View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
Luci Fer
09-12-2021, 02:00 AM
Anyone else get irrationally annoyed when a customer says “welcome back.”
Like this is my fucking cam room, why are you welcoming me back?
And it’s always a fucking time waster
It really irks if the dude is a time waster. Also sometimes regulars tell me that, too, and if I see it I assume they feel waaaay too comfortable in my room ;D
minibagel
09-12-2021, 12:58 PM
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no clue what this means but found it hysterical. guess i should finally retire cuz i’m clearly better off on match.com, peace out everyone! ;D
just another 'expert' who thinks they know everything after sitting in my room for 10 seconds. got this message right after i surpassed high goal for the night. guess he thought not only do i suck at camming but that i was also single! haha ouch will my ego ever recover from this
Cutie101
09-12-2021, 03:49 PM
55917
no clue what this means but found it hysterical. guess i should finally retire cuz i’m clearly better off on match.com, peace out everyone! ;D
just another 'expert' who thinks they know everything after sitting in my room for 10 seconds. got this message right after i surpassed high goal for the night. guess he thought not only do i suck at camming but that i was also single! haha ouch will my ego ever recover from this
It reminds me of that idiot who sat in my room for a few seconds and concluded i am a shitty domme, for whatever reason, lol :)))
gbjenna
09-13-2021, 08:43 AM
swloveroh wow, what a pretty sex worker
swlover not often you see such an attractive sex worker
swlover just saying that you're model level attractive
swlover very unusual for a sex worker to be so beautiful
Not sure what angle this weirdo was trying to take. It was as if it was meant to be some poor attempt at a load of backhanded compliments!
emkato
09-13-2021, 08:47 AM
Gwasthere: Ima be real i anit seena girl in months . Usually I got money but I just got out of jail is there anything to help me out with if not I'll leave
Me: lmao
*Gwasthere leaves*
emkato
09-13-2021, 09:57 AM
Justin: 1 on 1 completely nude loud moaning no music tho
Me: did you really just come into my room and start barking orders?
he left before I could block him
emkato
09-13-2021, 10:10 AM
Todays bringing out the absolute worst guys
ShhhOnly18: Shhh.. I'll be secretly watching you from another screen while i stroke my cock... you're super fucking sexy... our secret
****BLOCKED****
he said this once before and left super quick, was able to block him the 2nd time
looklovely
09-13-2021, 01:59 PM
Majdm Hello, how are you, my name is Majd from Jordan, I am an Arab, and I am 22
Majdm I want to have sex I don't have money now
To Majdm don't come on this site then
LEFT.
TheBrownFox
09-13-2021, 02:46 PM
Anyone else get irrationally annoyed when a customer says “welcome back.”
Like this is my fucking cam room, why are you welcoming me back?
And it’s always a fucking time waster
It's annoying when a guy (who doesn't tip) keeps leaving the room, and then keeps announcing his return with "I'm back." Yes, I see that. What...you want me to throw you a party or something? If you're waiting for me to say "Welcome back!," I'm not. Lmao.
And when the guys who never tip say "How is your night going?" Drives me crazy.
Genoveve
09-13-2021, 02:58 PM
Anyone else get irrationally annoyed when a customer says “welcome back.”
Like this is my fucking cam room, why are you welcoming me back?
And it’s always a fucking time waster
SAME.
swloveroh wow, what a pretty sex worker
swlover not often you see such an attractive sex worker
swlover just saying that you're model level attractive
swlover very unusual for a sex worker to be so beautiful
Not sure what angle this weirdo was trying to take. It was as if it was meant to be some poor attempt at a load of backhanded compliments!
I think that was his goal. Since it just makes him look bad and like he is forced to settle for less I would have said "It must suck to have to need sex workers when you find them unattractive."
~Carmen~
09-13-2021, 03:07 PM
It's annoying when a guy (who doesn't tip) keeps leaving the room, and then keeps announcing his return with "I'm back." Yes, I see that. What...you want me to throw you a party or something? If you're waiting for me to say "Welcome back!," I'm not. Lmao.
And when the guys who never tip say "How is your night going?" Drives me crazy.
Or the big announcement: "BRB". They wait for us to say "Okay I'll be here waiting for you". Our faces say this: "Don't let the door hit you on your way out".
My favorite: "Have you been busy?"
TheBrownFox
09-13-2021, 03:32 PM
My favorite: "Have you been busy?"
I HATE that nosey-ass question, and the fact that they NEVER ask it when you are doing well earnings wise. *Eye roll*
I wonder if that member 'Tattoo' is still on Streamate, popping in and out and not spending.
gbjenna
09-13-2021, 03:38 PM
I think that was his goal. Since it just makes him look bad and like he is forced to settle for less I would have said "It must suck to have to need sex workers when you find them unattractive."
Hahaha. I wish I was that quick witted. It wasn't until after he'd gone that the penny dropped that it was probably a weird attempt at an insult. Like yes, I'm a sex worker. And in other news, water is wet!!! And I don't get my back up about either of those facts lol
Marina Starr
09-13-2021, 03:40 PM
We are bunch of RUDE hoes, sis! We should thank them profusely for coming back. We are lucky they even give us the time of day so let's not get too cocky here!
Stop leaving money on the table!
How about typing in free chat 'did you cum?' 'ready for me to join?' while you're in private?! Popping in and out through long ass privates then immediately leave when you're back in free chat?!
Then wonder why next time they click our rooms and get 'the performer have blocked you'.
Or the big announcement: "BRB". They wait for us to say "Okay I'll be here waiting for you". Our faces say this: "Don't let the door hit you on your way out".
My favorite: "Have you been busy?"
gbjenna
09-13-2021, 03:42 PM
It's annoying when a guy (who doesn't tip) keeps leaving the room, and then keeps announcing his return with "I'm back." Yes, I see that. What...you want me to throw you a party or something? If you're waiting for me to say "Welcome back!," I'm not. Lmao.
I get this and also from guys I kicked! They return like, 10mins later and announce their return. I can never tell if it's a wind up or if they don't understand what happened.
Genoveve
09-13-2021, 04:44 PM
Good lord. I have this new annoying regular who seems pretty dumb; just like a general low IQ-type person with zero social skills. He told me he is a psychologist and I actually believe him, which is scary. He went pvt today and when I told him to tell me some more about himself he said that he is a recovered user but he only "smokes ice" here and there. :beady:
TheBrownFox
09-13-2021, 04:49 PM
Do y'all ever get those guys in free chat who post nothing but back to back compliments, and it sounds ridiculous? Something like this:
"Your hair is nice."
"Sexy tits."
"You have beautiful lips."
"You're very pretty."
ETC. ETC. ETC.
WTF. Are these guys expecting you to say "Aw, thanks!" after every statement they make? LOL! I had a guy do this last night on Stripchat, and it was driving me bonkers. When I say I'd like people to chat, that's not quite what I mean. I don't need everything to be you kissing my ass. Fuck. Tell me about your day...tell me if you've seen any good movies lately, etc. Some of these guys SUCK at conversation. Lmao.
~Carmen~
09-13-2021, 07:29 PM
Do y'all ever get those guys in free chat who post nothing but back to back compliments, and it sounds ridiculous? Something like this:
"Your hair is nice."
"Sexy tits."
"You have beautiful lips."
"You're very pretty."
ETC. ETC. ETC.
WTF. Are these guys expecting you to say "Aw, thanks!" after every statement they make? LOL! I had a guy do this last night on Stripchat, and it was driving me bonkers. When I say I'd like people to chat, that's not quite what I mean. I don't need everything to be you kissing my ass. Fuck. Tell me about your day...tell me if you've seen any good movies lately, etc. Some of these guys SUCK at conversation. Lmao.
Oh yes, the endless compliments. Maybe a vanilla hoe would enjoy that but not a seasoned hoe. It's just annoying.
emkato
09-14-2021, 07:04 AM
I got a phone call so I muted my mic and got up from my chair for maybe 5 minutes max and this guy got hella triggered
Blaster: I can’t hear anything
Blaster: I don’t think the fuckin audio is working
Blaster: The screen is frozen now
Blaster: I just see a chair
Blaster: Wtf is wrong with this site ?
I had a good laugh when I came back and sat down
"wtf is wrong with this site?" think of how tired we are. think of how tired WE are LOL
emkato
09-14-2021, 07:12 AM
Do y'all ever get those guys in free chat who post nothing but back to back compliments, and it sounds ridiculous? Something like this:
"Your hair is nice."
"Sexy tits."
"You have beautiful lips."
"You're very pretty."
ETC. ETC. ETC.
WTF. Are these guys expecting you to say "Aw, thanks!" after every statement they make? LOL! I had a guy do this last night on Stripchat, and it was driving me bonkers. When I say I'd like people to chat, that's not quite what I mean. I don't need everything to be you kissing my ass. Fuck. Tell me about your day...tell me if you've seen any good movies lately, etc. Some of these guys SUCK at conversation. Lmao.
I always tell em compliments don't pay the bills~
kinkydirtybitch
09-14-2021, 07:13 AM
I tell them compliments must be accompanied by gold to be deemed genuine
bobsandvangene
09-14-2021, 07:29 AM
I have this dude who comes in for sessions every so often but whenever he has a show (he has a few every night) he will sit and park in freechat talking about how much I want his dick and complimenting me and talking about how much it’s obvious I’m obsessed with his dick. He also says “welcome back” whenever I come back after a show and thinks his cock is massive even though it’s 6 inches. God give me strength but he drains me so much.
liquidsilk
09-14-2021, 07:31 AM
I always tell em compliments don't pay the bills~
"Fine words doth butter no parsnips".
emkato
09-14-2021, 07:35 AM
I have this dude who comes in for sessions every so often but whenever he has a show (he has a few every night) he will sit and park in freechat talking about how much I want his dick and complimenting me and talking about how much it’s obvious I’m obsessed with his dick. He also says “welcome back” whenever I come back after a show and thinks his cock is massive even though it’s 6 inches. God give me strength but he drains me so much.
I have a guy just like this! He wants so much foreplay talk in freechat before we go into a show and its sooo draining, I have a hard time even faking it anymore. He will even do it when its busy. I'll be getting back to back shows and he will still try and talk to me between shows only for me to get snagged away again. Just take me exclusive if you want me to yourself! He's a long time regular but its apparent hes gotten so cheap I barely make any money off his shows and he always leaves before I cum despite wanting to see me cum for him. Sometimes its not worth the energy.
also FUCK when they say welcome back. I just ignore it completely when they say that.
bobsandvangene
09-14-2021, 07:37 AM
I have a guy just like this! He wants so much foreplay talk in freechat before we go into a show and its sooo draining, I have a hard time even faking it anymore. He will even do it when its busy. I'll be getting back to back shows and he will still try and talk to me between shows only for me to get snagged away again. Just take me exclusive if you want me to yourself! He's a long time regular but its apparent hes gotten so cheap I barely make any money off his shows and he always leaves before I cum despite wanting to see me cum for him. Sometimes its not worth the energy.
also FUCK when they say welcome back. I just ignore it completely when they say that.
I feel your pain to such an amazing extreme level I could scream.
bobsandvangene
09-14-2021, 07:37 AM
Guy11: do you have any ethnic clothes from whatever country you’re originally from
I’m originally from the UK, you racist twat.
Marina Starr
09-14-2021, 11:28 AM
INSTANT Block for me would be them asking 'are you home alone?' "who is there with you?'. Y'all already know where this is going.
emkato
09-14-2021, 11:53 AM
INSTANT Block for me would be them asking 'are you home alone?' "who is there with you?'. Y'all already know where this is going.
what would they say if you said yes to someone being there with you in your experience?
when I first started camming before I was independent at home I was in a studio and they'd always ask if there was another girl there I could play because they recognized my background but that was about it.
Marina Starr
09-14-2021, 12:00 PM
In my experience regulars really don't ask me such questions. If they do is more in the line of if I can do phone, or how loud can I get, or do shows in the shower, kitchen etc. because I'm home all one.
The ones that ask if I'm home alone or who is there with me that havent spend money I get the vibe they want me to do sexual acts with whoever is home with me. Whatever the intent is, I find that creepy.
Why does it matter if I'm home alone? Why do they need to know?
what would they say if you said yes to someone being there with you in your experience?
when I first started camming before I was independent at home I was in a studio and they'd always ask if there was another girl there I could play because they recognized my background but that was about it.
emkato
09-14-2021, 12:13 PM
In my experience regulars really don't ask me such questions. If they do is more in the line of if I can do phone, or how loud can I get, or do shows in the shower, kitchen etc. because I'm home all one.
The ones that ask if I'm home alone or who is there with me that havent spend money I get the vibe they want me to do sexual acts with whoever is home with me. Whatever the intent is, I find that creepy.
Why does it matter if I'm home alone? Why do they need to know?
thanks for expanding on that, invasive questions are the worst. I've been asked if I have pets at home with me and that's always disturbed me greatly cause like you said before, we know where thats headed. :yuck:
Marina Starr
09-14-2021, 12:25 PM
Sometimes we don't know the exact intent right in the moment intrusive questions are asked, we're so taken back but we get that uneasy feeling instantly and it's important to listen to that. What we feel should be more than enough.
These guys think just because they can hide behind their computers assume we're bunch of nymphomaniacs that will do anything and everything. WRONG! I am first a human being not a sexual being. Sex work is what I CHOSE to do, it's not who I am nor it is my entire existence. I'm open minded and receptive to reasonable requests that I AGREED to but boundaries crossing and disrespect will never be accommodated or tolerated!
thanks for expanding on that, invasive questions are the worst. I've been asked if I have pets at home with me and that's always disturbed me greatly cause like you said before, we know where thats headed. :yuck:
izshadow
09-14-2021, 12:54 PM
Iamwackin2 I'm thirsty
Iamwackin2 (invisible)I like the golden nectar of a woman
Gross
emkato
09-14-2021, 01:12 PM
Sometimes we don't know the exact intent right in the moment intrusive questions are asked, we're so taken back but we get that uneasy feeling instantly and it's important to listen to that. What we feel should be more than enough.
These guys think just because they can hide behind their computers assume we're bunch of nymphomaniacs that will do anything and everything. WRONG! I am first a human being not a sexual being. Sex work is what I CHOSE to do, it's not who I am nor it is my entire existence. I'm open minded and receptive to reasonable requests that I AGREED to but boundaries crossing and disrespect will never be accommodated or tolerated!
SO well said. You just said everything I've been thinking. They assume a woman who does sex work must think about sex 24/7, go to orgies every weekend, and fuck whoever and whatever. Its usually the other way around. I'd rather sit at home with my boyfriend and a glass of wine and watch movies, ty very much.
Marina Starr
09-14-2021, 01:23 PM
That's so true for me. I've been celibate for YEARS and will stay that way by CHOICE.
https://i.ibb.co/8gPQHgk/understand-sitting-own-house-alone-peace-eating-snacks-and-minding-business-is-fucking-priceless.jpg (https://ibb.co/m5hP35p)
SO well said. You just said everything I've been thinking. They assume a woman who does sex work must think about sex 24/7, go to orgies every weekend, and fuck whoever and whatever. Its usually the other way around. I'd rather sit at home with my boyfriend and a glass of wine and watch movies, ty very much.
looklovely
09-14-2021, 01:47 PM
jax27 (invisible)mmmm whatever you like to twerk to
jax27 (invisible)you are so sexy.. just wanna see all of you dancing
jax27 (invisible)god you are perfect
jax27 (invisible)mmm anyway you can dance facing the cam.. i wanna see them tits mmm
jax27 (invisible)hehe perfect
2-minutes and 4-star rating...SMH...
TheBrownFox
09-14-2021, 02:36 PM
jax27 (invisible)mmmm whatever you like to twerk to
jax27 (invisible)you are so sexy.. just wanna see all of you dancing
jax27 (invisible)god you are perfect
jax27 (invisible)mmm anyway you can dance facing the cam.. i wanna see them tits mmm
jax27 (invisible)hehe perfect
2-minutes and 4-star rating...SMH...
Describes it as "perfect" TWICE, and still only gives you a 4-star rating. Smh. Fucking asshole.....
looklovely
09-14-2021, 02:57 PM
Describes it as "perfect" TWICE, and still only gives you a 4-star rating. Smh. Fucking asshole.....
I'm assuming he'll return. I'll ask why and make up a false excuse. I've had this happen before and they end up giving me 5-stars but I still feel bitter.
Marina Starr
09-15-2021, 06:16 AM
If it's for short shows with minute assholes, I block without asking why I was rated less than 5 stars or even rated at all after they praised what I'm doing so much.
If regulars that rated poorly, there's a $25 gold charge for first offense before they can do shows again. Second offense is $50 gold. There will NOT be a 3rd offense. If they refused or leave, that's a permanent block. Whether they meant to rate less than 5 stars or not that doesn't excuse how poor ratings are affecting me. So when I'm compensated for their "mistakes" I don't have to question if they're lying or feel bitter about it.
Some may feel that's too much or too strict, well it's a lot of work having them on a tight leash so might as well get paid for it.
I'm assuming he'll return. I'll ask why and make up a false excuse. I've had this happen before and they end up giving me 5-stars but I still feel bitter.
gbjenna
09-15-2021, 01:26 PM
Freddddy1 HI
Freddddy1 YOU ARE BRITISH RETARD?
Freddddy1 THIS IS FUNNY
Freddddy1 8 EURO FOR YOU AND YOU DON'T EVEN TAKE IT UP YOUR ASSHOLE
Freddddy1 FUCK OFF
Freddddy1 OVER-PRICED CUNT
Nothing like a warm welcome into my shift! Lmao
liquidsilk
09-15-2021, 01:48 PM
Freddddy1 HI
Freddddy1 YOU ARE BRITISH RETARD?
Freddddy1 THIS IS FUNNY
Freddddy1 8 EURO FOR YOU AND YOU DON'T EVEN TAKE IT UP YOUR ASSHOLE
Freddddy1 FUCK OFF
Freddddy1 OVER-PRICED CUNT
Nothing like a warm welcome into my shift! Lmao
Oh he has been around for years now.
looklovely
09-15-2021, 02:34 PM
Footboy983 (invisible)Hello goddess
ME: You ditched you 3 times already.
Footboy983 (invisible)You were in a show goddess
Footboy983 (invisible)Or exclusive
ME: I'm not now.
Footboy983 has logged off (reason: user left)
looklovely
09-16-2021, 01:34 PM
Johnrichard34Hey beautiful how are you
Johnrichard34I wish you lived near Connecticut. I’d let you cage my cock, peg my man pussy, film it and make a lot of $$ on pornhub. Haha made 2k on my last video
ME: You said that before, but you don't play.
Johnrichard34 has logged off (reason: user left)
TheBrownFox
09-16-2021, 08:54 PM
I'm just gonna copy and paste this from my ACF post:
I can't stand cheap ass men who flat out make false accusations in your free chat, and claim you didn't do something you were tipped for. Hmmm. Giving me two separate 1-token tips isn't gonna get you a damn thing from my tip menu. And the other night you tipped like...what...20 tokens? That's not gonna get you anything but a "Thank you," and me standing up and turning around. And I'll actually pay attention to your PM and BRIEFLY respond.
Coming in my free chat accusing me of "not doing what I was tipped for" is straight up bullshit, but it really shouldn't be a surprise to me that someone with a stupid screen name like 'Immebih' would behave like this. This, btw, was the same idiot who kept asking me the other night about what other platforms I'm on, because he's too lazy to just check out my Twitter bio. Another exhausting Stripchat member that I'm happy to ban...too bad it can't be a PERMANENT ban.
Sunnylexie
09-17-2021, 07:29 AM
Cringesome bingo hot from the oven:
55935
Vlodina
09-17-2021, 09:50 AM
mama: I'm throbbing but haven't started caressing
Slowhand: What a wonder of nature to find a beautiful woman so full of sexual confidence and bravado
looklovely
09-17-2021, 02:58 PM
Cringesome bingo hot from the oven:
55935
Oh my...So if he is 18, his "mom" had him at 7...
minibagel
09-18-2021, 09:53 AM
Slowhand: What a wonder of nature to find a beautiful woman so full of sexual confidence and bravado
lmao. did you manage to read that line without laughing? idk how these dorks can take themselves seriously omg
Vlodina
09-20-2021, 03:24 AM
swlover: what a pretty sex worker
swlover: will you lick the soles of your shoes for a tip?
looklovely
09-20-2021, 03:02 PM
Longdickblasain (invisible)That ass so fat
Longdickblasain (invisible)Where you from baby
Longdickblasain (invisible)Omg that ass got my eyes
Longdickblasain (invisible)I see your hard nipple
Longdickblasain (invisible)Sexy
ME: Want to play?
Longdickblasain (invisible)Get me hard lol
Longdickblasain has logged off (reason: user was booted by model)
looklovely
09-20-2021, 03:04 PM
moonphasecmon ur old but not too to be wearing granny panties
ME: I'm very old and they aren't granny panties.
moonphasehahahah
moonphase has logged off (reason: user left)