View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
minibagel
07-10-2021, 05:00 PM
“I can join your room when I log off lmao. Good luck being broke Lol” said a silent lurking clown who got offended when i finally blocked him
i sent him a screenshot of my $513 earnings for today that i made in 2.5 hrs. oh so satisfying cuz it started off dead & hopeless. thank god lol
whirlerz
07-10-2021, 07:18 PM
“I can join your room when I log off lmao. Good luck being broke Lol” said a silent lurking clown who got offended when i finally blocked him
i sent him a screenshot of my $513 earnings for today that i made in 2.5 hrs. oh so satisfying cuz it started off dead & hopeless. thank god lol
Love^, awesome
nattyfetish
07-10-2021, 11:33 PM
Fucking raise your price or I come and choke you! :)))))))
i am laughing my ass off cause you are right (you know me too damn well haha), i am too fuckin cheap for those losers haha! i will actually raise it, i will do some new photos and raise cause fuck it lol ! love ya !
caramelcraze
07-11-2021, 06:34 AM
I've been online 5 minutes so far. Already have been asked if I have black leather assless chaps and if I have a fur coat I can grind against to orgasm...
Guess it's going to be that kind of day!
Seductive_Brit
07-12-2021, 08:14 AM
Hey Brit, I had this guy on SM! He wanted freebies too, but I kicked him and then he just lurked until I banned him. His way of talk was this stupid, too (like in your example). Unpleasant, time-wasting and hopeless loser. So he still didnot change his lame tactics I see hahahaha
PS. I feel similar body reactions sometimes (shaking, heart racing). So...is it adrenaline? Always like...would love to let it out punching someone's face, but nobody s suitable around lol
Thanks so much Luci Fer, just saw this now but it's super helpful to know that he's literally a troll who goes around doing this to everyone. Thanks so much for your help and reassurance, big hugs! Yes I believe it is adrenaline, sorry you went through this yourself, it's not pleasant at all. I think when I exercised more it helped ha, I guess we need to punch a pillow or something. Luckily this kind of thing doesn't happen often as you say, we're the queens these kind of guys are the losers.
I just had this guy like a minute ago. He copies and pastes that same shit lmao no creativity whatsoever. I just laughed at him and he left. Don't let him get to you. He clearly has a sad miserable life and wants to try and bring other people down to feel good about his miserable loser self.
Thank you Chloe! Again reassuring to know this is just their template. But ugh seriously, they have nothing better to do with their lives? I do actually feel pretty sorry for them.
Seductive_Brit
07-12-2021, 09:35 AM
Loool this guy! I don't even know what he was saying - I used ShaSha's phrase hahahaha I was laughing my ass off :D
Legend731 Yes sweet girl it's been a long time should watch them show me how wild you get paid I'll get it through a private with you tell me like sexy ass twerk that show me how you write it in my car cuz I was there and I'll pay you for it you sweet sleeping show me your wet p****
To Legend731 I need 25 g to read that - thanks Sha hahahaha
Legend731 Come on show me what you want I'll give you a coins see that sexy body babe
To Legend731 sorry if you're being ignored - free requests are invisible in this room :) pick from the menu if you want to request something
>> Show Ass << 15.00 GOLD from Legend731
Legend731It's so sexy around my 9 1/2-in cock is it for afternoon like you keep
To Legend731:)
To Legend731let me know when you're ready for a show
>> Flash Tits << 10.00 GOLD from Legend731
Legend731 has logged off (reason: user left)
Loool he actually tipped in the end hahahahahaha I was just laughing
This sent me, I SO needed that laugh haha brilliant! Gonna have to use that.
emkato
07-12-2021, 10:01 AM
I've been online 5 minutes so far. Already have been asked if I have black leather assless chaps and if I have a fur coat I can grind against to orgasm...
Guess it's going to be that kind of day!
It must be so exhausting needing something so specific just to be able to jack their dick and get off. I just imagine them asking girls the same thing over and over just to be told "no I don't have that" over and over....
Seductive_Brit
07-12-2021, 10:52 AM
Goodboy Hi there
To Goodboy how are you?
Goodboy Are you pregnant?
To Goodboy no
Goodboy Aaa..just fat understood
To Goodboy Aww it's adorable that you're trying so hard to put people down. You must really hate what you see in the mirror every morning :) Aw poor soul. Why don't you ask someone to hug you today? It might help :)
Goodboy has logged off (reason: user left)
IceColedTea (invisible) How do you feel about white men?
IceColedTea (invisible) What about military?
IceColedTea (invisible) Like US military?
To Guest TIPS AND SHOWS ARE PREFERRED IN MY ROOM. THANK YOU!
IceColedTea (invisible) Do you happen to be a mom?
To IceColedTea No, but I happen to be bored with your endless questions without tipping.
IceColedTea has logged off (reason: user left)
These responses gave me LIFE, I'm learning so much ha, such a composed queen. I swear this thread has made me better at comebacks and remaining unbothered.
Seductive_Brit
07-12-2021, 11:56 AM
Hey guys been reading back and catching up on this thread and wanted to respond to the bunch of comments about cam 2 cam and how many found it so difficult and offputting in case anyone finds it helpful. So for a while I didn't offer it at all because I was in a relationship. I do offer it now but with these adjustments, maybe they could help some to make the money without the discomfort.
1) C2c in exclusive only, this cuts out a lot of it already, explaining that normal private is a group show and no one wants to hear me talking about someone else's dick, usually they say fair enough and either carry on without cam or hop into exclusive to get c2c.
2) It seems like a lot of people's main issue with c2c was the awkwardness of hearing them make sounds/speak, having to ask again what they said etc. I always mute them, I only explain if I see them trying to speak or asking about sound that I don't have sound for c2c (I mute my laptop) because I have housemates that don't know I do this (this is true). Surprise surprise most of them don't care. For those that do want sound I say I'll need earphones, naturally it means for certain sections I remove my earphones so I can move around and do the show for them so I don't hear them the whole time anyway (but again rarely get asked for earphones, usually when I offer they say don't worry it's fine). This has meant I almost never have to deal with the sound issues and discomfort mentioned by other posters whilst not missing out on the c2c money.
When I was in a relationship I offered no sound option full stop and had a third hack which anyone can use:
3) Sticky note over the square where their video is. Unless you're doing a rating or JOI show they don't need you to actually describe anything, you can be very generic in your dirty talk and they'll still think it applies to them. So several stickies you can't see anything at all, one sticky so you could see the outline, this is the least risky, that way you can see what's happening in terms of movement, you can even do a JOI but don't actually have to look at the clear image. For SPH, it doesn't matter what it looks like, you can take one look then cover it up because you already know what they want to hear.
Hope this helps people rake in that c2c money!
emkato
07-12-2021, 01:14 PM
2) It seems like a lot of people's main issue with c2c was the awkwardness of hearing them make sounds/speak, having to ask again what they said etc. I always mute them, I only explain if I see them trying to speak or asking about sound that I don't have sound for c2c (I mute my laptop) because I have housemates that don't know I do this (this is true). Surprise surprise most of them don't care. For those that do want sound I say I'll need earphones, naturally it means for certain sections I remove my earphones so I can move around and do the show for them so I don't hear them the whole time anyway (but again rarely get asked for earphones, usually when I offer they say don't worry it's fine). This has meant I almost never have to deal with the sound issues and discomfort mentioned by other posters whilst not missing out on the c2c money.
Thanks for your post! I always mute them now. If I get a chance before they take me into a show knowing they want to C2C I will tell them to please type during the show as the audio doesn't always work. Had a guy straight up tell me "that kind of sucks that I have to type" and left before taking me. Didn't bother me at all actually lol. Sometimes when they ask me mid show if i can hear them after turning on their cam and I tell them "no I am sorry I suppose the sound isn't working on my end. please type for me :)" and play dumb. they either don't care and stay or leave. Some guys refuse to continue a show if they cant use their voice to talk to me and I honestly am at a point where I don't mind losing a few dollars in exchange for my comfort and thats that. there's 100 more guys where he came from.;D
Luci Fer
07-12-2021, 10:30 PM
Hey guys been reading back and catching up on this thread and wanted to respond to the bunch of comments about cam 2 cam and how many found it so difficult and offputting in case anyone finds it helpful. So for a while I didn't offer it at all because I was in a relationship. I do offer it now but with these adjustments, maybe they could help some to make the money without the discomfort.
1) C2c in exclusive only, this cuts out a lot of it already, explaining that normal private is a group show and no one wants to hear me talking about someone else's dick, usually they say fair enough and either carry on without cam or hop into exclusive to get c2c.
2) It seems like a lot of people's main issue with c2c was the awkwardness of hearing them make sounds/speak, having to ask again what they said etc. I always mute them, I only explain if I see them trying to speak or asking about sound that I don't have sound for c2c (I mute my laptop) because I have housemates that don't know I do this (this is true). Surprise surprise most of them don't care. For those that do want sound I say I'll need earphones, naturally it means for certain sections I remove my earphones so I can move around and do the show for them so I don't hear them the whole time anyway (but again rarely get asked for earphones, usually when I offer they say don't worry it's fine). This has meant I almost never have to deal with the sound issues and discomfort mentioned by other posters whilst not missing out on the c2c money.
When I was in a relationship I offered no sound option full stop and had a third hack which anyone can use:
3) Sticky note over the square where their video is. Unless you're doing a rating or JOI show they don't need you to actually describe anything, you can be very generic in your dirty talk and they'll still think it applies to them. So several stickies you can't see anything at all, one sticky so you could see the outline, this is the least risky, that way you can see what's happening in terms of movement, you can even do a JOI but don't actually have to look at the clear image. For SPH, it doesn't matter what it looks like, you can take one look then cover it up because you already know what they want to hear.
Hope this helps people rake in that c2c money!
Thank you, Brit! So appreciate that! And thank you, emkato, I really agree that it's better to mute and play dumb than to suffer trying to figure out what the hell they are saying lol That kills my vibe completely.
Seductive_Brit
07-13-2021, 05:21 AM
ok double post but these guys today are absolutely horrid....
him: hi cutie :) do you want to roleplay c2c?
me: sure! what kind of roleplay are you looking for?
him: I want you to pretend to be a 13 year old girl. I am watching you while your parents are outside. Then I sneak into your room and force you to get naked. is that okay?
me: that is absolutely disgusting. I am blocking you and reporting you to the website immediately.
jfc....why did I even log in today? I am now actively being triggered whilst making no money. like a double punch to the face.
I'm so sorry you went through this, happened to me before and honestly it's just so horrible and disturbing.
55315
Omg bruh you're a cam model, Bruh you're a loser who has to pay women to talk to you, can't get anyone to actually have sex with you and vexed no one would ever pay to watch YOU masturbate lol. I would have done the same and blocked as he was typing lol.
Seductive_Brit
07-13-2021, 05:31 AM
And this just showed us a glimpse of james' life full of struggle, desperate hunt for The Perfect Ass and epic fails on his path. It also ruined his faith in humankind, and he, trying to avoid the pain that haunted him, was determined to wait patiently to see a flash that would bring him to the heavens.}:D
Ok this absolutely SENT me. Full on guffawed on cam haha, brilliant. Throughout your posts Luci you have an excellent sense of humour, must say much appreciated :D.
Seductive_Brit
07-13-2021, 05:45 AM
I cant stand talking to people lol. I try and be nice but damn they wanna sit there and talk to you like they just paid for a steak dinner when they haven't eve tipped $1. its exhausting.
I Just recently blocked a guy for coming in my room and talking my head off, going on and on about how ~personality~ is so important to him and bragging about graduating college.....and after a while I was like damn this dude is entitled. and not tipping. your shit personality doesn't pay my bills lol
Get them to do it in private or exclusive, don't engage, that's what I do, I say I would love to continue this conversation with you hun but it will need to be in exclusive as otherwise I can't give you my full attention (if they pull me into just private I'm fine to continue talking because it's easy for me). I've got a number of just chatting privates that way, plus I type after the initial hello, so they think I'm chatting to other people even if I'm just typing on here lol. They get frustrated and take you exclusive so they can have you to themselves. And once that initial chatty private happens it feels too weird for them to jump into just sexual shows anymore :). I end up earning the most in one off shows from people that just talk to me, no nudity even. And often after you give them the private exclusive line if they're cheap they'll leave, if they keep trying to chat kick. Continue doing it block. The art of conversation is something I'm selling as well, they have to pay for it.
Seductive_Brit
07-13-2021, 05:51 AM
Thanks for your post! I always mute them now. If I get a chance before they take me into a show knowing they want to C2C I will tell them to please type during the show as the audio doesn't always work. Had a guy straight up tell me "that kind of sucks that I have to type" and left before taking me. Didn't bother me at all actually lol. Sometimes when they ask me mid show if i can hear them after turning on their cam and I tell them "no I am sorry I suppose the sound isn't working on my end. please type for me :)" and play dumb. they either don't care and stay or leave. Some guys refuse to continue a show if they cant use their voice to talk to me and I honestly am at a point where I don't mind losing a few dollars in exchange for my comfort and thats that. there's 100 more guys where he came from.;D
Thank you, Brit! So appreciate that! And thank you, emkato, I really agree that it's better to mute and play dumb than to suffer trying to figure out what the hell they are saying lol That kills my vibe completely.
Sorry guys for the bombardment ha I like to read this thread when I'm working, gets me through the hours ha. So glad you guys found it helpful!!! You're welcome emkato and Luci and yes totally agree, not worth the extra dollars sacrificing our comfort! The beauty of this job is we do whatever WE want and are comfortable with.
Genoveve
07-13-2021, 07:35 AM
“I can join your room when I log off lmao. Good luck being broke Lol” said a silent lurking clown who got offended when i finally blocked him
I would have said “Damn it must suck to have zero life.” Like seriously, he’s basically bragging about how much time he can camp out in your room for..
emkato
07-13-2021, 08:56 AM
Get them to do it in private or exclusive, don't engage, that's what I do, I say I would love to continue this conversation with you hun but it will need to be in exclusive as otherwise I can't give you my full attention (if they pull me into just private I'm fine to continue talking because it's easy for me). I've got a number of just chatting privates that way, plus I type after the initial hello, so they think I'm chatting to other people even if I'm just typing on here lol. They get frustrated and take you exclusive so they can have you to themselves. And once that initial chatty private happens it feels too weird for them to jump into just sexual shows anymore :). I end up earning the most in one off shows from people that just talk to me, no nudity even. And often after you give them the private exclusive line if they're cheap they'll leave, if they keep trying to chat kick. Continue doing it block. The art of conversation is something I'm selling as well, they have to pay for it.
Great advice! I have def pushed guys into talking to me in a private or exclusive to get my full attention or if they insist on asking me sexual questions, but they almost ALWAYS leave right after I imply anything that has to do with them spending money, even if its in a nice way. Its apparent their goal is to see what model will give them the most attention for free and don't intend on actually spending. What is interesting is I have also made a lot of money from just talking to people in shows, but they will take me exclusive almost instantly without even talking in free chat first. Long story short, if they are going to spend money, they will spend it and do so rather quickly. They don't need convincing. These kinds of guys are far and few in between but they always make a shift better8)
emkato
07-13-2021, 10:04 AM
Him: How much cleavage would you show on a night out
Me: Depends on how much you're spending on dinner ;)
Him: *leaves*
I suppose it wouldn't be very much then, huh?:D
minibagel
07-14-2021, 11:54 AM
I would have said “Damn it must suck to have zero life.” Like seriously, he’s basically bragging about how much time he can camp out in your room for..
lol it’s a good thing i have the most unexciting free chat ever as i am usually a silent, faceless mannequin, with my cam angled at just one shoulder. i can sometimes sit for long stretches without shows due to my high rates. sooo if that how he wishes to spend his free time—obsessively staring at my almost motionless shoulder—then i hope he has popcorn!
looklovely
07-14-2021, 12:36 PM
Vaginaslayer
Im jerking off to you now
Vaginaslayer
My cock is so hard youre gorgeous
Vaginaslayer has logged off (reason: user was booted by model)
gbjenna
07-14-2021, 08:01 PM
It's really late here and I just had this guy talking really weird with the most creepy ass voice and I knew immediately I was in for a treat
Him "So I'm really into spit and... taking drugs. I'm high right now and I'm assuming now by that big bottle of water that you're drinking that you're also on drugs right now too."
I told him I barely even drink let alone take drugs and he says, "you look so worried, why are you so worried? Whats wrong?"
Me "I'm just completely lost at how me drinking water leads you to believe that I'm on drugs right now. Anyway, I can't talk about anything illegal."
Him "Illegal? Well I'm paying to jerk off on a porn site surely that's got to be worse than taking drugs"
What???? BLOCKED. I'm going to bed lol
camgirlscottyland
07-15-2021, 02:47 AM
I hear so much stupid annoying shit on cam that I don't even know where to start!!!
gbjenna
07-15-2021, 04:05 PM
During another C2C show
Him: Oh wow, you have beautiful breasts
Me: Aww thank you
Him: Are they natural or are they enhanced?
Me: They're enhanced actually
Him: I wish you didn't do that
lmao i can't deal with these idiots
Luci Fer
07-15-2021, 06:11 PM
It's really late here and I just had this guy talking really weird with the most creepy ass voice and I knew immediately I was in for a treat
Him "So I'm really into spit and... taking drugs. I'm high right now and I'm assuming now by that big bottle of water that you're drinking that you're also on drugs right now too."
I told him I barely even drink let alone take drugs and he says, "you look so worried, why are you so worried? Whats wrong?"
Me "I'm just completely lost at how me drinking water leads you to believe that I'm on drugs right now. Anyway, I can't talk about anything illegal."
Him "Illegal? Well I'm paying to jerk off on a porn site surely that's got to be worse than taking drugs"
What???? BLOCKED. I'm going to bed lol
Damn, it s so sick I laughed! Just imagine you could say 'yeah, I'm on drugs that's why I drink and that big bottle is actually the bottle of vodka. I'm a hardcore baby!''
And that attempt of him to find 'the better evil' - porn is worse than drugs! lol!
Lately I have guys who say they have no money. Just like that,blunt lol. Guess they 're so hopeless that don't even make attempts to stall the time in free chat.
emkato
07-16-2021, 09:16 AM
*this happened while I was bent over showing my ass for a tip lol wtf*
Sociologist: Prostitution is the business or practice of providing to another person in return for The person who receives payment for sexual services is called a prostitute or and the person who receives such services is known by a multitude of terms. Prostitution is one of the branches of the The varies from, from being permissible but unregulated, to a punishable crime or to a regulated profession.
Me: And why are you telling me this?
Sociologist: Honey, I am a professor of sociology and are showing my 25 summer students today how sex workers react to their own jobs. They certainly feel shame and uncomfortable of what they are doing and react strongly towards common judgement from the society. They want to be respected but unfortunately They couldn't tell people proudly of what they are doing. It identify that a certain area in this case the United States, is having problems on employment and education, which might be because of Covid and shows the future downtrend of economy. hurts to see how capital make young woman lose their dignity and right to live a respected life
Me: well, considering you're obviously a fake professor I'm definitely making more money than you are
*B L O C K*
looklovely
07-16-2021, 01:22 PM
Germanguy (invisible)Where are you from
To GermanguyUSA. It's on my profile.
Germanguy (invisible)Which state
To GermanguyWhat are you in the mood for, sir?
Germanguy (invisible)Don't know yet
Germanguy (invisible)You're Asian?
Seductive_Brit
07-19-2021, 01:47 AM
Great advice! I have def pushed guys into talking to me in a private or exclusive to get my full attention or if they insist on asking me sexual questions, but they almost ALWAYS leave right after I imply anything that has to do with them spending money, even if its in a nice way. Its apparent their goal is to see what model will give them the most attention for free and don't intend on actually spending. What is interesting is I have also made a lot of money from just talking to people in shows, but they will take me exclusive almost instantly without even talking in free chat first. Long story short, if they are going to spend money, they will spend it and do so rather quickly. They don't need convincing. These kinds of guys are far and few in between but they always make a shift better8)
Totally agree emkato! The ones who will spend do and those mostly chatty shows where we're having a normal conversations are definitely my favourites, make up for the rubbish shows for sure.
*this happened while I was bent over showing my ass for a tip lol wtf*
Sociologist: Prostitution is the business or practice of providing to another person in return for The person who receives payment for sexual services is called a prostitute or and the person who receives such services is known by a multitude of terms. Prostitution is one of the branches of the The varies from, from being permissible but unregulated, to a punishable crime or to a regulated profession.
Me: And why are you telling me this?
Sociologist: Honey, I am a professor of sociology and are showing my 25 summer students today how sex workers react to their own jobs. They certainly feel shame and uncomfortable of what they are doing and react strongly towards common judgement from the society. They want to be respected but unfortunately They couldn't tell people proudly of what they are doing. It identify that a certain area in this case the United States, is having problems on employment and education, which might be because of Covid and shows the future downtrend of economy. hurts to see how capital make young woman lose their dignity and right to live a respected life
Me: well, considering you're obviously a fake professor I'm definitely making more money than you are
*B L O C K*
LOVE your comeback. 1) What an idiotic thing to pretend to be and not remotely convincingly 2) What we do is not prostitution, Totally respect those ladies and everything they go through but could never do what they do. 3) What a misogynistic piece of crap.
emkato
07-19-2021, 08:17 AM
LOVE your comeback. 1) What an idiotic thing to pretend to be and not remotely convincingly 2) What we do is not prostitution, Totally respect those ladies and everything they go through but could never do what they do. 3) What a misogynistic piece of crap.
My favorite part was how he said he was showing his "25 students" which I guess is supposed to make me believe he's in a lecture hall with 25 college students with my whole arse projecting on the screen. made me laugh honestly, could you imagine:3dglasses:rotfl:
Seductive_Brit
07-20-2021, 01:28 AM
My favorite part was how he said he was showing his "25 students" which I guess is supposed to make me believe he's in a lecture hall with 25 college students with my whole arse projecting on the screen. made me laugh honestly, could you imagine:3dglasses:rotfl:
That image is just so fricking hilarious :')
Marina Starr
07-20-2021, 07:58 AM
I can't stand this shit. Online and in real life. Just ask the fucking question. If you have to ask 'can I ask you a question?' before you ask, chances are you already know it won't go over well.
55596
nickj9294 is blocked for being an annoying fuck.
zaima
07-20-2021, 09:20 AM
He was saying he was jerking off at work...
BigD: Im kinda the boss so it doent really matter
To BigD: well boss why don't you tip me then lol
To BigD: don't you have money?
BigD: Jus like u dont do for free i dont give for free lol thats how u keep ur money
BigD: Do exciting stuff n ilk def tip lol
Of course I blocked him. Dumbass ZzZzZZz
emkato
07-20-2021, 09:48 AM
He was saying he was jerking off at work...
BigD: Im kinda the boss so it doent really matter
To BigD: well boss why don't you tip me then lol
To BigD: don't you have money?
BigD: Jus like u dont do for free i dont give for free lol thats how u keep ur money
BigD: Do exciting stuff n ilk def tip lol
Of course I blocked him. Dumbass ZzZzZZz
it always baffles me when they think they're doing us a favor. If only they knew that they are just a wallet attached to a man in our eyes and theres 1000 more where he came from lol
gbjenna
07-20-2021, 10:39 AM
He was saying he was jerking off at work...
BigD: Im kinda the boss so it doent really matter
To BigD: well boss why don't you tip me then lol
To BigD: don't you have money?
BigD: Jus like u dont do for free i dont give for free lol thats how u keep ur money
BigD: Do exciting stuff n ilk def tip lol
Of course I blocked him. Dumbass ZzZzZZz
He's a pain in the arse and definitely has no money. I've had him and I'm sure on more than one account
looklovely
07-20-2021, 01:38 PM
Yo1234 Lol 12.75 per minute... Your dreaming... More like 2.50 per minute!!!!!
You have blocked Yo1234.
This must be copy and paste since I'm charging $8.99 a minute. I also showed me reporting him.
Genoveve
07-20-2021, 02:43 PM
It's really late here and I just had this guy talking really weird with the most creepy ass voice and I knew immediately I was in for a treat
Him "So I'm really into spit and... taking drugs. I'm high right now and I'm assuming now by that big bottle of water that you're drinking that you're also on drugs right now too."
I told him I barely even drink let alone take drugs and he says, "you look so worried, why are you so worried? Whats wrong?"
Me "I'm just completely lost at how me drinking water leads you to believe that I'm on drugs right now. Anyway, I can't talk about anything illegal."
Him "Illegal? Well I'm paying to jerk off on a porn site surely that's got to be worse than taking drugs"
What???? BLOCKED. I'm going to bed lol
LOL. I would have asked him to go ask a cop which is worse. Before that though when he said he assumed I was also on drugs and asking me what was wrong I would have been like "You assume I'm on drugs because I'm drinking a bottle of water? ...You think I'm worried? Are you okay? You sound a little illogical and paranoid, what exactly have you taken? ....How much? ....Are you SURE that's what you took? ....Are you SURE that's what you were given? ....How long have you been high for? ....Are you SURE it's only been that long?" Just to fuck with him hehe.
SoloDesire
07-20-2021, 02:43 PM
Yo1234 Lol 12.75 per minute... Your dreaming... More like 2.50 per minute!!!!!
You have blocked Yo1234.
This must be copy and paste since I'm charging $8.99 a minute. I also showed me reporting him.
He was probably Canadian or in a different currency. I get guys all the time complaining that I'm charging more than I actually am. I gave up trying a snarky response and just block them. They don't deserve my energy and I don't want their pocket change.
~Carmen~
07-20-2021, 03:18 PM
I can't stand this shit. Online and in real life. Just ask the fucking question. If you have to ask 'can I ask you a question?' before you ask, chances are you already know it won't go over well.
55596
nickj9294 is blocked for being an annoying fuck.
I feel that it's a backhanded way to make us feel "obligated" to answer. We are all too smart to fall for such stupid tactics.
Marina Starr
07-20-2021, 04:00 PM
That doesn't work with us veteran hoes. Go try that with new hoes or vanilla girls in real life. He vamoosed cause he could tell I'm intolerant.
I feel that it's a backhanded way to make us feel "obligated" to answer. We are all too smart to fall for such stupid tactics.
~Carmen~
07-20-2021, 05:40 PM
"Hard1" Heeey im 25"
He left when I didn't get all excited.
Marina Starr
07-20-2021, 05:43 PM
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"Hard1Heeey im 25"
He left when I didn't get all excited.
Luci Fer
07-20-2021, 07:05 PM
LOL. I would have asked him to go ask a cop which is worse. Before that though when he said he assumed I was also on drugs and asking me what was wrong I would have been like "You assume I'm on drugs because I'm drinking a bottle of water? ...You think I'm worried? Are you okay? You sound a little illogical and paranoid, what exactly have you taken? ....How much? ....Are you SURE that's what you took? ....Are you SURE that's what you were given? ....How long have you been high for? ....Are you SURE it's only been that long?" Just to fuck with him hehe.
Love this! When they confess they are high/drunk it's the best thing to play with their minds. Their melting, fucked up minds}:D
Luci Fer
07-20-2021, 07:23 PM
I feel that it's a backhanded way to make us feel "obligated" to answer. We are all too smart to fall for such stupid tactics.
whyyy why did you say this? From now on every time they will do it, your words with be echoing in my mind;D
Marina, your answer was BRILLIANT. The logic of it even turned me on:ashamed:
And if seriously, some of my regulars do the same, in paid shows, too. I guess, in some cases is just their way of talk.
And in real life it just irks me as hell, and I know they do it to make me stop and pay attention to them. I always say 'No, I'm in hurry!' and keep on going my way. Once one jerk even exclaimed: "why the fuck 're you in hurry?' Oh the despair ;D
~Carmen~
07-20-2021, 10:26 PM
whyyy why did you say this?
You should only answer if it's followed by extra question marks from not answering. Like this:
???????
Luci Fer
07-20-2021, 10:33 PM
You should only answer if it's followed by extra question marks from not answering. Like this:
???????
or....like that: 'May I ask a question????????'
it's too much pressure, Carmen. I''ll probably panic and log off. Maybe I will even cry a little.
~Carmen~
07-20-2021, 10:52 PM
or....like that: 'May I ask a question????????'
it's too much pressure, Carmen. I''ll probably panic and log off. Maybe I will even cry a little.
Cry a little? You are stronger than me. I cry hysterically for hours.
Luci Fer
07-21-2021, 01:56 AM
Cry a little? You are stronger than me. I cry hysterically for hours.
oh, you 're such a gentle soul! Since I'm thriving after you sent that indecisive super mega whale with his pocket full of 5gold tips to me, I think you could start doing cry fetish and I promise to send all these nosey '?'-loving dudes to you!;D
Marina Starr
07-21-2021, 05:15 AM
I don't mind in PAID shows, lets drag that shit out. I just don't have patience for annoying fucks.
whyyy why did you say this? From now on every time they will do it, your words with be echoing in my mind;D
Marina, your answer was BRILLIANT. The logic of it even turned me on:ashamed:
And if seriously, some of my regulars do the same, in paid shows, too. I guess, in some cases is just their way of talk.
And in real life it just irks me as hell, and I know they do it to make me stop and pay attention to them. I always say 'No, I'm in hurry!' and keep on going my way. Once one jerk even exclaimed: "why the fuck 're you in hurry?' Oh the despair ;D
Ambercat
07-21-2021, 07:28 AM
Me: Welcome x
Him: Tnx bb
Me: How're you doing honey?
Him: Well I'm 6'3, play rugby and have a 7" cock, so yeah, pretty good.
He logged off before I could respond and let him know how underwhelming his resume was.
emkato
07-21-2021, 08:30 AM
"Hard1" Heeey im 25"
He left when I didn't get all excited.
its funny you mention this. yesterday I had a guy come in my room who said "I'm new to this I am only 18" and I replied with something generic like "how are you today?" completely ignoring his comment about his age. he left right after that.
what do you want me to do, be like "OHMYGOSHHH ONLY 18????? OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!1"
fuck outta here no one cares.
LeilaB
07-21-2021, 09:28 AM
This happened to me yesterday. WTF?? :'D
Him: Hey let me see those boobs bb
Me: Ok, but first please take a look at my gold menu, boob flash is 10G.
Him: I mean for free
Me: O.O *blocks inmediately*
Edit: I know when they ask questions like this, they don't want to pay, but the fact that he declared he wanted free stuff as if it was the most natural thing on a site like SM...surprised me a little bit.