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ravenskyy
01-24-2022, 02:35 PM
littlemark- I want you to be my stepson, catch me jerking off to gay porn and straighten me out

lol what???

emkato
01-25-2022, 11:37 AM
joeycape123: Hi miss, i need your tits slowly rub my face and in my mouth to feel safe,

Me: wow you had that copied and ready to paste, huh?

joeycape123 has logged off (reason: user was booted by model)


edit: he posted this the second he entered my chat. dead giveaway that he makes his rounds pasting this in as many models chats as he can. cringe.

freyasnecklace
01-25-2022, 01:50 PM
joeycape123: Hi miss, i need your tits slowly rub my face and in my mouth to feel safe,

Me: wow you had that copied and ready to paste, huh?

joeycape123 has logged off (reason: user was booted by model)


edit: he posted this the second he entered my chat. dead giveaway that he makes his rounds pasting this in as many models chats as he can. cringe.

Gross. “I want to fuck my mom.” Stupid ass pervs

emkato
01-25-2022, 02:20 PM
Ttal: hiii
Ttal: just sent gold
me: No you didn't, why even bother lying?
Ttal: lol i tried

You have blocked Ttal.

looklovely
01-25-2022, 03:22 PM
I have dust allergies, I sneeze often...And instead of "Bless you" it's Covid-19?

To Joey6969123 What are you in the mood for? ��

ME: *SNEEZES*

Joey6969123 Corona virus ��

ME: You're in the mood for Corona Virus?

Joey6969123 You sneeze monster

Joey6969123 has logged off (reason: user left)

Genoveve
01-25-2022, 04:21 PM
rocky has logged on
rocky: hi
rocky: oh
rocky: you are a cunt
rocky: forgive me for bthin you cunt head
To rocky: crybaby
rocky: yur tits har fake
rocky has logged off

He was upset because I was ignoring him. Must suck to be so sensitive.

~Carmen~
01-25-2022, 05:44 PM
I have dust allergies, I sneeze often...And instead of "Bless you" it's Covid-19?

To Joey6969123 What are you in the mood for? ��

ME: *SNEEZES*

Joey6969123 Corona virus ��

ME: You're in the mood for Corona Virus?

Joey6969123 You sneeze monster

Joey6969123 has logged off (reason: user left)

Heaven forbid you cough and sneeze and be human. lol

freyasnecklace
01-25-2022, 07:32 PM
Alex02Why you are 30 year old

MissAdriana
01-26-2022, 12:03 PM
joeycape123: Hi miss, i need your tits slowly rub my face and in my mouth to feel safe,

Me: wow you had that copied and ready to paste, huh?

joeycape123 has logged off (reason: user was booted by model)


edit: he posted this the second he entered my chat. dead giveaway that he makes his rounds pasting this in as many models chats as he can. cringe.

Yes I ban anyone who acts like a bot

Vlodina
01-26-2022, 05:05 PM
When guys tip one gold and vibe vibrates on low setting for 3 seconds.
"are you wet now bb?"

FloridaSunDoll
01-26-2022, 08:12 PM
In succession I have the following enter my chat:

1234 has logged on
1234_1 has logged on
1234_2 has logged on

Me: yeah no not dealing with whatever bullshit this is about to be. Blocked and reported all 3. oh boy. The end of the month is always a little extra when it comes to the attempted scams and beggers..

~Carmen~
01-26-2022, 10:45 PM
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anonamiss
01-27-2022, 01:50 AM
i wasn't sure where else to post this but just wanted to rant for a minute about this utter stupidity i dealt with tonight.

i have an old regular (i.e. a guy who used to spend tons on SM, but barely comes around anymore but still keeps in touch) who has been talking about doing a skype show with me forever. we chat via twitter DM. over a year ago i told him about my indie payment processor, and to let me know when he'd be interested. at the time we had never discussed rates or any details yet. lately he's been hitting up my inbox talking about doing a show soon but being incredibly vague so i'm just like, great, just let me know when you're free.

he comes into my SM room tonight, joins a gold show, then says "any chance we can play after? wink" so i was like "yeah finally!" so i finish the gold show, log out, hop over to twitter DMs, and we start talking.

long story short, i tell him i'll add him on skype as soon as i get payment and ask how long he wants to go for, then awkwardness ensues. he writes "oh i don't know how long what i sent would cover. we never discussed that." so i said, "wait what do you mean "what you sent"? i don't see anything."

so i search for him on my indie site transactions and lo and behold find a $100 tip from A YEAR AGO... it was literally a "happy new years" tip, which is what i took it as because we never discussed otherwise. he basically was like "oh yeah that was prepayment for a show, i can't afford more right now"

like WHAT?! dude what the hell, your random tip from one year ago was just that. a TIP. and you've been talking me up for over a year thinking that tip was going to get you a skype show? omg.

so i had to be like "um no i'm super sorry but this whole time i was expecting you to actually pay for your show."

i still like the guy so i offered him a slight discount if we ever do a show in the future, but he's broke as shit these days so it probably will never happen lol. what a waste of a half hour, and now i'm totally not in the mood to get back on sm >_<

minibagel
01-27-2022, 10:45 AM
^^^not entirely the same, but reminds me of a guy from MFC who once sent me tokens to purchase a lingerie set from VS, many moons ago, around christmas 2014. i sent him pictures and we have done shows wearing it.

still to this day, 7 years later, he will occasionally text me "hey, wanna send some pics in that set?"... as if i should be giving him a free lifetime supply of content.

he still buys indie shows here and there, he even respects my new rates/pays without complaint, so i don't wanna tell him to F off about the old ass underwear lol. i just politely remind him i have already sent pics, or suggest that he can BUY brand new pics or even brand new lingerie. he never does. i dunno why the heck is so hung up on that one set. :confused:

Genoveve
01-27-2022, 10:50 AM
^^^I would be like ‘bro that set disintegrated 3 years ago.’

freyasnecklace
01-27-2022, 01:48 PM
^^^I would be like ‘bro that set disintegrated 3 years ago.’

Ahhhahahahahaha I snorted and died. I have a story in the same vein. Sorta. I have a regular who loves any bikini like outfit, but he gets shows a few times a week and wants new outfits every time. I told him I’ve worn them all in every possible combination— he was floored I don’t buy new clothes every week. Dude definitely remembers each outfit, too. Crazy.

Genoveve
01-27-2022, 03:32 PM
Ahhhahahahahaha I snorted and died. I have a story in the same vein. Sorta. I have a regular who loves any bikini like outfit, but he gets shows a few times a week and wants new outfits every time. I told him I’ve worn them all in every possible combination— he was floored I don’t buy new clothes every week. Dude definitely remembers each outfit, too. Crazy.

I have lots of these, I get tons of clothing/outfit guys and lots of times I have to tell them that no I don't have anything new. I also have guys who remember outfits I had ten years ago that they still rave about. Men are very consistent.

TheBrownFox
01-27-2022, 05:54 PM
These token site men who ask "How much?," knowing damn well their ass (already stingy af with their tokens) is not about to tip me 2,223 tokens for my panties in the mail. They're not used to seeing models charging that much for panties. They're used to seeing amounts like $20...or 400 tokens. And then you tell them they should follow you on Twitter, because on Twitter is where you can freely talk to them about how using the "Make it rain" feature on ManyVids (due to the higher percentage for models) will knock the price down. But instead they say shit like "I don't have Twitter." *Facepalm* Well then take a minute to fucking sign up on Twitter then, or use your brain to look me up on other sites, or pay me RIGHT HERE (on the platform we're currently on) and just pay more out of your pocket. DUH.

freyasnecklace
01-28-2022, 09:36 AM
Anytime someone on Skype asks if I’m available when I put “OFFLINE “ with a big red circle/slash emoji as my status.

MsJess
01-28-2022, 11:57 AM
broke ass loser sends me a private message and 6 gold - "Six gold for you to send me a story of how you will kick me in the balls and what stockings you would wear and how you will do it :)"
LMAO

~Carmen~
01-28-2022, 07:44 PM
56543

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pippapippa
01-28-2022, 08:27 PM
“It’s not the most traditionally sexy body, but I still think it’s sexy”

“You don’t have the biggest dick, but I still think it’s sexy.”

This man clearly went to the red pill/MRA school of negging.


Edited: I had someone jerk off to my hairline for 10 mins in exclusive tonight. Nothing can make me feel bad about myself right now, lollll.

ravenskyy
01-29-2022, 01:00 AM
Daddyiam69-I want to see your asshole wink
Daddyiam69-Fart too

lol

anthony-im taking you private ur gonna tell me what to do n im gonn listen to ehwtever u say

Me-Sure, sounds good. Let's do it.


anthony has logged off (reason: user left)

Lmfao

~Carmen~
01-29-2022, 02:48 AM
Daddyiam69-I want to see your asshole wink
Daddyiam69-Fart too

lol

anthony-im taking you private ur gonna tell me what to do n im gonn listen to ehwtever u say

Me-Sure, sounds good. Let's do it.


anthony has logged off (reason: user left)

Lmfao

I often wonder what guys like that are like on dates. They probably get walked out on every time. lol

looklovely
01-29-2022, 02:48 PM
To DaddyWantsYou What are you in the mood for? ��
DaddyWantsYou I have a crazy fetish.. of dominating a dom
To DaddyWantsYo uYes, we can do that. ��
To DaddyWantsYou but I doubt you'll go to exclsuive
DaddyWantsYou Why do you doubt that?

To DaddyWantsYou are you ready?
DaddyWantsYou has logged off (reason: user left)

looklovely
01-29-2022, 04:43 PM
I hate these type of guys. He sat for minutes...I wanted to kick, but thought I'd get lucky.

DPHolmes (invisible)Hey there
To DPHolmesHow are you, hun? What are you in the mood for? ��
DPHolmes (invisible)You wear the best panties
To DPHolmesThank you, sir! :-D
DPHolmes (invisible)I love a good panty tease show
To DPHolmesYes, we can do that. ��
To DPHolmesAre you there?
DPHolmes (invisible)Sorry, looking at your pics. Do you have white silky panties
To DPHolmesYES! ��
To DPHolmesyou asked before and left
To DPHolmesDec 28, 2021 DPHolmes (invisible)White satin full coverage panties?
DPHolmes (invisible)Oh jeez…hmm. Sorry
To DPHolmesWant to join me in exclusive?
DPHolmes has logged off (reason: user left)

FloridaSunDoll
01-30-2022, 09:58 AM
I was doing a gold show last night and was using a different angle than I typically do for the countdown and had a room full of guys going crazy about it:
Me: If you guys like this angle so much and want me to keep it this way then don’t sit there in silence. Buzz my vibe or else I’ll just love it back.
Mostly everyone in the room: *tips and begs me not to move it*
1 idiot regular: “personally I don’t like the angle. It makes you look bigger and it’s not flattering”
Me: *proceeds to leave the angle like that even longer than I actually planned to because im stubborn as a bull. I’m not going to let one mf who thinks he can call me fat and expect me to jump through hoops to make him happier when he’s not even the highest tipper or anything*

XSelinex
01-30-2022, 10:06 AM
Super logical, dude come on porn site to make friends with models lol, but oops he don't pay to make friends, I'm wondering what makes he feels himself so precious lol.
Forgive me. I didn't mean to disrespect you.
Jan 29
You can will know me in pvt or excl as other men do.
6:28 pm
I don't pay to have friends.

gorgeousbbw
01-30-2022, 03:41 PM
Takes me private on SM
"Let's go BB"

they really think want us to start before their free 30 seconds are up and I will never lol
blocked. Let's go BB makes me wanna scream.

looklovely
01-31-2022, 03:30 PM
Super logical, dude come on porn site to make friends with models lol, but oops he don't pay to make friends, I'm wondering what makes he feels himself so precious lol.
Forgive me. I didn't mean to disrespect you.
Jan 29
You can will know me in pvt or excl as other men do.
6:28 pm
I don't pay to have friends.

I HATE these types...Go to a dating site or social media.

looklovely
01-31-2022, 03:31 PM
I like how they get scared and run away. NOTES BABY!
Bender has logged on

To BenderAdd a new note... Jan 02, 2022 n Oct 07, 2021 What is CBT? Oct 05, 2021 my wife wants a bigger dick so she can fuck doggy style, should I encourage it?my 3.5 inches can’t please her doggy style Apr 24, 2021 n Jul 23, 2020 Bender

To BenderYou keep ditching me. In and out. No tip or private.

Bender has logged off (reason: user left)

whirlerz
01-31-2022, 03:59 PM
"would you rather have a ___ dick or a ___ ___dick"?

Me: "I'd rather have my foot up your ASS".

Then, he asked me again, told him I'd already answer that..

Then I put I about anal, I'm taking it off, cause of the disgusting bs I'm hearing, I wish they'd let us have the room comments again! >:(

freyasnecklace
01-31-2022, 10:16 PM
Today some perv started off with sissy, then wanted step mom, then wanted pony dress up fetish, then switched to straight up incest/bestiality/ and age play in one damn sentence 20 minutes into our session. Wtf?! Blocked and reported. Nasty ass people.

Cutie101
01-31-2022, 11:07 PM
Today some perv started off with sissy, then wanted step mom, then wanted pony dress up fetish, then switched to straight up incest/bestiality/ and age play in one damn sentence 20 minutes into our session. Wtf?! Blocked and reported. Nasty ass people.

Idk why I did picture the toilet paper hoarders, when the pandemic started. Sounds as desperate, with those new rules LMAOO:)))

TheBrownFox
02-01-2022, 01:40 AM
Today some perv started off with sissy, then wanted step mom, then wanted pony dress up fetish, then switched to straight up incest/bestiality/ and age play in one damn sentence 20 minutes into our session. Wtf?! Blocked and reported. Nasty ass people.


First, what a sick bastard! Second, I cannot stand these kind of guys that tell you to do this, and then five seconds later do this...then this...then this. I did a Skype show earlier tonight where I actually had to tell the guy "Alright, man. You doing a little too much." Lol! I really be wanting to tell some of these men to shut the fuck up, and just jerk that lil' Halloween fun-sized Snickers dick so they can cum and leave me the fuck alone. LMAO.

Genoveve
02-01-2022, 03:11 PM
Takes me private on SM
"Let's go BB"

they really think want us to start before their free 30 seconds are up and I will never lol
blocked. Let's go BB makes me wanna scream.

I'm always like "......go where?"

Genoveve
02-01-2022, 03:19 PM
moron: do u ever want a friend to kill time with
moron has been blocked
You have blocked moron.

ravenskyy
02-01-2022, 03:31 PM
DDAKOR- Hey pretty girl.
Me- Hi, How are you?
DDAKOR- I’m well thank you .
DDAKOR- Jesus loves you .
Me- Well isn't that nice, good for him. Too bad the feeling isn't mutual. Hail Satan!
*Blocked*

TheBrownFox
02-01-2022, 10:39 PM
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He didn't say anything annoying, but I find this funny as fuck. This is another Stripchat asshole who took me into a 30 seconds or so private show. Only this time I have it set to where I still get paid for that block amount of time. He's gonna be mad as hell when he realizes he still got charged. LMAO. That's wtf you get for wasting my time, asshole. Thanks for helping get me to payout, Doug! ;D

FloridaSunDoll
02-02-2022, 01:11 AM
VileIdiot(I made that up lol): I want to tell you what I’m in the mood for but I’m afraid of what you’ll think
Me: as long as it’s not illegal or against the site rules idc. I’m not easily offended, I’ve probably heard it before.
VileIdiot: maybe I can send it to your inbox then
Me: same rules apply there. If it’s that bad maybe don’t say it at all.
VileIdiot: *proceeds to inbox me something vile that was clearly heading in a C.P. Direction*
VileIdiot: are you into that?
Me: I’m more into watching you get the shit beat out of you by a gang in prison. I’d really enjoy that.
Blocked and reported. Fucking disgusting. I had to walk away. I refuse to let him get any enjoyment out of seeing me disturbed.

It’s time like that I really hope reporting on SM actually does something. I’m not sure if they really look into it but I hope so

Vlodina
02-02-2022, 04:21 AM
"Are you the type of girl that kicks off her shoes and dances barefoot at the club?"

Yup, I love dancing on vomit and broken glass.

Vlodina
02-02-2022, 05:57 AM
Luv2satisfy (invisible) For the rub panties in gold menu
Luv2satisfy (invisible) Will you be legs spread on cam?
Luv2satisfy (invisible) Rub clit ?
Luv2satisfy (invisible) For a couple of minutes?
Luv2satisfy (invisible) Just asking, its in ur gold menu ?

Aye sure, mate. All for $12.

Miss_ShaSha
02-02-2022, 07:27 AM
3 hrs, $46, and 30 min without a hello:

PJEscobar Hello just wanted to stop by and say your feet are so mouthwatering and they get my big cock so hard and wet. I wish I could buy but I’m a broke college student, that’s all I wanted to say

TheBrownFox
02-02-2022, 09:28 AM
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He didn't say anything annoying, but I find this funny as fuck. This is another Stripchat asshole who took me into a 30 seconds or so private show. Only this time I have it set to where I still get paid for that block amount of time. He's gonna be mad as hell when he realizes he still got charged. LMAO. That's wtf you get for wasting my time, asshole. Thanks for helping get me to payout, Doug! ;D


Awww, he apologized.

56563

emkato
02-02-2022, 11:42 AM
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He didn't say anything annoying, but I find this funny as fuck. This is another Stripchat asshole who took me into a 30 seconds or so private show. Only this time I have it set to where I still get paid for that block amount of time. He's gonna be mad as hell when he realizes he still got charged. LMAO. That's wtf you get for wasting my time, asshole. Thanks for helping get me to payout, Doug! ;D

how does that work on stripchat? you can choose when you start getting paid? Sorry I have never used the site and have thought about joining so I am curious lol

SuperPookie
02-02-2022, 03:08 PM
^^ SkyPrivate has that option to. Why anyone would choose anything but getting paid right away I don't get but the option is there.

TheBrownFox
02-03-2022, 01:23 AM
how does that work on stripchat? you can choose when you start getting paid? Sorry I have never used the site and have thought about joining so I am curious lol

No, you choose your rate and what you want the minimum duration of the show to be. That way, if you get some asshole who takes you private but bails within a minute, you'll still get paid for that minimum amount of time you set. In this case, I still got paid the 450 tokens even though the guy left in like a minute or less. See my screenshots that show how this feature looks on Stripchat:


56578 56579

When I mentioned payout in my other post, I was referring to getting my daily pay from Boleyn Models' daily pay service (Have to have earned at least $20 for them to send payment).

emkato
02-03-2022, 01:17 PM
Sexyzinoes: I’d fuck u so good
Sexyzinoes: Ur sexy im sexy
Sexyzinoes: Age?
Sexyzinoes: Im 26
Sexyzinoes: Add my insxtgram bby

Sexyzinoes has logged off (reason: user left)


good luck trying to get cam models on a pay to play site to talk to your crusty as for free on Instagram. fucking idiot.

Vlodina
02-03-2022, 05:04 PM
twat: Would you be interested in doing a exclusive show where I have full control of your vibe in your ass
me: I'm not allowed to do that plus I don't do anal
twat: why not?

pippapippa
02-04-2022, 08:24 PM
“Are you up for some role play in exc? You’re a horny chubby accountant and I’m the client”

“Not really a big fan of being called chubby, particularly when so many customers I see are far bigger than me, so no”
“Damn! Sorry…that was auto correct”
“Suuuuuure, what’d you mean to say?”
“Ha! Cute!”


*Could I possibly role my eyes any harder?*