View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
Genoveve
01-13-2022, 01:39 PM
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And you've seen my big titties for the last time. Buhbye.....
You shoulda been like "Unfortunately for you no one loves microdick incels."
TheBrownFox
01-13-2022, 08:48 PM
You shoulda been like "Unfortunately for you no one loves microdick incels."
I think I said something along the lines of "Aw, look at Shrimp Dick secretly lusting after this Black pussy." LOL!!! As I was reaching towards the permaban button. :)
~Carmen~
01-14-2022, 04:46 PM
So many obsessive customers lately. They might tip well but then they send endless messages saying "I love you and can't wait till you're on again." I always end up blocking them.
Genoveve
01-14-2022, 06:12 PM
Moron: Heyyy
Moron: Would you burn down the african jungle for 25 million dollar? I would ����
Btw his emojis were the big-eyed, shocked/embarrassed face and the hang-tight hand symbol LOL.
bobsandvangene
01-14-2022, 07:57 PM
“Does that run in the family?” After seeing my ass
TheBrownFox
01-15-2022, 10:16 AM
When a member does that "I can't tip you because ______" shit, I'm like "Well, you COULD if you really want to. This site has token packages as low as $1.49." And that's when they leave the room because they have no rebuttal for that. Lol.
emkato
01-15-2022, 01:58 PM
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TheBrownFox
01-15-2022, 04:15 PM
^LOL. Once a guy even had the audacity to ask me "Do you have any special deals or anything happening for your birthday month?" Haha. I'm like huh? What do they think this is...Big Lots? And then I remembered "Oh, that's right. Some models do offer deals and whatnot during their birthday month." *Shrugs* Well...go enjoy their deals then. My birthday month is when you should be spoiling me...not trying to get bargains.
emkato
01-15-2022, 06:57 PM
^LOL. Once a guy even had the audacity to ask me "Do you have any special deals or anything happening for your birthday month?" Haha. I'm like huh? What do they think this is...Big Lots? And then I remembered "Oh, that's right. Some models do offer deals and whatnot during their birthday month." *Shrugs* Well...go enjoy their deals then. My birthday month is when you should be spoiling me...not trying to get bargains.
That's crazy, they should be spoiling US for out birthdays. Not the other way around. Maybe offering discounts is a way to make more money in the long run but I don't know, at the end of the day these guys couldn't care less if it's our birthday or not. They really don't care about us at all. So why should I care about their special days?? Lol. If a dude is having a birthday party the stripper his homie hires for the party still gets paid. Its no different on cam.
freyasnecklace
01-16-2022, 08:34 AM
Moron: Heyyy
Moron: Would you burn down the african jungle for 25 million dollar? I would ����
Btw his emojis were the big-eyed, shocked/embarrassed face and the hang-tight hand symbol LOL.
I never want to know the motivation for that dumb ass question
Genoveve
01-16-2022, 01:15 PM
^^^I also wasn't aware that Africa is home to a single jungle.
...
Dude: Damn somebody should definitely get fired because you should be ranked in the top 10 up here definitely
As he sits there not spending.
Miss_ShaSha
01-17-2022, 08:31 AM
samnolan R u a foot model
"yes, it's my expertise"
samnolan Can u show urs
"sure. use my GOLD menu"
samnolan 35
"yes"
samnolan Lots of money
"not really...if you have money"
samnolan has logged off (reason: user left)
CatBBW
01-17-2022, 01:16 PM
I was surfing SM earlier, looking at the ladies' rooms - literally their rooms, the background, the furniture, the lighting etc (cos really should do something with mine and need inspiration).
Anyway, I clicked on one lady's room just in time to see her loudly and physically enjoying her tip vibe which was being repeatedly pinged with Gold, a yellow text wall appeared and grew...and in the midst of all this Gold and writhing and moaning and "oh oh oh I am gonna cum"-ing, some idiot pipes up: "is ur pussy wet".
:O
Vlodina
01-17-2022, 01:41 PM
"I want to be humilated. I have no genitals. when I was a little boy I was attacked by a neighbour’s dog and lost my willy and my testicles, what have left is kind of like a vagina and I have to sort of finger it to cum. I’m 19"
...
Dreamqueen
01-17-2022, 04:03 PM
I logged on, and a reg took me exclusive right away.
After the show, he came back to my chatroom pissy because he didn't come.
He said that because I took hair out of my mouth ( it was on my dildo when doing a bj), he got turned off.
Says he wants his money back.
I blocked him.
Having a guy like that right out of the gate put me in a bad mood.
Of course, it spiraled, because guys started coming into my chat just to tell me they are watching football.
Grrr.
:finger:
TheBrownFox
01-17-2022, 11:25 PM
When men (who aren't very good tippers...if they do tip, it's a 1-token tip here and there) pop in and out of your room, and then when they come back and see that you're about to log off, they post a little sad face. LOL. I don't know wtf you're pouting about. I've been logging off at the same time for quite some time now, and you know that. "But I was on a phone call." Cool story. And I've been in free chat for three hours, and in all that time y'all motherfuckers couldn't get me to a simple mini-goal of 200 tokens. And my camscore on these sites suffer because of it. Now you expect me to stay on longer just to chitchat with you...while you toss an occasional 1-token tip at me? No, that's insulting.
I'll tell you what...I'll put on a short 2 or 2 1/2 minute song to give you some time to quickly buy more tokens. Then YOU can tip me the remainder of my mini goal, which will also keep me online for at least another 10 minutes. Don't wanna do that? Then I'm out. Catch me online tomorrow night. If you (once again) wait 'til the last minute to come into my room, that's your own damn fault. Not my problem that you men have the attention span of toddlers, and wanna pop in and out of models' rooms.
Cutie101
01-18-2022, 12:12 AM
When men (who aren't very good tippers...if they do tip, it's a 1-token tip here and there) pop in and out of your room, and then when they come back and see that you're about to log off, they post a little sad face. LOL. I don't know wtf you're pouting about. I've been logging off at the same time for quite some time now, and you know that. "But I was on a phone call." Cool story. And I've been in free chat for three hours, and in all that time y'all motherfuckers couldn't get me to a simple mini-goal of 200 tokens. And my camscore on these sites suffer because of it. Now you expect me to stay on longer just to chitchat with you...while you toss an occasional 1-token tip at me? No, that's insulting.
I'll tell you what...I'll put on a short 2 or 2 1/2 minute song to give you some time to quickly buy more tokens. Then YOU can tip me the remainder of my mini goal, which will also keep me online for at least another 10 minutes. Don't wanna do that? Then I'm out. Catch me online tomorrow night. If you (once again) wait 'til the last minute to come into my room, that's your own damn fault. Not my problem that you men have the attention span of toddlers, and wanna pop in and out of models' rooms.
Omg I hate those, some even ask me till what hour I am online. I say "I log off at 2 (let's say)". At 1:50 they come and take me in a 2 hours private.
SERIOUSLY?!??! I've been online for 10 hours, but let me just be an asshole and take you on a long private, 10 minutes before I know you go offline. Geeeezzuuusss!
TheBrownFox
01-18-2022, 12:54 AM
Omg I hate those, some even ask me till what hour I am online. I say "I log off at 2 (let's say)". At 1:50 they come and take me in a 2 hours private.
SERIOUSLY?!??! I've been online for 10 hours, but let me just be an asshole and take you on a long private, 10 minutes before I know you go offline. Geeeezzuuusss!
These men need to constantly be reminded that the world doesn't revolve around them, and this "Awww, you're leaving? But I just got here!" bullshit does not work on me unless they plan on giving me tokens to make it worthwhile for me to stay. And not these sorry-ass 1-token tips either. I'm ready to log off and get this damn wig off...get this torturing bright light off (and turn on my regular bedroom lamp)...and exit out of OBS asap because that shit overheats my laptop, and I always gotta turn on my Lasko fan to cool down my laptop while using it.
freyasnecklace
01-18-2022, 08:30 AM
Guy: Seeing you enjoying and really getting into it that turns me on the most
Me: Femdom or riding dildo and playing with my clit
Guy: seeing you riding and shaking And you really get into it and get messy and go nonstop
Me: messy...like spit? Deep throat
Don't fucking pretend I get turned on playing with my spit, weirdo. Just tell us what you want.
gbjenna
01-18-2022, 09:12 PM
User: Hi Jenna
User: You have a fantastic accent
Me: Aww thanks. Where are you from?
User: USA
Me: Nice! What brings you here tonight?
User: Silly question. Lol
Me: Well not really, guys come on here for a whole variety of reasons.
User: Good point.
Yeah no shit!!! That's why I asked!!
I said, "I know. So what can I do for you?" and off he went. Maybe I should start making the assumption they all want SPH in future when they say stupid shit like that to see if that puts the message across lol
Cutie101
01-18-2022, 10:59 PM
No extra comentary needed. I would have trolled him and play a little of his game, to see how far he goes, but I am too sleepy, lol. I banned him.
56487
Miss_ShaSha
01-19-2022, 07:15 AM
No extra comentary needed. I would have trolled him and play a little of his game, to see how far he goes, but I am too sleepy, lol. I banned him.
56487
lolollll the "fuck off" was it for me :D
pippapippa
01-19-2022, 09:05 AM
This is stupidly petty, but have you all noticed that guys who ask to see you fuck someone (which I don’t offer), always use the word “hubby?” As in, “I’d like to see you fuck your hubby.” “Is hubby around?” I don’t know any woman who refers to their husband as hubby. And I’m not even married. Anyway, it irrationally annoys me.
TheBrownFox
01-19-2022, 10:25 AM
There is this MFC member who's a huge pain in the ass. I have notes on him that say something along the lines of "Posts stuff in my chat that makes no fuckin sense." LOL. I really can't tell if he's a troll, or there's really something fucking wrong with him. I was about to ban him last night for being annoying, but I was like you know what...I can tolerate his annoying ass, and just let his little 1-token tips add up. I'm really glad I didn't ban him, because he eventually tipped 40 tokens for my "bouncing tits flash," and then tipped 100 tokens for a video (that I had to send him later via Dropbox, since I don't have it up on MFC Share).
Miss_ShaSha
01-19-2022, 01:29 PM
When you sit for 4 hrs straight at $0: EVERY FUCKING THING THEY TYPE!!!
Genoveve
01-19-2022, 02:11 PM
Dude: Omg wooow
Dude: You Looks amazing
Dude: I have birthday today babe
Dude: I‘m 24 years old
Me: no one cares about your birthday when you're a grown up
Dude: Thanks babe
Then someone took me exclu.
looklovely
01-19-2022, 03:39 PM
bustit24 (invisible)can you twerk?
ME YES
bustit24 (invisible)can u do a quick twerk to jus see before the gold show
bustit24 has logged off (reason: user was booted by model)
emkato
01-20-2022, 01:25 PM
This guy came in my chat room a little bit prior to this interaction and told me he was deaf, I know some sign language so we bonded over that for a short while. I had a feeling I could convert him into a spender which is why I was so patient with him but turns out I was wrong. Go figure.
Rxlopez1: Welcome back . You ok if I just watch you??
Me: sure, if you tip :) room tax
Rxlopez1: I know I don't have card that why
Me: even if its just a couple gold, it is appreciated
Rxlopez1: I guess I have to go. Sorry.
Me: ok
Me: add your card and tip me a couple dollars :)
Rxlopez1: I don't even have own card. I don't fuck w card.
Me: you have to have a card to even join this site , love
Rxlopez1: I used chime lol but I ain't even use this either
Me: oh ok well this is a pay to play site. i do enjoy conversation but I need to be paid for my time.
Rxlopez1: Alright true.
Me: men pay for my companionship
Rxlopez1: Ok. That why I clicked your heart so I will try contract you later
Me: ok :) sounds good
Rxlopez1: Hope I can teach you some sign :) like dirty talk ha
Me: see, that would be fun!
Rxlopez1: Can you say dick in sign ha??
You have blocked Rxlopez1.
ravenskyy
01-20-2022, 02:34 PM
sexyboy668023- Hi sexy
sexyboy668023- I wanna have very sweaty n very stinky sex with u all night n in every positions
Eww
Sugarsteepdoll
01-20-2022, 03:08 PM
sexyboy668023- Hi sexy
sexyboy668023- I wanna have very sweaty n very stinky sex with u all night n in every positions
Eww
Nothing better than trying to imagine what these dudes smell like. :'(:'(:'(
Cutie101
01-21-2022, 12:45 AM
Imbecile: I love dominant women
Me: Ok how can you serve?
Imbecile: I want to eat your pussy
Girl Anachronism
01-21-2022, 02:24 AM
"how big are your boobs"
-DD
"other size?"
-what do you mean other size...
"the number"
-oh...... 34 DD
"wow that is such big size"
-you do know that number is the measurement around my body and has nothing to do with the size of my actual boobs?
"what do u mean. 34 is big"
-nevermind
Miss_ShaSha
01-21-2022, 04:55 AM
Loneace6869 your head for 5 days at one time
"what are you trying to say?"
Loneace6869 four or five dudes at one time
You have blocked Loneace6869
ravenskyy
01-21-2022, 10:57 AM
Kiddo-Put that ass to work baby
Kiddo- Face down ass up
He stayed a whole 60 seconds. lmao
MissAdriana
01-21-2022, 11:20 AM
sexyboy668023- Hi sexy
sexyboy668023- I wanna have very sweaty n very stinky sex with u all night n in every positions
Eww
LOLLL give me stink bb
~Carmen~
01-21-2022, 07:53 PM
Hey, someone talked to me!
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bobsandvangene
01-21-2022, 08:05 PM
Tonight was infuriating in the sense that I kept having so many clients announce that they were “just passing through” and not after a session. Like. Just fuck off at that point, thanks. I told one of my regulars that he was welcome to stay in freechat and tip and he said “I thought we were friends”
Like dude. I’m friendly towards you because you pay me. Stop paying me and you’re in the bin. He then proceeded to ask for a sexy story and I told him that would be 25 gold and he got insulted again LOL
FloridaSunDoll
01-22-2022, 08:24 AM
Collegeidiot: will u be on tonight? I want to do a show later
Me: yep come back later then
Collegeidiot: ok I can’t wait
*proceeds to stay in my room for another 15 mid talking up a storm*
Me: why don’t you use my gold menu or spin my wheel now to get us all worked up for later
Collegeidiot: I can’t I’m in the car
Me: that doesn’t bother me. You’ve clearly all this time to chat. You clearly have time for a tease
Collegeidiot: but that’s no fun for me
Me: it’s fun for me *staring directly into the cam*
Collegeidiot: *leaves*
*Collegeidiot is the first one to enter my room when I come back online a few hours later*
Me: oh good are you ready to get started?
Collegeidiot: yes *and starts talking up a storm again*
Me: * starts a gold show thinking this will determine if he’s just cheap or broke broke*
Collegeidiot: *after sitting in my room doing nothing but talking about what he WANTS to do and now being pressured by me to do ANYTHING* but I don’t want to wait 15 minutes :(
Me: *blocks collegeidiot* I shoulda known the minute I saw the word “college” in his user name but I was having too much fun calling his bluffs
Also, what’s with the guys that sit and lurk for a bit and then when you ask what they’re into or what they wanna do their response is “anything”…..because I NEVER am able to convert those fuckers. Like, by saying you’re into “anything” you mean you’re happy to just sit in my room and have zero engagement and not pay a dime…then bye. When I get those guys intend to just kick them immediately. My patience for lurkers is very short
Marina Starr
01-22-2022, 08:54 AM
I would block just by him not using question mark when asking a question but I'm a rude and intolerant bitch, lmao.
Secondly, what the fuck do these fools expect you to say when they ask these type of questions? They just want attention. If you say no, they leave. Yes, they leave. A lot of times they'll immediately leave before you can even respond, loool.
Hey, someone talked to me!
56508
Genoveve
01-22-2022, 01:31 PM
KenOnlyBlockedByBitches has logged on
KenOnlyBlockedByBitches has been blocked
You have blocked KenOnlyBlockedByBitches.
kamiliam
01-22-2022, 02:02 PM
KenOnlyBlockedByBitches has logged on
KenOnlyBlockedByBitches has been blocked
You have blocked KenOnlyBlockedByBitches.
i've never actually blocked him but he has gone from loving me to hating me multiple times throughout my time on SM. the issues he must carry
looklovely
01-22-2022, 02:34 PM
jayJayM (invisible)hey
To jayJayMWhat are you in the mood for?
jayJayM (invisible)hmm just looking around atm
jayJayM has logged off (reason: user was booted by model)
Genoveve
01-23-2022, 01:08 PM
i've never actually blocked him but he has gone from loving me to hating me multiple times throughout my time on SM. the issues he must carry
Precisely why I blocked him. Such a username to me is highly indicative of some serious issues with women, attachment and boundaries. Not someone I feel like dealing with, plus I think it's funny that he thinks such a username is going to make women way less likely to block him. Like he thinks a woman is really going to be triggered by a man thinking she's a bitch to where she will want to avoid it at all costs, so it tickled me to spite him. This ain't 1954 bro.
Also I am a total bitch and I love that about myself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUmFdTHTD8M
Vlodina
01-24-2022, 05:16 AM
Not exactly stupid, but was definitely confusing and also funny. Some gems from my last private, I think he was having autocorrect problems among other issues:
"Raptor Lego around it"
"let me see the car for a little bit"
"let me see the cops a little bit show the show the show my cock"
Cutie101
01-24-2022, 05:28 AM
Not exactly stupid, but was definitely confusing and also funny. Some gems from my last private, I think he was having autocorrect problems among other issues:
"Raptor Lego around it"
"let me see the car for a little bit"
"let me see the cops a little bit show the show the show my cock"
ABahahahahahahaha! Omg I needed this hahahahaha!
nattyfetish
01-24-2022, 06:27 AM
Not exactly stupid, but was definitely confusing and also funny. Some gems from my last private, I think he was having autocorrect problems among other issues:
"Raptor Lego around it"
"let me see the car for a little bit"
"let me see the cops a little bit show the show the show my cock"
Vlodina, how did you not laugh your ass off that private ? lol
Vlodina
01-24-2022, 06:43 AM
Vlodina, how did you not laugh your ass off that private ? lol
Oh, I'm quite good at holding it together. But there may have been some extra smiles. Mostly was trying to understand wtf he wanted and deliver for 25 minutes! On top of the autocorrect fails, I think English also wasn't his first language. Plus, I sat staring at the cam for the first 5 min until he even typed something. It transpired that he thought I'd be able to hear him even with no mic shared.
gbjenna
01-24-2022, 10:58 AM
I signed up on AW again to give it one final chance. It’s extremely clear on my profile that I am not doing meets.
Email from an escort client with a shit tonne of timewaster and no show feedback:
Him: Are you sure you’re not meeting Jenna? I’d love to be your first…
Me: I don’t even think you’re sure if you’re meeting going by that feedback, never mind whether I’m sure!
Him: “but I’ve been there and done it! Not like you, hiding behind a camera…..fucking Dick Dodger! Fuck off!
‘Dick Dodger’ cracked me up lmaooo
CatBBW
01-24-2022, 11:22 AM
I signed up on AW again to give it one final chance. It’s extremely clear on my profile that I am not doing meets.
Email from an escort client with a shit tonne of timewaster and no show feedback:
Him: Are you sure you’re not meeting Jenna? I’d love to be your first…
Me: I don’t even think you’re sure if you’re meeting going by that feedback, never mind whether I’m sure!
Him: “but I’ve been there and done it! Not like you, hiding behind a camera…..fucking Dick Dodger! Fuck off!
‘Dick Dodger’ cracked me up lmaooo
LMAO genuinely never heard that one before!! ;D
gbjenna
01-24-2022, 01:49 PM
LMAO genuinely never heard that one before!! ;D
I really don’t have high expectations of my feelings for AW changing tbh but that alone has made it worthwhile signing back up hahahaha
Ironic of him to call me a dick dodger with all his TW/no show feedback though. Personally I’d say it makes him a pussy dodger