View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
Marina Starr
12-08-2021, 09:16 AM
Right off the bat. I don't allow this kind of trash in my room nor want to do shows with them.
https://i.ibb.co/749wT7z/Capture.png (https://ibb.co/m8xLYQB)
looklovely
12-08-2021, 03:55 PM
His new Sn is Un-luckies. jk.
Right off the bat. I don't allow this kind of trash in my room nor want to do shows with them.
https://i.ibb.co/749wT7z/Capture.png (https://ibb.co/m8xLYQB)
Marina Starr
12-08-2021, 06:02 PM
Today must be 'Stupid Day' because the amount of stupid questions and shit I got was overwhelming. Surprised I even made as much as I did.
where are you from
are you really trans?
you talk?
you do porn?
why you look so familiar?
do you have any siblings there?
I can't believe you're trans
i want to fuck you in real life
would you meet in person?
*** I'm surprised no one asked if water is wet or why is the sky blue or is new mexico really a state.
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~Carmen~
12-08-2021, 06:13 PM
Today must be 'Stupid Day' because the amount of stupid questions and shit I got was overwhelming. Surprised I even made as much as I did.
where are you from
are you really trans?
you talk?
you do porn?
why you look so familiar?
do you have any siblings there?
I can't believe you're trans
i want to fuck you in real life
would you meet in person?
*** I'm surprised no one asked if water is wet or why is the sky blue or is new mexico really a state.
https://i.ibb.co/9cqHSfQ/200-d.gif (https://imgbb.com/)
https://i.ibb.co/C73Q6NJ/eye-roll-ugh.gif (https://imgbb.com/)
Love Judge Judy!!
I have only been on for 14 minutes.
"Are you wearing heels?"
I don't wear shoes.
"Do you have thongs?"
I don't wear shoes.
Marina Starr
12-08-2021, 06:20 PM
Judge Judy would make a GREAT Hoe. She would be in Exclusive 24/7 doing nonstop humiliation shows!
https://i.ibb.co/xHXvMtP/664852a1c72a938d9ff4af6ea7e855a5.gif (https://imgbb.com/)
Love Judge Judy!!
I have only been on for 14 minutes.
"Are you wearing heels?"
I don't wear shoes.
"Do you have thongs?"
I don't wear shoes.
gbjenna
12-08-2021, 08:56 PM
buddyfun1 hi there
Me Hey! How are you?
buddyfun1 lousy
buddyfun1 my wife was supposed to fuck me but got stuck picking up the kid
Jesus.. Make way for prince charming
~Carmen~
12-09-2021, 01:21 PM
Judge Judy would make a GREAT Hoe. She would be in Exclusive 24/7 doing nonstop humiliation shows!
https://i.ibb.co/xHXvMtP/664852a1c72a938d9ff4af6ea7e855a5.gif (https://imgbb.com/)
Imagine how long her blocked list would be.
~Carmen~
12-09-2021, 01:35 PM
"Are you going to be on later?"
Yes, I'm going to be on and waiting for you. I will refuse all shows with others to wait for you.
TheBrownFox
12-09-2021, 10:13 PM
"Are you going to be on later?"
Yes, I'm going to be on and waiting for you. I will refuse all shows with others to wait for you.
They crack me up with that shit! Motherfucker, this ain't Amazon warehouse. I will NOT be here for 10 hours straight. If you have the attention span of a toddler and wanna leave my room right now to go check out other models' rooms (or whatever it is you wanna do), feel free. But I'm only on here for a few hours, so you better enjoy me while you can. Don't be whining later about how you "keep missing me online."
TheBrownFox
12-09-2021, 10:37 PM
This manchild (who still lives with his mom and has shitty internet where they live) comes in my room, and, as always, is complaining about his internet connection. He repeatedly gets disconnected from my free chat (like right now...lol), and I'm just thinking to myself why don't you just log off??? How many more attempts are you gonna make at staying in my room if your internet is THAT bad? You can barely have a conversation with him, because mid-sentence you'll see he's been kicked out of the room again. Lol. And then he comes back and says shit like "I'm playing a video game." Okay, well if you're using that same shitty internet to play video games, that's not exactly helping you either, guy. Lol.
Genoveve
12-09-2021, 10:45 PM
^^^It's so frustrating when they keep trying and trying and trying and failing with bad internet. Sometimes if a guy is being really annoying with it I will ban them for the day just to get them out of my hair so I can take customers that can actually stay connected and spend more money.
Vlodina
12-10-2021, 04:17 AM
Not stupid perhaps but it made me lol
dude upon seeing my butt: what a beautiful hole.
Well, thanks!
Marina Starr
12-10-2021, 08:45 AM
Right off the bat:
HunterM305: U deepthroat?
HunterM305 has logged off (reason: user was booted by model)
*he came right back with:
HunterM305: Fucking bitch
You have blocked HunterM305.
HunterM305 has been blocked
I love thugs.
SuperPookie
12-10-2021, 10:38 AM
"I am the evil Mr. Drax. I am going to destroy James Bond, and rulet he world, but I need to cum before I kill Bond. Will you help me cum in exclusive?" Of course he immediately left after that misspelled copy pasta.
looklovely
12-10-2021, 01:24 PM
This idiot wants to real life but can't figure out to goolgle my Twitter.
Trey Trying to book you to pegg me
Trey I mean really pegg me
Trey Whats your twit
To Trey no only here against rules
Trey has logged off (reason: user left)
~Carmen~
12-10-2021, 02:17 PM
"I am the evil Mr. Drax. I am going to destroy James Bond, and rulet he world, but I need to cum before I kill Bond. Will you help me cum in exclusive?" Of course he immediately left after that misspelled copy pasta.
Copy pasta;D;D;D;D;D
emkato
12-11-2021, 12:03 PM
Malaki: do with me what u want in excl
Me: Well that could be so many things, can you tell me a bit more what you are into?
Malaki: u decide
*Malaki takes me exclusive*
Malaki: hi
Malaki: i can turn on cam
Me: Of course!
Malaki: im all yours
this asshole gave me 1 star! he has done a couple very short shows with me in the past, he still never told me what he wants from me so I say I am going to have him worship my pussy while he strokes his cock. He stayed for 2 and a half minutes jerking it then left and gave me 1 star. I cant stand that shit, what did you want from me? OH you wont tell me? I have to guess? Now I guessed wrong so I get a 1 star. BS.
SM gals, I know I can get a 1 star rating removed for minute long shows but can I get one removed for a 2 minute 30 second long show?
Marina Starr
12-11-2021, 12:42 PM
Yes, contact support and tell them he gave you nothing to work with, you couldn't read his mind and you didn't even get to perform so it's not possible for him to rate 1 star.
I deny guys that do multiple super short shows the privilege of taking me private. I will ask if they intended to do show short AGAIN? If the answer is yes then that doesn't work for me.
The first time, I let it go. The second time I will allow if they want to do longer show. If they do it again, I block. They won't get to fuck with me the 3rd time.
I am NOT going to be taken into a show only to have my ass quickly sent back to free chat. It's not worth my time, that's fucking exhausting.
SM gals, I know I can get a 1 star rating removed for minute long shows but can I get one removed for a 2 minute 30 second long show?
SuperPookie
12-11-2021, 02:13 PM
Jakep99 I’d suck a duck to make u happy
I assume that was a autocorrect fail. I hope so anyway :D.
~Carmen~
12-11-2021, 03:25 PM
Yes, contact support and tell them he gave you nothing to work with, you couldn't read his mind and you didn't even get to perform so it's not possible for him to rate 1 star.
I deny guys that do multiple super short shows the privilege of taking me private. I will ask if they intended to do show short AGAIN? If the answer is yes then that doesn't work for me.
The first time, I let it go. The second time I will allow if they want to do longer show. If they do it again, I block. They won't get to fuck with me the 3rd time.
I am NOT going to be taken into a show only to have my ass quickly sent back to free chat. It's not worth my time, that's fucking exhausting.
I had a guy who tipped 25 in free, then asked "How fast will those clothes come off in private?" I told him I don't rush and he said "Well damn". I didn't block him but I think I will next time. Anyone who talks cheap is not someone I want to deal with. It's just not a good feeling.
Marina Starr
12-11-2021, 03:33 PM
At least it was 25 gold so I wouldn't block him. Just ask what he'd like come off fast and charge however much gold you see fit. Guys that ask that question are not what we carter to.
I am highly insulted when they tip 1 or 5 gold then asked for what they want. Hoes don't feel obligated over 35% of that 'generous' tip.
Do you see me charging $1 for private? Then why the fuck would you tip 1 gold then ask to see tits?
I swear the stupid is strong in a lot of them. BLOCKED, lmao!
I highly enjoy calling them STUPID. I just find that so funny.
I had a guy who tipped 25 in free, then asked "How fast will those clothes come off in private?" I told him I don't rush and he said "Well damn". I didn't block him but I think I will next time. Anyone who talks cheap is not someone I want to deal with. It's just not a good feeling.
~Carmen~
12-11-2021, 03:38 PM
At least it was 25 gold so I wouldn't block him. Just ask what he'd like come off fast and charge however much gold you see fit. Guys that ask that question are not what we carter to.
I am highly insulted when they tip 1 or 5 gold then asked for what they want. Hoes don't feel obligated over 35% of that 'generous' tip.
Do you see me charging $1 for private? Then why the fuck would you tip 1 gold then ask to see tits?
I swear the stupid is strong in a lot of them. BLOCKED, lmao!
I highly enjoy calling them STUPID. I just find that so funny.
Next time I'll tell him if he wants me to hurry, tip another 25. I doubt he will because he was trying to be cheap. The beautiful thing was, I didn't do anything for his 25, except let my strap drop;D. It doesn't take much, you know.
Cheap $1 or $5 guys usually expect something in return. Generous guys generally don't.
Marina Starr
12-11-2021, 03:46 PM
Shiiiiiit! In real life they'll take you to McDonalds and ask to come in just for coffee when dropping you off. Fuckboys lingo for 'now let me fuck you'.
Imagine giving fuckboys pussy for McDonald's $1 cheeseburger. That's like they could get a Mercedes for 50 CENT. Imagine how they'd treat it, lol. That's real sad!
Next time I'll tell him if he wants me to hurry, tip another 25. I doubt he will because he was trying to be cheap. The beautiful thing was, I didn't do anything for his 25, except let my strap drop;D. It doesn't take much, you know.
Cheap $1 or $5 guys usually expect something in return. Generous guys generally don't.
~Carmen~
12-11-2021, 03:50 PM
Shiiiiiit! In real they'll take you to McDonalds and ask to come in just for coffee when dropping you off. Fuckboys lingo for 'now let me fuck you'.
Imagine giving fuckboys pussy for McDonald's $1 cheeseburger. That's like they could get a Mercedes for 50 CENT. Imagine how they'd treat it, lol. That's real sad!
It's our obligation after they take us to dinner sis, especially if they also splurge on fries and a coke.
Marina Starr
12-11-2021, 03:55 PM
SMALL fries, SMALL coke!
https://i.ibb.co/P4ZVzL4/its-sad-michelle-obama.gif (https://imgbb.com/)
It's our obligation after they take us to dinner sis, especially if they also splurge on fries and a coke.
Luci Fer
12-12-2021, 04:50 AM
SMALL fries, SMALL coke!
https://i.ibb.co/P4ZVzL4/its-sad-michelle-obama.gif (https://imgbb.com/)
Small everything! And after that they will say they just care about your sexy body staying in shape!;D
Vlodina
12-12-2021, 05:14 AM
"you have a certain allure"
"the quality of being powerfully and mysteriously attractive or fascinating"
...he didn't spend any money though lol
Sunnylexie
12-13-2021, 12:00 AM
This manchild (who still lives with his mom and has shitty internet where they live) comes in my room, and, as always, is complaining about his internet connection. He repeatedly gets disconnected from my free chat (like right now...lol), and I'm just thinking to myself why don't you just log off??? How many more attempts are you gonna make at staying in my room if your internet is THAT bad? You can barely have a conversation with him, because mid-sentence you'll see he's been kicked out of the room again. Lol. And then he comes back and says shit like "I'm playing a video game." Okay, well if you're using that same shitty internet to play video games, that's not exactly helping you either, guy. Lol.
Guys on their phones who get disconnected from a pvt a few times then say "oh let me switch to wifi, mobile internet is crap". No shit, did you really have to get cockblocked to realize that?
~Carmen~
12-13-2021, 11:58 AM
"you have a certain allure"
"the quality of being powerfully and mysteriously attractive or fascinating"
...he didn't spend any money though lol
Did you blush and swoon? I would have, should I ever get such high praise.
looklovely
12-13-2021, 02:20 PM
He's been here multiple times.
Eric9901 (invisible)Are you wearing the satin full back panties from your pic ?
ME: Yes.
Eric9901 (invisible)Oh so shiny
Eric9901 (invisible)I love shiny
Eric9901 (invisible)Panties silver too ?
ME: I just answered that.
Eric9901 (invisible)Do you have pink satin panties too ?
Eric9901 has logged off (reason: user was booted by model)
bobsandvangene
12-13-2021, 07:16 PM
Me: do you want me to use oil for the anal show?
Him: no, spit will do. It will be hot.
Me: I’m not about to give myself an anal fissure for 7.99/minute
He left after I told him I’m going to get the oil, and told me that I’m rude LOL. He also was too stupid to take me into a block session in exclusive, stating that he was a newbie.
bobsandvangene
12-13-2021, 07:17 PM
Someone just called me narcissistic for telling him to take me into a private if he wanted me to humiliate him.
Another dude said he was surprised I sound intelligent.
Luci Fer
12-14-2021, 03:02 AM
Someone just called me narcissistic for telling him to take me into a private if he wanted me to humiliate him.
yeah sure! do it for free, like an altruist!}:D
Miss_ShaSha
12-14-2021, 06:54 AM
jojo1201 sexy ass milf
Thanks. How are you?
jojo1201 ill will fuck you hard all day
Let's talk more in excl :D
jojo1201 has logged off (reason: user left)
jojo1201 has logged on
jojo1201 get me hard let see that body
When you're ready to go excl, let me know.
jojo1201 naked baby
jojo1201 has been blocked
looklovely
12-14-2021, 12:41 PM
oneton1989 (invisible)To himiliate you and hear it so i can cum
ME: HUMILIATE me? Is that what you're trying to say?
oneton1989 (invisible)Yes
To oneton1989 in private
oneton1989 has logged off (reason: user left)
I was actually curious what he was going to say...
CatBBW
12-14-2021, 12:52 PM
"you have a certain allure"
"the quality of being powerfully and mysteriously attractive or fascinating"
...he didn't spend any money though lol
Mansplaining be free *rollseyes*
Genoveve
12-14-2021, 01:36 PM
oneton1989 (invisible)To himiliate you and hear it so i can cum
ME: HUMILIATE me? Is that what you're trying to say?
oneton1989 (invisible)Yes
To oneton1989 in private
oneton1989 has logged off (reason: user left)
I was actually curious what he was going to say...
I've started telling guys who ask if they can go pvt or exclu to humiliate me yes, IF they turn their cam on and show themselves. They NEVER accept lolol.
looklovely
12-14-2021, 02:14 PM
I've started telling guys who ask if they can go pvt or exclu to humiliate me yes, IF they turn their cam on and show themselves. They NEVER accept lolol.
Good one. This guy couldn't even spell it so he couldn't have been serious.
What do they usually say to humiliate?
Genoveve
12-14-2021, 02:26 PM
Good one. This guy couldn't even spell it so he couldn't have been serious.
What do they usually say to humiliate?
Idk because they never actually end up spending(big shock). I think they're just trying to see what you are willing to do for money and get off for free.
ggminx
12-14-2021, 06:52 PM
LMAO when a troll comes by my room and tries the whole "glitchy site/excl/private buttons not working/all he wants to do is spend on me/just took another model to paid" and a regular swings in and takes me to paid right away
kamiliam
12-14-2021, 07:33 PM
Good one. This guy couldn't even spell it so he couldn't have been serious.
What do they usually say to humiliate?
honest to god often- “fuck you” “whore” these types aren’t too creative, they love “what would your dad say?” Yawn
TheBrownFox
12-14-2021, 10:21 PM
"What are you in the mood for?"
LOL. To get the fuck off of here...take my wig off...and watch The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. ;D
FloridaSunDoll
12-15-2021, 12:09 AM
"What are you in the mood for?"
LOL. To get the fuck off of here...take my wig off...and watch The Late Show With Stephen Colbert. ;D
SERIOUSLY. Whenever I get asked this I always think to myself "I'm in the mood to make my daily goal in an hour and take the rest of the day off" lol
Cutie101
12-15-2021, 12:13 AM
SERIOUSLY. Whenever I get asked this I always think to myself "I'm in the mood to make my daily goal in an hour and take the rest of the day off" lol
Saaaame omg! Imagine how happy I am to sit on cam for 10 hours instead of sinking into my couch, playing videogames all day long lol.
Vlodina
12-15-2021, 06:50 AM
After being online for over half an hour with nobody even saying a word to me, somebody spoke.
BigChuck1954 Show tits
BigChuck1954 Please
BigChuck1954 How about yoyr butt cheeks
BigChuck1954 You know you really want to
Me: what I really want to do is...*blocks bigchuck"
looklovely
12-15-2021, 12:45 PM
aturkeyleg i would love to see you fuck your ass
To aturkeyleg you first
aturkeyleg we do it at tge same time
To aturkeyleg no
aturkeyleg has logged off (reason: user left)
looklovely
12-15-2021, 03:17 PM
PeterDragon (invisible)How about we start with some conversation
PeterDragon (invisible)Love talking to beautiful women
To PeterDragon yes please join me in private
PeterDragon has logged off (reason: user left)
gbjenna
12-15-2021, 09:40 PM
December 2021, week commencing the 12th: Record breaking week for the amount of guys who's girlfriends are asleep whilst they browse SM.
Maybe they fall asleep so much because their boyfriends are so broke and lacking in personality!
Cutie101
12-15-2021, 09:49 PM
December 2021, week commencing the 12th: Record breaking week for the amount of guys who's girlfriends are asleep whilst they browse SM.
Maybe they fall asleep so much because their boyfriends are so broke and lacking in personality!
Literally now:
56310
gbjenna
12-15-2021, 10:18 PM
Literally now:
56310
Point proven. Week of the sleeping gf’s.
They’re so dense. I asked one “Right and what’s your point?” And he said, “Do you think that’s bad?”
If they’re going for the shock factor then they need to come up with a lot better than that. “Tell me you’ve lived a sheltered life without telling me you’ve lived a sheltered life” springs to mind!!!