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Seductive_Brit
10-23-2021, 08:34 AM
Men in 2021 still get upset if you tell them that your location is irrelevant, they say "oh, let me guess it", you tell them it's not needed, because you won't tell where are you from. And the bitching starts. After 10 years in this industry, I won't even bother to explain shit to them, I simply ban anyone who doesn't have the neurons to comprehend that it's rude to insist to find out someone's location (that you didn't even spent a cent with).
The Ban button is the best tool ever.

Oh yes totally feel you girl, so I had this guy yesterday and had some fun with it:

Jimbob118
where u from

I said: I’m from your dreams

Jimbob118
scotland?

I said: You dream of Scotland? Really? Well to each their own

Jimbob118
no really just ballpark area?
Jimbob118
london?

I said: No, but I don’t get it, why do you want to know, are you a stalker?

Jimbob118
no
Jimbob118
im from austalia
Jimbob118
so just interested
To Jimbob118
What are you in the mood for?
Jimbob118
get them titties out
To Jimbob118
Sure, pick that option from the menu
To Jimbob118
Or take me private
Jimbob118 has logged off (reason: user left)


Honestly what a piece of excrement. Beggars belief.

Seductive_Brit
10-23-2021, 08:47 AM
Nothing screams that they can't really afford to be on cam sites like clinging onto their $10 for dear life like that does!! Gotta make sure it's worth it before risking parting with their only bit of spare cash.

These types are out in droves this week!

I actually have no idea how much/if he had any money, but his whole speech told me he was broke, disgustingly entitled and without two brain cells to rub together, poor guy :'). You're right though, more of these pricks about than normal.

TheBrownFox
10-23-2021, 10:00 AM
I think the idea of control turns them on lol. It's like to touch someone on a distance.


Yeah, they like to be in control, and that's fine. They can find plenty of other rooms where that is offered.

Seductive_Brit
10-24-2021, 04:55 AM
Lol giggled at this:

Jason (invisible): hey dear

Jason (invisible): big ass?

To Jason: Yes

To Jason: Big wallet?

Jason has logged off (reason: user left)

Seductive_Brit
10-24-2021, 06:38 AM
Some real gems today. This guy asks for me to show him my biggest dildo (I only have one, the medium sized rabbit I bought for myself years before I ever started camming). I say 2 gold to see it as I always do. He took me into exclusive asks me to show it to him. Now I know idiots like this are obsessed with big dicks so mine probably wouldn't make the cut, so I took my time 'finding' it to make that 30 second cut off. Say it's the only one I have, I love it, these bunny fingers are the best, it vibrates, it's all about the clit. Good enough? He leaves. I laugh my ass off. Congratulations genius (who knows nothing about women's pleasure nor cares about it), you just paid $7.39 instead of $2 to see my fuschia coloured female pleasure focused, vibrating dildo. Sigh. Made me happy.

Cutie101
10-24-2021, 07:45 AM
Everytime I read "Heaven must be missing an angel", my mind can't perceive it as a compliment. I always feel like they wish me death :))))

emkato
10-24-2021, 07:54 AM
Some real gems today. This guy asks for me to show him my biggest dildo (I only have one, the medium sized rabbit I bought for myself years before I ever started camming). I say 2 gold to see it as I always do. He took me into exclusive asks me to show it to him. Now I know idiots like this are obsessed with big dicks so mine probably wouldn't make the cut, so I took my time 'finding' it to make that 30 second cut off. Say it's the only one I have, I love it, these bunny fingers are the best, it vibrates, it's all about the clit. Good enough? He leaves. I laugh my ass off. Congratulations genius (who knows nothing about women's pleasure nor cares about it), you just paid $7.39 instead of $2 to see my fuschia coloured female pleasure focused, vibrating dildo. Sigh. Made me happy.

Ah, yes. The dumbass tax. I love to see it :,)

Marina Starr
10-24-2021, 08:25 AM
https://i.ibb.co/gDVswc3/Capture.png (https://ibb.co/tbXyc14)

looklovely
10-24-2021, 12:51 PM
How are you, hun? What are you in the mood for? ��

Luisestrada1 (invisible)Hey ;) you like dirty fetishes? ;)

To Luisestrada1what kind?
Luisestrada1 (invisible)Like poo or pee ? ;)

To Luisestrada1 against rules

Marina Starr
10-24-2021, 01:04 PM
Love when these fuckers throw all kinds of terms and conditions when they haven't spent shit, LOL.

looklovely
10-24-2021, 01:11 PM
Love when these fuckers throw all kinds of terms and conditions when they haven't spent shit, LOL.

Right, and I couldn't kick/block him. I could with everyone else...He sat there for awhile.

looklovely
10-24-2021, 01:13 PM
Oneguy13Hello. My sound is off, I hope that's ok
To Oneguy13How are you, hun? What are you in the mood for? ��
Oneguy13You have big satin panties?
To Oneguy13YES!
Oneguy13I'd love to see them in private. Where do you shop for them at?
To Oneguy13online or in person. yes come joine me in priv
Oneguy13Ok, for sure.
Oneguy13What size panties are they?
Oneguy13Large?

To Oneguy13see in private
To Oneguy13Are you there?

Oneguy13Yes sorry, finishing something up before we go private

Oneguy13 has logged off (reason: user left)

FYI I wear a small.

Marina Starr
10-24-2021, 01:15 PM
Was this on Streamate? That glitch can happen randomly when you REALLY want to block them. You'd have to end and start show for glitch to go away. You can also copy their ID and block even after they leave.


Right, and I couldn't kick/block him. I could with everyone else...He sat there for awhile.

looklovely
10-24-2021, 01:31 PM
Was this on Streamate? That glitch can happen randomly when you REALLY want to block them. You'd have to end and start show for glitch to go away. You can also copy their ID and block even after they leave.

Yes, on Streamate. He might have not been in the room anymore, but it was still showing his name.

looklovely
10-24-2021, 04:03 PM
dtm22781 (191388) rated 4 stars and commented "Great!" Perhaps, an accident....

Sunnylexie
10-24-2021, 10:53 PM
They assume a woman who does sex work must think about sex 24/7, go to orgies every weekend, and fuck whoever and whatever. Its usually the other way around. I'd rather sit at home with my boyfriend and a glass of wine and watch movies, ty very much.
Haha if I logged on while horny I'd flip the desk 30 minutes into it and go have an angry wank elsewhere. With how self-centered and cluess those guys are, I'd think the money they're paying me to be a compensation for leaving me constantly sexually frustrated lol.

Sunnylexie
10-24-2021, 11:12 PM
Right, and I couldn't kick/block him. I could with everyone else...He sat there for awhile.
One of the guys in my room who had no block/kick popup (the "shy 18-year-old" I wrote about not so long ago) claimed to be watching just my preview. So it's not a glitch but them using a loophole and probably being aware their behaviour would get them banned otherwise (everyone with an absent popup I've seen so far was either a troll or an extremely talkative freeloader)



Soo, this dude had a few shows with me in 2018 but mostly just sits in my room silently. Today he storms in just to copypaste this:

I miss (my name on my old account) and youre not 29 you were talking about youre daughter a decade ago when youre name was (my old cam name)

- and storm away.

Most my customers have been with me for over a decade and for some reason find it easy to not be passive-agressive bitches about me changing screennames or using whatever display age I choose. Also, I have no kids and if I did I'd never discuss them with random jackers-offers. So yeah that's how much you love and miss me.

Luci Fer
10-25-2021, 05:11 AM
https://i.ibb.co/gDVswc3/Capture.png (https://ibb.co/tbXyc14)

ooooh one of these guys who visit starbucks on monday just to say they will come and buy something on friday! I assume paying bills is a great thing for libido, since he landed on a webcam site after it ;D

Marina Starr
10-25-2021, 07:04 AM
I feel I wasted John from Texas's time because he gave me the time of the day. I heard things are big in Texas so I'm definitely missing out.


ooooh one of these guys who visit starbucks on monday just to say they will come and buy something on friday! I assume paying bills is a great thing for libido, since he landed on a webcam site after it ;D

emkato
10-25-2021, 11:02 AM
Do any gals on SM get guys who spin the wheel and seem upset that it didn't land on what they wanted? lol like, that's the whole point! its a gamble. And its why I charge less than my standard tip menu.

I have options anywhere from Blow a Kiss and Flip off (for my subs) to twerking, tits, and spanks. If you want a certain flash all they have to do is tip 3 more gold and they get it but they wanna be cheap :D

looklovely
10-25-2021, 02:14 PM
JamieassmanHey sexy ass how are you?
To JamieassmanI'm well! What are you in the mood for? ��
JamieassmanOh I really want to bury my face in your ass!
To JamieassmanYes, we can do that.
JamieassmanCan I smell it? ��
To JamieassmanYES!
JamieassmanOh yes! I bet it smells amazing!
To Jamieassmanjoin me in private hun
Jamieassman has logged off (reason: user left)

Marina Starr
10-25-2021, 02:55 PM
After a long exclusive:

fuckboy: not worth it

Hoe: tell me you can't afford me without telling me you can't afford me

***fuck boy left. trash took itself out so I didn't have to block.

Even broke losers know your worth, they just hope you don't.

looklovely
10-25-2021, 03:10 PM
JimmySorry ma'am I did not hear you
To Jimmyyou dtiched me twice
JimmyI did not get you I was having trouble with my phone I apologize
To JimmyWhat are you in the mood for?
JimmyNew to this im not sure
To Jimmyyou said shit talking last time
JimmyWell that does work
To JimmyYes, we can do that.
JimmySorry customer calling got to go
You have blocked Jimmy.

emkato
10-26-2021, 10:54 AM
Bruce: Gold show?

Me: I don't do gold shows, just not my cup of tea

Bruce: i think it is an option who dont have to much money... like me

(he leaves and comes back a few minutes later)

Bruce: i was thinking. is it possible to have a quickie?

Bruce: 3-5 min pvt

Me: sure, I'd be down for that

Bruce: nice

Bruce: could i have a preview of those tits? to get warmer

Me: you can tip from my gold menu or spin the wheel for a preview

Bruce: I dont see the wheel

*Bruce leaves*


broke dudes are the worst

looklovely
10-26-2021, 12:43 PM
Oct 26, 2021
Ihaveateenyweeny (invisible)Hiii mommy would you like to see some pictures of my little teeny weeny in my little tighty whities ???????? ...

ME: Tip Gold for that.

Ihaveateenyweeny has logged off (reason: user left)

MY NOTES


Aug 19, 2021
Ihaveateenyweeny
Feb 27, 2021
B1ank0 (invisible)Hii would you like to see some pictures of my little wittle pp in my little tighty whities ????

TheBrownFox
10-26-2021, 06:48 PM
Men acting like cam sites are CNN (a 24-hours news channel), and acting like their favorite cam model is expected to be on whenever he's on. *Eye roll* Doesn't work that way. That's why we have schedules. Try doing a little READING. And maybe don't be so stingy with your tokens when you DO find me online.....

FloridaSunDoll
10-26-2021, 07:49 PM
Men acting like cam sites are CNN (a 24-hours news channel), and acting like their favorite cam model is expected to be on whenever he's on. *Eye roll* Doesn't work that way. That's why we have schedules. Try doing a little READING. And maybe don't be so stingy with your tokens when you DO find me online.....

Seriously...I have a few regulars that piss and moan when I take off for holidays like christmas, thanksgiving, new years....**eyeroll** Sorry not sorry.. I'd rather be with my family instead of strangers on the internet lol

gbjenna
10-27-2021, 05:23 AM
Do any gals on SM get guys who spin the wheel and seem upset that it didn't land on what they wanted? lol like, that's the whole point! its a gamble. And its why I charge less than my standard tip menu.

I have options anywhere from Blow a Kiss and Flip off (for my subs) to twerking, tits, and spanks. If you want a certain flash all they have to do is tip 3 more gold and they get it but they wanna be cheap :D

Honestly!! I get some who tell me in a really entitled manner that they didn’t get what they wanted, like they’re expecting me to offer something different. Why not just tip from the gold menu ffs? Not hard is it!!

and then they leave immediately when they don’t get the reaction from me they’re hoping for, like they’re flouncing off in a strop

gbjenna
10-27-2021, 05:49 AM
Paul: Did you sleep in that bad?
Me: Why are you asking me that?
Paul: Just wondering
Paul: Doesn't look slept in
Me: That’s a weird observation. Have you never made a bed before?
Paul: Probably more creepy lol
Me: At least you’re self aware

Miss_ShaSha
10-27-2021, 06:10 AM
Paul: Did you sleep in that bad?
Me: Why are you asking me that?
Paul: Just wondering
Paul: Doesn't look slept in
Me: That’s a weird observation. Have you never made a bed before?
Paul: Probably more creepy lol
Me: At least you’re self aware

lolollll clever girl...hahahaaaa witty

Esixxx
10-27-2021, 06:45 AM
56113

We know who isn't getting any pussy.

Marina Starr
10-27-2021, 07:14 AM
'I also blocked immediately if they complained about my rates. He can spend all his money on McDonald's big mac so you did him a favor.

Don't forget guys that get on pay camsites just to say 'I don't pay for pussy'. Okay, then why are you here?! This ain't christianmingle.com.


56113

We know who isn't getting any pussy.

Esixxx
10-27-2021, 07:41 AM
'I also blocked immediately if they complained about my rates. He can spend all his money on McDonald's big mac so you did him a favor.

Don't forget guys that get on pay camsites just to say 'I don't pay for pussy'. Okay, then why are you here?! This ain't christianmingle.com.

I did my good deed for the day :D

Seductive_Brit
10-27-2021, 09:58 AM
Ah, yes. The dumbass tax. I love to see it :,)


Ha! Dumbass tax, that made me giggle. In thinking about consequences for customers, I know it's been said before, but wouldn't it be great if WE could rate customers? They introduced a star rating system on Cam4, it's rather handy also incentive for customers not to be assholes or no one will want a show with them lol.

Seductive_Brit
10-27-2021, 10:02 AM
One of the guys in my room who had no block/kick popup (the "shy 18-year-old" I wrote about not so long ago) claimed to be watching just my preview. So it's not a glitch but them using a loophole and probably being aware their behaviour would get them banned otherwise (everyone with an absent popup I've seen so far was either a troll or an extremely talkative freeloader)



Soo, this dude had a few shows with me in 2018 but mostly just sits in my room silently. Today he storms in just to copypaste this:

I miss (my name on my old account) and youre not 29 you were talking about youre daughter a decade ago when youre name was (my old cam name)

- and storm away.

Most my customers have been with me for over a decade and for some reason find it easy to not be passive-agressive bitches about me changing screennames or using whatever display age I choose. Also, I have no kids and if I did I'd never discuss them with random jackers-offers. So yeah that's how much you love and miss me.

Oh my goodness this made my blood boil for you. The absolute audacity. What a waste of space that guy was.

emkato
10-27-2021, 11:26 AM
Ha! Dumbass tax, that made me giggle. In thinking about consequences for customers, I know it's been said before, but wouldn't it be great if WE could rate customers? They introduced a star rating system on Cam4, it's rather handy also incentive for customers not to be assholes or no one will want a show with them lol.

that would be amazing if SM had the option to rate members. the incentive for customers to actually be respectful would be awesome :p

looklovely
10-27-2021, 12:00 PM
backup (invisible)
I am in the mood fo see a nice asian butt






To backup
Yes, we can do that.






backup (invisible)
mmm






backup (invisible)
I can see your nipples


To backup
in private






backup (invisible)
they look cute


backup has logged off (reason: user was booted by model)

backup has logged on


[COLOR=#FFFFFF]


backup
why you kick me out

To backup
you're not coming in private
backup
what's your name?

[LEFT][FONT=Roboto]backup has logged off (reason: user left)


Any guy who mentions race FIRST IMO, is never going to pay...

looklovely
10-27-2021, 05:43 PM
pips3000 (invisible)Do you speak english
pips3000 (invisible)It just seems most models here don’t speak English
pips3000 (invisible)I don’t know why that is
To pips3000What are you in the mood for?
pips3000 (invisible)Do you live in the USA or canada
To pips3000USA. It's on my profile.
pips3000 (invisible)At least I found someone on here that speaks English. Yes
To pips3000What are you in the mood for?
pips3000 (invisible)Are you new on here?
To pips3000no
pips3000 (invisible)Do you like it
pips3000 (invisible)I am new on this chat site
pips3000 has logged off (reason: user left)

liquidsilk
10-28-2021, 02:30 AM
Petition to post streamate user account numbers each time one of these encounters happens. If you are rude to a colleague and nice to me I still don't want to deal with you.

Using the block link will be a drop in the ocean, but it will feel good!

Seductive_Brit
10-28-2021, 04:52 AM
Petition to post streamate user account numbers each time one of these encounters happens. If you are rude to a colleague and nice to me I still don't want to deal with you.

Using the block link will be a drop in the ocean, but it will feel good!

I'd be down to do this, the only problem is how to keep a centralised list that won't get lost

liquidsilk
10-28-2021, 05:20 AM
I'd be down to do this, the only problem is how to keep a centralised list that won't get lost

Oh I didn't mean a list, just drop the numbers with the username each time there is a post

emkato
10-28-2021, 06:28 AM
pips3000 (invisible)Do you speak english
pips3000 (invisible)It just seems most models here donÂ’t speak English
pips3000 (invisible)I donÂ’t know why that is
To pips3000What are you in the mood for?
pips3000 (invisible)Do you live in the USA or canada
To pips3000USA. It's on my profile.
pips3000 (invisible)At least I found someone on here that speaks English. Yes
To pips3000What are you in the mood for?
pips3000 (invisible)Are you new on here?
To pips3000no
pips3000 (invisible)Do you like it
pips3000 (invisible)I am new on this chat site
pips3000 has logged off (reason: user left)

Seems like he reallllyyyy wanted you to engage in complaining about non english speakers with him. ew. You handled that well.

Also the "are you new?" question gives me weird vibes. A lot of these guys who never spend look for new and naïve models because they are the only ones who will entertain them, and these guys take advantage big time. Predator vibes.

gbjenna
10-28-2021, 06:53 AM
I’ve had a number of guys this week ask for me stuff, like anal and face slapping, which I don’t do, only for them to say

“Can I ask why?”

Because I said so. Next question?

If I say no, why do they need an explanation? Sometimes I tell them to send me $10 and I’ll give them one. No ones ever taken me up on it. Shock

Seductive_Brit
10-28-2021, 07:56 AM
My goodness, I wish I'd said why are you so obsessed with big dicks? Man this pissed me off:

What’s your biggest toy

To BoggsMy imagination

To BoggsJokes

To Boggs I have a dildo

Boggs Is it big

To Boggs Yep

Boggs How big

To Boggs 2 gold to see it

To Boggs Or feel free to take me exclusive

Boggs Why

Boggs Looking for big toys for a girl to ride

To Boggs That's nice

To Boggs As I've said 2 gold to see it, if you're not happy with my assessment of it's size

Boggs How many inches

To Boggs It's definitely bigger than your brain

Boggs has logged off (reason: user was booted by model)


As gbjenna said, why? Because I fucking said so you idiotic, steaming pile of manure! I'm not doing anything for anyone in freechat without being paid, end of. And now the next door neigbours are playing really irritating cheesy songs loudly and singing along badly.......what a day lol :')

emkato
10-28-2021, 08:59 AM
I know its been brought up quite a bit, but the "WhAt ArE yOu In ThE mOoD fOr???" question gets so old so quick. I usually just tell them I'd love to play with my pussy and cum together, like I'm on auto pilot but I swear they want us to say something super crazy cause no matter what the answer is, it isnt good enough.

Maybe they'll respond to something along the lines of this...


Idiot: what are you in the mood for?

Me: I want to hang upside down off the bed while gagging on your cock and DP'ing my pussy and ass while simultaneously singing the national anthem, baking a cake, begging for your cum all while twerking with oil dripping all over my entire body :):):):)

that'll rope em' in for sure!!!

Seductive_Brit
10-28-2021, 09:11 AM
I know its been brought up quite a bit, but the "WhAt ArE yOu In ThE mOoD fOr???" question gets so old so quick. I usually just tell them I'd love to play with my pussy and cum together, like I'm on auto pilot but I swear they want us to say something super crazy cause no matter what the answer is, it isnt good enough.

Maybe they'll respond to something along the lines of this...


Idiot: what are you in the mood for?

Me: I want to hang upside down off the bed while gagging on your cock and DP'ing my pussy and ass while simultaneously singing the national anthem, baking a cake, begging for your cum all while twerking with oil dripping all over my entire body :):):):)

that'll rope em' in for sure!!!

This also irritates me so much, I used to say I don't answer that question anymore because no matter what I say the person always wants something different and guys would say fair enough. If I feel playful I say do you really want to know? I'd love for your to take me exclusive and keep tipping me until your wallet goes dry. Now I have a pre-recorded response: I'd love to go exclusive for an orgasm. But this is about what you'd like.

pippapippa
10-28-2021, 11:14 AM
I know its been brought up quite a bit, but the "WhAt ArE yOu In ThE mOoD fOr???" question gets so old so quick. I usually just tell them I'd love to play with my pussy and cum together, like I'm on auto pilot but I swear they want us to say something super crazy cause no matter what the answer is, it isnt good enough.

Maybe they'll respond to something along the lines of this...


Idiot: what are you in the mood for?

Me: I want to hang upside down off the bed while gagging on your cock and DP'ing my pussy and ass while simultaneously singing the national anthem, baking a cake, begging for your cum all while twerking with oil dripping all over my entire body :):):):)

that'll rope em' in for sure!!!



If they ask say they’re into “anything” or won’t tell me what they like, I say “let’s go exclusive and fuck your ass then.” They nearly always tell me what they want or leave.

looklovely
10-28-2021, 01:25 PM
menacebeautiful women
menacehorny after class
To menaceYes, we can do that.
menaceu strip in pvt?
To menaceYES! ��
menaceu dirty talk too?
menacei need my 19 yr old ass lectured
menacelecture me in
menace has logged off (reason: user was booted by model)

looklovely
10-28-2021, 01:34 PM
Louis (invisible)You heard of Ashely graham
Louis (invisible)You think she’s pretty
Louis (invisible)You think her ass is fat
Louis (invisible)Could a 4 inch penis handle a ass that fat

ME: Tell you in private.
Louis has logged off (reason: user left)

Luci Fer
10-28-2021, 07:29 PM
that would be amazing if SM had the option to rate members. the incentive for customers to actually be respectful would be awesome :p

and tag them! I bet every 2nd one would be tagged with 'stalls the time in free chat ' ;D