View Full Version : STUPID annoying shit I've heard on cam....
TheBrownFox
02-05-2022, 12:49 AM
twat: Would you be interested in doing a exclusive show where I have full control of your vibe in your ass
me: I'm not allowed to do that plus I don't do anal
twat: why not?
Because there's no rule saying that ALL cam models have to do the same thing, fucking asshole! These men...ugh.
Also annoyed with these men questioning why I don't have a tip vibe. Because I don't want one of those fucking things...that's why. Regular vibrators for me. Don't like it? Oh well. Tons of other models' rooms you can go to for that.
Vlodina
02-05-2022, 04:08 AM
"Hello mistress have you ever punctured a football before or confiscated a football before mistress"
FloridaSunDoll
02-05-2022, 09:25 AM
"Hello mistress have you ever punctured a football before or confiscated a football before mistress"
Lol o don’t know why but it made me picture you role playing as a sexy ref
FloridaSunDoll
02-05-2022, 09:29 AM
Fool: “can you make yourself cum without touching yourself?”
Me: “yes I have my vibe in and here’s the levels to make me cum”
Fool: “no I mean like can a picture make you cum just buy looking at it?”
Me:……….”how old are you?”
User left
Yikes. I either had a kid in my room or the sex education for this poor man failed him
whirlerz
02-05-2022, 09:32 AM
Can you shove a remote in you?
Wuttt TF:O
FloridaSunDoll
02-05-2022, 09:49 AM
Can you shove a remote in you?
Wuttt TF:O
They always have to take it to the next level. When dildos no longer do it for them they get creative lol of course whoever asked probably doesn’t think how unsanitary it would be to fuck a remote but I sure as hell don’t want an infection lol they are either blinded by horniness or dumb as door knobs
FloridaSunDoll
02-05-2022, 09:57 AM
^ reminds me of a guy last night that wanted me to fuck a stiletto (a request I’ve had before). And I told him that sounds unsanitary and not enjoyable so no. So he asked “well what can you do with them then?” My response: “I can wear them.” lol cracked me up
TheBrownFox
02-05-2022, 10:10 AM
56589
Funny that you think I'm even gonna get up to show you anything for 1 token, cheap bastard.
FloridaSunDoll
02-05-2022, 08:48 PM
User has logged on
User: how big do you like them?
Me: anything over 100G definitely.
User: ??
Me: I don’t know what “them” are so I assume you meant tips
User: ur boobs
Me: oh my boobs? I like them as big as they are they’re perfect
User: no. I saw your bi. How big do you like other girls boobs?
Me: wtf? You really thought I was going to understand what you were asking with zero context? Damn that was completely out of know where
looklovely
02-06-2022, 01:46 PM
Zeid (invisible)Interested in weekly payments in C.ash app?
To Zeidno against rules
userid=101142141
ggminx
02-06-2022, 02:27 PM
BigE (invisible)He a bitch lol
BigEWell no women or bitch will ever control me so fuck you
BigEFuck doms
***trying not to die laughing***
Miss_ShaSha
02-06-2022, 02:56 PM
Tonka12 (invisible) hi baby how are you doing
"I'm well, thanks."
Tonka12 (invisible) where are you from
"Earth"
Tonka12 (invisible) from where
Silence...
freyasnecklace
02-06-2022, 03:25 PM
^ reminds me of a guy last night that wanted me to fuck a stiletto (a request I’ve had before). And I told him that sounds unsanitary and not enjoyable so no. So he asked “well what can you do with them then?” My response: “I can wear them.” lol cracked me up
Wtffff. Maybe RP fucking HIM with them. Like that ONE scene from lovecraft country
looklovely
02-06-2022, 03:26 PM
Tonka12 (invisible) hi baby how are you doing
"I'm well, thanks."
Tonka12 (invisible) where are you from
"Earth"
Tonka12 (invisible) from where
Silence...
If that's one of the first questions in my room...I just assume no $ from the "meet up" guys. My patience is low, since it's irrelevant.
ggminx
02-06-2022, 03:44 PM
Tonka12 (invisible) hi baby how are you doing
"I'm well, thanks."
Tonka12 (invisible) where are you from
"Earth"
Tonka12 (invisible) from where
Silence...
hahahhahaha...love it! i love telling them "dreams or nightmares, your choice!"
SuperPookie
02-06-2022, 03:50 PM
^ reminds me of a guy last night that wanted me to fuck a stiletto (a request I’ve had before). And I told him that sounds unsanitary and not enjoyable so no. So he asked “well what can you do with them then?” My response: “I can wear them.” lol cracked me up
I had some a-hole today want me to fuck my large metal bedpost. Said a-hole is now blocked.
MsJess
02-06-2022, 04:20 PM
FranyerjQuiero ver tu totona
To Franyerjn privado
FranyerjQue puedo ver yo pahe para ver algo rico
FranyerjMamamer huevo
FranyerjMamamer el guevo
basically a jerk ugh ewwwww
Violethollywood
02-06-2022, 05:05 PM
i get so pissed whenever a customer tells me they were chatting with another host-- OH! you mean spending your fucking money on another bitch? It pisses me off. like idgaf that you were talking to another host asshole, all i hear is the money that should have been MINE was spent on someone else. Like go fuck yourself UGH!
SuperPookie
02-06-2022, 05:37 PM
Zeid (invisible)Interested in weekly payments in C.ash app?
To Zeidno against rules
userid=101142141
I got him to & blocked & reported him. I'm so nervous that if a guy types stuff like that I'm getting in trouble.
Miss_ShaSha
02-07-2022, 10:40 AM
hahahhahaha...love it! i love telling them "dreams or nightmares, your choice!"
OMFG I just died lololll. I'm gonna use that and see what they say :D Brilliant.
ggminx
02-07-2022, 10:54 AM
this is effing great...i'm still dying laughing
when going into paid, i wait until the sub addresses me first before speaking...
...waits almost an entire minute...I'm thinking he's typing out his long ass fantasy description...
Sergio has logged on
Sergio (invisible):D :D
Sergio (invisible)I'm broke :(
Sergio has logged off (reason: user left)
emkato
02-07-2022, 11:32 AM
Azzleglover: U r hot can I see sexy legs plz
Azzleglover: Can I see sexy legs plz
Azzleglover: Can I see ya sexy legs plz u r hot
Me: I'm ignoring you for a reason. take the hint.
You have blocked Azzleglover.
looklovely
02-07-2022, 02:01 PM
I got him to & blocked & reported him. I'm so nervous that if a guy types stuff like that I'm getting in trouble.
He came in twice within 30-minutes. I told him I'm reporting you and it's against the rules. He just sat there ignoring it. I hate those guys...Just pay there.
whirlerz
02-07-2022, 02:28 PM
Tonka12 (invisible) hi baby how are you doing
"I'm well, thanks."
Tonka12 (invisible) where are you from
"Earth"
Tonka12 (invisible) from where
Silence...
OMG, thank you!
I am totally using that, I so hate that ? !
I usually say, I'm from my parents!
SuperPookie
02-07-2022, 02:50 PM
Guys try so hard for free roleplay smh.
"Hey, hope you're good! I'm a journalist at MEL Magazine, working on a fun story today about what sex workers do with the photos of the dicks that they receive for rating? I wondered if you'd be up for answering a couple of short questions for my piece? I'll send them here just in case – you can also get me on brit(dot)dawson(at)melindustries(dot)com if you prefer!
How many dick pics do you tend to receive a day? What makes a good dick pic?
What do you do with them after you receive them? Do you save them to rate them? Reply in DM then never look at them again? Do you have any funny anecdotes of discovering one of these dick pics in your camera roll or DMs at a bad/inconvenient time?
What about unsolicited dick pics that you receive not for rating? How do you respond to these, if at all?
How (if at all) do men tend to respond to their ratings?"
Sugarsteepdoll
02-07-2022, 02:56 PM
gst2325hi baby
gst2325lets fuck
gst2325300 gold ok
To Allok
gst2325im a middle eastern sultan
To Allcool
gst2325lets see some titty before i pluck down my rubles
To Alllol
gst2325drop the top sweetheart
To Alldrop the gold
gst2325yes im the shah of iran
freyasnecklace
02-07-2022, 06:04 PM
Dude on SM asked for a camshow via instagram.
?!????!!
TheBrownFox
02-07-2022, 10:38 PM
56606
Someone else tipped me 50 tokens for an ass clap (which is my version of an ass flash...you get an ass clap with it), so that's what I did. This cheap fuck (with the annoyingly long screen name) saw my room goal #1 that says "343 tokens left until I get naked for 15 minutes with some ass clapping and tit bouncing," and he thought that's what the other guy's 50-token tip was for. 😂
This mable dude had a 193 balance...only tipped me 2 tokens...and was stupid enough to misunderstand the room goal. Not my problem if you lack reading comprehension.....
whirlerz
02-08-2022, 01:22 AM
Well, some idiot asked where I was from: Earth.
it gave me a chuckle. Love you, ShaSha.
Then he goes, "Stupid" = KICK.
Byee, done.
Marina Starr
02-08-2022, 05:08 AM
I instantly blocked when they ask for shows on Instagram, skype etc. I don't even say those names because SM do filter words and that could get me banned just for saying it!
How about the ones that say they'd rather give us all the money without the site taking some?
I'm so touched they have my best interest!
Dude on SM asked for a camshow via instagram.
?!????!!
minibagel
02-08-2022, 05:11 PM
56610
i remember someone mentioned this guy, the ski bro. just opened messenger to see this lovely msg. he also does c2c with me on the beach, walking around town, whatever vacation destination.
he’s always been tolerable until he started trying to meet me.
like, F this delusional showoff. and F all men who think they can meet me. congrats, you can ski down a blue square slope. level up and give me some real entertainment, big boy. like sword swallowing or fire eating. or contorting yourself into a pretzel so that you can’t press the “end show” button. SNORE.
Genoveve
02-08-2022, 05:18 PM
gst2325hi baby
gst2325lets fuck
gst2325300 gold ok
To Allok
gst2325im a middle eastern sultan
To Allcool
gst2325lets see some titty before i pluck down my rubles
To Alllol
gst2325drop the top sweetheart
To Alldrop the gold
gst2325yes im the shah of iran
LOL oh man I wish I had him. You can't be a sultan if a country isn't a sultanate, Iran hasn't had a shah since like 1980 and rubles are Russian.
CatBBW
02-08-2022, 06:08 PM
So, this happened on SM earlier...
Callum: Send ut
Callum: PM
ME (talking): Send... what? .... oh I see, you've sent something and want me to check my PMs? OK, will do once I've logged off, unless it's urgent, in which case, please send Gold and I will look immediately /smiles
Callum logs off. I check my PMs. Nothing. Not a word. Not even a dick pic.
~Carmen~
02-08-2022, 06:34 PM
So, this happened on SM earlier...
Callum: Send ut
Callum: PM
ME (talking): Send... what? .... oh I see, you've sent something and want me to check my PMs? OK, will do once I've logged off, unless it's urgent, in which case, please send Gold and I will look immediately /smiles
Callum logs off. I check my PMs. Nothing. Not a word. Not even a dick pic.
I blocked Callum long ago. He's a serial time waster.
CatBBW
02-08-2022, 06:37 PM
I blocked Callum long ago. He's a serial time waster.
Thanks, blocking him next time I see him. Just baffled he went to the bother of wasting his own time even pretending there's a PM from him /shrugs/ Takes all sorts, i guess.
Genoveve
02-08-2022, 06:42 PM
I blocked Callum long ago. He's a serial time waster.
^^What's funny is that when I read her post, I thought that the name Callum seemed familiar but I didn't think anything of it. I bet I blocked him too.
~Carmen~
02-09-2022, 05:03 PM
56613
freyasnecklace
02-09-2022, 05:19 PM
56610
i remember someone mentioned this guy, the ski bro. just opened messenger to see this lovely msg. he also does c2c with me on the beach, walking around town, whatever vacation destination.
he’s always been tolerable until he started trying to meet me.
like, F this delusional showoff. and F all men who think they can meet me. congrats, you can ski down a blue square slope. level up and give me some real entertainment, big boy. like sword swallowing or fire eating. or contorting yourself into a pretzel so that you can’t press the “end show” button. SNORE.
lol I’ve had him a bunch of times. He’s never said that garbage to me, but now I know to look out for it. I’m dead at your pretzel comment. I laughed so hard.
freyasnecklace
02-09-2022, 05:34 PM
56610
i remember someone mentioned this guy, the ski bro. just opened messenger to see this lovely msg. he also does c2c with me on the beach, walking around town, whatever vacation destination.
he’s always been tolerable until he started trying to meet me.
like, F this delusional showoff. and F all men who think they can meet me. congrats, you can ski down a blue square slope. level up and give me some real entertainment, big boy. like sword swallowing or fire eating. or contorting yourself into a pretzel so that you can’t press the “end show” button. SNORE.
lol I’ve had him a bunch of times. He’s never said that garbage to me, but now I know to look out for it. I’m dead at your pretzel comment. I laughed so hard.
Sugarsteepdoll
02-09-2022, 09:32 PM
AdamCan u fist yourself? (to which i said no)
AdamLame ass bitch
guess i better log off now, camming career over
TheBrownFox
02-09-2022, 11:30 PM
56615
These token site men have gotten straight up SPOILED by the 'toys in free chat/tip vibes in free chat' that they get to see in other models' rooms. So they come to my room whining "Awww" when I tell them that they need to go private if they want me to whip out that toy. Says right there on my profile that the vibrator is for PRIVATE. And no, it's not a "hard bargain." You're just a cheap bastard who's spoiled by what you get from other models' rooms. LOL. Tipped me a total of 8 tokens. Yeah, that won't get you anything but go towards the room goal, which y'all cheap bastards didn't even complete because you're tipping in increments of 1 token.
Meanwhile my dude on MyFreeCams completed my MFC goal #1, at least, because he kept buying my videos on MFCShare. I was able to make payout on that site because of him. On Stripchat? Nope, didn't make payout. Lol.
Cutie101
02-09-2022, 11:39 PM
56615
These token site men have gotten straight up SPOILED by the 'toys in free chat/tip vibes in free chat' that they get to see in other models' rooms. So they come to my room whining "Awww" when I tell them that they need to go private if they want me to whip out that toy. Says right there on my profile that the vibrator is for PRIVATE. And no, it's not a "hard bargain." You're just a cheap bastard who's spoiled by what you get from other models' rooms. LOL. Tipped me a total of 8 tokens. Yeah, that won't get you anything but go towards the room goal, which y'all cheap bastards didn't even complete because you're tipping in increments of 1 token.
Meanwhile my dude on MyFreeCams completed my MFC goal #1, at least, because he kept buying my videos on MFCShare. I was able to make payout on that site because of him. On Stripchat? Nope, didn't make payout. Lol.
It's been a month since i gave up on stripchat. I wasn't making more than $100 a month there.... in 7+ hours shifts. And those 1 token members were ridiculous.
Miss_ShaSha
02-10-2022, 06:37 AM
OMG, thank you!
I am totally using that, I so hate that ? !
I usually say, I'm from my parents!
haha :D
Miss_ShaSha
02-10-2022, 06:42 AM
56610
i remember someone mentioned this guy, the ski bro. just opened messenger to see this lovely msg. he also does c2c with me on the beach, walking around town, whatever vacation destination.
he’s always been tolerable until he started trying to meet me.
like, F this delusional showoff. and F all men who think they can meet me. congrats, you can ski down a blue square slope. level up and give me some real entertainment, big boy. like sword swallowing or fire eating. or contorting yourself into a pretzel so that you can’t press the “end show” button. SNORE.
hahahaaa that last bit...I can't lololll :D
freyasnecklace
02-10-2022, 02:08 PM
I have these subs that will just randomly message dumb shit like “I’m under your spell” etc. Always looking for me to trigger them with content. Bitch no. I just send them my link and they never do shit for weeks because they want “to only serve” me and expect needy lifestyle sub attention. Go on fetlife you dumb little sluts.
And then whenever some dude says “get creative” with their kink or dirty talk. Creative? I’m not writing a script for you. If you want me to say whatever I like, I’m going to be taking about Succession and snacks.
Cutie101
02-10-2022, 10:08 PM
Idiot 1 : Are you in USA
Me: why are you asking?
Idiot 1 : Music
(I was listening to Five Finger Death Punch)
Idiot2 has logged on
Idiot2: what makes you spoiled?
Idiot2: entitled to be spoiled?
Me: my whole existence
Idiot2:that's dumb. what's the real reason
Me: my whole existence
Idiot2 has logged off (reason: user left)
*Dumb questions get dumb answers, buddy *
Seductive_Brit
02-11-2022, 03:07 AM
Might seem basic but I'm pretty proud of myself for this one. Has raised my good mood even more.
To DrillDaddyG What brings you here today?
DrillDaddyG Loose this evening
DrillDaddyG Bored.
To DrillDaddyG Lol shall we go private and make things more exciting?
DrillDaddyG Persuade me
To DrillDaddyG I'm only attracted to masculine men who do the chasing hun
To DrillDaddyG If you don't want to grab a show just yet you are welcome to pick something from the menu or try your luck and spin the wheel :)
DrillDaddyG I only chase if it’s absolutely worth it
To DrillDaddyG If you can't see that it is then I'm not the one for you
To DrillDaddyG But good luck
DrillDaddyG has logged off (reason: user left)
emkato
02-11-2022, 05:19 AM
Might seem basic but I'm pretty proud of myself for this one. Has raised my good mood even more.
To DrillDaddyG What brings you here today?
DrillDaddyG Loose this evening ��
DrillDaddyG Bored.
To DrillDaddyG Lol shall we go private and make things more exciting?
DrillDaddyG Persuade me
To DrillDaddyG I'm only attracted to masculine men who do the chasing hun
To DrillDaddyG If you don't want to grab a show just yet you are welcome to pick something from the menu or try your luck and spin the wheel :)
DrillDaddyG I only chase if it’s absolutely worth it
To DrillDaddyG If you can't see that it is then I'm not the one for you
To DrillDaddyG But good luck
DrillDaddyG has logged off (reason: user left)
Guys like this give me the ICK big time. So satisfying not giving them what they want and deflating their sense of self worth and importance like they TRY to do to us.
Seductive_Brit
02-11-2022, 07:00 AM
Guys like this give me the ICK big time. So satisfying not giving them what they want and deflating their sense of self worth and importance like they TRY to do to us.
Agree with you 100 percent. Love deflating them so nicely they can't argue without looking ridiculous too. I'm not performing on command for free. I've started being more chatty in free because it's worked better for me in terms of converting but rudeness, demands and entitlement I won't and don't allow.
TheBrownFox
02-11-2022, 09:58 AM
It's been a month since i gave up on stripchat. I wasn't making more than $100 a month there.... in 7+ hours shifts. And those 1 token members were ridiculous.
Yeah, that sounds about right, because it takes a while to even make payout ($20) on there when everyone is tipping in increments of 1 token. And then those men have the nerve to be disappointed when they don't see some tits. LOL. Um...DUH. When you tip 1 token as slow as a snail, you aren't even making a dent in the room goal, dude. So you've got no one to be mad at but yourself. Haha.
I still have never had anyone take me into a decent private show on there (Besides the one guy who accidentally took me private...stopped it...and I still got paid the whole amount). These guys wanna tip the bare minimum, and then pout when I tell them that I use a toy in private. Lol. I'm not using a toy in free chat for all the freeloading grays to see. GTFOH. There's a gray member who's in my room every night named 'CHUBBYGHETTOSHEMALEFETISH', and I have to sit there seeing his stupid-ass name in my room everyday.