View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
emkato
12-15-2021, 10:18 PM
PeterDragon (invisible)How about we start with some conversation
PeterDragon (invisible)Love talking to beautiful women
To PeterDragon yes please join me in private
PeterDragon has logged off (reason: user left)
Somehow it still baffles me how so many guys online feel entitled to a beautiful woman's time and attention whilst offering nothing in return.
emkato
12-15-2021, 10:29 PM
Point proven. Week of the sleeping gf’s.
They’re so dense. I asked one “Right and what’s your point?” And he said, “Do you think that’s bad?”
If they’re going for the shock factor then they need to come up with a lot better than that. “Tell me you’ve lived a sheltered life without telling me you’ve lived a sheltered life” springs to mind!!!
That's exactly it. They get off on our reactions. thats why I give them none lol. They wait hoping to get off on my response that never actually comes hehe
ravenskyy
12-16-2021, 10:53 AM
hugedick (invisible)You do racist roleplay shows?
Me: Now why the fuck would I do that?
*BANNED*
The username fits the personality.
emkato
12-17-2021, 09:34 AM
BigHardHornyNastyPervWankerIdiot: Good morning
Me: Good morning Big :)
*BigHardHornyNastyPervWankerIdiot logged off*
I just KNOW he wants girls to read out his username in full but I refuse to satisfy these assholes lmao
ravenskyy
12-17-2021, 10:10 AM
ExplodeLotsOfCum: Can I nut inside ur ass hole
Me: Sure.
ExplodeLotsOfCum: Let me c ass
Me: Let's go exclusive love
ExplodeLotsOfCum: We gonna have to do it here
Me: *Laughs. Gives middle finger. Then bans*
Thebossmanger (invisible): Do you want a bonus pay if so just say yes and just do as I say u will get it ok
Thebossmanger (invisible): Rub pussy and don't show on cam for more baby and keep cam on face only while you do it ok
Thebossmanger (invisible): U can moan lil bit
Thebossmanger (invisible): Put two fingers upward while inside u
I pretended to entertain it, then I banned him. Freaking idiots today.
emkato
12-17-2021, 10:21 AM
UglyWeelchairGod: u like ugly guys?
Me: I guess it depends
UglyWeelchairGod: on what?
Me: Well, there's more to life than just looks and appearances
*UglyWeelchairGod has logged off*
Is it weird username day or what lolll
emkato
12-17-2021, 10:28 AM
ExplodeLotsOfCum: Can I nut inside ur ass hole
Me: Sure.
ExplodeLotsOfCum: Let me c ass
Me: Let's go exclusive love
ExplodeLotsOfCum: We gonna have to do it here
Me: *Laughs. Gives middle finger. Then bans*
Thebossmanger (invisible): Do you want a bonus pay if so just say yes and just do as I say u will get it ok
Thebossmanger (invisible): Rub pussy and don't show on cam for more baby and keep cam on face only while you do it ok
Thebossmanger (invisible): U can moan lil bit
Thebossmanger (invisible): Put two fingers upward while inside u
I pretended to entertain it, then I banned him. Freaking idiots today.
Both of these interactions give me super predatory vibes that make me want to crawl out of my skin. Men who get off on trying (and failing) to take advantage of women is just bottom of the trash can disgusting to me.
ggminx
12-17-2021, 11:46 AM
Sd0005 has logged on
Sd0005Hey honey
Sd0005What’s up
Sd0005Show me some moves
You have blocked Sd0005.
Sd0005 has been blocked
Genoveve
12-17-2021, 02:35 PM
Doofus: Im a poorfarmer the roof blew off the barn in yesterdays storm i could use a good free fuck
I literally can't. :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Genoveve
12-17-2021, 02:39 PM
Dude: Wassup gorgeous
Dude: Wish I can say your beautiful
Dude: But true beauty is In the inside and I have never been in there
Dude: Ptv later?
gbjenna
12-17-2021, 02:51 PM
BigHardHornyNastyPervWankerIdiot: Good morning
Me: Good morning Big :)
*BigHardHornyNastyPervWankerIdiot logged off*
I just KNOW he wants girls to read out his username in full but I refuse to satisfy these assholes lmao
I swear anytime I get a username that gives me any incline they just want to hear me say it out loud so they can wank, I avoid saying it on purpose. It took me almost 3 years to figure out that was what they were playing at!
looklovely
12-17-2021, 05:00 PM
Yourpussyeater (invisible)Hello mistress
Yourpussyeater (invisible)How are you mistress
To Yourpussyeater I'm well! What are you in the mood for?
Yourpussyeater (invisible)Spit mistress and pussy mistress
To YourpussyeaterYes, we can do that.
Yourpussyeater has logged off (reason: user left)
Why even bother?
naomi_doll
12-17-2021, 05:11 PM
Doofus: Im a poorfarmer the roof blew off the barn in yesterdays storm i could use a good free fuck
I literally can't. :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
lmao that's pretty creative, I have to say that!
~Carmen~
12-17-2021, 07:03 PM
Jay973: Mad respect for you.
Jay973: You're a queen.
Jay973 has logged off.
Marina Starr
12-17-2021, 07:14 PM
Did you ask for his respect, sis? I hope you didn't take him logging off personally. Respect is only needed when and IF it's asked :)
I hate being greeted by 'hey queen'. They're all timewasters.
Jay973: Mad respect for you.
Jay973: You're a queen.
Jay973 has logged off.
~Carmen~
12-17-2021, 07:28 PM
Did you ask for his respect, sis? I hope you didn't take him logging off personally. Respect is only needed when and IF it's asked :)
I hate being greeted by 'hey queen'. They're all timewasters.
I did not ask for anything and I got all that praise. I'm deeply hurt and offended by him leaving. I hope he comes back so I can thank him. He built me up and shot me right down.
~Carmen~
12-17-2021, 07:34 PM
"Do you have a vibe in? I will donate 10 if you get on all fours and bounce".
Stupid is out full force tonight!
TheBrownFox
12-19-2021, 05:47 PM
The guy on Stripchat who tipped me 1-token six times, and then typed "Tits." Bitch, this ain't Burger King. You can't just have it your way. Y'all don't get to decide how much it is. Tip 40 tokens if you wanna see my tits. Single digit tips don't get you a damn thing off my tip menu.
Luci Fer
12-19-2021, 07:32 PM
I swear anytime I get a username that gives me any incline they just want to hear me say it out loud so they can wank, I avoid saying it on purpose. It took me almost 3 years to figure out that was what they were playing at!
I usually shorten it. Like, if he s 'BigHornyStupidWanker" I call him 'bhsw'.
I am shocked this thread got so many new cases of stupidity just in such short time!
Luci Fer
12-19-2021, 07:35 PM
I hate being greeted by 'hey queen'. They're all timewasters.
fuck, so true about that. Literally everyone who calls me 'queen' turns out to be a cheap motherfucking loser who can't even tip 1$.
On other hand, I had some people who started a convo with 'hey whore' and spent big ;D
Sunnylexie
12-19-2021, 11:39 PM
Someone just called me narcissistic for telling him to take me into a private if he wanted me to humiliate him.
Le stupid: show what that ass looks like
Me: like 6 gold;)
Le stupid: aggressive
looklovely
12-20-2021, 02:27 PM
Ihaveateenyweeny (invisible)Hiii would you like to see some pictures of my little baby dick in my little tighty whities
To IhaveateenyweenyOct 26, 2021 Ihaveateenyweeny (invisible)Hiii mommy would you like to see some pictures of my little teeny weeny in my little tighty whities ???????? read less Aug 19, 2021 Ihaveateenyweeny Feb 27, 2021 B1ank0 (invisible)Hii would you like to see some pictures of my little wittle pp in my little tighty whities ???
ME: Tip. You've been here 3X already.
Ihaveateenyweeny has logged off (reason: user left)
This seems to work for scaring them away.
ravenskyy
12-20-2021, 02:32 PM
Sockolov: You are not hot enough to charge those prices
Me: Just say you're broke dude.
*Blocked*
Now I'm raising my rates lol
looklovely
12-20-2021, 03:13 PM
Sockolov: You are not hot enough to charge those prices
Me: Just say you're broke dude.
*Blocked*
Now I'm raising my rates lol
I wish these guys knew how stupid they sound. Solution: find someone in your price range ($0) or someone "Hot enough."
Cutie101
12-21-2021, 09:16 AM
I think his dick has shrunk when he has read that he must pay 500 tokens for it
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emkato
12-21-2021, 10:00 AM
I think his dick has shrunk when he has read that he must pay 500 tokens for it
56339
I always LOL when they think saying that they are "attractive" and a """model""" will make us suddenly forget that this is our job. It has "I'm not like other guys" energy. Always fun to knock down their ego a few notches.
emkato
12-21-2021, 10:01 AM
Jonny: hello
Me: Hi Jonny what are you up to
Jonny: chillin in home office. how bout you?
You are looking at it.... I'm online....camming... you are literally WATCHING me do what I am currently doing.
Cutie101
12-21-2021, 10:09 AM
Jonny: hello
Me: Hi Jonny what are you up to
Jonny: chillin in home office. how bout you?
You are looking at it.... I'm online....camming... you are literally WATCHING me do what I am currently doing.
Big sign they don't know what they want, they are so lame at making conversation that they literally pass the ball to you and wait for you to bring something up. The most pathetic of the pathetics. I take any freeloader with good conversation skills than those morrons who are like "chilling, so waht are you up to?"
ravenskyy
12-21-2021, 11:21 AM
littlefootpiggy: how much does my white loser ass owe you in reparations a week
Me: Why do you keep coming in here if you're not actually going to pay?
*Idiot leaves*
He's been in my room a few times, saying the same dumb line.
emkato
12-21-2021, 12:01 PM
littlefootpiggy: how much does my white loser ass owe you in reparations a week
Me: Why do you keep coming in here if you're not actually going to pay?
*Idiot leaves*
He's been in my room a few times, saying the same dumb line.
So many wannabe pay piggies out there, its annoying af.
Like... they got off on the idea of being a financially successful male who can fund a womans lifestyle but they are actually broke af. How do they develop the kink in the first place if they can't even do what supposedly turns them on?? these are the questions that haunt me lol.
Luci Fer
12-21-2021, 01:11 PM
So many wannabe pay piggies out there, its annoying af.
Like... they got off on the idea of being a financially successful male who can fund a womans lifestyle but they are actually broke af. How do they develop the kink in the first place if they can't even do what supposedly turns them on?? these are the questions that haunt me lol.
^ THIS! I hate it so much. I had a guy who started that money talk every damn time, but couldnt even tip properly. It was so tasteless, and of course all I could answer was 'why don't you do it?' then I got some really irrelevant and stupid answers from him. 'I have a lot of money blahblah" I guess hehad a lot of money in his imagination. There were million topics to discuss, but he always started this shit. If I had a cock, I 'd lose my erection every time, I swear.
If you can't pay a lot, don't even fucking talk about any findom related shit!
looklovely
12-21-2021, 01:45 PM
Gary (invisible) love satin panties like that
Gary (invisible)i wanna wrap them around my cock and jack off to u
Gary (invisible)u gonna be on a while?
Gary (invisible)u ever do panty stuffing?
Gary (invisible)k ill be back in a few
Gary has logged off (reason: user left)
Sugarsteepdoll
12-21-2021, 10:12 PM
jon29001 (invisible):D
To Allwhat are you in the mood for?
jon29001 (invisible)that is quite a bit for ass (referring to my gold menu)
To Allsorry youre not able to afford?
1.00 GOLD from jon29001
To Allty
1.00 GOLD from jon29001
To AllVibe toy controls: TICKLE-1 Gold, LOW-5 Gold, MED-10 Gold, MED HIGH-25 Gold, VERY HIGH-75 Gold ULTRA SCREAM-100 Gold
AMP92 has logged on
1.00 GOLD from jon29001
AMP92 has logged off (reason: user left)
jon29001 (invisible)good tips today?
To Allyes
To Allsome people tip me well
jon29001 (invisible)what was your highest tip?
To Allwhy do u ask
he left-im not going to let him know how much people tip me. his sorry ass couldnt tip more than 3 gold smh
emkato
12-22-2021, 10:40 AM
Fmmmmmmm: Hey babe
Fmmmmmmm: Tweek for me babe
*Fmmmmmmm tips me 5 gold*
Me: Thank you for the gold! check out my gold menu if you wanna see me twerk for you :)
*Fmmmmmmm has logged off (reason: user left)*
I charge 10 gold for twerking and I don't take demands. thanks for the dumbass tax though! :D
Vlodina
12-22-2021, 04:39 PM
When they ask "What's your favourite roleplay?"
- I don't really have a favourite one
- I do a lot of roleplays, could be listing them all night
- Am I magically going to say the right one that they're after?
- For some reason, most these guys after a bit of probing all want incest
Genoveve
12-22-2021, 05:06 PM
Omg I have this stalker troll who has been trolling me for months, he disappears for weeks in between so I forget about him, but he seems to be set off by the fact that I don't do anything in the free chat. I get the vibe that he has never spent on me before, and I'm not sure if he just targets me or others as well, but what he does is pop in and out of my room copy & pasting these long paragraphs basically about how I am such a lazy bitch, which true I AM lazy and I AM a bitch, completely unapologetically, so why he thinks that's offensive to me I have no idea. But he will keep copy & pasting the paragraphs because I get taken into pvts/exclu and he wants to make sure I see it. I always want to talk shit to him but he always runs off too fast like the little chickenshit that he is, can't even handle ONLINE confrontation.... But it cracks me up so much because I cannot comprehend how he doesn't realize that all his behavior does is make him look like a total basketcase. I always want to share one of his paragraphs on here but he only seems to show up whenever it's really busy.
emkato
12-23-2021, 04:33 AM
When they ask "What's your favourite roleplay?"
- I don't really have a favourite one
- I do a lot of roleplays, could be listing them all night
- Am I magically going to say the right one that they're after?
- For some reason, most these guys after a bit of probing all want incest
THIS. This question is an instant turn off for me. Roleplsys are the bane of my camming existence at this point. I blocked someone with the username daddy yesterday because he said "I have a roleplay I want to do, im not very good at it but I want to perfect it..." yeah no thanks..
when I get asked what my fave is I recently started saying "my favorite role play is definitely cuckold roleplays!" and that usually gets them to leave lmao. I have a ton of cuck guys that I do shows with but for some reason when the roleplay guys ask what I like and I tell them cuckold it scares them off. 8)
Marina Starr
12-23-2021, 11:15 AM
I got a lot of stupid questions that I absolutely hate:
Have you been busy today?
Been having fun?
Have you cum today?
Always from losers that never tipped or spent even when they got plenty opportunities!
I shut that shit down with real fast with 'you ready to go private or exclusive?! I'm ready now.'
Lmao when they vamoose!
emkato
12-23-2021, 11:41 AM
Me: what are you in the mood for today?
Korbs45: Mmmmmmm a very sexy hair salon roleplay
Me: what would that entail?
*Korbs45 has logged off (reason: user left)*
wait I actually wanted to know what this specific roleplay would consist of! lol damn. Also someone took me exclusive to do a "divorce/humiliation roleplay"and all he wanted was for me to talk shit to him through the camera. I take back some of what I said about roleplays, SOME can be fun when they're on my terms }:D
TheBrownFox
12-23-2021, 08:09 PM
Guys who like to act like they're getting ready to take you private right now, and then they leave the room. But then again, some of these men just like to dangle their tokens in your face (They think you're gonna kiss their ass and/or give free dirty talk or whatever to get them to spend...foh) without actually spending on you.
This 'willie' guy on Stripchat who was previously a gray member who was in my room everyday talking all lovey dovey to me. When I had announced that I'd no longer be allowing grays to talk, he claimed he would upgrade so he can continue talking to me. Well he DID upgrade and buy tokens, however he's in my room all the time and has NEVER tipped me...and he doesn't even talk anymore. I see this dude with like 180 tokens showing, and he camps out in my free chat. And on Stripchat you can't kick someone out or ban them until they've typed to you first. You'd think I'd be able to do that since he's typed to me before when he was a gray member. I don't know...Stripchat can be a goofy-ass site. I don't like seeing this dude in my room lurking my room everyday, acting all brand new and not spending.
MissAdriana
12-24-2021, 10:53 AM
Omg I have this stalker troll who has been trolling me for months, he disappears for weeks in between so I forget about him, but he seems to be set off by the fact that I don't do anything in the free chat.
I have the same thing!! 2 different guys. 1 of them always leaves me death threats and follows me to every site until eventually he gets banned or something comes back months later with a new account. The other guy types a specific way so I know its him really bad insults until I ban him then he makes a new account months later and does it again I usually forget about the insults guy because there is somuch time between him making new accounts but he just came in the other day LOL They are crazy
Genoveve
12-24-2021, 02:47 PM
I have the same thing!! 2 different guys. 1 of them always leaves me death threats and follows me to every site until eventually he gets banned or something comes back months later with a new account. The other guy types a specific way so I know its him really bad insults until I ban him then he makes a new account months later and does it again I usually forget about the insults guy because there is somuch time between him making new accounts but he just came in the other day LOL They are crazy
I have quite a few of these, some of them have been going for---literally no joke---a decade. Mental illness is real.
minibagel
12-24-2021, 04:58 PM
woke up this morning to find a handful of silly new tags crudely describing things that i do not show (i am nonnude) or have in general for that matter. how adorable that after *ten* long days of being AFK from cam, my haters still think of me. especially on xmas eve, awwwh. i'm so touched! :')
curious how their thought process works. "mmk it's xmas eve. first order of business before i take my first shower of the month & head to grandma's for dinner: make sure to drop some tags on that prude ass minibagel's page"
Cutie101
12-24-2021, 09:50 PM
woke up this morning to find a handful of silly new tags crudely describing things that i do not show (i am nonnude) or have in general for that matter. how adorable that after *ten* long days of being AFK from cam, my haters still think of me. especially on xmas eve, awwwh. i'm so touched! :')
curious how their thought process works. "mmk it's xmas eve. first order of business before i take my first shower of the month & head to grandma's for dinner: make sure to drop some tags on that prude ass minibagel's page"
Not really, it was a glitch with the tags, I was at 9 tags for the whole 3-4 weeks and my members swore they did tag me. Until this week, when the new tags magically appeared on my account. Hahaha :))
minibagel
12-25-2021, 04:19 AM
^i think everyone must've experienced the glitch differently bc my tags were only low for like one day. new tags definitely came through as normal the past couple months during the glitch i just couldn't access them or block them without mailing liz.
these tags were brand new as of yesterday :)
Genoveve
12-25-2021, 04:59 PM
Not really that stupid or annoying, I just thought the "kind" thing was funny.
Drewjackjones (invisible)Hey! I like how your reviews say your kind
Drewjackjones (invisible)That’s refreshing
To Drewjackjones ummmmm i think you are reading the wrong ones
Drewjackjones (invisible)Oh oops lol
Drewjackjones (invisible)Great body though, you must be a gym rat
Drewjackjones (invisible)How do you feel about cei? Or self sucking
To Drewjackjonesi feel like essay questions are for pvt or exclu
To Drewjackjonesyou can ask me yes or no questions for free
Ended up kicking him after that because he just stalled.
TheBrownFox
12-27-2021, 10:55 PM
This Stripchat dude was cool at first with helping me clown a troll that I had to ban from the room. But then he stopped being so cool when he was doing that 1-token tip crap (22 times), and then said "Let me see that thang thang." LOL. I told him it says right there on the tip menu how much it is for a flash, and you need to tip that in a SINGLE tip. Not tally up a bunch of 1-token tips. He left the room. Lol. Really ridiculous that I even have to keep explaining this to these men. They act like they're in a model's room making it rain with all those 1-token tips.
looklovely
12-28-2021, 02:52 PM
To Gentleman13How are you, hun? What are you in the mood for?
To Gentleman13 Are you there?
Gentleman13 (invisible)always admiring you
To Gentleman13 Please join me in private.
Gentleman13 has logged off (reason: user was booted by model)
Gentleman13 has logged on
To Gentleman1 3Are you there?
Gentleman13 (invisible)have no plans to support your husband ok
Gentleman13 has logged off (reason: user was booted by model)
WanderingW
12-29-2021, 07:57 AM
I would’ve killed that divorce role-play lol because it would not have been role-play.
WanderingW
12-29-2021, 08:35 AM
How pathetic that they just run down this list like a robot I can’t imagine what their lives are like.