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TheBrownFox
02-11-2022, 11:01 AM
When a member is having issues with MFC (Unable to see you on video while you're live), and act like it's your fault and ask you to refresh real quick. No, sir, I will not. You had this same issue last night too (While everyone else could see and hear me fine), and then it was fine after I told you to reboot and come back.

One of the things I like about using OBS is that it lets me know when my live stream video is fucked up on my end. When that happens, it'll usually show a bunch of dropped frames and that green box will be turning red...yellow...or orange. In addition to that, I always record my live stream (To try to make clips out of it), and then I later go and watch it to see how everything looked. Last night after this dude kept returning to my room every few minutes posting "Still can't see...still can't see...still can't see," I stopped recording my stream and pulled it up on my computer just to take a quick look. Everything looked and sounded perfectly fine.

Seriously, people...if your internet is jacked up, you've got like 6 different cam models' chat rooms open because you men are never satisfied with just ONE piece of ass, and you've got that same Wi-Fi being used by your Smart TV, that's not my problem. Fix your shit, or e-mail MFC, or call up your internet provider or something.

emkato
02-11-2022, 01:31 PM
Tylerspear77: Hey would you pick a number 1-3 if you get it right I’ll be your ass licking slave in exclusive

Me: I'm not in the mood to play stupid games. If you really wanted to be my ass licking slave you would just take me exclusive.


Tylerspear77 has logged off (reason: user left)

emkato
02-11-2022, 01:34 PM
Yeah, that sounds about right, because it takes a while to even make payout ($20) on there when everyone is tipping in increments of 1 token. And then those men have the nerve to be disappointed when they don't see some tits. LOL. Um...DUH. When you tip 1 token as slow as a snail, you aren't even making a dent in the room goal, dude. So you've got no one to be mad at but yourself. Haha.

I still have never had anyone take me into a decent private show on there (Besides the one guy who accidentally took me private...stopped it...and I still got paid the whole amount). These guys wanna tip the bare minimum, and then pout when I tell them that I use a toy in private. Lol. I'm not using a toy in free chat for all the freeloading grays to see. GTFOH. There's a gray member who's in my room every night named 'CHUBBYGHETTOSHEMALEFETISH', and I have to sit there seeing his stupid-ass name in my room everyday.

I signed up for Stripchat but haven't even wanted to start streaming, and this confirms that for me lol. I hate performing in free chat and wasn't sure if I could be successful pulling privates. Doesn't seem like its the kind of site for that like SM.

TheBrownFox
02-11-2022, 02:19 PM
I signed up for Stripchat but haven't even wanted to start streaming, and this confirms that for me lol. I hate performing in free chat and wasn't sure if I could be successful pulling privates. Doesn't seem like its the kind of site for that like SM.


I'd say give it a try for yourself to see how you like it. Just don't have it be your own cam site, because the guys on there are CHEAP and stingy as fuck with their tokens. If you're currently a Streamate model, I'd definitely hold on to your Streamate too. Lol. I'm happy, though, for the models on Stripchat who do make a lot. I'm not sure if them having tip vibes is a contributing factor or what (I don't use tip vibes, and have no interest in it). I'm really close to having enough followers to qualify for that fan club feature, and I've gotta think about what I'd want to do for that...IF I'm even gonna do anything with it.

Dreamqueen
02-12-2022, 01:31 AM
Tonka12 (invisible) hi baby how are you doing

"I'm well, thanks."

Tonka12 (invisible) where are you from

"Earth"

Tonka12 (invisible) from where

Silence...

Lol
I always say Antarctica. Pisses them off and they just leave.

I've been getting a lot of guys asking if I have an only fans, while I'm on Streamate.
No, I have THIS. THIS is where you can buy a membership.
Don't make me ban you!:computer:

emkato
02-12-2022, 04:27 AM
Lol
I always say Antarctica. Pisses them off and they just leave.

I've been getting a lot of guys asking if I have an only fans, while I'm on Streamate.
No, I have THIS. THIS is where you can buy a membership.
Don't make me ban you!:computer:

Lol I always give a smart ass/vague answer. its the perfect way to guide the freeloaders out.

And fr! Why can't men ever be satisfied with what's right in front of them?? Im all dolled up ready to play literally RIGHT NOW but nah they want to add me on everything BUT streamate. I think they believe its a loophole to communicating with us for cheaper. FOH.

Cutie101
02-12-2022, 04:51 AM
56629


https://media.giphy.com/media/l3q2uvcxdk1pDLzGM/giphy.gif

pippapippa
02-12-2022, 07:45 AM
Me: so what are you looking for tonight?
Guy: like mindegames massage
Me (thinking there’s a missing comma): what kind of mind games? And honestly, I’m not sure how to do massage on cam. Sounds difficult
Guy: I give u massage in minde
U like back rub massage
Love to give to you
Sholder
Neck
*he leaves*

Miss_ShaSha
02-12-2022, 09:06 AM
Darrenbigdick434 Would you fuck am 18 year old

Silence..

Darrenbigdick434 ?

"Darren, for 25 GOLD I'll answer that question"

Darrenbigdick434 has logged off (reason: user left)

ggminx
02-12-2022, 11:20 AM
Me: so what are you looking for tonight?
Guy: like mindegames massage
Me (thinking there’s a missing comma): what kind of mind games? And honestly, I’m not sure how to do massage on cam. Sounds difficult
Guy: I give u massage in minde
U like back rub massage
Love to give to you
Sholder
Neck
*he leaves*

they get creative, don't they? :laughing:

whirlerz
02-12-2022, 12:14 PM
OK, we've talked about this one: "Are you attached"?

Me: "Well, I'm not falling apart"!
I started Lmao, at my own stupid joke, but hilarious to me.

Vlodina
02-13-2022, 05:52 AM
Hey, would it be possible to buy your shit? x

WendiStarr
02-14-2022, 08:45 PM
"I want you to come to Hong Kong tomorrow for free fuck together. You can live at my condo for free".

Yeah, ok. I'm going to totally put down a couple thousand in airfare at my own expense, travel 20+ hours, while almost 38 weeks pregnant, leave behind my kids, all to have free sex with some freeloader in my cam room who can't even be bothered to tip me or buy a show. Yeah, no thanks. Lol. These guys are delusional.

Cutie101
02-14-2022, 09:06 PM
"I want you to come to Hong Kong tomorrow for free fuck together. You can live at my condo for free".

Yeah, ok. I'm going to totally put down a couple thousand in airfare at my own expense, travel 20+ hours, while almost 38 weeks pregnant, leave behind my kids, all to have free sex with some freeloader in my cam room who can't even be bothered to tip me or buy a show. Yeah, no thanks. Lol. These guys are delusional.

I had a guy, the other day, he just bought his own home and he was so excited about it, that he was dead serious about inviting me to live with him, mentioning I'd have my own room and he'd bring money home, only to have a Goddess to serve, otherwise he's not motivated to work harder to serve me :)))))) He spent about $50 and said it's the most he ever spent on a Goddess, that special I am for him.
At that point I didn't know if I should ban him or let him continue, because I was seriously having fun seeing how dead serious he was about his offer. He eventually started begging and become annoying so I banned his ass tho :)).

XSelinex
02-15-2022, 02:01 PM
Next time I'll just ban without explaining. If you want Skype why you type on cam site instead sky private and claiming my attention for free while I'm in private with other member. Sure on Skype he doesn't appear after all.

I still want to set up a Skype session so that you can collect your share of the $100 I have on account at SkyPrivate.
Feb 15
Its forbidden to talk about it here.
Feb 15
OK. Skype me.
5:14 pm
It's forbidden

whirlerz
02-15-2022, 02:54 PM
Goofball: do you like toys

Me: yes

GB: Big toys?

Me yes

Gb: Bananas?

Me: immediate boot::)

pippapippa
02-15-2022, 07:01 PM
Dude: Hey girl wuts up
Me: hi, how are you?
Dude: Well, I was just thinking about my menstrual cycle solutions.
Me:oh, are you pretending to be a woman? You know we women often think about menstrual cycle solutions
Dude: I am a woman

Cutie101
02-15-2022, 08:35 PM
Dude: Hey girl wuts up
Me: hi, how are you?
Dude: Well, I was just thinking about my menstrual cycle solutions.
Me:oh, are you pretending to be a woman? You know we women often think about menstrual cycle solutions
Dude: I am a woman

Yeah we totally go on an adult cam site, as a member, to randomly talk to models about "menstrual cycle solutions" (wtf), the next second they say "how are you" :))))) Omg I haven't laughted so hard for a while. They are dead serious trying to act like women :)))

~Carmen~
02-15-2022, 10:20 PM
Goofball: do you like toys

Me: yes

GB: Big toys?

Me yes

Gb: Bananas?

Me: immediate boot::)

You should make him tip 25 to get the banana and when he takes you private, slowly eat it :)

whirlerz
02-16-2022, 01:00 AM
Great idea, Carmen!

Another Jerk logs in & out a couple X's when it asked me what part of ____ I'm from, I said the dirty part..

So he names a place, I said are you taking a poll so it comes back w/____, that's the nasty part.
I tried to block but it left..

I just had another one, where are you in _____?
Told it I'm not allowed to say, it said bye so I blocked it.

Once, I made up some fake place I was from, damn if he wasn't from the same place & wanted to meet up>:(

Sometimes I would mumble some bs..
Next time I'm going to say different places, or everywhere.

Then, you get these idiots that ask if want to go private & leave::)

Strawberryblonde
02-16-2022, 02:00 AM
I have a little speech;

We can't talk about meeting, we can't exchange contact details, PMs, streams, privates are all monitored and we have to report people who keep asking.

~Carmen~
02-16-2022, 03:25 AM
I have a little speech;

We can't talk about meeting, we can't exchange contact details, PMs, streams, privates are all monitored and we have to report people who keep asking.

I think we all need to say something like this. It's straight to the point.

whirlerz
02-16-2022, 10:32 AM
I have a little speech;

We can't talk about meeting, we can't exchange contact details, PMs, streams, privates are all monitored and we have to report people who keep asking.

OMG^

Pure GOLD, Thank You, Strawberry!!!
Gonna write it down, too!

FloridaSunDoll
02-16-2022, 10:53 AM
Clueless: “do you squirt?”
Me: *explains how my vibe makes me squirt with certain levels in exclusive*
Clueless: *goes exclusive* “I want to see anal”
Me: “well gee I sure hope I offer that. Really seems like something you should’ve asked about before starting a show expecting to see it just like the squirting”

That kinda shit blows my mind. Asks if I do one thing then starts the show and drops a whole different show on me. I think these types literally forget we’re not a sex toy that can do 100 different things a minute.

DollEParton
02-16-2022, 11:04 AM
I've got one, but it's chat based, not webcam:

*User pops in to chat*

User: hey baby
Me: Hi! How are you?
User:Why the $%&! do you charge so much for Goody bags and chat? There's a million other chicks on this site with huge tits I can look at!
Me: Well, nobody's stopping you from looking, m'dear

(User then proceeds to get into a 90 + message argument with me about the cost of everything I offer, the quality of the pics, the text and so on)

User: I hope your #$%*@!& (kitty) falls off and you die of AIDS, you @##$%$# #$#$ &%$#@! I wouldn't @#$%&! pay for a thing from you if you were the last w#@re on Earth and I'm reporting your @#$%& @$$! (user exits chat)

Me: *calmly looks over at the $100 he paid to spew all of this rubbish, clicks the button to block and shoots a note to the chat manager documenting the user's "issues"....*

whirlerz
02-16-2022, 12:09 PM
I just had another, 'where you from'::)

I kinda gave a little synopsis of the speech, he said oh ok.

Then asks if I'm cougar, I said I'm human::)

I get this other goof, hi sexy, I asked him to go private, "$'s tight right now"

Then gtfo.

Spemily
02-16-2022, 12:33 PM
A first email message on TTM (so I had to read this without even getting paid a few pennies):56688

There's not even a question there. Just spewing his gross "erotica" at me for free.

looklovely
02-16-2022, 05:36 PM
ohyeahbaby i saw your face
ohyeahbaby its not that good

~Carmen~
02-16-2022, 05:44 PM
ohyeahbaby i saw your face
ohyeahbaby its not that good

You must be devastated. However will you have the strenth to get back on cam after that? LOL

looklovely
02-16-2022, 05:59 PM
You must be devastated. However will you have the strenth to get back on cam after that? LOL

It was nice of him to say. I mean it's better than what I think of my face...LOL. ( I was covering my face because I didn't have make-up).

~Carmen~
02-16-2022, 06:08 PM
It was nice of him to say. I mean it's better than what I think of my face...LOL. ( I was covering my face because I didn't have make-up).

I'm sure you looked fantastic. He was being a douche.

ravenskyy
02-17-2022, 01:29 PM
Tickler44-May I see a smile please?

*I'm always smiling when on cam, but ok*

Me *while already smiling*- bans idiot

*Smiles bigger* Muahaha

Marina Starr
02-17-2022, 02:05 PM
I KNOW I won't have the strength to get back on cam if that happened to me. That would break me.
I'd cry hysterically and you'd have to come over and pick me off the floor.


You must be devastated. However will you have the strength to get back on cam after that? LOL

looklovely
02-17-2022, 03:49 PM
Lucas (invisible)wow, you've got quite the booty for an asian woman

I kicked him after he tipped $5. Maybe I'm too harsh.

whirlerz
02-17-2022, 06:44 PM
Well, I got this one idiot, (previously in my room) that gives out way TMI, then asks me to stand up, turn around, told him my pics are in profile, he kept yammering so I simply stopped streaming, going to log off for a while, maybe go on later.

Now I know who to block next time.

~Carmen~
02-17-2022, 07:51 PM
I KNOW I won't have the strength to get back on cam if that happened to me. That would break me.
I'd cry hysterically and you'd have to come over and pick me off the floor.

How can I pick you up when I'm down there with you?

whirlerz
02-17-2022, 08:06 PM
Tickler44-May I see a smile please?

*I'm always smiling when on cam, but ok*

Me *while already smiling*- bans idiot

*Smiles bigger* Muahaha

Lol, I'd probably have given him the finger too

~Carmen~
02-17-2022, 08:59 PM
Lol, I'd probably have given him the finger toi

I wouldn't. A flip off is 150 gold on my menu :D

MsJess
02-18-2022, 04:36 AM
Yeah you are going to tell me what we need! DUMBASS, he is looking for a life partner on a PAY PER VIEW SITE

USER: yerSean :butthead:

56703

ggminx
02-18-2022, 08:16 AM
ohyeahbaby i saw your face
ohyeahbaby its not that good

had a guy tag me butterface once...doesn't matter if i'm a butterface or not...it's about them, not you! there are people that like to put positivity out into the world and those that are angry and resentful and want to spread that crap around...misery loves company as they say! YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL! WE ALL ARE!

if you have his username number, we should all block him! what a dickweed

Marina Starr
02-18-2022, 09:45 AM
I'm not conventionally beautiful and that's why I BELIEVE I am beautiful and I FEEL it too. Being call ugly on or off cam doesn't hurt me because I KNOW I'm not ugly.

We don't owe beautiful or pretty to anyone. I don't seek approval even from guys that spend let alone miserable losers.


ohyeahbaby i saw your face
ohyeahbaby its not that good

bobsandvangene
02-18-2022, 09:50 AM
Someone just told me he owns a Michelin star restaurant (he named it and I looked it up and lo and behold he doesn’t own it LOL) and has one photo of salt bae next to him on Instagram and apparently that should be enough for me to be impressed enough to meet him

bobsandvangene
02-18-2022, 09:51 AM
Was eating cheddar cheese from the bag on cam yesterday and a dude came in, told me it’s fattening and that I should have his dick in my mouth instead.

My response: if you look at cheese and the first thing you think about is your dick, it’s probably time to wash it.

XSelinex
02-18-2022, 12:13 PM
All this in free chat lol
Tylerspear77Would you stinkface me
Tylerspear77And fart in my mouth
giovanni6957take them out a little sneak peak
giovanni6957sheesh take them melons out

~Carmen~
02-18-2022, 02:51 PM
"I'm a gentleman"

Prove it to me.

*Tips 5 gold

"Do you like young hairy dick?"

Eww, you just ruined it. Does that line usually work for you?

"Not so far"

Hmm I wonder why?

He left but came back in apologizing and trying to go exclusive. I turned it down and told him he has to earn his way to my good graces.

He tipped a few more 5's and 3's and gave up. lol

pippapippa
02-18-2022, 04:17 PM
"I'm a gentleman"

Prove it to me.

*Tips 5 gold

"Do you like young hairy dick?"

Eww, you just ruined it. Does that line usually work for you?

"Not so far"

Hmm I wonder why?

He left but came back in apologizing and trying to go exclusive. I turned it down and told him he has to earn his way to my good graces.

He tipped a few more 5's and 3's and gave up. lol


Do you have a bush? I do and because I have one, they seem to think I also have a bush fetish and regularly tell me they have hairy ducks. I have a bush because I hate shaving. lol. But I make a large portion of my money on hairy fetishes.

looklovely
02-18-2022, 04:50 PM
Garbles33 (invisible)To spank and be spanked

To Garbles33Yes, we can do that.

Garbles33 (invisible)Do you have a nice ass

ME: What kind of question is that? You've been here before idiot.

Garbles33 has logged off (reason: user was booted by model)

~Carmen~
02-18-2022, 04:53 PM
Do you have a bush? I do and because I have one, they seem to think I also have a bush fetish and regularly tell me they have hairy ducks. I have a bush because I hate shaving. lol. But I make a large portion of my money on hairy fetishes.

I do and my guys love it. I shaved awhile back and they missed it. To me, saying "hairy dick" is a turn off.

Shaving is irritating to me.

ggminx
02-19-2022, 04:00 AM
Rob_v61 has logged on
Rob_v61Wow

Rob_v61 (invisible)Wanna see my cock?
To GuestAddress only as Goddess or Mistress...or to the boneyard you go...permanently
Rob_v61 (invisible)Boneyard I prefer
Rob_v61 (invisible)Bitch

well, at least he's honest :shrug::witch:

Luci Fer
02-19-2022, 01:55 PM
Rob_v61 has logged on
Rob_v61Wow

Rob_v61 (invisible)Wanna see my cock?
To GuestAddress only as Goddess or Mistress...or to the boneyard you go...permanently
Rob_v61 (invisible)Boneyard I prefer
Rob_v61 (invisible)Bitch

well, at least he's honest :shrug::witch:

hahaha! that's a good one. I bet it killed his vibe being sent from boneryard straight to boneyard ;D