View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
ManyRoses
05-20-2012, 01:00 PM
OMG! This just made me spit my drink out. It is so ridiculous it almost seems koan-like.
I've been having a screwy tummy from stress...want to point him in my direction? LOL
KinkyKitty19
05-20-2012, 02:08 PM
"Make that ass clap"
"hey, I'm in Cali and make big bank..working for a bank *insert unneeded clever grin here* will you marry me bb? I swear I will take care of you and give u big dick every night xoxo"
Trytheclassics
05-20-2012, 04:24 PM
"You're not pretty enough for me to pay you. Unless you do anal. You're barely a 3."
JessicaBrooks
05-20-2012, 06:15 PM
Him: Wow youre so hot.. I just bought my mom a car for mothers day I shouldve gave it to you instead
I just kinda laugh like haha k....
He does a ton of bragging about how much money he supposedly makes then offers me a job to be his secretary.
Me: Haha oh, well I dont meet ppl off of here..
Him: Ohh thats too bad, I wouldve sent my private jet.
Him.. more bragging about how loaded this guy apparently is and that Im missing out.
Him: Anyways, can I PM youÉ
Me: Yeah, its 100 tokens for friends list.
Silence... stays in the room not saying anything, then eventually leave.
whiteheat
05-20-2012, 07:55 PM
"You have too many moles"
Like I care what a non-tipper jerking idiot on xpeeps thinks.
whiteheat
05-20-2012, 08:06 PM
Ok I'm not complaining about this (he was polite and we had a long session that consisted of caressing my skin over and over and doing my own thing) but he kept saying orgasmus/orgamuus or some other funny mispelled variation in all caps in every sentence and he typed a lot
maybe it was ancient latin?
Jessica1001
05-20-2012, 11:02 PM
Ok I'm not complaining about this (he was polite and we had a long session that consisted of caressing my skin over and over and doing my own thing) but he kept saying orgasmus/orgamuus or some other funny mispelled variation in all caps in every sentence and he typed a lot
maybe it was ancient latin?
I'm pretty sure it's Latin for "cum now, bb."
:-)
Caree
05-21-2012, 05:06 AM
Short but sweet! Will they EVER learn?
gdan enters the room
gdan: hiya
kelly_uk: hey babe :)
gdan: show me you bum
kelly_uk: show me your credits
gdan leaves the room
hairyfella37 enters the room
hairyfella37: any smiles for me?
kelly_uk: any credits for me?
hairyfella37 leaves the room
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miamia4me
05-21-2012, 05:15 AM
This sounds just like me on mfc!!! Show me that ass bb...okay sure show me those tokens bb. Right back at them..gives me a laugh and I don't waste time! Ha I don't care :)
Vanessa_Paws
05-22-2012, 08:47 PM
*Guy takes me to private*
Him: Now I have a little something weird to ask of you.
Me: (on the inside) *jesus fucking christ* Ok babe, what is it?
Him: Where are you from?
Me: The South.
Him: What state?
Me: Florida.
Him: Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Him: Ok, now, I want you to get down to business. It's kinda kinky.
Me: I can do kinky, babe! *winks*
Him: I want you to pretend to remove your kidney.
Me: *bans*
miamia4me
05-23-2012, 12:01 AM
How do you pretend to remove an organ?
Vanessa_Paws
05-23-2012, 01:49 AM
How do you pretend to remove an organ?
I dont wanna find out.
Bigsoftandwet1
05-23-2012, 04:34 AM
I dont wanna find out.
lmfao.. i know that is right lol.
housewench
05-23-2012, 06:31 AM
I would actually be excited to try that xD
the shy girl
05-23-2012, 06:45 AM
I had a weird night tonight:
"i like ur hair bb. its very chic"
"I love your lingerie! It is very high fashion!"
"Stand up 4 ur boi! i wanna see that walk"
"Grrrrrl! ur make up be fierce mami!!!!!"
Did I miss an America's Next Top Model marathon or something?!?!?! Normal people don't talk like this!
MissSeraphim
05-23-2012, 08:08 AM
haha I'd have gone with it, love improv lol
overly dramatic oh god ouch that hurts, WHERE'S MY PAIN MEDS?!?! mocking cutting with pretend scalpel and pulling it out with an I'm gonna puke face xD
then falling "dead" on the bed to see how long he would stay with me just laying there haha
LaceyCummings
05-24-2012, 09:41 AM
bigz: hey give me your num let talk to the dir lets make one lets make some money i need to get to LA!
WTF? I think he has me confused with a porn star. I'm pretty sure he made some other comment about me having movies at the convention and being "professional" now. Either way... Fuck off.
hf487
05-24-2012, 06:42 PM
CUMSHOOTER20 [21:35]: <Private> fucking horny baby im calling you i need to cum
WTF ... This type shit the minute u come in my Room... Makes me wna Punch this stupid fucker smack in the nose and knock him the fuck out... While he's Stroking it!
Glasses
05-24-2012, 07:32 PM
BB show example!
What do you mean honey, example?
Show dildo fucking pussy.
...
Pls BB pls...
Show feet honey, I bet they are nice
Yes they are, they are really nice, tip to see them
How do I know if they are nice?
You tip, I show.
Show and I tip, first I wanna see what I'm paying for.
Go to the McDonalds and ask them to let you taste the burger before you buy it. They don't do it either.
But they give a sample.
I don't think so.
If I ask nicely..
Pffff.....
Cris*girl
05-24-2012, 08:08 PM
-show feet..show soles...what nailcolor do u have?
-stand up and turn around bb
-show ass,spread cheeks,slide a finger in it
-are u a crackwhore?
-where u from,which city?can we meet?
-show ur toys,do u have bigger?
-go doggy and clap ur ass
-spank it baby
-dance for us
-give me a preview
-it's my birthday baby ,can I get a free show?
-show me ur wet
-and so on.....
Fucking free loaders always ruin my day...
-
justanothercamgirl
05-24-2012, 08:27 PM
BB show example!
What do you mean honey, example?
Show dildo fucking pussy.
...
Pls BB pls...
Show feet honey, I bet they are nice
Yes they are, they are really nice, tip to see them
How do I know if they are nice?
You tip, I show.
Show and I tip, first I wanna see what I'm paying for.
Go to the McDonalds and ask them to let you taste the burger before you buy it. They don't do it either.
But they give a sample.
I don't think so.
If I ask nicely..
Pffff.....
I don't know what McDonald's he is talking about. The ones around here won't even give you a cup of water unless you pay 20 cents for the cup.
AliceFun
05-24-2012, 08:53 PM
Him: Do you have a BIG LOOSE MATURE PUSSY? Love BIG LOOSE MATURE PUSSY ALOT mmm
wtf? this question felt like an insult, i mean u dont ask things like this, i am 30+ for god's sake not 90! I told him i felt not comfortable with the way he was asking and he was like "OH, where is the problem, i just ask for what i really am into". I ignored him after so he left.
Seductive
05-24-2012, 09:45 PM
To set the scene, I get on Streamate and am doing my thing. After two hours there's a lull and I'm gladly taking a breather. While I'm alone in my room, this guy comes in.
Him: hi bb
Me: Hello sweetie. How are you doing?
Him: good u?
Me: I'm doing well, thank you for asking. :D
Him: how long you been on bb?
Me: (Thinking he meant this session) A couple hours.
Him: i thought it was your first day you look young and not worn out like the other girls on here
Me: Thank you . . .?
Him: let me help you. in order to get customers you have to dance and get naked.
Me: Oh I do. I get fully naked and even have toys in private and exclusive.
Him: no out here. guys will come into your room and think boring, ugly and leave and you wont make money. but if you're sucking a toy and flashing pussy, then they will love you and tip huge amounts.
Me: Streamate doesn't allow below the waist nudity. Besides, I haven't done any of that in public today and I've been doing fine.
Him: guys felt bad for you, they gave you a private because your new. soon, charity will run out.
Me: Guess I'll have to step up my game.
Him: yeah. start by practicing with me. ill be nice, not like those other guys
Me: Streamate doesn't allow nudity.
Him: im friends with the owner. ill tell him and hell understand
Me: Just . . . just no.
Annnnnnnd ban. I swear he was reading from "How to be a freeloader when you have less IQ points than a carrot" handbook.
LadyCoco
05-24-2012, 10:34 PM
Some idiot told me that he wasn't born in 1993 like his username said. Instead, he died in a car accident in 2000 and came back as a different person.
BANNED.
I should've asked him what he was on lol.
JuicyXO
05-25-2012, 05:52 AM
To set the scene, I get on Streamate and am doing my thing. After two hours there's a lull and I'm gladly taking a breather. While I'm alone in my room, this guy comes in.
Him: hi bb
Me: Hello sweetie. How are you doing?
Him: good u?
Me: I'm doing well, thank you for asking. :D
Him: how long you been on bb?
Me: (Thinking he meant this session) A couple hours.
Him: i thought it was your first day you look young and not worn out like the other girls on here
Me: Thank you . . .?
Him: let me help you. in order to get customers you have to dance and get naked.
Me: Oh I do. I get fully naked and even have toys in private and exclusive.
Him: no out here. guys will come into your room and think boring, ugly and leave and you wont make money. but if you're sucking a toy and flashing pussy, then they will love you and tip huge amounts.
Me: Streamate doesn't allow below the waist nudity. Besides, I haven't done any of that in public today and I've been doing fine.
Him: guys felt bad for you, they gave you a private because your new. soon, charity will run out.
Me: Guess I'll have to step up my game.
Him: yeah. start by practicing with me. ill be nice, not like those other guys
Me: Streamate doesn't allow nudity.
Him: im friends with the owner. ill tell him and hell understand
Me: Just . . . just no.
Annnnnnnd ban. I swear he was reading from "How to be a freeloader when you have less IQ points than a carrot" handbook.
I don't cam a whole lot, but I do get in at least 15-20 hours a week, and I always have at least one guy a month who comes in and asks if I'm new and when I say "no" he says "Oh, I just haven't run into you yet" and I'm thinking "no, you wanted to see how much you could get away with with a new girl"
Glasses
05-25-2012, 06:14 AM
Annnnnnnd ban. I swear he was reading from "How to be a freeloader when you have less IQ points than a carrot" handbook.
I always picture this type, like sitting in a messy room, dick hanging out, typing with two fingers, then staring at the screen mouth fell open, and thinking "yesh she will give in, I'm such an expert, that was a great trick, she will do it, I'll get to see free boobs for 20 seconds yay". I have mixed feelings about them like hate, pity, disgust, and think I make a face like this..
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HighHeelHottie
05-25-2012, 10:17 AM
Simon8: Show ass
Me: But you didn't say Simon says ;)
ManyRoses
05-25-2012, 11:32 AM
I would ABSOLUTELY fake pulling out a kidney, just for shits and giggles....but I would make it take so. long. I would pull the cam into the bathroom, and dump ice cube trays in the bath, and pull on latex gloves, and a dental bib with a scalpel (yes, I have these things in the house. No, I am not planning on removing organs, I do body mods)......and then fake out a faint and see what happened.....
LOL!!!
AvaLove
05-25-2012, 08:02 PM
"Hey bb can you view my cam? "
Why the fuck would I view your cam if you have not given me tokens?
Everyday I always some guy asking me to go out with him.
60% they are non-paying customers.
Why would I, being a hot 18 years old go out with your dusty broke old ass? This is a webcam site not Match.com
On Streamates I always have some loser who never was a customer who sends me his pictures on private message ( which i never open in case they sent a virus or worm to hack my computer)
Here is a message I got a few day ago from a non-paying loser:
scribes you. Sweet like sugar, soft like suede, thats how (myis made! Multiorganic! Saw your gaze and it put me in a haze! Such beautiful eyes. Keep up the good work. My name is Taylor. I work in the Movie Industry( production Assistant). From Los Angeles. If you want you can check me out at (facebook link)
That dear little face, that I like so to kiss, Love you so naughty as this, for that little pussy must be bliss! Mademoiselle. Knowing what a lovely young woman that you are, even I lust for you from a far ) Taylor
I guess he was jacking off as he typing that because there are many errors in the message. The guy looks like a meth addicted.
Most of these men are delusional...
PrincessLuna
05-25-2012, 09:26 PM
^^ You may want to remove his link. Although he did send it to a stranger online, it is pretty sensitive information.
justanothercamgirl
05-26-2012, 11:07 AM
Most of these men are delusional...
Ah, it is is that delusion that allows our job to exist in the first place. ;)
Camgirltee
05-26-2012, 06:20 PM
When guys ask where are you from? It is not enough for us to say usa! They need the state and city. I just give state and let them keep asking for city, thinking maybe they will get it???? But they don't
TheBrownFox
05-26-2012, 08:07 PM
http://i.imgur.com/iWba6.jpg
This fool used to hang in my public chat damn near everyday as a basic, then I got MFC Mail from him bragging about how he went premium. Great...how about sharing some of that token love with me? He claims MFC jipped him out of his 200 tokens and some BS about his credit card. And he spends all day buggin' models on Twitter for phone calls and asking to send money to them via PayPal.
And he really thinks he looks good in his MFC profile pic...LMFAO!
Cristalla
05-27-2012, 03:59 AM
this woman customer on xcams wanted me to watch her pooing and rubbing her poo back in her pussy.
I was staring in shock and disbelief like a rabbit on headlights.
messy.
gross.
yuck..
TheBrownFox
05-27-2012, 04:06 AM
Some douche on MFC was whining that I need to paint my bedroom walls because it "looks like a daycare." (My walls are pink with a white floral wallpaper...it's adorable) What kind of moron makes a fuss over the color of a cam model's walls? SMH... He was one of those foot fetish guys, so maybe that explains it. A lot of foot fetish guys are so fucking picky...if your damn toenails aren't painted they'll have a heart attack.....
KimKlass
05-27-2012, 09:19 AM
This stuff is too funny lol. Here's what I get:
How's my wife?
Marry me! Marry me! Marry me!
Come move in with me!
You ever had a (insert type of dick) bb?
You look like my mom. o_O
You look like my sister. >:-/
How much to shave your head bb?
Show me a little pussy bb plz (in FREE CHAT!!). Me: Nope, it's against site rules. Them: Other girls do it!/Bullshit!/C'mon plz bb?
The vast majority of the clients are pretty normal, but damn there are some weird freaking people there lol.
ManyRoses
05-27-2012, 01:36 PM
I hate the ones that WON'T ASK FOR WHAT THEY WANT!!!
"I want to be naughty/dirty/filthy/nasty/etc etc etc".
Honey, "nasty" can mean anything from "put a single finger in your ass" to "stick a sneaker up your ass, then sit there in a purple feather boa while you watch me eat my own vomit while wearing a teddy bear costume"
Stop being so coy!! I have NO IDEA what you want, and you cannot conceive of the variation in fetish that I deal with on a daily basis. At least hint at it - start asking me if I've "taken a dick everywhere", or if I've "been with a black man" - give me some indication or jumping off point if you are too embarrassed. I mean, good god, if you can't ask a freaking camgirl who is charging you $5 a minute for what you want....
MissEgo
05-27-2012, 08:46 PM
He was one of those foot fetish guys, so maybe that explains it. A lot of foot fetish guys are so fucking picky...if your damn toenails aren't painted they'll have a heart attack.....
I always say I was waiting for them to tell me what colour, and maybe we can do that in pvt :P foot fetish guys are MY FAVOURITE! And I have weird looking feet. lol
roast
05-28-2012, 05:23 AM
"i dont take girls pvt who arent at most 1.99 a min"
-prepares to ban-
"mmmmmmmm but i want you though"
"*winks*"
"are you going to give me a free preview because I know you'd love that :)"
"very funny"
"is that a no?"
"..."
"I dont understand. Do you mean no?"
"..."
"Or do you mean yes? lol youre hard to read. Id love to see a tit. Maybe watch you rub your pussy now"
-kicked-
-comes back-
"please, you know you want to"
"...."
"dont you want to make me happy?"
-banned-
[setting up a pvt session]
guy: "omg I cant wait"
me: "mmm great.... still waiting on your payment"
guy: "ok ok ok""
-5mins later, no payment-
-I minimize his window but dont put him on ignore-
him: "I have an idea"
him: "you let me cum all over you. it wont take long"
him: "a sexy preview? of your beautiful body?"
him: "just this once because im about ready to shoot my load"
him: "itll take 1min, max. so 10mins makes no sense"
him: "you there? or send me a bigger pic of your tits"
him: "those soft tits'"
him: "or that milky creamy ass"
him: "fuck yea. love to see your nipples hard"
him: "mmmm yea"
him: "oh shit i came"
him: "thanks babe"
-I click back-
me: "I have.... no words"
-banned-
PrincessLuna
05-28-2012, 12:19 PM
If I get one more "bb you look like Taylor Swift" message I will fucking.scream. It's absolutely flooring how often I get this message. We don't even look anything alike! We're just two blondes with curly hair. Hell, we're not even the same type of blonde, but that's just arguing semantics. I know it's suppose to be a compliment, but Jesus-fuck-balls do I wish it would stop.
Timor
05-28-2012, 05:46 PM
When Hunger Games came out I got Katniss Everdeen.^^^
JoJoX
05-29-2012, 03:49 AM
i hear this all the time-
"why do you have a white dildo instead of a black one? thats messsd up...."
seriously?
JoJoX
05-29-2012, 11:06 AM
i also have a regular who keeps asking me to make a b/g anal video for him. i keep telling him no, i dont do videos but he still asks me every fucking day, three times a day saying things like "ppllzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.." "plzzzzzz jo" or we'd be having a casual conversation and he'd bring it up. or id be in the middle of camming and i get a PM "can i get that video?" and it puts me in a bad mood.
though he is a regular tipper and responsible for a nice chunk of my income, i am two seconds away from banning his ass cuz it really fucking annoying that he does not respect my boundaries.
ManyRoses
05-29-2012, 02:23 PM
If I get one more "bb you look like Taylor Swift" message I will fucking.scream. It's absolutely flooring how often I get this message. We don't even look anything alike! We're just two blondes with curly hair. Hell, we're not even the same type of blonde, but that's just arguing semantics. I know it's suppose to be a compliment, but Jesus-fuck-balls do I wish it would stop.
I get Lindsay Lohan. Every. Single. Day. And seeing as she looks like a bleached out crack whore now, I'm not too thrilled about it. Granted, most of the time they add "when she was hot" but STILL!!
the shy girl
05-29-2012, 02:25 PM
"i dont take girls pvt who arent at most 1.99 a min"
-prepares to ban-
"mmmmmmmm but i want you though"
"*winks*"
"are you going to give me a free preview because I know you'd love that :)"
"very funny"
"is that a no?"
"..."
"I dont understand. Do you mean no?"
"..."
"Or do you mean yes? lol youre hard to read. Id love to see a tit. Maybe watch you rub your pussy now"
-kicked-
-comes back-
"please, you know you want to"
"...."
"dont you want to make me happy?"
-banned-
I had this EXACT conversation a few days ago!! Do guys like this think they're being clever/funny/cute/whatever?!
sammii
05-29-2012, 08:07 PM
Some guy on AW in group asked me if I "gleeked."
PrincessLuna
05-29-2012, 08:10 PM
^^ If that's what I think it is, my ex could do it and it was oddly awesome.
I have been told I look like Vivica Fox, Janet Jackson, and Mel B. Now they don't look alike and I don't look like any of them IMO. Of course we are all black so . . .
Today in private I had a guy who spent 5 minutes trying to convince me to marry him,lol.
nemcis
05-29-2012, 08:51 PM
Today in private I had a guy who spent 5 minutes trying to convince me to marry him,lol.
Did you give in that fast :)
stripperbabychu
05-29-2012, 11:59 PM
"Can you get naked in public chat? I'll decide if I want a pvt." Yeah I'm gonna get naked for free in front of everyone without tips and then let you DECIDE if you want pvt? Um, no. Cheapass. Get into pvt and then you'll see naked.