View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
JoJoX
05-30-2012, 02:43 AM
If I get one more "bb you look like Taylor Swift" message I will fucking.scream. It's absolutely flooring how often I get this message. We don't even look anything alike! We're just two blondes with curly hair. Hell, we're not even the same type of blonde, but that's just arguing semantics. I know it's suppose to be a compliment, but Jesus-fuck-balls do I wish it would stop.
i know just like people say i look like rhianna or gabrielle union just because im black and those are the only two black celebrities white people can think of from the top of their head lmao
i dont look a damn think like either one of them haha
Timor
05-30-2012, 05:13 AM
A premium messaged me asking how I would like to ask 'her' for all the tips I wanted. I've been trying to land myself a findom guy so naturally I was excited.
'sure bj, add to Skype first and do show, then you get tips.'
Clever. Not.
Did you give in that fast :)
Yep, the wedding is today. I could not resist the sweet allure of being called bb.
nemcis
05-30-2012, 07:42 AM
Yep, the wedding is today. I could not resist the sweet allure of being called bb.
Ofcourse, none of us can resist that :)
Decalyn
05-30-2012, 07:43 AM
Oh! Oh! I had one guy in C2C who was like a kid in a candy store. Every time I did ANYTHING he'd exclaim how much he loved it in this excited, almost child-like voice (funny, coming from a very large man). This is also why I wish C2C didn't have sound.
"Oh, you're so pretty! And pregnant!! Oh, I love pregnant, beautiful women! Oh! Your tits are BEAUTIFUL! They're so big and gorgeous! Oh my goodness! Your belly is so round, I love it! OH OH OH! You're hairy! I love a beautiful hairy pussy! It's so pink! Oh I love it! You're so beautiful! OH! Your legs are so nice! I love them! Oh oh oh! I love your..."
This went on for a good five minutes before, thankfully, he blew his load and shut off the feed. Thank god it was exclusive rate, or I swear I would have had an aneurysm.
ThatOneGirl
05-30-2012, 01:51 PM
I dance in my public room. I don't get naked or masturbate except in Group or Private, and I only flash for tips (I actually have specific "prices" for flashes in my room topic).
Freeloader: (out of nowhere; the room convo was about music) I'm just waiting for ApocalypsPony to get naked so I can finish.
Me: It's a really bad idea to tell a working model that you're jerking it for free in her room...
*kick/ban*
*laughter from other viewers, and an appreciative tip*
I had another guy come into my public room (wish I'd thought to save the conversation). He started off by saying he only had five tokens left. Then he told me that I was a dead ringer for his ex-girlfriend, who he THEN proceeds to tell me died in a car crash a few years ago, and he's still broken up about it. Remember, I dance, so I'm not usually engaging in serious conversation. The rest of the conversation with him went something like this:
Clueless: Yeah, she [meaning me] looks like a [some RPG] girl for sure.
Me: *still dancing* Nah, I actually don't play video games. Some older games, but no RPGs, they can't hold my attention.
Clueless: Oh, so a [another RPG] girl, then.
Me: *still dancing* No, I don't play RPGs.
Clueless: Figures you'd be a [another RPG] girl. You look like it.
Me: -_- *silences clueless viewer*
RamonaRae
05-31-2012, 01:45 AM
GUEST234blahblah: You need to make the conversation more interesting, otherwise I am going to leave, it is dull.
No! This guest who couldn't even give me any money even if he wanted to thinks I am boring?! Better get interesting real fast, lest he leave and my earnings be damaged and soul destroyed.
Oh no wait, maybe I'll just be interesting to the guys who are paying me, knob jockey...
Vlodina
05-31-2012, 04:47 AM
dude goes private
me: hello *wink* how are you?
dude: i am great and you
me: i'll be better when I'm naked blah blah
dude: r u going to sing flower of scotland ?
me: mmm.........
dude: :)
me: *starts singing. realise i don't know half the words. I suggest Auld Lang Syne instead.*
dude: go for it
me: *finishes singing*
dude: i want to see ur cunt please
me: *shows cunt etc*
dude: call me names and insult me
dude: can u count me down?
dude: leaves the room
What a selection! ;-) He was American, I don't get a lot of Americans. ;-)
Glasses
05-31-2012, 05:11 AM
-Hey bb, remember me????
-(never had a private, no tips either) I remember clearly that you didn't buy a show.
-OMG BB WHY YOU WEARING SUCH BORING OUTFIT???? THIS IS VERY BAD! YOU HAVE TO WEAR SOMETHING THAT SHOWS MORE
-Really?
Banned
MissEgo
05-31-2012, 12:54 PM
"I like your hair better curly" ... "I like your red outfit better" ... "where is your friend from last year, the one you used to work with" ... "oh, I cannot say happy thong thursday, for it is friday here already... :( " ... "No topic today? Why no topic?"
Same guy. All the time. I should just perma-ban him, now that I think of it! He's the king of back-handed compliments.
LadyCoco
05-31-2012, 12:56 PM
I had so many annoying guys last night that wanted to meet me and date me. UGH!
nemcis
05-31-2012, 01:50 PM
i feel with you, have the same with 90% of the Dutch guys in my room ( fellow countryman)
MommieLongLegs
06-02-2012, 05:05 PM
Guy: can i see ur ass?
Me: yes for a tip *smile*
Guy: ill add u to my faves?
Me: that's not a tip
Guy: but im broke :(
Me: you don't even have a dollar? lol
*Guy leaves*
LMAO
JessicaBrooks
06-02-2012, 05:50 PM
Ive been told many times that I look like a brunette Britney Spears... and occasionally I get Katie Holmes. Or this bollywood actress, I cant remember her name.
Holly_xoxo
06-02-2012, 05:54 PM
I had someone yesterday ask me if I'd do rape roleplay and I said we're not allowed to roleplay things that are illegal in real life. The guy responds with "how about we pretend we're married? Then it's not illegal"
I actually had to explain that a husband raping a wife is illegal. What an idiot!
Vanessa_Paws
06-02-2012, 06:20 PM
I had someone yesterday ask me if I'd do rape roleplay and I said we're not allowed to roleplay things that are illegal in real life. The guy responds with "how about we pretend we're married? Then it's not illegal"
I actually had to explain that a husband raping a wife is illegal. What an idiot!
Oh my fucking god. That's actually kind of frightening he didn't know that in the first place...
Vanessa_Paws
06-02-2012, 06:25 PM
I always get told I either look like Vanessa Bryant or Pocahontas. I think the Pocahontas thing comes from me being Native American but regardless I'd rather not be told I look like a cartoon. I once had a guy who wanted to do a John Smith/Pocahontas role play. Like not how it actually went down, which wouldn't be allows anyways because Pocahontas was only 14, but like, the Disney movie role play.
MommieLongLegs
06-02-2012, 07:15 PM
This guy told me I look like Zoe Saldana, which is cool cuz I do lol.
Holly_xoxo
06-02-2012, 07:17 PM
Oh my fucking god. That's actually kind of frightening he didn't know that in the first place...
I agree!
MommieLongLegs
06-02-2012, 07:23 PM
Guy: do you have braces? I love girls with braces
Me: no...(obviously. don't you see me smiling? lol)
*guy leaves*
That was an interesting first lol
MommieLongLegs
06-02-2012, 07:25 PM
I always get told I either look like Vanessa Bryant or Pocahontas. I think the Pocahontas thing comes from me being Native American but regardless I'd rather not be told I look like a cartoon. I once had a guy who wanted to do a John Smith/Pocahontas role play. Like not how it actually went down, which wouldn't be allows anyways because Pocahontas was only 14, but like, the Disney movie role play.
(the real Pocahontas) was 11 and John Smith was 28 when they met! :/
JessicaBrooks
06-02-2012, 07:35 PM
I was in a private once and the guy asked me to call him Daddy, so I was, then he starts asking me to pretend Im his young daughter and hes gonna tell me its ok and teach me how to please a man!!! WTF!! End private, BAN .. I should have reported him too, but I didnt think of it at the time.. this was at the beginning of my camming.
Edit: btw tho I did tell him thats not ok and hes a sick fuck and that I hoped he doesnt have any children.
PrincessLavender
06-02-2012, 09:34 PM
I got him too. (The braces guy, not sure why it didn't post the quote. Oh well.)
I also had this winner in free chat:
Teaser (his actual name): Lay back and show your pussy. I'll had you to my favorites for weekly pvts with me.
Me: Sure baby, lets go pvt and I can show you.
Teaser: Sorry, I only pvt with girls that make my list.
Me: Sorry, I only show my pussy to guys who are paying.
*another customer tips me for boobs flash, I kick Teaser and flash*
He ended up coming back but someone took me pvt before he could say anything more.
Another idiot, in free chat of course:
"Are you going to take your bra off or should I go to another girl that is already topless"
"bra comes off in pvt"
*sits and watches for about 5 min*
"Ok, if you're not taking it off I'm leaving"
*Stares at the camera with the sweetest smile I could muster and waves*
And who could forget:
Him: How much gold for you to Fart? (he actually capitalized Fart)
Me: I don't have sound.
Him: Well fuck you then.
Wished I had sound at that point so he could hear my sudden snort of laughter instead of just seeing it.
Vanessa_Paws
06-02-2012, 09:46 PM
(the real Pocahontas) was 11 and John Smith was 28 when they met! :/
Disney ruins everything.
HaydenBlue
06-02-2012, 11:32 PM
Douchebag: "baby are you going to give me a free peak, out of the kindness of your heart?!"
Me: "Free-chat has bled me of my kindness. Go fuck yourself."
-ban-
Caree
06-03-2012, 12:43 PM
"Is your cam working?"
No, no, using my broken one today. I find I can make money quicker when I crack out the broken one! :banghead::banghead::banghead:
Cammi
06-03-2012, 03:12 PM
Him: hey honey =), 619251693 is my icq number
Me: Why would I care about your ICQ number?
Him: So we can cam2cam
Me: But we can c2c here, and if we c2c here I make money
Him: I have no money, sorry
Holly_xoxo
06-03-2012, 04:34 PM
Him : Where in Canada are you?
Me: BC
Him: Where in BC?
Me: Just BC, I dont give the town
Him: I live in BC to..we should meet
Me: This isnt an escort site
Him: Who said escort. Just go for coffee. I bet we could have fun
Me: This isn't a dating site
Him: But we could have fun
I kicked him out after that...I keep getting asked if I'll meet. Are we being advertised on escort sites or something?
the shy girl
06-03-2012, 04:56 PM
Him : Where in Canada are you?
Me: BC
Him: Where in BC?
Me: Just BC, I dont give the town
Him: I live in BC to..we should meet
Me: This isnt an escort site
Him: Who said escort. Just go for coffee. I bet we could have fun
Me: This isn't a dating site
Him: But we could have fun
I kicked him out after that...I keep getting asked if I'll meet. Are we being advertised on escort sites or something?
I have this conversation almost every time I get on cam! What site are you on if you don't mind me asking?
Holly_xoxo
06-03-2012, 05:04 PM
This is happening on SM. Everytime someone asks where in Canada I'm from they either ask to meet or they immediately leave the room. I'm assuming the ones that leave are in different provinces. Why do they think we want to meet them...especially for free. I work on a porn site..not eharmony.
PrincessLuna
06-03-2012, 05:23 PM
I've noticed this is mostly happening with Canadian men. It's just my perspective though. But when I lived in the states and guys asked me where I was, they never bothered me about it and I was very rarely asked to meet. Now that I'm in Canada I get asked this NONSTOP. It's pretty ridiculous really. If I'm not where they are, they leave. If we're in the same province they beg to meet up. I don't understand why there's such a huge shift in this.
MommieLongLegs
06-03-2012, 05:50 PM
Actually not stupid at all...but was heard on cam lol
In private:
I want you to cum
no faking either...
I don't care how much I spend
Me: :) of course hun
Tsani
06-03-2012, 08:08 PM
I keep getting asked if I'll meet. Are we being advertised on escort sites or something?
If you're on SM, you're being advertised on dating sites and on porn sites with ads that say "she wants a local fuck buddy". That's why so many people want to meet and why guys come in, ask your location, then leave. It pisses me off but I guess we just gotta deal with it for the traffic.
/end rant
Vlodina
06-04-2012, 10:21 AM
dude: believe me if i wanted u in person u wouldnt resist me
This was after he had tried to find out exactly where I live, and his screenname was hitman-somethingorother. Creepy! ;-)
MommieLongLegs
06-04-2012, 10:29 AM
dude: believe me if i wanted u in person u wouldnt resist me
If he has to say that, it's not true. What he means to say is he'd try to force you because he's too wack for a girl to like him on her own. What a douche.
Smurfette
06-04-2012, 10:35 AM
I get the whole "where are you?" thing too.
"Where in canada are you?"
"bc"
"where in BC?"
"i'd rather not say"
"are you in vancouver?"
"..."
"the island?"
"..."
"kelowna?"
"..."
"WHERE BB?"
Yesterday, there was about 20 seconds left in my gold show countdown. I had already reached the goal. Genius chimes in with "Cancel countdown and start over topless bb, ull get more tips"
Wow, really? Thanks I'll get right on that.
Vanessa_Paws
06-04-2012, 11:55 AM
Just had a guys mom walk in on him on c2c while I was viscously going at it with a glass dildo.
He had a typical dude cam so it was kinda laggy but one minute it's *dick dick balls* and the next minute its super bright in the room and you hear his mom "JOE WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!"
I literally couldn't keep myself from laughing and oddly felt embarrassed so I covered myself up and hid in the corner of my cams view. He wouldn't exit out of the window!!!
He just threw his blanket over himself and was like "DON'T YOU EVER KNOCK?!?!"
mom: you got a phone call, it's pete
the guy: IT CAN FUCKING WAIT MA
mom: ok!!! *slams door*
me: Hey babe, we can continue this later if it's not a good time *figting back laughter*
guy: I hate my mom, I wanna kill that bitch I want to see you bent over cum on my cock
Basically show continues but definitely the weirdest fucking show I've had.
Timor
06-04-2012, 01:22 PM
I just spit my hot chocolate and nurses are glaring at me. ^^^
HighHeelHottie
06-04-2012, 08:22 PM
http://i.imgur.com/iWba6.jpg
This fool used to hang in my public chat damn near everyday as a basic, then I got MFC Mail from him bragging about how he went premium. Great...how about sharing some of that token love with me? He claims MFC jipped him out of his 200 tokens and some BS about his credit card. And he spends all day buggin' models on Twitter for phone calls and asking to send money to them via PayPal.
And he really thinks he looks good in his MFC profile pic...LMFAO!
Wow, somebody didn't pay attention in school. No punctuation and all of those misspellings makes me want to go ape shit on him. I looked up his twitter and he seems like even more of a fucking idiot. Did you see the picture he drew with a penis cumming inside of a vagina? That's shit I would've done in grade school, definitely not past middle lol
miamia4me
06-05-2012, 04:38 AM
I loved the story with the mom walking in! I can practically see it and I wish I had something that entertaining! It can fucking wait ma! Bahahaha great story girl so funny.
nemcis
06-06-2012, 03:27 AM
freeloader: mm
doggy style
me: ??
freeloader: shoow me lol
me: please read the roomtopic love
freeloader: soo
you wont show me doggy style
;]
mm
me: sure i will,
me: honey the chat is free, anything else
must be payed for, I guess you dont work
without paycheck either ?
freeloader: finee
you cant shake it quick
i knoo you wannnaa
me: ??
freeloader: turn aroundd
;]
me: as soon as i see the gold hun
freeloader: has logged off (kicked and banned)
IsobelWren
06-06-2012, 11:44 AM
I had someone yesterday ask me if I'd do rape roleplay and I said we're not allowed to roleplay things that are illegal in real life. The guy responds with "how about we pretend we're married? Then it's not illegal"
I actually had to explain that a husband raping a wife is illegal. What an idiot!
TBH, in many, many places it isn't. I grew up in a place where it was legal to rape a long term partner who lives with you. I'm not sure how long the two of you had to live together or how you'd prove that someone who wasn't your spouse was your "domestic partner" and not a roommate but as long as there was no "unreasonable bodily force displayed" it wasn't considered rape. I just tried to find the statute and I couldn't, so hopefully it's changed but I remember it going something like, it's not rape since in a long term relationship there is "standing implied consent" for sexual relations at any point.
IsobelWren
06-06-2012, 11:49 AM
Guy: do you have braces? I love girls with braces
Me: no...(obviously. don't you see me smiling? lol)
*guy leaves*
That was an interesting first lol
That would have been an intensely clever way to get you to show your teeth had he had a tooth fetish.
"Show me your teeth bb"
"fuck you pay me."
"Do you have braces?"
"LOL, no, see?"
roast
06-08-2012, 09:32 AM
-in pvt-
"hey there"
"hi! I just woke up"
"ohh, [something sexy idk lol I go into autopilot]"
"where r u from? Im in south africa"
"I live in the US"
"So it is almost time for bed for u ;)"
"Not yet, Im a night owl"
"Midnight is late to be up"
"It is 2am where I am"
"did u miss a 1?"
"Im sorry?"
"12am in the states, or midnight"
"Where I am in the US, it is 2am"
"Ive been to the states before I know the time difference"
"[tries to divert the conversation to sexy things]"
"If youre not in the states, you can tell me"
"oh youre silly [tries to change the conversation attempt]"
"where r u?"
"There are a few time zones in the US, Im in a time zone where it is 2am"
"that doesnt make sense, it is midnight"
"there are a bunch of time zones in North America"
"lol a bunch?" (he has his cam sent and looks bemused)
"[smiles, another sexy diversion attempt]"
"no need to scam me, Im know cam girls lie so u can just tell me where u r" (bemused look, slight roll of eyes)
"OK"
":)"
"UNITED STATES TIME ZONES
The United States uses nine standard time zones. From east to west they are Atlantic Standard Time (AST), Eastern Standard Time (EST), Central Standard Time (CST), Mountain Standard Time (MST), Pacific Standard Time (PST), Alaskan Standard Time (AKST), Hawaii-Aleutian Standard Time (HST), Samoa standard time (UTC-11) and Chamorro Standard Time (UTC+10).
So that means that if it is midnight in one part of the United States, it is very likely to be totally different time in another part of the United States"
"wow"
"ready to play?"
"yr kind of a bitch"
"Just giving you new information :) let's do something fun..."
"I dont think that's true"
"Feel free to google it babe"
"lol whatever. I like u, just asking u not to lie"
"..... you do realize that on [the site] it shows what country the model is broadcasting from?"
"what?"
"[explains how to check]"
"oh."
"yup"
"sorry."
"let's talk about what brought you by ;) some early morning fun?"
"I lost my hardon, I gtg"
"lol"
-end of pvt-
-leaves a lowish rating-
Oh the time lost trying to preserve the male ego
miamia4me
06-08-2012, 12:22 PM
He sounds like a dickhead. Why ask you questions then get an attitude when you answer them? Damned if you do damned if you don't. Wonder why he has no friends?
justanothercamgirl
06-08-2012, 12:27 PM
So that means that if it is midnight in one part of the United States, it is very likely to be totally different time in another part of the United States"
"wow"
"ready to play?"
"yr kind of a bitch"
Don't you love when you are right about something that instead of men saying that they are wrong you automatically become 'a bitch?'
justanothercamgirl
06-08-2012, 01:08 PM
Custie: With those dimples and stretch marks you should charge 20 dollars a minute .
o_O
miamia4me
06-08-2012, 01:22 PM
I realized the bitch thing ages ago with dancing so now I just completely agree with everything they say and pretend to not really know much. It has been of great benefit when dealing with men since they more often than not NEED to be right about EVERYTHING.
Aurora_Sunset
06-08-2012, 01:47 PM
I realized the bitch thing ages ago with dancing so now I just completely agree with everything they say and pretend to not really know much. It has been of great benefit when dealing with men since they more often than not NEED to be right about EVERYTHING.
Haha yep. It's either you're a bitch, or they act like "whatever, I didn't really care about the real answer anyway, it's not important" and try to make you feel silly for even caring enough to show that you're right - even though they just spent 20 minutes arguing with you... lol
IsobelWren
06-08-2012, 02:05 PM
Haha yep. It's either you're a bitch, or they act like "whatever, I didn't really care about the real answer anyway, it's not important" and try to make you feel silly for even caring enough to show that you're right - even though they just spent 20 minutes arguing with you... lol
Fucking UGH! I seriously, completely, totally hate that. A boyfriend once argued with me and degraded me in front of our friends for like, half an hour when I knew I was right. The next day I found my text book and opened it to the part that proved I was right. I brought it in and slammed it triumphantly on the table in front of him. He looked at it, read it and then totally blase looked up and said, "Ok. So what do you want?"
Something in me just snapped. I slapped him and screamed that I wanted some acknowledgement. I wanted him to put just as much effort into saying, "you were right" as he had into saying, "you were wrong". Even just a, "Oh wow, you were right! Sorry."