
Me Not really. If you have a job, but...I mean, if you lost yours I'm sorry :)
He's a "fan" of my footjob material. A "fan"? That usually means they watched all my free stuff on PornHub that I tried for ages to get pulled off.
Some "fan" can't even do a show with "wifey material".
NEXT!!!
Miss_ShaSha
07-05-2021, 04:22 PM
Who exactly is anyone else? LOL
He's a big fan alright, big fan of $1.99 a minute.
Lololllll girl, you crack me up! Fuck...that $1.99 killed me hahaha DEAD
Miss_ShaSha
07-05-2021, 04:25 PM
He obviously hasn't really looked around the site then. He's just shopping for cheap models. I really hate those pricks who want to complain about how broke they are and then put it on us like it's our problem they can't afford us. So get a better job that pays you more or work harder...don't blame us for actually making that money we rightly deserve for putting our bodies and talents on display!
Exactly!
Marina Starr
07-05-2021, 04:29 PM
1.99 may still be too expensive since he's a big fan. I'd try .99 cent.
Lololllll girl, you crack me up! Fuck...that $1.99 killed me hahaha DEAD
~Carmen~
07-05-2021, 05:11 PM
1.99 may still be too expensive since he's a big fan. I'd try .99 cent.
Still too high. Why not lowball all the way down to 0.49?
~Carmen~
07-06-2021, 12:09 AM
Attention seeker #1: You are not the room for me. You're too pushy. I prefer to have at least a half hour conversation first.
Attention seeker #2: I concur.
And yet, they still sat in my room for another 5 minutes until I helped them both out on their quest to find a good conversationalist.
Marina Starr
07-06-2021, 12:14 PM
Oh wow, you are leaving money on the table, sis!
Should have let them stay and get to know you, have long, endless conversation. If they don't spend today, they'll come back and spend big next time. Your loss, sis!
Attention seeker #1: You are not the room for me. You're too pushy. I prefer to have at least a half hour conversation first.
Attention seeker #2: I concur.
And yet, they still sat in my room for another 5 minutes until I helped them both out on their quest to find a good conversationalist.
looklovely
07-06-2021, 12:28 PM
Guy: I'm 18. How old are you?
Me: Don't ask a women's age.
Guy: Can I see Mommy's ass?
I said you're disgusting (not sure if he heard) then booted.
~Carmen~
07-06-2021, 12:34 PM
Oh wow, you are leaving money on the table, sis!
Should have let them say and get to know you, have long, endless conversation. If they don't spend today, they'll come back and spend big next time. Your loss, sis!
You're right. I'm kicking myself now. I will unblock them both and send them all my videos, along with a note of apology. Hopefully they will accept it and we can have a deep conversation before they decide whether or not to spend.
Marina Starr
07-06-2021, 12:43 PM
Love how reactive you are on making it right by them. I would also give lifetime free videos, pictures! I think this will definitely win them back and they'll spend big! Get ready to be spoiled in abundance, sis!
You're right. I'm kicking myself now. I will unblock them both and send them all my videos, along with a note of apology. Hopefully they will accept it and we can have a deep conversation before they decide whether or not to spend.
emkato
07-07-2021, 11:51 AM
Attention seeker #1: You are not the room for me. You're too pushy. I prefer to have at least a half hour conversation first.
Attention seeker #2: I concur.
And yet, they still sat in my room for another 5 minutes until I helped them both out on their quest to find a good conversationalist.
I cant stand talking to people lol. I try and be nice but damn they wanna sit there and talk to you like they just paid for a steak dinner when they haven't eve tipped $1. its exhausting.
I Just recently blocked a guy for coming in my room and talking my head off, going on and on about how ~personality~ is so important to him and bragging about graduating college.....and after a while I was like damn this dude is entitled. and not tipping. your shit personality doesn't pay my bills lol
~Carmen~
07-07-2021, 12:16 PM
I cant stand talking to people lol. I try and be nice but damn they wanna sit there and talk to you like they just paid for a steak dinner when they haven't eve tipped $1. its exhausting.
I Just recently blocked a guy for coming in my room and talking my head off, going on and on about how ~personality~ is so important to him and bragging about graduating college.....and after a while I was like damn this dude is entitled. and not tipping. your shit personality doesn't pay my bills lol
Right? Little do they realize how annoying they are. It sounds like the old Charlie Brown “Wha wha wha wha” to us. Lol
everythingiscake
07-07-2021, 02:17 PM
It is stupid how many of these users from streamate have said the exact same things in my chat! Is their a fetish where you copy/paste the same thing to dozens of models? Or get off on getting booted?
message I got:
fupahorizon: Made me chuckle when you booted me, ty I needed that. Have a good night
me: I don't know you and I don't care. Freeloaders and lurkers get kicked and blocked.
truth is, I do remember him. I didn't kick him. I logged off! What a dumbass.
looklovely
07-08-2021, 12:03 PM
It is stupid how many of these users from streamate have said the exact same things in my chat! Is their a fetish where you copy/paste the same thing to dozens of models? Or get off on getting booted?
message I got:
fupahorizon: Made me chuckle when you booted me, ty I needed that. Have a good night
me: I don't know you and I don't care. Freeloaders and lurkers get kicked and blocked.
truth is, I do remember him. I didn't kick him. I logged off! What a dumbass.
I have two guys that want me to block them. I said to tip if they want requests.
looklovely
07-08-2021, 03:36 PM
Danny: $9 a minute? I’m going to read your reviews right back!
I logged off real quick, didn't bother booting him.
nattyfetish
07-10-2021, 02:59 AM
I just had a dipshit tell me to lower my price cause i am mature already at 31 LOL ! Honey, the older I get the bigger my price will get cause I am like fine wine. Now fuck off BANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN ! He was a free wanker cause he didn't evan know the minunum price changed a year ago, yeah he wanted me to put the minimum price cause i am "mature"
Cutie101
07-10-2021, 01:57 PM
I just had a dipshit tell me to lower my price cause i am mature already at 31 LOL ! Honey, the older I get the bigger my price will get cause I am like fine wine. Now fuck off BANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN ! He was a free wanker cause he didn't evan know the minunum price changed a year ago, yeah he wanted me to put the minimum price cause i am "mature"
Fucking raise your price or I come and choke you! :)))))))